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1 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:14:09pm

Santorum has a certain type of spiel that doesn’t package well into 30 seconds.

2 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:14:22pm

Next time I interview for a job I’m going to tell the company how much I hate them which is why I’d be perfect to work there.

3 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:15:12pm

“Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, then get elected and prove it.”

4 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:15:44pm

I kinda talked about this early in regards to Joe Walsh. Sounds stupid to elect someone who hates the government to lead the uh government.

5 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:04pm

re: #4 HappyWarrior

I kinda talked about this early in regards to Joe Walsh. Sounds stupid to elect someone who hates the government to lead the uh government.

Like interviewing someone to be your nanny and they just go on and on about their passionate hatred of children.

6 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:05pm

*facepalm* Nice one, Rick.

7 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:07pm

lol!valium wearing off!

8 Altermite  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:08pm

fuck it, he’s drunk again. he has to be.

9 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:20pm

see, i toldja

rombly is a gonna run on “if obama is reelected we will all die and the flying monkeys will rape dorothy”

did you know that if that french revolution sympathizer jefferson is elected he will burn all your bibles

10 Jerk  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:22pm

No sir, heh heh, we’ll remove all the agencies.

11 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:35pm

Perry really needs that magic juice tonight.

12 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:42pm

Wow total meltdown.

13 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:42pm

Obama wants a Jobs plan. America wants a jobs plan.

Obama wants higher taxes on millionaires. America wants higher taxes on millionares/

Giving the Americans what they want? = campaigning 24/7 (apparently).

14 recusancy  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:47pm

Wow.

15 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:17:51pm

All them dern agencies, I’ll take ‘em out.

16 The Shadow Do  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:02pm

Oops

17 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:03pm

somebody buy poor old rick a drink please

18 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:03pm

Perry = Goner.

19 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:12pm

re: #5 Charleston Chew

Like interviewing someone to be your nanny and they just go on and on about their passionate hatred of children.

Heh yes.

20 mr.fusion  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:16pm

Well Perry just took a dump on himself on national TV……that was pretty amazing

21 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:31pm

Perry’s drawl ties his tougue into a knot.

22 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:31pm

Perry’s either drunk or he doesn’t give a fuck anymore…”The EPA…there you go!”

23 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:38pm

Holy shit, can we get past 999 please???

24 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:44pm

re: #20 mr.fusion

Well Perry just took a dump on himself on national TV…that was pretty amazing

Definitely worthy of a future spoof.

25 HoosierHoops  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:18:54pm

OMG.. Perry.. That was unbelievable…Can you say toast?

26 Meitantei  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:06pm

I like how bold is important….. as opposed to rational.

Also, has there been any talk about Cain’s problems with females?

27 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:07pm

Good thing I don’t kick the dog every time I hear 999. I’d be turned in for abuse.

28 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:07pm

999. does bold equal stupid.

29 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:14pm

re: #23 JasonA

If you just understand it, then you will demand it.

30 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:23pm

“9 9 9”

if you want to advertize promotions please go back to selling pizza

31 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:33pm

Perry just illustrated why people comment when they hear someone who is articulate.

32 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:43pm

re: #23 JasonA

Holy shit, can we get past 999 please???

“It’s bold.”

I get it. So was the dump I took at 3 pm this afternoon. But I don’t keep talking about it…

33 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:48pm

Okay…I have to rewind and watch Perry again.

34 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:19:57pm

I don’t even like Rick Perry, and that was painful to watch.

35 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:20:13pm

Buddy Roemer solved social security - increase the retirement age by one month a year for twenty four years.

36 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:20:20pm

What happened with Perry?

37 Altermite  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:20:34pm

re: #36 HappyWarrior

What happened with Perry?

Withdrawal

38 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:20:48pm

re: #36 HappyWarrior

What happened with Perry?

his brain shut down.

39 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:20:57pm

Newt’s getting awfully pointy.

40 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:21:20pm

chile is too far away for the news to get here that their ss model failed and they mostly repealed it

41 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:21:51pm

Tax cuts must be continued…unless they help the poor, because that doesn’t count as a tax increase.

42 Jerk  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:11pm

re: #36 HappyWarrior

What happened with Perry?

He was so desperate that he looked to Ron Paul for answers.

43 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:21pm

Perry campaign’s new slogan: “No, I can’t…oops.”

44 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:21pm

re: #38 mracb

his brain shut down.

If this were a movie, this is the point where Rick Perry pulls off a Mission Impossible-style mask and admits, “I’m not really Rick Perry. There is no Rick Perry.”

45 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:21pm

Perry must have shorted himself on InTrade.

46 The Shadow Do  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:35pm

I’m in Texas. Perry is my governor. That was a revelatory moment for all but those of us in Texas.

Oops

47 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:39pm

re: #40 engineer dog

chile is too far away for the news to get here that their ss model failed and they mostly repealed it

I take it Cain brought that up. He forgets to mention that the Chilean SS model wasn’t exactly uh democratically implemented.

48 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:44pm

re: #41 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Tax cuts must be continued…unless they help the poor, because that doesn’t count as a tax increase.

999. Increase taxes on 99% of Americans by atleast 9%.

49 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:22:51pm

Romney: I will create jobs by getting rid of many thousands of them.

50 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:23:14pm

Romney jumps on the government-employee as boogeyman bandwagon again.

51 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:23:36pm

I think Perry was trying a Hail Mary pass with the “good ole boy” act and made the mistake of holding up three finger when he only had two ideas.

52 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:23:42pm

…seriously, Michele? Payroll taxes causing deficits are bad, but the Bush Tax Cuts costing us trillions aren’t?

53 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:23:58pm

Romney ideas to deal with unemployment and recession:

1. Fire people.
2. Cut the pay of those still working.

54 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:24:01pm

Social Security’s in the red? Really? You sure about that, Michele?

55 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:24:08pm

re: #49 JasonA

Romney: I will create jobs by getting rid of many thousands of them.

Ari Berman tweets:
Cutting federal workforce by 10 % would lead to 200,000 lost jobs

56 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:24:42pm

Santelli is making a speech - not asking a question.

57 reine.de.tout  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:24:56pm

I didn’t see it, so I’m not quite sure what Perry did. Must have been a biggie.

From the conservative side of things, these tweets, if y’all are interested:


murphymike mike murphy
People now jumping out of windows at Perry HQ in TX. That one really, really hurt.
4 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Retweeted by JonahNRO

davidfrum davidfrum
The real loser just now: Saturday Night Live. How do they mock this?
4 minutes ago

jpodhoretz John Podhoretz
Is anyone going to give Rick Perry a dollar after tonight?
4 minutes ago

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Oh. My. Goodness.
5 minutes ago

davidfrum davidfrum
The other candidates look sorry for him

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Right now someone is taking down a Perry for President sign.

58 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:24:59pm

Private sector workers—19% college.
Fed employees—40% college.

59 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:25:16pm

re: #55 jaunte

Ari Berman tweets:
Cutting federal workforce by 10 % would lead to 200,000 lost jobs

yeh but they’d have 99 weeks of unemployment!

60 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:25:27pm

re: #57 reine.de.tout

I honestly think Perry may be ill in some way, and I now feel bad for him. Seriously.

61 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:25:27pm

re: #55 jaunte

Ari Berman tweets:
Cutting federal workforce by 10 % would lead to 200,000 lost jobs

But they’re not real jobs, so it doesn’t count.

62 reine.de.tout  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:01pm

re: #60 Obdicut

I honestly think Perry may be ill in some way, and I now feel bad for him. Seriously.

He did not seem right in that weird speech I saw the other day.
Is he continuing in that vein tonight?

63 Altermite  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:11pm

re: #57 reine.de.tout

Actually crapped his pants on stage.

Really, he said he had three points to deliver, named two, and got really confused for the next 20 seconds until the moderator put him out of his misery.

64 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:15pm

The WSJ editorial board…you mean the one Murdoch’s playing like puppets these days?

65 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:28pm

re: #56 wozzablog

Santelli is making a speech - not asking a question.

Cramer was doing it earlier. The questions are unprofessional for a Presidential debate. The kind of opinion-disguised-as-questions you’d expect from the audience at a q&a at Comicon.

66 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:38pm

re: #61 freetoken

But they’re not real jobs, so it doesn’t count.

Well, you see, you fire the federal workers, replace them with contract workers with less oversight and fewer controls, pay those contractors more in the end for the same amount of work, and you wind up a net loser in every way.

It’s science!

67 Jerk  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:43pm

The Twitter ticker has a constant stream of “Wow. Just wow.” for Perry.

68 recusancy  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:50pm

re: #60 Obdicut

I honestly think Perry may be ill in some way, and I now feel bad for him. Seriously.

That’s what I keep thinking but people say he acts like this all the time in Texas. And it’s probably why he wouldn’t debate when running for governor.

69 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:26:57pm

re: #62 reine.de.tout

He couldn’t name the Federal agencies he would cut.

70 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:27:08pm

re: #62 reine.de.tout

He did not seem right in that weird speech I saw the other day.
Is he continuing in that vein tonight?

Less gleeful and frenzied, more just… befuddled and stuck.

71 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:27:26pm

Dear John Huntsman -

The Wall Street Journal hasn’t had a decent op-ed page since Murdoch turned it into the NY Post you wouldn’t be ashamed to be seen reading ojn the subway.

72 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:27:43pm

Cheers for getting rid of student loans!

73 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:27:49pm

Once again, college costs go up because our demand has gone up.

With the belief that everyone should go to college one gets the problem of expanding the supply to meet that demand.

74 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:01pm

re: #66 Obdicut

Well, you see, you fire the federal workers, replace them with contract workers with less oversight and fewer controls, pay those contractors more in the end for the same amount of work, and you wind up a net loser in every way.

It’s science!

Yeah, ask the DoD about the wonders of private contractors, I’m sure you’ll hear glowing reports.

///

75 Denji  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:05pm

LarrySabato Larry Sabato
To my memory, Perry’s forgetfulness is the most devastating moment of any modern primary debate.

76 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:14pm

Tax credits for income they don’t have. Brilliant.

77 HoosierHoops  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:23pm

re: #63 Altermite

Actually crapped his pants on stage.

Really, he said he had three points to deliver, named two, and got really confused for the next 20 seconds until the moderator put him out of his misery.

It will go viral on youtube.. Perry isn’t very smart is he?
The look on his face was priceless

78 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:37pm

Fucking technology. How do they pay for it?

79 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:41pm

It would be funny if Perry suddenly shouted out “LABOR! That’s the third one…sorry.”

80 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:48pm

The way you pay for cell phones and computers? My Visa card will cover a degree???

81 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:28:57pm

WTF Ron?

82 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:29:10pm

FED!!

83 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:29:23pm

Ron’s answer to college debts: END THE FED!

Thanks Uncle Ron.

84 Meitantei  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:29:34pm

END THE FED INFLATION WILL KILL US ALL GAIZ

WEIMMMAAAARRRRRRR

85 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:29:46pm

re: #81 mracb

WTF Ron?

I want that on a t-shirt.

86 The Shadow Do  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:29:58pm

re: #77 HoosierHoops

It will go viral on youtube.. Perry isn’t very smart is he?
The look on his face was priceless

No, sadly he is not. Good hair will take one only so far.

87 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:08pm

Sure, a cell phone costs about as much as college tuition, right?

88 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:08pm

How about: College isn’t for everyone. We need more trade schools. We need to work with the unions to get the old members training up new skilled labor so we don’t have to import so many welders from outside the US.

Oh sorry, that includes the word ‘unions’ in it so it can’t be used.

89 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:24pm

samsteinhp Sam Stein

“the only thing we have to fear is… shit, what’s that word i’m trying to find…. fuck it.” #perrystatements

90 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:50pm

re: #87 Charles

Sure, a cell phone costs about as much as college tuition, right?

A friend of mine just gave me an Iphone 3g with a cracked screen, and I bought her a bottle of wine. Tomorrow I’m going to head down to NYU with a case of beer and see what degree I can get.

91 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:50pm

apparently the problem is that the student loan program is driving up costs by encouraging commoners and peasants to go to college

92 recusancy  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:30:50pm

re: #88 Obdicut

How about: College isn’t for everyone. We need more trade schools. We need to work with the unions to get the old members training up new skilled labor so we don’t have to import so many welders from outside the US.

Oh sorry, that includes the word ‘unions’ in it so it can’t be used.

That’s actually a very smart idea.

93 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:31:00pm

“Put the little shits to work, they’ll learn then!”

94 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:31:04pm

I’d really like to know how many people on that stage got through school on student loans.

95 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:31:19pm

Oohh, a tricky question for Perry…

96 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:31:25pm

re: #83 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Ron’s answer to college debts: END THE FED!

Thanks Uncle Ron.

I hate that moron.

97 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:31:27pm

Energy! Too late, Rick.

98 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:05pm

re: #88 Obdicut

How about: College isn’t for everyone. We need more trade schools. We need to work with the unions to get the old members training up new skilled labor so we don’t have to import so many welders from outside the US.

Oh sorry, that includes the word ‘unions’ in it so it can’t be used.

We need less one-size-fits-all career paths and to get people working at the things they’re good at without racking up a bunch of debt.

99 reine.de.tout  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:10pm

re: #89 darthstar

samsteinhp Sam Stein

“the only thing we have to fear is… shit, what’s that word i’m trying to find… fuck it.” #perrystatements

Why I curse so much:

Image: tumblr_lscd7bWvaP1qewacoo1_500.jpg

100 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:34pm

BLEND SOCIAL SECURITY WITH TEQUILA

MAKE MARGARITAS

#PROFIT

101 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:34pm

??? Have they all had cocktails at the last break?

102 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:34pm

“If you’re on SS, you’re good. The rest of you are SOL!”

103 Girth  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:39pm

re: #91 engineer dog

apparently the problem is that the student loan program is driving up costs by encouraging commoners and peasants to go to college

The world needs ditch diggers too…

104 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:40pm

re: #92 recusancy

That’s actually a very smart idea.

Yeah, but it’ll expand union membership rolls so the GOP guys would never go for it.

105 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:41pm

Did I mention that I bought 1.7lbs of chocolate today?

I’m sure I can get through this thing…

106 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:32:42pm

Get rid of programs. Use mine instead.

107 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:02pm

re: #99 reine.de.tout

Why I curse so much:

Image: tumblr_lscd7bWvaP1qewacoo1_500.jpg

Thats’ why.

108 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:14pm

Perry’s getting worse from debate to debate. This is almost painful to watch.

109 Altermite  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:15pm

Perry is secretly an SNL plant.

110 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:19pm

perry has gone full retard. what question is he answering?

111 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:29pm

re: #98 Charleston Chew

We need less one-size-fits-all career paths and to get people working at the things they’re good at without racking up a bunch of debt.

Other disciplines need to have better parties so we end up with fewer philosophy majors. Lotta good that did me.

112 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:30pm

No Frat Left Behind

113 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:46pm

Rick Perry’s going to stand up for the young people in this country. Of course, he also wants to kill the student loan program.

114 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:33:56pm

re: #109 Altermite

Perry is secretly an SNL plant.

A secret Onion operative.

115 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:34:00pm

I can’t believe you guys can watch that crap. LOL.

Maybe it would just make me too sad because I have voted GOP before. Sigh.

116 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:34:12pm

These people suck…and I’m talking about the audience. The candidates are just pathetic.

117 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:34:19pm

So government-mandated college graduation quotas is a small-government conservative idea now?

118 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:34:30pm

“Let the kids learn what they need from the internet.”

119 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:06pm

lost the stream… anyone?

120 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:11pm

re: #113 Charles

Rick Perry’s going to stand up for the young people in this country. Of course, he also wants to kill the student loan program.

He stands up because they’re stooped a bit in the mines.

121 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:20pm

re: #119 freetoken

lost the stream… anyone?

yeah

122 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:22pm

re: #115 funky chicken

I can’t believe you guys can watch that crap. LOL.

Maybe it would just make me too sad because I have voted GOP before. Sigh.

We’re all a bunch of political junkies…or masochists. Haven’t figured out which yet.

123 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:28pm

Sullivan: “Perry is now an extra in The Walking Dead. But less articulate.”

124 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:33pm

re: #118 jaunte

“Let the kids learn what they need from the internet.”

Someone took Good Will Hunting a little too seriously.

125 diamonda2u  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:36pm

I will forever lay this “spluge”, “santorum”, “fiasco” whatever we want to call it squarely on John McCain. If that jelly backed loser had not cow towed to the evangelicals when they threatened him in 2008 about a VP candidate… had he not picked the cartoon character named Sarah Palin, we would not be looking at this stage full of … i don’t know, MTV rejects…what are they???

126 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:43pm

Young People don’t vote republican.
Women will stop voting Republican.

How many national elections can you win with white, none college attending men who don’t need medicaid or social security?

127 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:44pm

re: #119 freetoken

lost the stream… anyone?

yep
wait a few and reload, it came back after the first break when it did that

128 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:35:58pm

alternate:

[Link: www.rentadrone.tv…]

129 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:09pm

Adverts break - stream should come back.

130 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:18pm

re: #88 Obdicut

How about: College isn’t for everyone. We need more trade schools. We need to work with the unions to get the old members training up new skilled labor so we don’t have to import so many welders from outside the US.

Oh sorry, that includes the word ‘unions’ in it so it can’t be used.

Yeah, but the immigrant welders will work for minimum wage and won’t expect benefits. That’s the GOP/TP/Koch wet dream….minimum wage drones with no unions to demand decent salaries or benefits.

131 Meitantei  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:26pm

From Twitter:

“Oh that wasn’t the right nuke code? #whoops ” - President Rick Perry #cnbcdebate

132 HoosierHoops  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:38pm

Too bad America couldn’t find a nominee from the Great State of California…
Yes lizards..Reagan is dead….
These yahoos are pathetic

133 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:39pm

re: #119 freetoken

[Link: www.justin.tv…]

134 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:42pm

re: #119 freetoken

lost the stream… anyone?

Several times. A refresh brings it back though

135 jaunte  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:53pm

Andy Borowitz
Rick Perry: “I would like to abolish Social Security because I can’t remember my goddamn number.”

136 The Shadow Do  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:53pm

re: #88 Obdicut

How about: College isn’t for everyone. We need more trade schools. We need to work with the unions to get the old members training up new skilled labor so we don’t have to import so many welders from outside the US.

Oh sorry, that includes the word ‘unions’ in it so it can’t be used.

The journeyman system is hardly a new idea. Very few Mexican welders are union oriented however. Importation of them has a lot less to do with skill than it does to compensation.

137 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:36:56pm

re: #126 wozzablog

Plenty. And here’s the juice: There are enough faux feminist uninformed GOP women glued to Fox News to continue to vote GOP.

138 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:37:23pm

999!!!

139 HoosierHoops  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:37:52pm

oh f*ck..999 again…Somebody tackle him

140 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:38:24pm

Walmart must love 999. They’ve been dying to quit selling Chinese goods.
//

141 Jerk  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:38:26pm
142 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:38:46pm

“the tax code is what sends jobs overseas”

yeah 6 cents an hour don’t have nuthin to do with it nuthin i tell ya

143 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:38:51pm

The tax code sends jobs over seas???

Taxes are lower now than they were with far far far higher employment.

144 The Shadow Do  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:38:51pm

Herman Cain, one two trick pony: 999 and sexual harassment.

145 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:14pm

Trade war with China! Good times!

146 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:18pm

So, what is Romney going to do to China?

147 recusancy  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:22pm

Has Romney actually answered any questions tonight?

148 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:22pm

Mitt’s going to let his hair all the way down and tell China to suck it.

149 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:50pm

The audience laughed at Cain’s latest “9-9-9” chirp.

150 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:53pm

re: #113 Charles

Rick Perry’s going to stand up for the young people in this country. Of course, he also wants to kill the student loan program.

Well, at least they’ll be debt free and impoverished! Rick’s a glass half full kinda guy.

/

151 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:54pm

re: #147 recusancy

Has Romney actually answered any questions tonight?

Does he really have to? He’s done more for his campaign just sitting back and watching the others self-destruct.

152 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:39:59pm

re: #142 engineer dog

“the tax code is what sends jobs overseas”

yeah 6 cents an hour don’t have nuthin to do with it nuthin i tell ya

We need to bring our tax burden down to the level of the lawless parts of the Congo.

153 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:40:30pm

re: #145 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Trade war with China! Good times!

On a side note, I did read a compelling article a few weeks ago about China’s censorship and how it does cost Americans money in potential ad revenue. As I understand it the issue’s actually being brought to the FTO.

154 recusancy  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:40:54pm

re: #152 Charleston Chew

We need to bring our tax burden down to the level of the lawless parts of the Congo.

Socialist! It’s southern Somalia or you’re a commie!

155 Jerk  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:41:07pm

Oooh! Oooh! Jon Huntsman knows about China! Call on him!

156 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:41:18pm

Newt: We have to lower minimum wage to $0.50 an hour!

157 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:41:32pm

How can we be lower cost than china?

Pay workers nothing, scrape their remains off the sidewalk when they jump.

158 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:41:40pm

Alabama—first to out-grovel Harbin. Roll tide.

159 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:02pm

re: #149 Charles

booing would have been more appropriate.

160 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:14pm

Huntsman backhanding Romney for “pandering,” mod calls him. Uh-oh.

161 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:26pm

re: #157 wozzablog

How can we be lower cost than china?

Pay workers nothing, scrape their remains off the sidewalk when they jump.

Find a way to recycle those bodies. Green Jobs!!!

162 bratwurst  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:34pm

How could you possibly be surprised to only have 30 seconds to respond and why would you waste time complaining about it?

163 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:44pm

Huntsman calls Romney a panderer…heh. “Throw out applause lines and pander.” Fucking honesty in a Republican debate.

164 Meitantei  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:44pm

And Huntsman says something reasonable. Geez.

165 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:44pm

be mean huntsman be mean!

166 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:42:59pm

re: #161 Decatur Deb

Find a way to recycle those bodies. (Soylent) Green Jobs!!!

167 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:43:08pm

Man-up, Huntsman. I hate all the passive-aggressiveness of these candidates. Take your shot at your opponents and own it!

168 webevintage  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:43:16pm

re: #161 Decatur Deb

Find a way to recycle those bodies. Green Jobs!!!

SOYLENT GREEEN!!!!!!

169 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:43:35pm

re: #157 wozzablog

How can we be lower cost than china?

Pay workers nothing, scrape their remains off the sidewalk when they jump.

Which is why I haven’t rushed out to buy my kids and Ipad, even though they’ve begged for a while.

I just don’t feel right spending so much money on a thing that cost so little to make, and was made by miserable and mistreated workers.

170 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:43:37pm

re: #164 Meitantei

And Huntsman says something reasonable. Geez.

Won’t do him any good, he’s spoken too much sense tonight. He’s campaigning on borrowed time.

171 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:43:46pm

China must be rolling on the floor.

172 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:44:18pm

Counterfeit chips? That’s a new one to me.

173 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:44:33pm

Mitt just gave the Bank of Japan a cardiac.

The last thing that ought to be done is let the American dollar totally float. The Fed, BoJ, ECB work hard to make sure that currencies move carefully.

174 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:44:45pm

re: #170 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Won’t do him any good, he’s spoken too much sense tonight. He’s campaigning on borrowed time.

this is his 2016 pre-campaign.

175 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:44:45pm

Bachmann…can’t be satisfied with a small fact to support herself, but pulls some batshit crazy idea about 3,000 miles of tunnels full of nukes out of her ass.

176 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:44:53pm

People’s liberation army of China?

177 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:04pm

re: #171 theheat

China must be rolling on the floor.

Democracy must look pretty silly to them right now.

178 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:04pm

3000 miles?

179 HoosierHoops  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:06pm

Mitt just accused China twice of hacking into our computers and stealing from us…
Them’s is fighting words.. So 99% of all American companies that moved to China cause they hacked the new super Duper Nike running shoe design for 50 cents an hour in labor..
You guys wanted a global economy for years..Stop bitching about the results now

180 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:17pm

re: #178 Major Tom

3000 miles?

of nukes.

181 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:22pm

It seems even the mods are starting to treat “999” as a joke.

182 Altermite  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:29pm

So I’m currently working as house manager to a bunch of chinese nationals who are attending a private high school in the US. Having to explain to them this sort of thing is not a lot of fun.

183 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:29pm

These people need enemies, (China, government employees) to be boogeyman because the applause lines are more important than reality.

184 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:45:41pm

Asking Cain about “trust and faith”…..

185 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:04pm

Cain’s going to say 999…just wait.

186 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:11pm

re: #184 wozzablog

Asking Cain about “trust and faith”…

Tricksie question.

187 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:24pm

re: #181 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

they should.

188 JAFO  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:38pm

Grow the economy but none of them have a clue how to do it.

189 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:38pm

Did Bachmann seriously say China has 3000 miles of nukes? Oh well, I guess at least she knew China had nukes unlike 9-9-9.

190 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:46:38pm

Herman ignoring question about casino capitalism…

191 Decatur Deb  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:07pm

Someone give Cramer a “Booyahh”.

192 Major Tom  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:24pm

Cain:”I will provide certainty by changing everything.”

193 Targetpractice  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:24pm

This has probably been the best moderated debate so far…which is why CNBC will never be allowed within 500 yards of another GOP debate.

194 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:24pm

Once again, these candidates seem less Presidential and more like my relatives at Thanksgiving dinner after someone made the mistake of bringing up politics. Just roll your eyes at your crazy uncles and have another piece of pie.

195 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:30pm

Jim Cramer is easily annoying enough to be a GOP candidate himself.

196 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:49pm

People are whistling for a guy with a fistful of sex scandals. Insane.

197 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:47:53pm

please don’t bother the nice candidates with problems that don’t fit into their talking points thank you

198 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:48:07pm

Perry…I got nuthin’…and now you’re pairing me with Luap Nor?

199 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:48:13pm

re: #169 funky chicken

Which is why I haven’t rushed out to buy my kids and Ipad, even though they’ve begged for a while.

I just don’t feel right spending so much money on a thing that cost so little to make, and was made by miserable and mistreated workers.

You could look at other tablets. I think Samsung makes its stuff in Korea. Sony has one, too.

200 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:48:46pm

cain is a joke. perry is damn near a vegetable.

201 jamesfirecat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:48:56pm

re: #118 jaunte

“Let the kids learn what they need from the internet.”

That’s why our Pledge of Allegiance now concludes with “One Nation under Celestia indivisible with liberty and justice for everypony.”

202 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:48:59pm

re: #196 theheat

People are whistling for a guy with a fistful of sex scandals. Insane.

They cheered Perry executing an innocent man.

They booed an active duty service member.

There is no low the current GOP active base can’t beat.

203 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:49:15pm

re: #170 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Won’t do him any good, he’s spoken too much sense tonight. He’s campaigning on borrowed time.

At this point I think Huntsman is running for 2016 and hoping that the GOP will return to sanity by then. I appreciate his optimism, if nothing else.

204 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:03pm

Oh thank god.

205 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:15pm

re: #202 freetoken

They cheered Perry executing an innocent man.

They booed an active duty service member.

There is no low the current GOP active base can’t beat.

And then they’ll act like they’re the ones who champion moral values.

206 jamesfirecat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:21pm

re: #203 funky chicken

At this point I think Huntsman is running for 2016 and hoping that the GOP will return to sanity by then. I appreciate his optimism, if nothing else.

If he was, he should be doing more to torpedo his current runs chances like saying we actually need to do things about global warming and being up for raising taxes on the rich.

207 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:24pm

re: #201 jamesfirecat

That’s why our Pledge of Allegiance now concludes with “One Nation under Celestia indivisible with liberty and justice for everypony.”

BROny

208 theheat  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:35pm

re: #203 funky chicken

He’s the only one that didn’t come off as a lying sonofabitch.

209 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:50:39pm

re: #204 JasonA

Oh thank god.

Indeed, I didn’t even need the whole 1.7 pounds.

210 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:51:08pm

re: #199 JasonA

You could look at other tablets. I think Samsung makes its stuff in Korea. Sony has one, too.

Hmmm. I’ll look at the Samsung. My last several cell phones have been made in “other than China,” which was usually Korea. S. Korea may not be eden, but it’s a hell of a lot better than China.

211 freetoken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:51:16pm

They should have had Cramer ask all the questions, it would have been more interesting.

212 Charleston Chew  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:51:21pm

re: #203 funky chicken

At this point I think Huntsman is running for 2016 and hoping that the GOP will return to sanity by then. I appreciate his optimism, if nothing else.

Sadly, I think it’ll take longer for them to be a viable political party (by which I mean viable for sane people to vote for). Maybe a generation. Long enough for their crazy base to die off.

213 Wozza Matter?  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:52:17pm

re: #208 theheat

He’s the only one that didn’t come off as a lying sonofabitch.

Pretty disengenuous at points particularly on Obama.

His views on the market scare the shit out of me, but he’s thought about it.

214 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:52:26pm

re: #210 funky chicken

Hmmm. I’ll look at the Samsung. My last several cell phones have been made in “other than China,” which was usually Korea. S. Korea may not be eden, but it’s a hell of a lot better than China.

The Galaxy Tab 10.1 is one of the best Android tablets on the market. I don’t think this is the time to buy, though. Prices should be coming down shortly.

215 darthstar  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:53:14pm

Perry’s “oops” moment.
216 zora  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:55:20pm

re: #206 jamesfirecat

2016 for the republicans. none of those things are necessary.

217 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 6:55:41pm

re: #182 Altermite

So I’m currently working as house manager to a bunch of chinese nationals who are attending a private high school in the US. Having to explain to them this sort of thing is not a lot of fun.

Especially when it comes from the party that loves, loves Wall Street and CEOs. They love the fact that CEOs and investment bankers become fabulously wealthy on the backs of underpaid Chinese factory workers, but then they turn around and bash the Chinese.

It’s revolting, disgusting, immoral, vile …

218 sagehen  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 7:13:01pm

I was impressed with the moderators; they asked good questions, followed up, and showed just the right amount of subtlety when their slightly raised eyebrows and incredulous tones of voice got across the idea that they think these people are whackos (without having to actually say so).

“So you’d let Italy fail, and not worry about if it might bring down the world economy, you only want to concern yourself with the domestic economy? Really?”

“So you’re okay with 25% of homeowners being underwater on their mortgages, and 4 million of them heading for foreclosure? You wouldn’t do anything about it?”

“So the stock market drops 400 points today, and you think that’s what people should depend on for their retirement? Entirely?”

219 TedStriker  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 7:33:50pm

re: #57 reine.de.tout

I didn’t see it, so I’m not quite sure what Perry did. Must have been a biggie.

From the conservative side of things, these tweets, if y’all are interested:

murphymike mike murphy
People now jumping out of windows at Perry HQ in TX. That one really, really hurt.
4 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Retweeted by JonahNRO

davidfrum davidfrum
The real loser just now: Saturday Night Live. How do they mock this?
4 minutes ago

jpodhoretz John Podhoretz
Is anyone going to give Rick Perry a dollar after tonight?
4 minutes ago

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Oh. My. Goodness.
5 minutes ago

davidfrum davidfrum
The other candidates look sorry for him

JonahNRO Jonah Goldberg
Right now someone is taking down a Perry for President sign.

I can’t help but bust out with a big ol’ “BWAHAHAHA!!!” right about now….

220 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 9, 2011 7:37:30pm

re: #179 HoosierHoops

Mitt just accused China twice of hacking into our computers and stealing from us…
Them’s is fighting words.. So 99% of all American companies that moved to China cause they hacked the new super Duper Nike running shoe design for 50 cents an hour in labor..
You guys wanted a global economy for years..Stop bitching about the results now

AMEN

221 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Thu, Nov 10, 2011 12:50:19am

re: #65 Charleston Chew

Cramer was doing it earlier. The questions are unprofessional for a Presidential debate. The kind of opinion-disguised-as-questions you’d expect from the audience at a q&a at Comicon.

It’s CNBC, what did you expect? They are like Fox Business but with less gold bugs.

222 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Thu, Nov 10, 2011 12:56:27am

re: #91 engineer dog

apparently the problem is that the student loan program is driving up costs by encouraging commoners and peasants to go to college

Yup. Welfare, minimum wage, college grants: All government handouts force the private sector to up their prices to make the profit at the rates they are entitled to, didn’t you know?

223 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Thu, Nov 10, 2011 1:11:04am
Governor Romney, are you pandering?

A little too much on the nose for a GOP debate.


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