Tech Note: Make Web Pages Load Faster by Compressing CSS

Squeezing and concatenating
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I originally started writing this Tech Note just to test our new source code formatting feature (powered by jQuery.Syntax), but it turned into more of a tech article than a note. I’ll be describing a technique for making pages load faster, that should be of interest to any web developer with experience in PHP and Linux shell script programming.

CSS Files Grow Up So Fast

Almost all modern websites use a technology named CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) to control the look of pages on the site. A CSS file is just an ordinary text file, consisting of rules that determine the appearance and position of page elements. For example, here are the rules that control the look of hyperlinks at LGF:

a {
    font-weight: bold;
    text-decoration: none;
    padding: 0 1px;
}
a:link {
    color: #06C;
}
a:visited {
    color: #09C;
}
a:hover {
    color: #FFF;
    background-color: #65BD54;
    -webkit-border-radius: 3px;
    -moz-border-radius: 3px;
    border-radius: 3px;
}
a:active {
    color: #006600;
    background-color: transparent;
}

As you add more elements to your design, your CSS file (or files - there may be more than one) can get quite large, especially if you use lots of comments. The larger the file, the longer it takes to send over the Internet to a visitor’s browser, so optimizing CSS files can have a big payoff in terms of visitor experience.

You can do some basic optimization just by following good CSS coding practices, such as using shorthand rules and minimizing white space. But there’s a point at which further optimizations make the code difficult to read and modify; to name just one case, linefeeds are optional in a CSS file and can be completely eliminated, but removing all linefeeds means the entire file shows up on one monstrously long line. Browsers happily parse that monster line but it’s a nightmare scenario for human beings. Browser happy, but developer has a sad.

That’s where this Tech Note comes in.

The solution to the expanding CSS problem

I’m going to show you how to have the best of both worlds — fully commented, nicely readable and editable CSS code and highly optimized but almost unreadable (by humans) code that is much smaller and loads and executes faster. The key is to generate the optimized file whenever you make changes, leaving the editable, un-optimized version intact.

An alternative method is to dynamically generate the compressed version by embedding PHP code directly into the CSS file; but this incurs quite a bit of processing overhead every time the CSS file is loaded, and isn’t very scaleable as traffic increases. The method described here will generate a static CSS file with no extra overhead.

Squeeze it with PHP

Here’s the first step in the process; a short PHP script that optimizes CSS files by stripping out all comments and all unnecessary white space, including linefeeds and tabs. When I use this script to process LGF’s CSS file, the resulting file is about 20% smaller than the original; results will vary based on how many comments there are, what type of white space you use (tabs or spaces), etc.

We’ll name this script compress.php.

$css1 = array(
    "\r\n",
    "\r",
    "\n",
    "\t",
    '{ ',
    ' {',
    ' }',
    '; ',
    ';}',
    ': '
);
$css2 = array(
    '',
    '',
    '',
    '',
    '{',
    '{',
    '}',
    ';',
    '}',
    ':'
);
$input = '';
while (!feof(STDIN)) $input .= fgets(STDIN);
$input = preg_replace('!/\*[^*]*\*+([^/][^*]*\*+)*/!', '', $input);
$input = str_replace($css1, $css2, $input);
echo $input;

The code’s pretty simple. Lines 2-25 define two arrays to use in replacing white space. The CSS file is read into the string variable $input in line 27, comments are removed (with a regular expression and preg_replace) in line 28, the white space is stripped out (with str_replace) in line 29, and then the resulting compressed string is sent to standard output with the echo command.

Calling PHP from the Linux command line

Those of you who speak PHP may notice that the script above never opens any files for reading or writing. Where is it getting the CSS code from? Where is it sending the optimized code to? How do it know?

The answer is that this little script is designed to run from a Linux command line (instead of the more common PHP environment, as a web page). It takes input from the system’s standard input stream, and sends output to, oddly enough, standard output. The global variable STDIN (in line 27) is an already-opened file handle to standard input, thoughtfully provided by PHP to save you the trouble of opening and closing the stream yourself.

This lets you use the Linux shell’s piping feature to send the PHP script the contents of a CSS file, and then send the processed output to another file, with a simple command like this:

cat styles.css | php /path/to/script/compress.php > styles.min.css

This line reads in the styles.css file, pipes it to the PHP compression script, then writes the output of the script to the file styles.min.css. (It assumes the current directory is where the CSS file resides.)

Putting it together with a shell script

OK, that’s pretty cool, but let’s take it to the next level by combining several optimized CSS files into one, thereby decreasing the loading time even more (since loading one file is exponentially faster than loading several files).

To do this, we’re going to write a bash shell script, so we’ll be able to generate a new optimized CSS file at any time just by typing the shell script’s name at the command line.

And to keep that typing to a minimum, we’ll name this script cssm (for “CSS Minimizer”):

#!/bin/bash

cd /path/to/cssfiles/

FILES="styles1
styles2
styles3"

for f in $FILES; do
    cat "$f.css" | php -q /path/to/script/compress.php | tr -d "\n" >> tmp.css
    echo -en "\n" >> tmp.css
done

mv -f tmp.css styles.min.css

If you actually use this script, of course, you’ll need to replace the paths and file names with the ones for your server, put the script somewhere in your bash include path, and give it executable permissions.

Then you can add the names of the CSS files (without the .css extensions) you want to compress/combine to the list variable FILES; the script loops through the filenames and compresses each one, then appends it to tmp.css, with a single line feed after each one just to make it easier to see where each compressed file starts. When the loop is finished, tmp.css is renamed to the actual file your web page will use, styles.min.css.

The safest way to replace web-visible files

Renaming the file this way is actually safer than directly creating a new version of styles.min.css — because if a user’s browser happens to be reading your previous styles.min.css while you’re writing to it, they’re likely to see a pretty screwed up web page or one with no styles at all. Creating a temporary file and then renaming it with the mv command solves this problem because it’s an “atomic” operation in Linux; any applications that are currently reading the file when it’s renamed won’t be interrupted. This is the best way to replace files that are heavily used in a web server environment.

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150 comments
1 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:06:29pm

Okay. Boiling it down to simple language you improved the website. Yay. Thank you Charles. ::: head is still spinning from all of the tech speak :::

2 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:07:12pm

Okay, my page on my polling is up.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I'm going to be going to a post Yom-Kippur dinner in just a little bit so I won't really be around to discuss it.

3 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:09:25pm

Al Qaeda supporters.....
Antiwar activists storm General Atomics, maker of Predator drones

"Look what they did to US citizen Awlaki!"
WorldCan't Wait!

4 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:11:19pm

re: #2 Obdicut

Okay, my page on my polling is up.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I'm going to be going to a post Yom-Kippur dinner in just a little bit so I won't really be around to discuss it.

Wow, you did a real poll! I thought you were just going to go look around. Kudos, good for you.

5 dell*nix  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:13:44pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

What a bunch of frakking idiots.

6 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:13:53pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Hey, you're a good guy to ask:

What are the questions you're most worried about the answers to. I mean, you in particular, since you've got your spidey-sense tingling. What questions do you want answered?

I'm going to go back again, either tomorrow or during the week, and this time do it in a more organized fashion, with cross-tabs and shit.

7 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:15:41pm

OK, I read it all. Here's what I got:

developer has a sad.

...

cat style

Developer has a sad, cat style.

8 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:17:02pm

re: #7 wrenchwench

I read

';}',

And I was all like well {; you too.

9 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:17:59pm

re: #6 Obdicut

Hey, you're a good guy to ask:

What are the questions you're most worried about the answers to. I mean, you in particular, since you've got your spidey-sense tingling. What questions do you want answered?

I'm going to go back again, either tomorrow or during the week, and this time do it in a more organized fashion, with cross-tabs and shit.

Wow, tough question. I'll have to think about that. I can't really think of anything right now that may be enlightening. Ask me before you go again in case I can think of something interesting to ask them.

10 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:18:41pm

re: #9 Killgore Trout

Wow, tough question. I'll have to think about that. I can't really think of anything right now that may be enlightening. Ask me before you go again in case I can think of something interesting to ask them.

Sure. Put it on my page or you can just email me at my name here on gmail.

I probably won't go back tomorrow, because I want to see what it's like during the week.

11 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:27:15pm

More video from the radical lefties at the Air and Space museum....
Opednews.com protest at air space museum

12 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:31:14pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

More video from the radical lefties at the Air and Space museum...
Opednews.com protest at air space museum

[Video]

Yes, they are idiots. But I dont think this is what OWS is all about. This is an anti-war group with their own agenda.

13 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:37:20pm

re: #12 blueraven

Yes, they are idiots. But I dont think this is what OWS is all about. This is an anti-war group with their own agenda.

Nice try but.....
Standoff with protesters closes D.C. museum

The group that arrived at the museum Saturday included individuals affiliated with the October 2011 Stop the Machine demonstration, which has been going on in the city's Freedom Plaza and has an anti-war and anti-corporate greed message. The group also included protesters affiliated with Occupy D.C., a group modeled on the Occupy Wall Street protests in New York City. Occupy D.C. has been holding marches and meetings in Washington's McPherson Square.

Legba Carrefour, who is working with Occupy D.C., said a number of individuals joined the march to the museum following an afternoon meeting of the group.

14 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:38:01pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

The irony of closing a museum that's free to the public is pretty rich.

15 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:40:10pm

I also saw a group of about 40 cops near the demonstrations, a block away.

I wondered if they were preparing to clean them out of there.

There really didn't seem much of a need for the police presence, except to keep one sidewalk moving. Other than that, it's just people sitting around.

16 freetoken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:42:58pm

Bryan Fischer would not approve:

Grand Canyon National Park to celebrate Earth Science Week Oct. 9-15

Grand Canyon National Park will celebrate Earth Science Week and National Fossil Day by offering a variety of special programs and events during the week of Oct. 9-15. Earth Science Week promotes understanding and appreciation of the value of earth science research and its applications and relevance to our daily lives. [...]

National Fossil Day is Oct. 12 and is a part of Earth Science Week. National Fossil Day is a celebration organized by the National Park Service to promote public awareness and stewardship of fossils, as well as to foster a greater appreciation of their scientific and educational values.

[....] Topics include the geology of the canyon, the age of Grand Canyon rocks, caves, and weather.

[...]

Yes, there is a National Fossil Day!

17 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:47:23pm

re: #15 Obdicut

I also saw a group of about 40 cops near the demonstrations, a block away.

I wondered if they were preparing to clean them out of there.

There really didn't seem much of a need for the police presence, except to keep one sidewalk moving. Other than that, it's just people sitting around.

If they have to move the protesters out it's going to be pretty ugly. I'm hoping that the protesters will give up soon but I think they're going to try to hold on at least until the planned G20 riots in about a month or so. I think they imagine it will lead to world wide uprisings.

18 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:47:31pm

re: #16 freetoken
I do not care what Fischer would say I think it is great news. And National Fossil Day sounds good too.

19 darthstar  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:47:56pm

Nice upgrade, Charles, but I suspect a lot of people preferred my bullshit get to them as slow as possible.

okay...off to see my brother's new house and deliver 80.00 worth of "official" Half Moon Bay Pumpkins for their kids.

Have a good evening, everyone.

20 Obdicut  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:51:34pm

re: #17 Killgore Trout

If they have to move the protesters out it's going to be pretty ugly. I'm hoping that the protesters will give up soon but I think they're going to try to hold on at least until the planned G20 riots in about a month or so. I think they imagine it will lead to world wide uprisings.

As far as I can see, they definitely don't have to move them. They're contained in the park, not spilling over. As a hassle for the city they don't even compare with the huge numbers of tourists pouring through. There are a lot of cops just sitting around watching them, but there wasn't any actual need for them as far as I could see.

There were also a lot of people passing out fliers about acting well, not being drunk/high, not being violent, being courteous and respectful, etc.

21 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:54:25pm

Well, at least one person decided the protests are too radical....
Occupy Wall Street protests come to Atlanta

Congressman Lewis (D, GA) was ready to talk to the group, but they didn't give him a chance to speak.

"I was going to say, I stand with you. I support you, what you're down," said Lewis to the media.

He said he wasn't disappointed he wasn't able to address the crowd. Several people CBS Atlanta spoke to were upset.

Michelle Williams was excited to attend the event and no longer wanted to be associated with the movement, citing how Lewis was treated.

"I am angry because this is not what democracy is all about. This is Marxist more Stalin like. Your movement, you're just riff-raff. You're an organized mob," said Williams.

22 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:55:49pm

re: #20 Obdicut

As far as I can see, they definitely don't have to move them. They're contained in the park, not spilling over. As a hassle for the city they don't even compare with the huge numbers of tourists pouring through. There are a lot of cops just sitting around watching them, but there wasn't any actual need for them as far as I could see.

There were also a lot of people passing out fliers about acting well, not being drunk/high, not being violent, being courteous and respectful, etc.

From what I understand it's technically a private park. If the owners decide to have the protesters moved out then the police have to do it.

23 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:55:49pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Nice try but...
Standoff with protesters closes D.C. museum

I am not denying that some of the protesters would join this separate group. Some have cross over gripes. However the anti war message is not the main point of these protests.

Occupy 2011 stop the Machine is a separate group

[Link: www.nationofchange.org...]

Their agenda there is to bring attention to the 10th anniversary of the Afghanistan war.
Their cause is fine, their tactics are stupid.

24 freetoken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 3:56:32pm

This is a really perverse world:

Chinese climate sceptics view global warming as US conspiracy to sell green technology

Chinese climate change sceptics view global warming as an elaborate American conspiracy amid their country's soaring carbon emission levels.

"Global warming is a bogus proposition," a Chinese intellectual, Zhang Musheng said.

He said the US seized on the global warming issue to sell green energy technology and thereby get rid of deep structural economic problems, the Sydney Morning Herald reports.

Musheng slammed Chinese policymakers for encouraging firms to buy foreign intellectual property for manufacturing renewable energy equipment.

[...]

Maybe the Value Voters people finally could find a Chinese national of which they would approve?

25 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:01:01pm

re: #24 freetoken

Meanwhile, in Guiyu...

26 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:01:12pm

I've decided protests are outdated....they serve the media and vice versa, a waste of time...might as well go straight to the courts nowdays...and it's a smaller carbon footprint...but then TV rules our lives one way or another eh?

27 freetoken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:01:57pm

Something the GOP "debate" audience can applaud:

Saudi beheading of eight Bangladesh workers

...

The latest beheadings bring the total number of executions in the country this year to 58, more than twice the figure for the whole of 2010.

It says many of those executed in recent years have been foreign nationals, mostly migrant workers from developing countries.

28 freetoken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:03:37pm

re: #26 albusteve

Maybe we should propose a new reality TV series to the networks for the Spring season... how about:

America's Top Protestors
or
America's Next Protest
or maybe...
Master Protestor


Think of the possibilities.

29 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:04:56pm

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Well, at least one person decided the protests are too radical...
Occupy Wall Street protests come to Atlanta

Who the hell is Michelle Williams? Lewis didn't say he was treated badly, just that he didn't get a chance to speak.
Weak!

30 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:05:20pm

Pics are up from when I dropped by Occupy Seattle earlier.

They've scheduled a march to the Columbia Center a few blocks away, probably gonna go and check that out.

EDIT: Oops, forgot link.

31 freetoken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:06:12pm

re: #30 laZardo

linky?

32 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:06:20pm

re: #30 laZardo

Pics are up from when I dropped by Occupy Seattle earlier.

They've scheduled a march to the Columbia Center a few blocks away, probably gonna go and check that out.

link?

33 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:06:54pm

re: #31 freetoken

re: #32 blueraven

Just edited it in. YAY PENCIL

34 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:07:08pm

re: #28 freetoken

Maybe we should propose a new reality TV series to the networks for the Spring season... how about:

America's Top Protestors
or
America's Next Protest
or maybe...
Master Protestor

Think of the possibilities.

Congress Gone Wild!
check out their WS chicas!

35 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:08:26pm

remember when we were outraged by the violent imagery of this Tea Party?
Heads on a Stick Tax Revolt 2009 Rally!!

Well, yeah......
[Link: www.daylife.com...]

A protester carries a picture of Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein on a pole during an "Occupy Wall Street" rally in New York's Washington Square

36 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:09:47pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

remember when we were outraged by the violent imagery of this Tea Party?
Heads on a Stick Tax Revolt 2009 Rally!!

Well, yeah...
[Link: www.daylife.com...]

pretty gruesome

37 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:11:57pm

While we have a tech thread...

Did the left side column get a little bigger about a week and a half ago? I still have a scroll bar at the bottom of my screen, and that's after the latest Firefox update and stuff. My screen resolution is set at 1024 x 768, in case that matters. And I think it looks bigger...but I could be wrong.

I first noticed it Tuesday, Sept. 24th.

38 Gepetto  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:12:08pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Nice try but...
Standoff with protesters closes D.C. museum

are they going to start at the place in DC that it makes the least sense, and work their way over to Capitol Hill, the White House and finally K street? I don't get it.

39 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:12:58pm

re: #36 albusteve

pretty gruesome

I'll give the lefties points for more artistic heads on sticks. The wingnut ones were pretty lame.

40 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:13:50pm

From that pro-Gaddafi flyer handed to me in one of the pics...

Meanwhile, arms have been distributed by the Libyan government to the whole population - something a hated dictator would never do.

I:

41 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:14:14pm

re: #38 Gepetto

are they going to start at the place in DC that it makes the least sense, and work their way over to Capitol Hill, the White House and finally K street? I don't get it.

I think they were going for targets with less security.

42 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:15:07pm

re: #30 laZardo

Pics are up from when I dropped by Occupy Seattle earlier.

They've scheduled a march to the Columbia Center a few blocks away, probably gonna go and check that out.

EDIT: Oops, forgot link.

Oops. I missed the update with the link. Thanks!

43 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:15:27pm

re: #38 Gepetto

are they going to start at the place in DC that it makes the least sense, and work their way over to Capitol Hill, the White House and finally K street? I don't get it.

re: #39 Killgore Trout

I'll give the lefties points for more artistic heads on sticks. The wingnut ones were pretty lame.

much more effective than the Duck Of Hope And Change or whatever it was

44 M. Dubious  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:15:45pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

Some of the protesters must be super rich:

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

45 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:18:00pm

no protest should be allowed within several blocks of the Air and Space museum...period, get your head busted

46 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:20:03pm

re: #44 harald

Some of the protesters must be super rich:

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

Well since GE paid zero federal tax, not really. I dont know about this year, but in past years this has been true of Exxon as well.

47 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:20:21pm

re: #44 harald

Some of the protesters must be super rich:

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

Yeah, that myth/talking point lives on. I've given up repeatedly debunking it. It seems a common theme among the protesters.

48 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:20:21pm

I'm a fascist when it comes to protecting the Smith

49 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:20:40pm

re: #45 albusteve

no protest should be allowed within several blocks of the Air and Space museum...period, get your head busted

I don't see why they couldn't take their signs in there. There's nothing in there anyway. Just air ... and space ...

//old joke...

50 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:23:49pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

remember when we were outraged by the violent imagery of this Tea Party?
Heads on a Stick Tax Revolt 2009 Rally!!

Well, yeah...
[Link: www.daylife.com...]

One sign while people lost their retirement fund. Their homes. While many people may have passed away due to the economic downturn largely caused by the greed and corruption inherent in the financial and mortgage markets. Yet all you can focus on is one sign that you found on Daylife?

51 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:24:42pm

re: #47 Killgore Trout

Yeah, that myth/talking point lives on. I've given up repeatedly debunking it. It seems a common theme among the protesters.

No it is not. That's your conclusion based on cherry picked photographs you're finding on Day Life.

52 Interesting Times  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:26:32pm

re: #39 Killgore Trout

I'll give the lefties points for more artistic heads on sticks. The wingnut ones were pretty lame.

Another difference is the lefties' example actually is guilty of horrible things :) And no, I'm not saying Blankfein literally deserves to have his head on the chopping block - just in a cell block.

53 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:27:53pm

re: #52 publicityStunted

Another difference is the lefties' example actually is guilty of horrible things :) And no, I'm not saying Blankfein literally deserves to have his head on the chopping block - just in a cell block.

QFT! Nothing to see here! Look at the birdie! There's a man with a terrible sign in NYC! Beware of the powerless protesters! They're mean and have terrible signs.

//

54 M. Dubious  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:28:55pm

Count me in for the next gathering. I'll need a wingman to take care of the inevitable less attractive friend.

Image: Day_12_Occupy_Wall_Street_September_28_2011_Shankbone_33.JPG

55 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:29:45pm

re: #47 Killgore Trout

Yeah, that myth/talking point lives on. I've given up repeatedly debunking it. It seems a common theme among the protesters.

GE no federal taxes 2010

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Exxon no Federal taxes 2009

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

So I paid more Federal income tax than GE or Exxon in those years. Fact.

56 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:30:58pm

And you can throw in the Koch brothers with that bunch. Oh yeah. Which reminds me...

Koch Brothers Flout Law Getting Richer With Secret Iran Sales

In May 2008, a unit of Koch Industries Inc., one of the world’s largest privately held companies, sent Ludmila Egorova-Farines, its newly hired compliance officer and ethics manager, to investigate the management of a subsidiary in Arles in southern France. In less than a week, she discovered that the company had paid bribes to win contracts.

“I uncovered the practices within a few days,” Egorova- Farines says. “They were not hidden at all.”

She immediately notified her supervisors in the U.S. A week later, Wichita, Kansas-based Koch Industries dispatched an investigative team to look into her findings, Bloomberg Markets magazine reports in its November issue.

By September of that year, the researchers had found evidence of improper payments to secure contracts in six countries dating back to 2002, authorized by the business director of the company’s Koch-Glitsch affiliate in France...

Oh but forget them. Let's look at protest signs like we're at Zombietime.

57 Charles Johnson  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:31:09pm

re: #37 wrenchwench

While we have a tech thread...

Did the left side column get a little bigger about a week and a half ago? I still have a scroll bar at the bottom of my screen, and that's after the latest Firefox update and stuff. My screen resolution is set at 1024 x 768, in case that matters. And I think it looks bigger...but I could be wrong.

I first noticed it Tuesday, Sept. 24th.

Yes, I increased the width of the left column to make it equal to the right column.

58 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:36:48pm

re: #57 Charles

Yes, I increased the width of the left column to make it equal to the right column.

harmony

59 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:37:11pm

re: #57 Charles

Yes, I increased the width of the left column to make it equal to the right column.

Ah, thanks.

Can I get rid of the scroll bar without having to get a new monitor?

60 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:38:50pm

re: #55 blueraven

GE no federal taxes 2010

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Exxon no Federal taxes 2009

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

So I paid more Federal income tax than GE or Exxon in those years. Fact.

Ah, you might be right about the GE story, there have been updates since I last checked out the story....
WHO'S FULL OF CRAP? GE, The New York Times, And The Hazards Of "Tweeting The Record Straight" (see the updates for the amount of confusion involved.)

61 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:39:01pm

Anyway. I've probably said enough on OWS. Starting to think about things like "beating on a dead horse" or if we're creating a circular firing squad.

62 M. Dubious  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:40:21pm

My favorite sign so far is "Weed - Not Greed". Seems constructive.

63 jaunte  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:41:16pm

re: #62 harald

Nice of them to want to tidy up the garden...

64 ProGunLiberal  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:41:54pm

re: #40 laZardo

That dims my view of the movement. That bastard Qaddafi probably never gave out much in the way of arms.

In addition, he was shooting Ballistic Missiles at cities towards the end. And that is not the half of it.

65 albusteve  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:43:07pm

re: #62 harald

My favorite sign so far is "Weed - Not Greed". Seems constructive.

untold billions wasted right there...the feds are so uncool

66 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:43:31pm

re: #64 ProLifeLiberal

That dims my view of the movement. That bastard Qaddafi probably never gave out much in the way of arms.

In addition, he was shooting Ballistic Missiles at cities towards the end. And that is not the half of it.

Fortunately, this was just one of the many organizations there. I did meet another flyer-handout guy who explained that "despite NATO imperialism, the situation in Libya is more complex."

67 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:44:35pm

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Ah, you might be right about the GE story, there have been updates since I last checked out the story...
WHO'S FULL OF CRAP? GE, The New York Times, And The Hazards Of "Tweeting The Record Straight" (see the updates for the amount of confusion involved.)

Well. I'm going to pull the old style way of debating. Here's the author of the article you cite:

Henry Blodget (born 1966) is an American former equity research analyst, currently banned from the securities industry, who was senior Internet analyst for CIBC Oppenheimer during the dot-com bubble and the head of the global Internet research team at Merrill Lynch. Blodget is now the editor and CEO of The Business Insider, a business news and analysis site, and a host of Yahoo Daily Ticker, a finance show on Yahoo.

Fraud allegation and settlement

In 2002, then New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer, published Merrill Lynch e-mails in which Blodget gave assessments about stocks which conflicted with what was publicly published. In 2003, he was charged with civil securities fraud by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. He agreed to a permanent ban from the securities industry and paid a $2 million fine plus a $2 million disgorgement.

68 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:45:58pm

re: #67 Gus 802

Well. I'm going to pull the old style way of debating. Here's the author of the article you cite:

What I'm engaging in here is known as character assassination.

;)

69 ProGunLiberal  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:46:08pm

re: #66 laZardo

And I see little evidence of imperialism outright, as the TNC has already had disagreements with the NATO states.

In the case of al-Megrahi, I don't particularly care. I don't think he would be able to be extradited now.

70 M. Dubious  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:46:22pm

But why is the first instinct always to occupy something whenever there's a problem? Must be an American thing...

71 Achilles Tang  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:47:43pm

re: #67 Gus 802

He agreed to a permanent ban from the securities industry and paid a $2 million fine plus a $2 million disgorgement.

Quite a feather in his job resume I suppose.//

72 Achilles Tang  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:48:22pm

re: #70 harald

But why is the first instinct always to occupy something whenever there's a problem? Must be an American thing...

How else would they get your attention?

73 Killgore Trout  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:49:43pm
74 M. Dubious  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:49:59pm

re: #72 Naso Tang

How else would they get your attention?

1. Streaking
2. Choreographed dancing
3. Cake

75 laZardo  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:51:24pm

Brb, gonna drop off a resume at Radio Shack and watch a protest march. Moar pics ahead!

76 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:52:20pm

re: #75 laZardo
Radio Shack likes emailed resumes.

77 goddamnedfrank  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:53:06pm

re: #68 Gus 802

What I'm engaging in here is known as character assassination.

;)

That's okay, at least you have sources to back you up.

There was no confusion involved when Killgore simply asserted that the women who were maced were "marxists with trust funds," he was just stating an assumption out of sheer ignorance and a need to marginalize them. One of those women works as the finance manager for the Boston Review, and gave her account of the incident.

Interview with Lawrence O'Donnell.

78 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:55:39pm

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Well, at least one person decided the protests are Atlanta protest was too radical...
Occupy Wall Street protests come to Atlanta

fxd

79 jaunte  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:56:25pm

Cantor praises grass roots movement

Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) praised the protesters for “fighting on the fighting lines of what we know is a battle for our democracy.” He added that the protests represented an “awakening in America.”

“People are beginning to wake up and see a country they don’t really recognize,” said Cantor.

80 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:58:49pm

re: #29 blueraven

Who the hell is Michelle Williams?

A club to beat 1000 different protests in 1000 different cities with, apparently.

81 garhighway  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 4:59:33pm

re: #79 jaunte

Cantor praises grass roots movement

Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) praised the protesters for “fighting on the fighting lines of what we know is a battle for our democracy.” He added that the protests represented an “awakening in America.”

“People are beginning to wake up and see a country they don’t really recognize,” said Cantor.

Rs love them some astroturf. Give them a movement powered by Koch any day of the week.

82 Charles Johnson  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:00:39pm

re: #59 wrenchwench

Ah, thanks.

Can I get rid of the scroll bar without having to get a new monitor?

OK, I trimmed some pixels -- if you reload, does it fit now?

83 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:00:49pm

re: #68 Gus 802

What I'm engaging in here is known as character assassination.

;)

Is that becuz you don't have an argument so yer just attacking the messenger?

///

84 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:01:58pm

re: #82 Charles

OK, I trimmed some pixels -- if you reload, does it fit now?

Yes!

Thanks! My monitor is so small, every pixel counts!

85 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:02:15pm

re: #82 Charles

It does for me.

Charles - when did you redo the CSS? I've noticed a performance improvement in the past week or so while using my dumbphone.

86 goddamnedfrank  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:03:47pm

The important thing to remember is if you see people on the wrong side of authority that you should assume that they deserved whatever violence they've got coming to them. Also that they're marxist antisemitic trustafarians who probably smell bad because they use crystals for deodorant.

87 Charles Johnson  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:05:54pm

re: #84 wrenchwench

Yes!

Thanks! My monitor is so small, every pixel counts!

The content area's supposed to be exactly 1000 pixels wide - when I changed the column widths I forgot to account for padding, so it went slightly over 1000 pixels.

88 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:06:05pm

re: #77 goddamnedfrank

That's okay, at least you have sources to back you up.

There was no confusion involved when Killgore simply asserted that the women who were maced were "marxists with trust funds," he was just stating an assumption out of sheer ignorance and a need to marginalize them. One of those women works as the finance manager for the Boston Review, and gave her account of the incident.

Interview with Lawrence O'Donnell.

KTs record on the tea party is infallible! So you are not to be questioning that!

89 Charles Johnson  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:06:45pm

re: #85 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

It does for me.

Charles - when did you redo the CSS? I've noticed a performance improvement in the past week or so while using my dumbphone.

Could have been the CSS compression - I just implemented this technique a few days ago.

90 blueraven  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:06:53pm

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Ah, you might be right about the GE story, there have been updates since I last checked out the story...
WHO'S FULL OF CRAP? GE, The New York Times, And The Hazards Of "Tweeting The Record Straight" (see the updates for the amount of confusion involved.)

Yes they paid no federal income taxes because they didnt owe any! Even though they made a boatload of profit. They have a team of lawyers devoted to finding the tax loopholes. And lobbyist to make sure they keep the tax loopholes.

91 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:07:03pm

re: #86 goddamnedfrank

The important thing to remember is if you see people on the wrong side of authority that you should assume that they deserved whatever violence they've got coming to them. Also that they're marxists antisemitic trustafarians who probably smell bad because they use crystals for deodorant.

I am reminded of the civil rights marches of the 1960s. The CPUSA and other ad hoc communist groups that sided with the civil rights movements. The Scottsboro Boys and their "communist defenders". The Citizens Councils of the south and their anti-integration propaganda by way of communism memes. And yes. The John Birch Society.

92 palomino  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:07:47pm

re: #86 goddamnedfrank

The important thing to remember is if you see people on the wrong side of authority that you should assume that they deserved whatever violence they've got coming to them. Also that they're marxists antisemitic trustafarians who probably smell bad because they use crystals for deodorant.

Yes, why is it that the national discussion is over OWS appearance and lack of a completed formal document of goals, aspirations and solutions to all world problems?

Since when do citizens X, Y and Z have to have all the answers before they launch a protest?

93 SpaceJesus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:09:41pm

Grayson of Florida schools O'Rourke on what OWS is

94 garhighway  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:10:00pm

re: #92 palomino

Yes, why is it that the national discussion is over OWS appearance and lack of a completed formal document of goals, aspirations and solutions to all world problems?

Since when do citizens X, Y and Z have to have all the answers before they launch a protest?

If they had been set up with a lot of money and PR talent, I am sure they would be more coherent. Instead, it's a bunch of kids who hate what they are seeing, with the occasional screwball thrown in. So whatever they do will be clumsy, at best.

95 Amory Blaine  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:13:11pm

re: #86 goddamnedfrank

The important thing to remember is if you see people on the wrong side of authority that you should assume that they deserved whatever violence they've got coming to them. Also that they're marxist antisemitic trustafarians who probably smell bad because they use crystals for deodorant.

Is there anything a crystal can't do?

{{{{crystals}}}}}

96 BishopX  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:13:49pm

Charles, would it possible to have the quote button (the one next to the reply button, not the block quote one) only quote highlighted text from a comment if there is highlighted text? This would make it much easier to respond to specific points.

97 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:14:45pm

I went to an pro-choice rally in the late 80s and there were some radical anarchists there (a small group) in the distance causing mayhem. Does that mean I'm a radical anarchist? No. Does this mean that anyone associated with pro-choice is a radical anarchist? No. Does it mean being present with these same groups at a diverse group of people are "apologists" for each other group present before them that they might happen to disagree with? No.

Ask yourself who has been protesting the BNP and the EDL in the UK over the past few years. It wasn't the stay at home centrists.

98 SpaceJesus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:15:53pm

re: #93 SpaceJesus

Grayson of Florida schools O'Rourke on what OWS is

woops, link didn't copy or something

[Link: videocafe.crooksandliars.com...]

99 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:18:47pm

There were radicals in during the Egypt revolution against their tyrannical regime. Some of them with direct ties to Jihadism. Does that mean everyone should have stayed home? Would it be justifiable to delegitimize that movement because of those radical elements that were present and in fact part of that revolution? What about Libya?

100 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:23:29pm

re: #91 Gus 802

I am reminded of the civil rights marches of the 1960s. The CPUSA and other ad hoc communist groups that sided with the civil rights movements. The Scottsboro Boys and their "communist defenders". The Citizens Councils of the south and their anti-integration propaganda by way of communism memes. And yes. The John Birch Society.

AFIAC, it's tea party behavior, as they have been commiebaiting in the exact same way since the frickin 2008 election.

I've got some really nasty pictures and images of anti-civil rights, "race mixing is communism" propaganda, from the JBS, WCC and far worse -- all engaged in anti-commie vigilante violence. Scotsboro boys was the 30s, btw.

And the dumb confederates today wonder why only 17 Black people will vote with them, rotfl

101 Achilles Tang  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:27:58pm

Puns downstairs. We need help!

102 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:29:22pm

re: #100 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

AFIAC, it's tea party behavior, as they have been commiebaiting in the exact same way since the frickin 2008 election.

I've got some really nasty pictures and images of anti-civil rights, "race mixing is communism" propaganda, from the JBS, WCC and far worse -- all engaged in anti-commie vigilante violence. Scotsboro boys was the 30s, btw.

And the dumb confederates today wonder why only 17 Black people will vote with them, rotfl

Red baiting? Remember the big kerfuffle over the Che Guevara flag at some Obama campaign office? That was at the very beginning.

103 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:31:04pm

So how can OWS protesters be educated about the Federal Reserve? They need to know that's not their enemy, and that some of the people telling them it is, are their enemies. Or should be, IMHO. Paulians aren't about fixing things and putting people to work, they're about destroying things and scapegoating.

104 wrenchwench  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:34:21pm

re: #103 wrenchwench

So how can OWS protesters be educated about the Federal Reserve? They need to know that's not their enemy, and that some of the people telling them it is, are their enemies. Or should be, IMHO. Paulians aren't about fixing things and putting people to work, they're about destroying things and scapegoating.

Take your time, I'll be back Monday...

Later, lizards.

105 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:35:10pm

re: #92 palomino

Yes, why is it that the national discussion is over OWS appearance and lack of a completed formal document of goals, aspirations and solutions to all world problems?

Since when do citizens X, Y and Z have to have all the answers before they launch a protest?

Honestly? If it were me, I would strongly recommend it.

Not saying they have to duplicate the 50s and 60s civil rights protests to the letter, but that movement really did perfect the techniques like no other.

They did not have the luxury of looking sloppy or, ahem, inarticulate and without clear goals. They were already getting beat up and harassed by the larger majority community and the cops, well the cops were there to "protect" the majority community from them.

So, any reaction cast them as angry n*****s looking for a handout, which of course is still the characterization, but still. The nonblacks among them also had to be extra careful or they'd also get strung up by those confederates.

Today, you've got these types who never reconciled their rage about Vietnam protests, the counterculture, the dirty hippies, the dirty commies, etc. So they, along with the next generation of duped cons, are really gunning for the OWS to slip up and make that one move that will justify some kind of proxy-retribution, generally by police.

If they could do what they did under those kinds of constraints, the OWS needs to study up and learn from their successes, as well as the many mistakes and missteps made.

[more]

106 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:35:35pm

re: #104 wrenchwench
Have a good night. That cat was funny.

107 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:41:43pm

re: #102 Gus 802

Red baiting? Remember the big kerfuffle over the Che Guevara flag at some Obama campaign office? That was at the very beginning.

That, and:

Image: barack%20obama%2041.jpg

Image: obama-change-socialism.jpg

Image: ObamaDope.jpg

Image: obamunism.jpg

e_e blah blah blah. There's metric tons of this McCarthy-lite b.s. I'm still trying to figure out where they get "socialist" out of DLC-type guy but whatevs. Idiots.

Some times I tease my leftier-than-thou "Disappointed" colleagues, that they should not believe all that tea party "obamunism" rhetoric. Cuz it's not true. lol

108 funky chicken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:45:23pm

re: #79 jaunte

Cantor praises grass roots movement

Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) praised the protesters for “fighting on the fighting lines of what we know is a battle for our democracy.” He added that the protests represented an “awakening in America.”

“People are beginning to wake up and see a country they don’t really recognize,” said Cantor.

Yeah, one where CEOs make thousands of times more a year than the people who work manufacturing their products.

109 Wozza Matter?  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:45:38pm

re: #107 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Demented, nonsensical, throwback, holdover, completely irrational red scare bullshit.

110 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:47:05pm

re: #105 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

[cont'd]

The other thing the OWS reminds me right now of are the Hoovervilles

Homelessness was present before the Great Depression, and hobos and tramps were common sights in the 1920s, but the economic downturn increased their numbers and concentrated them in urban settlements close to soup kitchens run by charities. These settlements were often formed on empty land and generally consisted of tents and small shacks. Authorities did not officially recognize these Hoovervilles and occasionally removed the occupants for trespassing on private lands, but they were frequently tolerated or ignored out of necessity. The New Deal enacted special relief programs aimed at the homeless under the Federal Transient Service (FTS), which operated from 1933-35.

Some of the men who were forced to live in these conditions possessed construction skills and were able to build their houses out of stone. Most people, however, resorted to building their residences out of wood from crates, cardboard, scraps of metal, or whatever materials were available to them. They usually had a small stove, bedding and a couple of simple cooking implements.

The people in OWS aren't that bad off - I hope no one is ever that bad off, again. But it bears some resemblance, to my mind.

111 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:48:08pm

Evening Honcos.

112 Kronocide  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:48:38pm

re: #107 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Constant comparisons to communists was one of things that bugged me about conservatism. Even when I barely knew the difference it was too long a stretch and just plain stupid.

Most of those why compare today's liberalism with communism suffer from a new -ism, although I don't know what to call it yet. AMERICAFUCKYEAH-ism takes too long to type.

AFYism?

114 Wozza Matter?  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:50:21pm

Oooooo Steve Schmidt is now an MSNBC analyst. Sweet.

115 funky chicken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:50:28pm

re: #107 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

My dad's convinced Obama's a socialist and that a feminist like me with a teenaged daughter should be terrified of Sharia law taking over the USA. Of course 6 years ago Al Gore convinced him that the oceans were going to rise by 10 feet.

He's a bit of a catastrophist.

116 Varek Raith  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:50:42pm

re: #102 Gus 802

Red baiting? Remember the big kerfuffle over the Che Guevara flag at some Obama campaign office? That was at the very beginning.

Heh, when Mississippi changes their flag, I'll be outraged about one Che flag in some office.
;)
Welcome back!
:)

117 Kronocide  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:50:55pm

re: #113 publicityStunted

OMFG. That still hurts....

118 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:52:16pm

This is interesting.

Philly Police Radio Broadcasting 1st Amendment

The police scanner, a staple of every newspaper office, is a constant source of usually troublesome news. But this morning, Philadelphia Police Department dispatchers are airing something you don't typically hear: The First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

This comes as a group of protesters is rising after spending the night on the apron of City Hall, the "Occupy Philly" event an off-shoot of the Occupy Wall Street movement still going on in Manhattan. We just took a tour around City Hall. The waking protest had a jamboree quality, with people starting to staff public safety and medic stations while officers from the Police Department's Civil Affairs kept an eye on a group of people waving signs at intersections.

We're betting the First Amendment broadcast has something to do with Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey's memo to his officers, reminding them that people have the right to record sounds, pictures and video of police actions in public spaces. As the Daily News reported, that policy hasn't always been followed.

Here's what the First Amendment says...

119 Wozza Matter?  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:53:08pm

re: #113 publicityStunted

Could someone please translate this into comprehensible English?

That's positively coherent if you read Youtube comments :p

120 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:53:08pm
121 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:53:27pm

re: #116 Varek Raith

Heh, when Mississippi changes their flag, I'll be outraged about one Che flag in some office.
;)
Welcome back!
:)

Hey you. ;)

122 Achilles Tang  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:54:34pm
123 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:54:59pm

re: #118 Gus 802
I hit the link and got nothing but odd characters. Did it come from the Daily News or The Inquirer?

124 bratwurst  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:55:10pm

re: #113 publicityStunted

Could someone please translate this into comprehensible English?

You owe me a brain cell for making me read that!

125 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:56:26pm

re: #123 PhillyPretzel

I hit the link and got nothing but odd characters. Did it come from the Daily News or The Inquirer?

Strange. It works on my end. It's from Philly dot com.

126 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:56:42pm

re: #115 funky chicken

Yeah, my dad had a similar paranoia, though I don't think he ever went Gore (we were estranged for quite a few years.) No telling what the causes were, but yes. Quite the drama queen, he could be. He told me "Obama is a very dangerous man." Couldn't explain why, though, in his state of dementia at the time.

Sad.

127 Gretchen G.Tiger  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:58:06pm

re: #1 PhillyPretzel

Okay. Boiling it down to simple language you improved the website. Yay. Thank you Charles. ::: head is still spinning from all of the tech speak :::

What? I decided not to read past the first paragraph. Is there something in there I actually need to know?

128 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:58:12pm

re: #114 wozzablog

Oooo Steve Schmidt is now an MSNBC analyst. Sweet.

I was pining away for Campbell Brown earlier today.

129 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:58:12pm

This is all I could find at Philly.com. [Link: www.philly.com...]

130 Gretchen G.Tiger  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:58:40pm

How is everyone?

I just checked-out Obdicut's page. How cool!

131 bratwurst  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 5:58:56pm

re: #124 bratwurst

You owe me a brain cell for making me read that!

I will give credit where credit is due, though...at least the author of that post didn't compare Reform Judaism to radical Islam the way Glenn Beck did!

132 Gus  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:00:04pm

re: #129 PhillyPretzel

This is all I could find at Philly.com. [Link: www.philly.com...]

I pasted most of the story short of the 1st Amendment. ;)

133 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:00:20pm

re: #127 ggt
LOL

134 Gretchen G.Tiger  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:00:27pm
135 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:01:05pm

re: #113 publicityStunted

Could someone please translate this into comprehensible English?

They're either a Chinese bot or on really good drugs...

136 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:01:08pm

re: #132 Gus 802
It is okay. Once I went to philly.com the link became active.

137 Kragar  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:01:44pm
138 Gretchen G.Tiger  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:02:06pm

Obdi upstairs!!!---->

139 Wozza Matter?  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:05:25pm

re: #128 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

I was pining away for Campbell Brown earlier today.

I miss her too.

140 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:10:24pm

re: #139 wozzablog

I miss her too.

Until she quit, I had a category on the blog for a while called "Campbell Brown is Gorgeous, and Perfect". lol Was fun. The site name's a joke, but that category wasn't, must say.

141 Wozza Matter?  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:12:34pm

re: #140 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Whats she up to these days>?

142 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:17:35pm

re: #141 wozzablog

Whats she up to these days>?

I believe raising her two boys and kicking it(?) in Manhattan(?) I read, shortly after she quit/left CNN that she and Dan Senor, her husband, bought some condo in Tribeca.

Who wouldn't live in Tribeca.

I hope she goes back to newscasting some day. I read a lot of complaints in that short, odd bout with CB fandom, but I did like her reporting.

143 funky chicken  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 6:39:36pm
144 CuriousLurker  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 10:42:00pm

Great article—thanks, Charles!

145 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 10:52:56pm

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Well, at least one person decided the protests are too radical...
Occupy Wall Street protests come to Atlanta

Which Michelle Williams, the singer or the actress?

146 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sat, Oct 8, 2011 10:58:34pm

re: #40 laZardo

From that pro-Gaddafi flyer handed to me in one of the pics...

I:

They should google Volkssturm.

147 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sun, Oct 9, 2011 1:54:34am

re: #52 publicityStunted

Another difference is the lefties' example actually is guilty of horrible things :) And no, I'm not saying Blankfein literally deserves to have his head on the chopping block - just in a cell block.

QFT, again.

Fraud, people, fraud:

[Link: www.sec.gov...]

148 jaffa  Sun, Oct 9, 2011 4:56:17am

Please view page speed results for littlegreenfootballs.com

[Link: pagespeed.googlelabs.com...]

149 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 9, 2011 10:02:02am

re: #148 jaffa

Please view page speed results for littlegreenfootballs.com

[Link: pagespeed.googlelabs.com...]

And?

I'm well aware of Google Page Speed, and I've already optimized whatever code can be optimized. Most of the resources that are being flagged by Page Speed are not loading from LGF -- they're ads, or Google/Facebook buttons, etc.

Note that LGF gets a score of 91 out of 100. That's pretty good.

150 jhrhv  Mon, Oct 10, 2011 2:05:51am

re: #149 Charles

Hi Charles, not sure if it coincides exactly with this update but for about the last 24 hours LGF has been crashing my Opera browser.


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The Pandemic Cost 7 Million Lives, but Talks to Prevent a Repeat Stall In late 2021, as the world reeled from the arrival of the highly contagious omicron variant of the coronavirus, representatives of almost 200 countries met - some online, some in-person in Geneva - hoping to forestall a future worldwide ...
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Texas County at Center of Border Fight Is Overwhelmed by Migrant Deaths EAGLE PASS, Tex. - The undertaker lighted a cigarette and held it between his latex-gloved fingers as he stood over the bloated body bag lying in the bed of his battered pickup truck. The woman had been fished out ...
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