You might have guessed by now that I’m not Michele Bachmann’s biggest fan, but this article in The Daily Caller is just dumb: Stress-related condition ‘incapacitates’ Bachmann; heavy pill use alleged.

The Minnesota Republican frequently suffers from stress-induced medical episodes that she has characterized as severe headaches. These episodes, say witnesses, occur once a week on average and can “incapacitate” her for days at time. On at least three occasions, Bachmann has landed in the hospital as a result.

“She has terrible migraine headaches. And they put her out of commission for a day or more at a time. They come out of nowhere, and they’re unpredictable,” says an adviser to Bachmann who was involved in her 2010 congressional campaign. “They level her. They put her down. It’s actually sad. It’s very painful.”

Bachmann’s medical condition wouldn’t merit public attention, but for the fact she is running for president. Some close to Bachmann fear she won’t be equal to the stress of the campaign, much less the presidency itself.

“When she gets ‘em, frankly, she can’t function at all. It’s not like a little thing with a couple Advils. It’s bad,” the adviser says. “The migraines are so bad and so intense, she carries and takes all sorts of pills. Prevention pills. Pills during the migraine. Pills after the migraine, to keep them under control. She has to take these pills wherever she goes.”

It’s funny to see the conservative Daily Caller trying to break a big smear story on the ultra-conservative Bachmann, but come on. Migraine headaches are usually treated with non-narcotic drugs that are not addictive, and apparently Bachmann has not been all that “incapacitated” by them if she’s managing to run for President of the United States.

It’s the Daily Caller Fail of the Day.