Rick Santorum Attacks GOP Deity, Daily Caller Aghast

Santorum sacrilege!
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I can’t figure out whether Rick Santorum is being really smart or really, really stupid here, but The Daily Caller’s Jamie Weinstein is absolutely horrified: Santorum commits Republican sacrilege: Attacks Ronald Reagan.

BRENTWOOD, N.H. — Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum committed one of the gravest sins in Republican politics on Wednesday evening by knocking the revered former President Ronald Reagan at a packed town hall meeting.

While addressing America’s entitlement crisis at his first New Hampshire event since his stunning near-victory in the Iowa caucuses on Tuesday, Santorum said Reagan contributed to the entitlement crisis by pushing Social Security’s sustainability issues down the road instead of dealing with them head-on in the 1983 bipartisan deal to fix Social Security.

“If Rick Santorum gets elected and we do what I said that we need to do, which is to deal with the entitlement programs now, not 10 to 20 years from now,” Santorum said.

“You’ll know — unlike Ronald Reagan who maybe was a better politician than me — you’ll know that it was Rick Santorum that worked together and got the American public to gather together to fix this problem. Why? Because it is our problem.”

“…They passed a bill that didn’t take affect for 20 years so nobody blames them. It was brilliant. They increased the Social Security age by two years back in 1983 and it didn’t start phasing in, it doesn’t fully phase in for almost 40 years. And so Ronald Reagan did that. Most people have no idea — no one associates Ronald Reagan with raising the retirement age. Why? Because all of the people it affected were nowhere near retirement and they didn’t know about it.”

To another questioner, he continued his critique of Reagan for the Social Security deal.

“You know, I love Ronald Reagan, but if I would point to one thing during his administration that he did a serious wrong, it was this bill — it was this Social Security fix,” Santorum said.

“He bought the idea of increasing taxes now — that’s always what the left wants to do — increase taxes now, reduce benefits later. And that’s exactly what the bill did.”

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123 comments
1 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:29:35am

Show up early and bring your own rocks to the stoning. The vendors always overcharge.

2 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:29:49am

Good bye, Foamy.
The base may not know much about Reagan the politician or human being, but they know he is regularly invoked as a deity by the high priests Hannity, Limbaugh etc.

3 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:31:24am

Maybe he should take Ronald Reagan's body home and spend a night with it.


A low blow, but what the heck, he is a dick.

4 HAL2010  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:32:01am

Also, this:

"And so the vetting gets more serious. Matthew Mosk and Brian Ross remind us that Santorum was ranked, in 2006, as one of the three most corrupt Senators in Washington"

5 jamesfirecat  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:32:56am

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Show up early and bring your own rocks to the stoning. The vendors always overcharge.

Are there any women here?

6 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:33:31am

re: #5 jamesfirecat

Are there any women here?

yes, wearing fake beards...

7 albusteve  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:34:05am

oh the horror, the horror

8 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:34:21am

His only chance now is that Romney will rise up and inexplicably denounce George Washington.

9 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:34:22am

re: #2 Shiplord Kirel

Good bye, Foamy.
The base may not know much about Reagan the politician or human being, but they know he is regularly invoked as a deity by the high priests Hannity, Limbaugh etc.

I don't know. This could be the first crack in the ice. Really, no human being who ever lived is going to be pure enough for this gang soon.

10 HAL2010  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:35:33am

re: #8 Shiplord Kirel

His only chance now is that Romney will rise up and inexplicably denounce George Washington.

He was an anti-imperialist! Burn him!

/

11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:35:39am

Uh... I agree with Rick on this.

This whole, "Let's set this up for long after we're dead" is only political expediency.

12 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:35:55am

re: #9 SanFranciscoZionist

I don't know. This could be the first crack in the ice. Really, no human being who ever lived is going to be pure enough for this gang soon.

Everybody knows that Reagan would be a RINO in the modern GOP, but nobody dare mention it out loud...

13 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:36:35am

re: #11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh... I agree with Rick on this.

This whole, "Let's set this up for long after we're dead" is only political expediency.

second only to "let's pass tax cuts that expire after we leave office"

14 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:38:04am

re: #13 ralphieboy

Absolutely.

Or..

We can't pay you much right now, but we'll make you a millionaire after you retire.

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:39:42am

re: #5 jamesfirecat

Are there any women here?

Do you have a filthy joke that you want to share?

16 erik_t  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:40:54am

What kind of idiot would truly and honestly speak their mind in a 2012-era GOP primary?

17 HAL2010  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:41:06am

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you have a filthy joke that you want to share?

Google "Santorum".

/

18 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:41:23am

re: #5 jamesfirecat

Are there any women here?

Outlook: uncertain.

19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:42:13am

re: #17 HAL2010

heh

20 HAL2010  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:45:13am

re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

heh

Could go so horribly wrong when people who are unaware start googling his name ..

21 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:46:11am

re: #5 jamesfirecat

Are there any women here?

There are no women on the internet and the kids are all Chris Hansen.

22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:49:15am

re: #21 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And there is no sex in the Champagne Room...

23 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:52:17am

Ex-Walker aide charged with embezzlement

Tim Russell, a longtime Walker campaign and county staffer, was charged with two felonies and one misdemeanor count of embezzlement. One source said the charges are tied to Operation Freedom, an annual military appreciation day held at the zoo.

24 jamesfirecat  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:53:46am

re: #22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And there is no sex in the Champagne Room...

And no gambling going on in Rick's Casino.

25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:53:48am

re: #23 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Don't fuckin' scam dudes with guns.

I'm just sayin'...

26 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:53:57am

I can't handle any more piles of paperwork right now.

I'm off for a while.

Have fun without me.

27 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:54:11am

I don't really want to write another post about the Geller-thing this week. But dang, it's hard to resist making fun of her latest deranged stream-of-consciousness rant:

CANNIBALISM!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs

This is beyond the pale. Alan Colmes is  mocking the death of Rick Santorum's dead baby.

The monstrous media machine is in ful [sic] throttle. The meat grinders are working hard on Santorum sausage while the caliph-in-chief works [sic] stages his constitutional coup with an unprecedented abuse of power.

There is little reportage on Obama's historic acts of treason and attacks on America. Instead the media calls the Republicans "obstructionists." Trying to save the country and stop a usurper from destroying the country is now "obstructionism." Got that?

Palin, Bachmann, Cain, now Santorum .......... the media rubs their collective hooves in glee at the prospect of destroying another righteous man while giving American's most traitrous occupant in the White House a free pass. America, where are you on this?

Alan Colmes is a typical leftwing pundit, a vile demagogue. Anyone who has gone up against him (and I have) knows what a dishonest merchant he is. He defines intellectual terrorism. Despicable.

I don't fault him. He is sick and there are many infected, decaying souls in the world. I fault FOX. Why do they give this quisling a platform? Are not not enough leftwing propaganda news outlets and entertainment channels broadcasting uber-left poison on an endless loop?

Why does FOX keep him on the payroll? Or Mark Lamont Hill? Bob Beckel? Why do they have Muslim Brotherhood operatives on like CAIR? Why legitimize truly subversive enemies of America while banning their foils?

I just love how she spews insults like a firehose at Alan Colmes ... then says, "I don't fault him."

Comedy that arises spontaneously out of the primordial ooze of Geller's alleged mind.

28 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:55:00am

Casting stones against Reagan when Santorum and his fellow members of Congress do the same exact thing all the time?

He complains about Reagan kicking things down the line and not paying for things. Well, let's go to the video tape (or the Congressional Record). Let's take a piece of legislation that seems innocuous enough. I just picked a random year (2000, when he was in the US Senate) and went through the legislation that he is a prime sponsor of that was enacted into law. It's a bill introduced by Santorum to expand the size of Gettysburg National Park. It became law (P.L. 106-290).

Nowhere in the bill does he provide additional funding to the Department of Interior and the National Park Service to deal with the additional burden of stewardship of the lands in perpetuity, but he's bitching about Reagan and entitlements? Mind you, I think that the Gettysburg expansion bill is a good piece of legislation - that it protects an important piece of American history and limits further encroachment of development on the Gettysburg battlefield, but he didn't exactly find a way to pay for it.

And that doesn't begin to address all the legislation he was a cosponsor or voted approvingly that carried spending or major changes to policy by kicking the decisions years down the road.

It's what every Congress does (and the current Congress is no different, by claiming that they'll cut spending over a 10 year period, but any subsequent Congress can institute their own budget recommendations in lieu of the prior package - just as any Congress can vote and approve tax rate changes over those made by prior Congressional action - throwing all kinds of budget projections to the wind.

It's the act of legislation, but what's most curious is that he thinks that phasing in major changes to entitlements over a period of years is a bad thing - even though it lessens the potentially crippling burden on those affected by the changes (such as say the change of the retirement age on those who are near the retirement age and who had planned on date X for retirement when putting together their finances, but suddenly find themselves facing a completely different retirement date).

29 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:55:56am
“You know, I love Ronald Reagan, but if I would point to one thing during his administration that he did a serious wrong, it was this bill — it was this Social Security fix,” Santorum said.

Uh....Iran Contra?

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:56:32am

re: #29 Killgore Trout

Uh...Iran Contra?

Semantics.

31 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:56:42am

I would ask if this means Santorum doesn't approve of trickle-down, but that's just gross.

32 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:57:11am

re: #29 Killgore Trout

Shhh... He's on a roll. /Boon

33 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:58:24am

"The media rubs their collective hooves in glee."

Hooves can be collective? Does that make one giant hoof, or are they all stuck together in a big pile?

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:59:03am

re: #27 Charles

In all fairness? I listen to Alan's show frequently, and have heard him call out fringie lefties hundreds of times.

He shouldn't have talked about it, but Rick made it news.

35 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:59:16am

re: #16 erik_t

What kind of idiot would truly and honestly speak their mind in a 2012-era GOP primary?

Democrats.

36 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 10:59:49am

Tho shall not criticize Reagan. Anyhow, the weirdest thing was reading him refer to himself as Rick Santorum. A pet peeve of mine is a person referring to himself in the third person. Doesn't matter if it's an athlete or politician. It's annoying.

37 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:00:26am

A Message From Ayn Rand

She's sorry. It wasn't supposed to take off like that.

38 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:00:39am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

Tho shall not criticize Reagan. Anyhow, the weirdest thing was reading him refer to himself as Rick Santorum. A pet peeve of mine is a person referring to himself in the third person. Doesn't matter if it's an athlete or politician. It's annoying.

You caught that too?

39 albusteve  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:06am

buncha hoof rubbers

40 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:08am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

Tho shall not criticize Reagan. Anyhow, the weirdest thing was reading him refer to himself as Rick Santorum. A pet peeve of mine is a person referring to himself in the third person. Doesn't matter if it's an athlete or politician. It's annoying.

But Bob Dole approves.

41 Lidane  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:26am

re: #21 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

There are no women on the internet and the kids are all FBI agents and Chris Hansen.

FTFY ;)

42 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:36am

re: #38 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You caught that too?

Yeah. I think I've seen him do it a few times at the debates. I just find it annoying.

43 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:39am

re: #39 albusteve

buncha hoof rubbers

But using hoof rubbers allows for safe cattle calls.
;)

44 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:01:45am

re: #40 oaktree

But Bob Dole approves.

Bob Dole, Bob Dole.

45 jaunte  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:02:34am

re: #27 Charles

There is little reportage on Obama's historic acts of treason and attacks on America.

What on earth is she on about?

46 albusteve  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:03:13am

re: #45 jaunte

What on earth is she on about?

about a quart of gin

47 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:03:16am

FRC Speaker: the US military is a “massive pro-gay propaganda machine”

Anti-gay author Michael Brown spoke today at the Family Research Council event, “Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace.” His speech included the standard right-wing attacks against equal rights for the LGBT community as well as many plugs for his book, A Queer Thing Happened to America. Most of the speech focused on bemoaning the political gains made by gay rights advocates and growing societal acceptance for gay lesbian and transgender people. Brown even warned that the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell made the military into a “massive pro-gay propaganda machine” and joined other conservatives in decrying the kiss between Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta and her girlfriend Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell:

But they support the (heterosexual Christian white male) troops.

48 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:03:38am

re: #27 Charles

"America, where are you on this?"

About four gallons of vodka and two handfuls of pain pills behind, apparently.

49 Lidane  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:04:14am

re: #45 jaunte

What on earth is she on about?

Obama is black, had a Kenyan father, and had the gall to beat John McCain in 2008. You know, treason.

///

51 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:04:51am

re: #45 jaunte

What on earth is she on about?

Didn't you hear? He finally defeated Christmas. The war is over, and Santa lost.

52 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:05:09am

re: #47 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

FRC Speaker: the US military is a “massive pro-gay propaganda machine”

But they support the (heterosexual Christian white male) troops.

WTF.

53 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:05:12am
54 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:05:17am

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

55 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:06:05am

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

I bet that doesn't make them kosher though.
/

56 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:06:25am

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

I submit the fact that one could not rub ones hooves while dancing. They could do one or the other, but not both.

57 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:06:45am

Attacking Reagan is stupid, because he's not just dead, but he died one of the cruelest deaths.

Leave off attacking people; attack ideas and principles.

58 jaunte  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:06:48am

The unfortunate part of Colmes' comments, to me, is that he gave people like Pam a free 'how dare he bring up their dead child' outrage, instead of pointing out that Santorum chose to save his wife's life with a late-term abortion, a choice which he wants to deny anyone else.

59 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:06:52am

Pamela: "Historic acts of treason?" Really? Following the law, and acting under color of the US Constitution (and I guess this is in relation to the recess appointments) is treason? Someone apparently forgot their pocket edition of the US Constitution when they wrote that.

Besides, treason has a very specific definition:

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

Let's see, who exactly did the President give aid and comfort to. It wasn't OBL - who ordered the mission that resulted in his death. It wasn't other AQ, who were again killed on any number of missions in Afghanistan or Pakistan or Yemen (see-ya Awlaki!).

So, unless Pamela's throwing away the actual definition of treason, Pam's just making stuff up or exaggerating your grievances with the sitting President who Pam doesn't like because of whatever problems she has (and I leave that to my fellow readers to fill in that blank).

Making baseless accusations and bomb throwing is what she does - and this is yet another example of that kind of misconduct.

60 Lidane  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:07:59am

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

It's weird. I didn't think Judaism was big on demons.

61 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:08:44am

re: #27 Charles

I don't really want to write another post about the Geller-thing this week. But dang, it's hard to resist making fun of her latest deranged stream-of-consciousness rant:

CANNIBALISM!!! - Atlas Shrugs

I just love how she spews insults like a firehose at Alan Colmes ... then says, "I don't fault him."

Comedy that arises spontaneously out of the primordial ooze of Geller's alleged mind.

Gotta clean my glasses. I read that as "steam-of-consciousness"

62 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:08:49am

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

Satanic imagery?

63 Sionainn  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:08:55am

re: #57 EmmmieG

Attacking Reagan is stupid, because he's not just dead, but he died one of the cruelest deaths.

Leave off attacking people; attack ideas and principles.

I didn't see Santorum as attacking Reagan, but attacking his actions and ideas. Am I missing something?

64 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:10:34am

re: #63 Sionainn

I didn't see Santorum as attacking Reagan, but attacking his actions and ideas. Am I missing something?

Yeah seems like a criticism of Reagan's actions more than anything. I think there's a lot more to things that are worthy to criticize Reagan for but that's another story.

65 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:10:47am

re: #58 jaunte

That should be the story. Colmes totally flubbed it.

66 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:11:05am

re: #63 Sionainn

I didn't see Santorum as attacking Reagan, but attacking his actions and ideas. Am I missing something?

He said Reagan's name with uttering the traditional blessing before and after, hence the attack.

67 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:11:37am

re: #34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In all fairness? I listen to Alan's show frequently, and have heard him call out fringie lefties hundreds of times.

He shouldn't have talked about it, but Rick made it news.

Rick did make it news. But:

1. What Colmes said was horrible. No way to make it appropriate. It was morally wrong, and it was tactically wrong, allowing Santorum to seize the victim high ground.

2. No, I don't buy the 'Santorum is so evil that you're allowed to say anything' explanation. Santorum IS that evil, and he can be attacked for things he's done and said that are actually wrong and done in cold blood, as opposed to strange and morbid and done in grief.

3. Cooperating with Santorum's making it about their wonderful family togetherness and grieving, even if you're mocking it, is giving in to Santorum's spin. What we need to be talking about is the issue of inducing labor in the second trimester, knowing the fetus wouldn't survive. This does not seem to line up with Santorum's absolutist stance on abortion. How the family dealt with the aftermath: not important to the rest of us.

4. Also, what Colmes said was totally horrible.

68 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:11:59am

re: #63 Sionainn

I didn't see Santorum as attacking Reagan, but attacking his actions and ideas. Am I missing something?

A smart Republican would leave the name out altogether and just talk about what happened. Trust me.

Thou shalt not compare thyself to Ronald Reagan favorably. Don't even say you're taller or better looking. Just don't.

69 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:12:41am

re: #51 Slumbering Behemoth

Didn't you hear? He finally defeated Christmas. The war is over, and Santa lost.

I agree with Jon Stewart. Christmas was definitely the aggressor there.

70 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:13:06am

re: #56 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I submit the fact that one could not rub ones hooves while dancing. They could do one or the other, but not both.

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

71 efuseakay  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:13:33am

This will only help him, if you ask me... remember folks... any means to beat Obama! Even if it means being critical of Reagan.

72 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:14:14am

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

And what does one do with one's tail at this time?

73 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:14:15am

re: #67 SanFranciscoZionist

Well done.

74 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:14:31am

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

So, instead of dancing with her until the cows come home you danced with the cows until she came home?
(rolls eyes)

75 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:14:44am

re: #60 Lidane

It's weird. I didn't think Judaism was big on demons.

Oh, Lord, we got them falling out of the cupboards.

Most modern Jews not so much, but in the folklore, and some of the more traditional communities, we got us some serious demons going on.

76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:15:24am

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

You gotta have someone to blame for breaking the good china.

77 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:16:16am

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, Lord, we got them falling out of the cupboards.

Most modern Jews not so much, but in the folklore, and some of the more traditional communities, we got us some serious demons going on.

That's who knocked the expensive china off the top of the fridge during that one move?

Arrghh.

78 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:16:21am

re: #72 EmmmieG

And what does one do with one's tail at this time?

Lashes it merrily, I think.

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:17:10am

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

That requires special shoes.

80 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:17:14am

re: #75 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, Lord, we got them falling out of the cupboards.

Most modern Jews not so much, but in the folklore, and some of the more traditional communities, we got us some serious demons going on.

That said, I think Pam's taking the image from the mainstream popular culture, rather than traditional Jewish sources. But I could be mistaken.

81 Kragar  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:17:15am

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

LIES!

82 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:17:51am

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

One dances on one's back hooves, and rubs the front hooves in glee.

Satyrs only have back hooves, but their front parts are human.

83 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:18:39am

re: #80 SanFranciscoZionist

That said, I think Pam's taking the image from the mainstream popular culture, rather than traditional Jewish sources. But I could be mistaken.

Pam wouldn't know a traditional Jewish source if it smacked her on the noggin.

84 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:18:50am

re: #78 SanFranciscoZionist

Lashes it merrily, I think.

Is one allowed to adorn one's horns with a garland of flowers?

85 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:19:57am

re: #82 Alouette

Satyrs only have back hooves, but their front parts are human.

True. Centaurs are usually shown with six limbs, though, four horse, two human. (Does that make them insects?)

86 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:21:04am

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

cloven hooves?

87 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:21:35am

re: #85 SanFranciscoZionist

True. Centaurs are usually shown with six limbs, though, four horse, two human. (Does that make them insects?)

It makes them future Ribwiches.

88 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:21:37am

re: #85 SanFranciscoZionist

True. Centaurs are usually shown with six limbs, though, four horse, two human. (Does that make them insects?)

Along with the pegasi then.

:)

89 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:21:44am

re: #84 EmmmieG

Is one allowed to adorn one's horns with a garland of flowers?

No. We're being demonic, not bucolic here.

90 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:22:07am

re: #85 SanFranciscoZionist

True. Centaurs are usually shown with six limbs, though, four horse, two human. (Does that make them insects?)

Yeah, but, Centaurs would be rubbing their two human hands in glee, not their front hooves.

91 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:22:23am

re: #89 SanFranciscoZionist

So entrails then? I don't wanna!

92 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:23:21am

re: #90 Alouette

Yeah, but, Centaurs would be rubbing their two human hands in glee, not their front hooves.

Yea, but the pegasi could hover on their wings and rub *two* sets of hooves together in order to make up for the centaurs.

93 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:24:22am

re: #77 EmmmieG

(GMTA)

94 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:24:25am

re: #90 Alouette

Yeah, but, Centaurs would be rubbing their two human hands in glee, not their front hooves.

I'm stumped.

95 funky chicken  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:25:22am

re: #8 Shiplord Kirel

His only chance now is that Romney will rise up and inexplicably denounce George Washington.

Or Abe Lincoln. You know, if we still had slavery of our own, all those factories wouldn't have moved to China.

//

96 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:25:24am

re: #86 ralphieboy

It's the super secret Cloven Piven strategy.

97 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:25:38am

re: #92 oaktree

Yea, but the pegasi could hover on their wings and rub *two* sets of hooves together in order to make up for the centaurs.

Which is why the evil, pro-terrorist, librul media uses them in their logos. Maximum hoof rubbing achieved!

98 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:26:11am

re: #95 funky chicken

Or Abe Lincoln. You know, if we still had slavery of our own, all those factories wouldn't have moved to China.

//

Lincoln was no fan of States' Rights, either!!!

99 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:27:37am

When I rub my hooves, it's usually not in "glee". It's usually in pain, after I accidentally find a piece of furniture in the dark.

100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:28:51am

Some people think a horseshoe's gonna bring them lots of luck
A horseshoe is a lucky charm of course
But for every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck
Somewhere in this world's a barefoot horse.
-Allan Sherman

101 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:30:44am

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy :OW! FUCK!: is for finding furniture in the dark! DAMNIT!

102 funky chicken  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:32:38am

re: #67 SanFranciscoZionist

Eh, I don't want to invade into the private decision they may have made to induce labor (ie terminate the pregnancy, ie 2nd trimester abortion) ... because I'm pro-choice. They may be hypocrites who want to deny women the right to make the same decision, but their medical decisions are private, and should remain that way IMHO.

What they did with the fetus, and made their kids go through, spending the night in a house with a dead fetus is creepy and borderline child abuse. Second trimester fetuses aren't cute ... they are scary.

And this is a guy who wants to let states even outlaw birth control. Creepy and scary.

103 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:33:35am

re: #100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Some people think a horseshoe's gonna bring them lots of luck
A horseshoe is a lucky charm of course
But for every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck
Somewhere in this world's a barefoot horse.
-Allan Sherman

For want of a Nail the Shoe was lost;
for want of a Shoe the Horse was lost;
and for want of a Horse the Rider was lost;
being overtaken and slain by the Enemy,
all for want of Care
about a Horse-shoe Nail.
~Benjamin Franklin

104 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:36:28am

My piece of crap $40 Canon printer has stopped working, after 35 days and perhaps 50 copies. It now decides there is no paper loaded and it is impossible to determine what might be the cause. With an earlier different brand printer you could simply take the paper out and replace it. Not so with the Canon, it flat out won't load. It is also impossible to get it fixed under warranty since this requires returning it to the manufacturer in Singapore. Hell of it is, this is the second time this has happened. I threw a similar Canon piece of junk in the dumpster for the same reason, but it lasted about 80 copies. I thought it was a fluke since surely to God nobody would be so corrupt as to sell a major brand product that was designed to break down almost as soon as you got it out of the box. I was wrong of course, screw Canon and their junk products and screw Walmart for selling this pile of crap.
In the future, I will spend whatever it takes to get a decent printer that can be serviced right here and where there is some kind of support available.

105 funky chicken  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:37:10am

re: #98 ralphieboy

Maybe Santorum will slap him next. What a maroon.

Actually, I'd love to have Santorum slap Reagan for being a progressive ... LOL ... or perhaps just a libertine. Reagan hung out with Sinatra and Deano and the rest of the Rat Pack guys. youtube had some videos of Reagan, likely inebriated, falling out of his chair laughing at one of Martin's celebrity roasts. And I rather doubt ol' Ronnie ever came out against birth control. He was more of a Goldwater guy, and they weren't real social crusaders.

106 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:38:42am

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W.C. Fields

107 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:38:49am

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel

My piece of crap $40 Canon printer has stopped working, after 35 days and perhaps 50 copies. It now decides there is no paper loaded and it is impossible to determine what might be the cause. With an earlier different brand printer you could simply take the paper out and replace it. Not so with the Canon, it flat out won't load. It is also impossible to get it fixed under warranty since this requires returning it to the manufacturer in Singapore. Hell of it is, this is the second time this has happened. I threw a similar Canon piece of junk in the dumpster for the same reason, but it lasted about 80 copies. I thought it was a fluke since surely to God nobody would be so corrupt as to sell a major brand product that was designed to break down almost as soon as you got it out of the box. I was wrong of course, screw Canon and their junk products and screw Walmart for selling this pile of crap.

The ink for my printer costs $30 a cartridge. It take two cartridges at a time.

Spend $100. It's the same price as three cartridges.

108 funky chicken  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:39:06am

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel

We just had the same thing happen with a Canon printer. It was about an $80 POS bought from Amazon, and it lasted about 4 months before it simply refused to work any more. No error messages, changed ink, paper, everything, re-installed drivers, blah, blah. No more Canon crap for this family either.

109 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:39:30am

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel

I bought a Canon printer back in the '90s. I thought I was getting a good deal on a color printer. The pos ran out of ink right quick, and that's when I found out the ink cartridges cost twice what I paid for the printer. Screw them indeed.

110 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:40:10am

Whatever you think of HP--our printer is 3 years old and chugging away.

111 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:40:18am

re: #102 funky chicken

Eh, I don't want to invade into the private decision they may have made to induce labor (ie terminate the pregnancy, ie 2nd trimester abortion) ... because I'm pro-choice. They may be hypocrites who want to deny women the right to make the same decision, but their medical decisions are private, and should remain that way IMHO.

What they did with the fetus, and made their kids go through, spending the night in a house with a dead fetus is creepy and borderline child abuse. Second trimester fetuses aren't cute ... they are scary.

And this is a guy who wants to let states even outlaw birth control. Creepy and scary.

I disagree--I think the termination is up for discussion, since Santorum has openly said that he would deny other families the right to make similar decisions.

Santorum hasn't, AFAIK, said that he wants to control how families grieve, or tell their children about a miscarriage.

112 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:40:43am

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel

Sorry to hear that. But before you go and throw this printer away, check the Canon newsgroups to see if this is a problem that can be solved by means other than going Office Space on it.

Heck, I fixed a persistent problem with my smartphone by reading through the newsgroups for the HTC Droid - a memory leak in the Facebook app was causing persistent low memory warnings. Rebooting and refusing to use Facebook app solved the problem (for now).

There might be a similar issue with the Canon printer - that it isn't necessarily a mechanical issue or perhaps a sensor on the printer isn't working right.

As for the warranty stuff, check the Canon USA website for warranty info (or if you paid by CC, see if you can get the CC company involved to deal with Canon).

113 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:41:12am

re: #110 EmmmieG

Hated their personal computers, but they do the printer thing well.

114 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:42:05am

re: #110 EmmmieG

HP printers just work. Their printer drivers - not so much and not always, although they seem to have figured it out for the Win 7 systems. They also run cheaper than the other brands on cost per page.

115 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:42:43am

:sticks finger in ear, pulls it back out:

Hmm... this thing is low on coffee. BBL

116 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:43:54am

re: #110 EmmmieG

Whatever you think of HP--our printer is 3 years old and chugging away.

HP drivers stink.
:P

117 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:45:32am

re: #101 Slumbering Behemoth

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy :OW! FUCK!: is for finding furniture in the dark! DAMNIT!

I'd laugh at that, but I kicked a bed frame post real hard in my bare feet in the dark while visiting my brother over Christmas. NOT FUNNY!!11!!

118 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:46:46am

re: #117 oaktree

I'd laugh at that, but I kicked a bed frame post real hard in my bare feet in the dark while visiting my brother over Christmas. NOT FUNNY!!11!!

Interesting. Every time I rack my pinky toe I laugh.
/it's either that, or cry...

119 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:46:47am

Never change, New York Times, never change.

[Link: www.bestweekever.tv...]

120 funky chicken  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:47:38am

re: #111 SanFranciscoZionist

Hm. Well, then both issues are fair game to me then. Why would anybody force young children to spend the night with a corpse, and especially one as scary looking as an undeveloped fetus? It exemplifies the way these types place the importance of the fetus over the wellbeing of the rest of the family.

If grandma dies in the hospital, how many people would think it was normal to bring home her corpse and spend the night with it?

121 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:48:52am

We just got a Canon because the HP printer I had stopped working. No problems so far.

122 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 11:48:57am

re: #109 Slumbering Behemoth

I bought a Canon printer back in the '90s. I thought I was getting a good deal on a color printer. The pos ran out of ink right quick, and that's when I found out the ink cartridges cost twice what I paid for the printer. Screw them indeed.

I got a *free* printer when I ordered my last desktop from Micron a few years back. Used it until the ink cartridge ran out and then tossed it. Replacement cartridges (color or b/w) cost $30-40 and it used the color cartridge to print b/w at that time. (And when you initially used it the first 3-4 pages came out green until it warmed up enough to actually mix black well enough.)

123 JRCMYP  Thu, Jan 5, 2012 1:37:37pm

re: #54 Charles

"Rubbing their hooves in glee" is a recurring Geller theme. Something about the image really grabs her.

It just makes me think "clippedity clop" and stuff.


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