You Won’t Believe This: Women For Herman Cain

Cain launches weird new page at his site dedicated to attacking his accusers
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The bizarre Herman Cain story of the day is the new Women For Herman Cain page at his website, an initiative supposedly launched by his wife to enlist the aid of an “online national fellowship of women” to support Cain. And by “support” I mean “viciously attack Cain’s female accusers.”

The logo shows four happy young women holding their thumbs up:

Where did the Cains find this perfectly diverse group of happy young women who support him? shutterstock.com: “Four Happy Young Women Holding Their Thumbs Up:”

This unbelievably creepy page features testimonials from random women, attacking Cain’s accusers as “vindictive, unstable, husbandless stalkers:”

Barbara Dayan
NIPOMO, CA

“Dear Mrs. Cain Don’t pay attention to these pathetic husbandless women who are jealous of women like you in happy long-term marriages. These vindictive women can’t find a husband or keep one. They are like stalkers who try to latch on to any man who shows a bit of kindness or attention to them. When these unstable women come out of the woodwork to make accusations about Herman just say, “Honey, get a life, I believe my husband.” We want you to be our First Lady Mrs. Cain!”

Posted: December 2, 2011 at 12:49 am

And then, this freakish post, from “California, CA:”

Adrienne (Caos) Sinclair
CALIFORNIA, CA

“Dear Mr Cain many years ago I find this not so unique for christians I knew a man Charles in died at 54 i knew him and and his wife and they were beautiful from the heart christians. at one point in my live i was going to lose my home and well he heard about it, so me at Maass and told me Adrinne I want you to go down to the bank Monday and there wil be a check for 40.000 dollars. I told him I dont know how in the world i would pay it back and he just said don.t worry you are young and you have your whole live to pass a blessing on to someone else, At any rate he died at 54 of a heart attack and when I went to the funeral I was not surprised to see at least 500 or more people at his funeral and I went up to his wife and she told me has helped so many people his whole life and I looked in those green eyes with flowing tears and I said I was one of those people! she looked at me and just hugged me and said you know he would always keep his giving between God and himself, I said yes not for others to see. That was a long time ago and it is funny and it is so normal men who have that kind of heart, My dad would give a waitress 100 dollar tips and I just thought since I was a child that was normal, giving unconditional that is true Christianity and I get Herman Cain and A president who will save the Republic, I wish there are more Herman Cains they don’t show up at big benefits they give and only God can see, that is real to me,,, yes and I have had a life where I can give even when it hurt to women men children, that was a good lesson to learn where only God can see>”

Posted: December 2, 2011 at 2:23 am

Sometimes, the only word that seems appropriate is “Wow.”

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