1 freetoken  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:37:58pm

Hmm… maybe LGF needs a Super-PAC?

2 jaunte  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:38:29pm

The super PAC is known by two names:
“Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow”
and:
“The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC.”

Colbert super PAC ad promises “orgy of pure distortion”

3 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:42:11pm

Dennis Heybert with the VO? Either way funny stuff.

4 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:42:41pm

That settles it, I definitely can’t support Colbert now.

///

5 SpaceJesus  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:45:06pm

this is him. this is the man who can beat obunglar

6 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:55:58pm

It is extremely safe to say politics became a whole lot less important for several days at the least.

I admit, because of the way my Dad has treated my mom, sister, and I, I probably won’t be heavily affected when he dies.

7 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 8:56:33pm

Samuel L. Jackson?

“And I will strike down with great self-righteousness and furious DERPitude, you will know that my name is Barack!1”

/I’m kidding, entirely so.

8 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:16:55pm

SNL did something similar last weekend, with a couple of “political ad” skits.

The premise was something like an incumbent governor, running unopposed, releasing her own attack ads against herself. Somewhat funny.

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:21:48pm

re: #1 freetoken

Hmm… maybe LGF needs a Super-PAC?

I’ll do it for twice the price, and only half the lying!
/

10 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:25:29pm

re: #9 Slumbering Behemoth

I like this idea!

11 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:33:22pm

re: #3 HappyWarrior

Dennis Heybert with the VO? Either way funny stuff.

That’s not Haysbert; not enough bass.

Sounded a lot like Samuel L. Jackson, as D_F posited.

12 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:33:56pm

And here’s the photo of the mini I was working on as part of my game on Saturday. The mini right below the envelope picture is the one I was working on tonight (it’s called a Spartan), but with the exception of the Kintaro to its left, I painted all the minis you see in this photo.

13 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:35:58pm

re: #12 Dark_Falcon

Gawd, you are such a nerd.
/

14 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:38:37pm

re: #11 talon_262

That’s not Haysbert; not enough bass.

Sounded a lot like Samuel L. Jackson, as D_F posited.

Actually, the positing was done by Charles, who tagged the post with Mr. Jackson’s name.

15 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:41:28pm
That’s not Haysbert; not enough bass.

Sounded a lot like Samuel L. Jackson, as D_F posited.

Yeah it’s Jackson. I think I got confused because he didn’t say motherfucking.

16 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:43:04pm

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

Actually, the positing was done by Charles, who tagged the post with Mr. Jackson’s name.

Whoops…didn’t see that tag.

17 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:44:43pm

re: #15 HappyWarrior

re: #11 talon_262

Yeah it’s Jackson. I think I got confused because he didn’t say motherfucking.

That rant that starts with “Enough is enough!” definitely sounds like ol’ Samuel L.

18 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:48:24pm

re: #17 talon_262

That rant that starts with “Enough is enough!” definitely sounds like ol’ Samuel L.

Yeah it’s definitely him. This is just as bad as the time I mistook him for Danny Glover in Goodfellas playing Stacks.

19 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:48:50pm

re: #13 Slumbering Behemoth

Gawd, you are such a nerd.
/

Tune in tomorrow for a painted mini of the Marauder IIC, which some of you might remember from the old Mechwarrior 2 PC game.

20 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:49:55pm

Way I look at it everyone’s a nerd in some shape or form. Friend of mine called fantasy football, Dungeons and Dragons for jocks. Got a chuckle out of that but reminded him that I am no jock.

21 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:52:40pm

re: #20 HappyWarrior

Way I look at it everyone’s a nerd in some shape or form. Friend of mine called fantasy football, Dungeons and Dragons for jocks. Got a chuckle out of that but reminded him that I am no jock.

Never could find the appeal of D&D, but I think that’s because I’m a gamer and so find it easier to play RPGs on a computer/TV screen than in my head.

22 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:53:54pm

re: #21 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Never could find the appeal of D&D, but I think that’s because I’m a gamer and so find it easier to play RPGs on a computer/TV screen than in my head.

I’ve never been into RPGs period. I did try out Skyrim over the weekend for the first time as my brother owns it. I dig it but I like a Metal Gear Solid/Hitman game more so. It is fun though.

23 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:54:13pm

re: #21 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Never could find the appeal of D&D, but I think that’s because I’m a gamer and so find it easier to play RPGs on a computer/TV screen than in my head.

RPG players are gamers as are board gamers.

24 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:56:11pm

My dream game is a prison escape/stealth game or a Great Escape like game. Now they’ve made the latter a couple times but both games had some heavy flaws like being too linear for one. I’d also love if Konami remade the old Metal Gear games for the MSX in PS3 type graphics and stuff but that’s not gonna happen though I am content with them porting them to the MGS HD collection.

25 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:56:48pm

re: #18 HappyWarrior

Yeah it’s definitely him. This is just as bad as the time I mistook him for Danny Glover in Goodfellas playing Stacks.

Didn’t really matter when Joe Pesci blew the back of his head off, but I digress ;-P

26 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:58:05pm

re: #25 talon_262

Didn’t really matter when Joe Pesci blew the back of his head off, but I digress ;-P

Was that funny to you?!

//

27 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:58:21pm

re: #25 talon_262

Didn’t really matter when Joe Pesci blew the back of his head off, but I digress ;-P

Ha, no. Just a source of heated argument between me and my brother. You know little brothers. Love getting one up on the older one. The other did it to me tonight on Jeopardy. Third night in a row I’ve gotten final jeopardy wrong, I’m slipping!

28 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:58:37pm

re: #19 Dark_Falcon

Tune in tomorrow for a painted mini of the Marauder IIC, which some of you might remember from the old Mechwarrior 2 PC game.

Dude, I used to have this.

Might have been worth a pretty penny if I hadn’t actually opened/used it, and wore it the hell out.

29 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 9:59:01pm

Don’t think there’s any one kind of video game I like, but I’ve gravitated more towards the scifi series, whether be the futuristic games like Mass Effect, the scifi horror like Bioshock, or post-apocalyptic like Fallout. I’ve really gotten into Skyrim, but it’s really the first fantasy RPG I’ve ever found myself liking.

30 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:00:05pm

re: #26 Dark_Falcon

Was that funny to you?!

//

It’s just that you’re a funny guy, you know…

///

31 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:01:32pm

re: #30 talon_262

It’s just that you’re a funny guy, you know…

///

Like a clown? I amuse you? Funny how? How the fuck am I so funny, Henry?
//

32 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:02:38pm

re: #21 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Never could find the appeal of D&D, but I think that’s because I’m a gamer and so find it easier to play RPGs on a computer/TV screen than in my head.

D&D on a computer is much simpler. It takes all the scribbling, erasing, die rolling, buffalo-ing, rule lawyering tedium out of the equation. I got hooked with this.

33 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:03:49pm

re: #31 HappyWarrior

Like a clown? I amuse you? Funny how? How the fuck am I so funny, Henry?
//

Getthefuckouttahere, Tommy!

//

34 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:03:55pm

One thing that I’ve never been able to get into are things like Star Wars and Harry Potter. I finally saw a Harry Potter film as the kid brother is reading the books and seeing the films. It wasn’t bad but I couldn’t get into it. My jock side can’t embrace soccer and hockey.

35 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:04:35pm

re: #6 ProLifeLiberal

It is extremely safe to say politics became a whole lot less important for several days at the least.

I admit, because of the way my Dad has treated my mom, sister, and I, I probably won’t be heavily affected when he dies.

Hang in there. I’m so sorry to hear of your friend’s loss.

36 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:04:59pm

re: #33 talon_262

Getthefuckouttahere, Tommy!

//

Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering prick, you! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.//
With thanks to Wikiquotes for having the whole dialogue and not forcing me to put on the film though it’s one of my all time favoriets.

37 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:09:34pm

Since the black out is over here’s the “Tron Paul” xkcd cartoon. Not really that impressive IMO since the TRON PAUL concept can be taken many places.

xkcd.com

38 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:11:31pm

re: #34 HappyWarrior

One thing that I’ve never been able to get into are things like Star Wars and Harry Potter. I finally saw a Harry Potter film as the kid brother is reading the books and seeing the films. It wasn’t bad but I couldn’t get into it. My jock side can’t embrace soccer and hockey.

Harry Potter’s not my thing, though most everyone else in the house is into it. However, I grew up with Star Wars and the Star Trek movies with the OS cast, as well as ST:TNG. Between those, while I love Star Wars (the original trilogy; you can take or leave Episodes I through III), I’m more of a Trek man.

Yeah, Kirk and Picard are my yin and yang of Starfleet captains, though Sisko from DS9 combined many traits from both and added a dark, brooding feel in the latter half of that series.

39 Floral Giraffe  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:13:21pm

re: #6 ProLifeLiberal

Be strong, my friend.
((hugs))

40 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:18:33pm

re: #37 oaktree

Since the black out is over here’s the “Tron Paul” xkcd cartoon. Not really that impressive IMO since the TRON PAUL concept can be taken many places.

[Link: xkcd.com…]

The next scene shows Obama activating his own lightcycle, and leading a group of red-colored cycles after Luap Nort:

Obama: “Big Gov. Cheese to group: Run that old codger into your Socialist Jetwalls!”

/The red is a Tron reference adapted to fit the meme in a fun way. I’m not actually accusing the president of being a socialist here.

41 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:21:56pm

re: #40 Dark_Falcon

/The red is a Tron reference adapted to fit the meme in a fun way. I’m not actually accusing the president of being a socialist here.

You liar. And let me tell you what else you think…
//

42 Lidane  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:24:42pm

I’ll just leave this here:

Youtube Video

Heh.

43 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:25:54pm

Think that’s pretty much the only reason I watch the Superbowl, just to see the commercials everybody will be talking about the following day.

44 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:30:44pm

Ok, in order to try an not be miserable, I’m watching a review from the Nostalgia Critic. This one on Moulin Rouge. He says the movie was awful (Twilight-class awful, in his opinion maybe worse). I never saw the whole thing.

How bad was it?

45 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:41:22pm

re: #20 HappyWarrior

Way I look at it everyone’s a nerd in some shape or form

since i’m a computer programmer and an admirer of great programmers i must be a nerd nerd. or maybe a nerd nerd nerd

46 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:43:09pm

re: #44 ProLifeLiberal

Ok, in order to try an not be miserable, I’m watching a review from the Nostalgia Critic. This one on Moulin Rouge. He says the movie was awful (Twilight-class awful, in his opinion maybe worse). I never saw the whole thing.

How bad was it?

I thought it reasonably good.

And I’m also going to bed. Goodnight, all.

47 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:43:42pm

I decided to check Facebook.

The three siblings are in my friends list. It is one of the saddest things ever.

Right now, I really want things stop going downhill for my friends in Colorado.

48 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:44:38pm

re: #44 ProLifeLiberal

Ok, in order to try an not be miserable, I’m watching a review from the Nostalgia Critic. This one on Moulin Rouge. He says the movie was awful (Twilight-class awful, in his opinion maybe worse). I never saw the whole thing.

How bad was it?

pfff

imho not the best movie of all time, but it doesn’t get a high rating on leonard plinth garnell’s Bad Cinema

actually, i enjoyed it, and i’m a big movie nerd

49 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:44:43pm

re: #38 talon_262

Harry Potter’s not my thing, though most everyone else in the house is into it. However, I grew up with Star Wars and the Star Trek movies with the OS cast, as well as ST:TNG. Between those, while I love Star Wars (the original trilogy; you can take or leave Episodes I through III), I’m more of a Trek man.

Yeah, Kirk and Picard are my yin and yang of Starfleet captains, though Sisko from DS9 combined many traits from both and added a dark, brooding feel in the latter half of that series.

Two of my good friends are Star Wars fans. My one friend’s folks were huge Sci-Fi fans. Can remember his Dad always having Star Trek on and working on his computer. My dad was more into music and to a smaller extent basketball. My mom’s always joked that she never will be a Sunday widow since my Dad’s one of the few men who don’t like football. I mean he’ll watch if I have it on and knows some stuff but he’d rather discuss music than football. Got my football love from watching games with my mom’s dad.

50 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:45:30pm

Never saw Moulin Rouge. I just remember hearing that cover of that one song so many times back in the day.

51 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 10:57:28pm

i’m guessing that wimmens who go to christian science “testimony” on wednesday nights are not gonna want a hit offa da blunt, mon

52 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:00:59pm

re: #51 engineer dog

If that’s a euphemism for “oral”, I’m guessing “no”. But the repressed sometimes have a way of surprising you.

53 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:04:46pm

re: #52 Slumbering Behemoth

If that’s a euphemism for “oral”, I’m guessing “no”. But the repressed sometimes have a way of surprising you.

no, brah - da blunt is where you puts somma that whacky weed inna cigar mon

54 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:06:49pm

re: #53 engineer dog

Ah, so straight forward, cheesy stereotype. Got it.

55 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:12:21pm

re: #54 Slumbering Behemoth

cheesy stereotype

ya its a kind of hawaiian jamaican pat-wa mash up d00d

56 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:19:06pm

re: #55 engineer dog

Fuck it. If you have nothing better to do, just go on that date. Could make for a funny story.

57 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:26:55pm

re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth

Fuck it. If you have nothing better to do, just go on that date. Could make for a funny story.

oh, i’m taking her out to dinner tomorrow. she’s a very nice person and not completely uninteresting

the way these things work is that after the set-up dinner, both parties tell the service if they want to see the person again, and if they both do then the service gives out with the contact information. i said she was nice but i didn’t think so, but she told them yes she wanted to see me. the service messed up and went ahead anyway, so i’ll be nice and play along and take her out

i’m tempted to mess with her head but i’ll be nice

58 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:33:38pm

re: #52 Slumbering Behemoth

But the repressed sometimes have a way of surprising you.

TMI… butt the only gal I’ve been with that actually asked for “backdoor” came from a strict, religious family.

It kinda weirded me out.

59 simoom  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:34:01pm

Probably already posted somewhere, but just in case, the House finally got to have their first political-grandstanding vote-of-disapproval that was part of their demands in the debt limit deal (the President was even an extra-good sport by acquiescencing to the GOP request to delay his debt ceiling increase request till they came back in session):

reuters.com

The House of Representatives rejected a $1.2 trillion increase in the federal debt limit on Wednesday in a largely symbolic vote that allowed Republicans to stake out election-year positions to bash President Barack Obama’s spending record.

The Republican-controlled House voted 239 to 176 along party lines in favor of a “resolution of disapproval” against the increase sought by Obama, a Democrat, but the winning tally fell far short of the two-thirds majority needed to override a presidential veto.

The effort to block the debt limit increase is expected to die in the Democrat-controlled Senate, which reconvenes in Washington next week.

The vote was largely an academic exercise as Congress gave Obama the authority to increase the debt limit last August as part of a deal to end a rancorous budget battle that brought the United States to the brink of default and cost it its coveted top-tier credit rating from Standard & Poor’s rating agency.

Under that deal, Congress granted Obama a $2.1 trillion increase in several steps: $400 billion immediately, followed by a $500 billion hike and a final $1.2 trillion hike subject to Wednesday’s protest vote.

Republicans voted overwhelmingly in favor of the disapproval resolution, by 233 to 1. In contrast, 174 House Republicans, including many fiscally conservative Tea Party-aligned lawmakers, voted in favor of last year’s budget deal that included the hike.

I hope it was worth it — who knows, their constituents may not see the distinction demonstrated by a meaningless vote against the de facto authority you already granted — I certainly don’t.

60 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:41:33pm

This little bit of misery is getting worse.

Me and my sister do not get along. I don’t know who her friends were.

You can see where this is going.

Me and this close friend of mine went to the same high school as my little sister and, well…

Damnit I am not getting a decent sleep tonight.

61 dog philosopher  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:45:04pm

re: #60 ProLifeLiberal

strength, man. family can be the most difficult - mine was a trip and something i wouldn’t with on anybody

62 The War TARDIS  Wed, Jan 18, 2012 11:46:39pm

re: #61 engineer dog

I didn’t even realize my sister knew and liked this poor girl.

Knowing this now makes it worse.

63 researchok  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 1:23:10am

Morning, all

64 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 1:36:52am

Took me a while to warm to Steven Colbert’s style, but what he is doing with this super-PAC storyline transcends humor and political satire: he is finally explaining to us in very clear terms what a load of sh*t the Citizen’s United decision truly was.

65 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 2:54:21am

scpr.org

A human head was found inside a bag on a hiking trail below the Hollywood sign on Tuesday afternoon, reports the L.A. Times. Los Angeles police detectives are said to be looking for additional body parts in the area.

66 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:27:26am

Good Morning Honcos!!

67 RogueOne  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:33:44am

re: #51 engineer dog

i’m guessing that wimmens who go to christian science “testimony” on wednesday nights are not gonna want a hit offa da blunt, mon

re: #52 Slumbering Behemoth

If that’s a euphemism for “oral”, I’m guessing “no”. But the repressed sometimes have a way of surprising you.

*Snort*

68 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:35:26am

What’s the happy haps Rogue?

69 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:37:53am

re: #65 Obdicut

[Link: www.scpr.org…]

Hands and feet have also showed up, probably from the same incident, though one must keep a skeptical approach.

70 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:38:48am

re: #69 Decatur Deb

Probably someone saw the report of the severed head, and realized it was a great opportunity for them to get rid of those hands and feet that were cluttering up the Vanagon.

71 RogueOne  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:39:26am

re: #68 rwdflynavy

I’m having a good chuckle at Slumbering B’s expense. You?

72 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:40:10am

re: #71 RogueOne

I’m having a good chuckle at Slumbering B’s expense. You?

Reading about Pakistan for my Pakistan-Afghanistan Regional Study. Good Times.

73 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:40:40am

Two drunks find a severed head lying near the railroad tracks:

First drunk: “hey, that looks loke our friend, Eddie!”
Second drunk: “No way, Eddie was a lot taller than that!”

74 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:40:47am

re: #70 Obdicut

Probably someone saw the report of the severed head, and realized it was a great opportunity for them to get ride of those hands and feet that were cluttering up the Vanagon.

Another Physical Anthropology class project gone bad.

75 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:43:06am
76 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:43:07am

re: #74 Decatur Deb

Another Physical Anthropology class project gone bad.

One of the reasons I like the show Misfits so much is that they keep accidentally murdering people. Those poor kids just can’t stop.

77 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:43:34am

re: #75 RogueOne

Is it really so hard to just type out “Pakistani”?

78 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:44:28am

re: #77 Obdicut

Is it really so hard to just type out “Pakistani”?

But not Afghani, that’s the currency. The people are Afghans.

79 RogueOne  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:46:45am

re: #78 rwdflynavy

I fixed it once, I’m not doing it again. I hope any resident afghans aren’t sensitive.

80 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:48:46am

re: #79 RogueOne

I fixed it once, I’m not doing it again. I hope any resident afghans aren’t sensitive.

Just don’t call me late to dinner.

81 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:51:41am

re: #78 rwdflynavy

But not Afghani, that’s the currency. The people are Afghans.

Got a suspicion most don’t call themselves Afghan or Afghani, part of our problem.

82 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:53:31am

re: #81 Decatur Deb

Got a suspicion most don’t call themselves Afghan or Afghani, part of our problem.

One of my favorite moments of idiocy was some group clamoring to change the common name of the Killer Whale to the Orca, since Killer Whale is pejorative and makes them seem murderous.

Orca means “god of death”.

83 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:53:40am

re: #81 Decatur Deb

Got a suspicion most don’t call themselves Afghan or Afghani, part of our problem.

Depends, but you are correct. One of the big problems in that part of the world is the British Durand line dividing Afghanistan and Pakistan. A great description I heard was drawing a line down the middle of Scotland and declaring 2 countries. The Pashtun tribes don’t view the line as legitimate or the 2 countries as the correct structure. That is slowly beginning to change.

84 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 3:57:58am

Kuwait was also once a province of Iraq, the British just carved it out and set it up as a British protectorate so they would have a political presence there.

85 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:00:03am

re: #84 ralphieboy

Kuwait was also once a province of Iraq, the British just carved it out and set it up as a British protectorate so they would have a political presence there.

We had a speaker earlier this year who said you can tell a lot about a country by the borders. If they are set to rivers or other naturally occuring boundaries, they tend to be more settled and stable. Those with straight lines imposed “willy nilly” by foreign powers, not so much.

86 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:02:06am

re: #85 rwdflynavy

We had a speaker earlier this year who said you can tell a lot about a country by the borders. If they are set to rivers or other naturally occuring boundaries, they tend to be more settled and stable. Those with straight lines imposed “willy nilly” by foreign powers, not so much.

You mean like the US and Canada?

87 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:02:22am

re: #86 ralphieboy

You means like the US and Canada?

and Colorado.
//

88 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:06:06am

Perhaps the most effective national groupings should be soccer leagues and football conferences. I want to be SEC ambassador to the Pac 10.

89 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:09:02am

re: #88 Decatur Deb

Perhaps the most effective national groupings should be soccer leagues and football conferences. I want to be SEC ambassador to the Pac 10.

Until there is some sort of play-off setup for NCAA football, I just can’t take them seriously as a form of government.

90 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:11:25am

re: #84 ralphieboy

Kuwait was also once a province of Iraq, the British just carved it out and set it up as a British protectorate so they would have a political presence there.

The list of countries the UK fucked up during their brief empire is huge.

91 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:12:42am

re: #90 Obdicut

The list of countries the UK fucked up during their brief empire is huge.

They would insist that they were merely “spreading civilization”. White man’s burden and all, you know…

92 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:16:45am

re: #91 ralphieboy

If you break into a guy’s house and install full plumbing with solar panels to power a hot water boiler, but also take a shit on his head and stab his kid in the face, he’s probably still going to be pissed at you.

93 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:19:50am

re: #92 Obdicut

Hey! Building an Empire is “shitty-stabby” work.

(oops, rapey too)

94 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:21:12am

re: #91 ralphieboy

They would insist that they were merely “spreading civilization”. White man’s burden and all, you know…

We were white enough in County Mayo, and it didn’t seem that brief.

95 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:23:59am

re: #94 Decatur Deb

Very few people realize just how many Irish got killed by the British over time, through a wide panoply of means.

96 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:28:16am

re: #95 Obdicut

The British even killed the Panoplysians.

97 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:31:20am

re: #96 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The British even killed the Panoplysians.

FTW!

98 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:33:48am

re: #96 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The British even killed the Panoplysians.

Phucydides wrote a book about that war.

99 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:34:00am
100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:34:56am

We come in peace…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…
-Star Trekkin’ Across the Universe

101 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:37:57am

Daylight come…BBL.

102 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:39:34am

re: #100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We come in peace…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…
-Star Trekkin’ Across the Universe

You’re such a nerd.
//

103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:43:09am

re: #101 Decatur Deb

Daylight come…BBL.

An Old West Army Colonel happens upon his Native American Scout who’s listening to the ground. Slowly the Scout raises his head and solemnly says, “Buffalo come.”

The Colonel says, “What the white man could learn from you people. Your knowledge and command of the land. Your oneness with nature. You have such finely tuned senses over the centuries. How do you know that buffalo come?”

The Scout wipes off his cheek and says, “Face sticky.”

104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:45:08am

re: #102 rwdflynavy

Someone had just posted that on a completely unrelated topic on my Facebook.

Thought it worked here.

105 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 4:59:16am

re: #92 Obdicut

If you break into a guy’s house and install full plumbing with solar panels to power a hot water boiler, but also take a shit on his head and stab his kid in the face, he’s probably still going to be pissed at you.

and what have the Romans ever given us in return?

Youtube Video

106 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:12:03am

Morning Lizardim. This morning greeted me with -11 degrees F (-24 degrees C) air temperatures, with wind chills down to -27 degrees F (-33 degrees C). That’s brisk, baby.

107 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:16:20am

Paula Deen got “the sugars”. Didn’t see that coming.

108 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:17:46am

re: #106 thedopefishlives

Tha’s cold, right there.

109 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:19:06am

re: #108 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Tha’s cold, right there.

Oh yeah. And today’s high is barely supposed to break 0 degrees F (-18 degrees C). Then it’s supposed to snow tomorrow. Then it just gets weird.

110 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:25:05am

re: #109 thedopefishlives

Oh yeah. And today’s high is barely supposed to break 0 degrees F (-18 degrees C). Then it’s supposed to snow tomorrow. Then it just gets weird.

We have tundra in America. WE JUST DON’T FUCKING LIVE THERE!
-Sam Kinison (paraphrased)

111 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:26:53am

re: #73 ralphieboy

Two drunks find a severed head lying near the railroad tracks:

First drunk: “hey, that looks loke our friend, Eddie!”
Second drunk: “No way, Eddie was a lot taller than that!”

Oooh, I know another one that is even worse. The punchline is “No, I never found that.”

112 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:31:47am

Same two drunks

“Phew it smells, did you take a dump in your pants?”

“No,” replies the second drunk.

“It really smells - drop your trousers!”

Second drunk drops his trousers, there is an enormous turd in them.

“I thought you said you hadn’t shit your trousers!” exclaims the first drunk.

“These arent my trousers” replies the second drunk

(alternative punchline: “Oh, I thought you meant today!”)

113 leftynyc  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:32:24am

re: #44 ProLifeLiberal

Ok, in order to try an not be miserable, I’m watching a review from the Nostalgia Critic. This one on Moulin Rouge. He says the movie was awful (Twilight-class awful, in his opinion maybe worse). I never saw the whole thing.

How bad was it?

Bad enough I couldn’t sit through it - and I did sit through Twilight.

114 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:32:38am

re: #110 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We have tundra in America. WE JUST DON’T FUCKING LIVE THERE!
-Sam Kinison (paraphrased)

I actually have to laugh, whenever I call home and tell my parents how cold it is, my mom just shakes her head and asks forlornly how she raised such a strange child.

115 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:33:15am

re: #113 leftynyc

Bad enough I couldn’t sit through it - and I did sit through Twilight.

I saw enough in the previews to convince me not to touch it.

116 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 5:45:29am

re: #112 ralphieboy

Bubba was found dead in a ditch, and the sheriff called Bubba’s two best friends, Earl and Leroy, to identify the body.

Earl said, “Turn him over.”
Leroy said, “That ain’t Bubba. This guy only has one asshole, and Bubba had two assholes.”
The sheriff said, “How do you know that?”
Earl said, “Cause everywhere we went, folks said ‘There goes Bubba with them two assholes.’”

117 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:00:20am

re: #113 leftynyc

Bad enough I couldn’t sit through it - and I did sit through Twilight.

In retrospect, I’ve often wondered if my ex-wife’s taste in movies was actually a very deliberate postmodernist expression of contempt for the art form.

119 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:10:09am

Good morning to the Lizard World.

A crisp 23 F in Philadelphia, but clear and sunny (as always).

Any predictions on what the next Super-Pac ad will be?

121 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:55am

And regarding _Moulin Rouge!_, it’s an oddity. A western film trying to do the Bollywood thing, and using a pile of pop music for the tunes. So you get an over-the-top plot (cast in turn of the 20th century Paris of all things), constant musical numbers, and a score that is essentially obsolete and dated from the get-go.

I remember very little of it from the one viewing other than the tango version of “Roxanne” which I thought was a fairly original take on the song.

122 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:33am

re: #120 Varek Raith

Rick Perry tells supporters he is dropping his bid for GOP presidential nomination today, two sources tell CNN.

Is he going to go join Trump’s “Sith Apprentice” program now?
;)

124 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:36:42am

re: #120 Varek Raith

Rick Perry tells supporters he is dropping his bid for GOP presidential nomination today, two sources tell CNN.

I am curious to see who will pick up his 6%. If Santorum can get them he will be in a real horse race with Gingrich for the alternative. If Gingrich swings them, Santorum will drop out the day after SC. If that happens, either way I think the Christian right stays home. I don’t think they can embrace any of Gingrich, Romney or Paul. No matter what they say in public.

125 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:40:23am

re: #124 Petero1818

I am curious to see who will pick up his 6%. If Santorum can get them he will be in a real horse race with Gingrich for the alternative. If Gingrich swings them, Santorum will drop out the day after SC. If that happens, either way I think the Christian right stays home. I don’t think they can embrace any of Gingrich, Romney or Paul. No matter what they say in public.

I don’t know. At least one of my evangelical friends has thrown his support behind Newt. I wouldn’t say it’s over until it’s over.

126 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:06am

re: #124 Petero1818

I am curious to see who will pick up his 6%. If Santorum can get them he will be in a real horse race with Gingrich for the alternative. If Gingrich swings them, Santorum will drop out the day after SC. If that happens, either way I think the Christian right stays home. I don’t think they can embrace any of Gingrich, Romney or Paul. No matter what they say in public.

Supporting Santorum also gives them the escape hatch of claiming he wasn’t Protestant enough when he loses.
//

127 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:02am

Morning all!

Is life back to normal?

How are you doing?

128 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:39am

re: #120 Varek Raith


Romney will get like a 1% boost, the rest divide his votes equally

129 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:42am

re: #127 ggt

Morning all!

Is life back to normal?

How are you doing?

Work work work, and I think I’m going to make some sausage bean soup tonight.

130 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:47:41am

re: #126 oaktree

Supporting Santorum also gives them the escape hatch of claiming he wasn’t Protestant enough when he loses.
//

they’ll call him the “Papist Patsy”.//

131 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:47:44am

Today in my part of the world.

I was in the City yesterday. It was beautiful. Clear, crisp, and Sunny. Nothing like Chicago in the Winter!

132 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:11am

re: #129 oaktree

Work work work, and I think I’m going to make some sausage bean soup tonight.

Hubby got a new Pressure Cooker for xmas. He was going thru recipes last night trying to decide what kind of soup he is going to make. I think he decided on Pasta Fagioli.

133 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:41am

re: #131 ggt

Today in my part of the world.

I was in the City yesterday. It was beautiful. Clear, crisp, and Sunny. Nothing like Chicago in the Winter!

I dunno. I’ve been in Chicago in the winter, and comparing it to the view outside my office window right now, there’s just something about the crispness of the frigid northern air.

134 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:24am

re: #133 thedopefishlives

I dunno. I’ve been in Chicago in the winter, and comparing it to the view outside my office window right now, there’s just something about the crispness of the frigid northern air.

I have horrible allergies. I love winter air!

135 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:21am

re: #133 thedopefishlives

I dunno. I’ve been in Chicago in the winter, and comparing it to the view outside my office window right now, there’s just something about the crispness of the frigid northern air.

I forget where you are, forgive me.

136 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:52am

re: #135 ggt

I forget where you are, forgive me.

Downtown St. Paul, Minnesota.

137 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:17am

re: #136 thedopefishlives

Downtown St. Paul, Minnesota.

ooooohhhh!

Hubby and I want to retire in your neck of the woods.

138 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:45am

re: #137 ggt

ooohhh!

Hubby and I want to retire in your neck of the woods.

It’s a beautiful place up here, I love it. As mentioned upthread, my parents think I’m a freak because I enjoy the cold, but even they’ve grown to love their annual summer fishing vacation to a lakeside cabin in northern Minnesota.

139 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:48am

Brat Puppy has been sneaking up behind Old Man Dog and biting his tail. Extreme doggy wrestling is the result.

140 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:14am

re: #138 thedopefishlives

It’s a beautiful place up here, I love it. As mentioned upthread, my parents think I’m a freak because I enjoy the cold, but even they’ve grown to love their annual summer fishing vacation to a lakeside cabin in northern Minnesota.

I don’t think you are a freak. I don’t do heat. I totally understand.

141 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:53am

re: #140 ggt

I don’t think you are a freak. I don’t do heat. I totally understand.

I do have my limits. My wife wants to take me out on the lake to go ice fishing. That’s a bit too much cold even for me.

142 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:11am

re: #124 Petero1818

I am curious to see who will pick up his 6%. If Santorum can get them he will be in a real horse race with Gingrich for the alternative. If Gingrich swings them, Santorum will drop out the day after SC. If that happens, either way I think the Christian right stays home. I don’t think they can embrace any of Gingrich, Romney or Paul. No matter what they say in public.

Maybe we’ll get really lucky and God will tell Santorum to go third party and Paul won’t.

143 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:22am

re: #141 thedopefishlives

I do have my limits. My wife wants to take me out on the lake to go ice fishing. That’s a bit too much cold even for me.

I wouldn’ fish anywhere.

144 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:49am

re: #142 wlewisiii

Maybe we’ll get really lucky and God will tell Santorum to go third party and Paul won’t.

Does he understand the Vatican wouldn’t endorse him?

145 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:15am

re: #141 thedopefishlives

I do have my limits. My wife wants to take me out on the lake to go ice fishing. That’s a bit too much cold even for me.

I never understood ice fishing. To get ice you had it available domestically in the ice tray and I don’t see wild ice as being that much superior in flavor. And even if it wasn’t on hand it is easy to purchase some in the store.
;)

I suspect that it’s a cultural thing like hunting. You get it and have all the gear and thus do it. Or you don’t.

146 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:24am

Ok, WTF?

My bluetooth quit working for my audio books on my iPhone. It works for the phone part, but not the iPod part.

WHY?

147 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:58:39am

re: #138 thedopefishlives

It’s a beautiful place up here, I love it. As mentioned upthread, my parents think I’m a freak because I enjoy the cold, but even they’ve grown to love their annual summer fishing vacation to a lakeside cabin in northern Minnesota.

We’re moving to Northern Wisconsin from Madison once the foreclosure sheriff’s sale is completed. Beautiful up there in the north woods, especially if you like fishing or hunting and can find the places the touristas don’t know about.

148 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:59:35am

re: #145 oaktree

I suspect that it’s a cultural thing like hunting. You get it and have all the gear and thus do it. Or you don’t.

Probably. All the crazy Scandinavian folk up here have elaborate rigs for ice fishing. They map out entire ice communities, like subdivisions; they have parking lots for the trucks, and everything. It’s ridiculous.

And every year, some poor sucker winds up waiting just a little bit too long to get his ice house off the lake, and his truck goes in the water and he makes the evening news.

One rather random extra fact: After a certain point in the year, any ice houses remaining on the lake become free-for-all. If you can get it off the lake without becoming the aforementioned sucker on the evening news, it’s yours.

149 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:04:10am

re: #146 ggt

Ok, WTF?

My bluetooth quit working for my audio books on my iPhone. It works for the phone part, but not the iPod part.

WHY?

You have angered the Ghost of Steve Jobs.
A sacrifice is needed to appease him.
Toss a PC into a volcano.

150 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:04:12am

re: #148 thedopefishlives

Probably. All the crazy Scandinavian folk up here have elaborate rigs for ice fishing. They map out entire ice communities, like subdivisions; they have parking lots for the trucks, and everything. It’s ridiculous.

And every year, some poor sucker winds up waiting just a little bit too long to get his ice house off the lake, and his truck goes in the water and he makes the evening news.

One rather random extra fact: After a certain point in the year, any ice houses remaining on the lake become free-for-all. If you can get it off the lake without becoming the aforementioned sucker on the evening news, it’s yours.

I think I picked this up from Gaiman’s _American Gods_, but isn’t there a town/city up that way that puts a junk car out on the ice and then has a pool on what date it falls through?

Probably done by more than one.

And I’ve related before that when living in northern NY state on the St Lawrence River there were recurring events of carloads of Mohawk Indians taking unscheduled swims of that nature since once the river froze they bypassed using the bridge and drove across the ice between the sections of the St Regis Reservation.

151 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:06:41am

re: #150 oaktree

I don’t know about that, but I do know that the snowmobilers around these parts take part in a (highly dangerous and, I believe, illegal) competition every year where they try to race their snowmobiles across an open channel of water. They will stay on the surface as long as you keep the throttle wide open and the channel is iced over enough, but if conditions are poor or if you lose your nerve, you’re in the drink. And I believe people have died doing it.

152 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:10:15am

re: #150 oaktree

I think I picked this up from Gaiman’s _American Gods_, but isn’t there a town/city up that way that puts a junk car out on the ice and then has a pool on what date it falls through?

Probably done by more than one.

And I’ve related before that when living in northern NY state on the St Lawrence River there were recurring events of carloads of Mohawk Indians taking unscheduled swims of that nature since once the river froze they bypassed using the bridge and drove across the ice between the sections of the St Regis Reservation.

That was one of the most bizarre books I’ve ever read.

153 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:10:47am

re: #149 Varek Raith

You have angered the Ghost of Steve Jobs.
A sacrifice is needed to appease him.
Toss a PC into a volcano.

Not possible, I was this week at the Apple Store spending money.

154 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:12:40am

re: #153 ggt

Not possible, I was this week at the Apple Store spending money.

Ah, then it’s worse.
The Demon of Bill Gates has possessed your phone.
You must perform an exorcism.

155 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:54am

So - Romney’s going to save America from the evil-doer Obama because of his business acumen, right?

Mitt Romney, who makes his hands-on business experience a talking point in his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, was a member of the board of directors and audit committee of a global company when it paid millions of dollars to settle charges of extracting kickbacks that cheated clients.

As a board member, Romney held oversight responsibilities at a time when Marriott was repeatedly accused of obtaining secret rebates that enriched Marriott, at the expense of hotel owners who had contracted with Marriott to run the hotels on their behalf. A series of owners also accused Marriott of falsifying financial statements to owners to conceal the arrangements—charges that Marriott had denied.

openchannel.msnbc.msn.com

156 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:17:25am

So many members of Congress are now bailing on SOPA and PIPA.
Good.

157 abolitionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:19:40am

re: #154 Varek Raith

Ah, then it’s worse.
The Demon of Bill Gates has possessed your phone.
You must perform an exorcism.

No doubt there’s an app for that.

158 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:20:21am

re: #157 abolitionist

No doubt there’s an app for that.

multiple up-dings if I could!

159 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:23:54am

re: #156 Varek Raith

So many members of Congress are now bailing on SOPA and PIPA.
Good.

Good segment on Maddow’s show.
MSNBC Video

160 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:32:14am

re: #156 Varek Raith

So many members of Congress are now bailing on SOPA and PIPA.
Good.

My sole question is whether these Congressmen are simply reacting to popular backlash and running cover while already knowing what the legislation was going to do, or they were ignorant of the legislation and finally took a look due to the backlash. (More likely that they are just reacting to advice from a staffer either way.)

161 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:15am

re: #160 oaktree

My sole question is whether these Congressmen are simply reacting to popular backlash and running cover while already knowing what the legislation was going to do, or they were ignorant of the legislation and finally took a look due to the backlash. (More likely that they are just reacting to advice from a staffer either way.)

Most likely the first, unfortunately. Politicians seem to be fiercely protective of the copyright monopolies in this country. Whether it be because of the money, or because they truly don’t understand copyright, I have yet to figure out.

162 abolitionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:50am

re: #159 Varek Raith

Good segment on Maddow’s show.
[Link: www.msnbc.msn.com…]

What ggt said — multiple up-dings if I could!

163 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:36:02am

re: #160 oaktree

My sole question is whether these Congressmen are simply reacting to popular backlash and running cover while already knowing what the legislation was going to do, or they were ignorant of the legislation and finally took a look due to the backlash. (More likely that they are just reacting to advice from a staffer either way.)

They want power and will wait until they can get it without pissing off the constituency.

Make no mistake, if they could take control of the intertoobs they would.

164 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:39:02am

re: #156 Varek Raith

I don’t know why anyone would bail on Pippa. Oh wait, wrong Pippa.

Never mind. /

165 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:43:18am

re: #164 lawhawk

I don’t know why anyone would bail on Pippa. Oh wait, wrong Pippa.

Never mind. /

Giggity!

166 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:44:19am

re: #159 Varek Raith

Good segment on Maddow’s show.
[Link: www.msnbc.msn.com…]

majorly awesome!

167 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:46:45am

Israel detains 3 Gaza ‘infiltrators’: army

Israeli forces arrested three Palestinians overnight as they tried to enter Israel from the southern Gaza Strip, a military spokesman said on Thursday.
“Late last night, three men approached the border fence from southern Gaza to infiltrate into Israel. They were picked up by troops immediately after they crossed,” a military spokesman said.
“We found a fragmentation grenade on one of the men. They were detained and held for questioning.”

168 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:52:17am

I have to go get my Mommy and take her places.

Have a great day all!

169 Jerk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:53:29am

Hey guys, guess who called Rick Perry dropping out next three days ago?

(me)

170 The War TARDIS  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:56:11am

The story of the sinking of the Costa Concordia is getting weirder:

Costa Concordia: investigators probe role of young Moldovan woman on cruise ship

171 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:56:39am

re: #164 lawhawk

I don’t know why anyone would bail on Pippa. Oh wait, wrong Pippa.

Never mind. /

That’s a nice way to brighten this thread. And the morning.

172 Jerk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:00:54am

Regarding my statement, I saw that it wasn’t talked about yet.

Rick Perry to end presidential candidacy, expected to endorse Newt Gingrich

He’s in such a weak position that everyone has been suggesting it.

173 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:02:01am

What left wing antisemitism?
Center for American Progress, group tied to Obama, under fire from Israel advocates

The Center for American Progress, a liberal think tank closely aligned with the White House, is embroiled in a dispute with several major Jewish organizations over statements on Israel and charges that some center staffers have used anti-Semitic language to attack pro-Israel Americans.

The White House official, Jarrod Bernstein, told Cooper that the situation at CAP was “troubling,” adding “that is not this administration.”

A White House spokesman, Matt Lehrich, declined to comment on CAP. He said Obama “has repeatedly reiterated America’s unshakable commitment to Israel’s security and stood up against attempts to single out Israel in international forums.” He added that the administration has “ratcheted up unprecedented pressure on Iran.”

Abraham Foxman, national director of the Anti-Defamation League, said some of the statements from CAP staffers “are anti-Semitic and borderline anti-Semitic.”

“We’re concerned about it because this is a serious think tank, and it does influence the administration,” Foxman added. CAP is run by “serious people who need to take control of their entities.”

Jason Isaacson, an official with the American Jewish Committee, which often collaborates on policy issues with CAP, pointed to “very troubling things that have been written on a pretty regular basis by certain people associated with the organization.”

“For any serious policy center there are certain lines of fairness and objectivity and good sense that should not be crossed, and yet, disturbingly, those lines have regularly been crossed,” Isaacson added.

174 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:05:27am

re: #173 Killgore Trout

and this is why (among other reasons) I stopped reading Think Progress….

Officials from the center counter that the “inappropriate” language came only in personal tweets from staffers — not on CAP’s Web site or its Think Progress blog. The tweets were deleted and the authors apologized.

Officials said the center is staunchly pro-Israel.

“The clear and overwhelming record of the literally hundreds of articles and policy papers from the Center for American Progress and ThinkProgress demonstrates our longstanding support both for Israel and the two-state solution to the Middle East Peace Process as being in the moral and national security interests of the United States,” wrote Ken Gude , chief of staff and vice president for CAP, in an e-mail response to questions from The Post.

“We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, anti-Semitism or any form of discrimination,” Gude wrote.

They hire antisemitic staffers but they’re supposed to hide their views in “official” tweets and posts. I don’t find that comforting.

175 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:07:54am
176 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:12:44am

re: #174 Killgore Trout

nudge nudge,,, wink wink

178 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:15:54am

re: #169 Jerk

Hey guys, guess who called Rick Perry dropping out next three days ago?

(me)

You didn’t exactly have to be The Amazing Kreskin to see that one coming

179 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:19:19am

re: #174 Killgore Trout

We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, anti-Semitism or any form of discrimination,” Gude wrote.

So Mr. Gude ,, the offending parties were disciplined ,,,, how??
oh ,,, wait ,, I see

The tweets were deleted and the authors apologized.

Well then,, all is right!

180 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:21:37am

re: #178 sattv4u2

Yeah, I had that prediction going back to January 4 (after the Iowa caucus, and thought that he’d drop out even before Bachmann).

181 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:22:46am

re: #177 reine.de.tout

Family values candidate. Yet he’s among those lecturing everyone else about their values. Shocking, I know.

182 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:23:03am

re: #141 thedopefishlives

I do have my limits. My wife wants to take me out on the lake to go ice fishing. That’s a bit too much cold even for me.

Troubling thing is, she wants you to do that in July!!
/

183 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:25:46am

re: #173 Killgore Trout

What left wing antisemitism?
Center for American Progress, group tied to Obama, under fire from Israel advocates

Shocka!

184 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:29:13am

re: #183 NJDhockeyfan

Shocka!

There was another story a few months ago about some consultant who previously worked for AIPAC and took a job with a liberal think tank (I think it might have been CAP. He was a self described progressive liberal but the lefties were outraged by his hiring because he was and “israel-firster” with dual loyalties.

185 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:35:47am

re: #184 Killgore Trout

There was another story a few months ago about some consultant who previously worked for AIPAC and took a job with a liberal think tank (I think it might have been CAP. He was a self described progressive liberal but the lefties were outraged by his hiring because he was and “israel-firster” with dual loyalties.

There was a recent story about a week and a half ago about an editor-in-chief at ThinkProgress sending anti-Semitic emails.

186 blueraven  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:39:11am

re: #185 NJDhockeyfan

There was a recent story about a week and a half ago about an editor-in-chief at ThinkProgress sending anti-Semitic emails.

link?

187 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:40:43am

re: #118 thedopefishlives

TPM: Iowa GOP finds Rick Santorum won by 34 votes, declares a “split decision”

Is this some sort of new math? How does someone win a split decision in a state caucus? WTF.

188 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:40:50am

re: #186 blueraven

link?

E-mail reveals anti-Semitism at US think tank

A senior employee of the US think tank Center for American Progress (CAP) appears to have admitted in an e-mail sent from his CAP account that a blogger for the policy organization used anti-Semitic language to attack supporters of the Jewish state.

CAP advises the Democratic Party on Middle East policy and is an important source of ideas for the Obama administration.

189 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:44:14am

We’re not rid of Goodhair just yet, BTW:

Newt Asks Perry To Lead Tenth Amendment Enforcement Project

190 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:44:14am

re: #188 NJDhockeyfan

E-mail reveals anti-Semitism at US think tank

“Israel-firster” is anti-Semitic?

ummm. ok.

191 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:49:21am

re: #190 kirkspencer

“Israel-firster” is anti-Semitic?

ummm. ok.

Yep. Don’t you know? EVERY Lefty in the whole wide world is a raving anti-Semite. KT decided that, so it must be true!!!11ty!

192 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:50:14am

re: #188 NJDhockeyfan

E-mail reveals anti-Semitism at US think tank

Interesting, I thought it might be a story about the same guy as my link. It’s pretty clear they have problem.

193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:50:27am

Came up with fantastic nickname for the captain of that ship.

With apologies to Stephen King? We should call him “Captain Tripps”!

194 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:51:06am

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Came up with fantastic nickname for the captain of that ship.

With apologies to Stephen King? We should call him “Captain Tripps”!

I prefer Chicken of the Sea.

195 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:53:20am

re: #194 rwdflynavy

OOOoooh!

Spoken like a Navy guy.

196 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:53:22am

Morning Honcos.

197 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:53:27am

Another unhatched registrant visits:

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198 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:53:51am

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Came up with fantastic nickname for the captain of that ship.

With apologies to Stephen King? We should call him “Captain Tripps”!

His excuse was just pathetic.

I wasn’t having sex with your wife, she tripped!
Honest!
/

199 blueraven  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:55:02am

re: #191 wlewisiii

Yep. Don’t you know? EVERY Lefty in the whole wide world is a raving anti-Semite. KT decided that, so it must be true!!!11ty!

Is it so surprising that left leaning Americans are somewhat disapproving of a right wing Israeli government?

I wouldn’t use the term “Israeli firsters” and I dont like it. But I think ascribing antisemitism to everyone who has issues with the policy of Netanyahu is a mistake.

200 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:56:08am

Netanyahu is a verifiable wingnut.
He supports Glenn Beck FFS.

201 blueraven  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:57:31am

re: #200 Varek Raith

Netanyahu is a verifiable wingnut.
He supports Glenn Beck FFS.

And reportedly he is speaking at an Anti-Obama rally later this year.

202 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:58:02am

re: #172 Jerk

Regarding my statement, I saw that it wasn’t talked about yet.

Rick Perry to end presidential candidacy, expected to endorse Newt Gingrich

He’s in such a weak position that everyone has been suggesting it.

Scary thought. A Gingrich/Perry ticket. Almost enough to make me not feel sick to my stomach when I think about Romney as the nominee.

203 The War TARDIS  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:58:35am

re: #201 blueraven

And yet, KT thinks we shouldn’t say a word about him or Avigdor Lieberman.

204 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:59:02am

MINNEAPOLIS — A traveler from Valrico concealed a camera inside a book and surreptitiously recorded men at an airport urinal, authorities said Wednesday.

It occurred in the same restroom where former U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, was arrested in 2007 and accused of soliciting sex from an undercover police officer, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported.
tampabay.com
Heh.

205 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:59:06am

re: #198 Varek Raith

We’ve got a meme/ hashtag in the works - #tripping!

So, you were into an open marriage Newt? A: She’s #tripping that I’d #tripping my way into that!

Gov. Perry, so you thought you had a chance to win the nomination? A: I was #tripping; of course I had a chance. It wasn’t a big chance. Infinitesimal really, but it was a chance. /and yeah, I realize that infinitesimal is probably not in Perry’s vocabulary.

Socons are #tripping if they think they’ll win the GOP nomination, let alone with WH in 2012.

206 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:59:12am
207 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:59:47am

Damn that was fast.

208 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:59:57am

I think i’ll find other things to do.

209 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:00:21am

Is the Term ‘Israel-Firster’ Antisemitic?

There’s been a controversy raging over the past month or so that I’ve avoided writing about mainly because it has a Groundhog Day quality to it. It began with this very interesting Ben Smith piece, but lately it has become tiresome. Apparently, it is not tiresome to other pepole, because it just keeps going. The seemingly most urgent question to emerge from this controversy is whether or not the term “Israel-firster” is antisemitic. The term is used by Media Matters, the left-wing advocacy group, to describe American Jews with whom it disagrees on American Middle East policy, and it was also used by staffers of the Center for American Progress, the important liberal think tank, to describe same. CAP has disavowed the language, and apologized on behalf of the staffer who used the term; Media Matters doesn’t seem to care.

So, is “Israel-firster” antisemitic? Its origins are certainly antisemitic, and the idea that Jews are incapable of being loyal to the country of their citizenship and are only loyal to world Jewry, or the Jewish state, is an age-old antisemitic trope. This doesn’t mean that those who use it are antisemitic.

[…]

RTWT.

210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:00:26am

re: #197 wrenchwench

I’m feelin’ blue
Just thinkin’ of you
I get out of bed
Wish I was dead
And I hope you do, too
So I have given up
I’ve thrown in the towel
I’ve taken all the pills
The law will allow
And so I’m feelin’ blue…
On second thoughts,
I guess I’m just…
screwed…
-Naked Gun 2 1/2

211 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:00:35am

re: #208 Killgore Trout

I think i’ll find other things to do.

Yes, you should.
It’s fucking stupid of you to call anyone here what you just did.

212 The War TARDIS  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:01:12am

re: #211 Varek Raith

Thank you for saying that.

213 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:01:43am

re: #205 lawhawk

You’re straight #trippin’, Boo!

214 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:02:20am

re: #200 Varek Raith

Netanyahu is a verifiable wingnut.
He supports Glenn Beck FFS.

But pointing that out makes you an anti-Semite, apparently.

215 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:02:52am

re: #190 kirkspencer

“Israel-firster” is anti-Semitic?

ummm. ok.

I’d say that it’s borderline anti-Semitic.

Characterizing “the left” as in any way significantly anti-Semitic, IMO, is ludicrous. Been a leftist all my life, raised in a lefty community, active in lefty politics. Can’t think of every hearing an anti-Jewish statement, although I’ve heard much criticism of the Israeli right. And I’d remember, because I’m Jewish.

Next, Killgore will link to articles proving that “the left” supports rapes and stabbings.

Same old, same old.

216 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:03:10am

Hands, Feet Found Near Severed Head in Hollywood Hills

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (KTLA) — Investigators searching a hiking area near the Hollywood Sign have discovered a pair of hands and two feet not far from where a severed human head was found.

Investigators have been combing Bronson Canyon Park inch-by-inch since the initial discovery by two dog walkers on Tuesday near the 3200 block of Canyon Drive.

One of the dog walkers told reporters that two of the dogs started playing with an object they found in a plastic bag.

They took a closer look and realized the object was a human head.

Authorities hoped to wrap up their search on Thursday. They had about seven acres of the park to cover.

On Wednesday, investigators using cadaver dogs recovered two hands and two feet.

Yikes!

217 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:04:05am

re: #209 wrenchwench

Is the Term ‘Israel-Firster’ Antisemitic?

RTWT.

It’s not anti-Semitic but it’s not accurate either. You can be pro-Israel without putting Israel ahead of the U.S., Canada, U.K. or whatever country you happen to be a citizen of, unless it’s Israel, of course. Being pro-Israel does not automatically mean that you put everything else second. That is what “Israel-firster” implies.

218 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:05:47am

It also used to be that “Israel-firster” was a favorite epithet of the paleocons (like Puke Cannon).

219 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:06:51am

re: #214 Lidane

But pointing that out makes you an anti-Semite, apparently.

I don’t get. I really don’t.
If you have crazy beliefs/think Glenn Beck is ok/going to attend an anti-Obama rally with some really nasty sponsors, your country of origin should not shield you from valid criticism.

220 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:08:46am

re: #209 wrenchwench

Is the Term ‘Israel-Firster’ Antisemitic?

RTWT.

Thank you. Now that I know I’ll refrain from the term.

Actually I never used it. But it has always bothered me when people are so rabidly supportive of ‘their team’ that it can do no wrong in their minds, EVER. I’ve used America-firsters and so thought the x-firster term carried the same connotation.

Guess I’ll have to come up with a different term, one that means what I want it to mean. Be overjoyed if someone can make a good suggestion.

221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:10:37am

re: #210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m feelin’ blue
Just thinkin’ of you
I get out of bed
Wish I was dead
And I hope you do, too
So I have given up
I’ve thrown in the towel
I’ve taken all the pills
The law will allow
And so I’m feelin’ blue…
I guess I’m just…
screwed…

Youtube Video
-Naked Gun 2 1/2

222 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:12:32am

re: #220 kirkspencer

Thank you. Now that I know I’ll refrain from the term.

Actually I never used it. But it has always bothered me when people are so rabidly supportive of ‘their team’ that it can do no wrong in their minds, EVER. I’ve used America-firsters and so thought the x-firster term carried the same connotation.

Guess I’ll have to come up with a different term, one that means what I want it to mean. Be overjoyed if someone can make a good suggestion.

Safest thing is to avoid putting people in a category. Deal with the particular issue with the particular person, and say what your difference with their opinion is. Categories can be handy and easy, and wrong.

223 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:13:06am

re: #220 kirkspencer

Guess I’ll have to come up with a different term, one that means what I want it to mean. Be overjoyed if someone can make a good suggestion.


Sane??

/(kinda)

224 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:13:26am

re: #222 wrenchwench

Safest thing is to avoid putting people in a category. Deal with the particular issue with the particular person, and say what your difference with their opinion is. Categories can be handy and easy, and wrong.

So instead of saying Palin is a RWNJ, I should spend a few paragraphs…?

225 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:13:35am

Sigh, now I’m mad.
I like our allies around the world.
Any disagreements I may have with their leadership are constructive and not based on hate.
Sigh.

226 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:16:20am

re: #224 kirkspencer

So instead of saying Palin is a RWNJ, I should spend a few paragraphs…?

If you’re concerned about offending her supporters, yes. Otherwise, don’t bother. (I said they can be wrong, not that they always are.)

227 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:16:35am

Ouch.

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was so seriously injured in Saturday’s playoff loss to the New England Patriots that he probably wouldn’t have been able to play in this weekend’s conference final had the Broncos won, according to news reports.

Tebow suffered torn cartilage where his first rib attaches to his sternum, a bruised lung and fluid buildup in the pleural cavity, the space between the lungs and the membrane that surrounds them, ESPN first reported, citing an NFL source.

228 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:18:55am

re: #227 Varek Raith

That must be why his passes were an abomination unto the Lord.

229 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:19:39am

re: #227 Varek Raith

Ouch.

He denied the sanctity of The Brady and therefore must be punished.
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230 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:21:37am

re: #228 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That must be why his passes were an abomination to the Lord.

If it were me with those injuries…
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” would be my response.

231 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:22:00am

re: #223 sattv4u2


Guess I’ll have to come up with a different term, one that means what I want it to mean. Be overjoyed if someone can make a good suggestion.

Sane??

/(kinda)

No, because that has connotations with which I disagree. My team right or wrong, especially when you’re allegedly part of two different teams, is at heart worse than just “I was following orders.” It’s “I was just following my team’s leaders’ suggestions.” And if your team gets a rotten apple in a leadership position, it destroys your credibility.

I have some specific things Israel’s current government supports that I abhor. The fact that the Likud is pushing to go beyond current limits on those things (specific example: settlements. specific example: denial of citizenship to non-jews even if born in area and married to jews.) is to me unacceptable. They are part of the portion of the Likud who say that Arabs are animals who should be given no rights beyond the right to be exterminated.

In other words, it’s a position wholly in line with Geller and Spencer, held as part of the official government position of the state of Israel.

A person who sets Israel as the always-first priority is supporting these positions. I think they’re wrong.

232 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:22:35am

re: #230 Varek Raith

If it were me with those injuries…
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” would be my response.

The wussiest person in the NFL? Fifty times tougher than me.

233 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:22:44am

re: #230 Varek Raith

If it were me with those injuries…
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” would be my response.

Followed by the stadium taking a Superlaser shot?

Vengeance thy name is Sith.

234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:24:04am

re: #231 kirkspencer

I’d still like it if they’d put the opposing sides in a room with SFZ and Curious Lurker and let them arbitrate.

235 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:24:18am

re: #232 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The wussiest person in the NFL? Fifty times tougher than me.

“Call 911”

“You’re fine you baby”

“Shut up and call 911. I need a medivac chopper.”

236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:24:56am

re: #229 oaktree

He denied the sanctity of The Brady and therefore must be punished.
///

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin…

237 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:25:41am

re: #235 Varek Raith

“Call 911”

“You’re fine you baby”

“Shut up and call 911. I need a medivac chopper.”

If you were a corporation a statement like that would attract Mitt Romney and his magic company chipper.
/

238 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:26:10am

re: #232 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The wussiest person in the NFL? Fifty times tougher than me.

And that includes the ball boys, the ticket takers, and the little old lady that monitors the womens bathroom!

239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:26:40am

re: #235 Varek Raith

Me.

240 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:26:47am

re: #238 sattv4u2

And that includes the ball boys, the ticket takers, and the little old lady that monitors the womens bathroom!

The Dallas Cowboys???

241 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:27:10am

re: #240 Varek Raith

The Dallas Cowboysgirls???

242 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:27:27am

re: #239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Me.

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You don’t have permission to access /Blister.gif on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

243 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:27:38am

re: #240 Varek Raith

The Dallas Cowboys???

Shuddap!

244 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:27:54am

re: #242 sattv4u2

Forbidden

Poop. Works here.

CURSE YOU SOPA!

245 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:28:52am

re: #243 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Shuddap!

My parents are Redskins fans.
I was born to hate on Dallas.

246 sattv4u2  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:28:57am

re: #244 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Poop.

Be sure to flush and lift the seat when you’re done

247 Bear  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:29:46am

OT
Another Wrong Way Corrigan? adn.com

248 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:30:08am

re: #245 Varek Raith

My parents are Redskins fans.
I was born to hate on Dallas.

So that makes you a Dolphins fan?

249 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:30:24am

re: #248 Cannadian Club Akbar

So that makes you a Dolphins fan?

Rebellion.

250 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:30:26am

re: #231 kirkspencer

No, because that has connotations with which I disagree. My team right or wrong, especially when you’re allegedly part of two different teams, is at heart worse than just “I was following orders.” It’s “I was just following my team’s leaders’ suggestions.” And if your team gets a rotten apple in a leadership position, it destroys your credibility.

I have some specific things Israel’s current government supports that I abhor. The fact that the Likud is pushing to go beyond current limits on those things (specific example: settlements. specific example: denial of citizenship to non-jews even if born in area and married to jews.) is to me unacceptable. They are part of the portion of the Likud who say that Arabs are animals who should be given no rights beyond the right to be exterminated.

In other words, it’s a position wholly in line with Geller and Spencer, held as part of the official government position of the state of Israel.

A person who sets Israel as the always-first priority is supporting these positions. I think they’re wrong.

I don’t think that everyone who supports Israel is a cheerleader for each and every policy of the ruling government.

Whatever you may think of the recent Supreme Court ruling regarding Israeli citizenship, can you at least agree that each country has the right to determine its own requirements for citizenship? If a Japanese citizen marries a foreign national who is also an Occidental, does that person receive automatic Japanese citizenship? Do you even know, or care, what the requirements are for receiving Japanese citizenship? If Japan deny citizenship to Occidentals or Koreans who marry Japanese, would you get all worked up about it?

251 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:30:50am
252 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:31:37am

re: #251 Varek Raith

Santorum Didn’t Win Iowa By 34 Votes — He Won By 69

Lol.

Someone get Dan Savage on the phone. He’ll love that.

253 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:32:37am

re: #245 Varek Raith

My parents are Redskins fans.
I was born to hate on Dallas.

My FIL was a huge Redskins fan. Dressed his two daughters in boys RS apparel (they didn’t have the cute girl stuff back then). Consequence: My wife is a big time Dallas fan.

254 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:33:49am

re: #253 rwdflynavy

My FIL was a huge Redskins fan. Dressed his two daughters in boys RS apparel (they didn’t have the cute girl stuff back then). Consequence: My wife is a big time Dallas fan.

Your wife is obviously as intelligent as she is lovely.

255 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:33:57am

I think I found my new backpack.
sportsauthority.com

256 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:34:11am

re: #240 Varek Raith

The Dallas Cowboys???

They prefer to be known as The Dallas Cowpersons.

257 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:34:48am

re: #231 kirkspencer

No, because that has connotations with which I disagree. My team right or wrong, especially when you’re allegedly part of two different teams, is at heart worse than just “I was following orders.” It’s “I was just following my team’s leaders’ suggestions.” And if your team gets a rotten apple in a leadership position, it destroys your credibility.

I have some specific things Israel’s current government supports that I abhor. The fact that the Likud is pushing to go beyond current limits on those things (specific example: settlements. specific example: denial of citizenship to non-jews even if born in area and married to jews.) is to me unacceptable. They are part of the portion of the Likud who say that Arabs are animals who should be given no rights beyond the right to be exterminated.

In other words, it’s a position wholly in line with Geller and Spencer, held as part of the official government position of the state of Israel.

A person who sets Israel as the always-first priority is supporting these positions. I think they’re wrong.

I believe that I support many of the same positions you do judging from what you said in this post. But that does not mean that you can’t make Israel a priority. The state of Israel to me is a priority. It’s current government, the electoral system that props up right wing coalitions, the ultra orthodox influence are all things that make me ill to my stomach. My making Israel a priority in no way shows my support for those things any more than your support for the United States meaning that you support Bush, Gingrich or Palin. You are free to believe they are wrong. But my guess is even with them as your President you would make the United States your priority.

258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:34:48am

re: #239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Me.

Really? That didn’t work for anybody? One of my favorite “Far Side” cartoons.

259 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:35:08am

re: #256 negativ

They prefer to be known as The Dallas Cowpersons.

The are known as central America’s Team.
///

260 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:35:27am

re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Really? That didn’t work for anybody? One of my favorite “Far Side” cartoons.

Is it the guy rowing on a viking ship?
Lol.

261 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:36:02am

re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Really? That didn’t work for anybody? One of my favorite “Far Side” cartoons.

You are now in violation of SOPA/PIPA. Please report to your local Commisar at the nearest train station with a heavy coat and a shovel.

262 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:36:07am

re: #244 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Poop.

Poop? There’s an App for that.

263 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:36:56am

@AngryBlackLady
Say what you will about the intelligence of dogs, but you never see them walking around with a bag of human poop in their paw.

264 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:37:04am

re: #228 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That must be why his passes were an abomination unto the Lord.

Only his second half passes.

His other passes in that game, and for the whole season, were an abomination because the dude can’t pass.

What’s interesting about that is that you’d think that such a talented athlete, with professional coaches, would be able to refine his technique. Just goes to show how specific certain athletic skills set are.

265 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:37:53am

re: #264 Talking Point Detective

He should be a tight end.

266 Bear  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:38:33am

re: #263 jaunte

Good One.

267 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:39:07am

re: #260 Varek Raith

Is it the guy rowing on a viking ship?
Lol.

“Yoo-hoo! Oh, yoo-hoo! I think I’m getting a blister!”

That is me.

268 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:39:35am

re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

henrymakow.com

269 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:39:39am

I haz a sad. Kodak is chapter 11. Not at all unexpected but damn.

270 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:40:39am

re: #263 jaunte

@AngryBlackLady
Say what you will about the intelligence of dogs, but you never see them walking around with a bag of human poop in their paw.

Often when I am picking up after my dog, I have one of those “How would an alien visiting the planet interpret this right now” moments.

271 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:43:10am

I hope I don’t miss this one.

Russell Brand to interview Ringo Starr for Sirius XM Radio

NEW YORK — British actor-comedian Russell Brand will interview former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr for Sirius XM Radio.

“Town Hall With Ringo Starr” will air live from Los Angeles on Jan. 30.

Music producer Don Was will moderate the Q&A, and Starr will perform at the event.

A day later, Starr will release his 17th solo album, “Ringo 2012.”

272 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:43:25am

re: #250 Alouette

I don’t think that everyone who supports Israel is a cheerleader for each and every policy of the ruling government.

Whatever you may think of the recent Supreme Court ruling regarding Israeli citizenship, can you at least agree that each country has the right to determine its own requirements for citizenship? If a Japanese citizen marries a foreign national who is also an Occidental, does that person receive automatic Japanese citizenship? Do you even know, or care, what the requirements are for receiving Japanese citizenship? If Japanese deny citizenship to Occidentals or Koreans who marry Japanese, would you get all worked up about it?

If a foreigner marries a Japanese citizen, that foreigner has two years to declare which of two citizenships he/she shall have. Japan does not allow dual citizenship in general, but solely due to being born of parents having different citizenships (and then only to the age of 20) or as a transition in cases such as marriage or other integration.

Note that this is a somewhat different situation from the one that gets me in regard to Israel. Not allowing Arabs born outside Israel to have citizenship on marriage might be defensible. Not allowing Arabs born in the areas Israel controls to have citizenship even if they marry Israelis is slightly different.

Would I get all worked up about the Japanese? Frankly, it depends. One reason I get all worked up about Israel is the huge proportion of our strategy that is engaged in maintaining that nation’s existence.

273 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:43:47am

re: #270 Talking Point Detective

I’m working on a dog food project right now for a brand that sells huge tonnage; can’t help thinking of it as a precursor material for that which will have to be picked up a second time by the buyers.

274 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:45:03am

re: #269 Rightwingconspirator

I haz a sad. Kodak is chapter 11. Not at all unexpected but damn.

The recording industry should take a lesson. Kodak failed to adapt to changing technology. They had name recognition, and could have used that to take advantage of great new technology.

(I actually have a problem that various small crafts and science projects call for film canisters to be used, and we don’t have any anymore.)

275 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:46:10am

re: #274 EmmmieG

The recording industry should take a lesson. Kodak failed to adapt to changing technology. They had name recognition, and could have used that to take advantage of great new technology.

(I actually have a problem that various small crafts and science projects call for film canisters to be used, and we don’t have any anymore.)

I am pretty sure you could buy some on ebay.

276 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:46:14am

re: #269 Rightwingconspirator

I haz a sad. Kodak is chapter 11. Not at all unexpected but damn.

Better that than crapping out and liquidating under Ch. 7. It’s a reorganization, and they hope to try and monetize their huge patent portfolio.

Many of the problems at Kodak stem from mistakes made in the 1980s and 1990s to ignore digital photography, even if they’re the ones who invented the tech. By the time they realized they were on the wrong side of technology, it was too late to break into the camera business.

277 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:46:29am
278 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:47:47am

re: #277 jaunte

Does Iran have a coast guard?

U.S. Navy conducts third rescue of distressed Iranian mariners

Does their coast guard operate that far out from the coast? And since the US is in “operations” in that area, are they trying to minimize opportunities for mistakes by maintaining separation?

Dunno, but points worth considering I think.

279 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:49:49am

The National Enquirer has a scoop on Jesse Jackson:

JESSE JACKSON IS A DEADBEAT DAD!

The mother of JESSE JACKSON’s love child is blasting him as a deadbeat dad for falling behind on child sup­port payments!

In official documents filed with the Los Angeles Superior Court and obtained by The ENQUIRER, Karin Stanford claims the 70-year-old famed civil rights leader owes $11,694.50 for their daughter Ashley, now 12.

Stanford was a top aide with Jackson’s Rainbow PUSHCoalition, and The ENQUIRER ex­posed their long-term extramarital affair in a bombshell world exclu­sive in January 2001.

280 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:50:09am

re: #278 kirkspencer

True, I missed the ‘central Arabian sea’ location.

281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:50:37am

re: #278 kirkspencer

That is a very kind “benefit of the doubt”. I’ll go with that.

You gotta admit, sounds like a pretty inept Navy.

282 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:50:46am

re: #276 lawhawk

this slow motion crash is just torture for those of us who grew up with Kodak products.

283 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:52:07am

re: #274 EmmmieG

The recording industry should take a lesson. Kodak failed to adapt to changing technology. They had name recognition, and could have used that to take advantage of great new technology.

(I actually have a problem that various small crafts and science projects call for film canisters to be used, and we don’t have any anymore.)

The funny thing is that it’s gotten to the point that I can interpret from my dog’s body language whether she’s going to shit or piss well before the onset of the event. I know her favored spots for which activity.

I know that inside she’s laughing at how easy it was to train her human-slave/food producer.

284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:52:49am

re: #283 Talking Point Detective

I’m just guessing here.

You responded to the wrong post.

285 Bear  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:54:09am

re: #278 kirkspencer

Guess I best get my tin foil hat on. Had the thought that it would be a good way to get intelligent agents aboard to spy out something.

286 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:54:12am

re: #282 Rightwingconspirator

this slow motion crash is just torture for those of us who grew up with Kodak products.

Paul Simon is inconsolable.

Youtube Video

287 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:55:34am

re: #272 kirkspencer

If a foreigner marries a Japanese citizen, that foreigner has two years to declare which of two citizenships he/she shall have. Japan does not allow dual citizenship in general, but solely due to being born of parents having different citizenships (and then only to the age of 20) or as a transition in cases such as marriage or other integration.

Note that this is a somewhat different situation from the one that gets me in regard to Israel. Not allowing Arabs born outside Israel to have citizenship on marriage might be defensible. Not allowing Arabs born in the areas Israel controls to have citizenship even if they marry Israelis is slightly different.

Would I get all worked up about the Japanese? Frankly, it depends. One reason I get all worked up about Israel is the huge proportion of our strategy that is engaged in maintaining that nation’s existence.

While I do not support all the Israeli government’s immigration and citizenship policies, one might argue that your strategy that is engaged in maintaining Israel’s existence is in fact tied to the very issue you raise as problematic. Israel faces an existential demographic problem. It cannot claim the territories as its own or Jews would automatically be be a minority in Israel proper. Likewise it is concerned about a demographic shift if Arabs from the territories marry Israeli arabs as that will cause an “unnatural” population growth of Arabs inside of Israel. That is a very tough issue. Israel is a Jewish state and it will always seek to protect a Jewish majority. No Jewish majority means no Israel.

288 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:55:45am

Sarah Posner:

GOP, Gingrich, Perry Team Up to Put Satirists Out of Work

Perry, in endorsing Gingrich, issued the hollow preemptive strike of redemption:

I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform our country.

We have had our differences, which campaigns inevitably bring out. And Newt is not perfect, but who among us is?

The fact is, there is forgiveness for those who seek God and I believe in the power of redemption, for it is a central tenet of my own Christian faith.

We’ve seen the religious right forgive infidelity. The only thing it won’t forgive is being gay. (Ask Ted Haggard.) Open marriage is a new one.

289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:56:49am

re: #282 Rightwingconspirator

this slow motion crash is just torture for those of us who grew up with Kodak products.

But think… what was the last product that you purchased that had a Kodak label on it?

290 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:57:33am

re: #289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But think… what was the last product that you purchased that had a Kodak label on it?

Photographic paper for the computer, but not always.

They should have moved into software. People trust the Kodak name when it comes to photography.

291 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:58:17am

re: #288 jaunte

Sarah Posner:

GOP, Gingrich, Perry Team Up to Put Satirists Out of Work


We’ve seen the religious right forgive infidelity. The only thing it won’t forgive is being gay. (Ask Ted Haggard.) Open marriage is a new one.

Remember, Newt only favors open marriage because he is so dedicated to America! He loves his country so much, he needs to sleep with as many attractive American women as possible.

292 blueraven  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:01:48am

re: #276 lawhawk

Better that than crapping out and liquidating under Ch. 7. It’s a reorganization, and they hope to try and monetize their huge patent portfolio.

Many of the problems at Kodak stem from mistakes made in the 1980s and 1990s to ignore digital photography, even if they’re the ones who invented the tech. By the time they realized they were on the wrong side of technology, it was too late to break into the camera business.

All true, but nevertheless, it was a quintessential American success story of a company that in its heyday, was a testament to capitalism at its best.
A lot of people made money there…plus Kodachrome!
Sad to see it go.

293 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:03:48am

re: #272 kirkspencer

Would I get all worked up about the Japanese? Frankly, it depends. One reason I get all worked up about Israel is the huge proportion of our strategy that is engaged in maintaining that nation’s existence.

Thanks for clarifying that.

294 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:03:55am

re: #278 kirkspencer

The Iranian Coast Guard and Navy (which is quite small in size, though they’ve been trying to develop a home-grown destroyer/frigate class that would be their largest surface ships) both operate nearly exclusively within the Persian Gulf where this particular rescue operation was conducted. They are far less likely to operate outside the Persian Gulf - such as when the US Navy rescued Iranian ships/crews in the Gulf of Oman and Arabian Sea. The Iranian capabilities are largely as a littoral navy - close-in to shore, rather than blue water operations.

295 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:07:46am

re: #289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It’s been years since I bought Kodak film (5+ years) since I got my first digital camera (a Rebel xTi) after having a Rebel 2000 film camera. Used Kodak film initially but shifted to Fujifilm because I liked the color range given when processing on Kodak paper.

296 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:10:38am

re: #289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

35mm color film. Just last summer. For my old Nikon SLR. It would be fine with me if they made the best sensors that wound up in whoever camera design. Or seriously somebody needs to make full frame sensors for medium format. Kodak could have until they sold the sensor div.

297 abolitionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:11:11am

re: #289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But think… what was the last product that you purchased that had a Kodak label on it?

A used Brownie, in ‘73.

298 Talking Point Detective  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:12:59am

re: #284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m just guessing here.

You responded to the wrong post.

How’d you guess?

299 kirkspencer  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:28:27am

re: #287 Petero1818

While I do not support all the Israeli government’s immigration and citizenship policies, one might argue that your strategy that is engaged in maintaining Israel’s existence is in fact tied to the very issue you raise as problematic. Israel faces an existential demographic problem. It cannot claim the territories as its own or Jews would automatically be be a minority in Israel proper. Likewise it is concerned about a demographic shift if Arabs from the territories marry Israeli arabs as that will cause an “unnatural” population growth of Arabs inside of Israel. That is a very tough issue. Israel is a Jewish state and it will always seek to protect a Jewish majority. No Jewish majority means no Israel.

Only if it is necessary that Israel be a Jewish State. In which case it is not a democracy; it becomes a nation bound solely by race and arguably solely by religion. In the latter case, it is a theocracy. But it claims to be a democracy.

We tolerate and support with reservations other nations which have such restrictions, but only as they help us counter enemies or control assets. Israel is rapidly reaching a decision point as to whether they’re a nation we support due to parallel principles or because it’s one of those with contrary principles but we need its assets.

Given the other nations in the region with which we must deal, Israel remains a better choice. But the more it looks like another version of the rest the less this becomes true.


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