1 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 8:52:32pm

Bjork! Great choice.

2 freetoken  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 8:54:05pm

Whenever I read or hear "Bjork" I think of tennis... or swedish chefs...

3 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:00:31pm

Bjork Bjork Bjork! :D

4 darthstar  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:01:08pm

I love Bjork...but she's a freak...yet I love her.

5 chunkymonkey  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:01:53pm

Beautiful and nutty as ever. I always liked her video in which she dismantles a old fashioned CRT television and explains how it functions. What a voice.

6 chunkymonkey  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:05:22pm

Ah, here it is. :-)

7 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:14:55pm

Warning to potential visitors and investors: Lubbockites are the most irony challenged people in the world. I am not grousing about this either, visitors and recent arrivals have commented to me about it a number of times.

I first saw this many years ago when I took a retail job right after I moved here. A stray cat wandered into the store. A customer facetiously asked me if it was mine. I said, "Oh, yeah, that's my killer attack cat." The yokel sneered knowingly and said, "Yeah, right" for all the world as though he thought I expected him to believe the cat was really a. mine and b. dangerous. Saw right through me, didn't he?

More recently I posted my line about Jesus being a community organizer who attacked entrepreneurs engaged in lawful business. A local liberal, and a doctoral student no less, launched into an impassioned attack on me exactly as though I were a mean, albeit atheistic, conservative attacking Jesus. Intelligent or not, the man was in fact a native Lubbockite.

Other examples abound. My security guard friend told me that a client employee walked off the job, actually quit, when a supervisor cheerfully declared that they were going to start body cavity searches at the door for banned cellphones and other devices. "You ain't gonna' do that to me, dammit," the outraged one declared, "No way." He huffed away before the stunned supervisor (a recent arrival from New York) could tell him that he was, er, kidding.

The guard himself was listening to complaints about smoking restrictions and commented, "Consider yourselves lucky. Next week you'll only be able to smoke while standing on one hand in the middle of the street." A supervisor, no less, sarcastically responded, "I'd like to see you do it," exactly as though he were seriously suggesting such a thing. No doubt she thought this was a brilliant zinger.

The guard is a native and really should have known better but outsiders should consider themselves warned and behave according. There is nothing so unlikely or silly that locals will not take it at face value and treat it as an excuse for their ever-boiling anger.

8 jaunte  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:19:10pm

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel

What do you think they're mad at?

9 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:21:27pm

Bjork is an acquired taste, like Kate Bush, or Tom Waits. It may take awhile to really appreciate the music, but the beauty lies within, waiting to be revealed to your senses.

10 Steve  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:27:37pm

I grew up in a household where I was exposed to different forms of art, music, plays etc, etc but I am at a loss for words to even describe this.

11 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:28:17pm

re: #8 jaunte

What do you think they're mad at?

Probably me for making fun of them. They have no way of knowing that I ridicule all stupid people all over the world, with no particular preference for attacking the Lubbock idiocracy. It's just the stupid concentration nearest at hand.

Seriously, I knew a professor in Denton who had researched this, specifically the origins of hate and arrogance in the localized culture of north Texas, especially the Dallas area. (In terms of cultural history, Lubbock is an outpost of Dallas). According to him, this stems from the heavy influx of refugees from Georgia and the Carolinas into northeastern Texas just after the Civil War. It was this influx that set many of the folk patterns for the root population as it spread westward later in the 19th century. These people tended to be very bitter and angry, with a monumental sense of outraged entitlement and lost honor. As she put it, "If a Dallasite acts like he is going to kill you for daring to be ahead of him in the grocery line, he's actually angry because Sherman burned grandpappy's farm. He just doesn't know that's the reason. To him, it's normal, the way he was raised."

12 jaunte  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:31:11pm

re: #11 Shiplord Kirel

I was born in north Texas (Wichita Falls) but only because my father was passing through in the midst of his oil career. Later I met some people from there, and couldn't fathom why they seemed to have such chips on their shoulders.

13 jaunte  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:33:26pm

Obama still ahead of "Generic Republican"

Barack Obama continues to run even with a generic Republican candidate in polling for the 2012 general election. Among registered voters, 43% say they would like to see Obama reelected while 40% say they would prefer that a Republican candidate win the election.
......
...he performs particularly poorly among white men (53%-29% in favor of a GOP candidate) and whites without a college degree (50%-29% in favor of a GOP candidate).

14 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:36:07pm

re: #12 jaunte

I was born in north Texas (Wichita Falls) but only because my father was passing through in the midst of his oil career. Later I met some people from there, and couldn't fathom why they seemed to have such chips on their shoulders.

Wichita Falls has the same aggravating circumstance that Lubbock used to have: A nearby Air Force base with its constant flow of suspect and sometimes strange outsiders. At one time, in the mid-50s, anti-military feeling ran so high in Lubbock that the base commanders placed the whole city off limits. This followed the murder of a local girl by an airman. His swift trial and execution not withstanding, the locals persisted in blaming everybody in uniform, with gang attacks, riots and blatant discrimination continuing for 3 years.

15 Henchman Ghazi-808  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:37:49pm

If you like the off kilter Icelandic beauty but Bjork still weirds you out too much, Emilliana Torrini has that crystal clear vodka like astringency that Bjork does, but a tad more contemporary.

16 jaunte  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:40:48pm

Goodnight all. Time to get ready for work.


Southampton university archaeologists unearth Roman shipyard

17 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:43:55pm

My daughter sent me this tonight:

Facebook will start charging you a monthly fee if you don't take off all of your clothes and go to your nearest grocery store then run up and down the aisles shouting "I'm a pretty caterpillar, and I dance in puddles made of hippopotamus tears!" You must do this by midnight tonight if you don't want to be charged the fee! GO... NOW... HURRY!!! (stolen)

This is exactly the kind of thing the locals would take literally. They would be very proud of themselves for recognizing it as a falsehood (assuming they didn't actually believe it).

18 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:44:01pm

re: #14 Shiplord Kirel

Wichita Falls has the same aggravating circumstance that Lubbock used to have: A nearby Air Force base with its constant flow of suspect and sometimes strange outsiders. At one time, in the mid-50s, anti-military feeling ran so high in Lubbock that the base commanders placed the whole city off limits. This followed the murder of a local girl by an airman. His swift trial and execution not withstanding, the locals persisted in blaming everybody in uniform, with gang attacks, riots and blatant discrimination continuing for 3 years.

Why this constant hostility? I read what you wrote but it still makes little sense.

19 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 9:46:15pm

re: #17 Shiplord Kirel

My daughter sent me this tonight:

This is exactly the kind of thing the locals would take literally. They would be very proud of themselves for recognizing it as a falsehood (assuming they didn't actually believe it).

I would totally steal this, but an old family friend posted a "true" version of this tonight, so she would take it as my making fun of her.

Funny, though.

20 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:07:28pm

Wow. It was so funny it stunned everyone into 20 minutes of silence.

21 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:08:49pm

Bjork: Moon

very nice! one of the things i like best about it is that it is of no genre

does anybody know when it was recorded?

22 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:09:48pm

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel

Warning to potential visitors and investors: Lubbockites are the most irony challenged people in the world. I am not grousing about this either, visitors and recent arrivals have commented to me about it a number of times.

I first saw this many years ago when I took a retail job right after I moved here. A stray cat wandered into the store. A customer facetiously asked me if it was mine. I said, "Oh, yeah, that's my killer attack cat." The yokel sneered knowingly and said, "Yeah, right" for all the world as though he thought I expected him to believe the cat was really a. mine and b. dangerous. Saw right through me, didn't he?

More recently I posted my line about Jesus being a community organizer who attacked entrepreneurs engaged in lawful business. A local liberal, and a doctoral student no less, launched into an impassioned attack on me exactly as though I were a mean, albeit atheistic, conservative attacking Jesus. Intelligent or not, the man was in fact a native Lubbockite.

Other examples abound. My security guard friend told me that a client employee walked off the job, actually quit, when a supervisor cheerfully declared that they were going to start body cavity searches at the door for banned cellphones and other devices. "You ain't gonna' do that to me, dammit," the outraged one declared, "No way." He huffed away before the stunned supervisor (a recent arrival from New York) could tell him that he was, er, kidding.

The guard himself was listening to complaints about smoking restrictions and commented, "Consider yourselves lucky. Next week you'll only be able to smoke while standing on one hand in the middle of the street." A supervisor, no less, sarcastically responded, "I'd like to see you do it," exactly as though he were seriously suggesting such a thing. No doubt she thought this was a brilliant zinger.

The guard is a native and really should have known better but outsiders should consider themselves warned and behave according. There is nothing so unlikely or silly that locals will not take it at face value and treat it as an excuse for their ever-boiling anger.

In my house we call those people "The Literals"

23 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:12:41pm

re: #18 Dark_Falcon

Why this constant hostility? I read what you wrote but it still makes little sense.

genetic passive aggression?

24 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:14:35pm

re: #23 ggt

genetic passive aggression?

Possibly a genetic tendency aggravated by learned responses.

25 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:15:14pm

re: #23 ggt

genetic passive aggression?

I know I'm passive aggressive, and so is my youngest. We make lousy soccer players.

"I don't want to kick the ball over there. I want to make you kick the ball over there. How do I do this?"

26 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:18:05pm

re: #24 EmmmieG

Possibly a genetic tendency aggravated by learned responses.

I think mostly learned response. If you are raised by angry people, you become an angry person--and/or you drink a lot. From what I've read, West Texas is hard country to try to live in. Generations of hard life can make for angry people.

It's worse, IMHO, if the anger is sublime. Can make for some really f-cked-up kids.

The kind that drag people from the backs of trucks until they are dead.

27 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:22:23pm

Emmie G --is it just you and me?

We can talk girl stuff then.

28 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:22:50pm

re: #27 ggt

Emmie G --is it just you and me?

We can talk girl stuff then.

Made a hot fudge sundae cake tonight. Very good, but I overdid it.

29 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:23:32pm

re: #28 EmmmieG

Made a hot fudge sundae cake tonight. Very good, but I overdid it.

How can you overdo hot fudge sundae cake?

30 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:24:10pm

re: #29 ggt

How can you overdo hot fudge sundae cake?

When it stops tasting good, and your mouth is over-sugared.

31 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:26:45pm

Goodnight, all.

32 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:27:02pm

re: #30 EmmmieG

When it stops tasting good, and your mouth is over-sugared.

like wedding cake?

33 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:27:45pm

re: #32 ggt

like wedding cake?

Something like that. I hate to abandon you, but I just realized it is 10:30, and it's a school night. See you tomorrow. I would send you some of the cake if I could.

34 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:28:20pm

re: #33 EmmmieG

Something like that. I hate to abandon you, but I just realized it is 10:30, and it's a school night. See you tomorrow. I would send you some of the cake if I could.

You're leaving me all alone?

Have a good sleep!

35 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:29:50pm

re: #29 ggt

How can you overdo hot fudge sundae cake?

i shall resist the temptation to make lewd suggestions

36 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:31:57pm

re: #35 engineer dog

i shall resist the temptation to make lewd suggestions

ah! A friend in the night.

How are you engineerdog?

37 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:34:24pm

re: #36 ggt

ah! A friend in the night.

How are you engineerdog?

oh pretty good, thank you for asking. i've been watching boardwalk empire on the computer and ignatz cat is walking all over me

how's yourself?

38 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:39:03pm

re: #37 engineer dog

oh pretty good, thank you for asking. i've been watching boardwalk empire on the computer and ignatz cat is walking all over me

how's yourself?

awake. I was dead tired after work and thought I'd sleep all night until Monster Puppy jumped on the bed and decided to say "hi". Now Monster Puppy is alseep and Cat Overlord is trying to get me to pet him with my feet.

Thanks for askin'.

Are the rest of the Lizards playing video games or sleeping?

39 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:44:00pm

re: #38 ggt

awake. I was dead tired after work and thought I'd sleep all night until Monster Puppy jumped on the bed and decided to say "hi". Now Monster Puppy is alseep and Cat Overlord is trying to get me to pet him with my feet.

Thanks for askin'.

Are the rest of the Lizards playing video games or sleeping?

there seems to be a small but select assortment that is "viewing this thread"

you must be in a different time zone - it's before eleven here in CA

as for bed jumping, here in the Bear Cabin fur bearing mammals are banned from the bedroom during sleeping hours because of this tendancy

40 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:47:07pm

re: #39 engineer dog

there seems to be a small but select assortment that is "viewing this thread"

you must be in a different time zone - it's before eleven here in CA

as for bed jumping, here in the Bear Cabin fur bearing mammals are banned from the bedroom during sleeping hours because of this tendancy

ah, well, I like furry mammals in the bed with me. Monster Puppy has earned run of the bedroom at night, but mostly stays in his crate. I was gone all day, so he was excited to get to see me.

I have one little girl dog who is a total bed bug. She demands that she be cuddled. As my kid is too old to cuddle, she satisifies my mommy need. In the winter, all the animals are on the bed (even Cat Overlord).

41 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:52:41pm

re: #40 ggt

mommy need

ah

cuddling is good

i'm reminded of a definition by james thurber - 'incompatible' - he had no income, and she wasn't pat-able

my last wife wasn't pat-able. i'm hoping for better luck next time

42 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 10:54:32pm

re: #41 engineer dog

ah

cuddling is good

i'm reminded of a definition by james thurber - 'incompatible' - he had no income, and she wasn't pat-able

my last wife wasn't pat-able. i'm hoping for better luck next time

So sorry.

patability is important!

43 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:00:38pm

re: #42 ggt

So sorry.

patability is important!

i'm consulting the magic eight ball about it but it says "reply hazy, try again"

:-)

44 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:02:07pm

Well, I think I can sleep.

Sorry to leave you all alone.

Have a good Monday!

45 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:02:46pm

re: #44 ggt

Well, I think I can sleep.

Sorry to leave you all alone.

Have a good Monday!

sleep well, now!

46 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:08:22pm

re: #13 jaunte

Obama still ahead of "Generic Republican"

Barack Obama continues to run even with a generic Republican candidate in polling for the 2012 general election. Among registered voters, 43% say they would like to see Obama reelected while 40% say they would prefer that a Republican candidate win the election.
...
...he performs particularly poorly among white men (53%-29% in favor of a GOP candidate) and whites without a college degree jealous, socially-resentful biatches (50%-29% in favor of a GOP candidate).

f

47 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:11:51pm

re: #26 ggt

I think mostly learned response. If you are raised by angry people, you become an angry person--and/or you drink a lot.

Or they try to "break the cycle", as many offspring try to do re: parents. But you're right, that is also a learned response.

48 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:12:46pm

re: #40 ggt

ah, well, I like furry mammals in the bed with me. Monster Puppy has earned run of the bedroom at night, but mostly stays in his crate. I was gone all day, so he was excited to get to see me.

I have one little girl dog who is a total bed bug. She demands that she be cuddled. As my kid is too old to cuddle, she satisifies my mommy need. In the winter, all the animals are on the bed (even Cat Overlord).

I saw my precious Big Puppy yesterday. Meant to take a pic for you but was immersed in work. Next time.


Meant to add: I told them about you and Monster Puppy and some of the funny stories about him. They were laffin.

49 engineer cat  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:16:54pm

re: #20 EmmmieG

Wow. It was so funny it stunned everyone into 20 minutes of silence.

not the same as the composition by john cage?

50 Targetpractice  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:47:44pm

re: #46 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

f

So when does Gene Eric Republican announce his campaign bid? Because that asshole's been holding out on us for months.

/

51 Kragar  Sun, Sep 25, 2011 11:55:00pm

re: #50 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

So when does Gene Eric Republican announce his campaign bid? Because that asshole's been holding out on us for months.

/

Not going to happen. Word is they caught him with a prostitute in a public restroom.

52 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 12:01:29am

re: #51 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not going to happen. Word is they caught him with a prostitute in a public restroom.

Give him a couple days to "Get right with God" and he'll be good as gold again.

53 brainiac-dumdum  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 12:27:23am

ALL HAIL BJÖRK!

54 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 12:27:46am
55 engineer cat  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 12:57:41am

President Barack Obama charged that the Republican vision of government would "fundamentally cripple America," as he tried out his newly combative message on the liberal West Coast.

:-)

yanno i think these here democrats may have grown a pair at long last

56 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 1:14:59am

Time for something pretty... which one often gets with some Debussy:

57 Amory Blaine  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 1:26:22am

Iceland is on my bucket list.

58 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 2:15:07am

Morning, all.

59 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 2:46:32am

Morning Honcos.

60 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 2:48:28am

I can't stay long but I did want to put up a Teacher of the Year nominee:
[Link: www.myfoxtampabay.com...]

61 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 2:57:02am

re: #60 Cannadian Club Akbar

I can't stay long but I did want to put up a Teacher of the Year nominee:
[Link: www.myfoxtampabay.com...]

Well, it isn't as if she'll be fired.

62 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 2:58:53am

re: #61 researchok

Why do you think she won't be fired?

63 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:00:15am

re: #61 researchok

Well, it isn't as if she'll be fired.

In Florida, 2 DUI's in that short a period means no license for 5 years. But she can get a business permit (church, work, skool, grocery shopping) after 2 1/2 years. D'oh!!

64 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:01:00am

re: #62 Obdicut

Why do you think she won't be fired?

It's tough to fire teachers.

65 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:07:34am

Gotta go start the new temp job. I have zero idea what I am walking into. See ya'll this afternoon.

66 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:12:31am

re: #64 researchok

It's tough to fire teachers.

Not really. Arrest generally leads to being fired. If she was just caught with drugs, she might get to go into a treatment program and might not be fired, but with the felony fleeing charge, she'll probably get fired.

I'm not really sure where this absolute conviction that teachers found doing wrong won't be fired comes from.

After all, teachers are getting fired for having pictures of themselves drinking on facebook:

[Link: guyism.com...]

For doing drugs had having a sex tape, without arrest:

[Link: www.fox4now.com...]

For refusing drug tests:

[Link: www.mapinc.org...]

For having a myspace page with 'inappropriate comments'

[Link: www.pbs.org...]

67 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:13:32am

re: #65 Cannadian Club Akbar

Hope you're walking into Miss. Lovely's Emporium of Manly Goods Sold By Lovely Charming Women Who Date Fellow Employees.

68 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:15:26am

re: #66 Obdicut

I'm not really sure where this absolute conviction that teachers found doing wrong won't be fired comes from.

It's been a meme for a while:

[Link: reason.com...]
[Link: www.foxbusiness.com...]

I'm guessing it derives its motivation from the right-wing politics of undermining workers' rights in favor of employers. But no idea who came up with it first.

69 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:21:55am

re: #68 000G

Ah geez, Stossel.

I love how the people who get angry that principals can't fire teachers more easily never really wonder how qualified the principals are to make that decision. They seem to have such faith that anyone making the firing decisions is doing so solely on grounds of incompetence and that they themselves are excellent judges of incompetence and great at their jobs.

71 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:23:39am

We don't need no stinkin' fizzy-cysts...


Texas holds firm on physics closures

The plans are also consistent with a business-based approach to higher education championed by Texas governor Rick Perry, now in the race to be the Republican party nominee for the US presidential elections in 2012.

72 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:23:55am

re: #68 000G

It's been a meme for a while:

[Link: reason.com...]
[Link: www.foxbusiness.com...]

I'm guessing it derives its motivation from the right-wing politics of undermining workers' rights in favor of employers. But no idea who came up with it first.

I believe the issue crosses all political lines.

Still, Obdi may be right re teachers who are arrested (and convicted, I assume). I don't know how those numbers shake out.

73 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:26:06am

re: #71 freetoken

We don't need no stinkin' fizzy-cysts...

Texas holds firm on physics closures

Lots can be cut before having to hit existing education programs.

74 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:31:02am

re: #70 researchok

Those articles have the problem I've seen in a lot of articles discussing the subject: they conflate the issue of teachers that are 'bad'-- in that they're seen as not teaching well-- with teachers that are outright criminal.

It is rather difficult to fire a teacher with tenure, which is generally earned after three years on the job. It's not impossible. It's difficult. You have to go through a process, proving that the teacher should be fired, which takes about a year. And, as many of your articles point out, many places don't bother-- often a teacher is forced into retirement (thus prompting another round of outrage about pensions) or the administrators don't bother because they're too busy, I guess.

For the teachers in the rubber rooms, the technique during the period of reviews and suchlike to keep them out of teaching though still paid, what do you think the experience is like for a teacher that is actually competent, but is being charged by an incompetent principal? Don't you think it's just as crappy for them?

I'd love to see a faster review process. I'd always love to see faster anything bureaucratic.

But when clearly some teachers are fired for small causes-- like being on Facebook-- the glib meme about how it's impossible to fire teachers really is pretty silly.

75 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:33:38am

re: #69 Obdicut

Ah geez, Stossel.

His latest piece on Reason is shilling for charter schools. Because, yknow, maximum competition and minimum inteference of government provides best results always:

I was surprised to meet kids who said they like school. What? I found school boring. How can it be that these fourth-graders tell me that they look forward to going to school and that math is "rockin' awesome"?

Those kids attend one of those new charter schools. Charters let them escape the bureaucracy of regular schools, including, often, teachers union rules. These schools compete for kids because parents can always choose another school. That makes them better.

Not every charter school is good, but the beauty of competition is that bad ones go out of business, while good ones expand. Then good schools teach more kids. Choice and competition produce quality. Anyone surprised?

Government schools rarely improve because no matter how bad they are, they still have captive customers.

76 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:36:41am

Yes, I agree.

Conflating criminal conduct with poor teaching is not a good idea. They are two separate issues. You were right to make that distinction.

As for firing poor teachers, the problem is pretty entrenched. The New Yorker 'rubber room' article is pretty incredible- and damning.

No easy solutions on the horizon, that's for sure.

77 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:37:07am

re: #73 researchok

Bet those universities who lose their physics programs won't reduce the number of "deanlets" in their colleges.

78 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:37:24am

re: #75 000G

These schools compete for kids because parents can always choose another school. That makes them better.

Heh. That's such beautifully constrained logic.

It doesn't take into account the idea of parents without enough money to be attractive to the schools.

It doesn't take into account that public schools have to teach everyone; that the private schools exercise discretion in who they teach.

It doesn't take into account that that segregation is part of what makes private schools attractive to parents; that their kids will be with other kids whose parents can afford to pay that much.

Except in the last sentence:

Government schools rarely improve because no matter how bad they are, they still have captive customers.

Where he avoids, just barely, admitting that Public schools have the challenge that they are captive to the kids, that they cannot simply expel kids from the system, that they have to educate all the kids that come to them and don't get to pick and choose.

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

79 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:40:11am

Probably a sour note for the Obama administration, and possible fuel for the atavist fire:

Pimco’s El-Erian Sees Global Economy Slowing in 2012

Pacific Investment Management Co., which runs the world’s biggest bond fund, is forecasting that advanced economies will stall over the next year as Europe slides into a recession, underscoring mounting investor concern about the global economic outlook.

There will be little-to-no economic growth in industrial nations in the coming 12 months as Europe’s economy shrinks by 1 percent to 2 percent and the U.S. stagnates, said Mohamed El- Erian, chief executive officer of Newport Beach, California- based Pimco.

[...]

Former U.S. Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers said he has been to 20 years of IMF gatherings, and “there’s not been a prior meeting at which matters have had more gravity and at which I’ve been more concerned about the future of the global economy.”

[...]

80 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:40:37am

re: #78 Obdicut

Heh. That's such beautifully constrained logic.

It doesn't take into account the idea of parents without enough money to be attractive to the schools.

It doesn't take into account that public schools have to teach everyone; that the private schools exercise discretion in who they teach.

It doesn't take into account that that segregation is part of what makes private schools attractive to parents; that their kids will be with other kids whose parents can afford to pay that much.

Except in the last sentence:

Where he avoids, just barely, admitting that Public schools have the challenge that they are captive to the kids, that they cannot simply expel kids from the system, that they have to educate all the kids that come to them and don't get to pick and choose.

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

Aren't most charter schools cost free?

Also, are you saying charter schools are always a bad idea?

I'm always leery of a 'one size fits all' approach.

81 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:43:42am

re: #79 freetoken

Probably a sour note for the Obama administration, and possible fuel for the atavist fire:

Pimco’s El-Erian Sees Global Economy Slowing in 2012

Obama can't catch a break.

He's going to end up having to pay for the Euro crisis, in one way or another- certainly politically.

The irony is he and Merkel are in it together.

82 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:46:00am

re: #71 freetoken

We don't need no stinkin' fizzy-cysts...

Texas holds firm on physics closures

Texas is closing it's phys-ed programs? No more Longhorns, no Aggies? That's an outrage. Oh...nevermind.

83 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:47:05am

re: #78 Obdicut

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

Once again, Scandinavia is interesting:

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]
[Link: prospect.org...]
But also: [Link: www.independent.co.uk...]

84 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:47:13am

Heard about this on my drive home from work last night

The chief of the New York Police Department says city police could take down a plane if necessary.

I understand the "logic" but am a tad leery of cities having an arsenal that includes that much firepower

I mean, I'm sure there's an air force/ national guard / coast guard facility close enough and trained better that should respond

[Link: hosted.ap.org...]

85 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:47:53am

re: #82 Decatur Deb

Texas is closing it's phys-ed programs? No more Longhorns, no Aggies? That's an outrage. Oh...nevermind.

Worse

Friday Night Lights got cancelled!!
/

86 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:48:48am

re: #78 Obdicut

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

Leaving the huddled masses to their own bootstrap devices and thus saving them from dependence on government is an act of charity!

87 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:50:32am

re: #76 researchok

But the rubber room thing, as I pointed out, is jsut as bad for a competent teacher who gets accused by an incompetent principal.

If we really want to fix education in this country, it's not going to be done by letting administrators have more power to fire teachers. It makes no sense on the face of it; why do you blankly assume the competence of those administrators?

If we really want to fix administration in this country, let's look to successful models, like the Finnish one. It involves beating back against the anti-intellectual strain in our country, valuing teachers more, having higher standards for entering the teaching profession. It involves shifting funding away from administration, and back to the teachers themselves.

[Link: bertmaes.wordpress.com...]

[Link: neatoday.org...]

88 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:51:02am

re: #84 sattv4u2

Heard about this on my drive home from work last night

The chief of the New York Police Department says city police could take down a plane if necessary.

I understand the "logic" but am a tad leery of cities having an arsenal that includes that much firepower

I mean, I'm sure there's an air force/ national guard / coast guard facility close enough and trained better that should respond

[Link: hosted.ap.org...]

NYPD with AA weapons? What could go wrong?

89 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:54:01am

re: #80 researchok

Sorry, yeah, charter school is used loosely sometimes, so I was including tuition charter schools. Charter schools are a whole 'nother kettle of fish. If done right, they can be a good component. But even there, Stossel is then being an idiot in his article; charter schools are government schools. They are part of the public school system. That's part of why I got confused about it.

Also, are you saying charter schools are always a bad idea?

Why would you ask that question? Did anything I say approach an absolute?

90 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:54:52am

re: #88 RogueOne

NYPD with AA weapons? What could go wrong?

"Hey sarge, just checking in. Yeah, we're in pursuit here on Broadway. Should we use the stop sticks or this neat new anti-aircraft weapon mounted on the hood of the patrol car?"

91 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:56:44am

re: #88 RogueOne

I wonder if it's just 100 cops on the top of a building with their service revolvers firing as fast as they can while shouting "Yee-haw."

92 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:58:09am

re: #91 Obdicut

I wonder if it's just 100 cops on the top of a building with their service revolvers firing as fast as they can while shouting "Yee-haw."

It's New York City, not Dodge City!!

They'd be shouting "Yo,, Vinnie ,, I think I clipped him"

93 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 3:58:51am

re: #91 Obdicut

I wonder if it's just 100 cops on the top of a building with their service revolvers firing as fast as they can while shouting "Yee-haw."

It makes you wonder if shooting a plane down in a city has the same god damned effect that the terrorists was trying to achieve anyway.
:/

94 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:00:09am

re: #93 Varek Raith

It makes you wonder if shooting a plane down in a city has the same god damned effect that the terrorists was trying to achieve anyway.
:/

Maybe their "secret weapon" vaporizes the plane!

You, of all people, should know that!

95 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:00:52am

re: #87 Obdicut

But the rubber room thing, as I pointed out, is jsut as bad for a competent teacher who gets accused by an incompetent principal.

If we really want to fix education in this country, it's not going to be done by letting administrators have more power to fire teachers. It makes no sense on the face of it; why do you blankly assume the competence of those administrators?

If we really want to fix administration in this country, let's look to successful models, like the Finnish one. It involves beating back against the anti-intellectual strain in our country, valuing teachers more, having higher standards for entering the teaching profession. It involves shifting funding away from administration, and back to the teachers themselves.

[Link: bertmaes.wordpress.com...]

[Link: neatoday.org...]

I see schools and teachers barely treading water.

If the Charter School idea is a non starter, why does Obama want to see more of them?

Also, are there any examples of funds shifted from admin to teachers that have proved successful? Also, why should we assume that teachers are better equipped to handle to funding than administrators? Shouldn't teachers just each and leave administration to administration?

I do agree we need higher standards for entering teachers. I would also add I like the idea of having professionals with real world experience (scientists, etc) encouraged to teach.

That and subject competency exams for teachers. I believe that is critical.

96 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:01:29am

re: #93 Varek Raith

Seriously. Plus any actual AA device is itself a powerful explosive. If it's an AA gun with shells (which, y'know, I doubt, but it could be, who knows?) then some of those shells will fail to explode at altitude and will fall.

If it's missiles, if the missile fails to hit, it may detonate or it may fall and then detonate.

Etc. etc.

At Pearl Harbor, a lot of the damage was done by AA guns firing low trajectories at the planes and hitting our own buildings.

97 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:04:41am

re: #95 researchok

Can you point out where I said charter schools are a non-starter?

Also, are there any examples of funds shifted from admin to teachers that have proved successful?

Yes. The highest correlations of success in teaching is class size. The more teachers you have, the smaller the class size, the better results you get-- probably up to a certain point, but we haven't hit that point anytime recently.

Also, why should we assume that teachers are better equipped to handle to funding than administrators? Shouldn't teachers just each and leave administration to administration?

Um, I think you're confused. I didn't mean that we should shift decisions about funding to teachers, but actual funding; as in, we should have fewer administrators, and more teachers, and better-compensated ones.

That and subject competency exams for teachers. I believe that is critical.

Did you read the articles I linked on Finland's system?

98 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:04:47am

If only we could find a way to make those fat, dumb and happy union thugs with their master's degrees release their stranglehold on the schools.

More than 45% quit before 5 years, flushing the effort that went into their career. My daughter quit 'regular' county school after 4, and didn't go back until she found a safe, rewarding slot teaching in jail.

99 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:04:49am

re: #89 Obdicut

Sorry, yeah, charter school is used loosely sometimes, so I was including tuition charter schools. Charter schools are a whole 'nother kettle of fish. If done right, they can be a good component. But even there, Stossel is then being an idiot in his article; charter schools are government schools. They are part of the public school system. That's part of why I got confused about it.

Why would you ask that question? Did anything I say approach an absolute?

No, I was asking for clarification purposes.

For the record, I didn't mention Stossel at all because while some of his ideas have merit, overall his record is too spotty. Some ideas are well researched others are not.

I've never been a big fan. He makes for entertaining TV but can't be relied on for more serious discussions.

100 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:05:46am

re: #93 Varek Raith

It makes you wonder if shooting a plane down in a city has the same god damned effect that the terrorists was trying to achieve anyway.
:/

Not if you drop it on an apartment building instead of Yankee Stadium.

101 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:10:13am

re: #78 Obdicut

Heh. That's such beautifully constrained logic.

It doesn't take into account the idea of parents without enough money to be attractive to the schools.

It doesn't take into account that public schools have to teach everyone; that the private schools exercise discretion in who they teach.

It doesn't take into account that that segregation is part of what makes private schools attractive to parents; that their kids will be with other kids whose parents can afford to pay that much.

Except in the last sentence:

Where he avoids, just barely, admitting that Public schools have the challenge that they are captive to the kids, that they cannot simply expel kids from the system, that they have to educate all the kids that come to them and don't get to pick and choose.

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

I had a far-Right leaning acquaintance the other day assure me that vouchers and a privatized school system are the way to go. His reasoning? That if you take the average amount of taxes parents pay towards education and simply cut them an annual check, then even the poorest couple could afford to send Junior to the private school of their choice. Or, even better, all those voucher dollars floating around will convince the private sector to invest heavily in top-quality schools.

In between laughs, I asked him if this fantasy world also would put restraints on said private schools that would prevent them from raising tuition rates or open their doors to any dullard whose folks pony up their voucher check. And then asked him who those hastily constructed schools catering to the voucher crowd will answer to, if the government is being removed from the equation. Remember, ours is a "free market" that decided that the cost of a minor alteration to the Ford Pinto's fuel system was too costly, at least until people started getting immolated in rear-end collisions.

102 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:10:36am

re: #99 researchok

I'm fine with well-administered charter schools. They are, in fact, right up my alley because I like Finland's system, which each schools have strong degrees of autonomy. In the US, we'd face the challenge of making sure that autonomy wasn't abused to teach creationism and religion, but other than that, the Finnish system could be called a charter school system.

However, the reason proponents of charter schools like Stossel push for them is because of these ideas of 'competition'-- which ignores the mission of the educational system to teach ALL students, and ignores that, with charter schools, parents compete with each other to get their kids in the schools; the schools, being non-profit, don't compete to get students-- and because it's easier to fire teachers in a charter school.

Those shouldn't be the reasons to support charter schools; the first because it's simply untrue, and the latter because making it easier to fire teachers shouldn't be used as the goal, and systems chosen because of it. It should be easier to fire teachers if it allows us to reach the goal.

103 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:10:44am

re: #100 Decatur Deb

Not if you drop it on an apartment building instead of Yankee Stadium.

As a Red Sox fan, I want to say flat out I wish no ill will to the Yankees or their fans

That stated, I wouldn't mind if their team bus got lost on the way to a playoff game vs. the Sox resulting in a forfeit!

104 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:12:10am

re: #101 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

If you haven't yet, take a gander at the articles on the Finnish school system I linked. They're really interesting. And really depressing how far away from it we are.

105 researchok  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:12:49am

re: #97 Obdicut

Can you point out where I said charter schools are a non-starter?

Yes. The highest correlations of success in teaching is class size. The more teachers you have, the smaller the class size, the better results you get-- probably up to a certain point, but we haven't hit that point anytime recently.

Um, I think you're confused. I didn't mean that we should shift decisions about funding to teachers, but actual funding; as in, we should have fewer administrators, and more teachers, and better-compensated ones.

Did you read the articles I linked on Finland's system?

I read the articles.

However, on the opposite side there is the South Korean models, with class sizes approaching 50 students and test scores that are high.

Obama has lauded both the Finnish and South Korean models.

What is clear is the solutions to improving education are multi faceted. No easy answers.

And on that note, my workday insanity begins now.

Later all.

106 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:15:08am

re: #105 researchok

How on earth do you see the South Korean model 'on the opposite side'?

Do you mean because the South Korean kids seem successful, but in reality very unprepared for college, and so drop out in large numbers?

107 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:15:17am

re: #103 sattv4u2

WTF happened in Buffalo yesterday? I got to watch most of the 2nd half. What a game. I think the hair must have been getting in brady's eyes.

108 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:17:23am

re: #107 RogueOne

WTF happened in Buffalo yesterday? I got to watch most of the 2nd half. What a game. I think the hair must have been getting in brady's eyes.

huh??
wha??
There was a game yesterday?


(at least the Jets and Dolphins lost also!)

Seriously, I can't recall a game where Brady had so many passes tipped at the line

109 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:17:32am

I suspect the commissioner is talking about run-of-the-mill full auto weapons with high angle mounts and maybe a little bit of relevant practice for the officers who use them. Not all AA weapons use explosives, the 20mm Phalanx gun system is an example and there are, of course, similar options for other weapons of this caliber. NYPD could also have .50 caliber machine guns for all I know. This has been a standard light AA gun since it was invented in 1916 and there are a fair number of them in civilian hands.

The chances of bringing down a plane, especially a large one, with these kinds of weapons (especially smaller ones) almost don't exist. .50 calibers were effective in World War 2 because there were a hell of a lot of them and they were after incremental attrition rather than a guaranteed kill. In my experience, civilians who have these weapons, or want them, vastly over-estimate what they will do. That includes the cops. I know a cop who is completely convinced that .50 BMG rounds will penetrate a tank or knock an APC on its side. I hope he doesn't get to put this to the test.

As for smaller police "special weapons," a full auto AR-15 is awesome at the local shooting range but it is small potatoes by military standards. A lot of these characters might be influenced by World War 2 movies in which hard-bitten infantry routinely shoot down hostile planes with their submachine guns and light support weapons. It happened more than a few times in real life, but the actual odds of bagging a plane before it bagged you were very poor indeed.

110 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:22:59am

re: #104 Obdicut

If you haven't yet, take a gander at the articles on the Finnish school system I linked. They're really interesting. And really depressing how far away from it we are.

The only trouble is that we're not Finnish (or Italian, where I sent my daughter for scuola media). The first effect of vouchers in my town would be to make our re-segregation more complete. When Brown v. was implemented we had an instantaneous crop of church schools and academies, some equipped with furnishings suddenly surplussed from the public system. We are still under federal court review.

111 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:23:09am

re: #109 Shiplord Kirel

Maybe they hired that guy that got arrested for shining his laser at passing planes.

112 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:25:23am

re: #110 Decatur Deb

The only trouble is that we're not Finnish (or Italian, where I sent my daughter for scuola media). The first effect of vouchers in my town would be to make our re-segregation more complete. When Brown v. was implemented we had an instantaneous crop of church schools and academies, some equipped with furnishings suddenly surplussed from the public system. We are still under federal court review.

No, no, not vouchers. Charter different than vouchers. Gah, this is tricky to talk about.

I am in no way supporting vouchers. Vouchers are a terrible, awful, shitty system that have all sorts of bad effects.

By charter schools, I'm just referring to greater autonomy on the part of the schools, not releasing them from their pledge to serve all members of the community, etc.

Really, the Finnish system can't be described using our terms. It's too different.

But yes, the problems we'd face in any system that gave greater autonomy to local schools would be what we've struggled with forever now: religion and racists.

113 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:27:30am

wassup, freek mignons?

114 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:28:11am

Son has left for school

Going back to bed for an hours nap before getting ready for the long quiet drive TO work

115 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:28:25am

re: #112 Obdicut

No, no, not vouchers. Charter different than vouchers. Gah, this is tricky to talk about.

I am in no way supporting vouchers. Vouchers are a terrible, awful, shitty system that have all sorts of bad effects.

By charter schools, I'm just referring to greater autonomy on the part of the schools, not releasing them from their pledge to serve all members of the community, etc.

Really, the Finnish system can't be described using our terms. It's too different.

But yes, the problems we'd face in any system that gave greater autonomy to local schools would be what we've struggled with forever now: religion and racists.

Religion particularly, because any system that relied upon public funds would quickly find itself embroiled in court cases once religion began to play a part. As soon as tax dollars began going into the local parochial school's coffers, there would be lawsuits up the yin-yang.

116 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:28:37am

re: #113 Sergey Romanov

wassup, freek mignons?

I'll have mine medium rare, please

117 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:29:27am

re: #116 sattv4u2

I'll have mine medium rare, please

Do you need a special sauce?

118 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:32:19am

re: #117 Sergey Romanov

Do you need a special sauce?

No

NTTAWWT!!

119 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:34:02am

re: #115 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Yes. Again, to make it clear, I am in no way advocating vouchers or public money going to private schools. At all.

120 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:34:20am

re: #118 sattv4u2

Right choice!

121 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:35:44am

re: #112 Obdicut

Yes, in fact the terms probably aren't even standardized across the country. We have no 'charter' schools, but we do allow 'magnet', as long as they don't turn into black/white camps. We are just getting significant numbers of Spanish-speaking children, and that will only make it more complicated.

122 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:39:35am

re: #112 Obdicut

..snip

By charter schools, I'm just referring to greater autonomy on the part of the schools, not releasing them from their pledge to serve all members of the community, etc.

The Italian schools are highly centralized. They see that as critical in breaking down regionalism in a nation-state that is less than a hundred and fifty years old. Now think of what 'autonomy' can mean in our state that was rebel territory in 1865.

123 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:41:02am

re: #122 Decatur Deb

Yeah, but I think we already are crippled by that same problem.

I'm not advocating autonomy on its own. Only in concert with all the other factors in the Finnish system.

124 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:52:38am

Part of the problem is that the problem is so multifaceted. Even if we give schools greater resources, more autonomy, and smaller class sizes, there are still factors that will simply diminish the end results. Such as little or no parent participation in the education of their children, which has as much to do with our current economic problems as it does with the anti-intellectualism that has taken hold in recent decades. Not to mention our culture's great emphasis on consumerism and "rags to riches" myths that say a high school basketball player can go straight to the NBA and be making millions in his first year.

To be frank, anybody who says there's a "one-size-fits-all" solution is speaking out his arse.

125 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 4:58:57am

re: #124 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Part of the problem is that the problem is so multifaceted. Even if we give schools greater resources, more autonomy, and smaller class sizes, there are still factors that will simply diminish the end results. Such as little or no parent participation in the education of their children, which has as much to do with our current economic problems as it does with the anti-intellectualism that has taken hold in recent decades. Not to mention our culture's great emphasis on consumerism and "rags to riches" myths that say a high school basketball player can go straight to the NBA and be making millions in his first year.

To be frank, anybody who says there's a "one-size-fits-all" solution is speaking out his arse.

Twenty years ago my wife and I accidentally fell in with a nut job who somehow thought we were on the same wavelength. She was running for our local schoolboard under the "Phonics" flag. Before she realized that we were The Enemy, she outlined a cold, coordinated plan to establish the TPGOP in the South. It started with the school boards and was driven by 'expert help' from Florida and Texas. It has colored my perception of all our passionate education reformers since.

126 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:09:44am

Alright. Time to write. 3000 words, here I come.

128 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:16:23am

Morning Lizardim. What's the word of the day on this unseasonably warm Monday?

129 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:21:07am

re: #128 thedopefishlives

Morning Lizardim. What's the word of the day on this unseasonably warm Monday?

I won't be original. "Bird."

130 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:21:37am

re: #129 Sergey Romanov

I won't be original. "Bird."

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

131 freetoken  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:22:00am

re: #128 thedopefishlives

What's the word of the day...?

***

dehiscence
verb [ intrans. ] technical
gape or burst open : what is about to happen to the Tea Party as its atavism ripens and sets seed

132 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:22:42am

BBBbBIrd bird bird bird
bird is the word!
(repeat)

133 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:22:43am

re: #130 thedopefishlives

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

So if I'm not unique like everyone else, does that make me unique?

134 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:23:19am

re: #130 thedopefishlives

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

U-NEAK UP ON HIM!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(gasp, breathe)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

135 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:23:25am

re: #133 Sergey Romanov

So if I'm not unique like everyone else, does that make me unique?

Ugh. It's Monday. Stop making my brain hurt.

136 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:24:33am

re: #135 thedopefishlives

Ugh. It's Monday. Stop making my brain hurt.

BRAAAAAIN!

137 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:24:35am

re: #134 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Stopped in K-mart the other day, didn't see you there tho...

138 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:25:19am

re: #137 Shropshire_Slasher

You won't catch me there much.

139 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:27:36am

re: #138 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I just saw that big ass sign of Sofia in the front, thats all.

140 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:28:22am

re: #136 Sergey Romanov

BRAAAIN!

Great, a zombie lizard. Where's the radar-guided troll missile firing console?

141 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:29:38am

re: #140 thedopefishlives

Great, a zombie lizard. Where's the radar-guided troll missile firing console?

I eated it!

142 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:30:23am

re: #140 thedopefishlives

Great, a zombie lizard. Where's the radar-guided troll missile firing console?

Down for maintenance and upgrades. In the mean time, here's the emergency alternative. *Hands over machete*

143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:30:42am

Three teams in the NFL are 3-0.

The Packers.

The Bills?

The Lions?

Kwazy, kwazy world.

144 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:31:03am

re: #142 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Down for maintenance and upgrades. In the mean time, here's the emergency alternative. *Hands over machete*

*snatches the machete*

145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:31:08am

re: #139 Shropshire_Slasher

Oh, yeah... Mmmm.... Sofia....

146 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:34:24am

re: #142 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Down for maintenance and upgrades. In the mean time, here's the emergency alternative. *Hands over machete*

We're up against a zombie lizard invasion and the best you could do was a machete?! *WHACK!*

147 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:35:43am

Johnny Carson, God rest his soul, used to make a practice of publicly embarrassing people who wrote him hostile but stupid letters. One time back in the early 80s, Carson made a joke about someone needing something or other like "John Derek needs a woman." Derek, of course, was the husband of Bo Derek, an icon at the time thanks to the movie "10."

A few weeks later, he took time during his monologue to read a letter he had received complaining about this. The writer assumed he was referring to John Merrick, the 19th century "elephant man" who had been the subject of another recent movie, and had mispronounced the name. She then delivered a lengthy, self-righteous denunciation of Carson for his insensitivity and cruelty toward the disabled, as well as for not getting the name right. Carson read the writer's actual name and hometown on the air, and responded that, no, he really did mean John Derek as he had said. He went on to sarcastically explain who Derek was and that he was definitely not confusing him with John Merrick.

I enjoyed this because I utterly despise pompous moralists, especially when their desperate need to find fault leads them to abuse the innocent.

Real life Emily Litellas can be very funny too, and they richly deserve the ridicule they receive.

148 Targetpractice  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:36:20am

re: #146 thedopefishlives

We're up against a zombie lizard invasion and the best you could do was a machete?! *WHACK!*

Hey, it's the best we could do. Budget cuts wiped out most of the reserve funds. However, we do have a bill going through the Lizard Congress right now that would allocate additional funds. But we're worried about spending, so we're looking to offset the cost by scrapping the jacuzzi we were looking to install.

149 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:37:39am

Hey, guys. You must be proud of the zombie invasion. That means that it's the famine years at the right-wing blogs.

150 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:39:02am

re: #143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Three teams in the NFL are 3-0.

The Packers.

The Bills?

The Lions?

Kwazy, kwazy world.

Would really be fun if, somehow, the Packers and Lions both go into the Thanksgiving Day game undefeated. Now that would be a game!

151 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:39:16am

re: #148 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Hey, it's the best we could do. Budget cuts wiped out most of the reserve funds. However, we do have a bill going through the Lizard Congress right now that would allocate additional funds. But we're worried about spending, so we're looking to offset the cost by scrapping the jacuzzi we were looking to install.

Sigh. Just take it out of my Zionist check this month.

152 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:40:22am

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was in Sears too, I would love a new grill, had a nice selection, I just don't like parting with my money.

153 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:43:40am

re: #143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Three teams in the NFL are 3-0.

The Packers.

The Bills?

The Lions?

Kwazy, kwazy world.

I had to laugh at the way the Lions slaughtered the Vikings. I mean, they were up 20-0, you'd think that it'd be a relatively simple matter to hold on for the win. But going for it on 4th and 1 when you already have the lead? Ridiculous!

154 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:45:01am

So if we build the ultimate zombie killing machine, and they don't come, can we still use it?!

155 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:45:29am
It has not all been rural bliss. There have been times when as many of 20 people from WikiLeaks stayed at the house. “I’d open a cupboard and another one would fall out,” Mr. Smith said. And then there is the matter of the farm animals. “Julian messed with my pigs,” Mr. Smith said, smiling…
156 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:45:52am

re: #154 Shropshire_Slasher

So if we build the ultimate zombie killing machine, and they don't come, can we still use it?!

Sure, hopefully it'll work well enough on trolls.

157 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:47:11am

re: #156 thedopefishlives

Well its gotta have a name, what can we name it?

158 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:47:47am

re: #129 Sergey Romanov

I won't be original. "Bird."

Boooo!

159 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:49:31am

re: #158 RogueOne

Booo!

Baaah!

160 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:50:12am

Good morning from NYC, where it is a beautiful morning. It has been weirdly warm and humid here over the last week or so, with none of the fall crispness we expect from late September.

The big news here is that tomorrow four subway platforms will begin to have cell service. That will be interesting.

161 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:52:51am

re: #160 garhighway

Any developments re: your computer?

162 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:56:18am

re: #161 Sergey Romanov

Any developments re: your computer?

I am 99% sure that my main problem is an old PC with limited memory.

I want to talk to my IT guy at work and see what he thinks. If I'm right, I am leaning towards the i7 machines, since they seem to be the top of the line.

Is Windows 7 an improvement over what came before? That seems to be what they are selling these days.

163 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:57:44am

re: #162 garhighway

If by what came before you mean Vista, an emphatic Yes ;)

164 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:57:48am

re: #162 garhighway

Is Windows 7 an improvement over what came before? That seems to be what they are selling these days.

Windows 7 is decent enough, for Windows. I would definitely recommend it over XP and Vista. The main issue with Windows 7 is that the design is considerably changed from previous versions of Windows, so it'll take a little getting used to.

165 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 5:58:55am

Our home PC runs XP.

My wife's laptop uses Vista and I hate it.

166 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:00:51am

re: #165 garhighway

XP is good, but not an option because of the device compatibility, mainly.

167 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:03:46am

re: #166 Sergey Romanov

XP is good, but not an option because of the device compatibility, mainly.

I understand that Msoft is going to stop supporting XP one of these days, right?

168 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:05:53am

re: #166 Sergey Romanov

XP is good, but not an option because of the device compatibility, mainly.

Well, that and it's 10 years old now. Not that that's necessarily always an issue, but Microsoft is phasing out support for it and it is a bit vulnerable in the security department. (An unpatched XP box has a projected lifespan of, what, 9 minutes before it gets compromised?)

169 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:12:11am

re: #162 garhighway

Windows 7 is a huge improvement, as far as I'm concerned. Much more stable, for one thing.

You now get to choose if you want 32 bit or 64 bit Windows 7. If you don't rely professionally on any legacy programs, then I'd highly recommend you get 64 bit.

170 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:13:24am

re: #169 Obdicut

Windows 7 is a huge improvement, as far as I'm concerned. Much more stable, for one thing.

You now get to choose if you want 32 bit or 64 bit Windows 7. If you don't rely professionally on any legacy programs, then I'd highly recommend you get 64 bit.

The machines I am looking at all seem to be 64 bit Win 7.

171 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:13:47am

And 3000 words written. Yay. I want to do another 6000 today, but it's a good start for 9:15 AM.

172 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:14:40am

re: #170 garhighway

The machines I am looking at all seem to be 64 bit Win 7.

Really, unless you depend on old, propriety software, you should get 64. One of the advantages of it is that it can handle more than 2 gigs of ram without problem; it's also simply superior in memory execution in general.

Are there any old programs you absolutely have to have?

173 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:16:39am

re: #172 Obdicut

Really, unless you depend on old, propriety software, you should get 64. One of the advantages of it is that it can handle more than 2 gigs of ram without problem; it's also simply superior in memory execution in general.

Are there any old programs you absolutely have to have?

I don't think so. So long as I can still open old photos and documents and spreadsheets, I'll be good.

174 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:20:23am

re: #173 garhighway

I don't think so. So long as I can still open old photos and documents and spreadsheets, I'll be good.

Yep. All MS stuff is backwards compatible with documents. Go 64. And i7 is a good spec; it's what I have. Got 4 megs of ram as well and you'll be flying.

And get the computer from somewhere that won't preload a fuckton of useless software on it. Don't get a dell.

175 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:20:59am

re: #174 Obdicut

4 gigs of RAM, I hope. I don't know of a single modern operating environment that wouldn't gag on 4 megs. ;)

176 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:21:39am

re: #167 garhighway

I understand that Msoft is going to stop supporting XP one of these days, right?

Not until 2014.

177 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:21:49am

re: #175 thedopefishlives

4 gigs of RAM, I hope. I don't know of a single modern operating environment that wouldn't gag on 4 megs. ;)

Hee hee. Yes. Dated myself rather there.

178 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:22:32am

re: #171 Obdicut

You've probably been asked this here, but what is it about?

179 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:27:14am

re: #174 Obdicut

Yep. All MS stuff is backwards compatible with documents. Go 64. And i7 is a good spec; it's what I have. Got 4 megs of ram as well and you'll be flying.

And get the computer from somewhere that won't preload a fuckton of useless software on it. Don't get a dell.

I've been leaning towards Dell or HP, just because I am a name-brand shopper and I know them. Is there someone else I should look at?

180 kirkspencer  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:29:05am

re: #167 garhighway

I understand that Msoft is going to stop supporting XP one of these days, right?

And I will be a sad camper when this happens, as my primary computer uses it.

It will mean I have to break down and buy another copy of Win7, or install Linux again.

181 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:29:49am

re: #176 Sergey Romanov

Not until 2014.

(This sounds a bit weird, when I think about it. Heh. In my childhood I read a Soviet kids' sci-fi book about time travel. It was written in 1950s and the Amazing Future described in the book was ca. 1985 or so.)

182 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:46:56am

Anyone ever mistakenly tried to get in the wrong car in the middle of a parking lot? This officer took it one step further:

Atlanta cop allegedly draws gun, mistakes car for police SUV
[Link: www.ajc.com...]

McCall said he was driving away from the main branch of the U.S. Post Office around 7:30 a.m. Friday when he saw a man running up to him out of the corner of his eye.

“Suddenly, there was a man to my left with a gun pointed at me saying, ‘Get out of my car … that’s my car,’” McCall said.

McCall said he quickly stopped the car and raised his hands “and waited for the sound of a gunshot and the shock of a bullet entering my body.”

The man opened the door and looked inside the car briefly, then holstered his weapon and apologized, McCall said.

“‘Oh … this is not my car,’” McCall said, recounting the officer’s words as the ordeal ended.

Sgt. James Ebb’s white Ford Explorer, embossed with Atlanta Police decals, was parked some 15 feet away from where McCall got into his white Toyota Camry before the incident.

183 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:48:28am

re: #182 RogueOne

Did anything disciplinary happen to the fucker?

184 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:50:59am

re: #177 Obdicut

Hee hee. Yes. Dated myself rather there.

I remember my first laptop - 386sx but I broke the bank and had 16 mb of ram installed. Doubled the price. Ran OS/2 Warp really well though.

185 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:51:27am

re: #182 RogueOne

This reminds me of today's C&H:

Image: imadoctor.png

186 darthstar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:55:36am

re: #183 Sergey Romanov

Did anything disciplinary happen to the fucker?

Really...driving a Camry should be a crime, I agree.

Mornin' everyone.

187 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:55:52am

Ah up with the sunrise... And some music from a good friend and his new band. Elvis Monroe


Bryan Hopkins, Ben Carey, Matt Nelson and Ryan MacMillan

188 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 6:58:50am

re: #183 Sergey Romanov

Did anything disciplinary happen to the fucker?

The story only says that it's "under investigation".

189 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:11:27am

re: #182 RogueOne

Anyone ever mistakenly tried to get in the wrong car in the middle of a parking lot? This officer took it one step further:

Atlanta cop allegedly draws gun, mistakes car for police SUV
[Link: www.ajc.com...]

It's one thing to get in the wrong car that's the same make, model, and color. But mixing up a Ford Explorer (with police stickers on it!) with a Toyota Camry? I know they're both crappy little SUV's, but come on, man.

190 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:11:40am

re: #184 wlewisiii

I remember my first laptop - 386sx but I broke the bank and had 16 mb of ram installed. Doubled the price. Ran OS/2 Warp really well though.

I freaking loved Warp. Some machines at my highschool used to run it back in the day.

192 darthstar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:14:27am

re: #190 wozzablog

I freaking loved Warp. Some machines at my highschool used to run it back in the day.

Warp was good. It supported multi-tasking! IBM just missed the boat...a year earlier, and they could have killed MS DOS and Windows.

193 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:17:52am

Yeah, looking back on Windo$£ 3.1 now, OS/2 was far far better.

194 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:19:22am

re: #193 wozzablog

Yeah, looking back on Windo$£ 3.1 now, OS/2 was far far better.

I never had the Warp experience. I actually managed to find a copy of it a couple of years ago and installed it on a virtual machine, just to try it out. It was definitely interesting.

195 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:20:11am

Good morning lizards!

I hope everyone had a good weekend.

196 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:20:20am

re: #192 darthstar

I was a big fan of Warp, but IBM never could get the backing for that project, and ceded the entire space to MSFT. It was far more stable than MSFT's 3.0/3.1/3.11/NT, and had much more flexibility. In many ways, it was ahead of its time.

197 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:22:40am

re: #78 Obdicut

Where he avoids, just barely, admitting that Public schools have the challenge that they are captive to the kids, that they cannot simply expel kids from the system, that they have to educate all the kids that come to them and don't get to pick and choose.

I would love it if just once a voucher/charter advocate would fucking deal with that in their argument, instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

It's the "800 lb gorilla in the room" and the source of a lot of their hypocrisy. Your post points to a more general problem Stossel and his ilk have regarding "competition". As much as they talk up "competition" and "market forces", blah blah, competition with all comers is the last thing in the world they want. Without a rigged game that weeds out competition for them, they cannot compete.

The very idea of their children potentially being shown up by one of the dhimmi's children in a school causes them deep anxiety.

198 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:24:37am

White-liberal-unhappy with Obama voters=racist.

Black President, Double Standard: Why White Liberals Are Abandoning Obama
[Link: www.thenation.com...]

Still, electoral racism cannot be reduced solely to its most egregious, explicit form. It has proved more enduring and baffling than these results can capture. The 2012 election may be a test of another form of electoral racism: the tendency of white liberals to hold African-American leaders to a higher standard than their white counterparts. If old-fashioned electoral racism is the absolute unwillingness to vote for a black candidate, then liberal electoral racism is the willingness to abandon a black candidate when he is just as competent as his white predecessors.

The relevant comparison here is with the last Democratic president, Bill Clinton. Today many progressives complain that Obama’s healthcare reform was inadequate because it did not include a public option; but Clinton failed to pass any kind of meaningful healthcare reform whatsoever. Others argue that Obama has been slow to push for equal rights for gay Americans; but it was Clinton who established the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy Obama helped repeal. Still others are angry about appalling unemployment rates for black Americans; but while overall unemployment was lower under Clinton, black unemployment was double that of whites during his term, as it is now. And, of course, Clinton supported and signed welfare “reform,” cutting off America’s neediest despite the nation’s economic growth.
.....
The 2012 election is a test of whether Obama will be held to standards never before imposed on an incumbent. If he is, it may be possible to read that result as the triumph of a more subtle form of racism.

199 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:30:53am

re: #198 RogueOne

Obama's biggest problem has been to manage expectations. Whether it's HCR, DADT, or the ME peace process, the bar has been set so high - either by his own Administration or by pundits who thought he was primed to do big things.

Fact is that HCR was a big deal whether you agreed with how it was done or not. He accomplished something there that prior Presidents were unable to do.

Same with DADT and recognizing the contributions of gays and lesbians to the US Armed Forces.

To win in 2012, the Administration has to do a better job of managing expectations and they've started doing that with the way they're promoting the jobs package and recasting the stimulus package. That the official recession figures show that the economy shrank by a far greater percentage than previously believed is highly suggestive that the stimulus did a barely adequate job of keeping things from slipping into an even worse situation. It's a tougher argument to make than the GOP's claims that the stimulus failed so that we shouldn't try that approach again b/c unemployment went well above the WH target figures for the stimulus.

It's going to be an uphill battle, but one that Obama can climb.

200 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:33:16am

000G, are you here?

201 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:35:17am

re: #199 lawhawk

That's the ball game right there.

202 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:37:29am

re: #199 lawhawk

It's the Republicans who still have the work to do.

Across the polls - Obama is down by few points in some polls to "Generic Republican".
However - he beats everyone except Romney in the opinion polls by a landslide, and he still beats Romney, just by a smaller margin.

203 RogueOne  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:39:51am

Paperwork finished. Time to get to work. Enjoy the rest of the day people.

204 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:40:29am

re: #198 RogueOne

The professional complaining class of White Liberals were pissed with Clinton over CAFE standards, Welfare, Heathcare, DADT.

205 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:42:18am

re: #178 Sergey Romanov

You've probably been asked this here, but what is it about?

It's about a guy learning how not to fail, and then learning how to be okay with succeeding.

And sex, Japanese punk rock, and why immigrants are awesome.

206 Feline Fearless Leader  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:42:27am

Good morning Lizardia from "always sunny" Philadelphia.

City is depressed today due to the Eagles losing.

Shopping done yesterday for the week. Meatloaf to be made tomorrow, and also picked up a 10lb pork shoulder that will be converted into slow cooker pulled pork later this week. (All purchases Cat Overlord approved!)

207 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:42:33am

re: #204 wozzablog

The professional complaining class of White Liberals were pissed with Clinton over CAFE standards, Welfare, Heathcare, DADT.

The professional complaining class of white liberals will always be unhappy with Democratic presidents because they never listen to what the candidate actually says on the campaign trail. They project their own utopian fantasies on that person then whine when reality hits.

208 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:43:40am

re: #198 RogueOne

re: #199 lawhawk

Obama's biggest problem has been to manage expectations. Whether it's HCR, DADT, or the ME peace process, the bar has been set so high - either by his own Administration or by pundits who thought he was primed

Some of it is compounded by Bill Maher "I expected a black ninja badass president but instead I got Obama so now I'm 'disappointed'" type of b.s.

I say often: you expected Cotton Comes to Harlem from someone who has always portrayed himself as Virgil Tibbs. Obama can manage certain expectations only so much.

209 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:47:10am

re: #207 Lidane

The professional complaining class of white liberals will always be unhappy with Democratic presidents because they never listen to what the candidate actually says on the campaign trail. They project their own utopian fantasies on that person then whine when reality hits.

True that.
Goes both ways on all sides.
W is getting it from the other side at the moment from the wingnuts.

210 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:48:52am

re: #207 Lidane

The professional complaining class of white liberals will always be unhappy with Democratic presidents because they never listen to what the candidate actually says on the campaign trail. They project their own utopian fantasies on that person then whine when reality hits.

It's really true. And I don't even agree with the premise of the Nation article title, that "white liberals" are "abandoning" the president. The professional left/talking head types, sure, but we could expect that from those corners. I'm not seeing it among the regular joes.

211 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:49:32am

OT for those NYers out there who have a thing for architecture and/or literature:

Where Brooklyn's literary greats lived. Truman Capote, Walt Whitman, Henry Miller, and Isaac Asimov among them.

212 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:50:06am

re: #209 wozzablog

True that.
Goes both ways on all sides.
W is getting it from the other side at the moment from the wingnuts.

Another good point. The Evangelical right, for instance, does something similar with their candidates who make it to high office. Never fails.

213 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:50:56am

re: #208 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

re: #199 lawhawk

Some of it is compounded by Bill Maher "I expected a black ninja badass president" but instead I got Obama so now I'm 'disappointed'" type of b.s.

Pretty much this. Because he's the first POTUS that isn't a white guy, the expectations that were set for him were impossible. The professional complaining class liberals damn near expected Obama to eliminate all racism and all minority resentment just by virtue of the fact that he got elected. They expected sunshine and rainbows 24/7/365, 40 acres and a mule, and for the POTUS to walk on water. Real life doesn't work that way.

He turns out to be human and now they're disappointed. Fuck that.

214 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:54:37am

Gaffe of the week...

From the LA Times:

New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors

"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. I have no problem with that."

FACEPALM

215 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:55:12am

re: #213 Lidane

Pretty much this. Because he's the first POTUS that isn't a white guy, the expectations that were set for him were impossible. The professional complaining class liberals damn near expected Obama to eliminate all racism and all minority resentment just by virtue of the fact that he got elected. They expected sunshine and rainbows 24/7/365, 40 acres and a mule, and for the POTUS to walk on water. Real life doesn't work that way.

He turns out to be human and now they're disappointed. Fuck that.

He's a perfectly reasonable and fairly middle of the road guy on policy as in all things.

That there is so much emotion attached to him is remarkable really.

216 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:55:17am

re: #204 wozzablog

The professional complaining class of White Liberals were pissed with Clinton over CAFE standards, Welfare, Heathcare, DADT.

Well, I was pissed with Clinton (as well as Barney Frank) over DADT because it he had campaigned on ending discrimination against lgb in the military. Instead we got yet another policy where the government was eliminating another career path for an entire group of people, self included.

It doesn't seem that a big deal for those it doesn't affect. But at the time it was a lot more than just a disappointment.

217 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:55:51am

re: #212 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Politics is about the art of compromise. It's not about the crushing of the enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Yet, that's precisely what the right wing/socon/TP is pushing for - an absolutist view where compromise is a dirty word.

218 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:56:21am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

Gaffe of the week...

From the LA Times:

New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors

FACEPALM

Why do reporters have to impose their own interpretation where there should be none?

All we really know is "same tax rate as a ju-, uh, as a janitor ".

219 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:56:22am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

Yeah, that's a pretty blatantly misleading headline. Facepalm indeed.

220 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:56:29am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

That's your gaffe of the week? It's a bit premture, no?

It's not even 10am on Monday. Rick Perry nor Michele Bachmann haven't gotten started yet. Give it until at least Thursday before you decide the worst thing said all week.

221 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:56:56am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

Gaffe of the week...

From the LA Times:

New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors

FACEPALM

0/10. Troll harder.

222 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 7:58:25am

re: #213 Lidane

Yeah, that, and they just don't know any Black people. Not in their personal lives, and not professionally. They should try being Black, walking into an all-white environment the first day of work and seeing just what expectations and absurd demands are thrown at them.

We do it every day, but never on the grandest of grand scales. The Obamas have handled it with a lot of grace, but then they were trained for it, as are all Black professionals.

223 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:00:01am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

Gaffe of the week...

From the LA Times:

New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors

FACEPALM

It doesn't follow the anti-Semitic meme that Jews control all the money, so my interpretation is that he was about to say "junior" something, stopped himself, and said "janitor."

Of course this will not stop all the outrageous outrage.

224 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:00:12am
225 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:02:56am

re: #224 000G

Image: z3d3f.gif

Woah! That made me dizzy.

226 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:03:42am

re: #224 000G

Image: z3d3f.gif

*drool*

227 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:03:54am

re: #224 000G

Image: z3d3f.gif

Drone ready.

228 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:03:55am

re: #223 Alouette

Of course this will not stop all the outrageous outrage.

Obama could find a miraculous way of completely eliminating the deficit, balancing the budget, lowering taxes to almost nil, freeing us from foreign oil dependence, solving every international crisis over a beer, and getting us to full employment and there would still be outrageous outrage over anything he said or did along the way.

229 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:04:52am

re: #223 Alouette

It doesn't follow the anti-Semitic meme that Jews control all the money, so my interpretation is that he was about to say "junior" something, stopped himself, and said "janitor."

Of course this will not stop all the outrageous outrage.

"Junior secretary" or some such.

230 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:05:34am

re: #228 Lidane

Obama could find a miraculous way of completely eliminating the deficit, balancing the budget, lowering taxes to almost nil, freeing us from foreign oil dependence, solving every international crisis over a beer, and getting us to full employment and there would still be outrageous outrage over anything he said or did along the way.

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

231 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:05:41am

re: #229 wozzablog

"Junior secretary" or some such.

Junior janitor.

232 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:05:45am

re: #228 Lidane

Reuters "Obama Walks On Water"
FoxNation "Community organizer can't swim"

233 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:06:18am

re: #231 Sergey Romanov

Junior janitor.

Roger Wilco

234 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:07:12am

re: #229 wozzablog

"Junior secretary" or some such.

Or perhaps just a slip where he meant to say "janitor" and the wrong vowel came out, so he had to back up and try the word again. Hey, we all make mistakes.

235 Renaissance_Man  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:08:08am

re: #217 lawhawk

Politics is about the art of compromise. It's not about the crushing of the enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Yet, that's precisely what the right wing/socon/TP is pushing for - an absolutist view where compromise is a dirty word.

It's because theirs is not a politics of ideas, where they believe in certain principles of government or public policy. It's not even one where they believe in certain concepts or tenets, because so much of what they actually want to do goes against what they say they believe in. The only tenet is that of hating 'the left'. It is the sole raison d'etre of cult politics, and everything is said and done with that in mind.

236 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:09:17am
237 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:09:43am

I hope Charles takes on this new stupidity. Man. This is so stupid I lost a few IQ points myself just being exposed to this story.

238 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:10:05am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

Well...

239 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:10:10am

re: #217 lawhawk

Politics is about the art of compromise. It's not about the crushing of the enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Yet, that's precisely what the right wing/socon/TP is pushing for - an absolutist view where compromise is a dirty word.

Yeah, "compromise" has definitely become a 4-letter word among the Disappointed set. I suspect that's because they've never really been challenged on anything in their own lives, or have never been confronted with true enemies.

Was saying in a downstairs thread last night re: neighbors who harass minority families (the topic was jerks who proseletyze Jewish families), the "come with that to my house and look down a barrel of a gun" thing doesn't work, especially not with a Black family that is being harassed in a hostile white neighborhood.

You have to find a realistic way of dealing with those types. Likewise, Hell Up In Harlem will never work for the Obamas in DC.

240 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:11:22am

re: #236 negativ

Exercise in awkwardness: Rick Perry Dances the Hora Around a Menorah Without a Torah. (Dec 2010)

Try saying that 5 times fast.

241 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:12:51am

re: #240 wozzablog

Try saying that 5 times fast.

Yeah, right. It's like saying Candyman three times?

242 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:14:36am

re: #241 Sergey Romanov

Yeah, right. It's like saying Candyman three times?

I hope not. I don't want to see rick perry appear in the mirror behind me.

unless I'm driving away, that is. ;)

243 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:15:10am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

Um, that author used to work for Laura Bush.

Yes, the author of that piece is definitely a right-wing conservative.

244 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:15:30am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

hehe

245 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:17:59am

Interesting article:

Michael Kazin: "Whatever Happened to the American Left?", The New York Times, 24. September

After years of preparation, welfare-state liberalism had finally become a mainstream faith. In 1939, John L. Lewis, the pugnacious labor leader, declared, “The millions of organized workers banded together in the C.I.O. are the main driving force of the progressive movement of workers, farmers, professional and small business people and of all other liberal elements in the community.” With such forces on his side, the politically adept F.D.R. became a great president.

But the meaning of liberalism gradually changed. The quarter century of growth and low unemployment that followed World War II understandably muted appeals for class justice on the left. Liberals focused on rights for minority groups and women more than addressing continuing inequalities of wealth. Meanwhile, conservatives began to build their own movement based on a loathing of “creeping socialism” and a growing perception that the federal government was oblivious or hostile to the interests and values of middle-class whites.

[…]

If activists on the left want to alter this reality, they will have to figure out how to redefine the old ideal of economic justice for the age of the Internet and relentless geographic mobility. During the last election, many hoped that the organizing around Barack Obama’s presidential campaign would do just that. Yet, since taking office, Mr. Obama has only rarely made an effort to move the public conversation in that direction.

Instead, the left must realize that when progressives achieved success in the past, whether at organizing unions or fighting for equal rights, they seldom bet their future on politicians. They fashioned their own institutions — unions, women’s groups, community and immigrant centers and a witty, anti-authoritarian press — in which they spoke up for themselves and for the interests of wage-earning Americans.

Today, such institutions are either absent or reeling. With unions embattled and on the decline, working people of all races lack a sturdy vehicle to articulate and fight for the vision of a more egalitarian society. Liberal universities, Web sites and non-governmental organizations cater mostly to a professional middle class and are more skillful at promoting social causes like legalizing same-sex marriage and protecting the environment than demanding millions of new jobs that pay a living wage.

A reconnection with ordinary Americans is vital not just to defeating conservatives in 2012 and in elections to come. Without it, the left will remain unable to state clearly and passionately what a better country would look like and what it will take to get there. To paraphrase the labor martyr Joe Hill, the left should stop mourning its recent past and start organizing to change the future.

246 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:18:20am

Are you so brainwashed NJD that you believe that Obama compared a Jew to a janitor? Really? He's a raging anti-Semite that finally, finally let it slip?
I feel for you and your paranoia.

247 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:18:28am

The upside of being 'poor'. by ANDREW MALCOLM

That dude is a wingnut if there ever was one. I also like how he put poor in quotes.

248 bratwurst  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:19:40am

That sound you are hearing is this "story" unraveling.

249 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:20:27am

re: #247 recusancy

The upside of being 'poor'. by ANDREW MALCOLM

That dude is a wingnut if there ever was one. I also like how he put poor in quotes.

OMG THE SO-CALLED POOR DON'T EVEN HAVE TO EAT THEIR OWN EXCREMENTS TO SURVIVE! PURE LIBRUL HYPERBOLE!

250 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:20:36am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

Who cares? I wasn't talking specifically about the LA Times anyhow.

In general, Obama could be a real-life Time Lord or miracle worker and otherwise solve every problem in the world and there would still be outrageous outrage over anything he said or did.

251 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:22:48am

re: #242 iceweasel

I hope not. I don't want to see rick perry appear in the mirror behind me.

unless I'm driving away, that is. ;)

ah, Perry. The GOP leader in the Primaries is going down to the president by 9 in the General on average, which fits neatly with the personal negative ratings he keeps piling on with the wider electorate every time he opens his mouth -11% and growing.

252 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:23:19am

Obama had better re-write any upcoming speech that has any words beginning with J.

253 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:24:22am

re: #243 Obdicut

Um, that author used to work for Laura Bush.

Yes, the author of that piece is definitely a right-wing conservative.

Yup.

254 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:24:36am

re: #246 Stanley Sea

Are you so brainwashed NJD that you believe that Obama compared a Jew to a janitor? Really? He's a raging anti-Semite that finally, finally let it slip?
I feel for you and your paranoia.

Billionaire jewish janitors of the world unite!

255 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:24:38am

re: #234 thedopefishlives

Or perhaps just a slip where he meant to say "janitor" and the wrong vowel came out, so he had to back up and try the word again. Hey, we all make mistakes.

57 states teleprompter plays too much basketball hates the white culture gaffe factory

Image: 5047580101_Lazy20Obama_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

256 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:24:42am

re: #245 000G

Interesting article:

Michael Kazin: "Whatever Happened to the American Left?", The New York Times, 24. September

Good piece. You should page it.

257 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:26:47am

re: #254 wozzablog

Billionaire jewish janitors of the world unite!

Now that's a conspiracy!

258 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:26:49am

re: #256 wlewisiii

Good piece. You should page it.

Heh. It's already paged: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

But I dislike researchok's pages where he makes you go through his own blog first, so I didn't bother at first.

259 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:27:44am

This Ju-Gaffe really tells something about those who believe in it.

260 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:28:21am

re: #257 Sergey Romanov

Now that's a conspiracy!

Janitors do have *all* the keys.....

261 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:28:43am

re: #258 000G

Heh. It's already paged: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

But I dislike researchok's pages where he makes you go through his own blog first, so I didn't bother at first.

Agreed. Poor web etiquette.

262 Feline Fearless Leader  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:29:12am

re: #260 wozzablog

Janitors do have *all* the keys...

And if they ever meet the Gatekeeper then the giant marshmallow man gets out...

263 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:30:19am

re: #259 Sergey Romanov

This Ju-Gaffe really tells something about those who believe in it.

Read the comments on the newspaper blog page. They default to Obama's "black liberation theology"..........and "reverend wright"

264 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:21am

re: #260 wozzablog

Janitors do have *all* the keys...

They read all your notes, go through your lockers, and get all the juicy information. Oh, and the clock is 20 minutes slow. /breakfast club

265 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:32am

000G, do you have an easy access to a library? (University or such).

266 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:41am

re: #259 Sergey Romanov

This Ju-Gaffe really tells something about those who believe in it.

Disseminated just like that by Drudge Report, too.

268 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:44am

re: #246 Stanley Sea

Are you so brainwashed NJD that you believe that Obama compared a Jew to a janitor? Really? He's a raging anti-Semite that finally, finally let it slip?
I feel for you and your paranoia.

No you fucking moron. The article says it's a gaffe, get it?

Definition of GAFFE
1: a social or diplomatic blunder
2: a noticeable mistake

Reading is fundamental!

269 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:54am

re: #265 Sergey Romanov

000G, do you have an easy access to a library? (University or such).

Kind of, why?

270 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:32:59am

re: #263 wozzablog

Well, I'll join with Alouette and note that "ju", being one syllable, tends to get said a lot. It's not a big deal.

271 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:33:35am

re: #268 NJDhockeyfan

But do you think it's a gaffe?

Yes, a right-wing birther dude thinks its a gaffe.

Do you?

272 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:34:19am

re: #268 NJDhockeyfan

No you fucking moron. The article says it's a gaffe, get it?

Reading is fundamental!

LOL at last line. Are you trying to troll yourself now? Is this self parody?

273 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:34:53am

re: #269 000G

Kind of, why?

Do you have an easy way to check if the *second edition* of the book "Neue Studien zu nationalsozialistischen Massentötungen durch Giftgas" is there?

274 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:35:54am

re: #273 Sergey Romanov

Do you have an easy way to check if the *second edition* of the book "Neue Studien zu nationalsozialistischen Massentötungen durch Giftgas" is there?

A) Who is the author?
B) Do you need the book?

275 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:36:46am

re: #271 Obdicut

But do you think it's a gaffe?

Yes, a right-wing birther dude thinks its a gaffe.

Do you?

Do I what?

276 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:37:03am

re: #270 Obdicut

Well, I'll join with Alouette and note that "ju", being one syllable, tends to get said a lot. It's not a big deal.

Completely agreed.

Just pointing out that people are taking it seriously as a validation of their own pre-concieved notions of Obama, his church and general "otheryness".

277 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:37:18am

re: #274 imp_62

A) Who is the author?
B) Do you need the book?

Herausgegeben von Günter Morsch und Bertrand Perz unter Mitarbeit von Astrid Ley

I need specifically the second edition (about which I'm not sure whether it has been printed or not), and not the whole book but a copy of a page.

278 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:37:47am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

A nontroversy if I ever saw one. Ju - could have been trying to say "just a... " janitor.

Seems like whoever did that post was reading into it far more than what was actually said.

279 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:37:52am

re: #273 Sergey Romanov

Are you sure there even is a 2nd edition? Even the DNB doesn't know anything about that. [Link: d-nb.info...]

280 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:38:23am

re: #275 NJDhockeyfan

Do I what?

Reading is fundamental!

281 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:39:06am

re: #277 Sergey Romanov

I need specifically the second edition (about which I'm not sure whether it has been printed or not), and not the whole book but a copy of a page.

When published in Germany, the publisher has to give a copy of the publication to the national library, by law. Since they only have one edition in their catalogue, I assume it's not out yet.

282 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:39:17am

re: #280 Sergey Romanov

Reading is fundamental!

Ha! Beat me to it.

283 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:39:21am

re: #279 000G

Are you sure there even is a 2nd edition? Even the DNB doesn't know anything about that. [Link: d-nb.info...]

I know for certain that there either is or *will* be a second edition (or a second printing with certain changes). That's basically why I'm asking.

284 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:39:35am

re: #277 Sergey Romanov

Herausgegeben von Günter Morsch und Bertrand Perz unter Mitarbeit von Astrid Ley

Is that the authors names or the text of the entire book??

/

285 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:39:48am

re: #281 000G

Thanks! Will check later then.

286 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:40:20am

re: #268 NJDhockeyfan

No you fucking moron.

WTF is wrong with you?

287 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:40:51am

re: #247 recusancy

The upside of being 'poor'. by ANDREW MALCOLM

That dude is a wingnut if there ever was one. I also like how he put poor in quotes.

Are his facts or numbers wrong? Or are you arguing with his conclusion, not sure which or both maybe?

288 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:41:08am

re: #258 000G

Heh. It's already paged: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

But I dislike researchok's pages where he makes you go through his own blog first, so I didn't bother at first.

At least researchok posts here and participates in the forum, unlike aigle who just spam-links CAMERA.

289 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:41:19am

re: #284 sattv4u2

Herausgegeben von Günter Morsch und Bertrand Perz unter Mitarbeit von Astrid Ley

Is that the authors names or the text of the entire book??

/

That's of course, just the top line title, the subtitle lasts three pages.

290 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:41:22am

re: #278 lawhawk

Hmm, isn't "just" pronounced with another vowel sound, or is that some kind of an accent?

291 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:41:37am

Oooh!

292 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:42:16am

re: #289 wozzablog

The full title is Neue Studien zu nationalsozialistischen Massentötungen durch Giftgas. Historische Bedeutung, technische Entwicklung, revisionistische Leugnung.

293 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:42:19am

re: #288 Alouette

At least researchok posts here and participates in the forum, unlike aigle who just spam-links CAMERA.

I spam CAMRA

294 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:42:22am

re: #280 Sergey Romanov

Reading is fundamental!

I can read. The lefties on here are making me laugh like hell over this nontroversy.

ROFLMAO!

295 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:42:28am

re: #288 Alouette

At least researchok posts here and participates in the forum, unlike aigle who just spam-links CAMERA.

It wasn't really a personal jab against researchok as merely the practice of making people go through his blog for the content he baits with.

And I don't even know who aigle is.

296 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:42:52am

re: #277 Sergey Romanov

Herausgegeben von Günter Morsch und Bertrand Perz unter Mitarbeit von Astrid Ley

I need specifically the second edition (about which I'm not sure whether it has been printed or not), and not the whole book but a copy of a page.

[Link: www.worldcat.org...]

297 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:43:08am

re: #287 Rightwingconspirator

Are his facts or numbers wrong? Or are you arguing with his conclusion, not sure which or both maybe?

Conclusion.

298 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:43:13am

re: #292 Sergey Romanov

The full title is Neue Studien zu nationalsozialistischen Massentötungen durch Giftgas. Historische Bedeutung, technische Entwicklung, revisionistische Leugnung.

I think he was making a joke on behalf of the german language, known for not being the most concise on earth.

299 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:43:39am

re: #290 Sergey Romanov

Hmm, isn't "just" pronounced with another vowel sound, or is that some kind of an accent?

I was JUST (no pun intended) going to mention that

Just
Justice
the JU in those sound nothing like the JU in
Juice
June
Same sound as Jew

You have to form your mouth totally different to make those sounds

That said, Icouldcareless!!

300 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:44:26am

re: #214 NJDhockeyfan

Gaffe of the week...

From the LA Times:

New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors

FACEPALM

Facepalm indeed. I listened to the video: he said 'joot.' I suppose you'll spell it 'jewt.' But the point is it wasn't clearly 'jew.'

And the point is you suck up and forward another fucking moronic and pedantic winger meme.

301 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:44:41am

re: #298 000G

I got that, thanks.

302 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:45:46am

re: #296 imp_62

[Link: www.worldcat.org...]

Was just going to suggest WorldCat.

303 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:46:03am

re: #299 sattv4u2

I was JUST (no pun intended) going to mention that

Just
Justice
the JU in those sound nothing like the JU in
Juice
June
Same sound as Jew

You have to form your mouth totally different to make those sounds

That said, Icouldcareless!!

Junior level/sales/secretary/etc...

304 Political Atheist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:46:04am

re: #297 recusancy

Conclusion.

Got it. 4% of the poor going homeless was a scary stat when I read it. Love to see how many of the 42% homeowners are in default. That was surprising to me.

305 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:47:47am

re: #300 BigPapa

Facepalm indeed. I listened to the video: he said 'joot.' I suppose you'll spell it 'jewt.' But the point is it wasn't clearly 'jew.'

And the point is you suck up and forward another fucking moronic and pedantic winger meme.

Soooo, jute-clothes-wearing hermit then.

306 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:47:57am

re: #294 NJDhockeyfan

I can read. The lefties on here are making me laugh like hell over this nontroversy.

ROFLMAO!

fail

307 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:48:08am

re: #302 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Was just going to suggest WorldCat.

WorldCat is very comprehensive but also contains a lot of clutter and junk information, multiple entries, etc.

For information on German publications, one should always check the DNB. Just like you would check the Library of Congress for US ones.

308 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:48:29am

Instadouche on the great outrageous outrage of the day....

WHO’S PROGRAMMING HIS TELEPROMPTER? L.A. Times: New gaffe: Obama confuses Jews with janitors. Video and transcript at the link.

UPDATE: Related: Maxine Waters: Obama would never tell the Jews or the gays to stop complaining.

Posted at 10:59 am by Glenn Reynolds

309 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:49:39am

re: #308 Killgore Trout

Instadouche on the great outrageous outrage of the day...

Groan. This thing is going to go viral fast. Nontroversy is the new "in" thing, apparently.

310 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:50:40am

re: #309 thedopefishlives

Groan. This thing is going to go viral fast. Nontroversy is the new "in" thing, apparently.

It's going to be a great tu quoque tool too for wingers to deflect from their own, real gaffes.

311 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:51:43am

re: #292 Sergey Romanov

The full title is Neue Studien zu nationalsozialistischen Massentötungen durch Giftgas. Historische Bedeutung, technische Entwicklung, revisionistische Leugnung.

[Link: hsozkult.geschichte.hu-berlin.de...]

tada

312 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:52:32am

So one douchebag pseudo-journalist started the lie and a million of douchebag idiots are spreading it. Business as usual.

313 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:53:14am

re: #311 imp_62

[Link: hsozkult.geschichte.hu-berlin.de...]

tada

I'm pretty sure that that is a review of the 1st edition...

314 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:53:26am

re: #311 imp_62

not the actual ebook. just the review. sorry my bad.

315 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:54:17am

re: #307 000G

WorldCat is very comprehensive but also contains a lot of clutter and junk information, multiple entries, etc.

That, it certainly does.

For information on German publications, one should always check the DNB. Just like you would check the Library of Congress for US ones.

Related: I was just reading about this, last week. Interesting.

316 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:56:10am

re: #313 000G

Okay, I wrote to Metropol Verlag.

317 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:56:23am

re: #294 NJDhockeyfan

I can read. The lefties on here are making me laugh like hell over this nontroversy.

ROFLMAO!

ROFLAMO! = passive aggressive

318 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:56:26am

The bad economy is causing problems with another business...drugs.

Cocaine ‘blow’ to economy

Here’s another sign of the stalled economy -- New Yorkers are ditching their coke habits.

Cocaine-related emergency-room admissions, overdoses and requests for rehab have declined since the economy started its 2008 decline, according to data obtained by The Post.

“It is sort of on a slight but steady downward trend,” said Dr. Stephen Ross, director of NYU’s Langone Center of Excellence on Addiction. “I treat patients in private practice. Many cocaine addicts tell me stories they don’t have enough money to buy it anymore.”

319 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:57:04am

re: #275 NJDhockeyfan

When I ask you 'Do you think it's a gaffe', how can you respond "Do I what?"

Do you think it's a gaffe? There is no way to make that a simpler sentence.

320 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:57:41am

re: #318 NJDhockeyfan

The bad economy is causing problems with another business...drugs.

Uncle Rupert Sez...

fixed

321 Lidane  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:57:46am

re: #294 NJDhockeyfan

If you're going to try and be a smartass, at least take a few tips from the pros:

322 Stanghazi  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:57:52am

re: #312 Sergey Romanov

So one douchebag pseudo-journalist started the lie and a million of douchebag idiots are spreading it. Business as usual.

And push back / fact checking makes the RWNJ's lol.

Again, this is all they've got.

323 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:58:18am

re: #316 Sergey Romanov

Okay, I wrote to Metropol Verlag.

Probably the most efficient route.

324 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:58:49am

re: #319 Obdicut

When I ask you 'Do you think it's a gaffe', how can you respond "Do I what?"

Do you think it's a gaffe? There is no way to make that a simpler sentence.

What?

325 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:59:08am

re: #319 Obdicut

When I ask you 'Do you think it's a gaffe', how can you respond "Do I what?"

Do you think it's a gaffe? There is no way to make that a simpler sentence.

Dude, read the article from the LA Times. I don't know for sure because I can't hear it. I am at work.

326 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 8:59:26am

re: #318 NJDhockeyfan

The bad economy is causing problems with another business...

bribes: [Link: www.bbc.co.uk...]

327 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:00:34am

re: #319 Obdicut

When I ask you 'Do you think it's a gaffe', how can you respond "Do I what?"

Do you think it's a gaffe? There is no way to make that a simpler sentence.

Actually, you can

Is it a gaffe

Less words, and only one of them larger than two letters!

328 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:00:47am

re: #325 NJDhockeyfan

Dude, read the article from the LA Times. I don't know for sure because I can't hear it. I am at work.

smgdh...

329 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:01:23am

I know that some here have a problem with the NYTimes, but here's a reason I love it: they run (on their website) a VERY long post about Cervantes, the beginnings of literary fiction, satire, and Colbert. I mean, who does that?

Then you look at the comments, and if there is a polar opposite to WND (or the stalker blog) here it is: multiple pages of people discussing the original post with civility and appreciation.

THAT, my friends, is what the interwebs are good for. And that is why I love the NYT.

330 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:01:43am

re: #325 NJDhockeyfan

Dude, read the article from the LA Times. I don't know for sure because I can't hear it. I am at work.

That's pathetic, dude. Just pathetic.

I don't mind if you want to take shots at Obama. There's plenty to take. Plenty of room for legitimate criticism.

But when you passively aggressively post this 'gaffe', claiming it's not from a totally biased right-wing source, and then shy away from giving your opinion on it-- how wussy can you get?

It's really sad. And frankly, as a Jew, it gets goddamn creepy when non-Jews get really into these outrages on our 'behalf'. We can stick up for ourselves, dude, and if Alouette and I both don't think something is actually a gaffe regarding Jews, maybe you ought to take a clue from that.

331 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:03:06am

re: #325 NJDhockeyfan

Derp

332 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:03:32am

re: #324 Sergey Romanov

Hahaha. Most creative use of wingnut code yet.

333 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:05:26am

re: #324 Sergey Romanov

Sergey, probably the most concise comment on NJD yet.

334 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:07:03am

re: #333 BigPapa

Sergey, probably the most concise comment on NJD yet.

331 was pretty good.

335 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:07:48am

re: #330 Obdicut

It's really sad. And frankly, as a Jew, it gets goddamn creepy when non-Jews get really into these outrageous on our 'behalf'. We can stick up for ourselves, dude, and if Alouette and I both don't think something is actually a gaffe regarding Jews, maybe you ought to take a clue from that.

Or, when someone of the majority uses one minority as a stick to beat another.

What's weird is, they act like people never seen this behavior before.

336 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:07:51am

re: #325 NJDhockeyfan

Dude, read the article from the LA Times. I don't know for sure because I can't hear it. I am at work.

I have a headset. I listened to the alleged gaffe. He started to say something that sounded like "Junior. (Junior executive? Junior secretary? Junior burger flipper?) It could not have been "Jew" because the context would not fit the usual meme.

337 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:09:18am

re: #336 Alouette

I have a headset. I listened to the alleged gaffe. He started to say something that sounded like "Junior. (Junior executive? Junior secretary? Junior burger flipper?) It could not have been "Jew" because the context would not fit the usual meme.

Like the President is going to stand in front of a crowd and say "Jew" anything. Even Nixon waited to be in the supposed privacy of the oval office before ranting.

338 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:09:31am

re: #268 NJDhockeyfan

No you fucking moron. The article says it's a gaffe, get it?

Reading is fundamental!

Not reading is fundamentalist.

339 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:10:22am

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense that he glanced at his notes or teleprompter and started to say "junior" because it looks similar to "janitor"

340 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:11:59am

re: #339 Alouette

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense that he glanced at his notes or teleprompter and started to say "junior" because it looks similar to "janitor"

He went to Harvard. I don't expect him to read well (*Cornell sneer*)
/

341 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:12:03am

re: #339 Alouette

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense that he glanced at his notes or teleprompter and started to say "junior" because it looks similar to "janitor"

I once knew a janitor that looked similar to Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa

does that count??

342 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:12:29am

re: #308 Killgore Trout

Instadouche on the great outrageous outrage of the day...

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

343 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:14:04am

"I don't really like ju-- coffee."

"ANTISEMITE!"

344 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:14:13am

re: #338 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Not reading is fundamentalist.

This thread is now over.

345 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:15:59am

re: #330 Obdicut

It's really sad. And frankly, as a Jew, it gets goddamn creepy when non-Jews get really into these outrages on our 'behalf'. We can stick up for ourselves, dude, and if Alouette and I both don't think something is actually a gaffe regarding Jews, maybe you ought to take a clue from that.

Especially people who post about every little freakin incident occurring in Israel? Because I've wondered if NJD is Israeli or Jewish since he seems to be the most prolific 'Today in Israel' poster.

Not saying it's wrong to post about events there, but at times I'm thinking 'WTF? Every little thing?'

346 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:16:37am

re: #344 thedopefishlives

This thread is now over.

It was over before it began. Which raises interesting questions of the timeline, continuity, warp drive, and the Daleks.

347 Renaissance_Man  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:16:44am

re: #325 NJDhockeyfan

Dude, read the article from the LA Times. I don't know for sure because I can't hear it. I am at work.

I read the article, but I couldn't find 'NJDHockeyfan thinks this is a gaffe' or 'NJDHockeyfan doesn't really think this is a gaffe' anywhere in it.

348 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:17:12am

re: #343 Obdicut

And we know who else loved juice!

349 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:17:35am

So the Republican opinion elite are so fed up with the current crop of candidates they want Christie to bail them out.

But these early fall romances burn out rather quickly, so I think we all ought to look past Christie to predict who the GOP elite will turn to next.

My guesses, in no particular order, are:

Rudy Giuliani (provided he agrees to wear men's clothes only and renounce all of his NY liberal views)
George Pataki (post-personality transplant)
Peyton Manning (he has time on his hands)
Carrottop
Whoever is playing the Fred Thompson role on Law and Order
David Mamet (Imagine the speeches! Imagine if he went all Glengarry Glenross on us!)
Geraldo Rivera (Proposed slogan: As good looking as Perry and just slightly less crazy! And he already works for Fox, so he's already been paid for!)

I'm sure I've missed some good ones, so please chime in.

350 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:18:22am

re: #346 imp_62
oooh oooh Dahlleks!!!
EXTERMINATE!

351 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:18:47am

re: #346 imp_62

It was over before it began. Which raises interesting questions of the timeline, continuity, warp drive, and the Daleks.

Not to worry. Obama the Jew-hating Time Lord will sort it all out for us.

352 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:19:02am

re: #349 garhighway

Curt Schilling: See Manning, Peyton. Also might carry Massachusetts.

353 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:19:41am

re: #349 garhighway

The Dog?

354 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:19:47am

First rotating title today: "Someone put him there". I wondered what that referred to. Second rotating title today: "When you see a turtle on a fence post, what’s the one thing you know?" I love it when I get answers right away.

355 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:19:48am

re: #345 BigPapa

Surely you can't be serious about that? /
Here, I thought I was the most prolific poster re: Israel events.

/ I am, but don't call me Shirley.

356 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:20:13am

re: #352 iossarian

Curt Schilling: See Manning, Peyton. Also might carry Massachusetts.

He can wave the bloody sock during his stump speech. (That came out wrong, I think.)

357 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:20:30am

re: #351 thedopefishlives

Not to worry. Obama the Jew-hating Time Lord will sort it all out for us.

Although, if he doesn't by tomorrow morning, I am going to be Disappointed, and will promptly register my complaint at Firedog Lake by end of business.

358 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:21:04am

re: #357 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Although, if he doesn't by tomorrow morning, I am going to be Disappointed, and will promptly register my complaint at Firedog Lake by end of business.

FIREBAGGER!!!
/

359 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:22:09am

re: #357 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Although, if he doesn't by tomorrow morning, I am going to be Disappointed, and will promptly register my complaint at Firedog Lake by end of business.

Whereupon you can promptly expect it to be taken up as, "Minorities Hate Obama Too."

360 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:22:28am

Stupid question: if there is a second printing of a scholarly book and it contains changes, is ISBN the same?

361 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:22:56am

re: #357 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Although, if he doesn't by tomorrow morning, I am going to be Disappointed, and will promptly register my complaint at Firedog Lake by end of business.

Image: snap.jpg

362 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:23:13am

re: #360 Sergey Romanov

Stupid question: if there is a second printing of a scholarly book and it contains changes, is ISBN the same?

Nope. ISBN changes for each edition

363 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:23:42am

re: #351 thedopefishlives

He can't be a Time Lord, since he's from Gallifrey, and therefore not an eligible citizen.

I KNEW IT. He's an illegal alien after all!

364 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:24:46am

re: #352 iossarian

Curt Schilling: See Manning, Peyton. Also might carry Massachusetts.

I think he's actually interested. Just so long as he doesn't screw up Multiman Publishing in the process, it might be interesting to see. Certainly can't be much worse than the train wrecks already running.

365 Killgore Trout  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:24:54am

re: #349 garhighway

I'm sure I've missed some good ones, so please chime in.

I think they'll pin their hopes on Cain for a while. It won't last long because he's even more unelectable than Bachmann but it will take them a while to figure that out.

366 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:25:00am

re: #363 lawhawk

Y'all need to stop making me laugh so hard. I'm supposed to be working.

367 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:25:13am

Hmmm... some OT stuff.
a) My daughter just called from college. She got a 96 on her Financial Accounting test, much to her surprise. She was considering dropping the course. (Yay, her!)
b) The big case I am consulting on has been featured in the Financial Times today and yesterday. Kind of cool.

368 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:26:12am

re: #351 thedopefishlives

Not to worry. Obama the Jew-hating Time Lord will sort it all out for us.

This comment wins the thread.

369 Varek Raith  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:26:30am

re: #367 imp_62

Hmmm... some OT stuff.
a) My daughter just called form college. She got a 96 on her Financial Accounting test, much to her surprise. She was considering dropping the course. (Yay, her!)
b) The big case I am consulting on has been featured in the Financial Times today and yesterday. Kind of cool.

Oh, yeah???
I tied my shoes all by myself!
/:P

Congrats.
:)

370 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:27:17am

re: #369 Varek Raith

Finally gave up the velcro yay!

371 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:27:21am

re: #223 Alouette

It doesn't follow the anti-Semitic meme that Jews control all the money, so my interpretation is that he was about to say "junior" something, stopped himself, and said "janitor."

Of course this will not stop all the outrageous outrage.

This WOULD explain why the last time I saw the president, he acted all apologetic and said his younger daughter had knocked over her juice while listening to his speech.

372 darthstar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:27:36am

re: #365 Killgore Trout

I think they'll pin their hopes on Cain for a while. It won't last long because he's even more unelectable than Bachmann but it will take them a while to figure that out.

Notice the Florida straw poll results are being pretty much ignored right now. Ron Paul probably called Cain up after he won and got no interviews for it to say, "Don't worry, you'll get used to it."

373 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:27:51am

re: #368 iceweasel

This comment wins the thread.

I aim to please.

Morning, {ice}. Hope all is well across the pond.

374 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:27:55am

re: #229 wozzablog

"Junior secretary" or some such.

Which might have been the earlier item in the speech.

375 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:28:11am

re: #369 Varek Raith

Oh, yeah???
I tied my shoes all by myself!
/:P

Congrats.
:)

I wear loafers to avoid embarrassment. I last tied my sneakers about 6 months ago - I wriggle in and out of them. Clearly, my wife is the brains of this outfit.

Thanks for the "congrats".

376 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:28:51am

re: #359 thedopefishlives

Whereupon you can promptly expect it to be taken up as, "Minorities Hate Obama Too."

Hey, if I market myself right, I can hit the race/poverty voyeurism circuit with Chris Hedges, in the Willing Black Bats to Beat Obama With slot.

Oh wait... slot's already been taken.

Ah well, I'm sure I can land somewhere else. I've no doubt, really. //

377 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:28:57am

re: #371 SanFranciscoZionist

This WOULD explain why the last time I saw the president, he acted all apologetic and said his younger daughter had knocked over her juice while listening to his speech.

President Obama gives Jews to his children as pets!

378 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:29:17am

re: #373 thedopefishlives

I aim to please.

Morning, {ice}. Hope all is well across the pond.

Spiffy! How are you, {fishie}?

379 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:30:14am

re: #378 iceweasel

Spiffy! How are you, {fishie}?

Ugh. get a room.
BTW how is Jimmeh?

380 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:30:28am

re: #378 iceweasel

Spiffy! How are you, {fishie}?

Doing quite well. Had a great visit with my parents who came up from fish country for the weekend. They needed their monthly fishling-fix, which I was more than willing to oblige.

381 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:31:06am

re: #230 NJDhockeyfan

I wouldn't consider the LA Times close to being a conservative right-wing paper.

The LA times may not be, but Andrew Malcolm, who wrote that piece, comes with iron-clad conservative credentials, IIRC.

382 BARACK THE VOTE  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:31:09am

re: #379 imp_62

Ugh. get a room.
BTW how is Jimmeh?

He's great, Why are you cranky?

383 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:32:00am

Drudge with story race baiting article of the day:
[Link: www.courant.com...]

384 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:32:46am

re: #246 Stanley Sea

Are you so brainwashed NJD that you believe that Obama compared a Jew to a janitor? Really? He's a raging anti-Semite that finally, finally let it slip?
I feel for you and your paranoia.

It doesn't fit the meme. Even if we assume that Obama subscribes to the meme, and that he is itching to get it out, calling Jews janitors doesn't fit the meme.

385 Gepetto  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:33:20am

re: #244 recusancy

hehe

well, at least they suppressed the Khalidi tape.

386 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:33:29am

re: #382 iceweasel

He's great, Why are you cranky?

:) I am not - just banter!

387 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:33:57am

re: #365 Killgore Trout

I think they'll pin their hopes on Cain for a while. It won't last long because he's even more unelectable than Bachmann but it will take them a while to figure that out.

Isn't Cain the guy who wouldn't sign any bills that are longer than 2 pages?

I can't wait until he gets asked whether that means he wouldn't have signed the 64 CRA. Or the Clean Air Act. Or the Bush tax cuts.

388 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:33:59am

re: #355 lawhawk

Surely you can't be serious about that? /
Here, I thought I was the most prolific poster re: Israel events.

/ I am, but don't call me Shirley.

You're not, at least that's not my perspective. Again, nothing wrong with that, I and many others are have interest in the subject.

The point is NJD posts about Israel to the point of distraction. I don't think you and NJD post about Israel for the same reasons.

389 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:34:55am

re: #369 Varek Raith

Oh, yeah???
I tied my shoes all by myself!
/:P

Congrats.
:)

Yeah ,, but you tied them to EACH OTHER!!

Enjoy your trip!

390 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:34:56am

re: #268 NJDhockeyfan

No you fucking moron. The article says it's a gaffe, get it?

Reading is fundamental!

The assumption is that the 'gaffe' was something bigger and more significant than starting to say the word wrong and correcting himself. Something a whole column's-worth big.

391 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:35:01am

re: #376 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Hey, if I market myself right, I can hit the race/poverty voyeurism circuit with Chris Hedges, in the Willing Black Bats to Beat Obama With slot.

Oh wait... slot's already been taken.

Ah well, I'm sure I can land somewhere else. I've no doubt, really. //

He was good in The Matrix. He should go back to his acting career.

/

392 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:35:45am

re: #278 lawhawk

A nontroversy if I ever saw one. Ju - could have been trying to say "just a... " janitor.

Seems like whoever did that post was reading into it far more than what was actually said.

Rather like those who attempt to read Michelle Obama's sinister lips.

393 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:35:49am

re: #388 BigPapa

The point is NJD posts about Israel to the point of distraction

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over his posts!

394 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:36:51am

re: #263 wozzablog

Read the comments on the newspaper blog page. They default to Obama's "black liberation theology"...and "reverend wright"

I was very tickled back in 2008 when all these white conservatives suddenly became instant experts on "black liberation theology", which has been around since the 60s.

They are so cliché, they seem to think that old cliché "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" should be a personal motto.

I mean, I suppose I can understand wanting to be thought of as "dangerous", or whatever. But, really.

395 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:37:41am

Just visited with a customer who ordered a lovely kitchen from me.

She had me come down because a few things were not right.

Everything was perfect. One of the things she did was lied to me about something over the phone. She... uh... made me drive almost four hours to look at something that was CLEARLY A LIE THE MOMENT THAT I SAW IT!

I am ... well... disinclined to help at this juncture.

whatinthehellisthematterwithpeople?

396 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:38:03am

re: #393 sattv4u2

The point is NJD posts about Israel to the point of distraction

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over his posts!

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over Big Papa's post!

397 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:38:24am

re: #388 BigPapa

You're not, at least that's not my perspective. Again, nothing wrong with that, I and many others are have interest in the subject.

The point is NJD posts about Israel to the point of distraction. I don't think you and NJD post about Israel for the same reasons.

Of NJD's last 20 pages, 45% were about Israel, or the Middle East. 55% were unrelated to issues of the ME or Israel. Is 45% the "point of distraction"?

You seem to have an agenda.

398 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:38:50am

re: #395 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just visited with a customer who ordered a lovely kitchen from me.

She had me come down because a few things were not right.

Everything was perfect. One of the things she did was lied to me about something over the phone. She... uh... made me drive almost four hours to look at something that was CLEARLY A LIE THE MOMENT THAT I SAW IT!

I am ... well... disinclined to help at this juncture.

whatinthehellisthematterwithpeople?

What was the lie? WAS IT THE CAKE?

399 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:38:54am

re: #294 NJDhockeyfan

I can read. The lefties on here are making me laugh like hell over this nontroversy.

ROFLMAO!

I'm glad you find it amusing. Things being like they are, I'm going to get every nut in the free world on Facebook screaming that as a Jew, I should hate Obama for confusing me with a janitor, and thereby implicitly calling for the destruction of the state of Israel (where I think they have more Jewish janitors than most places).

I'm getting too old for this shit.

400 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:39:10am

re: #396 iossarian

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over Big Papa's post!

And you could opt to, I dunno, to opt.

401 Flounder  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:39:36am

Sux to get old:
[Link: www.nypost.com...]

402 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:39:47am

re: #300 BigPapa

Facepalm indeed. I listened to the video: he said 'joot.' I suppose you'll spell it 'jewt.' But the point is it wasn't clearly 'jew.'

And the point is you suck up and forward another fucking moronic and pedantic winger meme.

A jewt is what happens when a witch turns a Jew into a newt, and he doesn't get better.

Or what would happen if Gingrich converted.

403 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:41:12am

re: #391 wrenchwench

He was good in The Matrix. He should go back to his acting career.

/

Lol well, I used to know Cornel West. Not well, but well enough to say with certainty: he was not acting in The Matrix. He is really like that.

404 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:41:34am

You know which former president NJD hates?

Ju- , I mean, Jimmy Carter.

405 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:41:57am

re: #395 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just visited with a customer who ordered a lovely kitchen from me.

She had me come down because a few things were not right.

Everything was perfect. One of the things she did was lied to me about something over the phone. She... uh... made me drive almost four hours to look at something that was CLEARLY A LIE THE MOMENT THAT I SAW IT!

I am ... well... disinclined to help at this juncture.

whatinthehellisthematterwithpeople?

She liked your company, you big galoot, you.

406 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:42:12am

re: #393 sattv4u2

The point is NJD posts about Israel to the point of distraction

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over his posts!

You could opt to skip over mine too.

407 Gepetto  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:42:13am

re: #303 recusancy

Junior level/sales/secretary/etc...

yup, my guess would be junior-something. Verbal miscues and gaffes are funny, but not worthy of too much attention.

408 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:42:54am

re: #396 iossarian

You could opt to,, oh ,, I dunno,,, skip over Big Papa's post!

Obviously, I didn't want too

Nor did I complain about it

409 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:43:04am

Another Unhatched One just checked his password.

caltory

Registered since: Oct 7, 2007 at 2:20 pm
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of Pages posted: 0

410 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:43:20am

re: #406 BigPapa

You could opt to skip over mine too.

see 408

411 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:43:45am

re: #399 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm glad you find it amusing. Things being like they are, I'm going to get every nut in the free world on Facebook screaming that as a Jew, I should hate Obama for confusing me with a janitor, and thereby implicitly calling for the destruction of the state of Israel (where I think they have more Jewish janitors than most places).

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Really, you're just angry because "teacher" and "janitor" are converging, and have been for years... ;]
How is the conversion to marriage counselor progressing? OK, I hope?

412 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:44:26am

I think Alouette had it right - "Janitor" looks like "Junior" on the page.

When reading, we only look at the start and end of words, and get clues from context and also some of the letters in the middle of the words.

Wihch is wjy thos is reaaable.

413 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:44:38am

re: #395 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just visited with a customer who ordered a lovely kitchen from me.

She had me come down because a few things were not right.

Everything was perfect. One of the things she did was lied to me about something over the phone. She... uh... made me drive almost four hours to look at something that was CLEARLY A LIE THE MOMENT THAT I SAW IT!

I am ... well... disinclined to help at this juncture.

whatinthehellisthematterwithpeople?

Question is,,, DID HER CHECK CLEAR!?!?

414 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:46:07am

re: #398 Alouette

There was no cake. Cake would have made it better.

Said that her fridge interfered with the opening of the dishwasher. Plenty of clearance. She really wants her kitchen extended using a few fillers. Not a problem, but her granite has already been cut and installed.

Not that easy, but we could certainly make that happen for... oh... fifteen hundred bucks or so.

415 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:46:08am

re: #412 iossarian

I think Alouette had it right - "Janitor" looks like "Junior" on the page.

When reading, we only look at the start and end of words, and get clues from context and also some of the letters in the middle of the words.

Wihch is wjy thos is reaaable.

That's a bingo!

416 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:46:17am

re: #345 BigPapa

Especially people who post about every little freakin incident occurring in Israel? Because I've wondered if NJD is Israeli or Jewish since he seems to be the most prolific 'Today in Israel' poster.

Not saying it's wrong to post about events there, but at times I'm thinking 'WTF? Every little thing?'

A decent number of the pro-Israel activists here in the Bay Area aren't Jewish or Israel.

Some folks have an interest.

417 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:46:41am

re: #407 Gepetto

yup, my guess would be junior-something. Verbal miscues and gaffes are funny, but not worthy of too much attention.

Oh, I don't know that this can ever receive too much attention:

418 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:46:46am

re: #399 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm glad you find it amusing. Things being like they are, I'm going to get every nut in the free world on Facebook screaming that as a Jew, I should hate Obama for confusing me with a janitor, and thereby implicitly calling for the destruction of the state of Israel (where I think they have more Jewish janitors than most places).

I'm getting too old for this shit.

I know what you mean. My fb friends happen not to be like this, but there are some people trying to convince me how Obama is overidentified with "his white side" and pleasing Rich Republican Massa e_e

Overwhelmingly, they are white, themselves. Cousins of the people shrieking "Democrat Plantation" at us, I guess.

419 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:47:12am

re: #413 sattv4u2

Oh, yeah...

420 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:47:12am

Folks, a request, and a suggestion. I don't agree with NJD's interpretation of BHO's performance. I think the LA Times has suffered a stunning decline in journalistic integrity and value.

Now: NJD has never trolled, had posted thoughtfully, commented appropriately, generally seems to be as even tempered as most, and more so than some (notably, me). We disagree with him. No reason to paint the guy into a corner, put him on the defensive, and give him the troll-hammer treatment.

Can we move on?

421 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:47:53am

re: #419 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, yeah...

:),, then let a smile be your umbrella

(but if you do, expect to get wet)

422 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:48:19am

re: #403 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Lol well, I used to know Cornel West. Not well, but well enough to say with certainty: he was not acting in The Matrix. He is really like that.

I worked for four of the weirdest months of my life for Michael Lerner, who considers Cornel West to be the black him. (He considers that a high compliment, too.)

423 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:48:20am

re: #420 imp_62

this

TWICE

424 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:48:45am

re: #397 imp_62

Of NJD's last 20 pages, 45% were about Israel, or the Middle East. 55% were unrelated to issues of the ME or Israel. Is 45% the "point of distraction"?

You seem to have an agenda.

My agenda, if you call it that, is merely to make a point. The issue is not posting about Israel, or necessarily how much. Adding to/elaborating on another person's post in this thread, it appears to me NJD posts about Israel in a distracting manner. As if, there's another agenda there.

That's the depth of my agenda.

425 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:48:47am

re: #412 iossarian

Who do you think you are? Noam Chomsky? /

re: #415 Sergey Romanov

Who do you think you are? Col. Hans Landa? /

426 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:48:55am

re: #414 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There was no cake. Cake would have made it better.

Said that her fridge interfered with the opening of the dishwasher. Plenty of clearance. She really wants her kitchen extended using a few fillers. Not a problem, but her granite has already been cut and installed.

Not that easy, but we could certainly make that happen for... oh... fifteen hundred bucks or so.

Nah, brother. She wants you to pull a Big Jim Slade on her!

427 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:49:03am

re: #420 imp_62

NJD has never trolled

Not sure if serious.

428 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:49:17am

re: #414 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not that easy, but we could certainly make that happen for... oh... fifteen hundred bucks or so.

If you promise to visit afterwards to check the work, she'd probably go for it.

429 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:50:51am

re: #422 SanFranciscoZionist

I worked for four of the weirdest months of my life for Michael Lerner, who considers Cornel West to be the black him. (He considers that a high compliment, too.)

I remember that collaboration between them. CW has done some interesting things, but he's gone off the rails in recent years.

Celebrity Leftists...sigh.

430 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:50:52am

re: #408 sattv4u2

Obviously, I didn't want too

Nor did I complain about it

You're non-complaint suggestion has been duly noted.

431 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:51:10am

re: #395 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Flip side of something we've discussed in the past about my trials and tribulations of finding a contractor. Some folks think that if they're buying services they get the contractor over a barrel over trivial or minor issues to force the contractor to make concessions that are objectively unreasonable.

432 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:51:12am

re: #411 imp_62

Really, you're just angry because "teacher" and "janitor" are converging, and have been for years... ;]
How is the conversion to marriage counselor progressing? OK, I hope?

I love my classes. Figuring out how to get to the end of the course and get licensed is going to be one hell of a financial juggling act, and I didn't exactly start flush.

433 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:52:09am

re: #430 BigPapa

You're non-complaint suggestion has been duly noted.

Please be aware that acknowledgement of suggestions does not imply either approval or disapproval of said suggestions. Have a nice day!

434 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:53:16am

re: #420 imp_62

Folks, a request, and a suggestion.....
Can we move on?

I disagree. This trollfuffle was pretty trolly and not up to the standards of this community.

435 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:53:32am

re: #427 iossarian

Not sure if serious.

Totally serious. Trolling is not something that suddenly happens to an established poster in one thread. He could be off his game, upset, tired, broke, whatever. One (or even two or three) bad thread in 5 years and 17,000 Karma buys the guy some slack. IMHO.

436 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:53:41am

re: #427 iossarian

Not sure if serious.

Baiting, or posting annoying things, is not the same as trolling. NJ sticks around to discuss his whacked-out links with us, and participates in the life of the forum. A troll does not.

437 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:54:07am

re: #420 imp_62

Aww, but Daddy, I just got the troll barbecue warmed up. *whine whimper pout complain*

438 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:54:55am

re: #429 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

I remember that collaboration between them. CW has done some interesting things, but he's gone off the rails in recent years.

Celebrity Leftists...sigh.

Lerner's been off the rails pretty much forever. I feel for the man, but...

439 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:55:47am

re: #431 lawhawk

Flip side of something we've discussed in the past about my trials and tribulations of finding a contractor. Some folks think that if they're buying services they get the contractor over a barrel over trivial or minor issues to force the contractor to make concessions that are objectively unreasonable.

I wish all my clients thought the same thing, I would (heart) you and your project.

440 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:56:21am

re: #437 thedopefishlives

Aww, but Daddy, I just got the troll barbecue warmed up. *whine whimper pout complain*

Buck will be here soon lol. Be patient and bring Daddy a bourbon.

441 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:56:31am

re: #436 SanFranciscoZionist

Baiting, or posting annoying things, is not the same as trolling.

Agree to disagree. The whole "deflect to Jane Fonda" shtick is, IMHO, classic trolling, but we are heading into the definitional weeds here.

If you're going to post obvious "Obama is evil because he folded his napkin the same way as Kruschev used to" bullshit, you deserve to take your lumps.

442 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:56:34am

re: #420 imp_62

Folks, a request, and a suggestion. I don't agree with NJD's interpretation of BHO's performance. I think the LA Times has suffered a stunning decline in journalistic integrity and value.

Now: NJD has never trolled, had posted thoughtfully, commented appropriately, generally seems to be as even tempered as most, and more so than some (notably, me). We disagree with him. No reason to paint the guy into a corner, put him on the defensive, and give him the troll-hammer treatment.

Can we move on?

He trolls. He's been banned before.

443 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:56:48am

re: #432 SanFranciscoZionist

I love my classes. Figuring out how to get to the end of the course and get licensed is going to be one hell of a financial juggling act, and I didn't exactly start flush.

re: #435 imp_62

17,000 Karma buys the guy some slack.

If only you could cash out your Karma!

Karma: 125,629

444 Gepetto  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:58:24am

re: #417 iossarian

Oh, I don't know that this can ever receive too much attention:

[Video]

whatever gets you going, I guess.

445 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:58:33am

re: #431 lawhawk

Flip side of something we've discussed in the past about my trials and tribulations of finding a contractor. Some folks think that if they're buying services they get the contractor over a barrel over trivial or minor issues to force the contractor to make concessions that are objectively unreasonable.

I remember the Tracey Kidder book "House" (great book and author), where the contractors were sore at the customer for a long time over negotiating down their price. They felt it meant that he thoughts they were untrustworthy.

446 Feline Fearless Leader  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:58:37am

re: #346 imp_62

It was over before it began. Which raises interesting questions of the timeline, continuity, warp drive, and the Daleks.

You do realize that the Daleks were behind the ADA don't you?

//

447 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:58:40am

re: #442 recusancy

He trolls. He's been banned before.

Doesn't mean much. 000G was banned once, as probably were others.

448 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:59:04am

re: #442 recusancy

He trolls. He's been banned before.

Walter Newton got a time out. NJD has had a time out. Time out does not equal ban. Hell, I've been docked Karma for Godwinning a thread and getting into a pissing match with Obdicut. Trolling is not the same as what has been in this thread.

449 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:59:09am

re: #440 imp_62

Buck will be here soon lol. Be patient ad bring Daddy a bourbon.

Sorry, the bottle's empty.

450 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 9:59:47am

re: #446 oaktree

You do realize that the Daleks were behind the ADA don't you?

//

I have always wondered why a highly advanced race of cyber-beings choses to look like inverted trash cans.

451 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:00:57am

re: #441 iossarian

Agree to disagree. The whole "deflect to Jane Fonda" shtick is, IMHO, classic trolling, but we are heading into the definitional weeds here.

If you're going to post obvious "Obama is evil because he folded his napkin the same way as Kruschev used to" bullshit, you deserve to take your lumps.

Oh, go ahead and lump--you'll notice I was piling on for a bit up above. But someone who is a regular, who will interact with people personally, and give opinions and comments on things that aren't his personal areas of interest, isn't a troll, by me. They may be aggravating as hell at times, if I disagree with them, but not trolls. But we are getting into the semantic debate.

Anyway: by me RWMofo is a troll. Buck has trollish characteristics, despite his enormous politeness. NJDhockeyfan is a lizard in good standing who periodically feels the need to stomp on Jane Fonda, much to most of our bafflements.

By me these are very serious distinctions. YMMV.

452 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:01:10am

re: #442 recusancy

He trolls. He's been banned before.

Haven't we all, really?

453 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:01:15am

re: #448 imp_62

Trolling is not the same as what has been in this thread.

Actually, there is a good point here. A troll is looking solely to get a rise out of people. NJD posts from genuine conviction. Right, wrong, or otherwise, that's the sort of thing we encourage here.

454 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:03:25am

re: #424 BigPapa

re: #436 SanFranciscoZionist

Baiting, or posting annoying things, is not the same as trolling. NJ sticks around to discuss his whacked-out links with us, and participates in the life of the forum. A troll does not.

NJD is a pain in the ass. That does not make him troll-jerky.

455 wrenchwench  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:04:48am

OK, UPS just brought me some work. When the work is done, someone comes to pick it up and give me money. Then I can pay my rent and I get to stay here to do more work. Off I go.

I may peak at the Spy now and then...

456 Kragar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:05:00am

re: #450 imp_62

I have always wondered why a highly advanced race of cyber-beings choses to look like inverted trash cans.

ELEGANCE IS IRRELEVANT!

457 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:05:18am

re: #442 recusancy

He trolls. He's been banned before.

Trolling is not a rotisserie-worthy offense. Style and manners count.

458 garhighway  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:05:22am

Trolls are as trolls do. Posting a link, being ignorant about it's author and then sort of disavowing it, all in about an hour and all while desperately trying to avoid looking like one is backpedaling like an NFL cornerback is a little trollish regardless of who does it or what their history here is.

If you are going to post a link with an intention of starting a discussion, the least you can do is be a little familiar with what it says and who wrote it.

459 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:05:24am

Well this has pretty much flamed out. We could start up a Troll Rating system going from Nipping Chihuahua Troll all the way up to GodzillaTroll and all the various iterations in between. But I'm too lazy and have to fill out insurance forms.

Point taken that NJD wasn't a real nasty Troll of the likes we've seen many times. But a little baiting RWNJ meme repeating trollish nuance in this thread, yes.

Calling a poster here a 'fucking moron?' That's just losing your cool and being a dick.

460 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:06:10am

re: #451 SanFranciscoZionist

A thoughtful post, as always.

re: #453 thedopefishlives

I think it's a mix. Sometimes it might be genuine. There are other times where it's much closer to genuine trolling - e.g., last week, when he posted a fairly typical nontroversy and, after the inevitable pile-on, said something to the effect of "I seem to have touched a nerve".

461 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:06:15am

re: #458 garhighway

Trolls are as trolls do. Posting a link, being ignorant about it's author and then sort of disavowing it, all in about an hour and all while desperately trying to avoid looking like one is backpedaling like an NFL cornerback is a little trollish regardless of who does it or what their history here is.

If you are going to post a link with an intention of starting a discussion, the least you can do is be a little familiar with what it says and who wrote it.

Exactly.

462 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:06:21am

re: #420 imp_62

Are you joking? What is the posting an article and then disavowing actual knowledge of the article?

What is responding "Do I what?" after I ask him a straightforward question.

NJD does indeed post crap just to get a rise out of people, and it's dumb.

463 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:06:37am

re: #459 BigPapa

I've been out. Was he dumped?

464 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:07:16am

re: #453 thedopefishlives

Actually, there is a good point here. A troll is looking solely to get a rise out of people. NJD posts from genuine conviction. Right, wrong, or otherwise, that's the sort of thing we encourage here.

I disagree. He posts things like that so he can "laugh at the lefties" when he's called out for it.

465 iossarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:08:04am

re: #463 Decatur Deb

I've been out. Was he dumped?

No, no, he just did his usual routine.

466 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:09:32am

re: #463 Decatur Deb

I've been out. Was he dumped?

No. It's pretty much just flamed out.

The rest of us are arguing about the Troll Richter scale.

467 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:09:49am

re: #460 iossarian

A thoughtful post, as always.

re: #453 thedopefishlives

I think it's a mix. Sometimes it might be genuine. There are other times where it's much closer to genuine trolling - e.g., last week, when he posted a fairly typical nontroversy and, after the inevitable pile-on, said something to the effect of "I seem to have touched a nerve".

Yeah, I remember that exchange. That one got nasty and personal in a hurry. I think I stepped out not long thereafter. I tend not to stick around when people start getting emotionally invested in the discussion.

468 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:10:40am

re: #462 Obdicut

To be fair, the "do I what" is possibly not trolling but the missed first sentence.

469 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:10:56am
470 Feline Fearless Leader  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:11:02am

re: #454 Decatur Deb

re: #436 SanFranciscoZionist


NJD is a pain in the ass. That does not make him troll-jerky.

It does make him worth skipping over once the standard routine starts to play.

471 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:11:25am

re: #466 BigPapa

No. It's pretty much just flamed out.

The rest of us are arguing about the Troll Richter scale.

I love it when you talk logarithms.

472 Henchman 25  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:11:36am

Sometimes it feels like NJD has this mini crusade to out anybody and everybody of the political left, be they radicals, moderates, or anybody with a D next to their name, as antisemites.

Atleast, that's my take on it. Apologies if I'm wrong.

473 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:12:31am

re: #462 Obdicut

Are you joking? What is the posting an article and then disavowing actual knowledge of the article?

What is responding "Do I what?" after I ask him a straightforward question.

NJD does indeed post crap just to get a rise out of people, and it's dumb.

Again, I am not defending his posts or his demeanour. I just feel very strongly that "trolling" is a specific type of behaviour more often demonstrated by Buck than NJD, and when NJD starts going off like a pinwheel, it is appropriate to let him flame out after you make your points. No need for undue piling on and general kicking-across-the-room. There are a number of lizards I don't care to have discussions with, and the best advice I have received (from you, among others) is to ignore the ones you can't reason with.

474 Kragar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:14:11am

Roger Ailes: WE ARE THE BALANCE!

OK, he didn't yell it, but I like to imagine him saying it that way.

Fox News President Roger Ailes, a former Republican strategist who worked for the Nixon White House, sat down for an interview with media reporter Howard Kurtz, in which he seemed to admit that his network is consciously conservative. “Every other network has given all their shows to liberals. We are the balance,” Ailes said. The exec complained that even MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman, “tacks to the center” and “doesn’t act like a conservative.”

475 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:15:08am

re: #474 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Roger Ailes: WE ARE THE BALANCE!

OK, he didn't yell it, but I like to imagine him saying it that way.

Hmm. In Fox parlance, that means the others must be the "Fair", if Fox is the "Balance".

476 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:15:34am

re: #298 000G

I think he was making a joke on behalf of the german language, known for not being the most concise on earth.

Mark Twain's essay, "The Awful German Language" is quite funny and clever, and would have made my high school German classes a lot more entertaining (and possibly more effective).

Every noun has a gender, and there is no sense or system in the distribution; so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart. There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like a memorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl. See how it looks in print -- I translate this from a conversation in one of the best of the German Sunday-school books:

"Gretchen.
Wilhelm, where is the turnip?
Wilhelm.
She has gone to the kitchen.
Gretchen.
Where is the accomplished and beautiful English maiden?
Wilhelm.
It has gone to the opera."

To continue with the German genders: a tree is male, its buds are female, its leaves are neuter; horses are sexless, dogs are male, cats are female -- tomcats included, of course; a person's mouth, neck, bosom, elbows, fingers, nails, feet, and body are of the male sex, and his head is male or neuter according to the word selected to signify it, and not according to the sex of the individual who wears it -- for in Germany all the women either male heads or sexless ones; a person's nose, lips, shoulders, breast, hands, and toes are of the female sex; and his hair, ears, eyes, chin, legs, knees, heart, and conscience haven't any sex at all. The inventor of the language probably got what he knew about a conscience from hearsay.

477 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:15:51am

re: #474 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Roger Ailes: WE ARE THE BALANCE!

OK, he didn't yell it, but I like to imagine him saying it that way.

The Magical Balance Fairy (tm)

478 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:15:53am

re: #472 SteelPH

Sometimes it feels like NJD has this mini crusade to out anybody and everybody of the political left, be they radicals, moderates, or anybody with a D next to their name, as antisemites.

Atleast, that's my take on it. Apologies if I'm wrong.

It's been noted.

479 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:16:28am

re: #473 imp_62

there are a number of lizards I don't care to have discussions with,

Stop looking at me!!!

//

480 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:17:50am

lawhawk, you still here? S&P just got Wells-ed over CDO ratings.

481 laZardo  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:18:19am

On the lighter side of things, it's a nice, cool showery day and the nearby branch of Bartell Drugstores has called me in for an interview tomorrow morning.

How yall?

482 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:18:35am

re: #454 Decatur Deb

re: #436 SanFranciscoZionist

NJD is a pain in the ass. That does not make him troll-jerky.

I thought I was a dick.

483 Kragar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:18:40am

re: #477 thedopefishlives

The Magical Balance Fairy (tm)

I'm thinking he said it with a Stallone "Judge Dredd" flare to it.

484 Kragar  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:19:10am

re: #482 NJDhockeyfan

I thought I was a dick.

A dick can be a pain in the ass.

So I've heard...

485 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:19:14am

re: #481 laZardo

On the lighter side of things, it's a nice, cool showery day and the nearby branch of Bartell Drugstores has called me in for an interview tomorrow morning.

How yall?

Now that is some good news! Best of luck.

486 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:19:26am

re: #472 SteelPH

Are NJD's posts false? If so, we have a sincere problem. If they are not? What is the difference between that and someone else who posts a lot of stories?

We all have things that interest to us.

I don't get the problem.

487 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:19:52am

I tend to try and rub along with people and only go to town on someone if they are being egregiously stupid or intentionally "aww shux"

I do have a terrible tendency to join in on a riff though.

488 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:20:27am

oooohhh, Breitbart page! see you there.

489 Decatur Deb  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:20:44am

re: #482 NJDhockeyfan

I thought I was a dick.

Now that Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer have been cleaned up, we're coming after Moby D-word.

490 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:21:00am

re: #482 NJDhockeyfan

"Puttin' on the foil, coach!"

491 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:22:11am

re: #486 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Are NJD's posts false? If so, we have a sincere problem. If they are not? What is the difference between that and someone else who posts a lot of stories?

We all have things that interest to us.

I don't get the problem.

The Obama "Jew" post just gone was, how we say, open to interpretation as to whether an actual verbage occured or whether the President was momentarily inconsonent.

492 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:22:48am

re: #490 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"Puttin' on the foil, coach!"

Fantastic!

493 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:23:46am

re: #473 imp_62

It's personally frustrating when I've taken the time to write very clear, complete posts to NJD on diverse topics, and he simply ignores them.

494 lawhawk  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:24:00am

re: #480 imp_62

Yeah, just saw that come over the wires. It's the first step towards possible sanctions over their ratings of CDOs.

But I don't think it will change much. The ratings companies continue to act as though they can rate without repercussion for their ongoing failures to properly address risk but they can still throw their weight around - as S&P did on downgrading the USA and threats to do the same or more to other countries.

495 sattv4u2  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:25:42am

re: #493 Obdicut

It's personally frustrating when I've taken the time to write very clear, complete posts to NJD on diverse topics, and he simply ignores them.

Whats the classic definition of insanity??
Sorry ,, just sayin'

496 Renaissance_Man  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:27:42am

re: #493 Obdicut

It's personally frustrating when I've taken the time to write very clear, complete posts to NJD on diverse topics, and he simply ignores them.

Discussing things with someone whose only purpose is to try to make 'lefties' angry doesn't seem like a good use of time.

497 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:28:08am

re: #494 lawhawk

Yeah, just saw that come over the wires. It's the first step towards possible sanctions over their ratings of CDOs.

But I don't think it will change much. The ratings companies continue to act as though they can rate without repercussion for their ongoing failures to properly address risk but they can still throw their weight around - as S&P did on downgrading the USA and threats to do the same or more to other countries.

IMO, the misconduct of the NRSROs has been overstated. It was highly convenient for issuers and investors to rely on the ratings. The issuers and investors employ(ed) highly qualified, very competent quants of their own and could easily have worked on improving structures. It was all about liquidity and money and regulatory arbitrage. The most highly motivated party to tighten the ratings and issuance process was the government (as lender of last resort). Unfortunately, the government chose not to act.

498 shutdown  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:28:45am

re: #493 Obdicut

It's personally frustrating when I've taken the time to write very clear, complete posts to NJD on diverse topics, and he simply ignores them.

Granted and agreed.

499 recusancy  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:31:51am

re: #495 sattv4u2

Whats the classic definition of insanity??
Sorry ,, just sayin'

1 : a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia)
2 : such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3
a : extreme folly or unreasonableness
b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable


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Of course, I know you are referring Einstein's definition.

500 Obdicut  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:34:14am

re: #499 recusancy

Heh. And Einstein was referring to quantum physics, and Einstein was wrong. That's why people who say that phrase make me laugh.

501 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:39:06am

re: #496 Renaissance_Man

Discussing things with someone whose only purpose is to try to make 'lefties' angry doesn't seem like a good use of time.

Especially since they so often fail to make the lefties angry.

502 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 10:54:26am

re: #416 SanFranciscoZionist

A decent number of the pro-Israel activists here in the Bay Area aren't Jewish or Israel.

Some folks have an interest.

I've always been a big supporter of Israel but have been watching whats going on over there more closely when a close family friend joined the IDF.

If BigPapa has a problem with that, too bad.

503 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 11:07:07am

re: #502 NJDhockeyfan

I've always been a big supporter of Israel but have been watching whats going on over there more closely when a close family friend joined the IDF.

If BigPapa has a problem with that, too bad.

I don't have a problem with news regarding Israel (I'm interested as well) but questioned why you seem to post a lot about Israel. I thought Israel might have been a vehicle for you to leverage focus on other issues such as a convenient vehicle to bash lefties (most likely) or merely to redirect threads. Some comments I've seen from you imply that you like to tweak or make fun of lefties.

It seems I'm incorrect so I apologize for that, my interest in Israel would be heightened if I had a close friend in the IDF.

504 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 11:20:48am

re: #503 BigPapa

I don't have a problem with new regarding Israel (I'm interested as well) but questioned why you seem to post a lot about Israel. I thought Israel might have been a vehicle for you to leverage focus on other issues such as a convenient vehicle to bash lefties (most likely) or merely to redirect threads. Some comments I've seen from you imply that you like to tweak or make fun of lefties.

It seems I'm incorrect so I apologize for that, my interest in Israel would be heightened if I had a close friend in the IDF.

Thank you. Ever since he went over there I keep a sharp eye on whats going on as well as his parent are, of course. He is second-in-command of a tank.

505 Henchman Ghazi-808  Mon, Sep 26, 2011 11:54:22am

Well then, that's an opening to tell a favorite story.

I was working at a construction site and was in the trailer. The Super was dealing with a douchetard sub, being very patient and smiley. Douchetard Sub left the trailer, I told Super 'Man, you're cool. I'd be yelling at that douchetard.'

So begins his story

I was a new super for big company and the model homes were about done. The opening was Saturday and the alarm company wasn't being responsive to come get the systems finished. On Thursday, I see the alarm co van in front of one of the houses so I figure to go talk to the guy and make sure he'll be done.

I walk in the front door of the first model: this pudgy bald diminutive guy has a hammer in his hand, his other hand in a hole in the wall (made by hammer), and a hole in each stud bay to either side. I yell 'What the F*** are you doing? You !@#$%^ IDIOT!!" and storm out to my trailer to get on the phone and raise holy hell and call the sheetrocker for an emergency patch.

Pudgy Diminutive Bald Guy comes in my trailer, looking meek and apologetic and waiting for me to get off the phone. I hang up and he starts talking but I yell 'They should have throw you in the oven with the rest of them.' I knew it was a Jewish family owned business.

In about 3 seconds I was on the floor with the guys boot in my throat. The guy could have killed me. After about a 2 second eternity of sheer terror looking into this guys eyes, he snapped out of it, let me go, and walked out of the trailer, to his van, drove away. In an hour, I was fired: the builder was connected to the alarm company by marriage.

At the end of the short termination phone call, I was told that the little guy was a decorated tank commander in the 6 Day War and was practically a commando, lucky he didn't kill me.

I said 'So, the moral of the story is you don't yell at anybody any more?' (Which was obvious)

He says 'No, the moral of the story is don't fuck with Israelis.'


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