So there she is, ridin’ around the country in a bus decorated with the US flag and the Constitution and her name, and the flag, and stuff, and here comes that ol’ lamestream media again with those “shout-out gotcha questions” — like, “Hey Sarah, remember Paul Revere?”

“Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there. That, hey, you’re not gonna succeed. You’re not gonna take American arms. You are not gonna beat our own well-armed, uh, persons, uh, individual, private militia that we have. He did warn the British! And, in a shout-out, gotcha type o’ question that was asked of me, I answered candidly, and. I know my American history!”

Next gotcha question: “Hey Sarah, what’s with the weird hand gestures?”