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1 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 5:48:38pm

I haven’t thought of Gil Scott-Heron for 35 years. Great lyrics.

2 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 5:53:32pm

This is how I remember him from way back when.


3 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 5:58:18pm

He was a genius, and a very driven soul. His recordings had a huge influence on me as a baby musician in the 70s.

4 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 5:58:39pm

Gil’s fantastic 2002 collaboration with Blackalicious, First in Flight:

5 Stanley Sea  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 5:59:11pm

Santorum Calls Romney ‘Just a Paler Shade of What We Have’


wonkette.com

The candidate, according to The Caucus,

urged voters to dismiss the conventional wisdom that Mitt Romney has an upper hand in the nominating contest. He said the party can win back the White House only by offering a “clear contrast” with President Obama. “We need contrasts,” Mr. Santorum said, “not just a paler shade of what we have.”

Fer real. The good thing is Santorum has not chance. The bad thing is that this is what we deal with.

6 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:03:36pm

Gil Scott-Heron was also a prototype for the “angry black man” fear-mongering stereotype so beloved of today’s right wing.

7 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:04:37pm

re: #5 Stanley Sea

Rick. Fold your tent and go home.

8 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:10:02pm

Just to share some good news with my friends here, my short sci fi film treatment is now registered with the Writers Guild. So I can get on with raising some cash and studio resources and discuss the storyline openly. I may wear out my shutter on the 7D with all the time lapse I plan on. Heh, shooting in 3.6k makes for some really crisp sequences.

9 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:12:25pm

Got my new Motorola Droid 3 today…not that I normally care about gadgets, but the office pays for it, I was able to sync my Google settings (so I don’t need my old android anymore), and I was able to download Touchdown (a MS Exchange app) to set up my corporate email—and they found my license key from a few years ago so I’m fully registered. That feels pretty fuckin’ good…oh, and the important thing…got facebook and “Words with Friends” installed.

10 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:12:37pm
11 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:14:06pm

Gil Scott Heron’s best in my opinion.

12 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:24:52pm

LGF Irrelevance Watch — linked at Chicago Now:

chicagonow.com

13 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:25:16pm
14 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:28:51pm

Happy Irrelevance Day Charles!

15 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:29:09pm

Goodbye Google.
Hello Bing.

16 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:32:07pm

re: #13 darthstar

Hey, Zeus!

Jose, can you see? By the dawns early light…

17 EdDantes  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:33:17pm

re: #15 Varek Raith

Ba Da Bing!

18 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:42:42pm

re: #9 darthstar

Touchdown is fine, but there is no reason Android should not handle Exchange servers natively in a proper fashion. I went back to my iphone because of it.

19 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:43:44pm

re: #15 Varek Raith

Goodbye Google.
Hello Bing.

If you do mind my asking, why? For all it’s foibles, I still find Google preferable.

20 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:44:53pm

re: #18 Petero1818

Touchdown is fine, but there is no reason Android should not handle Exchange servers natively in a proper fashion. I went back to my iphone because of it.

The native app works, but since I had a Touchdown license, and liked it, I figured what the hell.

21 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:45:35pm

re: #19 wlewisiii

If you do mind my asking, why? For all it’s foibles, I still find Google preferable.

Nonsense like this.
blog.90octane.com

22 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:47:36pm

re: #21 Varek Raith

Nonsense like this.
[Link: blog.90octane.com…]

Yeah…they’ll all do that eventually. That’s why we stopped storing nuclear launch codes on google-docs after Bush left office.

23 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:48:06pm

So I found out that my wife’s friend (mother of one of our son’s best friends) reads this blog. She apparently never posts but reads it along with several other political blogs. That’s cool.

However, I’ve been told that she pays attention to what I post - eek! Permanent probation! Hopefully she’s not around late at night or I’ll really be in trouble … //

24 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:48:42pm

re: #23 wlewisiii

So I found out that my wife’s friend (mother of one of our son’s best friends) reads this blog. She apparently never posts but reads it along with several other political blogs. That’s cool.

However, I’ve been told that she pays attention to what I post - eek! Permanent probation! Hopefully she’s not around late at night or I’ll really be in trouble … //

Lol, busted!

25 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:49:13pm

re: #23 wlewisiii

No boob threads for you.

26 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:50:22pm

re: #21 Varek Raith

Nonsense like this.
[Link: blog.90octane.com…]

So? I’d still trust Google far more than I’d trust Microsoft. All I have to remember is “DOS isn’t done till Lotus won’t run”. And that was when they were considered “good guys”. It’s been all downhill since.

27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:50:31pm

re: #23 wlewisiii

Seriously? People just read blogs?

I thought people participated in blogs.

I am totally serious.

28 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:51:18pm

re: #27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Seriously? People just read blogs?

I thought people participated in blogs.

I am totally serious.

Yeah, I never read the comments until I could register. Too much talking at the screen.

29 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:51:23pm

re: #23 wlewisiii

However, I’ve been told that she pays attention to what I post - eek! Permanent probation! Hopefully she’s not around late at night or I’ll really be in trouble … //

I’m friends with my wife’s mother-in-law on facebook. I found out last summer she often reads my status updates to my wife’s father (who isn’t on facebook)…usually stuff like me running around outside at night butt-naked trying to get the dogs to stop barking at a skunk before realizing my neighbors can see me…stuff like that.

30 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:52:46pm

re: #26 wlewisiii

So? I’d still trust Google far more than I’d trust Microsoft. All I have to remember is “DOS isn’t done till Lotus won’t run”. And that was when they were considered “good guys”. It’s been all downhill since.

You can’t explain that!
:P

31 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:52:54pm

re: #15 Varek Raith

Goodbye Google.
Hello Bing.

Go META!!!

metacrawler.com

32 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:53:17pm

re: #31 darthstar

Go META!!!

[Link: www.metacrawler.com…]

Or!
I could switch to that.

33 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:53:22pm

re: #21 Varek Raith

Nonsense like this.
[Link: blog.90octane.com…]

I already have the problem that Google will “log me in” if I’m logged in on youtube and vice versa. I have one non-personal email I have access to for a group and it will log me in as that entity.

Grrrr.

I didn’t ask for this.

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:54:16pm

re: #28 EmmmieG

Exactly. I read LGF trying to figure out how to register.

The idea of just reading without posting my stupid thoughts is entirely alien.

35 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:55:11pm

re: #33 EmmmieG

I already have the problem that Google will “log me in” if I’m logged in on youtube and vice versa. I have one non-personal email I have access to for a group and it will log me in as that entity.

Grrr.

I didn’t ask for this.

That’s why it’s called a hostile takeover. Looking for that missing sock? Google knows where it is.

36 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:55:32pm

BIAB gotta get the little one to bed.

37 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:55:37pm

I thought the entire world is interested in my thoughts. Is it possible this is not true?

Oh wow.

38 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:56:28pm

re: #37 BigPapa

I thought the entire world is interested in my thoughts. Is it possible this is not true?

Oh wow.

All you need is a suplerlaser.
Then people will care about whatever the hell you want them to.
;)

39 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:56:38pm

re: #37 BigPapa

I thought the entire world is interested in my thoughts. Is it possible this is not true?

Oh wow.

We care…really, we do. Feel free to tell us more about your—is that lint on my toe? I’ll be damned…yes, it is…

40 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 6:57:36pm

re: #37 BigPapa

I thought the entire world is interested in my thoughts. Is it possible this is not true?

Oh wow.

I’m sorry, what did you say? I wasn’t listening.

41 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:01:00pm

That’s it. Lasers. After I get my beer I’m going to melt all of you.

42 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:01:36pm

re: #38 Varek Raith

All you need is a suplerlaser.
Then people will care about whatever the hell you want them to.
;)

Until some nerfherder in a small starfighter lobs a couple of bombs down the auxilary heat exhaust of your reactor. D’oh!

And then you get all the paperwork, red tape, delay, and obstruction with the insurance claim.

43 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:02:22pm

re: #41 BigPapa

That’s it. Lasers. After I get my beer I’m going to melt all of you.

Make the giant JiffyPop first. We need popcorn for the next GOP debate.

44 darthstar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:06:27pm

re: #43 oaktree

Make the giant JiffyPop first. We need popcorn for the next GOP debate.

Val Kilmer as lovable geek? Please!

45 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:09:11pm

re: #38 Varek Raith

All you need is a suplerlaser.
Then people will care about whatever the hell you want them to.
;)

And an accurate targeting system helps.

46 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:09:59pm

IP Telephony…. zzzzzzzz.

Totally not hot.

47 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:14:36pm

Infographic Of The Day: How Much Money Makes You Rich?

Predictably, answers—based on Gallup polls—split along demographic fault lines, like gender, age, and geography.

48 okonkolo  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:19:57pm

The video is intense, particularly the rhythmic edits. I really dug the original video, which featured Heron mostly in the studio. Where Did The Night Go?

49 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:35:08pm

Evening lizards!

What are the chances of UVA coming back to beat Duke? They Re down by 7 with 7 minutes left.

50 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:36:16pm

Pope: Same sex marriage threatens the future of humanity.

Jimmy Kimmel explains how…

51 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:39:51pm

IDF tanks target Gaza terrorists; 2 hurt

DF tanks opened fire on a terror cell operating east of the al-Bureij refugee camp in central Gaza late Thursday night, Palestinian sources said.

I wonder if my friend’s son was in one of those tanks.

52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:40:52pm

Louis C.K., On Demand, EPIX HD.

Hells yeah!

53 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:43:08pm

North Korea Reportedly Punishing Insincere Mourners

North Korean authorities are punishing mourners who failed to exhibit sincere sadness and despair after the death of Kim Jong Il on Dec. 17, the Daily NK reported Wednesday.

The online North Korean newspaper, which is published by opponents of the governing regime, said a source in North Hamkyung Province revealed the information. The source told the paper “authorities are handing down at least six months in a labor-training camp to anybody who didn’t participate in the organized gatherings during the mourning period, or who did participate but didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine,” according to the Daily NK.

Of course. But I call “24 hour rule”.

54 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:44:21pm
55 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:46:42pm

And my gawt-damned XBox 360 stopped working again, already.

:[

56 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:47:58pm

James O’Keefe May Face Jail Time for Heroic Journalism Prank

[Nashua City Clerk Paul] Bergeron said this morning he believes the filmmakers may have committed a federal crime, as well, if they crossed state lines to record the undercover video, and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Oh, really, Mr. Nashua City Clerk? I wonder what your tone would be if it turned out that the voter fraud was done to help lesbian communists train black children to be terrorists for Mexican drug cartels?

Your double standards sicken me!

57 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:49:28pm

re: #55 Slumbering Behemoth

And my gawt-damned XBox 360 stopped working again, already.

:[

My stand up freezer stopped working this week. We just found out this morning. I checked on how much a compressor would cost. It’s cheaper to buy a new freezer.

58 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:54:01pm

re: #57 NJDhockeyfan

My stand up freezer stopped working this week. We just found out this morning. I checked on how much a compressor would cost. It’s cheaper to buy a new freezer.

Nearly the same for Xbox repairs, which is why I tried to DIY it. Got it working for a day and a half. I’ll tackle that bitch again tomorrow, maybe. I’ve got nothing to lose at this point.

59 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:55:37pm

re: #53 Slumbering Behemoth

North Korea Reportedly Punishing Insincere Mourners

Of course. But I call “24 hour rule”.

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

60 HoosierHoops  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:56:56pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

If I lived in North Korea I’d be crying every night

61 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:56:58pm

re: #56 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Have you ever tried to be a comedy writer? Because you’re good.

62 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 7:59:23pm

re: #55 Slumbering Behemoth

And my gawt-damned XBox 360 stopped working again, already.

:[

Just buy a nice Nintendo DS already ;)

//

63 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:00:06pm

re: #54 Killgore Trout

My grandma used to tell a story about a missionary group, way back in the day, that had these prayer request cards that they would have people fill out. Upon collecting them, one of the missionaries got a little angry ‘cuz he was sure some joker out there was mocking their faith, as many cards had the word “Jesus” written where one was supposed to write their name.

64 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:01:11pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

“We have … ways… of making you … cry…

heh… heh… heh… “

////

65 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:01:13pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

Hire Jim and Tammy Faye to show you how?

66 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:01:19pm

re: #60 HoosierHoops

Watching the UVA Duke game?

67 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:02:21pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

In my case, I have malformed tear ducts. You’d pretty much have to sock me in my nose to make my eyes water.

68 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:02:43pm

Duke wins by 3. Exciting game.

69 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:03:58pm

re: #62 wlewisiii

Just buy a nice Nintendo DS already ;)

//

IF I FUCKING HAD “NEW NINTENDO” MONEY, DO YOU THINK I’D BE TRYING TO DIY FIX MY GAWT-DAMNED XBOX!!!
///

70 HoosierHoops  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:05:16pm

re: #66 NJDhockeyfan

Watching the UVA Duke game?

It’s not on here dang it! I’m going between Zags - St. Mary and Golden State - Magic…

71 Interesting Times  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:09:30pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

You would get excellent tips from this guy.

72 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:09:34pm

re: #70 HoosierHoops

It’s not on here dang it! I’m going between Zags - St. Mary and Golden State - Magic…

It was a close game. UVA is really good this year.

73 HoosierHoops  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:11:27pm

re: #72 NJDhockeyfan

It was a close game. UVA is really good this year.

I’ll check them out for the big dance.. Indiana is rocking the College world this year…Go Hoosiers!

75 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:13:00pm

re: #69 Slumbering Behemoth

IF I FUCKING HAD “NEW NINTENDO” MONEY, DO YOU THINK I’D BE TRYING TO DIY FIX MY GAWT-DAMNED XBOX!!!
///

Being slightly serious - Who buys new? All of mine are from Pre-Played, Game-Spot or the local Pawn America :D Saw a 3DS for $129 the other day but didn’t have the cash. My son recently got a refurbed DSlite for $80. My own 1st gen was $50 at the pawn shop. I sold my dead ones to a local refub guy who uses the functional parts bringing my real cost down even further. Just a thought.

76 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:15:12pm

re: #73 HoosierHoops

I’ll check them out for the big dance.. Indiana is rocking the College world this year…Go Hoosiers!

Hoosiers/Hoos 2012!

77 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:19:55pm

re: #75 wlewisiii

Being slightly serious - Who buys new? All of mine are from Pre-Played, Game-Spot or the local Pawn America :D Saw a 3DS for $129 the other day but didn’t have the cash. My son recently got a refurbed DSlite for $80. My own 1st gen was $50 at the pawn shop. I sold my dead ones to a local refub guy who uses the functional parts bringing my real cost down even further. Just a thought.

Yeah, I considered that, but I’d still have to sell more stuff to afford a working one. I could dump cash on a new one, but the last time I did that (early ’90s for a new car stereo) I ended up eating nothing but egg noodles and corned beef hash for a month. Fuck that.

And the neighbor’s son pretty much asked that same question: “Why not just buy a new XBox”?

“Because I ain’t got “New XBox” money, stupid. Why else would I be taking this fucking thing apart myself”?

78 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:21:13pm

So my 8 year old is recovering from the dentist and can’t eat anything hard, so I’m obnoxiously eating an Oreo right in front of her singing “You can’t have it song” when she slaps it, it flies across the room and hits my wife in the head. My daughter looks at me, “We should be running now.”

79 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:23:54pm

re: #77 Slumbering Behemoth

Yeah, I considered that, but I’d still have to sell more stuff to afford a working one. I could dump cash on a new one, but the last time I did that (early ’90s for a new car stereo) I ended up eating nothing but egg noodles and corned beef hash for a month. Fuck that.

And the neighbor’s son pretty much asked that same question: “Why not just buy a new XBox”?

“Because I ain’t got “New XBox” money, stupid. Why else would I be taking this fucking thing apart myself”?

I understand, my own game budget is basically non-existant. So that’s why I wanted to suggest what we did. I don’t know what the specs on Xboxen are like but could you buy a cheap barebones model from the Pawn shop and then stick ram, disk & etc from your dying one into it to hold down the replacement costs?

80 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:26:16pm

Dear baby, how are you?
Is not a bad start to a letter.

81 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:27:08pm
82 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:27:13pm

re: #79 wlewisiii

There are some refurb dudes around here that my neighbor’s son knows. Worth looking into, I suppose.

There’s one game store that charges an average of $60 for repairs, and pathetic as it sounds, I ain’t even got fade on that.

83 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:27:31pm

good evening, little green footballs

84 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:27:56pm

re: #59 aagcobb

How do you even fake tears to stay out of prison? Some of us just don’t cry.

Pull nose hairs. Seriously.

85 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:28:42pm

*Wondering how many lizards are going to try it*

86 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:30:20pm

re: #81 SpaceJesus

Image: iPltW.jpg

You got beat by 43 minutes.

re: #54 Killgore Trout

Image: hcBQP.jpg

87 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:31:46pm

re: #84 EmmmieG

re: #85 EmmmieG

I used to do that frequently, until I learned that it could lead to infection. Never produced tears, though.

88 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:32:14pm

re: #86 Slumbering Behemoth


that’s what i get for going to happy hour instead of the internet today

89 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:32:38pm

re: #84 EmmmieG

Pull nose hairs. Seriously.

Slice onions.

90 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:32:58pm

Roger Ebert @ebertchicago
Newt accuses Mitt of being able to speak French.

91 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:33:26pm

re: #89 NJDhockeyfan

Slice onions.

Yeah, well, the problem there that the NK’s have is that you would need an onion. If they had one, they’d have eaten it already.

92 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:33:34pm

re: #87 Slumbering Behemoth

I pulled all the ones that stuck out far enough to grab before I reached 40. They got smart and quit growing that long.

93 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:33:42pm

re: #82 Slumbering Behemoth

There are some refurb dudes around here that my neighbor’s son knows. Worth looking into, I suppose.

There’s one game store that charges an average of $60 for repairs, and pathetic as it sounds, I ain’t even got fade on that.

Yeah, that sucks. Been there, done that, wore the T-shirt out.

94 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:34:38pm

re: #6 Charles

Gil Scott-Heron was also a prototype for the “angry black man” fear-mongering stereotype so beloved of today’s right wing.

Yeah but so was MLK, Malcolm X, DuBois, Booker T, Ralph Bunche, Paul Robeson..Colin Powell got put in that boat*, along with anyone else who doesn’t/didn’t step into the gutter when they passed on the sidewalk.

*Never takes much with those assholes.

95 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:34:45pm

re: #88 SpaceJesus

You went to Happy Hour, and the internet. I guess that counts as a win. Sort of.

/Happy Hour then seedy motel is more win…

96 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:35:38pm

re: #90 jaunte

Roger Ebert @ebertchicago
Newt accuses Mitt of being able to speak French.

The Right hates the French and loves the founding fathers, but without the French alliance, the founding fathers would’ve been strung up, and we’d be singing “God Save the Queen.”

97 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:36:19pm

re: #91 EmmmieG

Yeah, well, the problem there that the NK’s have is that you would need an onion. If they had one, they’d have eaten it already.

Yup. Bugs and tree bark don’t work as good as onions.

98 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:37:30pm

re: #96 aagcobb

And without borrowing money from foreign lenders, we never would have got this thing started.

99 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:37:33pm

re: #96 aagcobb

The Right hates the French and loves the founding fathers, but without the French alliance, the founding fathers would’ve been strung up, and we’d be singing “God Save the Queen.”

Mitt and Jon don’t like to talk about this for obvious reasons, but Mitt speaks French, and Jon speaks Mandarin, because the LDS church told them to go and live in those countries for two years.

100 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:37:34pm

re: #96 aagcobb

“We don’t cotton to the French here in Lafayette county.”

101 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:37:39pm

re: #96 aagcobb

The Right hates the French?

102 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:38:07pm

re: #96 aagcobb

The real winner of the American Revolution?

François Joseph Paul de Grasse. Admiral of the French fleet at Yorktown.

103 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:39:03pm

re: #101 NJDhockeyfan

Freedom Fries with your order, Sir?

104 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:39:04pm

re: #100 jaunte

“We don’t cotton to the French here in Lafayette county.”

*actual quote from one of my Mississippi in-laws.

105 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:41:33pm

re: #103 wlewisiii

Freedom Fries with your order, Sir?

That’s equals hate of the French?

106 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:43:08pm

re: #101 NJDhockeyfan

The Right hates the French?

You haven’t noticed? To them, France represents everything they hate: secularism, socialism, intellectual snobbery and a lack of appreciation for American exceptionalism.

107 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:46:00pm

re: #106 aagcobb

You haven’t noticed? To them, France represents everything they hate: secularism, socialism, intellectual snobbery and a lack of appreciation for American exceptionalism.

I’m sorry, I don’t follow. Hate is a strong word. Where is the hate?

108 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:46:22pm

re: #106 aagcobb

It goes both ways. I recall watching a PBS documentary on car manufactures, with a French board of directors not wanting to use the word “Air Bags” for, well, air bags, because that phrase is an “American Invention”.

109 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:51:19pm

re: #107 NJDhockeyfan

You really don’t remember the barrage of frothing hate towards the French because they weren’t willing to be Dubya’s lapdog like Tony Blair’s England? I doubt that somehow.

110 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:51:19pm

re: #101 NJDhockeyfan

The Right hates the French?

The right hates everything, starting with themselves.

111 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:51:55pm

re: #108 Slumbering Behemoth

It goes both ways. I recall watching a PBS documentary on car manufactures, with a French board of directors not wanting to use the word “Air Bags” for, well, air bags, because that phrase is an “American Invention”.

It’s no secret that the French don’t like Americans visiting France, at least in Paris from what I’m told. The ones in the country like us and the ones living near the WWII historic battle areas love us.

112 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:53:47pm

re: #109 wlewisiii

You really don’t remember the barrage of frothing hate towards the French because they weren’t willing to be Dubya’s lapdog like Tony Blair’s England? I doubt that somehow.

No. Please refresh my memory.

113 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:55:47pm

re: #110 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

The right hates everything, starting with themselves.

Yes, the right should be more loving, caring, and all around positive like the left always is. Thanks for clearing that up.

114 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:56:08pm

re: #107 NJDhockeyfan

I’m sorry, I don’t follow. Hate is a strong word. Where is the hate?

Here’s a wikipedia blurb about the freedom fries brouhaha. And of course in “Talladega Nights”, Ricky Bobby’s nemesis was a gay Frenchman, the polar opposite of what a southern Nascar Driver should be.

115 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:56:10pm

re: #111 NJDhockeyfan

It’s no secret that the French don’t like Americans visiting France, at least in Paris from what I’m told. The ones in the country like us and the ones living near the WWII historic battle areas love us.

Lol!

How would you know?

116 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:56:26pm

re: #112 NJDhockeyfan

Start here: en.wikipedia.org

Then take the trolling home. It’s really weak sauce tonight.

117 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:56:58pm

re: #113 NJDhockeyfan

Yes, the right should be more loving, caring, and all around positive

MBF e_e

118 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:57:25pm

re: #116 wlewisiii

Start here: [Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

Then take the trolling home. It’s really weak sauce tonight.

Dumb, stupid, and ignorant as ever.

119 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:59:31pm

re: #118 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Dumb, stupid, and ignorant as ever.

McCoy eyebrow raise?

120 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 8:59:41pm

re: #108 Slumbering Behemoth

It goes both ways. I recall watching a PBS documentary on car manufactures, with a French board of directors not wanting to use the word “Air Bags” for, well, air bags, because that phrase is an “American Invention”.

The French are very careful to try to preserve their language. They really do not like it when Anglais makes its way into the language.

There is an institution in France, L’Academie Francaise, which tries to prevent English from creeping into the language. They do other things, too, but this is one of the things they look at.

Conservatism
As French culture has come under increasing pressure with the widespread use of English in media and technology, the Académie has tried to prevent the Anglicization of the French language. For example, the Académie has recommended, with mixed success, that some loanwords from English (such as walkman, software and email) be avoided, in favour of words derived from French (baladeur, logiciel, and courriel respectively). Moreover, the Académie has worked to modernize French orthography. The body, however, has sometimes been criticized for behaving in an excessively conservative fashion.

121 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:00:17pm

re: #101 NJDhockeyfan

The Right hates the French?

If Newt was trying to use it against Romney, that’s a good sign.

122 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:00:21pm

re: #120 reine.de.tout

The French are very careful to try to preserve their language. They really do not like it when Anglais makes its way into the language.

There is an institution in France, L’Academie Francaise, which tries to prevent English from creeping into the language. They do other things, too, but this is one of the things they look at.

As opposed to English, which takes a “more is more” attitude towards vocabulary.

123 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:00:24pm

re: #113 NJDhockeyfan

Yes, the right should be more loving, caring, and all around positive like the left always is. Thanks for clearing that up.

You were on a roll until the MBFFail.

124 freetoken  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:00:49pm

re: #121 jaunte

If Newt was trying to use it against Romney, that’s a good sign.

Too obvious, no?

125 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:02:08pm

re: #120 reine.de.tout

The French are very careful to try to preserve their language. They really do not like it when Anglais makes its way into the language.

There is an institution in France, L’Academie Francaise, which tries to prevent English from creeping into the language. They do other things, too, but this is one of the things they look at.

Which, seriously, points out some of the most significant differences in culture between the two languages. English will borg anything. It is a mugger that smacks a word over the head and steals it wholesale into the language while French attempts to remain chaste; pure.

126 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:03:36pm

re: #122 EmmmieG

As opposed to English, which takes a “more is more” attitude towards vocabulary.

It’s odd to me that it seems to be mostly English the French are worried about. Not so much borrowing from other languages. This isn’t new - I learned about this in high school French class 40 years ago.

127 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:03:40pm

re: #120 reine.de.tout

Quebec too; I was just reading about Loi 101, which has this interesting exception to the general requirement for the use of French language:

Educational products for the teaching of a language other than French

128 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:03:49pm

Freedom Fries…the new HATE!

LOL!

129 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:05:01pm

re: #115 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Lol!

How would you know?

I shall base my PMA toward you..hows that?

130 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:05:05pm

re: #126 reine.de.tout

It’s odd to me that it seems to be mostly English the French are worried about. Not so much borrowing from other languages. This isn’t new - I learned about this in high school French class 40 years ago.

Of course, we have our own organization in La. to try to preserve French spoken here: CODOFIL.

The Council for the Development of French in Louisiana was created in 1968 by the Louisiana state legislature. According to Legislative Act No. 409, the Governor of Louisiana is “…authorized to establish the Council for the Development of Louisiana- French, said agency to consist of no more than fifty (50) members and including a chairman…”. CODOFIL is furthermore empowered to “do any and all things necessary to accomplish the development, utilization, and preservation of the French language as found in Louisiana for the cultural, economic and touristic benefit of the state. The name was subsequently changed to the Council for the Development of French in Louisiana.”

131 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:05:51pm

re: #111 NJDhockeyfan

Which reminds me of a story I read, about a grandson looking for his grandfather’s grave in rural France. Grandpa crashed and died in his fighter plane while defending this French town from Nazi fighter pilots.

He tracked down his grandpa’s resting place, and found that the people of this small French town still kept his grave stone clean, and still left flowers and other items to honor him.

The idea that “The French hate Americans”, or that “Americans hate the French” are media driven memes.

There is no question that there are ignorant haters on either side, but the overall gist of either meme is nothing more than bigoted broad brushing.

132 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:05:54pm

re: #128 NJDhockeyfan

Freedom Fries…the new HATE!

LOL!

I call them tyranny taters because they oppress me with their deliciousness.

133 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:09:15pm

re: #127 jaunte

Quebec too; I was just reading about Loi 101, which has this interesting exception to the general requirement for the use of French language:

I’ve got a funny story told to me by a Cajun friend who taught French for awhile at LSU.

Being interested in French, he and some other teachers took a study trip to Canada. They got a lot of ribbing about the Anglicization of Cajun French, particularly for the phrase “passer du bon temps” (to pass a good time) - which the Canadians felt was English-oriented. The Canadian phrase? “Avoir fun”. LOL.

134 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:09:34pm

re: #126 reine.de.tout

It’s odd to me that it seems to be mostly English the French are worried about. Not so much borrowing from other languages. This isn’t new - I learned about this in high school French class 40 years ago.

The English and French are like Calvin and Susie in the comic “Calvin and Hobbes” - obviously deeply in love and showing it as 6 year olds tend to … ///

More seriously, a quick look at the last 1200 or so years or English/French history will remind one that 1) the current friendship hasn’t lasted long & 2) we only are free because it was the French had loved giving the English heartache for 1000 years.

1066 And All That.

135 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:09:38pm

re: #131 Slumbering Behemoth

Which reminds me of a story I read, about a grandson looking for his grandfather’s grave in rural France. Grandpa crashed and died in his fighter plane while defending this French town from Nazi fighter pilots.

He tracked down his grandpa’s resting place, and found that the people of this small French town still kept his grave stone clean, and still left flowers and other items to honor him.

The idea that “The French hate Americans”, or that “Americans hate the French” are media driven memes.

There is no question that there are ignorant haters on either side, but the overall gist of either meme is nothing more than bigoted broad brushing.

That can’t be true, remember Freedom Fries?!?!
//

136 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:12:06pm

re: #135 NJDhockeyfan

That can’t be true, remember Freedom Fries?!?!
//

That was a real thing, and rather silly. Lasted all of what? A few months.

/Though I would have totally been on board with “Freedom Kissing” if that were a thing freely given at the time.

137 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:13:43pm

re: #125 wlewisiii

Which, seriously, points out some of the most significant differences in culture between the two languages. English will borg anything. It is a mugger that smacks a word over the head and steals it wholesale into the language while French attempts to remain chaste; pure.

Well yeah - except again, they don’t seem to have concerns about languages other than English poisoning the French. L’Academie has mixed results with their efforts - most folks are just going to use whatever is easiest to say. And there are French dialects all over the place which would never meet the standards of L’Academie.

138 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:13:45pm

The right doesn’t hate the French as much because Sarkozy is ‘conservative.’

139 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:13:58pm

Cheese-absorbing surrender tubers.

140 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:14:48pm

re: #132 Killgore Trout

I call them tyranny taters because they oppress me with their deliciousness.

Those are tots.

141 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:15:19pm

McDonald’s fries = guilty pleasure.

142 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:16:35pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Those are tots.

There’s tater tots? I love tater tots.
Almost as much as FBV loves cake. And pie.

143 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:16:59pm

Reasons the French hate us:
- Our Freedom
- Superior Californian Wine

Reasons we hate the French:
- Their awesome cheese
- Their instance that their stupid wine is superior

144 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:17:03pm

This condom ad is why the American right wing hates France.

145 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:18:02pm

re: #141 BigPapa

McDonald’s fries = guilty pleasure.

Boy, are they ever. When I was a young ‘un and doing young people stuff, there were times when I would crave those french fries, nothing else would do.

146 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:18:04pm

re: #141 BigPapa

McDonald’s fries = guilty pleasure.

They used to be much better. When they switched to vegetable oil all the deliciousness disappeared.

147 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:18:32pm

re: #102 wlewisiii

The real winner of the American Revolution?

François Joseph Paul de Grasse. Admiral of the French fleet at Yorktown.

But he is not celebrated, even in France. Mostly because his defeat of the indecisive Rear Admiral Thomas Graves also served to have the British send the ferocious Admiral Rodney to sea to deal with him. Less than a year after de Grasse’s victory at the Battle of the Chesapeake Capes, his fleet fought the Royal Navy under Rodney at the Battle of the Saintes in the Caribbean. Rodney, unlike Graves, formed no line of battle and sent his ships charging in before the French fleet could fully alight itself. Rodney’s doing what Graves refused to do won the UK a smashing victory. As the peace treaty ending the Revolutionary War had not been signed, this allowed the UK to say it had won the last major battle of the war.

148 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:19:02pm

re: #141 BigPapa

McDonald’s fries = guilty pleasure.

I hate you. I hate you like I’m supposed to hate the French.

149 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:19:08pm

re: #144 goddamnedfrank

Okay, that was really fuckin’ weird.

150 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:19:48pm

Please, everyone knows that Five Guys has the best fries.

151 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:20:30pm

re: #150 JasonA

Please, everyone knows that Five Guys has the best fries.

Who are these Five Guys?

152 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:20:34pm

re: #150 JasonA

Fries are for fat, vegetarian bastards.

153 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:20:43pm

re: #150 JasonA

local pub’s garlic fries > any chain restaurant’s fries

154 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:20:47pm

re: #143 Slumbering Behemoth

Reasons the French hate us:
- Our Freedom
- Superior Californian Wine

Reasons we hate the French:
- Their awesome cheese
- Their instance that their stupid wine is superior

I wonder how they made eating snails popular? Who was the first Frenchman that picked one up and said “Now this looks delicious.”

155 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:21:03pm

re: #153 WindUpBird

local pub’s garlic fries > any chain restaurant’s fries

Pfft.

156 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:22:14pm

re: #151 reine.de.tout

Who are these Five Guys?

Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

157 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:22:33pm

re: #150 JasonA

Please, everyone knows that Five Guys has the best fries.

They use fresh potatoes. There is no better way to make fries.

158 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:22:54pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

True enough.

But tell me, what’s better? To win the battle that matters or loose the one that’s irrelevant?

159 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:23:06pm

re: #154 NJDhockeyfan

Hungry Cave-Dwelling Frenchman.

160 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:23:34pm

re: #154 NJDhockeyfan

I wonder how they made eating snails popular? Who was the first Frenchman that picked one up and said “Now this looks delicious.”

Probably the only meat around that didn’t come with a penalty:

Only Lords and Nobles were allowed to hunt deer, boar, hares and rabbits. The punishment for poaching could result in death or having hands cut off - these types of meat were therefore not available to the poor.middle-ages.org.uk

161 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:23:36pm

re: #155 JasonA

Pfft.

I never eat fries without drinking beer :D

162 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:23:43pm

re: #154 NJDhockeyfan

I wonder how they made eating snails popular? Who was the first Frenchman that picked one up and said “Now this looks delicious.”

I had the same question about these, the 6 most terrifying foods in the world.

Double-dog dare anybody to read that to the end.

163 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:24:57pm

re: #154 NJDhockeyfan

I wonder how they made eating snails popular? Who was the first Frenchman that picked one up and said “Now this looks delicious.”

Still far from explaining haggis.

164 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:25:28pm

re: #118 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Dumb, stupid, and ignorant as ever.

Bitchy, ugly, and hostile like always.

165 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:28:22pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

The escamoles don’t sound too bad:

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of fucking ant eggs.

166 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:29:29pm

re: #101 NJDhockeyfan

The Right hates the French?

Wingnuts hate the French.

167 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:29:48pm

re: #163 BigPapa

Still far from explaining haggis.

Someone watched a cat or dog at a fresh kill. The stomach is often one of the first things eaten, IIRC.

168 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:29:54pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

Casu Marzu was way too high on that list.

169 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:30:12pm

re: #150 JasonA

Please, everyone knows that Five Guys has the best fries.

Um, No.
The BEST fries are from In & Out Burger.
in-n-out.com

170 austin_blue  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:30:30pm

I remember GSH from college, and again when I saw him in live in Austin in 1992.

More poet and visionary than a singer, he still produced “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised” and the the incredibly hardcore “Angel Dust” on his albums.

RIP, my man.

171 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:30:33pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

I had the same question about these, the 6 most terrifying foods in the world.

Double-dog dare anybody to read that to the end.

I did it and I can’t finish my fries now.

172 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:31:04pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

Horrible. But I’d eat any of that if I had no other choice.

/Except that casu marzu. If you and I were stranded in the wilderness with nothing but that to eat, you would be well advised to sneak off with that nasty cheese while I’m sleeping, and put great distance between me and your long-shanks.

173 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:31:22pm

re: #169 Floral Giraffe

Um, No.
The BEST fries are from In & Out Burger.
[Link: www.in-n-out.com…]

See, now we’re starting up an East Coast, West Coast rivalry thing.

174 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:31:23pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

I had the same question about these, the 6 most terrifying foods in the world.

Double-dog dare anybody to read that to the end.

That makes the snails look as good as steak right now. I’m going to have nightmares tonight.

175 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:33:00pm

re: #173 JasonA

They are so very very tasty!

176 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:33:01pm

Go ahead, eat McDonald’s. Nobody will ever know.

177 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:33:22pm

*Amusingly recalls all the boycott France nonsense from 2003*

178 dell*nix  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:33:35pm

re: #144 goddamnedfrank

Vive L”France!

179 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:34:09pm

re: #165 jaunte

The escamoles don’t sound too bad:

No. Way.

180 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:34:28pm

Going to bed now…I hope my dreams aren’t full of ant eggs and Maggot cheese.

Cheers!

181 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:35:07pm

re: #171 BigPapa

I did it and I can’t finish my fries now.

I felt like I wouldn’t eat again for a week.
Great diet aid.

182 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:35:19pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

I had the same question about these, the 6 most terrifying foods in the world.

Double-dog dare anybody to read that to the end.

I’m in.

183 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:36:24pm

re: #169 Floral Giraffe

Um, No.
The BEST fries are from In & Out Burger.
[Link: www.in-n-out.com…]

I’m not a fan of fries, French or Freedom, nor am I a fan of fast food, but I have to agree with you there.

Fresh potatoes, cleaned, peeled, cut and fried on site. No excessive salt or sugar, nor any other kind of “glaze”. Just fresh chopped taters deep fried “as is”.

184 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:36:55pm

re: #154 NJDhockeyfan

I wonder how they made eating snails popular? Who was the first Frenchman that picked one up and said “Now this looks delicious.”

I have no idea, but I do know that I’m grateful that when a friend and I had lunch in Calais, she let me off the snails because they weren’t kosher.

She ate several.

185 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:37:18pm

re: #171 BigPapa

I did it and I can’t finish my fries now.

Wuss.
Have some mice wine with your maggot cheese.
:P

186 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:37:36pm

re: #184 SanFranciscoZionist

I have no idea, but I do know that I’m grateful that when a friend and I had lunch in Calais, she let me off the snails because they weren’t kosher.

She ate several.

shhhh. They are actually quite good.

187 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:37:55pm

re: #183 Slumbering Behemoth

I am SO wanting their fries right now.
You people are EVIL!

188 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:39:03pm

re: #162 reine.de.tout

I had the same question about these, the 6 most terrifying foods in the world.

Double-dog dare anybody to read that to the end.

Oh lordy. I’m gonna fast.
// ;-)

189 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:39:33pm

re: #179 reine.de.tout

On average, ants monopolize 15–20% of the terrestrial animal biomass, and in tropical regions where ants are especially abundant, they monopolize 25% or more.

Escamole: it’s what’s for dinner!

190 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:40:11pm

re: #180 NJDhockeyfan

Going to bed now…I hope my dreams aren’t full of ant eggs and Maggot cheese.

Cheers!

They will be. Plus, zombies. Meth fueled zombies.

NOW WHAT?!?!
///

191 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:40:25pm

re: #189 jaunte

Escamole: it’s what’s for dinner!

Oh, quit it!

192 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:40:28pm

re: #189 jaunte

Escamole: it’s what’s for dinner!

If you ground it properly, it’d be a darn sight better than Soylent Green.

193 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:41:04pm

re: #191 reine.de.tout

At Macdonald’s it’s just a “nugget.”

195 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:41:17pm

re: #188 Rightwingconspirator

Oh lordy. I’m gonna fast.
// ;-)

I warned ya.

196 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:41:34pm

re: #188 Rightwingconspirator

OK, I looked.
And would have barfed, if I’d been eating.
Just saying…

197 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:41:35pm

re: #193 jaunte

At Macdonald’s it’s just a “nugget.”

Six to an order.

198 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:42:16pm

re: #193 jaunte

At Macdonald’s it’s just a “nugget.”

Where is the nugget on a chicken?

199 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:42:39pm

re: #196 Floral Giraffe

OK, I looked.
And would have barfed, if I’d been eating.
Just saying…

Heh, now I have an extra weapon against some here.
/:P

200 Lidane  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:43:05pm

re: #198 Floral Giraffe

Where is the nugget on a chicken?

Do you really want the answer to that question?

201 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:43:31pm

re: #200 Lidane

Do you really want the answer to that question?

NO!

202 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:43:33pm

re: #187 Floral Giraffe

I’ve been off fast food for so many years now. So long that a Mickey D’s burger tastes like nothing less than shit to me.

But In & Out is a guilty pleasure. Though only occasionally.

There’s a huge difference between “Fresh”, and “Manufactured Frozen”.

203 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:43:39pm

US sends top Iran leader warning on Hormuz threat

beware! this whore will moo very soon!

204 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:43:51pm

re: #200 Lidane

Do you really want the answer to that question?

Maybe? It could be on it’s thigh, right?

205 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:45:00pm

re: #202 Slumbering Behemoth

In & Out isn’t REALLY fast food, although, if you look at the calorie count on their menu, you won’t eat there often. Still, it’s a nice treat!

206 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:45:14pm

I really need to know who first had the idea to put mice fetuses and sake together. I lack whatever they had that made them say “Hey, this could work…”

207 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:45:36pm

re: #198 Floral Giraffe

I’m pretty sure the answer is something like ‘mesothelium.’

208 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:47:21pm

re: #205 Floral Giraffe

In & Out isn’t REALLY fast food, although, if you look at the calorie count on their menu, you won’t eat there often. Still, it’s a nice treat!

Sounds like Culver’s around here. Good food, but don’t eat there every day.

209 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:47:25pm

re: #206 JasonA

“Hey, you dropped mice fetuses in my sake!”

210 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:48:50pm

re: #193 jaunte

At Macdonald’s it’s just a “nugget.”

Last time I ate “McDonald’s”? I was starving and on short time getting back to work. Late 90’s.

Now, when I say I’m starving… I have blood sugar issues, and am now two hours from becoming a cannibal.

I got back to work with a stash of McNuggets, half chewed the first one and spit it out. I’d rather risk the offense of cannibalism than eat that garbage.

211 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:49:31pm

re: #210 Slumbering Behemoth

The ant eggs would probably be an improvement.

212 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:50:15pm

re: #210 Slumbering Behemoth

Last time I ate “McDonald’s”? I was starving and on short time getting back to work. Late 90’s.

Now, when I say I’m starving… I have blood sugar issues, and am now two hours from becoming a cannibal.

I got back to work with a stash of McNuggets, half chewed the first one and spit it out. I’d rather risk the offense of cannibalism than eat that garbage.

Eat foliage.
It’s abundant and free!

213 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:51:10pm

re: #158 wlewisiii

True enough.

But tell me, what’s better? To win the battle that matters or loose the one that’s irrelevant?

The crippling of de Grasse’s fleet wasn’t irrelevant, though. France still wanted to seize some of the UK’s Caribbean possessions, and had de Grasse won they might well have done so. Rodney’s victory did not prevent American independence, but it did avoid further British loss of territory and it restored the Royal Navy’s pride after Yorktown.

Moreover, de Grasse beat Graves at the Chesapeake Capes, but most of Graves’ ships withdrew still flying the Union Jack. The Saintes saw most of de Grasse’s ships sunk or captured. So the battle de Grasse lost was a real wound to France, though it did not hurt America.

214 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:51:18pm

re: #205 Floral Giraffe

In & Out isn’t REALLY fast food, although, if you look at the calorie count on their menu, you won’t eat there often. Still, it’s a nice treat!

Good food served fast. Healthier than a Burger King, but still fatty.

There’s one local burger joint here that doesn’t even serve frozen meat. All local and fresh. Another guilty pleasure that I rarely indulge.

215 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:52:40pm

re: #212 Varek Raith

Eat foliage.
It’s abundant and free!

It’s neither, but I eat plenty.

216 jaunte  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:56:48pm

re: #212 Varek Raith

Eat foliage.
It’s abundant and free!

Speaking of which: this is cool:
Community Supported Agriculture

…a farmer offers a certain number of “shares” to the public. Typically the share consists of a box of vegetables, but other farm products may be included. Interested consumers purchase a share (aka a “membership” or a “subscription”) and in return receive a box (bag, basket) of seasonal produce each week throughout the farming season.

You can search your zip code for participating farms.

217 Lidane  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:57:19pm

re: #208 wlewisiii

Sounds like Culver’s around here. Good food, but don’t eat there every day.

There’s a Culver’s here in Austin. Love the food, but I just can’t go there much, especially now that I’m trying to lose weight.

218 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:57:21pm

Getting here late again, as usual.

I’m seriously put out with the wingnut reaction to the video of Marines apparently pissing on dead Taliban. It might be one thing to suggest that leftists and peaceniks are overreacting, something else again to revel in this barbarism and praise these nitwits for their failure of discipline and character.
I was talking to an acquaintance about it this afternoon. He said, “Well, I can’t judge them. Hell, if I were in their shoes, I might do it too.”
That really hit a nerve. I said, “I HAVE been in their shoes, I didn’t do anything remotely like this, and I think they should be thrown in the brig.”
The conversation was over at that point.

I was also struck by the relatively muted reaction so from the Taliban. Part of the reason might be that they don’t grasp the outrage: This would be pretty mild stuff to them. The desecration of enemy bodies is completely routine with them, and it gets far, far uglier than what we saw in the video. Beyond that, it is their standard and stridently repeated narrative that foreign troops engage in all sorts of atrocities and misconduct. An unusual outburst of rage over this incident would tend to undermine the credibility of that narrative.

219 Four More Tears  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 9:59:19pm

re: #218 Shiplord Kirel

It’s conduct unbecoming an American. Some straight up Mogadishu shit right there.

220 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:00:03pm

So now I’m eating leftover ham hip and pintos, made from the left over xmas ham. That’s how I roll, bitches.

/and I got five, one quart freezer bags full of turkey stew sitting in the ice box, made from the left over xmas turkey carcass. Fuck waste!!!

221 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:00:29pm

re: #218 Shiplord Kirel

Getting here late again, as usual.

I’m seriously put out with the wingnut reaction to the video of Marines apparently pissing on dead Taliban. It might be one thing to suggest that leftists and peaceniks are overreacting, something else again to revel in this barbarism and praise these nitwits for their failure of discipline and character.
I was talking to an acquaintance about it this afternoon. He said, “Well, I can’t judge them. Hell, if I were in their shoes, I might do it too.”
That really hit a nerve. I said, “I HAVE been in their shoes, I didn’t do anything remotely like this, and I think they should be thrown in the brig.”
The conversation was over at that point.

I was also struck by the relatively muted reaction so from the Taliban. Part of the reason might be that they don’t grasp the outrage: This would be pretty mild stuff to them. The desecration of enemy bodies is completely routine with them, and it gets far, far uglier than what we saw in the video. Beyond that, it is their standard and stridently repeated narrative that foreign troops engage in all sorts of atrocities and misconduct. An unusual outburst of rage over this incident would tend to undermine the credibility of that narrative.

Good points both, and I agree entirely.

222 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:00:39pm

re: #217 Lidane

There’s a Culver’s here in Austin. Love the food, but I just can’t go there much, especially now that I’m trying to lose weight.

Yep. Mushroom Swiss Burger with a side of Onion Rings. Major yummies but more calories than I care to think about.

223 freetoken  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:02:43pm

re: #212 Varek Raith

Eat foliage.
It’s abundant and free!

Not so abundant here in the desert, but I will note that the stems (“paddles”) of Opuntia are edible, as well as the fruit.

224 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:03:09pm

I’ve never had to worry about calories. While I was working I ate lots of yummy things. Now it’s simple home cooked food. I miss cheese steaks, Subway melts, Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe…

225 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:05:38pm

re: #224 mracb

I miss the Taquerias in the Bay Area. There ain’t nothing here in my part of the Central Valley that can compete.

226 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:07:16pm

re: #218 Shiplord Kirel

I think you’re closer on the “WTF are they complaining about?” aspect as they would, routinely, do worse. Still we do expect better of our troops and they should be punished. More than an Article 15, to be sure, but is this BCD/DH level? I’d say somewhere in between.

I do remember the Pvt E1 I met once with E8 faded outlines on his collars… diamonds in the centers…

227 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:13:32pm

re: #224 mracb

I’ve never had to worry about calories. While I was working I ate lots of yummy things. Now it’s simple home cooked food. I miss cheese steaks, Subway melts, Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe…

I’m a big fan of Wendy’s bacon burgers. The best fries in the Chicago area are to be found at either Michael’s Chicago Style Red Hots in Highland Park or at Edzo’s in Evanston.

228 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:13:34pm

re: #224 mracb

I’ve never had to worry about calories. While I was working I ate lots of yummy things. Now it’s simple home cooked food. I miss cheese steaks, Subway melts, Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe…

I envy you.

My mom’s maiden name is “Gallant,” and “The Gallant Ass” is a well-known phenomenon in my hometown.

229 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:14:30pm

re: #227 Dark_Falcon

I’m a big fan of Wendy’s bacon burgers. The best fries in the Chicago area are to be found at either Michael’s Chicago Style Red Hots in Highland Park or at Edzo’s in Evanston.

Wendy’s fries suck.

230 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:14:45pm

re: #226 wlewisiii

I think you’re closer on the “WTF are they complaining about?” aspect as they would, routinely, do worse. Still we do expect better of our troops and they should be punished. More than an Article 15, to be sure, but is this BCD/DH level? I’d say somewhere in between.

I do remember the Pvt E1 I met once with E8 faded outlines on his collars… diamonds in the centers…

It calls for severe punishment, no doubt, but not imprisonment, I think.

231 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:15:35pm

re: #226 wlewisiii

I think you’re closer on the “WTF are they complaining about?” aspect as they would, routinely, do worse. Still we do expect better of our troops and they should be punished. More than an Article 15, to be sure, but is this BCD/DH level? I’d say somewhere in between.

I do remember the Pvt E1 I met once with E8 faded outlines on his collars… diamonds in the centers…

I think it does rise to the BCD level because of the additional danger it presents to other members of the service and to the mission itself.

232 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:15:55pm

re: #228 BongCrodny

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo big that when it jumps up in the air, it gets stuck.

233 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:17:16pm

re: #229 mracb

Wendy’s fries suck.

No argument here. A fast food type place that holds affinity with my family is Portillo’s. In part though, this is because some of their locations serve beer. This only matters to my parents, though.

234 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:18:24pm

BCD= Bad Conduct Discharge.

Unlike an administrative discharge, a Bad Conduct Discharge (BCD) is a punitive discharge that can only be given by a court-martial (either Special or General) as punishment to an enlisted service-member. Bad conduct discharges are often preceded by a period of confinement in a military prison. The discharge itself is not executed until completion of both confinement and the appellate review process.
Virtually all veterans’ benefits are forfeited by a Bad Conduct Discharge; BCD recipients are eligible for VA disability compensation, as the only discharge that forfeits all VA benefits in full is the Dishonorable Discharge.

235 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:18:30pm

re: #228 BongCrodny

I envy you.

My mom’s maiden name is “Gallant,” and “The Gallant Ass” is a well-known phenomenon in my hometown.

I’m now going to use that as a name for a freighter in Star Wars D20.

236 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:19:26pm

re: #231 Shiplord Kirel

I think it does rise to the BCD level because of the additional danger it presents to other members of the service and to the mission itself.

I can see the argument. This is yet another reason why I never took up the offers to go to OCS. I preferred being an NCO at times like these.

237 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:19:33pm

re: #235 Varek Raith

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo big that when it launches into outer space, it gets stuck.

238 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:20:25pm

re: #234 Shiplord Kirel

BCD= Bad Conduct Discharge.

Ah, good idea. That’s an acronym only a handful here would get. Thank you.

239 AlexRogan  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:20:39pm

re: #229 mracb

Wendy’s fries suck.

I liked their old fries…their new “natural-cut” fries pale in comparison.

240 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:22:16pm

re: #239 talon_262

I liked their old fries…their new “natural-cut” fries pale in comparison.

I dunno, around here they are mushy, the newer ones are a little tastier but still mushy.

241 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:23:24pm

My natural aversion to fast food crap causes some in my family to look at me askance. And I ain’t known for being a granola type health nut, neither.

Drinking, smoking… I indulge more that most.

But I like food that tastes like… food.

242 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:24:15pm

Arby’s roast beef sandwich or GTFO.

243 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:25:29pm

re: #232 Slumbering Behemoth

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo big that when it jumps up in the air, it gets stuck.

“The Gallant Ass” is so big, it has its own zip code.

244 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:25:36pm

I’m reminded of something an Israeli colonel is reported to have said to a soldier who had cited the enemy’s atrocities as an excuse for misconduct by Israeli soldiers: “If a dog bites you, I would expect you as a man not to bite him back. You might shoot him, but if you get down on your knees and bite him, you have become a dog too.”

245 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:25:44pm

re: #234 Shiplord Kirel

BCD= Bad Conduct Discharge.

Yeah, that sounds like it fits the level of their crime.

246 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:26:30pm

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo huge that when it hovers around the galaxy, it hovers around the galaxy.

247 freetoken  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:27:01pm

All one has to do is read some of the comments on the numerous threads about the Marines’ piss problem on various right wing blogs to realize just how sick the wingnut community truly is.

248 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:27:02pm

I haven’t worked near an Arbys in over 30 years. There was one in Dublin, CA.

249 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:28:35pm
250 BigPapa  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:28:54pm

re: #248 mracb

I haven’t worked near an Arbys in over 30 years. There was one in Dublin, CA.

I think it’s now a fast food indian joint.

251 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:29:15pm

re: #244 Shiplord Kirel

I’m reminded of something an Israeli colonel is reported to have said to a soldier who had cited the enemy’s atrocities as an excuse for misconduct by Israeli soldiers: “If a dog bites you, I would expect you as a man not to bite him back.”

Whereupon The Guardian declared that the colonel’s words prove that the IDF sees Palestinians as equivalent to dogs.

/I’m kidding, but I could easily see that paper making that accusation.

252 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:29:28pm

re: #242 Varek Raith

Arby’s The Behemoth’s roast beef Tri-Tip sandwich or GTFO.

I’ll change your religion, Sith.

253 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:29:55pm

re: #252 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ll change your religion, Sith.

Hey, sure, if you’re going to make it.

254 freetoken  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:30:51pm

BTW, I see PaleoPat has a new column out, featured at Townhall, in which he adulates Ron Paul:

[Praise for Paul’s doomer goldbug outlook…]

Aware it is unlikely he will ever be president, the 76-year-old soldiers on in the belief that this cause will one day triumph in a party where he was, not long ago, seen as an odd duck, but a party where today he speaks for a national constituency.

[…]

There is a gnawing fear in the GOP that Paul will quit the party when the primaries are over and run as a third-party candidate on the Libertarian or some other line in the November election.

Not going to happen. Such a decision would sunder the movement Paul has pulled together, bring about his own and his party’s certain defeat in November, and re-elect Barack Obama.

Paul would become a pariah in his party, while his son, Sen. Rand Paul, who would be forced to endorse his father over the GOP nominee, would be ruined as a future Republican leader.

Why would Dr. Paul do this, when the future inside the GOP looks bright not only for him but for his son?

[…]

That’s right, PaleoPat sees Ron Paul (and his son) as the future of the GOP.

255 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:31:31pm

re: #253 Varek Raith

Any time. If you manage to find me… Free Tri-Tip!!!

256 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:31:53pm

MMMM, behemoth steak.
Image: Behemoth_XII.jpg

257 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:33:32pm

re: #242 Varek Raith

Arby’s roast beef sandwich or GTFO.

We had a “Raff’s” in Portland, Maine — owned and operated by the brothers who founded Arby’s. The story was that after they sold out they weren’t allowed to have a “roast beef” franchise, so Raff’s sold roast beef and fish and burgers. While “Arby’s” meant “America’s Roast Beef, Yes Sir,” the take was that it really meant “Raff Brothers.

Never caught on, however. Drove by the site the other day; it had been rubble-ized.

Woe.

258 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:34:14pm

re: #254 freetoken

RW talk radio blowhard Mark Levin has vowed, fucking vowed, to destroy Rand’s political career should Ron run third party in this next election. Heh.

259 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:35:21pm

re: #256 Varek Raith

That? That’s barely an appetizer.

260 freetoken  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:36:29pm

re: #258 Slumbering Behemoth

He should ask Newt about how vows play out.

261 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:38:12pm

re: #249 Varek Raith

IT’S A FAP!!!

262 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:39:00pm

re: #261 Slumbering Behemoth

That was a nasty.

263 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:39:32pm

re: #262 Floral Giraffe

That was a nasty.

You were expecting…?
:P

264 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:41:55pm

Well, good night all. I leave you with one thought/prediction/hope:

Feb 5, 2012: Rogers stomps Tebow in Indianapolis.

265 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:48:30pm

re: #264 wlewisiii

Well, good night all. I leave you with one thought/prediction/hope:

Feb 5, 2012: Rogers stomps Tebow in Indianapolis.

I’d rather it be Eli Manning who Helms the team that stops Tebow, and I think that the city of Indianapolis would prefer that as well.

But I don’t really think the Broncos will get that far. The Patriots will gun them down this weekend.

266 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:54:55pm

re: #265 Dark_Falcon

I’d rather it be Eli Manning who Helms the team that stops Tebow, and I think that the city of Indianapolis would prefer that as well.

But I don’t really think the Broncos will get that far. The Patriots will gun them down this weekend.

Speaking as a native New Englander who understands that the Patriots have pretty much surpassed Dallas as “THE team you hate,” it would be nice to see them actually win a playoff game. They’re 0-3 in their last three, with losses to both the Ravens and the Jets — at home.

Tom Brady’s a pretty awesome quarterback, but I think they’ve suffered a bit since they became Tom Brady, All The Time.

267 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 10:59:19pm

re: #260 freetoken

The dude will often contradict himself, on his own show, in the short amount of time it takes me to drive to the liquor store and back. I doubt “reality” is a key value for him.

268 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:00:07pm

re: #266 BongCrodny

Speaking as a native New Englander who understands that the Patriots have pretty much surpassed Dallas as “THE team you hate,” it would be nice to see them actually win a playoff game. They’re 0-3 in their last three, with losses to both the Ravens and the Jets — at home.

Tom Brady’s a pretty awesome quarterback, but I think they’ve suffered a bit since they became Tom Brady, All The Time.

I think they’ll pull it off this year. Tim Tebow has a bright future in the NFL, but overall the Patriots still have the better offense. This game will be a shootout, a shootout I feel that New England will win.

269 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:01:28pm

re: #262 Floral Giraffe

True story, bro.
/:P

270 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:03:36pm

re: #258 Slumbering Behemoth

RW talk radio blowhard Mark Levin has vowed, fucking vowed, to destroy Rand’s political career should Ron run third party in this next election. Heh.

For once I’m glad to see Levin take this tactic. It is imperative the GOP keep its votes corralled and that means not allowing Ron Paul to stray into a 3rd party. If using his son’s career as leverage is what is needed to prevent that, then so be it.

271 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:04:19pm
272 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:04:38pm

re: #269 Slumbering Behemoth

True story, bro sis.
/:P

Floral isn’t a ‘bro’. :P

273 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:08:40pm

I’m hoping SF makes it to the Super Bowl. Green Bay is going to be a problem, assuming SF beats New Orleans.

274 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:09:55pm

re: #270 Dark_Falcon

I doubt Levin has the kind of clout he pretends. At least not the kind that could ruin politicians’ careers.

If he did possess such clout, he would already have demolished “Nasty Pelosi” or “Harry Rude”, or any number of “Repeewbicans” that he so often lambasts. He’s a hot fart in a windstorm, with nothing more than a Fox Radio time slot.

275 sagehen  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:10:35pm

re: #202 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ve been off fast food for so many years now. So long that a Mickey D’s burger tastes like nothing less than shit to me.

But In & Out is a guilty pleasure. Though only occasionally.

There’s a huge difference between “Fresh”, and “Manufactured Frozen”.

How do you feel about The best chili-cheeseburger anywhere ever?

276 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:10:56pm

re: #272 Dark_Falcon

Or so she would have us believe. Mwahahaha!

277 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:12:27pm

re: #275 sagehen

Never had one. Never been in the vicinity.

278 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:14:03pm

re: #275 sagehen

How do you feel about The best chili-cheeseburger anywhere ever?

Why are none of these great burger joints in my area? I’ve been waiting for 2 years for In & Out to be built just down the street from my house to sample their product. Diablo Valley is a dead zone for good food.

279 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:15:25pm

re: #278 mracb

I’ll make you a burger, bro. One that will leave you hating anything else.
/I got skills on the grills, don’t ya know?

280 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:17:41pm

re: #279 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m not too good on the grill but my BBQ is good, I think. I don’t really know for sure because we don’t have good BBQ here to compare with.

281 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:19:52pm

re: #275 sagehen

How do you feel about The best chili-cheeseburger anywhere ever?

*Drools*

282 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:20:46pm

re: #280 mracb

Time for a BBQ bro-down! I challenge you Em, Ar, Ey… well, however the hell you pronounce that nic!!!
/

283 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:20:48pm

re: #272 Dark_Falcon

Floral isn’t a ‘bro’. :P

HEH!

284 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:22:40pm

re: #283 Floral Giraffe

We’re “bros”, regardless of whatever you got going on in the “pants department”.

285 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:23:34pm

re: #282 Slumbering Behemoth

About my nic, I tried all my favorite nics and they were all refused so I used my initials and wouldn’t you know it, LGF accepted it.

286 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:24:51pm

re: #285 mracb

You’re not one of those bros with three first names, are you? Can’t trust those bros.
///

287 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:25:15pm

Mr. ACB

288 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:28:18pm

It’s a Bropocalypse!!!

289 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:30:34pm

I have yet to master brisket. My one attempt was with a piece that had the fat cap trimmed and it came out 14 hours later like shoe leather. I’m pretty good with pork shoulder and pork ribs.

290 Kragar  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:31:37pm

re: #288 Slumbering Behemoth

It’s a Bropocalypse!!!

291 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:32:53pm

re: #290 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You had me at “Oh shit! Fuck!”

292 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:42:35pm

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo big, it puts on nail polish with paint rollers.

293 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:49:13pm

re: #292 Slumbering Behemoth

“The Gallant Ass” is sooo big, it puts on nail polish with paint rollers.

And paints in blood red. All the girls like it!

294 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:50:12pm

Goodnight, all.

295 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Jan 12, 2012 11:58:10pm

One more episode of ST TNG and I’m off to bed. Good night.

296 sagehen  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 12:02:32am

re: #289 mracb

I have yet to master brisket. My one attempt was with a piece that had the fat cap trimmed and it came out 14 hours later like shoe leather. I’m pretty good with pork shoulder and pork ribs.

That’s one I can actually do…

You sear the sides and edges first, by holding each side on a hothothot cast-iron piece of cookware, to seal in the melting interior fat. Then simmer it on low, all day, in your properly-spiced liquid mixture. Keep adding water. (If I sounded for a minute like I know something of fine cooking, don’t be fooled. My “properly spiced liquid mixture” includes lipton onion soup mix and a bunch of ketchup)

297 engineer cat  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 12:04:35am

master brisket

yyyeeesss maaassster!

298 Single-handed sailor  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 12:06:16am

re: #296 sagehen

I’m trying it in an crappy offset smoker. I just haven’t wanted to spend 14 hours tending it every 15 minutes to come out with another failure. Pork is easy, forgiving and only takes 5 hours for ribs and 12 for shoulder.

299 Single-handed sailor  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 12:11:16am

I wish I was rich and could afford a nice smoker.

300 freetoken  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 12:45:19am

Monk

301 researchok  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 1:17:43am

Morning, all

302 freetoken  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 2:57:11am

Well, gee, hope I’ve not scared everyone off with my funky music.

Here’s some Carmen McRae with Tjader:

303 sagehen  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:01:13am

How did I not realize until the TV reminded me just now that it’s…. dun dun dun….

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

304 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:03:21am

re: #302 freetoken

Perhaps some Gordon McRae?
Charlotte Rae?
Rae Charles?
Sugar Rae?

305 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:04:27am

re: #299 mracb

I wish I was rich and could afford a nice smoker.

Didn’t help Herman Cain.

306 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:06:41am

re: #304 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well aren’t you just a fucking Rae of sunshine.

307 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:10:38am

re: #287 mracb

Mr. ACB

I pronounce it “McRib”. Sorry. You’re stuck.

308 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:12:50am

re: #306 Obdicut

Well aren’t you just a fucking Rae of sunshine.

Speaking of… what the hell am I doing up this early? Oh, yeah. The wife.

309 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:17:43am

re: #308 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of… what the hell am I doing up this early? Oh, yeah. The wife.

You should write a book. It’s therapeutic.

310 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:21:19am

re: #309 Obdicut

You should write a book. It’s therapeutic.

Once upon a time there was an end.
-The end.

311 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:23:42am

re: #249 Varek Raith

Best Skyrim mod eveh.
Lol.

Image: 2010-1-1322584562.jpg
Image: 2010-2-1322584565.jpg

Any other mods you can recommend for fun?

312 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:28:52am

re: #311 Sergey Romanov

Any other mods you can recommend for fun?

Disturbingly funny.
skyrimnexus.com

313 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:32:22am

re: #309 Obdicut

You should write a book. It’s therapeutic.

On this particular topic, Ray Bradbury had the perfect opening line.

“It was a pleasure to burn.”

314 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:37:30am

re: #313 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, maybe you could develop an addiction to UK panel shows:

One of my favorites.

315 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:40:57am

re: #314 Obdicut

That ain’t Murikan. Give me, “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!”

Poundstone’s a freakin’ genius.

316 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:42:00am

re: #315 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The British do panel shows better. Would I Lie To You? and Quite Interesting are brilliant.

317 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:47:14am

And Stephen Fry in America is a great show— that’s on Netflix. He’s a little sentimental but it’s a very kind show.

318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:49:17am

re: #316 Obdicut

Honestly, my hearing impairment makes heavily accented English very difficult to understand. On top of that? I don’t “get” British humor (or is that “humour?”. I had to make several attempts to get Monty Python’s Movies.

I have to watch Monty Python with closed captioning. MP’s TV show, Fawlty Towers, AbFab? Completely un-watchable to me.

319 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:54:06am

re: #318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Honestly, my hearing impairment makes heavily accented English very difficult to understand. On top of that? I don’t “get” British humor (or is that “humour?”. I had to make several attempts to get Monty Python’s Movies.

I have to watch Monty Python with closed captioning. MP’s TV show, Fawlty Towers, AbFab? Completely un-watchable to me.

That stinks.

320 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 3:56:25am

re: #318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeah, I can see how a hearing problem would interfere with that. You might be able to deal with Fry, as he has the very cultured Oxbridge accent which is similar to our Transatlantic accent found on NPR and stuff like that.

321 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:07:18am

re: #319 Varek Raith

That stinks.

I’m only going to work “so hard” to be entertained.

Eddie Izzard? I completely get him. But he’s greatly Americanized his act over the years.

Mr. Bean was silent, loved him (until it wore thin).

322 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:09:06am

re: #321 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Izzard is brilliant, and has a pretty easy accent to grab onto.

323 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:12:14am

re: #322 Obdicut

Izzard is brilliant, and has a pretty easy accent to grab onto.

An Executive Transvestite.

324 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:22:43am

My how the the chosen elite has fallen:
timesunion.com
This may be too much of local politics, but Senator Gillibrand began her career by beating him out of his house seat (in a very repub district). It has been downhill since, two DWI’s, fine upstanding citizen,not, en.wikipedia.org

325 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:23:20am

Heh, just found this comment at a Nazi forum:

Sergey’s absurdity is a classic example of the typical hate mongering Jewish supremacist, JDL types at work. They are in way over their heads. And this is just a sample of the laughable ‘scholarship’ that Sergey Romanov has posted on The CODOH Revisionist Forum.

326 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:25:29am

re: #325 Sergey Romanov

You’re a Jewish supremacist?

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen you say anything about Jews as a people, really. And I mean that in a good way.

327 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:30:04am

re: #324 Shropshire_Slasher

I’m on the fence.

If you come out of Congress rich, you’re crooked.

If you come out of congress not rich? You’re stupid.

328 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:31:41am

re: #323 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

An Executive Transvestite.

30,000MPH!

329 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:32:12am

re: #326 Obdicut

You’re a Jewish supremacist?

No! He’s a Jewish Absurdist!

330 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:33:31am

re: #325 Sergey Romanov

Heh, just found this comment at a Nazi forum:

Well, maybe you can be named an honorary Youngster of Zion. :)

331 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 4:52:53am

A breakaway Amish sect, in between shearing beards in the dead of the night, are rebels without a clue, they don’t want to put the evil orange triangle on their buggies, Oh the humanity!
cbsnews.com
Click on the photos of their life, really neat, like going back in time.
I do admire their tenacity.

332 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:03:30am

Morning Lizardim. Happy Friday from the frigid and snowy wild north country. Perfect day for a spot of ice racing here in downtown St. Paul.

333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:07:55am

re: #331 Shropshire_Slasher

A former Amish girl (who had gone full-blown Hedonist) almost broke me in half once.

It was great.

334 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:13:24am

Just saw a picture of Don McLean… He’s fatter than I am! Woo hoo!

335 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:16:27am

re: #333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeah, I like it when they walk on my spine, pops the vertebrae back in, I usually pick the petite ones tho.

336 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:17:09am

re: #333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I have this image of you getting a suplex with an enormous smile on your face.

337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:17:55am

re: #336 Obdicut

I have this image of you getting a suplex with an enormous smile on your face.

You wouldn’t be far off.

Hell yeah.

338 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:20:10am

re: #337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I wandered around Lancaster, PA for years after that. Kind of like the dude from “Kung Fu”, but with a boner.
/

339 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:21:36am

re: #337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I briefly dated a girl in college who had been a dancer with the Bolshoi. Freaking amazing what she could make her body do, effortlessly. She was the most incredible athlete I ever met in my life. I never once saw her physically tired. She’d go out for a five mile run and come back just a little pumped up. And anything physical came easy to her. She learned how to deal from the bottom of the deck when I showed her within like five minutes and then dealt me nothing but garbage the next poker game we played in together.

Tough as nails.

340 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:25:28am

Nothing like watching your girlfriend punch a cop in the face.
Man, high school was fun.

341 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:28:43am

re: #340 Varek Raith

Nothing like watching your girlfriend punch a cop in the face.
Man, high school was fun.

You had a girlfriend in high school? I’m already envious.

342 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:30:16am

re: #339 Obdicut

Was considering making a boner/ballet tights joke, but thought better of it.

343 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:31:31am

re: #342 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I never wore her tights, and, strangely enough, she just never had a boner.

344 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:32:43am

re: #343 Obdicut

I never wore her tights, and, strangely enough, she just never had a boner.

It involved you wandering about the Bolshoi like that guy from Kung Fu…

345 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:33:00am

re: #341 thedopefishlives

You had a girlfriend in high school? I’m already envious.

Yeah, well, she’s likely in jail.
Haven’t seen her in 9 years.
Been pretty much alone since.
Works for me.

346 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:33:41am

re: #345 Varek Raith

And that’s how you became a super-villain.

347 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:33:54am

re: #333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A former Amish girl (who had gone full-blown Hedonist) almost broke me in half once.

It was great.

Ah, Rumspringa.

348 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:34:21am

re: #341 thedopefishlives

You had a girlfriend in high school? I’m already envious.

When he was 35.

349 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:34:30am

re: #345 Varek Raith

Yeah, well, she’s likely in jail.
Haven’t seen her in 9 years.
Been pretty much alone since.
Works for me.

Heh, yeah. I was just a very lonely person growing up. Dated a girl in college, but when we broke up she decided that I had inflicted her with a mental disorder and we never spoke since. Then I met the woman who would be the Mrs. Fish. That’s the extent of my dating experience.

350 BongCrodny  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:35:21am

re: #334 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just saw a picture of Don McLean… He’s fatter than I am! Woo hoo!

Waaaaaay too much American Pie.

351 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 5:41:22am

re: #346 Obdicut

And that’s how you became a super-villain.

If I’m in a crowd or with just one person I’m very uneasy.
OOGABOOGASCARYLONEWOLF!
:P

352 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:07:57am

re: #351 Varek Raith

If I’m in a crowd or with just one person I’m very uneasy.
OOGABOOGASCARYLONEWOLF!
:P

If all your neighbors said that you were a quiet and restrained guy that would never do anything I’d be worried. But with all the Force-choking and cooked Ewoks about it’s obvious you’re just as normal as everyone else.

353 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:09:54am

re: #352 oaktree

If all your neighbors said that you were a quiet and restrained guy that would never do anything I’d be worried. But with all the Force-choking and cooked Ewoks about it’s obvious you’re just as normal as everyone else.

That makes me sane?!?!
/
:P

354 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:10:45am

re: #353 Varek Raith

That makes me sane?!?!
/
:P

Who said anything about sanity?

355 sagehen  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:11:23am

re: #353 Varek Raith

That makes me sane?!?!
/
:P

Only in comparison to the guys about whom they say “he was always so quiet, kept to himself, I hardly knew him at all. He certainly didn’t seem like the type who would do such a thing.”

356 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:19:27am

re: #355 sagehen

Only in comparison to the guys about whom they say “he was always so quiet, kept to himself, I hardly knew him at all. He certainly didn’t seem like the type who would do such a thing.”

Neighbors Remember Serial Killer As Serial Killer

357 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:21:05am

re: #326 Obdicut

You’re a Jewish supremacist?

For some guys saying that the Nazis were bad would qualify.

358 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:23:34am

re: #356 Varek Raith

Neighbors Remember Serial Killer As Serial Killer

And I’m sure that without much digging you can find someone having done “Darth Vader as the neighbor from Hell”.

359 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:27:07am

Election Officials, Experts: O’Keefe Implicated In Another Illegal Stunt

Those experts and officials are questioning whether the conservative videographers may have violated laws banning individuals from falsely identifying themselves at the polling place and requiring both parties to consent to be videotaped.

Lol.

360 Political Atheist  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:31:39am

Happy Friday everyone. First thing, I’m buying extra Girl Scout Cookies. This boycott thing is just dumb and homophobic. So my friends can expect some surprise gifts.

Today AT&T will cut off my Elite DSL service. On Friday.

Of course they will only then schedule the guy to come out add a box to my phone line next week. That way by Monday (or??) I’ll be back up and running on Uverse at 12mbps. I guess getting one guy to do both at the same time was too much for the “Your World Delivered” mega corp. I do hope to talk them into something for me for service in the meantime.

So I’ll likely have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

361 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:34:20am

re: #360 Rightwingconspirator

So I’ll have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

I vaguely recall having a life prior to the internet, cell phones and the like.

How did we ever survive? We actually went out an (whats the phrase for it),,oh yeah,, talked to people ,, face to face !!

//

362 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:34:20am

re: #360 Rightwingconspirator

Happy Friday everyone. First thing, I’m buying extra Girl Scout Cookies. This boycott thing is just dumb and homophobic. So my friends can expect some surprise gifts.

Today AT&T will cut off my Elite DSL service. On Friday.

Of course they will only then schedule the guy to come out add a box to my phone line next week. That way by Monday (or??) I’ll be back up and running on Uverse at 12mbps. I guess getting one guy to do both at the same time was too much for the “Your World Delivered” mega corp. I do hope to talk them into something for me for service in the meantime.

So I’ll have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

363 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:36:26am

re: #361 sattv4u2

Oh the humanity!!!!

364 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:37:46am

re: #360 Rightwingconspirator

Happy Friday everyone. First thing, I’m buying extra Girl Scout Cookies. This boycott thing is just dumb and homophobic. So my friends can expect some surprise gifts.

Today AT&T will cut off my Elite DSL service. On Friday.

Of course they will only then schedule the guy to come out add a box to my phone line next week. That way by Monday (or??) I’ll be back up and running on Uverse at 12mbps. I guess getting one guy to do both at the same time was too much for the “Your World Delivered” mega corp. I do hope to talk them into something for me for service in the meantime.

So I’ll likely have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

Spend the weekend at the range :)

365 Political Atheist  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:37:51am

re: #362 Varek Raith

LOL. Brilliant.

366 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:38:38am

re: #361 sattv4u2

So I’ll have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

I vaguely recall having a life prior to the internet, cell phones and the like.

How did we ever survive? We actually went out an (whats the phrase for it),,oh yeah,, talked to people ,, face to face !!

//

I used to carry on regular transcontinental correspondence with friends by snail mail. Don’t think I have wirteen anyone a letter now in at least a decade.

367 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:40:48am

re: #361 sattv4u2

So I’ll have no internet over the whole weekend. May experience withdrawal symptoms…

I vaguely recall having a life prior to the internet, cell phones and the like.

How did we ever survive? We actually went out an (whats the phrase for it),,oh yeah,, talked to people ,, face to face !!

//

We wrote letters and sent them in the mail.

I used a typewriter! IBM Selectric. It couldn’t do any fancy shmancy stuff like kerned fonts or superscript. If you wanted to do superscript you had to manually turn the platen a half-return, and it didn’t diminish the size of the type. There was also only one type face, unless you used those little golf-ball font caps which were super expensive.

368 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:42:38am

re: #367 Alouette

We wrote letters and sent them in the mail.

I used a typewriter! IBM Selectric. It couldn’t do any fancy shmancy stuff like kerned fonts or superscript. If you wanted to do superscript you had to manually turn the platen a half-return, and it didn’t diminish the size of the type. There was also only one type face, unless you used those little golf-ball font caps which were super expensive.

Random note of trivia: The Selectric was the typewriter model claimed to have written the Throbbing Memotm.

369 Political Atheist  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:43:11am

re: #367 Alouette

We wrote letters and sent them in the mail.

I used a typewriter! IBM Selectric. It couldn’t do any fancy shmancy stuff like kerned fonts or superscript. If you wanted to do superscript you had to manually turn the platen a half-return, and it didn’t diminish the size of the type. There was also only one type face, unless you used those little golf-ball font caps which were super expensive.

Dragon_Lady asks “what is this typewriter thing you mention?”
///

370 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:44:06am

(Pssst, folks. Neolithic people in the room!)


///

371 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:44:29am

Hmm. Speaking of guns I can get another opinion!

My brother has 80 acres of land in western NY state. Part of a farm that was split up and sold off. He has 2-3 fields and also the former woodlot (with still intact hardwoods including some very nice old oak trees*.)

He plans to house build there eventually. He is also going to need a varmit rifle since he will be keeping chickens and possibly some other small livestock. Said rifle will need to deal with stuff up to coyote size. Any suggestions on caliber/type of weapon he should look for?

* - Downside of well-established untended hardwood area and that it has very well-established poison ivy with it. 3” think vines running up and down the tree trunks.

372 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:44:36am

re: #368 thedopefishlives

Random note of trivia: The Selectric was the typewriter model claimed to have written the Throbbing Memotm.

Ludicrously impossible.

373 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:45:19am

Typewriter?

I was thinking more in my timeframe

you know ,, cuneiform ,,,chisels,,, grunts ,,,

374 BigPapa  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:45:28am

re: #343 Obdicut

I never wore her tights, and, strangely enough, she just never had a boner.

I heard a brilliant quip the other night. Woman says ‘It gives me lady wood.’

Killed me.

375 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:45:39am

re: #372 Alouette

Ludicrously impossible.

You know that, I know that, and Charles certainly knows that. Try convincing Dan Rather, though.

376 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:47:10am

re: #373 sattv4u2

Typewriter?

I was thinking more in my timeframe

you know ,, cuneiform ,,,chisels,,, grunts ,,,

Ah, before those Egyptian upstarts and their papyrus on scrolls turned up. Our stuff could survive a fire. Theirs? Just ask the Library of Alexandria!

;)

377 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:48:08am

Later gators.

378 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:55:29am

re: #371 oaktree

Hmm. Speaking of guns I can get another opinion!

My brother has 80 acres of land in western NY state. Part of a farm that was split up and sold off. He has 2-3 fields and also the former woodlot (with still intact hardwoods including some very nice old oak trees*.)

He plans to house build there eventually. He is also going to need a varmit rifle since he will be keeping chickens and possibly some other small livestock. Said rifle will need to deal with stuff up to coyote size. Any suggestions on caliber/type of weapon he should look for?

* - Downside of well-established untended hardwood area and that it has very well-established poison ivy with it. 3” think vines running up and down the tree trunks.

Traditional options are a bolt action. I like .257 Roberts for an all around cartridge that’s an excellent varmint cartridge that can still be used for deer or hogs. Another good all around rifle would be a lever action in .30-30. Last but not least is the modern option - a good quality AR type rifle in the classic .223. Smith & Wesson makes a nice one.

I tend to be a fudd & prefer the older types to the AR’s I carried in the Army but there are people that like them.

379 Donna Ballard  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:59:34am

Good Morning my friends! Happy Friday to you all! This is just a quick pop in and out visitation. So whats new with you all?

380 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 6:59:36am

re: #371 oaktree

Hmm. Speaking of guns I can get another opinion!

My brother has 80 acres of land in western NY state. Part of a farm that was split up and sold off. He has 2-3 fields and also the former woodlot (with still intact hardwoods including some very nice old oak trees*.)

He plans to house build there eventually. He is also going to need a varmit rifle since he will be keeping chickens and possibly some other small livestock. Said rifle will need to deal with stuff up to coyote size. Any suggestions on caliber/type of weapon he should look for?

* - Downside of well-established untended hardwood area and that it has very well-established poison ivy with it. 3” think vines running up and down the tree trunks.

You can go two ways with this. My dad has a semi-automatic .22 Long Rifle for small critters like rabbits. Larger pests, he rocks the .30-06 (okay, maybe just a tad bit of overkill) in a bolt-action rifle. It more depends on how many animals he’s anticipating having to shoot at once (larger numbers favor a faster action) and picking the right cartridge for range and size of animal.

381 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:02:28am

re: #371 oaktree

.223 cheap ammo available
.17 hmr fast and flat trajectory

382 darthstar  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:02:34am

re: #371 oaktree

He plans to house build there eventually. He is also going to need a varmit rifle since he will be keeping chickens and possibly some other small livestock. Said rifle will need to deal with stuff up to coyote size. Any suggestions on caliber/type of weapon he should look for?

* - Downside of well-established untended hardwood area and that it has very well-established poison ivy with it. 3” think vines running up and down the tree trunks.

.22 long rifle…doesn’t make lots of noise and the coyotes can run off and die in someone else’s yard, so you don’t have to dispose of them. Coyotes are smart…once they get the message they stay away.

As for the ivy and other crap like blackberries…get some goats, let ‘em do what goats do best, then braise the fuckers like sheep.

383 Talking Point Detective  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:04:35am

Don’t know if it has previously been linked.

An interesting counterpoint to Romney’s rhetoric:

Mitt Romney no stranger to tax breaks, subsidies
Bain Capital profited from a steel company that got them, and he used them to attract business when he governed Massachusetts

Reporting from Washington—
As Mitt Romney defends his record running a private equity firm, he frequently points to a fast-growing Indiana steel company, financed in part by Bain Capital, that now employs 6,000 workers.

What Romney doesn’t mention is that Steel Dynamics also received generous tax breaks and other subsidies provided by the state of Indiana and the residents of DeKalb County, where the company’s first mill was built.

The story of Bain and Steel Dynamics illustrates how Romney, during his business career, made avid use of public-private partnerships, something that many conservatives consider to be “corporate welfare.” It is a commitment that carried over into his term as governor of Massachusetts, when he offered similar incentives to lure businesses to his state.

Yet as he seeks the GOP presidential nomination, he emphasizes government’s adverse effects on economic growth.

latimes.com

If Republican voters actually care about the principles they espouse (as opposed to suffering from ODS), then something like this would be a big hit for Romney - causing them to not vote for him if he gets the nomination.

Excuse me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen.

384 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:05:27am

re: #382 darthstar

+1 for the goat idea. But I would not use any rim fire for anything other than if he got into squirrel or rabbit hunting.

Now a good 12 gauge is always appropriate too. I like side by sides but you can find pumps dirt cheap.

385 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:06:30am

re: #380 thedopefishlives

You can go two ways with this. My dad has a semi-automatic .22 Long Rifle for small critters like rabbits. Larger pests, he rocks the .30-06 (okay, maybe just a tad bit of overkill) in a bolt-action rifle. It more depends on how many animals he’s anticipating having to shoot at once (larger numbers favor a faster action) and picking the right cartridge for range and size of animal.

He has a .22 LR semi-auto already. (Plus a few older bolt action ones.) That should cover small critter.

Deer hunting in the area is shotgun only (using pumpkin ball or sabot rounds.) He has a 20 g Mossberg 500 for that (including a newly acquired rifled barrel.) There’s also a 8mm Mauser in the house (my father’s old deer rifle which I used when I deer hunted in PA.)

Neighbors are all 1/4 mile or farther away except for one direction. He also wants something that is farily low noise so as not to cause much disturbance. And I think he would favor something traditional looking as compared to something looking like an AR.

.223 is the favorite right now given the need to handle something as large as a coyote. I think .17 (?) was the other load in consideration. .257 Roberts was mentioned in another comment - I have no knowledge whatsoever about that one.

My guess is limited targets at once. Presumably groundhog, coyote, and possibly fox I guess. So relatively high velocity for flat-shooting and lower noise profile if possible.

386 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:08:47am

re: #382 darthstar

.22 long rifle…doesn’t make lots of noise and the coyotes can run off and die in someone else’s yard, so you don’t have to dispose of them. Coyotes are smart…once they get the message they stay away.

As for the ivy and other crap like blackberries…get some goats, let ‘em do what goats do best, then braise the fuckers like sheep.

He is aware of the goat solution to poison ivy and that is being considered.

The “let them die in someone else’s yard” is something he wants to avoid.

387 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:08:51am

re: #385 oaktree

For that kind of workout, the .223 is an excellent load and you can find a fairly good variety of actions that will run that cartridge.

388 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:09:13am

re: #385 oaktree

.17 caliber HMR is basically a necked down .22. Quiet. Very accurate except in high wind situations. There are quite a few used bolt action rifles on the market. en.wikipedia.org

389 darthstar  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:11:08am

Experts like Perry keep a .38 with laser sights for jogging. Then you have the big-game varmint hunters who won’t risk naming a caliber because they know they have no fuckin’ clue what they’re saying:

I’ve always been a kind of varmint hunter…started when I was 15 or so…and did it more than two times in my life.

Some lies make you look foolish. Other lies make you look like a varmint.

390 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:13:32am

re: #383 Talking Point Detective

Speaking of which

I just want to go on record now

When President Ronmey issues the Executive Order mandating polygamy, I have dibs on Sophia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Erin Andrews, and 4 more to be named later!
//

391 darthstar  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:13:40am

re: #384 wlewisiii

+1 for the goat idea. But I would not use any rim fire for anything other than if he got into squirrel or rabbit hunting.

Now a good 12 gauge is always appropriate too. I like side by sides but you can find pumps dirt cheap.

My brother and I dropped deer with a single-shot .22 when we were teens…(we kind of made up our own hunting season a few times…mom complained, then helped butcher the deer).

392 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:13:54am

re: #385 oaktree

Given this I’d suggest the .223 or possibly .243 Winchester. Both are easily found in good quality inexpensive bolt actions & ammo is easy to find. The .17 is expensive and a PITA to reload.

393 darthstar  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:15:00am

re: #390 sattv4u2

Speaking of which

I just want to go on record now

When President Ronmey issues the Executive Order mandating polygamy, I have dibs on Sophia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Erin Andrews, and 4 more to be named later!
//

Sorry…but you only qualify for Cyndi Lauper and Eric Estrada.

394 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:15:20am

re: #392 wlewisiii
I didn’t know you could reload rimfire.

395 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:16:58am

re: #391 darthstar

My brother and I dropped deer with a single-shot .22 when we were teens…(we kind of made up our own hunting season a few times…mom complained, then helped butcher the deer).

I’ve known others who needed to do that too. But, that said, I don’t consider it an ethical choice if you have any other option.

396 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:18:09am

re: #394 Shropshire_Slasher

I didn’t know you could reload rimfire.

There are centerfire .17s as well. I thought that was being discussed.

397 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:20:31am

I need to stop procrastinating and go clean the house. The little guy’s B-day party is tomorrow afternoon & The Boss needs things cleaned up.

Later all!

398 darthstar  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:21:21am

re: #395 wlewisiii

I’ve known others who needed to do that too. But, that said, I don’t consider it an ethical choice if you have any other option.

Fortunately, it wasn’t a matter of need…we just lived in the country and hunting and shooting was entertainment. Dad said don’t kill anything unless you plan on eating it. So when my brother popped the deer, we took it home. Mostly we shot large bullfrogs at the pond behind our house and collected their legs. And I was known to kill a wild turkey and make it for dinner but mom hated that as she considered them her “pets”…

399 Flounder  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:21:27am

I can’t post it, but there is video of a guy with a .17 HMR gatling gun, pretty neat. Sounds like a billion angry bees.

400 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:24:17am

re: #396 wlewisiii

There are centerfire .17s as well. I thought that was being discussed.

.17 Remington probably. That’s a center-fire .17 and is essentially a necked down .223 round. Designed specifically as a varmit round.

401 Talking Point Detective  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:26:21am

re: #390 sattv4u2

Speaking of which

I just want to go on record now

When President Ronmey issues the Executive Order mandating polygamy, I have dibs on Sophia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Erin Andrews, and 4 more to be named later!
//

Of course, immediately after signing that executive order, he will sign the executive order that enables humans to wed farm animals and domestic pets.

Because if you allow polygamy, you’re in favor of dog/human weddings.

402 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:27:33am

re: #401 Talking Point Detective

Hey, dogs are people too, y’know./

403 sattv4u2  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:28:10am

re: #401 Talking Point Detective

Of course, immediately after signing that executive order, he will sign the executive order that enables humans to wed farm animals and domestic pets.

Because if you allow polygamy, you’re in favor of dog/human weddings.

In that case, one of my 4 to be named later is google.com

mmmmmm,,,,bacon!!

404 BigPapa  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:28:48am

re: #401 Talking Point Detective

Of course, immediately after signing that executive order, he will sign the executive order that enables humans to wed farm animals and domestic pets.

Because if you allow polygamy, you’re in favor of dog/human weddings.

And the bottom of that slippery slope when people marry lawn furniture and Cheetos.

405 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:28:51am

re: #402 thedopefishlives

Hey, dogs are people too, y’know./

Quote from a friend of mine the other day:
“All dogs go to heaven. All cats are bastards!”

Having Feline Overlord issues I suspect.

407 Talking Point Detective  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:35:39am

re: #403 sattv4u2

In that case, one of my 4 to be named later is [Link: www.google.com…]

mmm,,,bacon!!

The best vegetarian recipes always involved cooking vegetables with bacon.

408 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:42:32am

re: #407 Talking Point Detective

The best vegetarian recipes always involved cooking vegetables with bacon.

My favorite is the bacon coffee served at a vegan cafe in SF.

409 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:42:46am

re: #407 Talking Point Detective

The best vegetarian recipes always involved cooking vegetables with bacon.

A lot of good meat and seafood recipes involve cooking things with bacon as well.

cooks.com
(bacon wrapped scallops)

410 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:46:32am

re: #409 oaktree

A lot of good meat and seafood recipes involve cooking things with bacon as well.

[Link: www.cooks.com…]
(bacon wrapped scallops)

My family were good Catholics back in the days when we weren’t allowed to eat meat on Fridays. But my mom kept a can of bacon grease on the stove which she used to fry the fish on Fridays.

411 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:46:54am

re: #407 Talking Point Detective

The best vegetarian recipes always involved cooking vegetables with bacon.

Every vegetable I ever had growing up was cooked with bacon - or saved bacon grease. Wonderful.

412 BigPapa  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:47:08am

Siri hacked for home automation

413 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:50:44am

A follow-up to the bad acting in North Korea:
North Korea Reportedly Punishing Insincere Mourners

414 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:51:01am

re: #411 reine.de.tout

Every vegetable I ever had growing up was cooked with bacon - or saved bacon grease. Wonderful.

The cats curse me every time I use that for cooking eggs. I save the bacon grease in a can and keep it in the fridge, and then use it for breakfast cooking. I make the apartment smell like bacon and then don’t give them any of my precious fried eggs.

415 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:52:32am

Pulled Pork Blues

416 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:53:33am

re: #414 oaktree

The cats curse me every time I use that for cooking eggs. I save the bacon grease in a can and keep it in the fridge, and then use it for breakfast cooking. I make the apartment smell like bacon and then don’t give them any of my precious fried eggs.

I hope you at least let them lick the plate.

417 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:54:07am

re: #414 oaktree

The cats curse me every time I use that for cooking eggs. I save the bacon grease in a can and keep it in the fridge, and then use it for breakfast cooking. I make the apartment smell like bacon and then don’t give them any of my precious fried eggs.

You should cook another egg! Good grief, cats remember these things! And hold grudges!

Our cats get dry food; but once a day I split a can of Friskies pate among the cats for a treat. They love it. And I feel obligated to split it perfectly EVENLY among the four cats. Because they know.

418 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:54:12am

re: #409 oaktree

It’s all about the smoky flavor/fat to keep the other meat/food moist. But since I don’t dig on swine, we’ve got alternatives (schmaltz for example), or turkey bacon. Serves the same general purpose but keeping things kosher.

419 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:57:22am

re: #416 NJDhockeyfan

I hope you at least let them lick the plate.

Yes. They do have plate/bowl privileges. Chicken corn chowder and anything where I have melted cheese gets a great deal of attention. And if I’ve done fried eggs there are definitely some grease and yolk bits still about.

The main reason I’m protective of the eggs is usually I only get a dozen from my brother when I come home from visiting. Nice, very fresh, free-range chicken eggs.

420 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:58:12am

re: #413 reine.de.tout

A follow-up to the bad acting in North Korea:
North Korea Reportedly Punishing Insincere Mourners

They could be banished to Monty Python’s Happy Valley:

421 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 7:59:52am

re: #413 reine.de.tout

Chipper video accompanying the story that ends with a variation of “…it’s up to the North Korean government to know which tears are real or crocodile”. Yeah, and they get to decide who goes to the labor camps never to be seen again.

That’s the real story here - that the government is going to decide who isn’t mourning sufficiently to pass their cult of personality test, and if they fail, they’re toast. It’s similar to when Kim Il Song died.

Oh, and speaking of Kim Il Song, the North Koreans will display Kim Jong Il’s remains alongside his dad (despite the fact that the country is pretty much broke and can’t bother to feed itself).

422 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:04:22am

re: #417 reine.de.tout

You should cook another egg! Good grief, cats remember these things! And hold grudges!

Our cats get dry food; but once a day I split a can of Friskies pate among the cats for a treat. They love it. And I feel obligated to split it perfectly EVENLY among the four cats. Because they know.

The cats do pretty well. Wet food 3-4 times a day where they split a small can*, and dry food is always on-hand in a bowl. If I cook meat (chicken, pork, fish) some gets put aside and shredded for them before I spice it with something they don’t like or start adding onion/garlic. And besides regular cat food a can of tuna get opened for them once a week**.

* - And Pro-plan has a turkey in gravy with cheese bits that they both love. All the wet food helps keep them hydrated, and younger cat has bad teeth and doesn’t like chewing as compared to licking up gravy. Thus favoring giving them pate’ style cat food.

** - Well, one of them. Elder cat likes canned tuna while younger cat actually prefers cat food to it.

“Younger” cat is 13 and having health issues. “Elder” cat just hit 20 and is a crank-fest when he is not sleeping. Very much the Feline Overlord.

423 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:06:24am

Morning all!

How is everyone?

424 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:08:08am

French Fries cooked with bacon grease.

So good you could kill someone with them.

425 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:08:53am

re: #422 oaktree

You guys sure do spoil your feline overlords. My three only get dry food and the occasional (~2x a year) treat of meat scraps, potatoes, or whatever it is that each kitty is particularly fond of.

426 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:14:48am

re: #425 thedopefishlives

You guys sure do spoil your feline overlords. My three only get dry food and the occasional (~2x a year) treat of meat scraps, potatoes, or whatever it is that each kitty is particularly fond of.

Mine subsisted on dry food and occasional scraps for years with wet food being a treat as well. With age and especially thyroid and/or kidney issues wet food becomes a preferred method to help keep them hydrated and as a medium to slip medicine in. I slipped over to that format about 5-6 years ago when I had elder cat and his brother and the brother had dehydration issues due to on-going loss of kidney function.

I also keep finding different foods they like. The younger cat considered an attack last night when I was eating a mix of chicken strips and roasted corn with cheese in a burrito wrap. All things she likes a great deal. The only thing that put her off was the hot sauce I had added as well.

And then there are biscuits. If I don’t guard those they are dragged onto the floor, slain, and consumed with gusto.

427 Talking Point Detective  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:17:56am

re: #408 NJDhockeyfan

My favorite is the bacon coffee served at a vegan cafe in SF.

[Video]

You might like this place also.

twitter.com

mobile.laist.com

428 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:19:51am

re: #426 oaktree

I suppose that is true. My feline overlords are only 6 years old, after all. They’ve got some time to enjoy youth and crunch on their dry food.

My feline overlord is the meat eater of the family. He has acquired a particularly annoying habit of finding the Mrs. Fish’s box of chicken wings, opening it, and cleaning the leftover bones. He also likes cheese, and looks at me hungrily whenever I am snacking on string cheese or cheese curds. Basement Cat (the Mrs. Fish’s black, long-haired feline overlord) is all about potatoes. As for our outdoor furry companion, we haven’t really found anything yet that she considers a treat.

429 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:21:52am

re: #427 Talking Point Detective

You might like this place also.

[Link: twitter.com…]

[Link: mobile.laist.com…]

That’s fantastic. Bring them here!

430 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:24:40am
431 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:26:04am

Obama proposes consolidation authority to merge government agencies, putting the onus on GOPers to show why they’d be against proposals that would result in a leaner and more streamlined federal government.

The President would require Congress to grant him the authority, and Congress would then have to approve the measure in an up/down vote.

For instance, the President is looking to consolidate six trade/commerce related agencies into one. That would result in a more efficient and streamlined process, so the GOP will have to either go along with the deal, or explain to constituents why they’re opposing such a move in an election year:

Obama’s first project would be to combine six major operations of the government that focus on business and trade.
They are: the Commerce Department’s core business and trade functions; the Small Business Administration; the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative; the Export-Import Bank; the Overseas Private Investment Corporation; and the Trade and Development Agency. The goal would be one agency designed to help businesses thrive.

The official said 1,000 to 2,000 jobs would be cut, but the administration would do so through attrition; that is, as people routinely leave their jobs over time.

The administration said the merger would save $3 billion over 10 years by getting rid of duplicative overhead costs, human resources divisions and programs.

I’d say that’s good politics and good policy from the Obama Administration. It’s a start and could go much further but bureaucracies (and their political patrons) are stubborn to any kind of change and become too entrenched in the way things are done.

432 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:28:02am

re: #428 thedopefishlives

I suppose that is true. My feline overlords are only 6 years old, after all. They’ve got some time to enjoy youth and crunch on their dry food.

My feline overlord is the meat eater of the family. He has acquired a particularly annoying habit of finding the Mrs. Fish’s box of chicken wings, opening it, and cleaning the leftover bones. He also likes cheese, and looks at me hungrily whenever I am snacking on string cheese or cheese curds. Basement Cat (the Mrs. Fish’s black, long-haired feline overlord) is all about potatoes. As for our outdoor furry companion, we haven’t really found anything yet that she considers a treat.

With younger cats I had issues with trash can raiding for chicken bones a few times as well. Potatoes and cheese are popular, as is cottage cheese. Younger cat likes corn and peas, especially if there is a little butter added (but I have seen unbuttered eaten as well).

Odder was the issue with bread (or rolls) in plastic bags. A few times I found bags of hamburger buns that had been dragged off of counters or tables and buns consumed by the bag being chewed/clawed open.

Not an issue now since neither cat has very good jumping ability. I’ll have to do some cat-proofing in the apartment once I bring in the next generation of FOs.

433 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:32:44am

re: #432 oaktree

Particularly entertaining is when I bring home pizza. My poor feline overlord cannot decide whether to attack me, with the cheesy bread product, or the Mrs. Fish, who always orders chicken wings when we get pizza.

434 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:36:30am

re: #433 thedopefishlives

Particularly entertaining is when I bring home pizza. My poor feline overlord cannot decide whether to attack me, with the cheesy bread product, or the Mrs. Fish, who always orders chicken wings when we get pizza.

My general solution is to feed the cats before I start cooking, or while the pizza (well, calzone and garlic bread) is still enroute. That tends to take the edge off their enthusiasm.

Backup plan is laying a minefield of freshly picked catnip leaves.

435 thedopefishlives  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:37:27am

re: #434 oaktree

My general solution is to feed the cats before I start cooking, or while the pizza (well, calzone and garlic bread) is still enroute. That tends to take the edge off their enthusiasm.

Backup plan is laying a minefield of freshly picked catnip leaves.

Well, the cats are usually fed first, to get them off my back. But after they have eaten their food, they decide that they just might be persuaded to have some extra room to nom on the people food.

436 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:40:50am

re: #435 thedopefishlives

Well, the cats are usually fed first, to get them off my back. But after they have eaten their food, they decide that they just might be persuaded to have some extra room to nom on the people food.

There’s always room for people food!
:D

(I read once that cats, with their shorter digestive tracts, are basically designed to eat 7-8 small meals; e.g. mouse, rather than the 3-4 larger meals per day us omnivores go for.)

437 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:46:22am

re: #431 lawhawk

Hells yeah!

438 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:48:31am

looks like the Marine pissers are going to be charged soon…might be interesting
dailymail.co.uk

439 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:51:25am

re: #431 lawhawk

In the end, the only politician who I actually have faith in almost always wanting to get stuff done in the US today, rather than posing or making some obscure point, it’s Obama.

I think it’s his flaw, in that it makes him easy to blackmail. I think it’s, however, a very admirable quality, and if others had that quality— regardless of their political orientation— we’d be in much better shape.

He believes in government and tries to make it work.

440 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:51:33am
441 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:53:14am

re: #431 lawhawk

This can be done on so many levels.

I made a joke the other day about states consolidating… I wasn’t really joking. As an example; CT,MA, and RI should have about 80% of their Government services consolidated between each other…

But, who’d be in charge? therein lies the rub.

442 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:56:45am

re: #431 lawhawk

Obama proposes consolidation authority to merge government agencies, putting the onus on GOPers to show why they’d be against proposals that would result in a leaner and more streamlined federal government.

The President would require Congress to grant him the authority, and Congress would then have to approve the measure in an up/down vote.

For instance, the President is looking to consolidate six trade/commerce related agencies into one. That would result in a more efficient and streamlined process, so the GOP will have to either go along with the deal, or explain to constituents why they’re opposing such a move in an election year:

I’d say that’s good politics and good policy from the Obama Administration. It’s a start and could go much further but bureaucracies (and their political patrons) are stubborn to any kind of change and become too entrenched in the way things are done.

Those who fear a Communist-Style central government will say he is trying to create just that.

443 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:57:11am

re: #439 Obdicut

In the end, the only politician who I actually have faith in almost always wanting to get stuff done in the US today, rather than posing or making some obscure point, it’s Obama.

I think it’s his flaw, in that it makes him easy to blackmail. I think it’s, however, a very admirable quality, and if others had that quality— regardless of their political orientation— we’d be in much better shape.

He believes in government and tries to make it work.

Chris Christie respects BO…
politico.com

444 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 8:59:45am

re: #441 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

NJ has been talking municipal consolidations for generations, and what happens? We go in the other direction with more of them, and despite the fact that some cosolidations make sense (like eliminating the Bergen County Sheriff and/or consolidating dozens of local police departments into a countywide position), nothing will happen because of the fiefdoms established aren’t going to go away and people think that their services will suffer.

If the Bergen County sheriff office closed, the service could be rolled into the existing services (most often, you’ll find them supplementing Paramus cops around Garden State Plaza or patrolling the Bergen county parks - Van Saun or Overpeck, as well as the Bergen County jail). Annual savings could be considerable, without any loss of service. Will it happen? Not likely.

445 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:00:37am

re: #444 lawhawk

Yep.

446 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:01:06am

re: #440 NJDhockeyfan

52 Worst Photoshop Mistakes In Magazines

Seem to be a lot of disembodied hands.

Must be a common mistake.

It could be a new game for kids in the car. Like the license plate game. Buy a stack of magazines and offer them a quarter for every disembodied hand they find.

447 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:03:21am

re: #439 Obdicut

Cuomo in NY and Christie in NJ have managed to get a lot of reforms done in their first two years in completely different styles. Christie’s far more combative publicly, but has managed to get property tax reforms and pension reforms done (though we’ll see how the sudden death of Assembly GOP Leader Decroce this past week will affect things going forward). Cuomo’s far less combative in his approach - but bordering on secretive to the extreme. The budgetary situation in NY is far worse, but they’ve managed to get the gay marriage bill passed and that’s just one part of his larger agenda to reform Albany.

448 Talking Point Detective  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:03:55am

re: #439 Obdicut

In the end, the only politician who I actually have faith in almost always wanting to get stuff done in the US today, rather than posing or making some obscure point, it’s Obama.

I think it’s his flaw, in that it makes him easy to blackmail. I think it’s, however, a very admirable quality, and if others had that quality— regardless of their political orientation— we’d be in much better shape.

He believes in government and tries to make it work.

I’ve been trying to figure that one out.

Some of his positions are, IMO, real head-scratchers (most notably, his empowerment of people like Summers in economic policy development, some of the foreign policy stuff). But there is something about his demeanor and philosophical approach that I tend to view favorably, pushing me towards a kind of trust I rarely, if ever, accord politicians.

I’m trying to reconcile that contradiction: what is the role of bias, wishful thinking, vulnerability to identity politics, etc.?

449 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:15:36am

Philly mayor goes off on gangsters parents…reminds me of Bill Cosby
philadelphia.cbslocal.com

450 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:18:38am

re: #449 albusteve

Good luck with that, Mr. Mayor.

451 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:19:47am

re: #450 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Good luck with that, Mr. Mayor.

some eye popping comments in there

452 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:20:35am

Red wine-heart research slammed with fraud charges

(Reuters Health) - A University of Connecticut researcher who studied the link between aging and a substance found in red wine has committed more than 100 acts of data fabrication and falsification, the university said Wednesday, throwing much of his work into doubt.

Dipak K. Das, who directed the university’s Cardiovascular Research Center, studied resveratrol, touted by a number of scientists and companies as a way to slow aging or remain healthy as people get older. Among his findings, according to a work promoted by the University of Connecticut in 2007, was that “the pulp of grapes is as heart-healthy as the skin, even though the antioxidant properties differ.”

“We have a responsibility to correct the scientific record and inform peer researchers across the country,” Philip Austin, the university’s interim vice president for health affairs, said in a statement.

The university said an anonymous tip led to an investigation that began in 2008. A 60,000-page report — the summary of which is available at bit.ly/xkyS4A — resulted, outlining 145 counts of fabrication and falsification of data. Other members of Das’ laboratory may have been involved, and are being investigated, the report continues.

I’m sticking with beer.

453 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:21:50am

re: #452 NJDhockeyfan

Red wine-heart research slammed with fraud charges

I’m sticking with beer.

vodka makes me feel younger than ever

454 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:25:07am

a quick inside look at not ready for prime time Mahmoud Abbas…
commentarymagazine.com

455 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:27:09am

re: #446 ggt

Seem to be a lot of disembodied hands.

Must be a common mistake.

It could be a new game for kids in the car. Like the license plate game. Buy a stack of magazines and offer them a quarter for every disembodied hand they find.

It’s not really a photoshop mistake. People who are photographed for magazines live in an alternate dimension in which heads turn like owls, hands float through the air and latch onto people randomly, skin is the color and consistency of plastic, cellulite (and bellybuttons and sometimes entire parts of limbs) disappears like magic, and kneecaps are optional.

One must be special to live in this world.

456 FemNaziBitch  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:27:48am

re: #455 EmmmieG

It’s not really a photoshop mistake. People who are photographed for magazines live in an alternate dimension in which heads turn like owls, hands float through the air and latch onto people randomly, skin is the color and consistency of plastic, cellulite (and bellybuttons and sometimes entire parts of limbs) disappears like magic, and kneecaps are optional.

One must be special to live in this world.

ah!

I forgot.

:)

457 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:31:12am

re: #455 EmmmieG

It’s not really a photoshop mistake. People who are photographed for magazines live in an alternate dimension in which heads turn like owls, hands float through the air and latch onto people randomly, skin is the color and consistency of plastic, cellulite (and bellybuttons and sometimes entire parts of limbs) disappears like magic, and kneecaps are optional.

One must be special to live in this world.

You forgot: where already anorexic models have their hips and waists whittled off because they are not “skinny” enough.

458 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:31:33am

Moore the toast of Tehran

Michael Moore is the most famous filmmaker in Iran, according to one of that nation’s most acclaimed directors. At a screening of Asghar Farhadi’s critically lauded “A Separation” at Sony’s screening room, the Iranian director spotted the “Fahrenheit 9/11” filmmaker in the audience. Farhadi quipped, “Michael Moore is the most famous director in Iran,” and said everyone knows his movies because they’re shown on national TV there. “[Farhadi] then joked how difficult it was for his own films to be seen in Iran,” our source added. Also there were CBS’s Bob Simon, Kristin Gore, producer Celine Rattray, “Boardwalk Empire” star Michael Stuhlbarg and James Toback. Farhadi has been the toast of New York this week, winning best foreign film awards from the New York Film Critics Circle and National Board of Review. “A Separation” is also getting Oscar buzz and has a flawless 100 percent “fresh rating” on review site Rotten Tomatoes. Moore didn’t respond to a request for comment.

He must be so proud. Heh.

459 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:32:05am

re: #441 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

This can be done on so many levels.

I made a joke the other day about states consolidating… I wasn’t really joking. As an example; CT,MA, and RI should have about 80% of their Government services consolidated between each other…

But, who’d be in charge? therein lies the rub.

Also not wanting to give up the influence factor of four US Senators. And the Electoral College votes as well.

460 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:32:47am

re: #442 ggt

Those who fear a Communist-Style central government will say he is trying to create just that.

And they’ll say he’s just lying low if he doesn’t attempt to create it.
/

461 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:33:12am

re: #449 albusteve

Philly mayor goes off on gangsters parents…reminds me of Bill Cosby
[Link: philadelphia.cbslocal.com…]

That whilte Bill Cosby nonsense was hilarious to me. He had been doing that same schtick for years at HBCUs - was never news until some ignorant reporter, and thus the rest of America, thought they’d heard something new.

462 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:34:26am

re: #450 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Good luck with that, Mr. Mayor.

But he’s a Nutter, and everybody knows and admits it.
;)

463 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:34:43am

re: #461 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

That whilte Bill Cosby nonsense was hilarious to me. He had been doing that same schtick for years at HBCUs - was never news until some ignorant reporter, and thus the rest of America, thought they’d heard something new.

the reporter was ignorant?…oh my

464 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:36:31am

re: #457 Alouette

You forgot: where already anorexic models have their hips and waists whittled off because they are not “skinny” enough.

The fashion world, where a young woman must look like a survivor of Andersonville to be acceptable.

Did you know they are starting “plus” sized models at size 6 now?

I haven’t seen size 6 since early high school.

465 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:37:08am

re: #463 albusteve

the reporter was ignorant?…oh my

He wasn’t the only one, either.

466 albusteve  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:38:57am

re: #465 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

He wasn’t the only one, either.

there were two?….jeezus!

467 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 9:50:53am

re: #466 albusteve

there were two?…jeezus!

Imagine that!

People in America, ignorant about ‘the black community’! e_e

468 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jan 13, 2012 10:21:35am

re: #440 NJDhockeyfan

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