Video: Rick Santorum’s Astoundingly Anti-Science Rant

Santorum claims the GOP isn’t anti-science, right in the middle of a vitriolic anti-science tirade
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I commented yesterday that it was almost unbelievable how crazy the right wing rhetoric is getting, and here’s yet another example from reactionary candidate Rick Santorum, speaking in Oklahoma and telling the crowd that the science of global warming is a myth, now totally disproven and rotting in the dustbin of history, and the left uses science to make people feel guilty in order to control them. And fracking is perfectly safe.

No joke: Santorum Takes on ‘Environmental Terror’.

Santorum’s disdain for environmentalists was palpable and largely shared by the crowd of nearly 1,500 people here at the Meridian Convention Center. Perhaps sensing he was preaching to the choir, Santorum expounded upon his position that manmade global warming is a myth and a plot by the left to take freedoms away from the American people.

“This was a politicization of science,” Santorum said, of the science behind global warming. “You hear all the time, the left – ‘Oh, the conservatives are the anti-science party.’ No we’re not. We’re the truth party. The absurdity and the politicization and the manipulation of data, why? Because the left is always looking for a way to control you. They’re always trying to make you feel guilty so you’ll give them power so they can lord it over you.”

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374 comments
1 Altermite  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:41:05pm

I sometimes wish you could get a vote for each issue, because I want to vote against these fuckers on pretty much everything these days.

2 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:42:11pm

oh good lord MSNBC is interviewing Kirk Cameron and he's talking about his delusional trip to "talk with the founding fathers". He's already gone back to the "puritan roots".

3 jamesfirecat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:42:35pm

////As opposed to the Right which never tries to make anyone feel guilty you class warfare practicing homosexual animal f***ing deviant!

4 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:42:58pm
They’re always trying to make you feel guilty so you’ll give them power so they can lord it over you.”

I'm glad conservatives don't want to do that. /

#norightoprivacy

5 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:44:53pm

A flat-earther accusing scientists of claiming that the Earth is a globe.
A Holocaust denier accusing historians of falsifying history.
A 9/11 truther accusing people of being sheeple.
Rick Sa----m accusing others of being anti-science.

6 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:47:35pm

A rant complete with baby sounds.

7 RadicalModerate  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:47:50pm
“This was a politicization of science,” Santorum said, of the science behind global warming. “You hear all the time, the left – ‘Oh, the conservatives are the anti-science party.’ No we’re not. We’re the truth party. The absurdity and the politicization and the manipulation of data, why?

I can refute this outright lie by Santorum by asking him one simple question:

"What is the age of planet Earth?"

8 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:51:22pm
Perhaps sensing he was preaching to the choir

Do they ever speak before audiences who aren't the choir?

9 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:51:28pm

re: #7 RadicalModerate

I can refute this outright lie by Santorum by asking him one simple question:

"What is the age of planet Earth?"

Follow up question. Where's the birth certificate?

10 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 12:52:02pm

Frank says:
They're serving burgers in the back!

I'm off to get a snack.

Rick's just doing the standard "project what we do on the opposition so that we can invoke the MBF" ploy. Boring. That it plays at all is a scathing indictment of education in America. Installation of BS detector should become an important part of elementary school education.

11 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:00:08pm

He's just as stupid economically

Clueless Rick Santorum Thinks Gas Prices Caused The Financial Crisis

On the campaign trail in Colorado this week, however, Santorum offered an even further out there explanation for the crisis. According to the Colorado Independent, Santorum told one crowd that gasoline and oil prices rose so sharply in the build-up to the collapse that they caused Americans to default on their mortgages in droves, thereby triggering the housing crisis that is still acting as a drag on the nation’s economy:

Stressing the importance for the country to provide cheap energy to its citizens, Santorum blamed the recession not on sub-prime mortgages or the derivatives market but on spiking fuel prices.

“We went into a recession in 2008. People forget why. They thought it was a housing bubble. The housing bubble was caused because of a dramatic spike in energy prices that caused the housing bubble to burst,” Santorum told the audience. “People had to pay so much money to air condition and heat their homes or pay for gasoline that they couldn’t pay their mortgage.”

12 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:01:06pm

re: #10 Dept of the Current Danger

Frank says:
They're serving burgers in the back!

I'm off to get a snack.

Rick's just doing the standard "project what we do on the opposition so that we can invoke the MBF" ploy. Boring. That it plays at all is a scathing indictment of education in America. Installation of BS detector should become an important part of elementary school education.

I get:

Frank says:

Information doesn't kill you... -- Senate Hearing on "Porn Rock", 1985 during an exchange with a Born Again Christian.

13 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:01:24pm

re: #11 Kragar

He's just as stupid economically

Clueless Rick Santorum Thinks Gas Prices Caused The Financial Crisis

That's a new one.

I thought it was all the irresponsible deadbeats cashing in on the "ownership society". /

14 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:02:59pm

Let's see, the bible has the "truth" despite being often mistranslated, often misrepresented, a couple thousands years old, and the "lie' is the stuff we can see and read all around us today. Good luck with that one in the general election Rick... Not that you'll ever get there.

15 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:03:07pm

re: #11 Kragar

He's just as stupid economically

Clueless Rick Santorum Thinks Gas Prices Caused The Financial Crisis

Scientifically and economically illiterate. Politically backwards and atavistic.

He also just won three states the other day.

Way to go, GOP.

16 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:03:55pm

re: #2 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

oh good lord MSNBC is interviewing Kirk Cameron and he's talking about his delusional trip to "talk with the founding fathers". He's already gone back to the "puritan roots".

Kirk's all about theocratic assholes.

17 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:04:19pm
18 Robert O.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:06:20pm

I still do wonder about Santorum's staying power. He has had two escapes because (a) the GOP elite have largely ignored him, (b) the media has ignored him. He got lucky in Iowa because he was the last "base" candidate still standing after Romney and Paul have pummeled Gingrich. In this election year, with all the candidates being so pathetic, to be ignored has transpired to be a blessing.

I expect the Romney machine will soon be burying him under a gigantic pile of cash. Santorum can also expect to come under serious media scrutiny, which did do a good job exposing Perry and Cain.

19 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:07:23pm

Dow ended up 6.66. Coincidence? I Report, You Decide.

20 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:10:50pm

re: #17 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Louie Gohmert shows concern for the sex lives of caribou

*facepalmdesk*

And Louie would know all about sex. Not like those ignorant black robed tyrants in the Ninth Circuit:

Rep. Gohmert: Ninth Circuit ‘Not Smart Enough’ To Bring Egg And Sperm Together

21 SidewaysQuark  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:11:02pm

Jesus, some days I feel like we're no further along than Saudi Arabia or Iran.

Of course, we are, but that's only because idiots like Santorum have competition in this country. For now, anyway.

22 aagcobb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:12:22pm

re: #21 SidewaysQuark

Jesus, some days I feel like we're no further along than Saudi Arabia or Iran.

Of course, we are, but that's only because idiots like Santorum have competition in this country. For now, anyway.

Fortunately, Santorum will not be the GOP presidential nominee. Unfortunately, he might be the GOP VP nominee.

23 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:13:15pm

re: #20 Lidane

And Louie would know all about sex. Not like those ignorant black robed tyrants in the Ninth Circuit:

Rep. Gohmert: Ninth Circuit ‘Not Smart Enough’ To Bring Egg And Sperm Together

Because the only way a child can be conceived is when a married sperm fertilizes a married egg.

Except if God willed a rapist sperm to get there first.

24 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:14:42pm

re: #19 Decatur Deb

Dow ended up 6.66. Coincidence? I Report, You Decide.

That's what happens when gov tries to force everyone to take contraception. /

25 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:15:57pm

I'm no fan of WND but considering the source check this little excerpt out... And right on topic too.

The latest WND/Wenzel Poll shows none of the current crop of Republican presidential candidates has solidified the base of the party, with one in five GOP voters leaning toward support of Obama in November.

The results are from the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies. The poll was conducted by telephone Feb. 1-3, 2012, and has a margin of error of plus or minus 3.44 percentage points.

In every case except the match-up against Ron Paul, more than 20 percent of Republican voters said they are more likely to support Obama than the Republican challenger. And Ron Paul is close, as 19 percent of Republicans said they are more likely to support Obama than Paul.

Making the situation more bleak for opponents of Obama, independent voters are apparently quite put off with the Republican nomination fight. While polls last fall showed them leaning Republican by roughly a two-to-one margin, they are now either split evenly or favoring Obama.

“What must be particularly alarming to every Republican campaign regarding this nasty fight is that, even among those who say they think the nation is heading in the wrong direction, Obama still wins at least 20 percent support in head-to-head match-ups against the four remaining Republicans, and among those who said they were unsure about the overall direction of the nation, Obama wins by overwhelming percentages,” observes Wenzel.

26 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:16:44pm
27 aagcobb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:16:52pm

The projection in Santorum's speech is mind blowing. The Right is all about making women, gays, muslims, hispanics, union members, the unemployed, environmentalists, you name it, feel guilty so they can control them.

28 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:17:44pm

re: #12 Kragar

I get:

Frank says:

Information doesn't kill you... -- Senate Hearing on "Porn Rock", 1985 during an exchange with a Born Again Christian.

Due to the PMRC and those hearings I had a negative association with the word "Gore" all through the 2000 election. Proof at the time that ignorant grandstanding was a bipartisan thing.

Though getting that mix (Frank Zappa, John Denver, Dee Snider) testifying against the warning labels should have told you something about the subject.

29 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:18:33pm
30 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:20:34pm

re: #29 Kragar

See? Thats why she is so dangerous.

AFA: 'What Makes Ellen DeGeneres Dangerous is That She's a Nice Person'

EVIL!

Stern's 12-minute rant defending gay people is awesome. Love it.

31 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:21:25pm

Rick Santorum’s Astoundingly Anti-Science Rant

Read It Now As It Originally Appeared In Amazing Anti-Facts Magazine Of MisInformation And Fantasy In The January 1958 Issue!!!

also: astoundingly amazing free markup economists perpetual motion money machine!!!

32 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:21:37pm

And the ghost of Spiro Agnew appears, muttering about "nattering nabobs of negativism".
//

33 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:21:45pm

Now imagine all the dumbshits in the "heartland" who would vote for this guy for president

34 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:21:59pm

re: #28 Dept of the Current Danger

Due to the PMRC and those hearings I had a negative association with the word "Gore" all through the 2000 election. Proof at the time that ignorant grandstanding was a bipartisan thing.

Though getting that mix (Frank Zappa, John Denver, Dee Snider) testifying against the warning labels should have told you something about the subject.

His music can make me want to pound nails into my ears, but I gained a hell of a lot of respect for John Denver after those hearings.

35 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:23:10pm

Ah, DROxINxTHExWIND is over on the Fark thread. That's like the one dude I miss from Fark.

36 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:24:18pm

re: #33 windupbird is in the gravity well

and sadly, due to the electoral system, their votes could mean more than the votes of other states where the majority of the population lives.

37 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:24:27pm

re: #34 BongCrodny

His music can make me want to pound nails into my ears, but I gained a hell of a lot of respect for John Denver after those hearings.

Early 70s liberal folk pop. Gateway drug to getting kids to listen to Bob Dylan or Johnny Cash.
;)

38 Interesting Times  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:24:34pm

re: #33 windupbird is in the gravity well

Now imagine all the dumbshits in the "heartland" who would vote for this guy for president

Here you go :(

39 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:25:17pm

hydro-fracking

might be an appropriate curseword to use if you have smashed your pinky with a tack hammer

40 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:26:23pm

re: #39 engineer cat

hydro-fracking

might be an appropriate curseword to use if you have smashed your pinky with a tack hammer

Or sprayed in the genitalia with a fire hose.

41 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:27:17pm

What a piece of shit:

@TPM Talking Points Memo
Cal Thomas says Rachel Maddow is a good argument for contraception: [Link: t.co...]

42 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:28:47pm

re: #41 Gus

What a piece of shit:

@TPM Talking Points Memo
Cal Thomas says Rachel Maddow is a good argument for contraception: [Link: t.co...]

Cal Thomas is a good argument for killing the traditional print op-ed, so I guess it all works out. =P

43 Locker  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:28:53pm

It's hilarious that he's basing his conspiracy theory on the fact that liberals are slinging guilt. Probably can't see any other reason as his bible bumping buddies traffic in guilt as if it were uncut diamonds.

44 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:29:04pm

How Santorum & Romney’s Fake First Amendment Endangers All Protections For Workers

In this case, Santorum, Romney and Boehner all believe that conservative Catholic bishops should be able immunize themselves from a contraception regulation, but the truth is that there is no limit on these three men’s misreading of the Constitution. Indeed, as superlawyer David Boies explained on MSNBC last night, if one employer can immunize themselves from one law simply by claiming that it violates their religion, then any employer can use this tactic to immunize themselves from any law. Boies cites the minimum wage, safe working conditions, workman’s compensation, age discrimination laws & taxes as examples of laws that employers could ignore simply by claiming they object to them.

45 RadicalModerate  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:29:06pm

Just caught this video from the Washington state Legislature debate yesterday in support of passage of the state's legalization of same-sex marriage. It's an incredible speech from Maureen Walsh (R-Walla Walla), and one that I am sure that the rank and file of her party will despise her for.

46 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:30:28pm

TPM put up the wrong link though.

47 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:30:36pm

re: #44 Kragar

It's against my religion to let anyone leave my factory once they've entered it, sorry.

48 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:30:49pm

re: #39 engineer cat

hydro-fracking

might be an appropriate curseword to use if you have smashed your pinky with a tack hammer

No curse words needed; when you get right down to it it's an enema.

49 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:31:03pm

re: #42 Lidane

Cal Thomas is a good argument for killing the traditional print op-ed, so I guess it all works out. =P

He looks like freaking Dracula.

50 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:31:51pm

re: #43 Locker

It's hilarious that he's basing his conspiracy theory on the fact that liberals are slinging guilt. Probably can't see any other reason as his bible bumping buddies traffic in guilt as if it were uncut diamonds.

I seem to recall the Catholic Church pretty much institutionalizing the guilt thing.

51 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:31:51pm

re: #41 Gus

What a piece of shit:

@TPM Talking Points Memo
Cal Thomas says Rachel Maddow is a good argument for contraception: [Link: t.co...]

How Christian of him.

52 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:31:51pm

Random coolness.

Blowtorch versus insulating foam in a bare hand.

53 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:31:51pm

re: #49 Gus

He looks like freaking Dracula.

Image: thomascal.jpg

54 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:32:48pm

re: #53 Gus

Image: thomascal.jpg

I kinda always giggle when I see his name. Means 'feces' in Russian.

55 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:34:02pm

re: #52 Kragar

Random coolness.

Blowtorch versus insulating foam in a bare hand.

[Video]

Then he eats it...
Awesome.

56 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:34:57pm

re: #49 Gus

He looks like freaking Dracula.

They all do. I just looked at the CPAC video feed. What a bunch of miserable looking people. And they're supposed to be fun?

57 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:36:05pm

re: #52 Kragar

Random coolness.

Blowtorch versus insulating foam in a bare hand.

[Video]

Interesting...but stupid.

58 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:36:53pm

re: #33 windupbird is in the gravity well

Now imagine all the dumbshits in the "heartland" who would vote for this guy for president

My Stepdad would vote for him, and he's an atheist living in Bellevue, WA with a PhD in psychology. The one and only issue that concerns him is the prospect of lowering his own effective tax rate.

59 Interesting Times  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:37:33pm

re: #54 Al-Qatil min al-Akadhib

I kinda always giggle when I see his name. Means 'feces' in Russian.

re: #55 Varek Raith

Then he eats it...
Awesome.

Inadvertently appropriate post sequence win.

60 JamesWI  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:37:36pm

We don't hate science, we just hate whatever it is those scientists do.

Frothy.

61 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:38:26pm

re: #57 Decatur Deb

Interesting...but stupid.

So was strapping oneself into a little pod on the top of a rocket for the first time.

62 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:38:30pm

re: #59 Interesting Times

re: #55 Varek Raith

Inadvertently appropriate post sequence win.

What do you want. This thread has gone to Santorum.

63 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:38:58pm

@zennie62 Zennie Abraham
Cal Thomas is the best argument for Lorena Bobbit. [Link: t.co...]

:)

64 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:39:05pm

re: #56 Lidane

They all do. I just looked at the CPAC video feed. What a bunch of miserable looking people. And they're supposed to be fun?

Now now, I'm sure they're just living life to the fullest with their rentboys

65 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:39:11pm

re: #61 Kragar

So was strapping oneself into a little pod on the top of a rocket for the first time.

They wore face protection.

66 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:39:20pm

Cal Thomas is trending.

67 Ming  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:39:29pm

It bothers me that Santorum says that fracking is safe, because I've recently read some very disturbing blogs about fracking's effect on some communities. Apparently chemicals are injected deep into the ground, and it's controversial WHICH chemicals even have to be disclosed. I'm generally all in favor of increasing domestic energy, but fracking should be better-studied and better-understood before it's unleashed all over America.

69 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:39:46pm

re: #63 Gus

@zennie62 Zennie Abraham
Cal Thomas is the best argument for Lorena Bobbit. [Link: t.co...]

:)

*Cringes*

70 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:40:11pm

re: #58 goddamnedfrank

My Stepdad would vote for him, and he's an atheist living in Bellevue, WA with a PhD in psychology. The one and only issue that concerns him is the prospect of lowering his own effective tax rate.

hah, of course

71 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:40:21pm

re: #67 Ming

It bothers me that Santorum says that fracking is safe, because I've recently read some very disturbing blogs about fracking's effect on some communities. Apparently chemicals are injected deep into the ground, and it's controversial WHICH chemicals even have to be disclosed. I'm generally all in favor of increasing domestic energy, but fracking should be better-studied and better-understood before it's unleashed all over America.

It also causes earthquakes.

72 celticdragon  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:40:29pm

re: #51 Varek Raith

How Christian of him.

Cal Thomas has always had a hateful, nasty streak.

73 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:40:46pm

re: #62 Al-Qatil min al-Akadhib

What do you want. This thread has gone to Santorum.

74 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:41:19pm

re: #45 RadicalModerate

Just caught this video from the Washington state Legislature debate yesterday in support of passage of the state's legalization of same-sex marriage. It's an incredible speech from Maureen Walsh (R-Walla Walla), and one that I am sure that the rank and file of her party will despise her for.

[Video]

That was great.

(forgive me, but I hope one of her sons is named Wally.)

75 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:42:20pm

re: #64 windupbird is in the gravity well

Now now, I'm sure they're just living life to the fullest with their rentboys

I suspect CPAC is a boon to the more specialized sectors of the local sex industry. Lot of people with kinks to work out....

76 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:43:41pm

re: #75 The Ghost of a Flea

I suspect CPAC is a boon to the more specialized sectors of the local sex industry. Lot of people with kinks to work out...

CPAC will hook you up! You let them know ahead of the convention, you can have your pick of clean-cut college-frat hardbodies with conservative bonafides

77 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:44:17pm

re: #70 windupbird is in the gravity well

hah, of course

Bellevue was a giveaway, huh. Might as well have said Moneytopia.

78 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:44:21pm

re: #75 The Ghost of a Flea

I suspect CPAC is a boon to the more specialized sectors of the local sex industry. Lot of people with kinks to work out...

If they like working for minimum wage with no protection.

79 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:44:42pm

Santorum Doubles Down: ‘ObamaCare’ Is The First Step To The ‘Guillotine’

In his escalating war on President Obama’s fake war on religion, Rick Santorum warned yesterday that America is headed towards a French Revolution-style guillotining spree thanks to “President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America.” The GOP presidential hopeful reiterated the claim today in Oklahoma, suggesting that the left wants public decapitations and that the Affordable Care Act is the first step:

SANTORUM: It was a secular revolution on which we relied on the goodness of each other. This is the left’s view of where America should go. And of course where did France go? To the guillotine. To tyranny. If there are no rights that government needs to respect, then what we see with ObamaCare is just the beginning of what government will do to you.

80 lawhawk  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:45:05pm

BWHAHA.....

[Link: dcist.com...]

What do conservative women want?
Unclear, since the audience for the seminar "Conservative Dating" at the Conservative Political Action Conference at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel was, save a few female journalists, overwhelmingly male.
TheTeaParty.net, which is a lead sponsor of the annual right-wing confab, recruited "professional dating coach" Wayne Elise for the session, in which a conference room full of young, presumably unhitched conservatives sought out tips on how to achieve more fruitful and amorous social lives.
So, with so few women in the room, what, then do conservative guys want? Elise asked one person sitting up front to describe his ideal woman: perfect skin, nice eyes, about 5 feet 7 inches tall and works for Fox News. A bit too ideal?

Not at all, Elise said.

"If you cast a wide net you're not going to get the person you want," Elise said. "Be articulate in what you want. Just like in business." He struggled to gesticulate the concept of specificity, lamenting he had not brought an electronic pointer. "I should have brought a laser, damn it."

From there, they discussed where to take a date and what to expect on a first date:

"Gun club," one guy said. "You can look like you know what you're doing." (Emily Miller could not be reached for reaction.)

Elise said a shooting range sounded better for a second date.

And if a coupling goes well, some wanted to know, are conservatives allowed to sleep together after the first encounter?

"Couldn't it complicate things if your goal is to have sex by the end of the first date?" asked The Huffington Post's Sam Stein asked.

"I think it's good to be sexual earlier, but you don't want to be sleazy," Elise said. And no one raised their hands when he asked if anyone in the singles' seminar was wedded. No open marriages in this crowd, it seemed..

Kirk Cameron could not be reached for comment about sex outside marriage.

Sheesh....

81 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:45:15pm
82 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:45:21pm

re: #75 The Ghost of a Flea

I suspect CPAC is a boon to the more specialized sectors of the local sex industry. Lot of people with kinks to work out...

they are running seminars on getting a date

83 lawhawk  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:45:48pm

re: #82 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

GMTA!

84 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:46:28pm

re: #77 goddamnedfrank

Bellevue was a giveaway, huh. Might as well have say Moneytopia.

Fucking Bellevue :D I was in bellevue for Steamcon, we were adjoining Bell Square Mall, and so all us costumey weirdos were wandering through the mall, disturbing the rich ladies in their Mercedes SUVs

85 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:46:31pm

re: #79 Kragar

Wow. "Those damned degenerate socialist over there in Europe". Great foreign policy the GOP is laying out.

86 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:47:02pm

Heh:

CPAC Wants To Help You Get A Hot Conservative Date

“‘I was thinking about how sexy it would be to kiss you,’” world renowned pickup artist Wayne Elise told a group of young Rick Santorum fans. “You can say that [to a girl], it’s a cool.”

Elise, better known by his handle “Juggler” from Neil Strauss’ notorious pickup memoir The Game, was offering advice to attendees at conservative mega-conference CPAC on how to improve their dating game. Remember that old VH1 reality show The Pickup Artist with that lanky host with a Slash hat and goggles teaching people how to insult girls then hit on them when their self esteem is shattered? This is one of his top rivals, charging upwards of $5,000 for a one-day private session.

But on Thursday, young socially conservative activists got it for free. One tip, he noted, was to introduce sensuality into early conversations with girls — like the above quote — to keep from falling into the platonic zone with your target.

“Most guys fall into the category of not being sexual enough, so that girls will easily see them as friend material and the guys have a hard time getting out of that,” he said. “I think one of my ideas that connects to conservatives is that it’s OK to wait but you definitely want to show the person you’re sexual and sensual.”

87 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:47:21pm

re: #85 Red Sea Desjardini Tang

Wow. "Those damned degenerate socialist over there in Europe". Great foreign policy the GOP is laying out.

Real men don't need friends!

88 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:47:57pm

BTW, when was the last time GWB was mentioned the last few years, other than getting OBL?

89 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:48:07pm
90 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:48:57pm

re: #88 Red Sea Desjardini Tang

BTW, when was the last time GWB was mentioned the last few years, other than getting OBL?

Oh, he became a RINO as soon as he left office. Most of the RWNJ blogs want nothing to do with him.

91 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:49:26pm

re: #88 Red Sea Desjardini Tang

BTW, when was the last time GWB was mentioned the last few years, other than getting OBL?

he has been forgotten by the right, if they were to acknowledge him they'd have to acknowledge that they once stood for all the things they are now against. It would be the equivalent of dividing by 0.

92 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:50:27pm

Date 09th February, 2012
Candidate Identification No (CAN ID): 57948887
Dear Engineer Cat,
We appreciate your interest in the Very Large American Corporation and this mail is in continuation to the telephonic discussion regarding a suitable opening. Please treat this mail as confirmation for your in-person technical discussion as per below details. Please note that entire process may take 90 to 120 minutes.

yes, i really did just receive an email just like this

93 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:51:41pm

re: #89 Kragar

Scalia: The Soviet Union’s Constitution Was ‘Much Better Than Ours’

What the fuck is this happy horseshit?

WHAT

94 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:52:06pm

re: #92 engineer cat

Date 09th February, 2012
Candidate Identification No (CAN ID): 57948887
Dear Engineer Cat,
We appreciate your interest in the Very Large American Corporation and this mail is in continuation to the telephonic discussion regarding a suitable opening. Please treat this mail as confirmation for your in-person technical discussion as per below details. Please note that entire process may take 90 to 120 minutes.

yes, i really did just receive an email just like this

That's good, right? Or is is Soylent Green LLC?

95 erik_t  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:53:09pm

The man is cartoon-evil. Not the sort of normal evil that is encountered in everyday life, where one tends to hedge, or make excuses, or feel pity for what sort of terrible upbringing must have made the person evil, or wonder if there is another viewpoint that you might be missing.

Nope. Cartoon-evil.

96 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:55:05pm

re: #90 Lidane

re: #91 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

So how did Reagan get away with it? Because he's dead?

I would give a lot to hear GWB make some candid comments about today's GOP. As much of a buffoon as he was many times, I reluctantly have to say he would be a far better candidate than the current crop.

97 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:55:48pm

Rick Santorum Drools More Stupidity

“They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God given rights then what’s left?” Santorum asked and an audience member offered, “Communism!”

“The French Revolution,” Santorum answered. “What’s left is a government that gives you rights. What’s left are no unalienable rights. What’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine. Ladies and gentlemen, we are a long way from that, but if we do follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.”

98 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:55:49pm

re: #92 engineer cat

Date 09th February, 2012
Candidate Identification No (CAN ID): 57948887
Dear Engineer Cat,
We appreciate your interest in the Very Large American Corporation and this mail is in continuation to the telephonic discussion regarding a suitable opening. Please treat this mail as confirmation for your in-person technical discussion as per below details. Please note that entire process may take 90 to 120 minutes.

yes, i really did just receive an email just like this

Sincerely,
Human Resourcobot Model JV104C-1

99 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:56:00pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

Or is is Soylent Green LLC?

might as well be. i will probably go in for the interview - even though they have the gall to schedule it on saturday afternoon! - but i am not at all sure i want to become Certified Engineering Product

100 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:57:07pm

re: #99 engineer cat

might as well be. i will probably go in for the interview - even though they have the gall to schedule it on saturday afternoon! - but i am not at all sure i want to become Certified Engineering Product

Take this +1 Blaster Rifle.
Just in case.

101 prairiefire  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 1:57:29pm

re: #72 celticdragon

Cal Thomas has always had a hateful, nasty streak.

Pinched face and disdainful air.

102 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:00:12pm

re: #101 prairiefire

Pinched face and disdainful air.

And a supple, nubile poli-sci major rentboy waiting in his hotel room, only $200 an hour!

103 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:00:25pm

re: #101 prairiefire

Pinched face and disdainful air.

He has the appearance of man who wears ladies undergarments beneath his suit.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

104 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:01:18pm

re: #100 Varek Raith

Take this +1 Blaster Rifle.
Just in case.

Might need more than that if it's the Black Mesa Research Facility.

105 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:02:25pm

re: #104 Wozza Matter?

Might need more than that if it's the Black Mesa Research Facility.

Wear a helmet.

106 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:02:47pm

re: #103 Kragar

He has the appearance of man who wears ladies undergarments beneath his suit.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

they ALWAYS protest too much

see, because that's the kink, it's like whatshisface, Larry Craig, the sneaking around, the fact that getting together with guys is DIRTY AND SCARY AND HIDDEN, that's what they're into

107 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:02:56pm

re: #104 Wozza Matter?

Might need more than that if it's the Black Mesa Research Facility.

Half Life?
Never played it.
*Ducks*

108 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:05:30pm

re: #107 Varek Raith

Half Life?
Never played it.
*Ducks*

*sob*
all preconceptions destroyed.....

109 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:05:42pm

re: #107 Varek Raith

Half Life?
Never played it.
*Ducks*

Those words don't make sense the way you used them.

110 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:06:24pm

re: #107 Varek Raith

Half Life?
Never played it.
*Ducks*

50 lashes with a mouse cable!

//

111 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:07:17pm

What can I say, I'm not a big fan of FPSs.
:P
Though, if it has a good story I can be persuaded to play it...

112 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:08:04pm

re: #111 Varek Raith

You should play Marathon. You'd be inspired by Durandel.

113 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:10:08pm

re: #112 Obdicut

You should play Marathon. You'd be inspired by Durandel.

I'm not sure that most folks consider "fear" much of an inspiration.

114 Randall Gross  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:10:16pm

bug report: hitting the twitter button while in pages takes you to the front page. This using Chrome, W7 64 bit.

115 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:10:23pm

re: #111 Varek Raith

What can I say, I'm not a big fan of FPSs.
:P
Though, if it has a good story I can be persuaded to play it...

If you try and tell me you skipped Fallout 3 and New Vegas, I will find you.

116 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:11:42pm

re: #115 Kragar

If you try and tell me you skipped Fallout 3 and New Vegas, I will find you.

Oh please.
I have those.
Because, you know, it's Fallout.
:P

117 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:12:46pm

re: #116 Varek Raith

The first Bioshock is worth it for the storyline, too.

118 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:12:55pm

re: #116 Varek Raith

Oh please.
I have those.
Because, you know, it's Fallout.
:P

Just checking.

For your reward...

Image: demotivational-posters-ellen-fapper.jpg

119 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:13:14pm

re: #112 Obdicut

You should play Marathon. You'd be inspired by Durandel.

That looks interesting.

re: #117 negativ

The first Bioshock is worth it for the storyline, too.

Would you kindly?

120 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:13:24pm

re: #117 negativ

The first Bioshock is worth it for the storyline, too.

2 kind of sucked, seemed way too short.

121 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:13:48pm

Rand Paul is now speaking at CPAC - ranting about Solyndra right now.

122 Randall Gross  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:13:48pm

re: #114 Randall Gross

bug report: hitting the twitter button while in pages takes you to the front page. This using Chrome, W7 64 bit.

Now working as normal again

123 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:16:44pm

Right into the light bulb fake outrage... "when they break you need a haz-mat suit to clean them up!"

124 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:16:58pm

Completely OT, but listening to The King of Limbs by Radiohead.

I'm digging it. Good stuff.

125 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:17:33pm

LOL, the light bulbs.
Like florescent lights we've had for decades are any different...

126 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:17:50pm

re: #123 Charles Johnson

Right into the light bulb fake outrage... "when they break you need a haz-mat suit to clean them up!"

But fracking is perfectly safe.

127 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:17:56pm

re: #125 Varek Raith

The things they choose to obsess about are weird. how much time did you spend last year thinking about lightbulbs?

128 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:18:15pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

Rand Paul is now speaking at CPAC - ranting about Solyndra right now.

You know, China's gotta looking at the Right's "outrage" over Solyndra and laughing their asses off. They're sinking billions annually into green energy, flooding the market with cheaper products than we produce here in the US, knowing that they're setting themselves up as the green energy exporter of the 21st century.

129 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:19:30pm

re: #127 Obdicut

The things they choose to obsess about are weird. how much time did you spend last year thinking about lightbulbs?

Not one bit.
Seeing as they didn't burn out.

130 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:19:32pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

Rand Paul is now speaking at CPAC - ranting about Solyndra right now.

Rant Paul, son of Luap Nor.

131 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:19:49pm

re: #123 Charles Johnson

Right into the light bulb fake outrage... "when they break you need a haz-mat suit to clean them up!"

They go apeshit over the tiny amount of mercury in a CFL...yet think that the EPA regulating how much mercury a coal plant pumps out in a year is a sign of the agency abusing its powers.

132 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:20:15pm

re: #127 Obdicut

The things they choose to obsess about are weird. how much time did you spend last year thinking about lightbulbs?

Well, the 2 times I need a new bulb, and then during the San Diego blackout, so say maybe 7-8 hours combined maybe.

133 EastSider  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:20:26pm

it would've been nice if Romney had to spend some $ to beat this guy. Instead he beats himself. Sad.

134 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:22:59pm

re: #133 EastSider

it would've been nice if Romney had to spend some $ to beat this guy. Instead he beats himself. Sad.

Wrong Paul.

135 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:23:44pm

re: #133 EastSider

it would've been nice if Romney had to spend some $ to beat this guy. Instead he beats himself. Sad.

No, that's a mortal sin.

136 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:25:15pm
137 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:26:20pm

re: #134 Kragar

Wrong Paul.

Right. This is Rant Paul. Wrong Paul is the presidential candidate.

138 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:26:23pm

And really, what's the whole worry about mercury in CFLs supposed to be about? If they're breaking bulbs often enough that mercury's a danger, then they need to see a doctor. If it's disposal that they're worried about, think about all the other things that they have to take extra steps to get rid of in the same year, like motor oil or car batteries.

139 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:26:29pm

re: #133 EastSider

it would've been nice if Romney had to spend some $ to beat this guy. Instead he beats himself. Sad.

He beats himself frothy.

140 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:26:37pm

Oh no.

A conservative comedian. Starts out by yelling at the audience to "sit down!"

141 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:27:04pm

CPAC mullahs apparently angrily accusing the president of Failure To Establish A Proper Christianist Theocracy As Mandated By The Constitution Of The United Snakes

they're vewwy vewwy angwy

142 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:27:42pm

re: #140 Charles Johnson

Oh no.

A conservative comedian. Starts out by yelling at the audience to "sit down!"

Oh boy.

143 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:27:48pm

an oldie but a goodie: Image: HPL.jpg (warning, gore, cthulhu and eyeless lincoln)

144 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:02pm

re: #140 Charles Johnson

Oh no.

A conservative comedian. Starts out by yelling at the audience to "sit down!"

"take my fourth amendment rights. please!"

145 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:08pm

re: #142 Kragar

Oh boy.

MOOOOM!! THIS BABYSITTER'S A HAG

146 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:11pm

re: #143 windupbird is in the gravity well

can't be loaded

147 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:26pm

re: #146 Wozza Matter?

can't be loaded

FOOEY

148 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:28pm

I love you conservatives because you shoot bunnies!

149 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:28pm

re: #136 Varek Raith

Pat Robertson Warns That Twilight Is "Demonic" And "Evil"

Completely agree.
Completely.

A broken clock...

150 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:41pm

This is comedy???

151 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:28:52pm

Freaking morons.

US Marine sniper unit photographed with 'Nazi SS' flag

A US Marine scout sniper unit in Afghanistan posed for a photo in front of a flag resembling the logo of the Nazi SS, the Marine Corps says.

In a statement, a Marine spokesman said use of the SS symbol was not acceptable, and that the Corps had now addressed the issue.

The spokesman did not specify what action had been taken...

Image: _58417129_58417007.jpg

152 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:09pm

This guy is a comedian?

153 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:14pm

re: #148 wrenchwench

I love you conservatives because you shoot bunnies!

"Shoot it, eat it, make it into a HAT!"

Conservative comedy.

154 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:19pm

re: #136 Varek Raith

Pat Robertson Warns That Twilight Is "Demonic" And "Evil"

You mean because it gives teenage girls the idea that their only self-worth comes from having a man in their lives, and that girls should totally go for the creepy stalker that climbs into your bedroom when you're sleeping?

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

155 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:30pm

re: #127 Obdicut

The things they choose to obsess about are weird. how much time did you spend last year thinking about lightbulbs?

They've had no new ideas. Thus the obsession with old lightbulbs.

156 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:37pm

re: #146 Wozza Matter?

fixed I think

157 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:46pm

re: #141 engineer cat

CPAC mullahs apparently angrily accusing the president of Failure To Establish A Proper Christianist Theocracy As Mandated By The Constitution Of The United Snakes

they're vewwy vewwy angwy

Aging WASPs pissed off that they're quickly becoming a minority in this nation.

158 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:29:48pm

re: #152 Amory Blaine

This guy is a comedian?

remember, wingers have an odd sense of humor...aka none.

159 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:11pm

re: #136 Varek Raith

Pat Robertson Warns That Twilight Is "Demonic" And "Evil"

Completely agree.
Completely.

it's the fifteen year old girls

they're dangerous and eeeevvil

160 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:19pm

re: #154 Lidane

You mean because it gives teenage girls the idea that their only self-worth comes from having a man in their lives, and that girls should totally go for the creepy stalker that climbs into your bedroom when you're sleeping?

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

womb busting werewolf baby

161 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:35pm

Now he's going to torture and kill Political Correctness. And make it into a hat.

162 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:44pm

re: #154 Lidane

You mean because it gives teenage girls the idea that their only self-worth comes from having a man in their lives, and that girls should totally go for the creepy stalker that climbs into your bedroom when you're sleeping?

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Watching a movie gives permission for the demons to come in?

Who comes up with that shit?

163 Someone Please Beam Me Up!  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:47pm

re: #89 Kragar

Scalia: The Soviet Union’s Constitution Was ‘Much Better Than Ours’

What the fuck is this happy horseshit?

Actually, the Soviet Constitution was a lovely thing, providing much more robust guarantees than the US Constitution. All it lacked was enforcement....

164 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:30:55pm

Ooh he's bitter because he sucks as a comedian.

165 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:31:14pm

re: #161 wrenchwench

Now he's going to torture and kill Political Correctness. And make it into a hat.

YA KNOW, DOGS ARE DIFFERENT THAN CATS AND WHAT IF JACK NICHOLSON WAS A FLABBITYFLOOB

166 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:31:54pm

BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS I JUST FLEW IN HERE FROM THE ANTEBELLUM SOUTH AND BOY ARE MY HOUSE NEGRO'S ARMS TIRED

167 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:31:57pm

re: #160 windupbird is in the gravity well

womb busting werewolf baby

The baby, who has a dippy name that I can't remember, is half vampire, not werewolf.

168 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:31:57pm

My my, he certainly is an angry man.

Lewis Black, just not funny.

169 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:11pm

re: #2 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

oh good lord MSNBC is interviewing Kirk Cameron and he's talking about his delusional trip to "talk with the founding fathers". He's already gone back to the "puritan roots".

I'd be perfectly happy to let Kirk Cameron go back in time and live with real Puritans for a while. It would do him some good. For one thing, the flogging coming his way when he starting whining about wanting a real American Christmas might give him some sense of historical development.

170 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:14pm

re: #164 Amory Blaine

Ooh he's bitter because he sucks as a comedian.

And thinks being louder makes him funnier. All caps verbal version.

171 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:15pm

re: #167 Ooh, look, shiny...

The baby, who has a dippy name that I can't remember, is half vampire, not werewolf.

ah hah! you read it!

172 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:26pm

re: #154 Lidane

You mean because it gives teenage girls the idea that their only self-worth comes from having a man in their lives, and that girls should totally go for the creepy stalker that climbs into your bedroom when you're sleeping?

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

What, you mean it's not because he disagrees with the idea of sparkly vampires?

//

173 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:33pm

re: #160 windupbird is in the gravity well

womb busting werewolf baby

You mean the womb busting vampire baby that the werewolf immediately bonds with in some creepy pedophile way, because that baby is now destined to grow up and be his wife?

Considering that the vampire in the story is a 108 year old that's still in high school? Yeah. Fucking creepy.

174 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:49pm

re: #167 Ooh, look, shiny...

The baby, who has a dippy name that I can't remember, is half vampire, not werewolf.

The fact you know that is troubling.

175 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:32:59pm

re: #7 RadicalModerate

I can refute this outright lie by Santorum by asking him one simple question:

"What is the age of planet Earth?"

If Santorum gives the YEC answer, I'd like to know why he thinks he and his Protestant buddies are smarter than the Pope.

176 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:33:05pm

re: #173 Lidane

You mean the womb busting vampire baby that the werewolf immediately bonds with in some creepy pedophile way, because that baby is now destined to grow up and be his wife?

Considering that the vampire in the story is a 108 year old that's still in high school? Yeah. Fucking creepy.

My brain hurts

177 engineer cat  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:33:11pm

re: #161 wrenchwench

Now he's going to torture and kill Political Correctness. And make it into a hat.

i have been earnestly studying this "political correctness" of which us hippies have been accused in an attempt to divine exactly what is denoted by the phrase

eventually i decided that "political correctness" means "being polite". and i am definitely against that!

178 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:33:11pm

re: #166 windupbird is in the gravity well

BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS I JUST FLEW IN HERE FROM THE ANTEBELLUM SOUTH AND BOY ARE MY HOUSE NEGRO'S ARMS TIRED

A panhandler came up to me the other day and said "I haven't had a bite to eat in three days." So I beat the shit out of him.

179 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:33:14pm

Yikes. This is truly embarrassing. He's apparently a regular on Fox & Friends.

180 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:33:55pm

re: #174 Kragar

The fact you know that is troubling.

I have a teenage daughter.

181 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:34:14pm

These jokes were tired in the 70's.

182 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:34:35pm

re: #17 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Louie Gohmert shows concern for the sex lives of caribou

*facepalmdesk*

I don't suppose there's any point in pointing out that caribou successfully had sex for many thousands, maybe millions, hell, I don't know, of years before there was an oil pipeline?

183 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:34:35pm

re: #163 Cinnabar

Actually, the Soviet Constitution was a lovely thing, providing much more robust guarantees than the US Constitution. All it lacked was enforcement...

True. Scalia is not far off, formally speaking. It's just funny, coming from him. In what context he brought it up, I wonder?

184 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:34:43pm

re: #179 Charles Johnson

Yikes. This is truly embarrassing. He's apparently a regular on Fox & Friends.

"Conservative comedian" sounds like an oxymoron. Who is it?

I'm avoiding CPAC and listening to Spotify instead.

185 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:34:43pm

He embarrasses us all.

187 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:35:00pm

re: #173 Lidane

You mean the womb busting vampire baby that the werewolf immediately bonds with in some creepy pedophile way, because that baby is now destined to grow up and be his wife?

Considering that the vampire in the story is a 108 year old that's still in high school? Yeah. Fucking creepy.

The Twilight series, the gateway drug to Anne Rice novels.

188 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:35:13pm

Bike segregation!

189 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:35:47pm

Smash your balls so you know you're a boy!

190 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:35:52pm

re: #186 Kragar

"The Possibility Exists": Loesch Agrees With Caller That Soros, Occupy Could Force "Martial Law" If Obama Is Losing Election

No, it doesn't.

Well, George Soros hasn't given me my gun yet, so I don't know about this.

191 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:35:56pm

I'd want a refund.

192 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:08pm

re: #187 Targetpractice

Twilight makes the Anne Rice books look respectable by comparisson. At least Rice got SOME things right...

193 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:23pm

His name is Brad Stein.

194 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:37pm

re: #186 Kragar

But Soros is a rich Jewish guy, so it's scaaary that he's involved in politics.

195 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:43pm

re: #186 Kragar

"The Possibility Exists": Loesch Agrees With Caller That Soros, Occupy Could Force "Martial Law" If Obama Is Losing Election

No, it doesn't.

I was wondering how long before the loonies started up with the "Martial Law" bit again. I remember all through '04, we were told that Bush was gonna gin up a "terrorist attack," declare martial law, and crown himself president-for-life.

196 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:43pm

re: #187 Targetpractice

The Twilight series, the gateway drug to Anne Rice novels.

The Twilight series, to blame for the fact that the YA section is now known as the "Creepy non-human boy develops crush on loner human girl" book section.

My daughter tells me that Faeries, Vampires, and something else, I forget, are the most common.

She also was kind enough to tell me that one necessary part of the story is that the teenage girl's mother has to be dead or otherwise gone. Thanks.

197 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:50pm

re: #187 Targetpractice

The Twilight series, the gateway drug to Anne Rice novels.

Except that Anne Rice was twee on a different level.

Twilight is for people who think vampires and werewolves are sexy, but they're too vanilla and boring to like horror movies and books. The "vampires" don't even have fangs, FFS.

198 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:57pm

And I thought Steven Crowder was horrible.

199 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:36:57pm

They didn't have microphones, either, Brad.

200 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:37:08pm

re: #192 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Twilight makes the Anne Rice books look respectable by comparisson. At least Rice got SOME things right...

If it weren't for anne rice a lot of my favorite stuff wouldn't exist, so hey :D

201 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:37:19pm

Bashing some teenager.

202 ArchangelMichael  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:37:32pm

re: #186 Kragar

"The Possibility Exists": Loesch Agrees With Caller That Soros, Occupy Could Force "Martial Law" If Obama Is Losing Election

No, it doesn't.

Just like the "possibilty existed" that GWB was going to pull the same shit in 2004 and 2008...

Oh but that was different...

203 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:37:39pm

re: #200 windupbird is in the gravity well

Have you ever read Poppy Z Brite?

204 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:04pm

re: #197 Lidane

Except that Anne Rice was twee on a different level.

Twilight is for people who think vampires and werewolves are sexy, but they're too vanilla and boring to like horror movies and books. The "vampires" don't even have fangs, FFS.

Stephenie Meyer would never have the guts to write a Beauty book

205 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:08pm

re: #162 Kragar

Watching a movie gives permission for the demons to come in?

Who comes up with that shit?

Gary Gygax

206 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:17pm

re: #193 Charles Johnson

His name is Brad Stein.

wonder if he's related to Ben Stein....

207 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:21pm

re: #192 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Twilight makes the Anne Rice books look respectable by comparisson. At least Rice got SOME things right...

What do you mean got stuff right.

It's all made up, so there's no right.

Except for the part about a teenage girl with divorced parents is going to have emotional issues. That part's dead on.

208 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:28pm

re: #201 Amory Blaine

Bashing some teenager.

That's his schtick. He yells at an imaginary 17-year old in the front row.

209 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:28pm

re: #201 Amory Blaine

Bashing some teenager.

Conservative 'humor' requires the humiliation of somebody.

210 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:35pm

re: #154 Lidane

You mean because it gives teenage girls the idea that their only self-worth comes from having a man in their lives, and that girls should totally go for the creepy stalker that climbs into your bedroom when you're sleeping?

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Teenage girls are allowed to have dumb fantasies too. I get Black Lace books. They get Twilight.

I don't want to read the crap myself, but eh, they're entitled.

211 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:38:47pm

Mandatory seatbelt joke!

212 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:39:11pm

re: #203 Obdicut

Have you ever read Poppy Z Brite?

Oh fuck yes, I was REALLY into those early books of hers

213 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:39:12pm

re: #197 Lidane

Except that Anne Rice was twee on a different level.

Twilight is for people who think vampires and werewolves are sexy, but they're too vanilla and boring to like horror movies and books. The "vampires" don't even have fangs, FFS.

Give me a Brian Lumley Wamphyri any day.

214 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:39:41pm

re: #163 Cinnabar

Actually, the Soviet Constitution was a lovely thing, providing much more robust guarantees than the US Constitution. All it lacked was enforcement...

But wait, wingnuts keep telling me that the separation of church and state thing comes from the Soviet Constitution. Or possible the Communist Manifesto. I can't recall.

215 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:39:59pm

Special 'no bad words' comedy.

Brad Stine (born 1960) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Relatively unknown until 2003, Stine first gained exposure when he was identified as a conservative Christian on his debut album, Put a Helmet On!
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

216 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:40:02pm

re: #89 Kragar

Scalia: The Soviet Union’s Constitution Was ‘Much Better Than Ours’

What the fuck is this happy horseshit?

Well, from the clip it is obvious that Scalia does not endorse Soviet practice, quite the opposite. The only reason I won't say TP failed here is because they draw a comparison to Ginsberg's speech. But otherwise, meh.

217 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:40:08pm

Even when talking about Twilight, Robertson still sounds insane. Dude just say it sucks and be done with it. Demonic makes you sound like you're insane. Oh wait.

218 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:40:21pm

re: #167 Ooh, look, shiny...

The baby, who has a dippy name that I can't remember, is half vampire, not werewolf.

Renesmee.

(I was a high school English teacher. I got scars to prove it.)

219 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:40:34pm

re: #209 wrenchwench

Conservative 'humor' requires the humiliation of somebody.

Strangely, so does conservative erotica.

220 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:40:39pm

My feed died.

I'll have to give up atheism now.

/

221 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:41:08pm

re: #218 SanFranciscoZionist

Renesmee.

(I was a high school English teacher. I got scars to prove it.)

Yeah, that's it. I remember thinking "Really? You knew millions of people are going to read this, and you made it sound like an entry in Utah Baby Names."

222 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:41:24pm

Liv e feed went dead.

223 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:42:19pm

re: #196 Ooh, look, shiny...

The Twilight series, to blame for the fact that the YA section is now known as the "Creepy non-human boy develops crush on loner human girl" book section.

My daughter tells me that Faeries, Vampires, and something else, I forget, are the most common.

She also was kind enough to tell me that one necessary part of the story is that the teenage girl's mother has to be dead or otherwise gone. Thanks.

Oh, the Dead Mother has been a trope in YA fiction for a lot longer than Twilight. It's harder for girls to have dangerous and stupid adventures if they have moms.

224 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:42:29pm

re: #217 HappyWarrior

Even when talking about Twilight, Robertson still sounds insane. Dude just say it sucks and be done with it. Demonic makes you sound like you're insane. Oh wait.

Just made me realize that the girls reading the "demonic" Twilight now were reading the "pagan" Harry Potter just a decade ago.

225 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:00pm

re: #204 windupbird is in the gravity well

Stephenie Meyer would never have the guts to write a Beauty book

Please. She couldn't even read one.

I read some interview with her somewhere that she tried to watch some older vampire movies and read some books like Dracula to get an idea of what vampires should be like and they scared her too much. Ergo, her vampires don't have fangs, can walk in daylight, but sparkle in the sun, and they're venomous, like spiders or snakes.

226 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:03pm

re: #222 Amory Blaine

Liv e feed went dead.

Live feed committed suicide after being exposed to conservative comedy.

227 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:12pm

We were playing the satanic D&D 30 years ago.

228 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:39pm

re: #222 Amory Blaine

Liv e feed went dead.

Bill Hick's ghost is savagely humping Brad Stein, all mirrors explode, all cameras go dead

229 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:46pm

re: #224 Targetpractice

Just made me realize that the girls reading the "demonic" Twilight now were reading the "pagan" Harry Potter just a decade ago.

Heh my ten year old kid brother has discovered the Harry Potter series. Tried watching one of the movies with him. Just isn't my cup of tea. I dig realism in what I read though.

230 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:51pm

re: #213 Kragar

Give me a Brian Lumley Wamphyri any day.

:points and screams: FLESHCRAFTER!!!

231 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:43:57pm

re: #221 Ooh, look, shiny...

Yeah, that's it. I remember thinking "Really? You knew millions of people are going to read this, and you made it sound like an entry in Utah Baby Names."

Bella's mother's name is Renee, and the Mommy Vampire in Edward's nest is Esme. Hence...

They call her Ness.

I'm marked for life, I'm telling you.

232 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:14pm

re: #227 Amory Blaine

We were playing the satanic D&D 30 years ago.

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A MONSTER MANUAL AND IT WAS HEAVY, DAMMIT

233 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:26pm

re: #225 Lidane

Please. She couldn't even read one.

I read some interview with her somewhere that she tried to watch some older vampire movies and read some books like Dracula to get an idea of what vampires should be like and they scared her too much. Ergo, her vampires don't have fangs, can walk in daylight, but sparkle in the sun, and they're venomous, like spiders or snakes.

Vampire novels written by an author who only has a vague idea of what vampires really are. Oy.

234 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:38pm

re: #224 Targetpractice

Just made me realize that the girls reading the "demonic" Twilight now were reading the "pagan" Harry Potter just a decade ago.

Sure. They fell in love with atmospheric fantasy, and then they wanted something with sex in it.

235 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:39pm

re: #229 HappyWarrior

Heh my ten year old kid brother has discovered the Harry Potter series. Tried watching one of the movies with him. Just isn't my cup of tea. I dig realism in what I read though.

I'd warn against the Elric saga, then :D

236 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:40pm

The Jesuits probably look at Rick and think damn man do you realize your own faith's history in science.

237 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:44:51pm

re: #227 Amory Blaine

We were playing the satanic D&D 30 years ago.

some of us still do

238 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:45:02pm

re: #231 SanFranciscoZionist

Bella's mother's name is Renee, and the Mommy Vampire in Edward's nest is Esme. Hence...

They call her Ness.

I'm marked for life, I'm telling you.

Like I said, an entry in Utah Baby Names.

239 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:45:07pm

re: #230 Slumbering Behemoth

:points and screams: FLESHCRAFTER!!!

Battle gauntlets at the gateway to the Hellworld at sunset?

240 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:45:23pm

re: #218 SanFranciscoZionist

Renesmee.

(I was a high school English teacher. I got scars to prove it.)

Is that similar to having a mother who happens to be a demolition engineer making waffles for you for breakfast?

241 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:45:52pm

re: #233 Targetpractice

Vampire novels written by an author who only has a vague idea of what vampires really are. Oy.

I wouldn't mind, I really wouldn't, except that Robert Pattinson doesn't look good covered in chalk dust.

Also, apparently, he HATES the character with a passion, which you can sort of understand.

242 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:46:20pm

re: #225 Lidane

Please. She couldn't even read one.

I read some interview with her somewhere that she tried to watch some older vampire movies and read some books like Dracula to get an idea of what vampires should be like and they scared her too much. Ergo, her vampires don't have fangs, can walk in daylight, but sparkle in the sun, and they're venomous, like spiders or snakes.

this explains everything.

243 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:46:36pm

re: #241 SanFranciscoZionist

I wouldn't mind, I really wouldn't, except that Robert Pattinson doesn't look good covered in chalk dust.

Also, apparently, he HATES the character with a passion, which you can sort of understand.

Poor guy is going to be saddled with that label for the rest of his career just like Danny Radcliffe with Potter.

244 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:46:37pm

re: #227 Amory Blaine

We were playing the satanic D&D 30 years ago.

If I don't believe Robertson knows what he's talking about, it because he doesn't mention the demon's AC, HP, and Attack Type.

245 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:46:43pm

White male separatist comedian?

//

246 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:46:56pm

re: #241 SanFranciscoZionist

I wouldn't mind, I really wouldn't, except that Robert Pattinson doesn't look good covered in chalk dust.

Also, apparently, he HATES the character with a passion, which you can sort of understand.

What, other than the fact that he has to keep his shirt on and Jacob gets to run around shirtless, does he hate?

247 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:47:06pm

re: #238 Ooh, look, shiny...

Like I said, an entry in Utah Baby Names.

I take it this is a Mormon thing?

248 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:47:34pm

re: #169 SanFranciscoZionist

I'd be perfectly happy to let Kirk Cameron go back in time and live with real Puritans for a while. It would do him some good. For one thing, the flogging coming his way when he starting whining about wanting a real American Christmas might give him some sense of historical development.

Yeah, their war (well not really war, just outright forbidding its celebration) on christmas would really get his pantaloons in a bunch.

249 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:47:39pm

re: #244 The Ghost of a Flea

If I don't believe Robertson knows what he's talking about, it because he doesn't mention the demon AC, HP, and Attack Type.

robertson with his tilty muppet head, bitching about his botched saving throws

250 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:47:46pm

The scariest visually at least vampire I've ever seen is Nosferatu. The old Bela Lugosi type really doesn't scare me physically much. If I understand, Nosferatu is more closer to the legend anyhow.

251 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:47:53pm

re: #239 Kragar

Battle gauntlets at the gateway to the Hellworld at sunset?

Gimmie a sec, I'm on the line with the ghost of van Helsing.

252 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:06pm

re: #245 Gus

He's blazing a trail!!!

253 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:08pm

re: #243 HappyWarrior

accept radcliffe is cool and already doing things outside the "potter" type casting.

254 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:14pm

re: #244 The Ghost of a Flea

If I don't believe Robertson knows what he's talking about, it because he doesn't mention the demon AC, HP, and Attack Type.

THACO

255 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:17pm

re: #244 The Ghost of a Flea

If I don't believe Robertson knows what he's talking about, it because he doesn't mention the demon AC, HP, and Attack Type.

Was he talking about Tanarri, Yugoloths or Geheleths?

256 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:37pm

re: #250 HappyWarrior

The scariest visually at least vampire I've ever seen is Nosferatu. The old Bela Lugosi type really doesn't scare me physically much. If I understand, Nosferatu is more closer to the legend anyhow.

Near Dark has scary vampires

That's actually probably my favorite vampire flick

257 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:44pm

re: #246 Ooh, look, shiny...

What, other than the fact that he has to keep his shirt on and Jacob gets to run around shirtless, does he hate?

Creepy, stalkery, self-righteous, you know, all that good stuff.

258 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:53pm

re: #252 Amory Blaine

He's blazing a trail!!!

I'd do an imitation of my interpretation but I don't want to get banned. ;)

259 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:48:56pm

re: #253 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

accept radcliffe is cool and already doing things outside the "potter" type casting.

He's got a new one out now I believe. I like him. Seems like a good dude. Don't know anything about Pattison outside Twilight but I hate that series.

260 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:49:18pm

re: #247 SanFranciscoZionist

I take it this is a Mormon thing?

It's a Utah Mormon thing.

[Link: wesclark.com...]

*hangs head in shame*

261 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:49:20pm

re: #255 Kragar

Was he talking about Tanarri, Yugoloths or Geheleths?

The 1974 Ford Yugoloth! A Baleful Visage from Detroit

262 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:49:23pm

re: #256 windupbird is in the gravity well

Near Dark has scary vampires

That's actually probably my favorite vampire flick

Should see that. I don't really see horror films often.

263 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:49:49pm

re: #259 HappyWarrior

He's got a new one out now I believe. I like him. Seems like a good dude. Don't know anything about Pattison outside Twilight but I hate that series.

He was the One Memorable Hufflepuff in Goblet of Fire.

264 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:49:51pm

re: #262 HappyWarrior

Should see that. I don't really see horror films often.

it's very gritty/realist/sorta-western? it's a great dusty, nasty film :D

265 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:50:14pm

re: #259 HappyWarrior

the new one, The Woman In Black, looks really good.

266 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:50:24pm

Actually, my favorite vampire film is The Lost Boys, but that's cheating, since it's sentimental

267 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:51:19pm

re: #265 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

the new one, The Woman In Black, looks really good.

Yeah that's the one. I'm always surprised to find how short Radcliffe is. Think he's only 5'4. Anyhow, he always comes off as a likable guy in interviews.

268 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:51:29pm

You ever notice how most conservatives all look the same? It's hard to tell them apart.

//

269 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:51:42pm

Everyone in Skyrim tells me I look sick. Is that bad?

270 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:51:43pm

re: #263 SanFranciscoZionist

He was the One Memorable Hufflepuff in Goblet of Fire.

He also gave a really memorable interview, where he said that after the first movie came out, two girls came up to him at some publicity event with their necks scratched up and bleeding and said, "We did this for YOU."

Apparently that was when he realized what he'd gotten himself into.

271 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:22pm

re: #243 HappyWarrior

Poor guy is going to be saddled with that label for the rest of his career just like Danny Radcliffe with Potter.

Except that Daniel Radcliffe has a sense of humor about Harry Potter. When he hosted SNL they did a sketch with him as an aging, pathetic Harry that had peaked early and spent his days drunk and slumming at Hogwarts because he couldn't move on from his glory days.

I thought it was hilarious.

272 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:24pm

Steve King and White Nationalist CPAC Panel Warn that America's Greatest Threat is its Diversity

Brimelow stayed on message and warned that multiculturalism and bilingualism were “diseases” that could wreck American society as they empower minorities and suppress traditional American (read: white) groups. He claimed that Canada, which is officially bilingual, was a good example of how bilingualism becomes a tool of elites to help minorities (Quebecers) at the expense of the majority, and went on to call multiculturalism and bilingualism a “ferocious attack on the working class.”

But the surprise guest of the panel was the fiercely anti-immigrant Rep. Steve King (R-IA) who came to discuss his bill to make English the official language of the U.S.

During a panel discussion, Brimelow said that the Democratic Party has “given up on the white working class” and is using immigration to “elect a new polity,” i.e. increase the number of ethnic minorities. Before he could turn to King, the congressman giddily told Brimelow, “I read your books!” King went on to say that Brimelow “eloquently wrote about the balkanization of America.”

Following the panel, King dismissed the Southern Poverty Law Center’s classification of VDARE as a hate group in an interview with BuzzFeed, saying, “I wouldn’t take them seriously.”

With the blessing of a leading Republican congressman, it looks like Brimelow’s dream of having a conservative movement which focuses on challenging cultural diversity may finally be coming to fruition.

273 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:39pm

re: #269 Amory Blaine

Everyone in Skyrim tells me I look sick. Is that bad?

Check your "Active Effects" under Magic, you may have contracted something. If so, just stop by a shrine and pray, that'll knock it out of you.

274 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:51pm

re: #260 Ooh, look, shiny...

It's a Utah Mormon thing.

[Link: wesclark.com...]

*hangs head in shame*

I am now seized by a mad desire to name a daughter "Zion Anakin".

275 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:53pm

re: #255 Kragar

Was he talking about Tanarri, Yugoloths or Geheleths?

My instincts say the Twilight Saga is Neutral Evil.

276 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:52:59pm

re: #269 Amory Blaine

Everyone in Skyrim tells me I look sick. Is that bad?

they're just admiring your skateboard tricks

277 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:17pm

re: #266 windupbird is in the gravity well

Actually, my favorite vampire film is The Lost Boys, but that's cheating, since it's sentimental

Vincent Price, "The Last Man on Earth"

278 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:23pm

re: #269 Amory Blaine

Everyone in Skyrim tells me I look sick. Is that bad?

How can they see you? Does Skyrim have webcams?

Otherwise, I wouldn't worry that your character isn't pinkish.

279 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:23pm

re: #270 SanFranciscoZionist

He also gave a really memorable interview, where he said that after the first movie came out, two girls came up to him at some publicity event with their necks scratched up and bleeding and said, "We did this for YOU."

Apparently that was when he realized what he'd gotten himself into.

I remember you mentioning this in the past. I bet he was creeped out. I know I would be. This reminds me though of the movie about the making of Nosferatu where the actor Max Shreck played by Willem Dafoe actually is a vampire.

280 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:23pm

re: #273 Targetpractice

Thanks. I just started playing yesterday.

281 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:31pm

re: #260 Ooh, look, shiny...

It's a Utah Mormon thing.

[Link: wesclark.com...]

*hangs head in shame*

Surely it's just a random gibberish generator?

/

282 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:53:50pm

re: #279 HappyWarrior

I remember you mentioning this in the past. I bet he was creeped out. I know I would be. This reminds me though of the movie about the making of Nosferatu where the actor Max Shreck played by Willem Dafoe actually is a vampire.

shadow of the vampire

283 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:54:08pm

re: #266 windupbird is in the gravity well

Actually, my favorite vampire film is The Lost Boys, but that's cheating, since it's sentimental

You know the maggots scene? Well, since the vampires can hypnotize you into thinking you're eating maggots, they can do the opposite. So they really were maggots, which they sometimes hypnotized him into thinking was rice.

That's my theory, anyway.

284 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:54:16pm

Speaking of vampires, did anyone see the recent remake of Fright Night with Colin Farrell and the kid who played Chekov in the Star Trek reboot? I'm wondering if it's any good.

285 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:54:40pm

re: #283 Obdicut

You know the maggots scene? Well, since the vampires can hypnotize you into thinking you're eating maggots, they can do the opposite. So they really were maggots, which they sometimes hypnotized him into thinking was rice.

That's my theory, anyway.

Curse you, sexy Keifer Sutherland!

286 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:54:42pm

re: #280 Amory Blaine

Thanks. I just started playing yesterday.

Not a prob. If you're not in town, then a "Cure Disease" potion works in a pinch.

And if the alchemist in Whiterun says you look sick but nobody else remarks on it, then don't worry, because she's always convinced you're sick.

287 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:00pm

They hate me in Skyrim. I am an Argonaian or whatever. I also like to steal from people's houses. One time a group of assassins tried to kill me. I fled but apparently my allies in the Companions killled them. I searched them for a contract to find out who put the hit out and it was a little girl. And then I robbed that house again.

288 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:04pm
289 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:15pm

re: #279 HappyWarrior

I remember you mentioning this in the past. I bet he was creeped out. I know I would be. This reminds me though of the movie about the making of Nosferatu where the actor Max Shreck played by Willem Dafoe actually is a vampire.

Director: Stop eating my actors!

290 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:15pm

re: #286 Targetpractice

Not a prob. If you're not in town, then a "Cure Disease" potion works in a pinch.

And if the alchemist in Whiterun says you look sick but nobody else remarks on it, then don't worry, because she's always convinced you're sick.

She's a con artist.

291 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:27pm

re: #282 windupbird is in the gravity well

shadow of the vampire

Yeah odd movie.

292 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:41pm

re: #290 Varek Raith

She's a con artist.

She's a shop owner, that's a given.

293 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:49pm

re: #252 Amory Blaine

He's blazing a trail!!!

In more ways than one, it would seem:

Brad Stine's "Godmen"

294 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:55:54pm

I should add that my Baptist preacher ancestor named his first family:

Adonijah, Heshbon, Gamaliel, Permina Colgate, Serepta, and Jesse.

I had to use an obituary to figure out who was male and who female.

295 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:56:00pm

Cripes. Freaking WiFi turned to shit over here on two connections.

296 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:56:11pm

re: #270 SanFranciscoZionist

He also gave a really memorable interview, where he said that after the first movie came out, two girls came up to him at some publicity event with their necks scratched up and bleeding and said, "We did this for YOU."

Apparently that was when he realized what he'd gotten himself into.

Some girl at ComicCon asked the werewolf kid what it was like filming the fight scenes.

"You realize the werewolf was CGI? I wasn't actually in the fight scenes."

*blank stare*

297 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:56:15pm

Ah. Here we go.

Brad Stine Biography

Brad Stine is the most media covered Christian comedian in the country. He had an 8 page profile written about him and his comedy in the New Yorker magazine where he was referred to as “God’s Comic”.

He has been featured in the New York Times, Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today.

He has been featured on NBC Nightly News, HBO, Showtime, CNN, Fox and Friends, Glenn Beck, Hannity and Colmes, NPR’S Fresh Air, ABC Nightline, MTV, Comedy Central.

He has four original DVD ‘s of his comedy, and has written two books “Live from middle America..rants from a red-state comedian” published by Hudson street press, and “Being a Christian without being an idiot”.

He is a weekly blogger with Beliefnet.com and has had material published in Readers Digest, and Focus on the Family magazine.

He has appeared in numerous films including “Poodle Springs” on HBO, Welcome to Paradise, Sarah’s Choice, and Christmas with a capital C.

He tours nationally on a regular basis performing in Clubs, churches, and fundraisers for Crisis pregnancy centers, ministries and conservative causes and candidates.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

298 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:56:32pm

re: #284 Lidane

Speaking of vampires, did anyone see the recent remake of Fright Night with Colin Farrell and the kid who played Chekov in the Star Trek reboot? I'm wondering if it's any good.

No.

299 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:57:14pm

re: #287 HappyWarrior

who put the hit out and it was a little girl

I like this automatism bug. To the effect of "Your Thuum made quite an impression in the Throat of the World [or Cave of the Blahblahblah]". Kinda out of place, if you get my drift.

300 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:57:30pm

re: #293 BongCrodny

In more ways than one, it would seem:

Brad Stine's "Godmen"

Wow. A Christian. How unusual. You don't run into many Christian anymore since the war on Christianity.

//

301 Ming  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:57:38pm

re: #141 engineer cat

CPAC mullahs apparently angrily accusing the president of Failure To Establish A Proper Christianist Theocracy As Mandated By The Constitution Of The United Snakes

they're vewwy vewwy angwy

Speaking of cwazy conserwatives...

I just came across the following op-ed, [Link: www.eurasiareview.com...] written 1 day ago by Pat Buchanan. From reading it, Buchanan may prefer that Obama is re-elected:

"And as the Obama administration is the major force in U.S. politics opposed to war with Iran, its defeat in November would increase, to near certitude, the probability of a U.S. war with Iran in 2013."

"Year 2012 is thus shaping up as a war-or-peace election, with Republicans the war party and Democrats the peace-and-diplomacy party."

I'm no expert on Pat Buchanan, but I would guess that his attitude is motivated by his hostility to Israel. If this is true, Buchanan's hatred for Israel is actually driving him away from the Republicans and towards the Democrats. (This reminds me of Andrew Sullivan's endorsement of Ron Paul, which I suspect may have been driven by his feelings about Netanyahu.)

This is all speculation on my part about both Buchanan and Sullivan, but these may be two interesting cases of strong emotions causing them to take some surprising positions.

302 Amory Blaine  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:57:55pm

re: #293 BongCrodny

In more ways than one, it would seem:

Brad Stine's "Godmen"

Raw uninhibited men!!!!

303 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:58:29pm

re: #296 Kragar

Some girl at ComicCon asked the werewolf kid what it was like filming the fight scenes.

"You realize the werewolf was CGI? I wasn't actually in the fight scenes."

*blank stare*

Same girl asks Bob Hoskins if he ever got Roger Rabbit's autograph

304 zora  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:58:43pm

re: #274 SanFranciscoZionist

I am now seized by a mad desire to name a daughter "Zion Anakin".

i like it.

305 Lidane  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:58:46pm

re: #298 Kragar

No.

Heh. That bad?

306 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:58:52pm

re: #297 Gus

Ah. Here we go.

Brad Stine Biography

Zzzz.

So white bread, he might as well have "Wonder Bread" tattooed on his forehead.

307 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:01pm

re: #297 Gus

haha well, dumbasses are still a market!

308 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:06pm

re: #287 HappyWarrior

They hate me in Skyrim. I am an Argonaian or whatever. I also like to steal from people's houses. One time a group of assassins tried to kill me. I fled but apparently my allies in the Companions killled them. I searched them for a contract to find out who put the hit out and it was a little girl. And then I robbed that house again.

The blacksmith's kid in Riverwood takes out a hit on you if you steal or harm anyone in the village.
Messed up kid.
:P

309 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:18pm

re: #293 BongCrodny

Oh great, religious warriors.

310 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:24pm

re: #293 BongCrodny

In more ways than one, it would seem:

Brad Stine's "Godmen"

Holy shit.

“A contrarian movement where thousands of Christian men are reaching for more forceful, more rugged expressions of their faith.”

311 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:43pm

re: #293 BongCrodny

In more ways than one, it would seem:

Brad Stine's "Godmen"

too...many...jokes...

312 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:50pm

re: #305 Lidane

Heh. That bad?

Rule of thumb, stay away from any remake of decades old B movies.

313 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 2:59:54pm

re: #294 Ooh, look, shiny...

I should add that my Baptist preacher ancestor named his first family:

Adonijah, Heshbon, Gamaliel, Permina Colgate, Serepta, and Jesse.

I had to use an obituary to figure out who was male and who female.

Well, the first three and the last one I can figure out the origins of, although I don't know if Heshbon would be a boy or a girl.

The Utah names seem to be a sort of combination of old-fashioned Victoriana, and odd re-spellings of things. And some unique oddities, I'll grant. "Mormon Miracles". How do you shorten that?

I had two girls in class one year, both named "Vernisha", which I had never heard before. Finally figured out that it was an old-fashioned Southern feminine of Verne, respelled from 'Vernicia' to look more modern.

314 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:00:19pm

re: #310 wrenchwench

Holy shit.

grasping their turgid faith with both hands, in the company of other rippling, powerful godMen

315 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:00:26pm

re: #312 Kragar

Rule of thumb, stay away from any remake of decades old B movies.

Particularly the 80s remakes.

316 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:00:42pm

re: #314 windupbird is in the gravity well

grasping their turgid faith with both hands, in the company of other rippling, powerful godMen

GAY.

317 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:00:50pm

re: #297 Gus

Ah. Here we go.

Brad Stine Biography

Zzzz.

His movie credits are awesome.

Poodle Springs: Cop
Before She Met Me: Heckler
Time & Chance: Guy
Homeless for the Holidays: Crazy Supermarket Manager

318 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:01pm

re: #308 Varek Raith

The blacksmith's kid in Riverwood takes out a hit on you if you steal or harm anyone in the village.
Messed up kid.
:P

And you can't take him out preemptively or as payback. Thats just wrong.

319 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:15pm

re: #308 Varek Raith

The blacksmith's kid in Riverwood takes out a hit on you if you steal or harm anyone in the village.
Messed up kid.
:P

Bet his parents get annoyed that he's spending his allowance on hits again. :)

320 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:22pm

re: #318 Kragar

And you can't take him out preemptively or as payback. Thats just wrong.

You can with a mod.

;)

321 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:25pm

re: #313 SanFranciscoZionist

Well, the first three and the last one I can figure out the origins of, although I don't know if Heshbon would be a boy or a girl.

The Utah names seem to be a sort of combination of old-fashioned Victoriana, and odd re-spellings of things. And some unique oddities, I'll grant. "Mormon Miracles". How do you shorten that?

I had two girls in class one year, both named "Vernisha", which I had never heard before. Finally figured out that it was an old-fashioned Southern feminine of Verne, respelled from 'Vernicia' to look more modern.

That's just lame :D

322 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:35pm

@godmentribe
Relaunch is this Saturday! God's army will grow and evil will get a hard kick in the mouth! Prayers requested for the men attending.
[Link: twitter.com...]

Watch out, evil!

323 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:40pm

re: #309 jaunte

Oh great, religious warriors.

Jihad, Crusade, whatever. Just pick one and go with it, you godless heathen.

324 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:01:46pm

re: #316 Varek Raith

GAY.

You would know.

/

326 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:02:44pm

re: #309 jaunte

Oh great, religious warriors.

they're sorta armchair bag-of-Doritos warriors :D

327 Targetpractice  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:03:23pm

re: #326 windupbird is in the gravity well

they're sorta armchair bag-of-Doritos warriors :D

The 101st Chairborne.

328 Sionainn  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:03:37pm

re: #294 Ooh, look, shiny...

I should add that my Baptist preacher ancestor named his first family:

Adonijah, Heshbon, Gamaliel, Permina Colgate, Serepta, and Jesse.

I had to use an obituary to figure out who was male and who female.

I was looking online just last week, trying to figure out if my Monson great-great-great-grandfather was part of the Prophet Monson family (not), and I noticed the bizarre names.

329 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:04:10pm

re: #326 windupbird is in the gravity well

@godmentribe
We slammed a flag down on the Ms. Gulf Coast last night! Tribe #1 is armored up! Awesome men... Fire in their eyes!

Slamming! Flags! Armor! Fire! They've got it all.

330 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:04:18pm

re: #322 jaunte

Prayers requested for the men attending.
[Link: twitter.com...]

Irony alert!

331 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:04:34pm

re: #327 Targetpractice

The 101st Chairborne.

That Godman looks like he's about to hulk up after being tossed in a dumpster

332 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:04:42pm

re: #313 SanFranciscoZionist

Well, the first three and the last one I can figure out the origins of, although I don't know if Heshbon would be a boy or a girl.

The Utah names seem to be a sort of combination of old-fashioned Victoriana, and odd re-spellings of things. And some unique oddities, I'll grant. "Mormon Miracles". How do you shorten that?

I had two girls in class one year, both named "Vernisha", which I had never heard before. Finally figured out that it was an old-fashioned Southern feminine of Verne, respelled from 'Vernicia' to look more modern.

I'll give you a hint. It's Dr. Heshbon. In the 1850's.

333 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:05:02pm

'Not the Onion', again.

334 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:05:34pm
@godmentribe
Relaunch is this Saturday! God's army will grow and evil uppity women and that queer down the street will get a hard kick in the mouth! Prayers requested for the men attending.
[Link: twitter.com...]
335 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:05:37pm

re: #329 jaunte

@godmentribe
We slammed a flag down on the Ms. Gulf Coast last night! Tribe #1 is armored up! Awesome men... Fire in their eyes!

Slamming! Flags! Armor! Fire! They've got it all.

EXTREME JESUS! HE DOES A 180 KICKFLIP RIGHT INTO YOUR PIETY! JESUS DOESN'T NEED TO PLAY BALL, JESUS IS THE BALL! YOUR BALL! YOUR BALLS!!!


HOME RUN!!!!!!!

336 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:05:50pm

re: #325 RayFerd

Oh, those links on the side bar... oh wait, Kevin Trudeau is linked there. Must be legit.
/

337 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:06:26pm

Henry Rollins wants his neck back

338 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:07:11pm

Worst name thing was the summer school class where I had a "Kiyanna", pronounced "KEY-yan-nah", and a "Tyanna", pronounced TIE-anna.

They got really upset if I mispronounced their names, too.

I also had an Ixmucane one year. (It's Maya, in case you were wondering. Pronounced "ISH-moo-ka-neh". She went by "Ix".)

339 prairiefire  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:07:48pm

re: #328 Sionainn

I've got a Cozad in my family.

340 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:07:59pm

Then there were the Mongolians.

341 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:00pm

re: #331 windupbird is in the gravity well

That Godman looks like he's about to hulk up after being tossed in a dumpster

My first thought was, "mid-heave with a bout of epic constipation."

342 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:17pm

Off to work.

343 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:22pm

re: #213 Kragar

Give me a Brian Lumley Wamphyri any day.

Loved that series. A friend of mine lent them to me and I couldn't get enough Necroscope.

344 Sionainn  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:31pm

re: #339 prairiefire

I've got a Cozad in my family.

That sounds like the beginning of a joke. :-)

345 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:47pm

re: #338 SanFranciscoZionist

Tamara Chattanattadattarang and her brother Bingley-Bop Chattanattadattarang.

Serious people who will hate you if you laugh or even smile while saying their names.

346 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:08:59pm

Looking at the Godmen site, I think its fair to say if they swapped out Jesus for Allah, the wingnuts would be screaming about indoctrinating Muslim terrorists in the US.

347 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:09:39pm

re: #345 Obdicut

Tamara Chattanattadattarang and her brother Bingley-Bop Chattanattadattarang.

Serious people who will hate you if you laugh or even smile while saying their names.

Must be hard, hating so many people.

348 jaunte  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:10:14pm

Got my GodMen tribal handbook downloaded. They've done some deep thinking on the Darwinists.

"Darwinism is a belief system whose only purpose is survival. We eat, we drink, we reproduce, we work, live in homes, and care for ourselves. Why? For survival of the species. To not die. We even go to war with the goal that someone else dies, so we won’t!
Yet after all of this futility, one thing is assured . . . we’re all going to die. We fear death and do everything in our power to ward it off, but we lose every time! So why should we fear death? If it is inevitable, why should we care? In other words why do we place so much ―meaning on survival when life HAS no meaning? To follow out the Darwinist thought, we really don’t die. We do cease consciousness, but our molecules then simply disperse back into the universe to
be reconstructed into something else, someday. . . . That’s why it’s called evolution."

349 Obdicut  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:10:23pm

re: #347 Al-Qatil min al-Akadhib

Must be hard, hating so many people.

They're also both Thai kickboxers.

350 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:10:37pm

re: #322 jaunte

@godmentribe
Relaunch is this Saturday! God's army will grow and evil will get a hard kick in the mouth! Prayers requested for the men attending.
[Link: twitter.com...]

Watch out, evil!

Wow. Look at all of those followers. 31.

351 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:11:38pm

re: #349 Obdicut

They're also both Thai kickboxers.

THAT WAS IMPORTANT, NEED TO KNOW INFORMATION!!!!

352 BongCrodny  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:12:11pm
"His comedic influences include Denis Leary, Steve Martin, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Robin Williams, Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks."

Almost none of whom would be described as conservative.

353 Gus  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:12:17pm

BIAB

354 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:14:25pm

re: #329 jaunte

@godmentribe
We slammed a flag down on the Ms. Gulf Coast last night! Tribe #1 is armored up! Awesome men... Fire in their eyes!

Slamming! Flags! Armor! Fire! They've got it all.

Shouldn't that be the Ms. *AMERICA* Coast now? At least if you're in Mississippi?

355 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:15:13pm

re: #338 SanFranciscoZionist

Worst name thing was the summer school class where I had a "Kiyanna", pronounced "KEY-yan-nah", and a "Tyanna", pronounced TIE-anna.

They got really upset if I mispronounced their names, too.

I also had an Ixmucane one year. (It's Maya, in case you were wondering. Pronounced "ISH-moo-ka-neh". She went by "Ix".)

How about Sean Bean?
:)

356 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:16:21pm

re: #345 Obdicut

Tamara Chattanattadattarang and her brother Bingley-Bop Chattanattadattarang.

Serious people who will hate you if you laugh or even smile while saying their names.

Their parents are politicians with the Silly Party, aren't they?

357 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:16:28pm

re: #352 BongCrodny

Almost none of whom would be described as conservative.

Well all are funny too. I doubt this guy is funny. Really comedy is one of those areas where right wingers just aren't good. I saw Fox's attempt to one up the Daily Show and it was just awful. It's kind of like how the left sucks at talk radio but I'd rather be good at comedy than good at talk radio given the choice. Political talk radio bores me even with those I agree.

358 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:17:18pm

CPAC Wants To Help You Get A Hot Conservative Date

“‘I was thinking about how sexy it would be to kiss you,’” world renowned pickup artist Wayne Elise told a group of young Rick Santorum fans. “You can say that [to a girl], it’s cool.”

Elise, better known by his handle “Juggler” from Neil Strauss’ notorious pickup memoir The Game, was offering advice to attendees at conservative mega-conference CPAC on how to improve their dating game. Remember that old VH1 reality show The Pickup Artist with that lanky host called “Mystery” teaching people how to insult girls then hit on them when their self esteem is shattered? This is one of his top rivals, charging upwards of $5,000 for a one-day private session.

But on Thursday, young socially conservative activists got it for free. One tip, he noted, was to introduce sensuality into early conversations with girls — like the above quote — to keep from falling into the platonic zone with your target.

“Most guys fall into the category of not being sexual enough, so that girls will easily see them as friend material and the guys have a hard time getting out of that,” he said. “I think one of my ideas that connects to conservatives is that it’s OK to wait but you definitely want to show the person you’re sexual and sensual.”

GET MARRIED FIRST, YOU SHAMELESS SODOMITES!
/

359 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:20:14pm

Finished my taxes... I claim 0 exemptions and have enough deductions that I take mine to "Tax Betty".

Wonder if Uncle Sam'll send me a thank you card for the free loan.

I'm not complaining. Got in trouble with the IRS once.

That'll learn ya! Life is better when you do not owe the IRS money.

Just wanted to say that. Now, back the 's.

360 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:20:40pm

re: #236 HappyWarrior

The Jesuits probably look at Rick and think damn man do you realize your own faith's history in science.


Commonweal
and America are jonesing for a Catholic candidate they don't have to endorse.

361 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:21:54pm

re: #358 Kragar

CPAC Wants To Help You Get A Hot Conservative Date

GET MARRIED FIRST, YOU SHAMELESS SODOMITES!
/

This is exactly what's lame about the conservative movement. Everything has to be conservative. What's next? Making sure your pet is conservative by getting him to bark whenever liberals are on the TV? I mean damn. I am a liberal guy but there's more to life than just ideology.

362 Kragar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:22:16pm

DeMint at CPAC: Compromise Is the Enemy

The first major speaker at this year's Conservative Political Action Conference, an annual gathering of right-wing advocates, grassroots activists, and politicians (including 2012 contenders), was Republican Sen. Jim DeMint, who had a fundamental message for the base: compromise sucks.

GOPers on Capitol Hill should not be looking to work with Democrats to develop common solutions to the nation's woes, he proclaimed. Not at all. Not ever. And DeMint, with an I'm-so-clever smile, offered what he obviously thought was a killer analogy: the Super Bowl.

Referring to last Sunday's game, he said, "I can guarantee you that coach Tom Coughlin did not tell his Giants to go out on the field and work with those other guys....They weren't cooperating with Tom Brady."

DeMint explained that the New York Giants and the New England Patriots had "different goals." Consequently, compromise would not work. Continuing with this trenchant observation, DeMint noted that "compromise works well in this world when you have shared goals." You can compromise with a wife or with a business colleague. But not with Democrats: "We don't have shared goals with the Democrats."

363 darthstar  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:24:12pm

Nice speech.

364 aagcobb  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:24:24pm

re: #243 HappyWarrior

Poor guy is going to be saddled with that label for the rest of his career just like Danny Radcliffe with Potter.

I might feel sorry for them if the characters hadn't made them fantastically wealthy.

365 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:24:30pm

re: #361 HappyWarrior

If you don't think that someone hasn't trained their dog to snarl when Alan Colmes is on Fox... well, I'm guessing you'd be wrong.

Just remember the old conservative joke... A puppy is a liberal until he opens his eyes for the first time.

(*runs away laughing*)

366 Sionainn  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:26:33pm

re: #355 Dept of the Current Danger

How about Sean Bean?
:)

Nah, that's too easy.

I had a first grader in my class one year whose name was Geradar. When I asked her how to pronounce it, it sounded like "Juh-rar-dar." I had a really hard time believing that was how her name was supposed to be pronounced. This bothered me for weeks. It came out a bit later that her family was from Haiti. I finally got the idea to ask her how her mother said her name. That was the right question to ask. She told me her mom called her "zheh-DAH". That was more like it! When I asked her why she told me it was pronounced the other way, she said it was because that's what everyone at school always called her. I started correcting all the kids in the class and went around to the other teachers and told them all how her name was supposed to be pronounced.

I looked her up online not too long ago, and from what I can tell, she's now using the correct pronunciation which made me so happy...I thought her name was beautiful sounding.

367 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:29:43pm

re: #81 Gus

Here it is...

Cal Thomas Says Rachel Maddow Is A Good Argument For Contraception

I'd say Mr. Thomas is a far better one.

368 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:30:03pm

re: #363 darthstar

Nice speech.

[Video]

Wow.

369 Mickey Blumental  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:30:57pm

What a rant! Santorum was practically FROTHING at the mouth. ;-)

370 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:31:24pm

re: #362 Kragar

DeMint at CPAC: Compromise Is the Enemy

What an idiot Demint is. And of course whenever the president inevitably gets something his way, he'll complain about partisanship.

371 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 3:42:47pm

re: #190 Bulworth

Well, George Soros hasn't given me my gun yet, so I don't know about this.

I got one from him. I wish he'd listened to my request. I got an M16 and I wanted a P90.

Grump.

372 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 4:31:29pm

re: #231 SanFranciscoZionist

Bella's mother's name is Renee, and the Mommy Vampire in Edward's nest is Esme. Hence...

They call her Ness.

I'm marked for life, I'm telling you.

My new granddaughter is Ella Rivka. I think that's a sweet, normal name.

373 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Feb 9, 2012 5:55:52pm

re: #361 HappyWarrior

This is exactly what's lame about the conservative movement. Everything has to be conservative. What's next? Making sure your pet is conservative by getting him to bark whenever liberals are on the TV? I mean damn. I am a liberal guy but there's more to life than just ideology.

Actually, I've seen videos on YouTube where people are very proud of themselves for teaching their dog to bark whenever Bush/Obama (depending) on TV.

374 S'latch  Fri, Feb 10, 2012 6:12:31am

Rick Santorum redefines the term "political science."


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