Amazingly, Pamela Geller’s Butterball Fail Continues

Laughing stock doesn’t know when to quit

Hateblogger Pamela Geller is nothing if not persistent; in fact, she’s the Energizer Bunny of anti-Muslim hate speech, and her utterly hilarious Butterball conspiracy theory is still going! Now she’s accusing them of a “cover up.”

Wingnut comedy like this is impossible to write; only the authentically insane can maintain the level of craziness it takes to furiously hammer out one of these crazed rants: BUTTERBALL’S COVER-UP — OR IS THAT A BURQA????!!! - Atlas Shrugs

Butterball is now backpedaling and have scrubbed their website of all “halal certification.” Why? What are they hiding? I never thought that Butterball would be this dishonest in dealing with their customers. It shows an utter contempt and lack of respect for the American people. And what an incredibly stupid way to deal with a public relations disaster. It took them five days to come up with this?

Look out, she’s got screenshots to prove her claim that Butterball has “scrubbed” their website of all mentions of halal certification!

Except that … well, they didn’t. Two can play at this screenshot game! From Butterball’s international products page:

With expertise in catering to the cultural and linguistic needs of countries all around the world, we are USDA Approved, Russian Approved, and Halal Certified.

Apparently, Butterball removed the mention of halal certification from their pages intended for US consumers, because, as they patiently explained yesterday, Butterball turkeys sold in the US are not certified halal.

But in Geller’s feverish imagination, this is a “cover up.” She can probably take credit, though, for whipping up her deranged followers into a frenzy and getting them to pester Butterball customer support with dumb, hateful questions, leading the company to clarify the statements on their website in a futile attempt to put a stop to this foolishness.

These are the kinds of people who’ve been ranting at Butterball’s customer support; Geller quotes one of her lame-brained commenters with approval:

Has anyone told the kow-towing, mindless , narcissistic Rachel Maddow that being “gay” is not considered “halal” by the Muslims.

The self destructive lunacy of the gay community defies belief as they side with Islam which will have them beheaded under Sharia.

How can you really tell that Geller’s lost in cloud cuckoo land with this one? Not even Fox News ran with her idiotic conspiracy theory.

Now that’s crazy.

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