Remember when God told Mike Huckabee not to run for President, because his destiny was to keep collecting paychecks from Rupert Murdoch?
Well, it looks like the Man Upstairs may have changed his mind, and given the Huckster the green light after all — but he might have to settle for VP: Huckabee May Reconsider?
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:30:35pm |
Huck, if you're gonna run, then run. If you're not, then get out of the pool and stay out.
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:32:45pm |
Last I heard, Huck still had a potential lawsuit hanging over his head. Copyright infringement is nasty business.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:33:36pm |
re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
LOKI! QUIT FUCKING WITH THE GUY!
This isn't nice of God. How is a man supposed to make plans with constant changes like this going on?
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webevintage Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:33:41pm |
Listen there is nothing, NOTHING Mike and Janet love more then money...unless it is free stuff from wealthy backers.
He might toy with being VP, but then how will he pay for his new beach front mansion in FL?
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ArchangelMichael Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:34:24pm |
I wonder which one of his old college buddies inserted a miniature speaker and microphone in his tooth.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:35:01pm |
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:35:36pm |
God slams on the brakes, turns hard to the right and presto!....a perfect 180
(must have been a moonshiner in his younger days)
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:36:56pm |
re: #7 ArchangelMichael
I wonder which one of his old college buddies inserted a miniature speaker and microphone in his tooth.
"And from now on, stop playing with yourself!"
"It is God!"
/
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Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:37:24pm |
re: #8 makeitstop
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
If I was creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. .... how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
[not to mention all the beetles...]
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:38:22pm |
re: #12 oaktree
If I was creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. ... how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
[not to mention all the beetles...]
And He didn't leave any explanation about magnets.
/
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:39:07pm |
re: #10 albusteve
God slams on the brakes, turns hard to the right and presto!...a perfect 180
(must have been a moonshiner in his younger days)
SMOKEY YUNICK IS GOD?!
Thats explains quite a bit actually.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:39:11pm |
Twitter rumors are flying that Anonymous is going after Breitbart...
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Alexzander Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:39:31pm |
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:39:35pm |
re: #12 oaktree
If I was creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. ... how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
[not to mention all the beetles...]
bassett hounds
quicksand
poison ivy
black flies
The Dude is weird.
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:40:07pm |
re: #15 Charles
Twitter rumors are flying that Anonymous is going after Breitbart...
Behold...THE DERPULARTIY!
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:40:34pm |
re: #15 Charles
Twitter rumors are flying that Anonymous is going after Breitbart...
That would be a situation similar to watching a round of playoff ball and hating both teams. Can we root for them both to lose?
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Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:41:10pm |
re: #17 garhighway
bassett hounds
quicksand
poison ivy
black fliesThe Dude is weird.
Had encounters with the last two this past weekend.
"He who made kittens put snakes in the grass."
- Jethro Tull
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:41:44pm |
re: #16 Alexzander
TPMMuckraker:
Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet
Like I said last night, Breitbart doesn't involve himself in the dirty work, he just pimps the results. Somebody told him when and where to look, and he did the rest.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:41:58pm |
re: #16 Alexzander
TPMMuckraker:
Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet
you live by the tweet, you die by the tweet
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:42:44pm |
re: #19 makeitstop
That would be a situation similar to watching a round of playoff ball and hating both teams. Can we root for them both to lose?
I root for the truth and could give a rats ass who uncovers it
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Darth Vader Gargoyle Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:43:03pm |
re: #11 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
"And from now on, stop playing with yourself!"
"It is God!"/
Real Genius quote. Very Nice!!!
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:43:40pm |
re: #23 albusteve
I root for the truth and could give a rats ass who uncovers it
I can go with that. Still don't like either party much, though.
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Alexzander Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:45:51pm |
Does anyone have any links for rumors about Anon attacking Breitbart? Seems like an unusually partisan kind of activity for the group.
If it happens I'll be definitely making some popcorn though!
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:46:07pm |
re: #24 rwdflynavy
Real Genius quote. Very Nice!!!
I was attempting to put the "naked with a bowl of jello" line to use, but just couldn't work it into the proper context.
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What, me worry? Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:47:09pm |
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freetoken Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:48:50pm |
This gives me a chance to pimp my latest Page, on the ongoing (though stealthily in some circles) collapse of the fundamentalist bedrock.
Huckabee will believe whatever is necessary for his ego to survive. The ego is a powerful thing, able to create ex nihilo.
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Darth Vader Gargoyle Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:49:48pm |
re: #27 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I was attempting to put the "naked with a bowl of jello" line to use, but just couldn't work it into the proper context.
Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:49:53pm |
If God gives you a shout out, you have to serve.
(I think there are some Huck ones too,but I can't find them >>)
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freetoken Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:52:07pm |
re: #15 Charles
Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven. Hope we're invited to the wedding.
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darthstar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:52:21pm |
re: #15 Charles
Twitter rumors are flying that Anonymous is going after Breitbart...
Wouldn't that be a shame.
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:52:53pm |
re: #8 makeitstop
Damn, almost missed this post. I think I"m in love with you
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:53:45pm |
re: #30 rwdflynavy
Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:53:51pm |
re: #35 windsagio
Damn, almost missed this post. I think I"m in love with you
[Video]
Depeche is a guilty pleasure of mine.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:54:04pm |
Instead of punishing users who the report says "do no harm to others," the commission argues that governments should end criminalization of drug use, experiment with legal models that would undermine organized crime syndicates and offer health and treatment services for drug-users in need.
'just say YES to drugs'
Read more: [Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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shutdown Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:54:24pm |
re: #34 darthstar
Wouldn't that be a shame.
It's like Predator v. Alien. You shouldn't want either to win, but you're kind of routing for Predator because of the dreadlocks.
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:54:39pm |
re: #37 makeitstop
Guilty, nothing. Be proud!
It's so apt too, It'd be the ultimate practical joke >>
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:55:52pm |
re: #40 windsagio
Guilty, nothing. Be proud!
It's so apt too, It'd be the ultimate practical joke >>
I'm a rock dude by trade - I'm not supposed to like that type of music. :)
But they were so good and so consistent. Can't help but dig 'em.
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darthstar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:56:26pm |
re: #21 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
Like I said last night, Breitbart doesn't involve himself in the dirty work, he just pimps the results. Somebody told him when and where to look, and he did the rest.
That's what I figured happened too...Breitbart doesn't have the discipline to carry out this kind of thing on his own.
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Kragar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:57:13pm |
re: #39 imp_62
It's like Predator v. Alien. You shouldn't want either to win, but you're kind of routing for Predator because of the dreadlocks.
They should have stuck with the original comic series when they made the movies, because then we could be on the side of the hot Asian chick.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:57:38pm |
re: #42 darthstar
That's what I figured happened too...Breitbart doesn't have the discipline to carry out this kind of thing on his own.
don't underestimate AB...big mistake
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:57:40pm |
re: #42 darthstar
That's the whole thrust of the story isn't it?
Dude sets up 'scandal', Breitbart exploits/promotes it, things go bad, Breitbart sells guy down river?
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MittDoesNotCompute Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:57:53pm |
re: #10 albusteve
God slams on the brakes, turns hard to the right and presto!...a perfect 180
(must have been a moonshiner in his younger days)
Wouldn't it be a kick if Wendell Scott turned out to be (the current) G-d? He did his fair share of running 'shine before racing in early NASCAR, ya know...
/Love Greased Lightning, even if it is dramatized...one of my favorite Richard Pryor movies
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shutdown Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:58:16pm |
re: #45 windsagio
That's the whole thrust of the story isn't it?
Dude sets up 'scandal', Breitbart exploits/promotes it, things go bad, Breitbart sells guy down river?
Movie release set for Labor Day
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:58:26pm |
re: #44 albusteve
its kind of the genius of the whole thing, he keeps his hands relatively clean (at least legally) and can just keep going selling the next scandal.
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darthstar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:58:41pm |
re: #44 albusteve
don't underestimate AB...big mistake
Ohmyfuckinggod...someone who actually thinks AB is someone who needs to be taken seriously.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:59:39pm |
God told me to post this comment. Then he told me to open a beer. Awaiting more instructions.
Afternoon Honcos.
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shutdown Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:00:34pm |
re: #50 Cannadian Club Akbar
God told me to post this comment. Then he told me to open a beer. Awaiting more instructions.
Afternoon Honcos.
Akbar: THIS IS YOUR LORD!!!!
MAKE ME NACHOS. AND NOT THE RUBBISH ONES WITHOUT SOUR CREAM.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:01:16pm |
re: #49 darthstar
Ohmyfuckinggod...someone who actually thinks AB is someone who needs to be taken seriously.
In politics, a scandal doesn't have to be true if the perception of the scandal is believed.
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MittDoesNotCompute Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:01:21pm |
re: #15 Charles
Twitter rumors are flying that Anonymous is going after Breitbart...
YEEHAW!!!!
I don't like Breitbart and I don't like Anon, but this may get very interesting indeed.
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darthstar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:01:36pm |
re: #50 Cannadian Club Akbar
God told me to post this comment. Then he told me to open a beer. Awaiting more instructions.
Afternoon Honcos.
God says he's busy right now...something about two red heads and a hot tub...anyway, just hang onto that beer for the time being.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:01:41pm |
re: #49 darthstar
Ohmyfuckinggod...someone who actually thinks AB is someone who needs to be taken seriously.
I can see what Steve is saying. Breitbart has a handle on exploiting the dysfunctional media. He's actually pretty good at it.
I keep waiting for him to make the Big Mistake. You can't dance that close to the edge without falling off eventually.
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goddamnedfrank Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:02:35pm |
re: #16 Alexzander
TPMMuckraker:
Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet
Dan Wolfe has issues:
I have ALOT of personal problems I didn't want to go into--but as I become the focus of this I am more and more afraid this will all come out. I want to tell you why I haven't talked on the phone yet.
I have an en exwife suing me for custody of our 2 kids and for lots of other stuff right now. Her attorneys are after everything I own.I have an ex girlfriend who has mental problems causing issues for me at work .
My business is suffering as a result.
If my exwife's attorney's got a hold of a call recorded with me on it they'd have a field day with that. I want to try to avoid.
She had recorded me twice before. She worked with my exgirlfriend and had two calls recorded.
It has gotten me in a lot of legal trouble.
I am screwed. If this comes out along with everything I'm dealing with here -- I don't know what to do.
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:02:46pm |
re: #55 makeitstop
Yeah, just about. You gotta admit that's one thing he's really excellent at.
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:02:56pm |
re: #43 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
They should have stuck with the original comic series when they made the movies, because then we could be on the side of the hot Asian chick.
Every movie should have at least one hot Asian chick.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:02:59pm |
re: #49 darthstar
Ohmyfuckinggod...someone who actually thinks AB is someone who needs to be taken seriously.
lots of people do...what's your problem?....don't investigate any connection between Weiner and him?...he has a record of fucking up peoples lives, is that not serious or is it you that is not serious?
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darthstar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:03:04pm |
re: #55 makeitstop
I can see what Steve is saying. Breitbart has a handle on exploiting the dysfunctional media. He's actually pretty good at it.
I keep waiting for him to make the Big Mistake. You can't dance that close to the edge without falling off eventually.
Breitbart is successful because the media want him to be successful. They can simply help him fuel the fire and then say, "We were duped! Nobody could have foreseen that Breitbart wasn't sincere!"
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Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:03:05pm |
re: #51 imp_62
Akbar: THIS IS YOUR LORD!!!
MAKE ME NACHOS. AND NOT THE RUBBISH ONES WITHOUT SOUR CREAM.
[Link: www.fotosearch.com...]
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Ming Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:03:22pm |
Huckabee and Palin may battle it out for the Vice Presidential spot. Aw Shucks versus You Betcha.
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MittDoesNotCompute Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:04:04pm |
re: #62 Ming
Huckabee and Palin may battle it out for the Vice Presidential spot. Aw Shucks versus You Betcha.
And both completely fucked in the head with little morals...
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:04:20pm |
re: #46 talon_262
Wouldn't it be a kick if Wendell Scott turned out to be (the current) G-d? He did his fair share of running 'shine before racing in early NASCAR, ya know...
/Love Greased Lightning, even if it is dramatized...one of my favorite Richard Pryor movies
yeah, him and Junior Johnson....original good 'ol boys
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shutdown Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:04:52pm |
re: #61 Cannadian Club Akbar
[Link: www.fotosearch.com...]
WELL DONE AKBAR. NOW BRING ME A BEER, A BLONDE AND A BONG.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:08:02pm |
re: #60 darthstar
Breitbart is successful because the media want him to be successful. They can simply help him fuel the fire and then say, "We were duped! Nobody could have foreseen that Breitbart wasn't sincere!"
you posted that "Breitbart doesn't have the discipline"....how the hell do you know?...he has the discipline to have a nationally known blog and makes plenty of money....he's clever enough to make his dirty rep and walk from any responsibility...just wtf are you talking about?
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Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:08:28pm |
re: #65 imp_62
WELL DONE AKBAR. NOW BRING ME A BEER, A BLONDE AND A BONG.
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shutdown Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:09:46pm |
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JEA62 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:26:08pm |
Republicans would be staggeringly stupid to nominate an all-white ticket.
Of course, Republicans do 10 stupid things before breakfast...
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Bulworth Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:27:39pm |
I guess Huck is jealous of Sarah's magical mystery tour bus parade with cranky Piper.
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Girl with a Pearl Earring Thu, Jun 2, 2011 4:23:51pm |
The Huckster? No thanks. Stay out of it, Mike.
huck·ster n.
1. One who sells wares or provisions in the street; a peddler or hawker.
2. One who uses aggressive, showy, and sometimes devious methods to promote or sell a product.
3. Informal One who writes advertising copy, especially for radio or television.
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