Glenn Beck Announces Plans to Meddle in Middle East

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This is just what the Middle East needs right now: Glenn Beck Announces ‘Restoring Courage’ Event In Jerusalem, Says ‘The Very Gates Of Hell Are Gonna Open Up Against Us’.

Terrific. Beck’s brand of high volume race-baiting and End Times paranoia ought to do wonders for the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

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1 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:50:36am

The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

2 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:50:42am

So, given that he said the very gates of hell will try to stop him, if the Israelis decide to deny him a permit, does that mean they're satanic?

3 Randall Gross  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:52:20am

Dove world outreach is traveling there this year as well to my understanding, maybe it will be the perfect storm of crazed bible thumping bircher zealots & the apocalypse really will come...

///

4 SpaceJesus  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:52:28am

exploiting a very real crisis for his own showboating. nice.

5 albusteve  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:52:43am

and the piper will lead us to reason

6 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:54:20am

He estimates that the package will cost $4,500 to attend. It's starting to look like he's launching a ministry.

7 albusteve  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:54:25am

re: #2 Obdicut

So, given that he said the very gates of hell will try to stop him, if the Israelis decide to deny him a permit, does that mean they're satanic?

the y should seriously consider barring him from entry...this firey evangelical garbage will do them no good at all

8 Randall Gross  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:55:25am

re: #6 Killgore Trout

He estimates that the package will cost $4,500 to attend. It's starting to look like he's launching a ministry.

He's got enough $$$ to build a megachurch and prayer tower...

9 albusteve  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:55:30am

DIVERSIFY!

10 Bulworth  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:55:56am

I blame Faux news and the American public. They're (we're) the ones who gave up on Beck's crazy man act here. He's gotta take it some place.

11 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:56:33am

Will Geert Wilders and Phillip Dewinter be featured? Maybe even the EDL?

12 sproingie  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:56:44am

Beck is likely to find that Israel doesn't tend to grant entry to end-times kooks. He'll always find fertile ground here in the USA though :(

13 Kragar  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:57:13am

A Glenn Beck plan that does not involve gold or survival seeds? MADNESS!

14 albusteve  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:57:41am

re: #10 Bulworth

I blame Faux news and the American public. They're (we're) the ones who gave up on Beck's crazy man act here. He's gotta take it some place.

leave me out of that mob...I have zero minutes logged into his show

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:57:44am

Peace in the Middle East! Finally! Hallelujah!

Rejoice! The hour of Beck is at hand!

16 lawhawk  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:57:54am

I actually think that Beck's influence here is rather small. He's bombastic and good at creating headlines in the US, but I don't think the Israelis will take a shine to him, and they've got plenty of experience in dealing with End Times quackery.

17 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:58:04am
18 makeitstop  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:58:44am

Is he even particularly well-known in Israel? Or would he be thought of as some nutjob on the radio in America?

19 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:59:11am

re: #16 lawhawk

I actually think that Beck's influence here is rather small. He's bombastic and good at creating headlines in the US, but I don't think the Israelis will take a shine to him, and they've got plenty of experience in dealing with End Times quackery.

I doubt most Israelis have even heard of him before.

20 elizajane  Mon, May 16, 2011 9:59:45am

This just makes me really angry.
I think that some people need to be reminded that Israel is actually another country and that, whatever your feelings about Jews, Ay-rabs, End Times etc, you do not have the right to go there as an American citizen and actively meddle with their politics.

What if some Germans, or Chinese, wanted to hold a "Restoring Sanity" rally in Washington DC? However justified their cause, people might kind of object.

21 nines09  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:00:19am

re: #17 Killgore Trout
I guess he likes that paycheck just as much as Huck likes his.

22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:00:40am

re: #17 Killgore Trout

Obama and Seth took him out a month or two before he would have fizzled anyway.

23 _RememberTonyC  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:16:27am

the Israelis need to tell him that although they believe his intentions are good, the timing is bad. If he really wants to be a force for good in the region, he needs to take heed of that. And if the Israelis ask him nicely and he pushes back too hard, then we will know his intentions are not good.

24 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:17:27am

re: #1 Alouette

The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

You want that Shayetet should throw him off a boat?

(It didn't do Paul Larudee much good, but I thought it was fun.)

25 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:18:36am

re: #1 Alouette

The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

That said, if Glenn Beck wants to come and stand in the streets of Jerusalem, ranting to a couple of polite Anglos who are mostly there because they imagine he's a thorn in Obama's side, whatthehell. Jerusalem has had crazy men preaching in the streets for a VERY long time.

26 dartmydog  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:18:55am

re: #23 _RememberTonyC

Brilliant.

27 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:19:51am

re: #3 Thanos

Dove world outreach is traveling there this year as well to my understanding, maybe it will be the perfect storm of crazed bible thumping bircher zealots & the apocalypse really will come...

///

Remember the scene in Life of Brian, where all the false messiahs are ranting away, up and down the street?

28 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:20:32am

re: #8 Thanos

He's got enough $$$ to build a megachurch and prayer tower...

Well, the Bahai have their world headquarters in Israel, but they're...sane.

29 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 10:26:37am

re: #18 makeitstop

Is he even particularly well-known in Israel? Or would he be thought of as some nutjob on the radio in America?

I'm sure most Israelis have never heard of him. The show is in English, and is mostly about American issues. I'm sure some of the Anglim listen, or at the least approve--some of them have got bitten by the ODS bug.

30 [deleted]  Mon, May 16, 2011 11:32:32am
31 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 11:33:55am

re: #30 nealjannol

Who is saying there's a problem in supporting Israel against attack from Hamas, please?

32 jaunte  Mon, May 16, 2011 11:37:17am

re: #30 nealjannol

Glenn Beck is pro-Glenn Beck. A lot of people have a problem with his pretense of caring about more important issues.

33 nealjannol  Mon, May 16, 2011 1:13:11pm

Glenn beck is not going to make a whole lot of money taking people to israel in august. It is hotter than hades in august, and i doubt his followers will go. So, i do not think it is about him and the money. He has an empire of stuff from websites, to radio, to tv (well, for a few months), to books (who reads that stuff).

I just do not understand what happened to this site - I went to a CUFI dinner and someone said that LGF was not what it was, i said, give me a break, CJ is one of Israel's most tried and true supporters, and now i see a lead post taking the piss out of glenn beck for going to israel. There are a million (no, about 5 million) ways to take the piss out of glenn beck. His leading a mission to israel is not one of them IMHO.

34 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 1:17:29pm

re: #33 nealjannol

Do you understand that a lot of people here are saying that Beck's visit to Israel would be bad for Israel?

35 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 16, 2011 1:20:16pm

Glenn Beck cares about whatever issues will get him the highest ratings.

36 Ming  Mon, May 16, 2011 1:23:07pm

Glenn Beck will shock both sides in the Middle Eastern conflict: yet another person who is flat-out crazy (they don't lack for that in the Middle East), but who's neither Jewish nor Muslim.

37 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 16, 2011 1:42:49pm

re: #33 nealjannol

Glenn beck is not going to make a whole lot of money taking people to israel in august. It is hotter than hades in august, and i doubt his followers will go. So, i do not think it is about him and the money. He has an empire of stuff from websites, to radio, to tv (well, for a few months), to books (who reads that stuff).

I just do not understand what happened to this site - I went to a CUFI dinner and someone said that LGF was not what it was, i said, give me a break, CJ is one of Israel's most tried and true supporters, and now i see a lead post taking the piss out of glenn beck for going to israel. There are a million (no, about 5 million) ways to take the piss out of glenn beck. His leading a mission to israel is not one of them IMHO.

Maybe you should consider that the reason I'm criticizing Glenn Beck is precisely because I AM a supporter of Israel.

Beck is bad news. Israel doesn't need the kind of "support" Glenn Beck is bringing.

38 Amory Blaine  Mon, May 16, 2011 2:28:14pm

re: #23 _RememberTonyC

the Israelis need to tell him that although they believe his intentions are good, the timing is bad. If he really wants to be a force for good in the region, he needs to take heed of that. And if the Israelis ask him nicely and he pushes back too hard, then we will know his intentions are not good.

I don't need any of that to happen. I know his intentions are not good.

39 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:08:41pm

re: #1 Alouette

The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

Promoting violence to condemn violence. Or do I misunderstand you?

40 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:13:37pm

re: #39 ozbloke

What treatment did the Gaza Flotilla busybodies get?

41 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:15:56pm

re: #40 Obdicut

What treatment did the Gaza Flotilla busybodies get?

The Gaza flotilla raid also known as the flotilla incident of 31 May 2010,[5] was a military operation by Israel against six ships of the "Gaza Freedom Flotilla" on May 31, 2010 in international waters of the Mediterranean Sea. The flotilla, organized by the Free Gaza Movement and the Turkish Foundation for Human Rights and Freedoms and Humanitarian Relief (İHH), was carrying humanitarian aid and construction materials,with the intention of breaking Israel's blockade of the Gaza Strip.[6][7][8] On 31 May 2010, Israeli Shayetet 13 naval commandos boarded the ships from speedboats and helicopters. On the MV Mavi Marmara, clashes broke out after activists violently resisted. Nine activists were killed (Eight Turkish nationals and a Turkish-American), and dozens of activists and seven Israeli commandos were wounded.

42 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:18:59pm

re: #41 ozbloke

Are you expecting Glenn Beck to violently resist?

43 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:24:33pm

re: #42 Obdicut

Are you expecting Glenn Beck to violently resist?

Does Alouette expect Glen Beck to violently resist may be a more appropriate question.

I have nothing but respect for Glenn Beck, and very little of that.
--Groucho

44 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:37:19pm

re: #41 ozbloke

The Gaza flotilla raid also known as the flotilla incident of 31 May 2010,[5] was a military operation by Israel against six ships of the "Gaza Freedom Flotilla" on May 31, 2010 in international waters of the Mediterranean Sea. The flotilla, organized by the Free Gaza Movement and the Turkish Foundation for Human Rights and Freedoms and Humanitarian Relief (İHH), was carrying humanitarian aid and construction materials,with the intention of breaking Israel's blockade of the Gaza Strip.[6][7][8] On 31 May 2010, Israeli Shayetet 13 naval commandos boarded the ships from speedboats and helicopters. On the MV Mavi Marmara, clashes broke out after activists violently resisted. Nine activists were killed (Eight Turkish nationals and a Turkish-American), and dozens of activists and seven Israeli commandos were wounded.

Those 'activists' came armed to the teeth, and ready to violently resist being turned away from the blockade.

45 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:40:39pm

re: #44 SanFranciscoZionist

Those 'activists' came armed to the teeth, and ready to violently resist being turned away from the blockade.

Hi SFZ,

Hope this day finds you and yours well.
I'm not sure why you are posting that to me, but thanks.

46 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:51:15pm

re: #45 ozbloke

Because you suggested Allouette was promoting violence.

The majority of the Gaza Flotilla was boarded and not allowed to land. Only the ship that violently resisted resulted in violence; the protesters began the violence.

So, no, Alouette is not promoting violence.

47 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 3:55:52pm

re: #46 Obdicut

Because you suggested Allouette was promoting violence.

The majority of the Gaza Flotilla was boarded and not allowed to land. Only the ship that violently resisted resulted in violence; the protesters began the violence.

So, no, Alouette is not promoting violence.

Can you give me your view of what was meant by this statement?
Quote - He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

48 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:00:41pm

re: #47 ozbloke

Can you give me your view of what was meant by this statement?
Quote - He should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

Yes. That he should be prevented from entering Israel or Gaza.

You do realize the Gaza Flotilla was made up of far more than those who violently resisted, right? That most were simply prevented, non-violently, from entering Gaza and running the blockade?

49 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:09:39pm

re: #48 Obdicut

Yes. That he should be prevented from entering Israel or Gaza.

You do realize the Gaza Flotilla was made up of far more than those who violently resisted, right? That most were simply prevented, non-violently, from entering Gaza and running the blockade?

Maybe using an example where people lost their lives was a poor choice as far as I'm concerned.

Could of used this:
WEST BANK: Palestinian Christians denied access to holy places in Jerusalem during Easter.

50 windsagio  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:10:38pm

re: #49 ozbloke

If it makes you feel any better, I thought the implication of violence in the post was pretty damn clear too.

51 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:11:37pm

re: #49 ozbloke

Maybe using an example where people lost their lives was a poor choice as far as I'm concerned.

Well, you'd be the one who could say that. Not me. It is still not 'promoting violence'.

re: #50 windsagio

If it makes you feel any better, I thought the implication of violence in the post was pretty damn clear too.

How so?

Do you think Israel committed violence against everyone in the Gaza Flotilla?

52 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:12:59pm

re: #50 windsagio

If it makes you feel any better, I thought the implication of violence in the post was pretty damn clear too.

Yeah, just didn't sit right for me. Thats why I thought I'd ask for clarification.
It got plenty of updings though.

53 windsagio  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:13:50pm

re: #51 Obdicut

Seriously Obdi.

If we leave justification totally out of it, what is the most notable thing that they did to people in the Gaza Flotilla raid?

If that's not violent what is?

And again leave justification out of it, just what happened.

54 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:15:14pm

re: #53 windsagio

If we leave justification totally out of it, what is the most notable thing that they did to people in the Gaza Flotilla raid?

That the Israeli commandos defended themselves when attacked?

If that's not violent what is?


Are you expecting Glenn Beck to violently resist if he's turned away from Israel?

And again leave justification out of it, just what happened.

I am. You seem to be constructing a narrative where the Israeli's attacked the Gaza Flotilla, rather than defending themselves against attack.

That isn't, you know, reality.

55 windsagio  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:21:28pm

re: #54 Obdicut

There's a clear implication of violence in what she said. You can circle the wagons if you want, I guess.

Do you think she meant they should stage an armed raid on his airplane?

56 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:23:41pm

re: #55 windsagio

There's a clear implication of violence in what she said. You can circle the wagons if you want, I guess.

No, there isn't. You're wrong, and accusing me of 'circling the wagons' is a worthless remark.

Do you think she meant they should stage an armed raid on his airplane?

He couldn't come by plane if they disallowed him. He'd have to come by boat, or overland.

And yes, if Beck attempted to take a boat to Israel after they'd forbidden him to, I'd expect him to be boarded and arrested, and the people doing it would be armed.

57 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:25:58pm

Obdi,

The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Dirk Niebel".

58 windsagio  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:26:55pm

re: #56 Obdicut

to be honest, I can't see how you wouldn't see the aggression in that post unless it was through just not wanting to think about it.

I'm really trying not to pick fights with you that I don't have to tho', so I'll let it go at that and quit bugging you about it.

59 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:38:00pm

re: #58 windsagio

to be honest, I can't see how you wouldn't see the aggression in that post unless it was through just not wanting to think about it.
.

Then why not try listening to what I'm saying, so that you can understand?

Alouette said that they should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

Here's how the Gaza Flotilla busibodies were treated:

They were told they could not land.

When they proceeded anyway, they were told they would all have to be inspected by Israeli forced.

They refused this, and indicated they would continue to run the brigade.

The Israelis boarded the ships, taking over most of them with no violence, and responding when attacked on board one ship.

Now, I have no problem, at all, with Glen Beck being treated like that. If he's told he can't come to Israel, and he charters a boat anyway, he should be boarded by the Israelis. If he were insane enough to attack the Israeli commandos, I'd expect them to respond in kind.

The majority of the Israeli response to the Gaza Flotilla involved no violence. Of the part that did involve violence, they were not the initiators of that violence.

So seeing it as a promotion of violence is incorrect.

I'm really trying not to pick fights with you that I don't have to tho', so I'll let it go at that and quit bugging you about it

I'm not asking you to, nor do I want you to, let it go. Just don't do it in a pointlessly insulting fashion.

60 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:44:21pm

re: #59 Obdicut

Then why not try listening to what I'm saying, so that you can understand?

Alouette said that they should get the same treatment as the "Gaza Flotilla" busybodies.

Here's how the Gaza Flotilla busibodies were treated:

They were told they could not land.

When they proceeded anyway, they were told they would all have to be inspected by Israeli forced.

They refused this, and indicated they would continue to run the brigade.

The Israelis boarded the ships, taking over most of them with no violence, and responding when attacked on board one ship.

Now, I have no problem, at all, with Glen Beck being treated like that. If he's told he can't come to Israel, and he charters a boat anyway, he should be boarded by the Israelis. If he were insane enough to attack the Israeli commandos, I'd expect them to respond in kind.

The majority of the Israeli response to the Gaza Flotilla involved no violence. Of the part that did involve violence, they were not the initiators of that violence.

So seeing it as a promotion of violence is incorrect.

I'm not asking you to, nor do I want you to, let it go. Just don't do it in a pointlessly insulting fashion.

Out of all the posible stories of restricting Becks access, this was a good example?

After all I've read from you, I don't think you would have chosen it.

When the dust settles on the Flottila story, all those alive will have a story and their own remembrances. However, those who died will still be dead, their families will still mourn.

I suggest if you asked people about the Flottila story, the deaths will be what is remembered.

I would also suggest for those who peruse LGF, it could lead to a lot of misunderstanding.

61 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 4:49:03pm

busybody [ˈbɪzɪˌbɒdɪ]
n pl -bodies
a meddlesome, prying, or officious person


humanitarian [hjuːˌmænɪˈtɛərɪən]
adj
1. having the interests of mankind at heart
2. (Christian Religious Writings / Theology) of or relating to ethical or theological humanitarianism
n
1. a philanthropist
2. an adherent of humanitarianism

62 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 5:00:03pm

re: #60 ozbloke

Out of all the posible stories of restricting Becks access, this was a good example?

I think it was a good example in that Beck deserves the same treatment, though he'd describe himself as pro-Israel, as those on the Gaza Flotilla: to be treated as a gigantic security risk. To me, it was a pointed dismissal of Beck's portrayal of himself as pro-Israel.

After all I've read from you, I don't think you would have chosen it.

What does that have to do with anything? The specific accusation made wasn't "It's not a great example", but that it was promoting violence. And that is false.


I suggest if you asked people about the Flottila story, the deaths will be what is remembered.

I would also suggest for those who peruse LGF, it could lead to a lot of misunderstanding.

If someone reads LGF, then they should know the full Gaza Flotilla story. If they don't, and they happen on that one comment by Alouette rather than, say, the numerous stories about the flotilla or the many other posts about the flotilla, then sure, it could cause a 'misunderstanding'. That misunderstanding would not be Alouette's fault in any way, shape, or form. The fact that the story will become distorted and faded into memory is not something that I really want to cater to.

I will note your goalposts have shifted from "that's promoting violence" to "if you don't remember the details of the incident, then one could interpret that as promoting violence".

I think the allegation that someone is promoting violence is an intense one. I have always stuck up for anyone accused of being anti-Israel solely because they were critical of Israel, because I think it's a terrible accusation. I think the accusation of promoting violence is a heavy one as well and you shouldn't be surprised that I take umbrage at it.

63 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 5:15:09pm

re: #62 Obdicut

I think it was a good example in that Beck deserves the same treatment, though he'd describe himself as pro-Israel, as those on the Gaza Flotilla: to be treated as a gigantic security risk. To me, it was a pointed dismissal of Beck's portrayal of himself as pro-Israel.

So would my comment #57 would also be a good example:
The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Dirk Niebel".


If someone reads LGF, then they should know the full Gaza Flotilla story. If they don't, and they happen on that one comment by Alouette rather than, say, the numerous stories about the flotilla or the many other posts about the flotilla, then sure, it could cause a 'misunderstanding'. That misunderstanding would not be Alouette's fault in any way, shape, or form. The fact that the story will become distorted and faded into memory is not something that I really want to cater to.

Fortunately you won't have to.


I will note your goalposts have shifted from "that's promoting violence" to "if you don't remember the details of the incident, then one could interpret that as promoting violence".

I think the allegation that someone is promoting violence is an intense one. I have always stuck up for anyone accused of being anti-Israel solely because they were critical of Israel, because I think it's a terrible accusation. I think the accusation of promoting violence is a heavy one as well and you shouldn't be surprised that I take umbrage at it.

My original post:
"Promoting violence to condemn violence. Or do I misunderstand you?"

I was passing to Alouette how it came across to me, and out of concern for the way it may have been interpreted, I asked for clarification.

You seem to think I meant something I didn't, ironic hey.

64 Obdicut  Mon, May 16, 2011 5:20:24pm

re: #63 ozbloke

So would my comment #57 would also be a good example:
The situation is volatile enough without Glenn Beck coming over to stir shit up. He should get the same treatment as the "Dirk Niebel".

Yes, sure.

I was passing to Alouette how it came across to me, and out of concern for the way it may have been interpreted, I asked for clarification.

You seem to think I meant something I didn't, ironic hey.

Well, you certainly didn't go out of the way to make yourself clear. Double-ironic hey.

65 Usually refered to as anyways  Mon, May 16, 2011 5:27:47pm

re: #64 Obdicut

Yes, sure.

Well, you certainly didn't go out of the way to make yourself clear. Double-ironic hey.

Thats what I thought about Alouette's comment.

I'm confused now, is that back to ironic, or are we now at triple ironic.

Triple ironic reminds me of Victor Borge 'inflationary language'.
Three faced triple crosser.

66 angel Graham  Tue, May 17, 2011 12:09:12am

Just me, but I think only Alouette knows for sure what she meant by her statement. Anyone else is taking a guess. In Obdi's case, I'd say a well-educated guess due to knowing more about Alouette than I do...but a guess nonetheless.

Anyone wanting to know what Alouette thinks, should probably consider asking her.

Just my .$.02.

67 bmiller11757  Tue, May 17, 2011 4:57:15am

really? really?

:head to desk:


but the world is going to end Sat, so this really isnt a big deal LOL

68 chonguey  Tue, May 17, 2011 10:01:38am

As a cultural Mormon and someone who holds a uniquely deep antipathy to Glenn Beck's odious brand of paranoid carnival barking, I feel the need to and this: ~~Glenn Beck is now entering his delusional martyr phase~~

It should be clear as day that Glenn Beck has taken his conservative quasi-religious political messiah act to it's (il)logical conclusion: Glenn Beck wants to usher in his particular end times theory of choice. Really. This is Glenn Beck's crazy self-delusion about his supposed importance, as much as it was the delusion of Bin Laden, or the crazy aspiration for the appearance of the Mahdi in Iran.

As of this day, the LDS Church and its more disciplined non-celebrity members have wisely avoided any attempt to proselytize in Israel & the Middle East. However, in Mormon theology, the end times will start when two messengers, supposedly some form of Mormon spokesperson will be assassinated in Jerusalem, ushering in the Great Final Battle that ends the world.

Beck is trying to be a lightning rod in Jerusalem in his (wrongly) supposed apocalyptic end times scenario that Mormon's believe will pit Mormons, Christians & Jews against the forces of evil, presumably Muslims and Atheists and other "wicked" people.

Since he can't outright preach religion, he has decided to do the next best thing. Try to be a spokesperson for this political ideology instead. His political style is a deranged combo of new-found religious surety and the intellectual sensibilities of a chimp who is willing to go to Jerusalem to preach his partisan political "gospel" that has no business being there. It was bad enough when Beck had a national audience. He now wants to preach it globally, starting in the worst possible place imaginable.

I truly hope he doesn't go thru with this. The situation is volatile enough without Beck exporting his crazy Tea Party clown act to Jerusalem, a city with enough problems of its own without delusional Mormon converts inserting his clearly ignorant self into a firestorm. Why won't any church higher up rein him in or forbid him to do such a clearly stupid thing? Or do they support such a wrong headed act? Would the Israeli government even allow such a gathering? I highly doubt it. Beck imagines he has liberties in a land where he as a non-citizen has no right to organize a protest. His ignorance of the world extends to the global stage.

What. The. Fuck. Glenn? Your sheer ignorance boggles my mind.

Please, for the love of all things holy, please go away Glenn. You are not the answer to the worlds ills. When you are too toxic even for Roger Ailes, maybe you should reconsider your course.

69 TedStriker  Tue, May 17, 2011 2:49:22pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Will Geert Wilders and Phillip Dewinter be featured? Maybe even the EDL?

Speaking of Geert the Hair Helmet, his ass was just here in Nashville last week speaking at a megachurch a few miles away from my house (as well as a meet-and-greet at the Williamson County GOP office and a guest slot on local "conservative" Steve Gill's show). Too bad I was at work when this was going on; I didn't even know he was in town until I was at work that day.

The article from The Tennessean: Dutch politician brings anti-Islam views to TN

*spit*


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