1 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:04:08pm

I still find the Robot Mule to be Nightmare fuel. No robot should be able to scream as it hunts you down.

2 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:05:18pm

WE'RE SO SCREWED

3 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:05:55pm

Robot man can do more pushup than I can.

This is not much of an accomplishment, however.

4 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:05:58pm

I, for one, would like to welcome our new robot Overlords.
/

5 Charles Johnson  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:06:14pm

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I still find the Robot Mule to be Nightmare fuel. No robot should be able to scream as it hunts you down.

[Video]

That's an earlier version of the horrific Big Dog:

6 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:06:27pm

future US Marines...probably have hands by then

7 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:07:32pm

re: #5 Charles

That's an earlier version of the horrific Big Dog:

[Video]

THE BUZZING! IT COMES! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

8 laZardo  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:07:44pm

OT

So my apartment has a view of Seattle's LGBT district of Capitol Hill and right now there is this huge freaking rainbow arcing across the sky above it.

...is it wrong that I'm snickering so much right now?

9 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:08:44pm

And so it begins.

10 laZardo  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:09:29pm
11 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:10:58pm

re: #9 Sergey Romanov

And so it begins.

Tonight.... you.

12 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:11:16pm

re: #9 Sergey Romanov

And so it begins.

yup, just wait til the Bots can reproduce themselves

13 wrenchwench  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:12:51pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Tonight... you.

[Video]

Do not trust the robot shover.

14 darthstar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:15:09pm

Great...the fucker can do more push-ups than I can.

15 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:15:22pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Tonight... you.

[Video]

That sure is worse than Handbanana.

16 darthstar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:16:55pm

re: #6 albusteve

future US Marines...probably have hands by then

Great...that's the last thing we need. Masturbating robots.

17 laZardo  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:18:54pm

re: #16 darthstar

Great...that's the last thing we need. Masturbating robots.

The fangirls are already on that.

How do you think the Transformers and Decepticons get oil changes?

18 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:19:21pm

The Israeli robot snake:

19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:19:32pm

7 year old girl just knocked on the door. Dressed as a bride. Blood all over.

She said, "Trick or treat. My husband stabbed me."

Very monotone.

Was odd.

20 laZardo  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:20:06pm

re: #18 Alouette

Zionist robotentacles.

;D

21 justaminute  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:20:24pm

Do you think the developers have enough of a sense of humor to put Arnold's mug on the robot?

22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:22:10pm

Old Glory.

Robot Insurance.

23 Dave In Austin  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:32:02pm

I am looking for John Conner!

24 SmithCommaJohn  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:48:30pm

I find the fact that it's wearing normal human shoes particularly unsettling. It's like a corpse, animated by unnatural forces, making an awful, blasphemous claim to life.

Next they're going to show it putting on and tying its shoes, at which point I'll probably have no choice but to kill myself.

25 Wozza Matter?  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:50:14pm

re: #24 SmithCommaJohn

Next they're going to show it putting on and tying its shoes, at which point I'll probably have no choice but to kill myself.

If you don't - it might - and once it has the taste for blood heaven help us all.

26 SmithCommaJohn  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:50:24pm

Oh, and OF COURSE this monstrosity is made by the same people who made that nightmarish robot mule, "BigDog."

Imagine this thing walking down your street, with BigDog on a leash.

On second thought, you probably shouldn't.

27 Targetpractice  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:50:57pm

"Listen, and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. "

28 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:54:08pm

Big Dog evolving:

29 Gus  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:54:34pm

Wars without consequence are easier to declare.

30 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:55:25pm

My favorite halloween karaoke songs to do:

31 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:55:57pm

re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

7 year old girl just knocked on the door. Dressed as a bride. Blood all over.

She said, "Trick or treat. My husband stabbed me."

Very monotone.

Was odd.

AWESOME

32 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:58:30pm

re: #29 Gus 802

Wars without consequence are easier to declare.

Mikey Moore live stream from Portland you might enjoy....
[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

33 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 4:59:32pm

We saw "Real Steel" yesterday, speaking of robots. It's like "The Champ", only the dad doesn't die and there are fighting robots.

34 Gus  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:00:23pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Mikey Moore live stream from Portland you might enjoy...
[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

Here's a video you might enjoy.

35 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:00:35pm

re: #33 prairiefire

We saw "Real Steel" yesterday, speaking of robots. It's like "The Champ", only the dad doesn't die and there are fighting robots.

but is it better than Robot Jox

36 iceweasel  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:01:37pm

re: #34 Gus 802

Here's a video you might enjoy.

[Video]

I'm sitting here with Jimmah and I turned to him and said, "I wonder if that's a butthurt video". :-)

37 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:02:11pm

If one didn't know any better, that might sound like a polite, friendly exchange.

38 Gus  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:02:19pm

re: #36 iceweasel

I'm sitting here with Jimmah and I turned to him and said, "I wonder if that's a butthurt video". :-)

lol GMTA Thought it was apt or made a good alternative since Andrew Breitbart isn't speaking tonight. ;)

39 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:03:37pm

re: #38 Gus 802

lol GMTA Thought it was apt or made a good alternative since Andrew Breitbart isn't speaking tonight. ;)

Sorry, he's giving an antiwar speech. I thought you might like it.

40 Interesting Times  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:05:08pm

re: #26 SmithCommaJohn

Imagine this thing walking down your street, with BigDog on a leash.

Best. Halloween. Prank. EVER.

41 HoosierHoops  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:05:19pm

re: #36 iceweasel

I'm sitting here with Jimmah and I turned to him and said, "I wonder if that's a butthurt video". :-)

Hi You! Tell Jimmah hello...Winston is in his pirates outfit and is totally bummed out..He is pouting..
I told him he gets to bark at tons of kids tonight...

42 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:06:40pm

The couple my wife babysits for after school offered to escort our kids with theirs for trick or treating tonight. I'm saved!

43 Gus  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:06:56pm

re: #39 Killgore Trout

Sorry, he's giving an antiwar speech. I thought you might like it.

Yeah. Peace sucks doesn't it. I mean, I'm sure that everyone can agree that being in a war is a lot of fun isn't it? Especially for unarmed civilians that might get caught in the crossfire. I have to admit thought that I kind of like your new found, and sudden, spunkiness.

44 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:08:06pm

re: #43 Gus 802

Yeah. Peace sucks doesn't it. I mean, I'm sure that everyone can agree that being in a war is a lot of fun isn't it? Especially for unarmed civilians that might get caught in the crossfire. I have to admit thought that I kind of like your new found, and sudden, spunkiness.

You're missing out. He just got heckled a little bit for being so rich.

45 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:14:16pm

re: #42 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The couple my wife babysits for after school offered to escort our kids with theirs for trick or treating tonight. I'm saved!

from what?...hanging out with your kids?

46 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:15:36pm

It's going to be another coat-over-the-costume night here.

47 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:16:51pm
48 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:17:22pm

re: #46 EmmmieG

It's going to be another coat-over-the-costume night here.

That always sucked. It's cold here tonight too. I'm turning off the lights and hiding. No candy here.

49 freetoken  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:17:31pm

Interesting anthro and genetics paper published today in PNAS:

Archaic human ancestry in East Asia

Recent studies of ancient genomes have suggested that gene flow from archaic hominin groups to the ancestors of modern humans occurred on two separate occasions during the modern human expansion out of Africa. At the same time, decreasing levels of human genetic diversity have been found at increasing distance from Africa as a consequence of human expansion out of Africa. We analyzed the signal of archaic ancestry in modern human populations, and we investigated how serial founder models of human expansion affect the signal of archaic ancestry using simulations. For descendants of an archaic admixture event, we show that genetic drift coupled with ascertainment bias for common alleles can cause artificial but largely predictable differences in similarity to archaic genomes. In genotype data from non-Africans, this effect results in a biased genetic similarity to Neandertals with increasing distance from Africa. However, in addition to the previously reported gene flow between Neandertals and non-Africans as well as gene flow between an archaic human population from Siberia (“Denisovans”) and Oceanians, we found a significant affinity between East Asians, particularly Southeast Asians, and the Denisova genome—a pattern that is not expected under a model of solely Neandertal admixture in the ancestry of East Asians. These results suggest admixture between Denisovans or a Denisova-related population and the ancestors of East Asians, and that the history of anatomically modern and archaic humans might be more complex than previously proposed.

Earlier the Denisovan genetic heritage was shown in various Oceania current populations, but if indeed there is identifiable Denisovan ancestry among other East Asian groups then this will lead to some interesting consequences wrt how we view the over all Homo sapiens population.

My particular concern is that this information will be manipulated by the genetic racists as further proof of superiority or inferiority of certain racists.

Oh, and the creationists are still in denial about the whole thing.

50 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:18:55pm

David Duke interviews Wall Street Protestor Patricia McAllister. Part 1


They get along surprisingly well. I almost feel bad for her. It's kinda sad.
51 Gus  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:20:10pm

OWS. Again. How exciting.

52 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:20:13pm

re: #47 Stanley Sea

oh wow!

53 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:20:43pm

re: #45 albusteve

from what?...hanging out with your kids?

I got stuck taking the neighbor's kids around last year. This year I'm passing out the candy at home

54 freetoken  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:21:41pm

re: #51 Gus 802

OWS. Again. How exciting.

Well, it's Monday, which means DWTS is tonight, so I can escape into an alternate universe.

55 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:21:47pm

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I got stuck taking the neighbor's kids around last year. This year I'm passing out the candy at home

ah...so you really are a good guy after all....
don't worry me like that

56 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:24:01pm

re: #55 albusteve

ah...so you really are a good guy after all...
don't worry me like that

I've got to make sure the nice kids around the neighborhood get the good candy, while the worthless shits get the candy corn and taffy bowl.

57 lawhawk  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:27:03pm

Grrrrr... just checked the PSEG website - they say that power's been restored.

I just called neighbors. No dice. No power.

This sucks. Hard.

And it's no wonder that people's frustrations are rising against the utilities. PSEG is actually doing better than a few others in the area - where the power might not come back til the end of the week.

Grrrr.

58 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:27:27pm

re: #44 Killgore Trout

You're missing out. He just got heckled a little bit for being so rich.

Well, he hasn't been in touch to tell me that he's taken my advice about Sankofa African Arts.

59 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:27:36pm

re: #56 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've got to make sure the nice kids around the neighborhood get the good candy, while the worthless shits get the candy corn and taffy bowl.

have you ever seen those candy corn razor blades?
me neither

60 wrenchwench  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:27:57pm

Nobody has trick-or-treated at our place since we moved up a big hill and onto a scary gravel driveway eight years ago, but Mr. w has talked to the mom across the street, and we are getting one guaranteed costumed kid this year, so I gotta go, 'cause it's getting dark. I don't want to miss him!

61 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:29:55pm

re: #60 wrenchwench

Nobody has trick-or-treated at our place since we moved up a big hill and onto a scary gravel driveway eight years ago, but Mr. w has talked to the mom across the street, and we are getting one guaranteed costumed kid this year, so I gotta go, 'cause it's getting dark. I don't want to miss him!

Still light here. But I'm ready.

62 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:30:00pm

re: #57 lawhawk

Grrr... just checked the PSEG website - they say that power's been restored.

I just called neighbors. No dice. No power.

This sucks. Hard.

And it's no wonder that people's frustrations are rising against the utilities. PSEG is actually doing better than a few others in the area - where the power might not come back til the end of the week.

Grrr.

living up in south west MI, we lost our power 14 times in 12 months...Consumers Power would hire contractors from out of state to fix the infrastructure damage...maximum frustration

63 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:31:25pm

re: #61 Stanley Sea

Still light here. But I'm ready.

I have a giant bowl of Milky Way miniatures ready to go. If any kids come by.

If not, my husband and I will have a lot of chocolate to eat. I pray we will bear up well under this affliction.

64 freetoken  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:33:29pm

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

I wonder if the whole Trick-or-treat thing has played out so much that it will completely disappear? Where I live now I've not had any Halloween visitors the past couple of years and don't expect any tonight. I used to buy a bag of Dove miniatures just in case but I'd end up eating all of them later.

65 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:33:44pm

re: #58 SanFranciscoZionist

Well, he hasn't been in touch to tell me that he's taken my advice about Sankofa African Arts.

I'm sure he's patronizing five star hotels and fancy restaurants while here in town so I guess that's all we can hope for. I wonder if he takes private jets to avoid being seen by the public sitting in first class.

66 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:34:00pm

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

I have a giant bowl of Milky Way miniatures ready to go. If any kids come by.

If not, my husband and I will have a lot of chocolate to eat. I pray we will bear up well under this affliction.

Milky Way is a natural aphrodisiac....you'll be fine

67 Killgore Trout  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:34:45pm

re: #64 freetoken

I wonder if the whole Trick-or-treat thing has played out so much that it will completely disappear? Where I live now I've not had any Halloween visitors the past couple of years and don't expect any tonight. I used to buy a bag of Dove miniatures just in case but I'd end up eating all of them later.

It has become sort of an adult holiday. I notice fewer trick or treating kids every year.

68 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:35:08pm

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist
The trick or treaters know I am not giving out anything. If I give out anything it is pennies.

69 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:35:34pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

It has become sort of an adult holiday. I notice fewer trick or treating kids every year.

it's a retailers dream...a monster

70 HoosierHoops  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:35:56pm

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

I have a giant bowl of Milky Way miniatures ready to go. If any kids come by.

If not, my husband and I will have a lot of chocolate to eat. I pray we will bear up well under this affliction.

Winston has been going crazy barking dressed up in his Pirates outfit as kids come by...He is so cute and I'm here bored handing out treats waiting for the Game to start..

71 freetoken  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:36:14pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

It has become sort of an adult holiday.

It appears to have become just another excuse for college crowd to get drunk (which is was even way back when I was in college.)

72 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:36:37pm

Satan is right behind Jesus in the commercial world...chew on that

73 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:36:53pm

re: #64 freetoken

I wonder if the whole Trick-or-treat thing has played out so much that it will completely disappear? Where I live now I've not had any Halloween visitors the past couple of years and don't expect any tonight. I used to buy a bag of Dove miniatures just in case but I'd end up eating all of them later.

We have a lot of kids in the building, but few trick-or-treaters. It's an apartment building in a suburban neighborhood, the manager is cranky, and I think the parents tend to lead the kids out into the neighborhood, where the single-family houses are decorated and ready to distribute candy.

Families from outside, meanwhile, don't usually come into the building.

74 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:37:22pm

re: #65 Killgore Trout

I'm sure he's patronizing five star hotels and fancy restaurants while here in town so I guess that's all we can hope for. I wonder if he takes private jets to avoid being seen by the public sitting in first class.

All I wanted was for him to buy an enormous brass giraffe statue. Or an antique mask.

75 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:37:27pm

re: #35 WindUpBird

but is it better than Robot Jox

I haven't seen that, but Raw Steel is probably more smaltzhy. They had some heart warming slo mo good dad triumphs scenes. Hug me Hugh Jackman looked good.

76 Obdicut  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:37:47pm

re: #73 SanFranciscoZionist

On the upper east side in New York, the doormen distribute candy so that the dwellers don't have to.

77 windsagio  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:37:55pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

A lot of parents I know don't like having their kids out at night that much, even with supervision.

Combined with the 'razorblades/poison in the candy' urban legends, I think paranoia has kind of killed Halloween.

*a lot of churches and shools do 'safe trick or treating' events that families attend too.

78 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:38:18pm

re: #76 Obdicut

On the upper east side in New York, the doormen distribute candy so that the dwellers don't have to.

We don't have a doorman, else I would assign him the Milky Ways.

79 lawhawk  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:38:55pm

Been watching the NYC Halloween parade. Good times... that's for sure. Some really inventive costumes... and a few that aren't.

80 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:12pm

re: #56 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've got to make sure the nice kids around the neighborhood get the good candy, while the worthless shits get the candy corn and taffy bowl.

this made me lol :D


JUST NOTHING BUT BIT-O-HONEYS AND SESAME SEED CANDY, TAKE THAT YOU ZIP-GUN CARRYING HOOLIGANS

81 windsagio  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:12pm

re: #78 SanFranciscoZionist

seems to me that in-apartment trick-or-treating would be WAAAY more time efficient, well if I were thinking of it as a greedy kid ;)

82 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:23pm

re: #77 windsagio

Apparently "Trunk Or Treating" is big now.

83 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:23pm

It's winding down here in CDT. We've handed out most of 3 bowls of candy, 4 dog biscuits, and a Corona.

84 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:23pm

re: #77 windsagio
That is why I give out pennies. Most kids think it is cute; parents usually smile.

85 jaunte  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:30pm

Lots of kids in my neighborhood are trick-or-treating tonight. My wife decided she would pass out sidewalk chalk along with the candy. I wonder what the house will look like tomorrow.

86 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:39:54pm

re: #75 prairiefire

I haven't seen that, but it's probably more smaltzhy.

The lameness of Robot Jox cannot be measured with any craft we here wield

87 windsagio  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:40:17pm

re: #84 PhillyPretzel

lol I haven't been a kid for a long time, but I'd be so pisst if somebody gave me a penny :D

88 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:40:30pm

Apparently, the Twitters who were advocates for the NTC are paying attention to us. ChangeinLibya retweeted this:

No candy until you sign a No-Tax pledge. #rightwinghalloween

89 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:40:30pm

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist

I have a giant bowl of Milky Way miniatures ready to go. If any kids come by.

If not, my husband and I will have a lot of chocolate to eat. I pray we will bear up well under this affliction.

Ineed a prairie or emmie mom to help w/these fake black nails.. no typing then

90 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:41:22pm

re: #85 jaunte

Lots of kids in my neighborhood are trick-or-treating tonight. My wife decided she would pass out sidewalk chalk along with the candy. I wonder what the house will look like tomorrow.

pass out rattlecans and toilet paper

"Happy Halloween, kids! I worship the Chaos Lords! Hail Arioch!"

91 ProBosniaLiberal  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:41:35pm

Also, this has just come out of Lebanon.

Lebanon's Gen. Ashraf Rifi says Syria is responsible for kidnapping dissidents on Lebanese soil.

The Linkie

92 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:42:24pm

re: #87 windsagio

lol I haven't been a kid for a long time, but I'd be so pisst if somebody gave me a penny :D

cough green, you cancerous bint, I demand at least a five-spot

93 jaunte  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:42:34pm

re: #90 WindUpBird

"..And grab a vuvuzela for your kid brother, too..."

94 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:42:57pm

re: #93 jaunte

"..And grab a vuvuzela for your kid brother, too..."

Here's a coupon for free drum lessons! And a taser!

95 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:43:25pm

re: #94 WindUpBird

Here's a coupon for free drum lessons! And a taser!

LOL!

96 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:43:51pm

re: #73 SanFranciscoZionist

We have a lot of kids in the building, but few trick-or-treaters. It's an apartment building in a suburban neighborhood, the manager is cranky, and I think the parents tend to lead the kids out into the neighborhood, where the single-family houses are decorated and ready to distribute candy.

Families from outside, meanwhile, don't usually come into the building.

I live in a neighborhood where the parents bring their kids to t-o-t. Halloween eve on public transportation is pretty cute.

You may have heard - the city has also banned the legendary "party" in the Castro this year. I'm glad. I stopped going to that about 7-8 years ago when it seemed to me a bunch of gawkers from out of town. It was probably that long before then, but at least no one was getting hurt/killed.

97 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:45:00pm

re: #81 windsagio

seems to me that in-apartment trick-or-treating would be WAAAY more time efficient, well if I were thinking of it as a greedy kid ;)

It's two tiers of apartments around an open courtyard--very efficient indeed, and hopefully at least some of the kids will come around. SOme of the parents decorated their doors and windows this year, so that may indicate more interest.

The building is really lousy about kids, though.

98 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:45:21pm

"Trunk Or Treat"[Link: cupcakechatter.com...]

99 Kragar  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:45:30pm

re: #86 WindUpBird

The lameness of Robot Jox cannot be measured with any craft we here wield

100 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:45:56pm

re: #97 SanFranciscoZionist

my apartment literally just passed out orange signs that were like "you wnat trick-or-treaters? put this on your door!" efficiency, I guess!

101 windsagio  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:46:03pm

re: #97 SanFranciscoZionist

aww that's too bad. What a missed opportunity.

102 windsagio  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:46:39pm

Last Halloween, WUB made a little kid cry!

True story!

103 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:46:44pm

Woo! I just had a homeless-like guy peek in (we're on a bus line)

I chickened out. Give me kids first, then...

104 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:46:53pm

re: #98 prairiefire

BRB with my Ford Econoline Molestor Van

105 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:47:41pm

re: #100 WindUpBird

my apartment literally just passed out orange signs that were like "you wnat trick-or-treaters? put this on your door!" efficiency, I guess!

In our neighborhood, if you want to play you decorate and light porch and driveway lights. Otherwise the kids just skip you.

106 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:47:51pm

re: #102 windsagio

Last Halloween, WUB made a little kid cry!

True story!

the little fucker saw what real power was, he looked into the galactic bird eyeball and found himself in a place where time has no meaning

107 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:48:07pm

re: #97 SanFranciscoZionist

It's two tiers of apartments around an open courtyard--very efficient indeed, and hopefully at least some of the kids will come around. SOme of the parents decorated their doors and windows this year, so that may indicate more interest.

The building is really lousy about kids, though.

Dense, relatively new, well-lit suburban neighborhood.

Going to be a busy night.

108 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:48:36pm

re: #106 WindUpBird

the little fucker saw what real power was, he looked into the galactic bird eyeball and found himself in a place where time has no meaning

Ooh, you meany meany.

Did he run away and steal a time machine?

109 HoosierHoops  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:49:00pm

If I were a kid these days I'd get me and my buddies to dress up as gansta rappers..Bring a Boom box playing 50 cent 'In da House'.. I'd flash a toy gun and demand Cash, Drugs or da woman of the house..
That's how we'd roll..
/

110 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:49:35pm

Had about 40 trick or treaters. Gave away the good stuff.

The back-up emergency snack size candy bar bag is MINE ALL MINE!

111 Targetpractice  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:49:54pm

re: #108 EmmmieG

Ooh, you meany meany.

Did he run away and steal a time machine?

No, just spent the rest of his days hearing the sound of drums in his head.

112 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:50:01pm

kids just came by! One was an evil clown, so I went "A juggalo! The dark carnival has arrived!

113 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:51:18pm

re: #108 EmmmieG

Ooh, you meany meany.

Did he run away and steal a time machine?

Ideally, he's building a shrine to the bird god

eventually he'll build his own, after sorting out his subconscious, and fly between worlds :D

114 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:52:12pm

re: #106 WindUpBird

the little fucker saw what real power was, he looked into the galactic bird eyeball and found himself in a place where time has no meaning

kids or no kids, this is gonna be a fun night.

115 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:52:42pm

re: #107 EmmmieG

Dense, relatively new, well-lit suburban neighborhood.

Going to be a busy night.

if I ever live in the suburbs, my halloween schtick is going to be aiming a combo amp out the front window and playing the really eerie slayer intro riffs as kids arrive

oh look jimmy! You're South of Heaven now!

116 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:52:52pm

re: #96 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

I live in a neighborhood where the parents bring their kids to t-o-t. Halloween eve on public transportation is pretty cute.

You may have heard - the city has also banned the legendary "party" in the Castro this year. I'm glad. I stopped going to that about 7-8 years ago when it seemed to me a bunch of gawkers from out of town. It was probably that long before then, but at least no one was getting hurt/killed.

I'm in Contra Costa now--sad about Castro Halloween. A grand old tradition.

I used to live at Fifth Avenue and Lake. I think they brought kids to trick-or-treat from all over the city. My landlady would buy barrels of candy. The good stuff too. She was awesome.

117 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:53:02pm

re: #114 Stanley Sea

kids or no kids, this is gonna be a fun night.

sadly, I will be leaving for my karaoke bar at 9ish pst ;-)

118 Stanghazi  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:53:12pm

I just put a reeses package in my spider web outside the door. I minor light, and no way on the candles.

119 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:54:56pm

re: #105 Decatur Deb

In our neighborhood, if you want to play you decorate and light porch and driveway lights. Otherwise the kids just skip you.

I think there's a Halloween party in one of the apartments across from me. About fifteen groups of adults holding small children and talking about candy in Spanish have drifted by in the last half hour.

120 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:55:11pm

re: #116 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm in Contra Costa now--sad about Castro Halloween. A grand old tradition.

I used to live at Fifth Avenue and Lake. I think they brought kids to trick-or-treat from all over the city. My landlady would buy barrels of candy. The good stuff too. She was awesome.

cities are not for tricker treating....it's definitely a flyover/burb gig, no matter how you cut it

121 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:55:46pm

I have to return a movie and am going out for a drink. The neighborhood bar should be pretty calm about now.

122 Targetpractice  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:56:12pm

Apparently there was a couple down the street that was handing out candy to kids and beers to adults. Heh.

123 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:56:19pm

re: #120 albusteve

cities are not for tricker treating...it's definitely a flyover/burb gig, no matter how you cut it

SE is sorta not quite either, it's like a burby little nook in outer SE Portland. it's technically inside city limits, but yet there's deer that wander through the parking lot

124 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:56:28pm

re: #122 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Apparently there was a couple down the street that was handing out candy to kids and beers to adults. Heh.

YES

125 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:58:18pm

re: #123 WindUpBird

SE is sorta not quite either, it's like a burby little nook in outer SE Portland. it's technically inside city limits, but yet there's deer that wander through the parking lot

sounds like a nice enviro...out a bit but not too far

126 Targetpractice  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:58:31pm

Not as many kids this year...meaning there's this large bowl of candy left...hmm...

127 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:59:13pm

re: #122 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Apparently there was a couple down the street that was handing out candy to kids and beers to adults. Heh.

A friend came by with an empty koozie and two kids with full bags.

128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 5:59:32pm

re: #125 albusteve

sounds like a nice enviro...out a bit but not too far

it totally works as that, I can bop downtown in a few minutes, there's neighborhood pubs nearby, it's dense enough but not too dense, not CITY!!! dense

(the occasional petty car break-in, but I can deal)

129 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:01:49pm

re: #128 WindUpBird

it totally works as that, I can bop downtown in a few minutes, there's neighborhood pubs nearby, it's dense enough but not too dense, not CITY!!! dense

(the occasional petty car break-in, but I can deal)

my pad is 5mi from downtown ABQ...but it has the flavor of rural Missouri...chickens, goats, junk...I love it

130 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:04:24pm

re: #129 albusteve

my pad is 5mi from downtown ABQ...but it has the flavor of rural Missouri...chickens, goats, junk...I love it

With possibly more teeth./ I kid, I kid.

131 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:08:05pm

The Chiefs are ahead.

132 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:12:28pm

T or T is 'officially' over, and we didn't have to go into the emergency pretzels. There were probably 10x the number of kids we had a few years ago--the preachers are losing their grip.

Hmmm. What kind of candy goes with Yeunglings?

133 prairiefire  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:13:54pm

re: #132 Decatur Deb

What is Yeunglings?

134 albusteve  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:20:55pm

re: #132 Decatur Deb

T or T is 'officially' over, and we didn't have to go into the emergency pretzels. There were probably 10x the number of kids we had a few years ago--the preachers are losing their grip.

Hmmm. What kind of candy goes with Yeunglings?

I wonder what the Vatican is handing out...

135 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:22:21pm

re: #134 albusteve

I wonder what the Vatican is handing out...

Indulgences.

136 Decatur Deb  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 6:23:44pm

re: #133 prairiefire

What is Yeunglings?

Decent old OH/FL brewery--claims to be the oldest operating.

137 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 11:22:38pm

re: #50 Killgore Trout

David Duke interviews Wall Street Protestor Patricia McAllister. Part 1

[Video]
They get along surprisingly well. I almost feel bad for her. It's kinda sad.

Thanks, KT. Interesting how this scum has to lie about only hating the "main Zionist Jews", not about "an average Jew". Her own site tells a very different story.

138 CuriousLurker  Mon, Oct 31, 2011 11:42:30pm

re: #137 Sergey Romanov

Sounds kinda like how Geller doesn't hate all Muslims?

Black woman and former Grand Wizard of the KKK find common cause. Up is down, day is night, east is west...moronic convergence strikes again. O_o

139 Idle Drifter  Tue, Nov 1, 2011 11:03:51am

Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

140 SmithCommaJohn  Tue, Nov 1, 2011 11:35:07am

It goes without saying that this can only end one of two ways, right?


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