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1 William of Orange  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:11:02pm

Hands up. Who will miss him?

Well, it was kind of fun watching Jon Stewart doing his impression.

2 mr.fusion  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:11:12pm

I hope he calls Roger Ailes a dick

3 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:11:17pm

Well, who wouldn't get all teary-eyed when talking about Old Hickory?

//

4 Martinsmithy  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:11:50pm

Who is Glenn Beck?

5 dragonfire1981  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:12:10pm

Random bit of humor: my friend said the other day he'd like to make a B movie called "Communist Muslims from Outer Space!"

6 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:12:12pm

Any final words about the infamous FEMA trailers?

7 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:13:54pm

Glenn Beck is reciting the omnibus of his conspiracy theories, many of them from the John Birch Society and Alex Jones.

8 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:15:15pm

There's the Kermit voice.

9 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:17:33pm

Is he warning us about needing to buy lots of gold?

10 mr.fusion  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:19:16pm

Now where am I supposed to go to get my Food Insurance recommendations? I'll probably just end up buying it from somebody who's just trying to rip me off

11 jhrhv  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:20:44pm

Fox news hates Jon Stewart. I think it's funny how they keep comparing a comedy show to what's supposed to be a real news channel.

12 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:21:21pm

*sniffs* Remember people, when ACORN together with The Tides foundation team up with Shirley Sherrod and Van Jones that I warned you of this day!
//

13 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:23:05pm

re: #10 mr.fusion

no lie, my parents have been stock-piling canned goods for when "shit hits the fan" or the economy goes to shit again. They started doing so at the urging of Beck...

14 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:24:15pm

The end of the first segment was dedicated to bragging about how much better he was than Jon Stewart.

15 mr.fusion  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:24:31pm

re: #13 Dreggas

no lie, my parents have been stock-piling canned goods for when "shit hits the fan" or the economy goes to shit again. They started doing so at the urging of Beck...

I've got a buddy whose parents did the same thing.....they even tried to convince him to move into their house because "it's on higher ground"

16 Three Chord Monty  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:24:34pm

I might have watched this guy if his show had a laugh track.

As it is, I'd rather watch his advertisers. At least for entertainment value.

17 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:26:22pm

re: #14 Charles

because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darnit people like him!

//

18 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:26:45pm

I don't know if I should admire you guys for watching this show or pity your masochism.

19 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:27:51pm

Beck's self promotion is pathetic...

20 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:28:03pm

re: #15 mr.fusion

I am sure mine are watching the show right now and all upset over him leaving Fox. Of course according to my folks he "has other irons in the fire" though what those are he has yet to really say. I bet they involve ripping off more people by peddling non-sensical books or maybe he'll start selling his tears as a cure all.

21 Jaerik  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:28:55pm

re: #7 Charles

Glenn Beck is reciting the omnibus of his conspiracy theories, many of them from the John Birch Society and Alex Jones.

I'm glad he's going out in a burst of conspiratorial insanity. Really drives home the whole "I'm getting canned because I'm a complete nutjob" angle, rather than him trying to explain it away as your typical "my contract is up, need to spend time with my family, etc etc" spin.

22 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:22pm

he's leaving...
I hope I can contain my sorrow

23 Three Chord Monty  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:30pm

10 minutes was more than I could take.

I mean, I'm a human being.

I actually watched some Fox News programming before this guy came on board. That seems like a real long time ago now.

24 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:39pm

"This show has become a movement, and that's why it doesn't belong on television any more." - Glenn Beck

25 mr.fusion  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:52pm

I just always come back to this song from my childhood when I see Glenn Beck

26 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:57pm

"I'm going to Israel in search of courage. It's a ticking time bomb and they know it." - Glenn Beck

27 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:29:59pm

re: #19 HoosierHoops

Beck's self promotion is pathetic...

$32m a year...chew on that

28 William of Orange  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:31:29pm

I'm so annoyed I can't see this live.

29 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:32:50pm

Now who will warn us of the existential threats posed by social justice and old academics like Francis Fox Piven?

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30 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:32:57pm

re: #24 Charles

"This show has become a movement, and that's why it doesn't belong on television any more." - Glenn Beck

A bowel movement.

31 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:33:31pm

I was gonna post Joplin's Cry Baby, but then it just didn't seem right to link her to this asshat

32 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:35:01pm
it doesn't belong on television

That's a pretty good summation of his program.

33 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:37:40pm

re: #24 Charles

"This show has become a movement, and that's why it doesn't belong on television any more." - Glenn Beck

Of course, a good movement like that should go into a toilet.

34 jhrhv  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:38:12pm

I was going to get rid of the chalk boards but then I thought without them I won't look batshit crazy so I kept them.

35 Ben G. Hazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:43:30pm

re: #3 Bulworth

Well, who wouldn't get all teary-eyed when talking about Old Hickory?

//

The Cherokee did, especially when he had the US government forcibly remove them to Oklahoma and points west (virtually right past his home here in Nashville, the Hermitage).

Jackson was a rough, tough SOB, but the events leading up to, including, and following the Trail of Tears forced march was not one of his finest moments.

36 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:44:24pm

hola, honcos and honco-ettes!

I can't watch Beck. I just cannot do it, he is such an embarrassment to himself, and any rational sane reasonable conservative-type anywhere.

37 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:46:23pm

re: #35 talon_262

The Cherokee did, especially when he had the US government forcibly remove them to Oklahoma and points west (virtually right past his home here in Nashville, the Hermitage).

Jackson was a rough, tough SOB, but the events leading up to, including, and following the Trail of Tears forced march was not one of his finest moments.

I'm guessing the right wing's favorite faux-historian, David Barton, omitted that part of the story for Beck's audience.

38 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:47:47pm

re: #35 talon_262

The Cherokee did, especially when he had the US government forcibly remove them to Oklahoma and points west (virtually right past his home here in Nashville, the Hermitage).

Jackson was a rough, tough SOB, but the events leading up to, including, and following the Trail of Tears forced march was not one of his finest moments.

as for me, it's his entire legacy...absolutely cruel and unnecessary, at that time the great Eastern tribes were assimilated, literate, and were bothering nobody...and the precedent was continued by Lincoln, Grant, Sherman etc...lie, cheat or murder, those were the choices the Natives had...I hope Jackson is burning in hell

39 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:48:28pm

Here comes the big finish...

40 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:51:36pm

re: #37 Bulworth

I'm guessing the right wing's favorite faux-historian, David Barton, omitted that part of the story for Beck's audience.

90% of Americans are 100% ignorant

42 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:53:20pm

re: #40 albusteve

90% of Americans are 100% ignorant

According to Surveys, 3 out of every 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

43 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:54:13pm

re: #39 HoosierHoops

Here comes the big finish...

"Now you won't have Glenn Beck to kick around anymore"

44 Bulworth  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:54:34pm

"Because this is my last show..."

45 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:54:44pm

re: #39 HoosierHoops

did the mothership come to take him?

46 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:55:02pm

He could be talking about AGW...

47 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:56:19pm

re: #41 reine.de.tout

Glenn Beck's greatest Truth-o-Meter hits and misses.

GBTV
'the truth lives here"
barf me

a good thing I was not in the park the other night...while my dog walked me, I would have mistaken him for a fire hydrant

48 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:58:26pm

Preach it Beck! Save the world! ( one person at a time) WBTW...
Nobody is going to pay 4.95 to watch Beck on the Internet...

49 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 2:59:52pm

Fox News to Replace Beck With ‘The Five’

Fox News said “The Five” would feature a “roundtable ensemble of five rotating FOX personalities who will discuss, debate and at times debunk the hot news stories, controversies and issues of the day.”

By bringing on a rotating group of people, Fox avoids any direct ratings comparisons between Mr. Beck and any single replacement host.
....
Among the people involved in “The Five:” Greg Gutfeld, who is host of an overnight talk show for Fox; Juan Williams, who is a regular on Fox’s “The O’Reilly Factor;” Dana Perino, a former spokeswoman for the Bush White House; and Andrew Napolitano, the host of a libertarian talk show on the Fox Business Network.

The others named by Fox in a news release were Geraldo Rivera, Andrea Tantaros, Eric Bolling, Monica Crowley, Bob Beckel and Kimberly Guilfoyle.

50 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:00:32pm

re: #48 HoosierHoops

Preach it Beck! Save the world! ( one person at a time) WBTW...
Nobody is going to pay 4.95 to watch Beck on the Internet...

He'd do better with a porn site.

51 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:00:57pm

GB will run for office in the next two years...bet me...
you wonder where this slimy fucker is headed?

52 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:02:48pm

And so our long national nightmare is over...

53 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:03:48pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

Fox News to Replace Beck With ‘The Five’

Fox News said “The Five” would feature a “roundtable ensemble of five rotating FOX personalities who will discuss, debate and at times debunk the hot news stories, controversies and issues of the day.”

a veritable all star line up of lunatics...Guilfoyle needs a mouth reduction and that poor Perino chic will need tit implants...4 weeks and they are good to go

54 webevintage  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:04:04pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

Fox News to Replace Beck With ‘The Five’

Fox News said “The Five” would feature a “roundtable ensemble of five rotating FOX personalities who will discuss, debate and at times debunk the hot news stories, controversies and issues of the day.”

I wonder how long before Halprin gets a gig with FOX?

55 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:04:52pm

Beck moves his show to the net...
Remember right before the Tech bubble burst and Lou Dobbs quit CNN to make his millions on a Internet show?
Then he crawled back to CNN....I wish Beck the same success
/

56 Ben Jephazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:09:45pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

Meh. They won't be able to top "In The Know with Clifford Banes".

57 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:11:07pm

The NBA locks out tonight at midnight...This is going to make the NFL lockout look like play school..
They are a million miles apart...The average pro BB player makes 5 million/yr...

58 JamesWI  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:13:48pm

Don't know if anyone posted this in another thread:

Birthers sue Esquire for more than $100 million over satire they say hurt book sales

Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi suing over the Esquire satirical article that said their book was pulled from the shelves after Obama released his nirth certifikit. Priceless.

59 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:14:05pm

re: #57 HoosierHoops

The NBA locks out tonight at midnight...This is going to make the NFL lockout look like play school..
They are a million miles apart...The average pro BB player makes 5 million/yr...

tattoos are expensive...I think you should be able to tackle intruders into the paint...create some excitement in the post

60 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:14:10pm

re: #57 HoosierHoops

The NBA locks out tonight at midnight...This is going to make the NFL lockout look like play school..
They are a million miles apart...The average pro BB player makes 5 million/yr...

So which overpaid bastards should I be rooting for again?

61 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:14:52pm

re: #58 JamesWI

Don't know if anyone posted this in another thread:

Birthers sue Esquire for more than $100 million over satire they say hurt book sales

Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi suing over the Esquire satirical article that said their book was pulled from the shelves after Obama released his nirth certifikit. Priceless.

old news...it's a dud

62 JamesWI  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:16:05pm

re: #61 albusteve

old news...it's a dud

Ah, didn't read close enough to see that the press conference was yesterday.

63 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:16:11pm

re: #60 JasonA

So which overpaid bastards should I be rooting for again?

your home or regional team...that's never changed...
the product is still pretty good

64 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:16:57pm

re: #63 albusteve

your home or regional team...that's never changed...
the product is still pretty good

I meant between the players and management.

65 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:17:26pm

re: #63 albusteve

your home or regional team...that's never changed...
the product is still pretty good

I ain't rooting for an DC area team.
They all suck.
/
Except, maybe, the Caps.
;)

66 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:17:34pm

re: #60 JasonA

So which overpaid bastards should I be rooting for again?

Reshard Lewis.. Who was the 2nd highest player in the NBA last year and didn't play..
"Feeling good," Lewis said, stopping to shake hands with well-wishers. "Feeling good."

That's no surprise, considering he'd just received a six-year contract worth more than $110 million with the Magic

67 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:18:10pm

re: #64 JasonA

I meant between the players and management.

which is unionized?...
you're a union guy

68 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:19:06pm

re: #65 Varek Raith

I ain't rooting for an DC area team.
They all suck.
/
Except, maybe, the Caps.
;)

yeah, a fair weather fan they call it

69 JamesWI  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:19:37pm

re: #57 HoosierHoops

The NBA locks out tonight at midnight...This is going to make the NFL lockout look like play school..
They are a million miles apart...The average pro BB player makes 5 million/yr...

Yeah, the players came out and said with the owners initial offer, the sides were $7 billion apart......Derek Fisher said he was absolutely shocked.

For comparison's sake, the difference between the sides in the NFL lockout started out around $1 billion.

Yeah, probably won't be any NBA for loooong time. Good riddance.

70 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:19:49pm

re: #68 albusteve

yeah, a fair weather fan they call it

I like the Dolphins. Have ever since I was a kid.
Heh.

71 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:21:04pm

I think I'm settling on having a row of sharing buttons at the bottom of each post, with Google Plus One, Facebook Like, and an AddThis button with a popup menu of other sharing services. I moved the AddThis button from upper right to the bottom with the other sharing buttons.

72 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:21:13pm

re: #70 Varek Raith

I like the Dolphins. Have ever since I was a kid.
Heh.

You're dead to me.

73 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:21:13pm

re: #70 Varek Raith

I like the Dolphins. Have ever since I was a kid.
Heh.

As I understand it lost of women like the Dolphins because they like the look of their uniforms...

74 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:21:57pm

re: #72 Cannadian Club Akbar

You're dead to me.

re: #73 JasonA

As I understand it lost of women like the Dolphins because they like the look of their uniforms...

What.
Marino was teh bomb.

75 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:22:48pm

re: #74 Varek Raith

re: #73 JasonA

What.
Marino was teh bomb.

Yes. Because the fish had no running game the entire time he was there. You kinda have to throw.:)

76 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:23:25pm

re: #70 Varek Raith

I like the Dolphins. Have ever since I was a kid.
Heh.

re: #70 Varek Raith

I like the Dolphins. Have ever since I was a kid.
Heh.

Cowboys beat the snot out of them in SB VI...the next year the Fins went 17-0, but didn't play Dallas

77 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:23:35pm

re: #74 Varek Raith

re: #73 JasonA

What.
Marino was teh bomb.

Oh, I also remember watching his last game.
/uncalled for

78 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:23:44pm

re: #75 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yes. Because the fish had no running game the entire time he was there. You kinda have to throw.:)

Hey, no fair!
I was a kid!
Didn't care about that other stuff.
:P

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:24:15pm

re: #14 Charles

The end of the first segment was dedicated to bragging about how much better he was than Jon Stewart.

Fox News beclowns itself whenever they spend "serious" news time on picking apart a show on Comedy Central. If those at Fox were truly about serious news, they would ignore Stewart altogether.

80 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:24:47pm

re: #69 JamesWI

Yeah, the players came out and said with the owners initial offer, the sides were $7 billion apart...Derek Fisher said he was absolutely shocked.

For comparison's sake, the difference between the sides in the NFL lockout started out around $1 billion.

Yeah, probably won't be any NBA for looong time. Good riddance.

This is bad...The owners want to redo everything..They claim 22 out of 30 teams lost money last year..Which is pure crap..Maybe 10 teams lost money...And these are rich owners we are talking about..It's just a write off for them.. If you can't afford an NBA team get the hell out...There are plenty of Mark Cubans in this world

81 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:25:44pm

re: #80 HoosierHoops

This is bad...The owners want to redo everything..They claim 22 out of 30 teams lost money last year..Which is pure crap..Maybe 10 teams lost money...And these are rich owners we are talking about..It's just a write off for them.. If you can't afford an NBA team get the hell out...There are plenty of Mark Cubans in this world

open the books then...let's just see

82 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:28:01pm

re: #81 albusteve

open the books then...let's just see

No private business should ever have to open their books to anyone but the IRS...
/

83 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:30:12pm

bbiab

84 Ben G. Hazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:30:35pm

re: #42 HoosierHoops

According to Surveys, 3 out of every 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

Sex Panther by Odeon: Studies show that, 60% of the time, it works every time!

85 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:33:33pm
86 Benghazzy Ben Ross  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:35:56pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

Fox News beclowns itself whenever they spend "serious" news time on picking apart a show on Comedy Central. If those at Fox were truly about serious news, they would ignore Stewart altogether.

Joe Scarborough learned that the hard way.

87 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:38:03pm

re: #86 JasonA

Joe Scarborough learned that the hard way.

Chris Wallace probably won't. The inordinate amount of time he spent trying to compare FoxNews with... Comedy Central programming? Wow.

88 jaunte  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:38:08pm

re: #85 Varek Raith

Oh the humanity!
[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

89 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:39:39pm

re: #88 jaunte

Oh the humanity!
[Link: www.businessinsider.com...]

Go for it Trump!
Just don't as for a tax break or loophole and it'll be all good.

90 wrenchwench  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:40:57pm

re: #85 Varek Raith

Conservative Media Shout "Class Warfare" To Defend Tax Breaks On Corporate Jets

Lol.

If that's class warfare, it's a pea-shooter against the cruise missiles they've been lobbing in Congress.

91 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:42:54pm

GBTV. When I hear it I can't help but think, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender... crap - what's the V again??

92 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:43:49pm

re: #91 sod

GBTV. When I hear it I can't help but think, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender... crap - what's the V again??

Virgins

93 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:43:52pm

I'll honor Glenn Beck's last show the same way I honored his other ones...by not watching it.

Glad Fox finally flushed the turd. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.

94 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:45:03pm

Jimmah, if you're out there, I demand and explanation for this:


95 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:45:45pm

re: #91 sod

GBTV. When I hear it I can't help but think, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender... crap - what's the V again??

Vegan

96 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:51:00pm

re: #85 Varek Raith

Conservative Media Shout "Class Warfare" To Defend Tax Breaks On Corporate Jets

Lol.

FLASHBACK: AP: Stimulus includes tax break to promote private jet sales

During President Obama's press conference today, he scolded Republicans for demanding tax cuts for corporate jets.

From the Associated Press in 2009:

Just a few months after lawmakers scolded auto executives for flying to Washington in private jets, Congress approved a tax break in the stimulus package to help businesses buy their own planes.

The incentive -- first used to help plane makers recover from the 2001 terror attacks -- sharply reduces the up front tax bill for companies who buy assets like business planes.

97 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:52:19pm

Fascinating isn't it?

98 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:53:58pm

re: #97 Gus 802

Fascinating isn't it?

Guess I can still get that Gulfstream 5.

99 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:55:44pm

re: #98 darthstar

Guess I can still get that Gulfstream 5.

If you can afford it. Like the ones all of the big shot diplomats all flew into Copenhagen for COP15 and the AGW conference. Although that is smaller than the 757 that Nancy Pelosi demanded from the Pentagon but never got.

100 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:55:49pm

Charles--
Plz check your contact email re an interview opp.

101 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:56:55pm

Nobody said there would be questions about math.

102 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:57:40pm

well, Geithner is cutting his loses and want's out...
Holder is starting a criminal investigation into Bush's CIA, even tho he can't seem to get KSM prosecuted even with his confessions...
Bill Clinton has to step in on the budget talks while BO dodges congress...
Greenspan has gone public with the glaring failures of the stimulus...
oil prices are rising in spite of BO's ill advised dip into the reserves...
on and on

104 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 3:58:52pm

re: #101 darthstar

Nobody said there would be questions about math.

[Video]

Here's the evolution question that inspired the above video.

105 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:00:27pm

re: #97 Gus 802

Fascinating isn't it?

the stupid is thick...what the fuck has a tax break for jet owners got to do with anything?...BO is proving his idiocy when it comes to the budget

107 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:01:13pm

re: #105 albusteve

the stupid is thick...what the fuck has a tax break for jet owners got to do with anything?...BO is proving his idiocy when it comes to the budget

mmmrrraoww! fft! fft! You tell him!

108 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:01:21pm

re: #105 albusteve

the stupid is thick...what the fuck has a tax break for jet owners got to do with anything?...BO is proving his idiocy when it comes to the budget

Don't blame me. I voted for McCain.

109 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:01:44pm

re: #108 Gus 802

Don't blame me. I voted for McCainPalin.


How do you sleep at night?

110 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:01:53pm

re: #105 albusteve

the stupid is thick...what the fuck has a tax break for jet owners got to do with anything?...BO is proving his idiocy when it comes to the budget

What the fuck does defunding PP or NPR have to do with the budget?
What about defunding poison control centers?
Obama knows far more on the budget than the idiots in the GOP.

111 darthstar  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:01:56pm

BBL...meeting time.

112 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:02:00pm

re: #99 Gus 802

If you can afford it. Like the ones all of the big shot diplomats all flew into Copenhagen for COP15 and the AGW conference. Although that is smaller than the 757 that Nancy Pelosi demanded from the Pentagon but never got.

meanwhile BO and his family zoom around the world as if nobody is paying attention...for thee, but not for me is a losing campaign strategy

113 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:02:11pm

re: #109 darthstar

How do you sleep at night?

By thinking about you playing golf.

114 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:04:01pm

Playing chicken with the debt ceiling?
Refusing to raise taxes under any circumstance whatsoever?
Fiscal conservatism my ass.

115 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:04:12pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

What the fuck does defunding PP or NPR have to do with the budget?
What about defunding poison control centers?
Obama knows far more on the budget than the idiots in the GOP.

then why doesn't he express his towering econ genius?...face it he's as stupid as the combined GOP

116 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:05:04pm

re: #115 albusteve

then why doesn't he express his towering econ genius?...face it he's as stupid as the combined GOP

The American people oppose that nonsense the GOP is pushing.
The GOP doesn't care and pushes it anyway.

117 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:05:40pm

re: #96 Gus 802

Well, this bit seems kind of nonsensical:

Just a few months after lawmakers scolded auto executives for flying to Washington in private jets, Congress approved a tax break in the stimulus package to help businesses buy their own planes.

I think the "scolding" was due to the fact they were about to get a bailout and flying in private jets was probably more than a little tone deaf. If a business can afford to buy a private jet out of the profits that it makes, well, that's the way a market economy works, whether you agree with it or not. And I'm sure the guys on the private jet assembly line appreciate every plane order they get.

Point is, I'm not sure what the first half of that sentence I quoted has to do with the second half.

118 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:06:39pm

re: #102 albusteve

Greenspan has mainly gone public with the incredibly-illadvised policy of deregulation that he was responsible for. Remember, that whole meltdown thing, where afterwards Greenspan said that he was wrong to think the banks would sufficiently regulate themselves?

119 Gus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:07:29pm

Anywho. Gotta run. I've read it all before and it's gotten real old already. Boring even.

120 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:07:30pm

If Obama had the power to go around Congress, I guarantee he would raise taxes, pull our troops out of the Middle East, and fix the budget in a few years. But no, we have fucking Republicans in this country.

121 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:07:39pm

re: #116 Varek Raith

The American people oppose that nonsense the GOP is pushing.
The GOP doesn't care and pushes it anyway.

and what of BO and his posse?...you constantly blame one group and ignore the other...fuck the GOP, it's BO's game and he's playing it bad

122 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:08:40pm

re: #119 Gus 802

Anywho. Gotta run. I've read it all before and it's gotten real old already. Boring even.

Thanks for letting us know. I guess it was really important for you to tell us, for some reason.

123 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:08:43pm

re: #119 Gus 802

Anywho. Gotta run. I've read it all before and it's gotten real old already. Boring even.

agreed...I'm off the leadership wagon, there is none

124 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:12:15pm

re: #99 Gus 802

Although that is smaller than the 757 that Nancy Pelosi demanded from the Pentagon but never got.

Didn't actually happen, by the way.

[Link: www.factcheck.org...]

A: The Democratic House speaker normally flies in a 12-seat Air Force jet, just as her Republican predecessor did. This rumor stems from a request by the House sergeant at arms, not Pelosi, for a jet large enough to reach California without refueling.

I guess being accurate has gotten really boring too.

125 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:13:13pm

Oh, please.
Obama could be the best leader ever and it wouldn't persuade to GOP anymore than he does know.
Which is to say, not at all.
The GOP has absolutely no interest in negotiating with Obama unless they can dictate what he has to do.

126 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:14:21pm

re: #124 Obdicut

Didn't actually happen, by the way.

[Link: www.factcheck.org...]

I guess being accurate has gotten really boring too.

32 WARSHIPS!

127 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:17:19pm

re: #102 albusteve

Have you been watching fox news again?

128 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:17:30pm

re: #126 Varek Raith

Why can't Obama and the Democrats just magically pass legislation even though the GOP controls the house and can filibuster in the senate? What fools they are! Obama is a dictator who rams things down people's throats and can't get anything done.

129 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:18:09pm

re: #71 Charles

I think I'm settling on having a row of sharing buttons at the bottom of each post, with Google Plus One, Facebook Like, and an AddThis button with a popup menu of other sharing services. I moved the AddThis button from upper right to the bottom with the other sharing buttons.

Did you check out Linkshare affiliate partnerships to replace the Amazon program?

130 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:18:54pm

re: #127 Killgore Trout

Have you been watching fox news again?

I surf them all

131 jaunte  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:19:02pm

re: #128 Obdicut

It's a real mystery.

132 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:19:44pm

Is the NBA having the same problems as the NFL with regards to lockouts?
My dad is not gonna be a happy camper.

133 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:21:10pm

re: #132 Varek Raith

Is the NBA having the same problems as the NFL with regards to lockouts?
My dad is not gonna be a happy camper.

Not even close. The NFL will have an agreement within a month. The NBA very likely won't play at all next season.

134 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:21:12pm

The Beauty of living next to OU in the Summer...
They are all gone..35,000 kids gone for the summer...The town morfs into paradise.. You can park at College Corner...A hundred pizza joints offering the best in town in 30 minutes..Chinese food without a line...No crazy drivers on the road...What a nice change of pace..But they'll be back in the Fall..I just know it

135 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:21:37pm

re: #133 Kid A

Not even close. The NFL will have an agreement within a month. The NBA very likely won't play at all next season.

Ouch.

136 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:22:37pm

re: #132 Varek Raith

Is the NBA having the same problems as the NFL with regards to lockouts?
My dad is not gonna be a happy camper.

the NFL is a $9b business...the problem there is who gets what...I have no clue about the NBA, but suspect it's the same issue

137 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:23:09pm

re: #134 HoosierHoops

And where I live, they all come back home to mooch off their parents for three months. That means endless lines at the bar, beer spilled everywhere, no manners whatsoever, etc. At least, Hoops, you have to live with them for nine months, and I get just three.

138 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:23:42pm

re: #133 Kid A

Not even close. The NFL will have an agreement within a month. The NBA very likely won't play at all next season.

Whatever shall we do?

139 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:24:34pm

re: #135 Varek Raith

Ouch.

The NFL is about to agree to a 52/48 split. The NBA has all kinds of issues with rookie pay scales, etc. The owners are ready to go to the mattresses over it, and that includes no season in the Fall.

140 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:24:44pm

re: #138 Jetpilot1101

Whatever shall we do?

tatting?

141 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:25:30pm

re: #138 Jetpilot1101

Whatever shall we do?

I need games to shoot, so it affects my bottom line.

142 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:26:31pm

re: #141 Kid A

I need games to shoot, so it affects my bottom line.

Trade options on the side.

143 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:26:57pm

re: #138 Jetpilot1101

Whatever shall we do?

The first payday for the NBA is around Oct. 1st...The average player makes 5 million/yr.. There will be an agreement but it is going to be very ugly.. Hard Caps may make or break this

144 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:27:04pm

re: #139 Kid A

The NFL is about to agree to a 52/48 split. The NBA has all kinds of issues with rookie pay scales, etc. The owners are ready to go to the mattresses over it, and that includes no season in the Fall.

the NFL strike also includes rookie salaries, the salary cap, free agency, veterans benefits...a lot of stuff besides splitting TV money

145 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:27:55pm

Just saw the latest Maddow commercial where she nails everything I said was going to happen after the 2010 elections. Rachel, if you were straight, I would be all up in that.

146 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:28:40pm

re: #144 albusteve

the NFL strikelockout also includes rookie salaries, the salary cap, free agency, veterans benefits...a lot of stuff besides splitting TV money

147 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:29:55pm

re: #146 Kid A

wtf does that mean?...a lockout is a strike for all practical purposes...didn't Rachel cover that?

148 Digital Display  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:30:18pm

re: #144 albusteve

the NFL strike also includes rookie salaries, the salary cap, free agency, veterans benefits...a lot of stuff besides splitting TV money

If you play in the NFL for 10 years..(4.5 is ave) You retire with 55k a year
In Baseball..If you play for 10 years you get 200k a yr...

149 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:30:23pm

re: #147 albusteve

wtf does that mean?...a lockout is a strike for all practical purposes...didn't Rachel cover that?

The owners locked the players out, the players did not strike.

150 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:30:23pm

re: #144 albusteve

the NFL strike also includes rookie salaries, the salary cap, free agency, veterans benefits...a lot of stuff besides splitting TV money

*Yawn*

Besides Kid A, who gives a shit?

151 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:31:03pm

re: #150 sod

*Yawn*

Besides Kid A, who gives a shit?

Moi

152 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:31:45pm

re: #151 Stanley Sea

Moi

Hey, Stanley. Lots of Jay Mohr the next two weeks!!!

153 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:32:21pm

Just noticed on twitter

LakersNation Lakers Nation

According to @BA_Turner, Shannon Brown has decided to opt out of the second year of his contract with the Lakers

154 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:32:24pm

re: #149 Kid A

The owners locked the players out, the players did not strike.

LOL!
don't quit your day job...I didn't say the players struck, the owners did...duh

155 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:32:47pm

re: #152 Kid A

Hey, Stanley. Lots of Jay Mohr the next two weeks!!!

Perfect!!

156 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:33:01pm

re: #140 albusteve

tatting?

Wood carving.

157 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:33:07pm

re: #152 Kid A

Hey, Stanley. Lots of Jay Mohr the next two weeks!!!

I hope Whitlock gets a show.

158 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:33:30pm

re: #150 sod

*Yawn*

Besides Kid A, who gives a shit?

millions of fans, world wide

159 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:34:00pm

re: #150 sod

*Yawn*

Besides Kid A, who gives a shit?

Most of my friends.
It helps for me to try to keep up.
:)

160 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:34:03pm

re: #158 albusteve

millions of fans, world wide

The shield is quite the brand.

161 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:34:19pm

re: #156 Varek Raith

Wood carving.

high speed, full contact ceramics

162 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:34:46pm

re: #157 Stanley Sea

I hope Whitlock gets a show.

Not sure if Rome mentioned him in the rotation. Usual suspects: Sklar Bros., Jay Mohr.

163 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:35:19pm

re: #161 albusteve

high speed, full contact ceramics

Whoa, that's a bit too extreme for my tastes.
How about cribbage???

164 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:36:32pm

re: #105 albusteve

the stupid is thick...what the fuck has a tax break for jet owners got to do with anything?...BO is proving his idiocy when it comes to the budget

Closing loopholes and ending stupid tax breaks would increase tax revenue. Therefore it would be easier to balance the budget. Smartypants.

165 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:36:42pm

re: #163 Varek Raith

Whoa, that's a bit too extreme for my tastes.
How about cribbage???

my game...what about it?
deal em...$2 a point, 5/7
BARTENDER!

166 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:37:52pm

re: #158 albusteve

millions of fans, world wide

I used to care. Once you get out of it for a while you start to understand what an atheist might feel like sitting in Sunday service.

167 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:37:56pm

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

(Now forward it to everyone you know)

168 Varek Raith  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:38:23pm

re: #165 albusteve

my game...what about it?
deal em...$2 a point, 5/7
BARTENDER!

GO FISH!

169 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:38:53pm

re: #164 prononymous

Closing loopholes and ending stupid tax breaks would increase tax revenue. Therefore it would be easier to balance the budget. Smartypants.

yeah, the tax break on jets is a whopper...why is everybody laughing at this silly proposal?...where is BO's perspective?...did you hear about his 20% tax on golf tee's?...save us!

170 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:39:50pm

re: #166 sod

I used to care. Once you get out of it for a while you start to understand what an atheist might feel like sitting in Sunday service.

just mind your own business and you'll be fine

171 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:40:25pm

re: #168 Varek Raith

GO FISH!

OLD MAID!

172 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:42:03pm

re: #171 albusteve

OLD MAID!

Hey!
whatchootalkin'bout?

173 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:42:08pm

re: #169 albusteve

yeah, the tax break on jets is a whopper...why is everybody laughing at this silly proposal?...where is BO's perspective?...did you hear about his 20% tax on golf tee's?...save us!

Take one single minor point in what he was talking about and pretend it was the entirety of his plan. Nice game.

174 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:42:31pm

re: #171 albusteve

OLD MAID!

RAZZ!!! (best poker game ever)

175 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:43:51pm

re: #172 reine.de.tout

Hey!
whatchootalkin'bout?

hello cher...
have a seat and cut the deck

176 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:44:40pm

re: #173 prononymous

Take one single minor point in what he was talking about and pretend it was the entirety of his plan. Nice game.

I'm not pretending, he is...you have it exactly backwards

177 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:45:03pm

re: #170 albusteve

just mind your own business and you'll be fine

Yeah, cuz that's what this place is all about. Charles should probably just turn commenting off.

178 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:45:56pm

re: #174 Kid A

RAZZ!!! (best poker game ever)

draw poker is the only way to play it...when men where men and women where men too...how many?

179 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:46:56pm

re: #177 sod

Yeah, cuz that's what this place is all about. Charles should probably just turn commenting off.

Naw. It's just that you can't control the conversation. Gotta take it as it comes - and jump in or sit it out.

180 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:47:06pm

re: #177 sod

Yeah, cuz that's what this place is all about. Charles should probably just turn commenting off.

it has nothing to do with comments...if you don't want to watch football, then don't...you needn't explain it to me

181 Subhuman Varmintghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:51:06pm

re: #178 albusteve

draw poker is the only way to play it...when men where men and women where men too...how many?

2-7 No limit, or 2-7 Triple draw?

182 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:51:21pm

You guys are cool.

183 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:52:07pm

re: #176 albusteve

I'm not pretending, he is...you have it exactly backwards

So that's it? He really thinks ending a tax break on jets and taxing golf tees will fix everything? What a ridiculous caricature.

184 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:52:42pm

My daughter had quite a scare at work the other day. She works at a snowball stand, and she was working alone.

There's some guy, in his 50's, who comes every day to have a snoball, and he talks to her. Well, he started trying to get her to go out with him; she got rattled and shut down the snoball stand, then she heard someone turning the doorknob like they were trying to get in, and she really freaked out.

She hit the alarm, called the owner then called home, in total hysterics. The Roi was listening on the other phone while she tried to tell me what was going on and he tore out of here; he and the owner and the cops all showed up at the same time.

It turned out that the person trying to open the door was a regular delivery person, but my daughter didn't know it because she had shuttered the serving window and couldn't see out; and this happening right after the old guy tried to talk her into going out with him just rattled her completely. I hope I NEVER again in my lifetime have to hear that sort of panic in her voice.

185 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:54:21pm

re: #184 reine.de.tout

Smart of her to trust her instincts. Nice job Mom.

186 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:55:15pm

re: #181 Kid A

2-7 No limit, or 2-7 Triple draw?

that's a gadget game...I like 5 card draw, or 7 card stud...the basics

187 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:55:36pm

re: #185 Rightwingconspirator

Smart of her to trust her instincts. Nice job Mom.

Yep. I told her to "go with your gut". If it doesn't feel right, then it probably isn't.

188 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:55:50pm

re: #177 sod

Yeah, cuz that's what this place is all about. Charles should probably just turn commenting off.

Actually, what he should do is run everyone's comments through Google Translate a few times. Say, English --> (random language) --> (random language) --> English.

189 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:55:55pm

re: #183 prononymous

So that's it? He really thinks ending a tax break on jets and taxing golf tees will fix everything? What a ridiculous caricature.

thanks, it was supposed to be

190 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:57:27pm

re: #188 negativ

Actually, what he should do is run everyone's comments through Google Translate a few times. Say, English --> (random language) --> (random language) --> English.

That's what wingnut is for! Silly.

191 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:57:49pm

re: #190 reine.de.tout

That's what wingnut is for! Silly.

OOPS.
What's the tag for wingnut again?

192 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:57:50pm

re: #187 reine.de.tout

Celebrating here at RWC HQ. Anniversary night for the other LGF married couple. 27 years with the inestimable & lovely Dragon_Lady.

193 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:58:10pm

re: #188 negativ

Certainly would make the sports talk more enjoyable!

194 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:58:34pm

re: #192 Rightwingconspirator

Celebrating here at RWC HQ. Anniversary night for the other LGF married couple. 27 years with the inestimable & lovely Dragon_Lady.

Great!
Happy Anniversary!
27 years and you still talk so nicely about her!
That's wonderful.

195 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:59:00pm

testing

196 Stanghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:59:29pm

re: #192 Rightwingconspirator

Celebrating here at RWC HQ. Anniversary night for the other LGF married couple. 27 years with the inestimable & lovely Dragon_Lady.

Happy Anniversary!

197 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 4:59:38pm

Andrew Jackson made a lot of people cry.

Most of them, unlike Glenn Beck, actually had something to cry about.

198 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:01:08pm

re: #196 Stanley Sea

Thanks. Good love makes a fine life.

199 sod  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:03:14pm

Apologies to the sports fans and Happy Anniversary Rightwingconspirator.

I'm going to go lift weights or something and try to shake myself out of this crappy mood.

200 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:03:15pm

Why are all of Reine's posts suddenly in 14 point bright blue gothic font?

This might possible have something to do with /.

201 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:04:23pm

re: #1 William of Orange

Hands up. Who will miss him?

Well, it was kind of fun watching Jon Stewart doing his impression.

I'm just waiting to see how the event in Israel goes.

202 kirghazi  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:04:51pm

re: #197 SanFranciscoZionist

Andrew Jackson made a lot of people cry.

Most of them, unlike Glenn Beck, actually had something to cry about.

I have mixed feelings about the man. I do wish he'd hung John C. Calhoun, however.

203 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:05:02pm

re: #4 Martinsmithy

Who is Glenn Beck?

A man who makes money telling you who John Galt is.

204 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:05:16pm

re: #199 sod

Apologies to the sports fans and Happy Anniversary Rightwingconspirator.

I'm going to go lift weights or something and try to shake myself out of this crappy mood.

no problem here...tek care mon

205 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:05:26pm

Thankfully Beck is gone. Let's hope things start to improve.

206 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:07:06pm

re: #5 dragonfire1981

Random bit of humor: my friend said the other day he'd like to make a B movie called "Communist Muslims from Outer Space!"

There's a short story by maybe Avram Davidson, which features (just as a background detail) alien Muslims. I don't think they're Communists.

207 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:08:02pm

re: #189 albusteve

thanks, it was supposed to be

Then ridiculous mission accomplished.

208 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:08:05pm

re: #13 Dreggas

no lie, my parents have been stock-piling canned goods for when "shit hits the fan" or the economy goes to shit again. They started doing so at the urging of Beck...

As long as you rotate the cans, why not? Disaster preparedness, at any rate.

209 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:08:57pm

re: #18 ElCapitanAmerica

I don't know if I should admire you guys for watching this show or pity your masochism.

I have to hear about Beck from others. His presentation and that sloooow speech freaks me out too much.

210 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:11:34pm

As I have stated before he is substituting one addiction, alcoholism, for another his ravings. I have no idea where he is going to end up. To be honest I really do not care.

211 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:13:21pm

Grateful Dead
Truckin

212 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:14:03pm

re: #37 Bulworth

I'm guessing the right wing's favorite faux-historian, David Barton, omitted that part of the story for Beck's audience.

The Trail of Tears was part of a relentless plan by the Founding Fathers, like Andrew Jackson, to make the Indians fabulously wealthy through casino gambling, which, of course, it has. Liberals just like to spread lies, and make it seem like a bad thing.

//I'm going to get hit by lightning, or possibly my husband...

213 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:15:20pm

re: #60 JasonA

So which overpaid bastards should I be rooting for again?

I root for whichever overpaid bastards my husband tells me to root for. If I remember. Or remember which onces they are.

214 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:17:11pm

re: #202 kirkspencer

I have mixed feelings about the man. I do wish he'd hung John C. Calhoun, however.

Well, so did he!

215 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:21:30pm

re: #213 SanFranciscoZionist

I root for whichever overpaid bastards my husband tells me to root for. If I remember. Or remember which onces they are.

a woman who knows her place...can you fold clothes too?

216 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:22:21pm

re: #215 albusteve

a woman who knows her place...can you fold clothes too?

I guarantee that the person who finally invents a way to stab people over the internet will be a woman.

217 albusteve  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:23:57pm

re: #216 negativ

I guarantee that the person who finally invents a way to stab people over the internet will be a woman.

LOL!
I'll probably be an early victim...hope Conservapedia gets it right

218 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:24:44pm

re: #217 albusteve

hope Conservapedia gets it right

It'd be a first.

219 wrenchwench  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:25:08pm

re: #216 negativ

I guarantee that the person who finally invents a way to stab people over the internet will be a woman.

The downdinger doesn't do it. I tried.

220 ohcrapihaveacrushonsarahpalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:25:33pm

re: #6 Bulworth

Any final words about the infamous FEMA trailers?

Michele Bachmann plans on using them em for all the gay-marrieds startingFeb, 2012.

221 wrenchwench  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:32:53pm

Not Quite Pageworthy:

A funny thing happened at the climate denier conference

This is one of the most unintentionally hilarious turns of phrase I’ve seen in a while. On Thursday, Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) was supposed to deliver the opening keynote address at the Heartland Institute’s sixth International Conference on Climate Change, a conclave committed to “abandoning the failed hypothesis of man-made climate change.” That is, until he sent this statement to the conference’s organizers:

I am sorry that I will not be able to join you today at the Heartland Institute’s sixth International Conference on Climate Change. Unfortunately, I am under the weather, but I did want to send a short note to say thank you for all of your hard work and dedication.

That must be some extreme weather.

222 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:33:59pm

re: #209 SanFranciscoZionist

I have to hear about Beck from others. His presentation and that slooow speech freaks me out too much.

Conservative Beck parrots cultivate condescending, patronizing speech, apparently. So it's no surprise so many of them employ it when trying to converse with others. Oddly, it's often those types complaining about the" elitism" of everyone else.

Dumb, confused bigots.

223 engineer cat  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:35:27pm

Ignatz Mus Nom Pixels Can See Nao!!

deklenshun of lattin wurd 'mus':

mus
mucus
mush
mash
mush

moose
mooses
mees
moss
mees

224 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:38:09pm

I guess this is what passes for wingnut humor these days (via Instapundit)
Andrew Klavan: Why Do Blacks Vote for Democrats?


If you make it to the end the big joke is that blacks vote Dem to punish the country for slavery.
225 webevintage  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:39:17pm

re: #216 negativ

I guarantee that the person who finally invents a way to stab people over the internet will be a woman.

just give me time....
/

226 wrenchwench  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:41:59pm

re: #219 wrenchwench

Oh, yeah. I was going to apologize for abusing the system, but seeing as how I got an upding here, I guess that isn't necessary, and I will be allowed to return tomorrow.

Until then: Later, lizards.

227 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:42:20pm

re: #215 albusteve

a woman who knows her place...can you fold clothes too?

Too bad more didn't vote against the 19th amendment, as they said this is what would happen. If only more had voted for the Mississippi Democratic States Rights Party, we wouldn't be having all these problems. /boohoo

/Schadenfreude

228 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:44:09pm

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!! Bye, bye beckie. You've corrupted enough weak minds on Fox for now! : P''''''''''''''

229 BeenHereAwhile  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:44:30pm

re: #77 Cannadian Club Akbar

Marino is the only NFL player that I'm aware of, who had a guaranteed contract; 8 million a year for the life of that contract. If he got cut, he still got paid. Great passer, but immobile & terrible ball handler.

230 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:47:25pm

re: #200 Obdicut

Why are all of Reine's posts suddenly in 14 point bright blue gothic font?

This might possible have something to do with /.

They look fine to me!

231 Eclectic Infidel  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:48:53pm

I haven't been following this too closely - yeah, I know Beck won't be on Fox anymore but beyond that, anyone know where he will end up? Has that even been revealed?

232 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:49:01pm

re: #230 reine.de.tout

They look fine to me!

I was just doing the humor thing, since you were testing and all.

233 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:49:01pm

re: #230 reine.de.tout

They look fine to me!

I was trying to do the wingnut font.
I failed.
Maybe I screwed something up?

234 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:49:33pm

re: #232 Obdicut

I was just doing the humor thing, since you were testing and all.

LOL.
I'm such an idiot . . .

235 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:49:34pm

re: #233 reine.de.tout

Now I feel guilty.

236 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:50:09pm

re: #235 Obdicut

Now I feel guilty.

What do you call someone who takes everything at face value?
Senior moment here, I can't think of the word -
anyhow, that's me.

237 jaunte  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:50:56pm

re: #224 Killgore Trout

I guess this is what passes for wingnut humor these days (via Instapundit)
Andrew Klavan: Why Do Blacks Vote for Democrats?

[Video]
If you make it to the end the big joke is that blacks vote Dem to punish the country for slavery.

I hope he's not trying to make it as a comedian.

238 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:51:20pm

re: #236 reine.de.tout

A sweetie-pie.

239 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:51:29pm

Can anyone tell me what the tags are to induce the wingnut font?
I can't seem to recall it.

240 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:51:58pm

re: #220 ohcrapihaveacrushonsarahpalin

Michele Bachmann plans on using them em for all the gay-marrieds startingFeb, 2012.

You know, I know we speak in figurative language on LGF, but with those cinder block hearted conservatives, I don't doubt the harshness of their actions. Out of 23 foster kids, who will be the first to speak up?

241 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:52:01pm

re: #239 reine.de.tout

Can anyone tell me what the tags are to induce the wingnut font?
I can't seem to recall it.

[ wingnut ] your text here [ /wingnut ]

remove the spaces inside the brackets.

242 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:52:10pm

re: #238 Obdicut

A sweetie-pie.

Awww {{Obdi}}
You're so sweet to a l'il ole lady.

243 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:52:34pm

re: #241 negativ

[ wingnut ] your text here [ /wingnut ]

remove the spaces inside the brackets.

OK, thanks. I was using the wrong sort of brackets. Duh.

244 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:52:38pm

re: #233 reine.de.tout

I was trying to do the wingnut font.
I failed.
Maybe I screwed something up?

Lord, I'm not touching that thing.

245 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:53:03pm

re: #238 Obdicut

A sweetie-pie.

GULLIBLE!
There it is, it just came to me.

246 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:54:29pm

re: #244 prairiefire

Lord, I'm not touching that thing.

But why? It's such fun

247 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:55:36pm

re: #245 reine.de.tout

Were you being serious? I thought you were doing the whole "Do you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?" thing.

I just asked my mom why someone wrote gullible on the ceiling and she looked.

I'm going to cook her dinner to make up for it.

248 jaunte  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:56:38pm

Blue Comic Sans

Grapette

249 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:57:07pm

I just talked to a lady at the credit card company.

I reported my card "lost" because it expires today, and I haven't gotten a new one yet in the mail. I must have told her that 10 times.

So, she reactivated my card and told me now I could use it!

And I said, well, no, because it expired.

She she asked me for the dat dat on the card. Yes, the dat dat.

She finally spelled it out - d-a-t-e.

So I gave her that date.

She asked me, "Have you gotten a new one in the mail?"

I was ready to beat my head against the wall.

250 The Ghost of a Benghazi Flea  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:57:49pm

re: #237 jaunte

I hope he's not trying to make it as a comedian.

The wingnut/moonbat circuits are where you go when you've already failed as comedian. Who needs comic timing when you've got an audience with Pavlovian responses to key words and phrases?

251 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:58:16pm

re: #247 Obdicut

Were you being serious? I thought you were doing the whole "Do you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?" thing.

I just asked my mom why someone wrote gullible on the ceiling and she looked.

I'm going to cook her dinner to make up for it.

Yes, I'm often gullible. I just figure folks are truthful! So I fall for all sorts of things. Well, except I don't click any links on FB, AND I don't give anyone my password and log-in.

252 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:58:19pm

re: #247 Obdicut

Hi, I'm going to be killing time at the Met in NYC while I wait in the 2 hour line for McQueen. Maybe you can come by and say "hi"?

253 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:59:20pm

re: #212 SanFranciscoZionist

The Trail of Tears was part of a relentless plan by the Founding Fathers, like Andrew Jackson, to make the Indians fabulously wealthy through casino gambling, which, of course, it has. Liberals just like to spread lies, and make it seem like a bad thing.

I don't get all this living in the past about slavery, either. Colored negro afro american/whatever pc term they call themselves this hour, are still all bent out of shape about slavery.

Evidently they are too stupid to realize The Lord's plan to bring them here and make them rich via sports and music.

Motown was the will of God!! why can't they just SHUT UP and be grateful to white conservatives for the jim crow laws! Without them there wouldn't be civil rights in the first place!!

254 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:59:20pm

re: #249 reine.de.tout

I just talked to a lady at the credit card company.

I reported my card "lost" because it expires today, and I haven't gotten a new one yet in the mail. I must have told her that 10 times.

So, she reactivated my card and told me now I could use it!

And I said, well, no, because it expired.

She she asked me for the dat dat on the card. Yes, the dat dat.

She finally spelled it out - d-a-t-e.

So I gave her that date.

She asked me, "Have you gotten a new one in the mail?"

I was ready to beat my head against the wall.

Was this call center employee in India or the Philippines?

255 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:59:47pm

re: #252 prairiefire

Hi, I'm going to be killing time at the Met in NYC while I wait in the 2 hour line for McQueen. Maybe you can come by and say "hi"?

When? I'm in SF until Sunday morning.

256 jaunte  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 5:59:53pm

re: #249 reine.de.tout

How did you end it? Are you getting a new card? Did you ask her 'Who dat?'

257 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:00:25pm

re: #254 Alouette

Was this call center employee in India or the Philippines?

I sort of thought maybe it was in Japan.

258 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:00:33pm

re: #251 reine.de.tout

I'm gullible as hell.

259 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:00:33pm

Hi all you Kids out there in Lizardia, Whats shakin?

260 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:01:02pm

re: #256 jaunte

How did you end it? Are you getting a new card? Did you ask her 'Who dat?'

ha!

No, I don't think she would have had a clue!
Yes, I'm getting a new card. With a new dat dat.

261 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:01:27pm

re: #255 Obdicut

Mid week in mid July. I'll email you.

262 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:01:53pm

re: #259 Dragon_Lady

Hi all you Kids out there in Lizardia, Whats shakin?

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Your hubby called you inestimable and lovely!

263 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:01:59pm

re: #261 prairiefire

Mid week in mid July. I'll email you.

Cool.

264 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:02:37pm

re: #258 prairiefire

I'm gullible as hell.

I am too. I'm not stupid, really, but if something sounds halfway feasible and is done in a serious tone, I'll probably believe it.

265 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:03:32pm

re: #262 reine.de.tout

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Your hubby called you inestimable and lovely!

Shhhh! I don't want to break his rose colored glasses but he's a bit biased!

266 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:04:16pm

re: #265 Dragon_Lady

Shhh! I don't want to break his rose colored glasses but he's a bit biased!

Well, I thought it was very very sweet!
He's a keeper, eh?

267 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:05:34pm

re: #259 Dragon_Lady

Hi all you Kids out there in Lizardia, Whats shakin?

Happy Anniversary! Partners well matched.

268 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:05:54pm

OK, time for dessert.

If y'all haven't tried these yet, you should, they are - unbelievable.

bbiab

269 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:07:01pm

re: #268 reine.de.tout

OK, time for dessert.

If y'all haven't tried these yet, you should, they are - unbelievable.

bbiab

I have to lose 5 pounds if I will set one toe on the island of Manhattan. Everybody is A game.

270 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:07:24pm

Nre: #240 prairiefire

You know, I know we speak in figurative language on LGF, but with those cinder block hearted conservatives, I don't doubt the harshness of their actions. Out of 23 foster kids, who will be the first to speak up?

Stats say, at lrast two of those kids will be...

I've been asking that same q. about these trotted-out, nameless, faceless Bachmann "foster children". People imagine the trotted-out Palin childen have it bad...

271 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:11:29pm

re: #266 reine.de.tout

Well, I thought it was very very sweet!
He's a keeper, eh?

Yeah, I'll keep him. Besides breakin in a new one at this late date would be too much work! Just kiddin! No, seriously he's a great guy and I got real lucky when I meet him. Ya know, I was only 17 when I meet him on a blind date (believe it or not his ex-girlfriend introduced us!). If we broke up tomorrow, that would end my foray into relationships. He's spoiled me for life.

272 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:12:09pm

re: #267 prairiefire

Happy Anniversary! Partners well matched.

Thank you!

273 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:14:02pm

re: #270 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Stats say, at lrast

Least.

Damn dumb smartphone. /blamethetools

274 prairiefire  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:15:44pm
275 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:16:35pm

re: #273 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Least.

Damn dumb smartphone. /blamethetools

That's OK, you wanna have some real fun try posting from an i pad, mine thinks it knows what I want to say better than I do!

276 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:18:48pm

re: #255 Obdicut

When? I'm in SF until Sunday morning.

Up for/have time 4 drinks...if so, email me.

277 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:21:31pm

re: #275 Dragon_Lady

That's OK, you wanna have some real fun try posting from an i pad, mine thinks it knows what I want to say better than I do!

[Link: www.autocorrectfail.org...]

278 Donna Ballard  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:21:40pm

Well kids, RWC's gonna BBQ me a nice bloody rare steak, saute me some fresh spinach and onions and he bought a real nice bottle of wine as well as a chocolate cake for desert so if I want to keep from gaining any more weight from this meal I'd better go swim some laps. *sigh* That's gotta be at least 30 laps to keep the pounds from stickin!*sigh* Type to you all later! Happy 4th to everybody! ;-)

279 austin_blue  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:25:04pm

re: #268 reine.de.tout

OK, time for dessert.

If y'all haven't tried these yet, you should, they are - unbelievable.

bbiab

Oh, nomnomnom...

280 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:25:43pm

re: #192 Rightwingconspirator

Celebrating here at RWC HQ. Anniversary night for the other LGF married couple. 27 years with the inestimable & lovely Dragon_Lady.

Congratulations, and condolences to DL.

281 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:26:39pm

re: #264 reine.de.tout

I am too. I'm not stupid, really, but if something sounds halfway feasible and is done in a serious tone, I'll probably believe it.

Not me, just the opposite. I suppose it's generational, distrusting the motives of anyone trying to market themselves to me. Historically, there's just no reason to trust it.

282 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:42:46pm

re: #254 Alouette

Was this call center employee in India or the Philippines?

Could be anywhere. .in, .ph, .sg, ie.

I'm waiting for my dreamgirl/dreamguy from the fmr eastern bloc, .za or .ng or .ke to someday pickup the line.

283 b_snark  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:43:51pm

re: #24 Charles

"This show has become a movement, and that's why it doesn't belong on television any more." - Glenn Beck

My lunch becomes a movement that doesn't belong on TV either.

284 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 6:57:24pm

re: #278 Dragon_Lady

Well kids, RWC's gonna BBQ me a nice bloody rare steak, saute me some fresh spinach and onions and he bought a real nice bottle of wine as well as a chocolate cake for desert so if I want to keep from gaining any more weight from this meal I'd better go swim some laps. *sigh* That's gotta be at least 30 laps to keep the pounds from stickin!*sigh* Type to you all later! Happy 4th to everybody! ;-)

Forget the laps, that's obvs a good man who likes u just how u are. Good to find. We like those. Happy 4th/congrats.

285 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 7:00:01pm

re: #283 b_sharp

My lunch becomes a movement that doesn't belong on TV either.

++++++

Rotfl!

286 b_snark  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 7:10:23pm

re: #285 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

++++++

Rotfl!

At least I got somebody to laugh.

How are you doing, OCIHACOSP?

(You nic is too long dude.)

287 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 7:22:52pm

Think Alex Jones will take his slot?

288 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 7:26:07pm

re: #257 reine.de.tout

I sort of thought maybe it was in Japan.

No way. No call centers are outsourced to Japan. You probably got a call center in the Philippines.

289 b_snark  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 7:26:26pm

re: #287 Amory Blaine

Think Alex Jones will take his slot?

His slot on TV, or the one in his head.

290 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 9:13:53pm

re: #286 b_sharp

At least I got somebody to laugh.

How are you doing, OCIHACOSP?

(You nic is too long dude.)

I'm well. Phone died about the same time u posted so could not answer until now. OC, OCIHACOSP or Oh Crap are all good for a nic.

291 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jun 30, 2011 9:19:17pm

re: #287 Amory Blaine

Think Alex Jones will take his slot?

N.

This is one place Fox's supposed "pro-israel" slant -- funded by the Saudi Royal Wahabbists may it be -- will work against them. Too many antisemites and Zionism-haters in the AJ crowd to ever make it to a slot on Fuk'd News.

Fox is the victory mosque.

292 thecommodore  Fri, Jul 1, 2011 1:56:30am

re: #2 mr.fusion

I hope he calls Roger Ailes a dick

I hope Roger Ailes calls him a dick.

293 Decider  Fri, Jul 1, 2011 12:32:57pm

Beck will not go back to the fringe with the likes of Alex Jones and the other nutters where we can easily avoid ever seeing or hearing from him again.

294 Decider  Fri, Jul 1, 2011 12:33:16pm

I mean *now"


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