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Pamela Geller’s Monumental Butterball Fail Just Keeps Going

Also: Geller promotes stealth shariah creationism
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GOBBLE GOBBLE AKBAR!Yes, Pamela Geller is still at it, relentlessly ferreting out the hidden truth behind the appalling Butterball Shariah Turkey Infiltration Plot, or as she calls it: BURKABALL BUTTERBALL: ‘BACTERIAL’ KOSHER VS HOLY HALAL!!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs

I haven’t laughed this much at a fake right wing outrage since Jim Hoft’s classic Applausegate.

Today Ms. Geller is extremely upset (her normal state) about the description of kosher turkeys in Butterball’s glossary of terms on their website. It’s just more evidence that Butterball is an arm of the stealth turkey jihad, a fowl terrorist organization.

Yesterday I published the latest in the Butterball coverup of foisting halal turkeys on an unsuspecting public. After being exposed in my article in the American Thinker (all Butterball halal turkeys are ‘certfied halal’ but not labeled) the Butterball company is scrubbing their website and telling a completely different story despite repeated confirmations last week that all their whole turkeys were halal.

Their halal happy website has been scrubbed of all of their halal references but they are still in the doanloadable [sic] pdf on the Glossary of cooking terms page:

Look at the description halal vs kosher . Their biased description of Kosher turkey doesn’t sound very appetizing, salt and bacteria. Ack.

Butterball is putting Kosher turkey in a bad light compared to the description of halal. It also says under halal that the animal HAS TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF ALLAH.

This story is just getting worse and worse for Butterball. Boycott Butterball for Christmas. Get the word out

Yes, by all means, get the word out! And how are Geller’s followers reacting to this latest revelation? From her comments:

Acts 15.19-20 “Therefore I judge that we should not trouble those from among the Gentiles who are turning to God, but that we write to them TO ABSTAIN FROM THINGS POLLUTED BY IDOLS, from sexual immorality, from things strangled, and from blood.”

Slaughtering an animal in the name of Allah is a food polluted by idols.

[…]

If ANYTHING is slaughtered in the name of allah (I say Alvin), the scripture tells us not to eat anything sacrificed to an idol.
And, allah is a DEMON.

[…]

Why do muslimes need turkeys anyway. Thanksgiving is, and always has been, an American tradition. Let them eat roasted goat or whatever c**p they enjoy!!

And from her Boycott Butterball Turkey Facebook page:

Wouldn’t praying over your food like Jesus did and in the name of Jesus cancel out all other names? I would think that praying over it in Jesus name would cancel out any and all previous so called gods because Jesus is a/the name above ALL names the Bible says…

Oooh-kay.

And that’s not the only gobbler at Geller’s website today. In her daily catalog of negative stories about Muslims, she includes an article about Islamic medical students in Britain who are boycotting lectures on evolution: MUSLIM MEDICAL STUDENTS BOYCOTTING SCIENCE CLASSES ON EVOLUTION… BECAUSE IT ‘CLASHES WITH THE KORAN!!!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs

I am surprised the headline wasn’t ‘Darwin hate speech incites Muslim extremism. The idea that they reject that which conflicts with their belief system is consistent with everything we have suffered in this war on the West. They rewrote the history on Israel and the Middle East (not to mention taking credit for “scientific inventions” invented by others) and the left swallowed it whole - let’s see where this goes.

I guess Ms. Geller forgot that she herself has been running an advertisement for years for a hardcore, utterly batshit loony young earth creationist website:

The current top post at “Dancing from Genesis” is the concisely titled: Biblical Genesis Literalism Open Letter Plea Pastors Preachers Evangelists United States America Young Earth Creationism Global Evangelism Timely Sermons Key Evangelization Science Rational Skeptics Book Genesis How Counter Darwinism Evolution Big Bang Billion Years Earth Universe Real History Atlantis Facts Ice Age Problem Noah’s Ark Viability Historicity Proofs Evidence Origins Genesis Veracity Foundation.

What do you know? Pamela Geller’s promoting the exact same anti-science mindset as the Islamic medical students she’s criticizing. Looks like Geller and radical Islamists have more in common than she thought!

Related:
Pamela Geller and the Stealth Jihad Turkey Conspiracy
Pamela Geller, Laughing Stock: ‘Zorastratrians’ Don’t Want Jihad Turkeys!
Amazingly, Pamela Geller’s Butterball Fail Continues

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