Pamela Geller, Laughing Stock: ‘Zorastratrians’ Don’t Want Jihad Turkeys!

Anti-Muslim hater thinks she won something besides a clown hat

I had to check and see if hateblogger Pamela Geller had reacted to the derision and mockery over her idiotic “stealth jihad turkeys” post, and sure enough — the idiocy continues: CLEAN UP, MEAT AISLE:TALKING HEADS EXPLODING OVER HALAL BUTTERBALLS!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs

Geller is so deranged and disconnected from reality that she doesn’t understand: those heads are exploding from laughter. Pamela Geller is a joke, a self-parodying hate-obsessed laughing stock.

And her latest inadvertently hilarious meltdown shows why:

Heads are exploding on the left. My American Thinker article exposing Butterball turkeys have the pathetic shills for sharia bouncing off the wall. All Butterball whole turkeys are certified halal. They are not labeled as such. That is a big deal. Millions of Christians, Jews, Hindus, Zorastratrians [sic] would not buy halal or wish to eat halal meat. Just as calories and nutritional values must be labeled on every food product — halal certification should be prominently labeled on all meat that is prepared accroding to Islamic relgious ritual. We know every unit of heat, and grams of fat, protein, carbos, etc — but not halal? Despite the fact that it violates the teachings of non-Muslims to eat it?

Respect only for Islam? Why? It’s not a matter of how the bird is killed. The fact that all their turkeys are halal and not labeled is what is so horribly wrong. The left doesn’t get this?

The left is just just hog wild over this story. Hundreds of tweets and reams of ink. Raging against the Geller machine LML.

“Zorastratrians?”

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