“stop raping people.”

He reads too much LGF. /

Losing it implies he once had it.

Your a star now Andrew! A star of the CPAC freak show!

"BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!"

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark. He sure told them.
/

Maybe he's projecting or something? I don't get it.

re: #1 (~_^)

He reads too much LGF. /

///He's gonna beg them to stop stabbing people and shitting everywhere next...

I think he's one media failure away from a total meltdown. Not pretty.

re: #5 Conservative Moonbat

Maybe he's projecting or something? I don't get it.

He's had it with those mfng owsers at that mfng cpac.

re: #8 Slumbering Behemoth

I think he's one media failure from a total meltdown. Not pretty.

At this rate he better have a mobile crash cart nearby at all times.

He seems to do something like this every CPAC. Was it the last where he got into some ranting fight over a question about O'keefe, screaming about cleaning up the inner cities and someone's "drawers" or something? I imagine it usually follows CPAC happy hour.

So, I've got a web ad saying "Jesus Christ is Lord" showing a blonde with big tits wearing a cowboy hat and a halter top, asking if I want to meet hot Christian singles.

I'm confused. Is this a test? If someone says yes, do they burn in hell for the lust in their hearts? I just don't know.

re: #12 Kragar

Well, if you're gonna burn for saying "yes", you may as well shoot for full on corruption of your date. Or better, total perversion conversion.

re: #12 Kragar

So, I've got a web ad saying "Jesus Christ is Lord" showing a blonde with big tits wearing a cowboy hat and a halter top, asking if I want to meet hot Christian singles.

I'm confused. Is this a test? If someone says yes, do they burn in hell for the lust in their hearts? I just don't know.

If you say yes a choir of monks and nuns in heavy robes come to your door and sing a little Palestrina.

re: #1  

Is your username now "ampersand nbsp semicolon", or is it "alt 0255"?

re: #15 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

Former.

re: #14 Decatur Deb

If you say yes a choir of monks and nuns in heavy robes come to your door and sing a little Palestrina.

Then they subject you to The Comfy Chair.

re: #10 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

At this rate he better have a mobile crash cart nearby at all times.

I think one more ding on O'Keefe or another of Andy's close media pals and he's gonna completely lose it.

re: #18 Slumbering Behemoth

I think one more ding on O'Keefe or another of Andy's close media pals and he's gonna completely lose it.

Manic now. Catatonia to follow.

The quickest way to turn me against your "cause", even if I previously believed in it, is to behave in public the way Breitbart is behaving here. That guy must have had a weird childhood or something. As Hank Hill would say, that boy ain't right.

The second-quickest way to turn me against your cause is to state your ideals in rhyming form and then chant it in unison.

If you and 100 of your pals come at me yelling "Hey hey, ho ho, venereal warts have got to go", I'm suddenly feeling a bit compelled to seek out sex with every single person ever depicted on "Jersey Shore".

In unrelated news, I'm slightly disappointed nobody has used this as a display name yet.

Islamists are now trying concrete efforts to kill Obama on American soil. I take this as confirmation we are doing the right things to them. From Wikipedia.

An Uzbek man Ulugbek Kodirov pleads guilty to plotting with the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan to assassinate President of the United States Barack Obama in a hearing in Birmingham, Alabama.

Obama can count on my vote.

re: #19 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

From you lips to Gravel's dusty ears, may it be so.

If they want to take us back to the mid 1920's then at least get the era music right. And dress up for a night out.

Herr Ober

re: #17 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

Then they subject you to The Comfy Chair.

Gobble tot?

I thought only atheists did that.

re: #20 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

It's not the first time either. He's been losing it on the cam for some time now.

re: #25 (^_~)

It's not the first time either. He's been losing it on the cam for some time now.

He sure is... eccentric.

//

Michael Keegan Speaks with Al Sharpton about White Nationalists at CPAC

On Wednesday, PFAW sent out an alert urging the GOP presidential candidates speaking at this week's Conservative Political Action Conference, to denounce the views of a white nationalist leader who had been invited to speak on a panel at the same event.

No GOP leaders have spoken up yet.

For old times sake.

Breitbart Voice Mail Crackup

re: #26 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

He sure is... eccentric.

//

Yep. Also, the Tasmanian Devil is a bit... active.

Gold.

This tantrum of his will last forever on the Internets. Forever.

re: #21 ProGunLiberal

Islamists are now trying concrete efforts to kill Obama on American soil. I take this as confirmation we are doing the right things to them. From Wikipedia.

Obama can count on my vote.

By now, every time the president makes a high-profile speech, bad guys all over the world panic because it probably means the SEALs are coming.

re: #31 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

That's the way I LIKE IT!!!

Navy announces USS Gabrielle Giffords
[Link: www.cnn.com...]

re: #33 Varek Raith

Navy announces USS Gabrielle Giffords
[Link: www.cnn.com...]

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

It's become obvious that the Republicans realize Obama is the best available candidate for President, and they all intend to vote for him. They've just been having a bit of a pull on our Lefty legs.

re: #28 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

"... saying this guy is a right wing extremist, and it's such a fucking slander on people like me..."

Well, Andy has a bit more self awareness than I gave him credit for.

How many of these extreme right-wingers are really that extreme?

Assuming expressions of political belief are indicators of position on the liberal/conservative continuum there seems to be too many, statistically speaking, clustered around the extreme conservative end of the spectrum. I'm wondering if the West's infatuation with celebrity is leading people normally closer to the centre to act more extreme?

re: #23 dell*nix

If they want to take us back to the mid 1920's then at least get the era music right. And dress up for a night out.

Herr Ober

[Video]

1913 Paris. Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" caused a riot (literally). A few decades later, Disney used it in "Fantasia".

re: #23 dell*nix

If they want to take us back to the mid 1920's then at least get the era music right. And dress up for a night out.

Herr Ober

[Video]

If they reimpose Prohibition they'll lose Geller and friends in a heartbeat.

re: #39 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

If they reimpose Prohibition they'll lose Geller and friends in a heartbeat.

I pray that never happens. I'd hate to find myself having a common cause with Geller.

I think I just figured out how the CPAC Rap Routine makes me feel.

You know that scene in "The Producers " (the original movie), where they do the entire Nazi song and dance in the opening number, and then pan slowly across the audience full of dressed-up New Yorkers staring in blank-faced horror?

Like that.

re: #41 SanFranciscoZionist

I think I just figured out how the CPAC Rap Routine makes me feel.

You know that scene in "The Producers " (the original movie), where they do the entire Nazi song and dance in the opening number, and then pan slowly across the audience full of dressed-up New Yorkers staring in blank-faced horror?

Like that.

Don't be a dummy, be a smarty, come and join the CPAC party?

(oops. I just Godwined the thread. Apologies)

Drink! Whew.

This video is really calling for a remix.

On Yahoo, they have a thing on the front page saying "Big Names Turn up at CPAC"

Those "big names?" Kirk Cameron, Chuck Woolery, and Babyfactory Dugg...I mean, Michelle Duggar.

Whoo! I'm getting celeb crazy just thinking about it!

re: #45 JamesWI

On Yahoo, they have a thing on the front page saying "Big Names Turn up at CPAC"

Those "big names?" Kirk Cameron, Chuck Woolery, and Babyfactory Dugg...I mean, Michelle Duggar.

Whoo! I'm getting celeb crazy just thinking about it!

They're not even B-listers.

In doing my search for the latest creationism news (there is some, btw, but none surprising) I hit upon the latest Jazz Shaw article over at HotAir in which Jazz thinks that the best thing that could happen to the GOP is if Santorum does indeed get the nomination and then the result of the election will either prover that SoCons are indeed the future of the GOP or that SoCons need to be kicked out of the GOP.

Sort of the kamikaze approach to politics, I guess.

re: #46 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

They're not even B-listers.

At least the actual writer of the story has it closer to the correct term, calling them "quasi-celebrities"

Speaking of the war against atavism:

Sexy Israeli fashion shoot parodies mehadrin buses

The February issue of BelleMode, an Israeli fashion magazine, is speaking up against anti-women events in Israeli public life in its own provocative way. Their making-of video is below and here’s some of the full set. But here’s the question: protest notwithstanding, is this also sexist objectification?

The creationism news of the day: An IDiot shows up to a NH Board of Education meeting to support a NH State Assembly bill that would require the TEACH THE CONTROVERSY meme:

Bill would protect teachers who want to teach alternatives to evolution

Bills assert science only a theory

Just the usual IDiocy.

re: #50 freetoken

The creationism news of the day: An IDiot shows up to a NH Board of Education meeting to support a NH State Assembly bill that would require the TEACH THE CONTROVERSY meme:

Bill would protect teachers who want to teach alternatives to evolution

Bills assert science only a theory

Just the usual IDiocy.

Dalek Evolution

This theory of evolution is supported by documentary evidence of the Talky Toaster being found. Along with its expression of dislike for humanity due to their not eating enough toast.

re: #49 freetoken

Speaking of the war against atavism:

Sexy Israeli fashion shoot parodies mehadrin buses

[Video]

You should page this one. There are a lot of angles from which to look at this one and possibly interpret it. It's definitely a thumbing of the nose parody, but arguably goes beyond that as well.

Yes mommy Andrew dearest!

re: #53 CPAC Freak Show: Staring Andrew Breitbart

Yes mommy Andrew dearest!

Going to ship him some coat hangers?
/

Oh, and speaking of paleo-stupidity, PaleoPat's latest column titled "Obama's Trampling on God's Turf Now", which is about the whole brouhaha over abortion and Catholic institutions and Komen, etc, has the following as one of the paragraphs:

Where did justices get the power to decide whether laws enacted by the people or their elected representatives will be allowed to stand in this republic? Where did these nine justices get the right to be sole and final arbiters of what the Constitution and the laws say and do not say?

"Where"? PaleoPat should know the answer... but doesn't want to admit it. Article III section 2 of the Constitution has long been interpreted as giving the USSC the "power" of which PaleoPat writes.

The PaleoPat article is of course just another repeat of the "War on Christianity" motif. I expect lots more of this by Nov.

re: #51 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

Heh.

re: #50 freetoken

I wasn't able to attend, but a co-worker who was tells me that Eugenie Scott gave a really great talk on this topic at the Texas Freethought Convention in Houston, October of last year (also notable for being Christopher Hitchens' last public appearance). Astoundingly, there doesn't seem to be a video record of her talk on the intertubes. How can this be?

Also: [Link: controversy.wearscience.com...]

re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth

Heh.

[Video]

Oh no! Isn't the toaster what you get when you reach 10,000 karma!?!?

(flees in terror)

re: #39 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

Invest in lots of copper tubing. And sugar. And yeast. Skip the auto radiators please. I like my alcohol lead free.

That video was the real Andrew Breitbart: theater, but not really theater.

I'm stunned by the Video..And Andrews childish screaming..
I would think an Adult 'Conservative' leader could simply say they disagreed, show some class and be on your way to dinner with Ann Coulter or somebody ..He acted like a 12 year old trying to shout down his mother at Wal-Mart.. Pathetic

re: #59 dell*nix

Invest in lots of copper tubing. And sugar. And yeast. Skip the auto radiators please. I like my alcohol lead free.

Juniper berries and catnip for flavoring.

Breitbart's just happy to be featured on the front page here again.

Fucking retard.

Oh, and before you get offended at that second line:
Image: 418349_327020217336020_316330695071639_914273_161189012_n.jpg

Hmm. Pick up little things every day. Listening to some Garbage and never realized that the drum line to "Stupid Girl" is that of the Clash song "Train in Vain". And Wikipedia supports that along with stating that the Clash members were properly credited.

Different building on the same foundation. Both are good songs.

(And I still think Garbage's "#1 Crush" is one of the creepiest songs ever. But also one of the best ones describing obsession/fanaticism I've ever come across.)

The Senates #1 creationist, James Inhofe, pimping his AGW is a Hoax stump speech and book at CPAC:

Don't you think with Andys' myriad list of contacts he could have spent his time; Discussing pros and cons of wives, money and influence and the lifetimes of them with Newt (Forever Stained and Disgraced Former Speaker of The House) Gingrich...OR; The pluses and minuses of being a governor that realized there was more money on the national scene and the grifting advantages of being supremely vague, with Sarah Palin...OR; How the separation of church and state has been detrimental to the true calling of The United States of America and how to break that barrier with Rick Santorum...OR; Ask Mitt Romney just what he is doing at this cluster fuck of people that would like to see him hanging alongside a few people a bit tanner than him, but he'll do in a pinch..OR; Ask the entire GOP/TP just what the fuck is wrong with them. Oh wait...It's Andrew Blightbart. Never mind. G'nite and g'day all.

Gah. It's like a car crash at this point. You don't want to look at it, but at the same time, you have to.

The fascination of the abomination.

And yes, that should be a rotating title.

Ken Miller posts an article at HuffPo: America's Darwin Problem

It's an ok read, not very innovative and no one here will be surprised by it... but I bring it up because the commenters sound like the usual sort one finds in podunk newspaper websites, or in Salem Communications websites.

The real "Darwin Problem" we have is that too many vested interests are not willing to tell idiots that they are, indeed, ignorant fools.

I used to think he was a piss-head.
But it's pretty clear Breitbart is a drug addict - and he's in big trouble.
I actually feel sorry for the guy. As someone who used to have such issues, I wouldn't wish that mind-swamp on anybody.

re: #69 cinesimon

I actually feel sorry for the guy.

I don't feel sorry for him. Bratfart knows exactly what he is doing, and why he is doing it (hint:$).

re: #68 freetoken

What do we want?!?!

re: #71 Slumbering Behemoth

What do we want?!?!

Doesn't scan particularly well.

re: #72 Ooh, look, shiny...

Doesn't scan particularly well.

That's the problem with the scientific process, not very sound bitey.

re: #73 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

That's the problem with the scientific process, not very sound bitey.

This is why it loses in popularity contests with, say, Jersey Shore.

re: #74 Ooh, look, shiny...

This is why it loses in popularity contests with, say, Jersey Shore.

On a side note..And it's Time out for the Thunder Game..
I think you have one of the most beautiful avatars I've ever seen

re: #75 The Hoopster

On a side note..And it's Time out for the Thunder Game..
I think you have one of the most beautiful avatars I've ever seen

I'm afraid to change it. FBV would follow me and downding every comment until I changed it back.

*sigh*

Rep. Steve King Won't Concede That Birth Control Prevents Pregnancies

Can I just call this man an ignorant motherfucker and be done with it already? It would save a lot of time.

While no one was watching:

Russia jails military officer as U.S. spy

re: #75 The Hoopster

See this, from Wikipedia:

An Uzbek man Ulugbek Kodirov pleads guilty to plotting with the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan to assassinate President of the United States Barack Obama in a hearing in Birmingham, Alabama.

I think Obama's policy against the radicals is working.

re: #77 Lidane

*sigh*

Rep. Steve King Won't Concede That Birth Control Prevents Pregnancies

Can I just call this man an ignorant motherfucker and be done with it already? It would save a lot of time.

Ignorant motherfucker seems lacking. Needs to be a hella or mega in there.

Minor quibble.

re: #68 freetoken

The real "Darwin Problem" we have is that too many vested interests are not willing to tell idiots that they are, indeed, ignorant fools.

GASP you can't say that; it's disrespectful.

re: #77 Lidane

*sigh*

Rep. Steve King Won't Concede That Birth Control Prevents Pregnancies

Can I just call this man an ignorant motherfucker and be done with it already? It would save a lot of time.

Send him a letter. Ask him if he thinks that playing defense prevents touchdowns. Explain the analogy to him. He still won't get it.

re: #77 Lidane

*sigh*

Rep. Steve King Won't Concede That Birth Control Prevents Pregnancies

Can I just call this man an ignorant motherfucker and be done with it already? It would save a lot of time.

It's 2012 and this dumbass still thinks the average man on the street gives a shit what the Catholic Church's position on the morning-after pill is?

re: #83 Targetpractice

Went to the doctor today for prescription refill. He was asking about my blood pressure being up and I told him about the idiots at cpac and how the candidates are sucking up to them. He was surprised at my description of the issues brought up there.

Just looked at my change from the parking garage and the five dollar bill was defaced with a stamp that read "Protect the unborn, Defend life." Have to swap it out at the bank tomorrow when I stop by for other business.

Was just thinking. Remember when the wingnuts freaked out about this commercial?

Green Police Audi Super Bowl Promo

By then we already saw the writing on the wall with these folks.

re: #85 Gus

No, I don't remember it, but since I don't keep up in what's happening in sports that's not too surprising.

re: #83 Targetpractice

By looking at your avatar, can I assume you've played the latest Deus Ex game?

If so, thoughts?

re: #84 dell*nix

Went to the doctor today for perscription refill. He was asking about my blood pressure being up and I told him about the idiots at cpac and how the candidates are sucking up to them. He was surprised at my description of the issues brought up there.

Just looked at my change from the parking garage and the five dollar bill was defaced with a stamp that read "Protect the unborn, Defend life." Have to swap it out at the bank tomorrow when I stop by for other business.

The GOP's really signing their own death warrant by this point, loading up on the social issues at a time when the biggest concern is the economy and jobs. But I guess that's all they really have to run on by this point, as the economy's in a steady upward swing and jobs are beginning to come back. How do you claim to be the guy to fix the economy when it looks like the economy's fixing itself?

re: #86 freetoken

No, I don't remember it, but since I don't keep up in what's happening in sports that's not too surprising.

Erm. I don't follow sports either. This came up during the time it came out. Malkin and Hot Air freaking out about some goofy commercial.

re: #87 Slumbering Behemoth

By looking at your avatar, can I assume you've played the latest Deus Ex game?

If so, thoughts?

Great graphics, fairly solid combat and stealth, the skills got too simplistic compared to its predecessor, and the storyline's way shorter. Overall, I'd recommend it, especially if you're into cyberpunk.

re: #89 Gus

They're always freaking out about some advert ... somehow all the corporations are in on the UN's plan to control the world or something.

re: #85 Gus

Was just thinking. Remember when the wingnuts freaked out about this commercial?

No, I don't, and anyway why would they? It depicts common doofi being arrested by THE GREEN POLICE. Seems right up Wingnut Alley.

BTW, on another topic which I've not kept posting like I used to... I see that the media and blogsters are killing the story on the GRACE measurements of glacier melt, especially in regards to the Himalayas.

The big news sites are not much better than the atavistic anti-science crowd. MSNBC and The Guardian both pushed stories with misleading headlines, and in the case of MSNBC with substantially misleading contents too.

re: #90 Targetpractice

The skills got too simplistic? Care to elaborate?

re: #94 Slumbering Behemoth

The skills got too simplistic? Care to elaborate?

They replaced skill points with "Praxis points" that simply unlock abilities in your augmentations. You can operate any weapons, hack, and all the other abilities right out of the gate. So instead of needing to think out which skills you'll want to focus on, it's now just figuring out at what point in the game you need which skill.

re: #88 Targetpractice

Best I can hope for is it is like a boil coming to a head and bursting. Big mess and hopefully the body politic will eject the core infection along with the mess. If not then the only thing to hope for is an anti-infective that works in doses that are not poison to the whole system.

re: #61 The Hoopster

I'm stunned by the Video..And Andrews childish screaming..
I would think an Adult 'Conservative' leader could simply say they disagreed, show some class and be on your way to dinner with Ann Coulter or somebody ..He acted like a 12 year old trying to shout down his mother at Wal-Mart.. Pathetic

12? More like a 3 year old.

re: #96 dell*nix

Best I can hope for is it is like a boil coming to a head and bursting. Big mess and hopefully the body politic will eject the core infection along with the mess. If not then the only thing to hope for is an anti-infective that works in doses that are not poison to the whole system.

If Santorum succeeds in winning the nomination, then you may get your wish. There'd be no way to argue that he's not "conservative enough," as he couldn't be more conservative without dressing in Inquisitor robes. At least with Romney, the GOP could claim that their focus is on jobs and the economy. With Santorum, it's obvious that he's on the ticket because he's the biggest Bible thumper amongst the pack, which would alienate everybody but the hardcore base.

re: #98 Targetpractice

According to some posters at far-right sites, like HotAir, Santorum is not a "conservative".

Something about him believing states could reject "Right to Work", and his support for Social Security, etc.

re: #95 Targetpractice

Ah, okay. Thanks. Maybe I'll rent it.

How about trip mines/grenades? In the first game they were one and the same. You could either place them like mines or toss them like grenades. They changed that in the second game, which kind of ticked me off.

re: #99 freetoken

According to some posters at far-right sites, like HotAir, Santorum is not a "conservative".

Something about him believing states could reject "Right to Work", and his support for Social Security, etc.

Wait, what?

Anyone who tries to argue that Santorum isn't a conservative is a fucking lunatic. The guy is as close as you can get to Torquemada in a sweater vest without completely alienating everyone.

re: #100 Slumbering Behemoth

Ah, okay. Thanks. Maybe I'll rent it.

How about trip mines/grenades? In the first game they were one and the same. You could either place them like mines or toss them like grenades. They changed that in the second game, which kind of ticked me off.

You got mine templates now, which you can combine with any of the grenades to make an equivalent mine. EMP mines come in especially handy for boss fights and against mechs.

re: #101 Lidane

E.g.:

Just donated another $250 to Santorum. Worth every penny.

Norwegian on February 10, 2012 at 10:24 PM

So, does the fact that he voted against Right To Work make you happy? Or was it all the earmarks? The five votes to increase the debt limit? The expansion of government? The votes against a balanced budget amendment?

Nahhh..my guess is it is a spite and a desire to obey the talk radio Gods.

Terrye on February 11, 2012 at 12:08 AM

Don’t forget SantorumCare…

ohh, wait..

shannon76 on February 11, 2012 at 12:12 AM

re: #103 freetoken

E.g.:

So, does the fact that he voted against Right To Work make you happy? Or was it all the earmarks? The five votes to increase the debt limit? The expansion of government? The votes against a balanced budget amendment?

Nahhh..my guess is it is a spite and a desire to obey the talk radio Gods.

Terrye on February 11, 2012 at 12:08 AM

Don’t forget SantorumCare…

ohh, wait..

shannon76 on February 11, 2012 at 12:12 AM

Sounds like a couple of closeted Paulians.

re: #104 Targetpractice

Sounds like a couple of closeted Paulians.

True Conservatives, no doubt.

Oh Dear Lord..I just Googled the Rolex that my dad gave me..I'm shocked..
I'm wearing a watch worth a mid size new auto..I'm blown away...Here it is
[Link: www.worldofwatches.com...]

re: #106 The Hoopster

Aha!! You're now one of the "1%"!

re: #102 Targetpractice

Aw. I miss the dual purpose grenade/mine. I thought that was the coolest idea back then.

Andy is just a pain slut, who won't admit his need for attention.
Moving on to more interesting things...

re: #107 freetoken

Aha!! You're now one of the "1%"!

LOL.. You should see the diamond rings..But i was blessed to be adapted into a pretty well to do family in Napa. All that is left now is us kids...Mom and dad are in that little mansion on the hill. I miss them..
I would give up all I have just for one more minute...

re: #106 The Hoopster

Oh Dear Lord..I just Googled the Rolex that my dad gave me..I'm shocked..
I'm wearing a watch worth a mid size new auto..I'm blown away...Here it is
[Link: www.worldofwatches.com...]

When I was 17, my dad died from poorly-managed diabetes and shortly thereafter my mother ditched me in favor of a hardcore alcoholic half her age. She left the state but not before somehow managing to put all her debts in my name. That was 21 years ago, so I really have no excuse for not being SO OVER IT by now. Her boozy beau died a few years ago, and according to the several deranged letters I've received from my mother in recent years, it was all my fault anyway. As of now I'm only about $5000 away from having her debts paid off.

Anyway, never mind all that. Tell us more about your expensive watch.

re: #106 The Hoopster

Oh Dear Lord..I just Googled the Rolex that my dad gave me..I'm shocked..
I'm wearing a watch worth a mid size new auto..I'm blown away...Here it is
[Link: www.worldofwatches.com...]

Sneaks up & mugs the Hoopster!
Might be for the watch, might not be...
You'll never know!
LOL!

re: #109 Floral Giraffe

Andy is just a pain slut, who won't admit his need for attention.
Moving on to more interesting things...

I take offense to your unfair comparison to Pain Sluts. Not cool, FG. Not cool at all.
/

re: #113 Slumbering Behemoth

I take offense to your unfair comparison to Pain Sluts. Not cool, FG. Not cool at all.
/

You, and Marquis Donatien Alphonse François.

re: #111 Bishop Cornwallis Gobbletot

When I was 17, my dad died from poorly-managed diabetes and shortly thereafter my mother ditched me in favor of a hardcore alcoholic half her age. She left the state but not before somehow managing to put all her debts in my name. That was 21 years ago, so I really have no excuse for not being SO OVER IT by now. Her boozy beau died a few years ago, and according to the several deranged letters I've received from my mother in recent years, it was all my fault anyway. As of now I'm only about $5000 away from having her debts paid off.

Anyway, never mind all that. Tell us more about your expensive watch.

I'm sorry to hear that.. I really am..
I grew up in foster homes till I was 12..I got lucky..So don't judge me please..I didn't mean to sound like I was bragging about the Watch..I'm shocked about the watch...

re: #114 freetoken

You, and Marquis Donatien Alphonse François.

Except in that case the Marquis wasn't the pain slut. He was the one dishing out the pain.

Andy, OTOH, needs to find a Dominatrix already. All that pent up tension can't be good.

re: #112 Floral Giraffe

Sneaks up & mugs the Hoopster!
Might be for the watch, might not be...
You'll never know!
LOL!

What's cooking good looking?

re: #117 The Hoopster

What's cooking good looking?

Your watch.

re: #117 The Hoopster

All is well here, how are you?

re: #116 Lidane

Andy, OTOH, needs to find a Dominatrix already.

Weird people do weird things for money. I don't think there's anyone out there weird enough or desperate enough for that job. And I've known my fair share of hard up weirdos.

re: #120 Slumbering Behemoth

Weird people do weird things for money. I don't think there's anyone out there weird enough or desperate enough for that job. And I've known my fair share of hard up weirdos.

Robots.

re: #119 Floral Giraffe

All is well here, how are you?

Pretty good...
You and I know as we have spoke about this..Losing a parent is painful and healing takes time..
But..For the last couple of weeks I think I've remembered every single moment of our lives..I willed every second to return late at night staring at the ceiling..I remember the very first Basketball game of mine he came to..
A million memories i had long forgotten..

re: #120 Slumbering Behemoth

Weird people do weird things for money. I don't think there's anyone out there weird enough or desperate enough for that job. And I've known my fair share of hard up weirdos.

A dude like Andy Breitbart is basically looking for self-actualization by making himself a star, in a way that fits his personality, he basically created his own profession

and that profession is him trolling people on the internet with his fake-news schtick, and screaming at liberals. Or taking surrepetitious pictures of liberals. (Maybe he's also a voyeur) Basically, this is what he'd be doing anyway, he's just figured out how to make it pay his rent

re: #121 Varek Raith

Right. We start doing that sort of thing, making robots for that, and we'll have a mechanoid revolution on our hands that would blow Asimov's mind.

re: #120 Slumbering Behemoth

See also, Alex Jones, every televangelist everywhere

re: #12 Kragar

So, I've got a web ad saying "Jesus Christ is Lord" showing a blonde with big tits wearing a cowboy hat and a halter top, asking if I want to meet hot Christian singles.

I'm confused. Is this a test? If someone says yes, do they burn in hell for the lust in their hearts? I just don't know.

Charlie Brown

I got a rock.

(Rick Santorum for President)

re: #125 windupbird is in the gravity well

Why can't those buttholes just be comedians. Pretty much the same thing, but without being total dicks, and occasionally making people laugh in a good way.

Image: political-pictures-denmark-royally-busted.gif

Lol.

Since I'm following up on the Adam & Eve &Genetics stuff I've been scrounging the religio-sphere... and it seems as if pockets of the Evangelical-uverse is all a twitter about some newly discovered papyri:

First century Mark fragment and extensive papyrus/i?

Sounds pretty suspect to me. No doubt it is possible to discover more papyri than is currently in known collections, but the claimants in this case seem a bit too connected to the source of claims (not unlike all those Noah's Ark discoveries.)

re: #128 Varek Raith

Deer Lord!

The problem with so many so-called conservative comedians is they're working so hard to be conservative, they never get around to the comedian part.

re: #129 freetoken

"How do these manuscripts change what we believe the original New Testament to say?"

Doesn't matter.
Had sects.

re: #132 Slumbering Behemoth

"How do these manuscripts change what we believe the original New Testament to say?"

Doesn't matter.
Had sects.

*Shakes head*

re: #132 Slumbering Behemoth

"How do these manuscripts change what we believe the original New Testament to say?"

Doesn't matter.
Had sects.

You didn't just...

re: #133 Varek Raith

*Shakes head*

Did he just...

re: #133 Varek Raith

But it doesn't really matter. The more prominent thumpers in the world beat "The Word" into saying whatever the fuck they want it to say.

re: #135 Slumbering Behemoth

But it doesn't really matter. The more prominent thumpers in the world beat "The Word" into saying whatever the fuck they want it to say.

On the bright side, you made me recall this.

re: #131 Kragar

The problem with so many so-called conservative comedians is they're working so hard to be conservative, they never get around to the comedian part.

You can only drag out the "Liberals are all like this, while conservatives are all like that" before you start sounding like that weird jelly comedian from Futurama.

re: #132 Slumbering Behemoth

More importantly, the air of charlantism is strong with this:

The claim:

(1) is made by somebody who has a vested interest in proving the Bible to be Absolutely True;
(2) is about physical items no one is allowed (so far) to see publicly;
(3) about authenticity is from an unnamed paleographer who
(4) reported makes claims that paleographers generally do not make (about certainty.)

Oh dear sweet Anthrax, oh how I've missed you.

This is one is directly related to the CPAC crowd.

Some may say NSFW.

Booya! 3.5 hours of drinking with a friend and I'm in such a good mood now.

FYI, Jim Beam makes a rye whiskey, and it SUCKS; still tastes like bourbon. Blech.

...
Why am I watching Voyager?
...

re: #141 Varek Raith

...
Why am I watching Voyager?
...

Jerry Ryan's tits.

re: #142 Kragar

Fantastic as they are, that's not a good enough excuse.

Besides, I'll bet dollars to donuts that Varek is watching for Kate Mulgrew's mole.

re: #143 Slumbering Behemoth

Fantastic as they are, that's not a good enough excuse.

I'll cut him some slack.

Its not like he was watching DS-9.

re: #144 Kragar

I'll cut him some slack.

Its not like he was watching DS-9.

I've already gone through B5 and Dr. Who.
Sigh, need more scifi.

Ah, 80s metal about British comic books, does it get any better?

re: #145 Varek Raith

I've already gone through B5 and Dr. Who.
Sigh, need more scifi.

Farscape?

re: #147 Kragar

Farscape?

That too.
And Sliders.
Lexx.

re: #145 Varek Raith

If you've got the netflix, every episode of Red Dwarf is on there. You get your sci-fi and your comedy in one ball of wax. What's not to like?

re: #148 Varek Raith

That too.
And Sliders.
Lexx.

Mystery Science Theater?

re: #149 Slumbering Behemoth

If you've got the netflix, every episode of Red Dwarf is on there. You get your sci-fi and your comedy in one ball of wax. What's not to like?

"They used to call me Ace."
"followed closely by hole."

re: #149 Slumbering Behemoth

If you've got the netflix, every episode of Red Dwarf is on there. You get your sci-fi and your comedy in one ball of wax. What's not to like?

Ah ha! That'll work.

re: #150 Kragar

Mystery Science Theater?

Add that too.

Geez, such a lack of recent, good tv.
:/

re: #152 Varek Raith

Ah ha! That'll work.

re: #150 Kragar

Add that too.

Geez, such a lack of recent, good tv.
:/

Seen Dr Horrible yet?

I guess I could also add the last season of Enterprise seeing as they ditched the temporal cold war nonsense arc.
Right?

re: #153 Kragar

Seen Dr Horrible yet?

No.
Just googled it.
*Adds that to list*

re: #155 Varek Raith

No.
Just googled it.
*Adds that to list*

re: #153 Kragar

Beware the Terrible Death Whinny.

re: #157 Slumbering Behemoth

Beware the Terrible Death Whinny.

From the thoroughbred of sin?

re: #156 Kragar

[Video]

Lol.

re: #159 Varek Raith

Lol.

The prelude...

re: #156 Kragar

Thank you, Writers Guild of America strike.

re: #159 Varek Raith

It's a 40 min. long thing. You should watch it now. RIGHT NOW!
/

re: #162 Slumbering Behemoth

It's a 40 min. long thing. You should watch it now. RIGHT NOW!
/

We can wait.

re: #149 Slumbering Behemoth

If you've got the netflix, every episode of Red Dwarf is on there. You get your sci-fi and your comedy in one ball of wax. What's not to like?

if you like RD you'd probably dig the new Doctor Who, very cool and has some of that RD spunky weirdness

"Don't you eyeball me, Ghandi"

vivagazpacho

re: #164 windupbird is in the gravity well

if you like RD you'd probably dig the new Doctor Who, very cool and has some of that RD spunky weirdness

Needs more musical numbers

re: #166 Kragar

It has Vincent Van Fucking Gogh it doesn't need musical numbers

(okay, so he sounded scottish, STILL VINCENT VAN GOGH)

oh and any Red Dwarf fan who hasn't seen Mighty Boosh had better remedy that, because it's really the rock and roll Red Dwarf

Just went through every episode of Farscape for the 2nd time.
We have started on Lexx again.
Our dog is named after the show.

re: #170 And I will always love you

Just went through every episode of Farscape for the 2nd time.
We have started on Lexx again.
Our dog is named after the show.

watch Mighty Boosh

re: #171 windupbird is in the gravity well

Is it sci fi?

re: #167 windupbird is in the gravity well

It has Vincent Van Fucking Gogh it doesn't need musical numbers

But think about how much better it would have been if it had Van Gogh in the musical number...

re: #78 freetoken

While no one was watching:

In what sense?

Morning, all

Good morning.

I'd observe that the Occupy protestors here weren't nearly as large as I expected, but they did try to break in twice both around the time of the Romney speech yesterday ( circa 1:00 pm EST)

Honestly, it's mostly Santorum Christian nutjobs and the Paultards here. It is funny however how the GOP insiders like to pretend that the latter don't exist, even when most of my friends are. I give myself another 8 or so hours before I snap at one of those guys and start an actual argument with them. Would also note however, that a lot of the more traditional guys are seeming to think "auditing the Fed" is a good idea, as it's a fairly logical transition from the whole "never bail out the banks" thing.

For now, I'll observe that one of them today implied though he refused to outright state it said that our economic meltdown was the result of a Chinese economic terrorist attack, because a huge amount of money just vanished and all that.

re: #172 And I will always love you

Is it sci fi?

it is hallucinogenic gloriousness

Crack snaking fliberty jibbets!!! Apparently Netflix is no longer streaming episodes of Red Dwarf. Way to make me look like an asshole, netflix.

I guess I'll just go watch... porn. Seems to be one of the few free things you can watch on the internet anymore. Imagine that.
///

G'nite y'all.

re: #178 Slumbering Behemoth

Crack snaking fliberty jibbets!!! Apparently Netflix is no longer streaming episodes of Red Dwarf. Way to make me look like an asshole, netflix.

I guess I'll just go watch... porn. Seems to be one of the few free things you can watch on the internet anymore. Imagine that.
///

G'nite y'all.

Looks like Amazon Prime has it now, sweet! Off to watch some RD.

So let us get it straight: if someone shows up unbidden at an OWS event and rants something offensive, all of OWS bears the onus.

If CPAC invites a raving racist/white supremacist/Islamophobe to one of its organized meetings this is not to reflect on CPAC in any way...

re: #180 Keynesian Kenyan

So let us get it straight: if someone shows up unbidden at an OWS event and rants something offensive, all of OWS bears the onus.

If CPAC invites a raving racist/white supremacist/Islamophobe to one of its organized meetings this is not to reflect on CPAC in any way...

They were being taken out of context.
/

re: #181 Kragar

They were being taken out of context.
/

It was just one!!1
/

And many of them have black friends, I have been told.

re: #183 Keynesian Kenyan

And many of them have black friends, I have been told.

Imaginary black friends.

Go to bed!
/
:P

re: #185 Varek Raith

Go to bed!
/
:P

Doctor, ...

*sigh*

Now for the stupid denial:

[Link: bigjournalism.com...]

At one point in the song the duo say “knickers,” while referencing their old-school pants. A writer at Huffington Post, with an apparently inability to spell, convinced herself that they said a racial slur, based on the sole observation that the audio technician, who happens to be black, which blogger Amanda Terkel was quick to note, walked out of frame to fix the audio levels.

*sigh again*
How stupid can one be if the joke about "knickers" was scripted in the very original YT clip on which the live performance was based?

re: #187 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

*sigh*

Now for the stupid denial:

[Link: bigjournalism.com...]

*sigh again*
How stupid can one be if the joke about "knickers" was scripted in the very original YT clip on which the live performance was based?

Riiiggghhhttt

"Gubmint spending too much of my money on those people, plus peecee won't let me say knickers."

LOL@ ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

re: #189 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

LOL@ ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

YOU BROKED IT!

re: #190 戦争

YOU BROKED IT!

no u

Huh, it's snowing.
Odd.
/

ლ(´ڡ`ლ) - Hehehehe! *evil plans*

ლ(´ڡ`ლ) - Whoa! I give up! I give up!

re: #193 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

ლ(´ڡ`ლ) - Hehehehe! *evil plans*

ლ(´ڡ`ლ) - Whoa! I give up! I give up!

Your nic doesn't show up in the rating box.
:P

re: #194 戦争

Your nic doesn't show up in the rating box.
:P

I BROKED IT! YEAAAH!

//

re: #194 戦争

Wait.
Check this out.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

re: #196 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Wait.
Check this out.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Heh, it breaks the whole system!
Ruhroh.

re: #196 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Wait.
Check this out.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

(Ironically, the comic linked to in that comment fits the situation ;)

re: #197 戦争

Heh, it breaks the whole system!
Ruhroh.

Quote signs.

re: #199 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Quote signs.

Code word for Jews?
///

"Don't piss me off, or I'll give you the upding of death!"/

re: #201 ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

"Don't piss me off, or I'll give you the upding of death!"/

re: #202 戦争

₩ℌαтℯ√ℯґ ⊥ℌα⊥ ẘαṧ.

'Morning, all. Is Times New Incoherent the font of the day?

re: #204 Decatur Deb

'Morning, all. Is Times New Incoherent the font of the day?

My nic is perfectly coherent!
:P

re: #204 Decatur Deb

Åη∂ ω♄¥ ⊥нℯ ♄ε¢к ηøт⁈

re: #205 戦争

My nic is perfectly coherent!
:P

It did feel a little sticky.

Sensou; War

re: #209 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

[Video]

HEY!
I'm the one that's supposed to post the weird stuff!!!

re: #210 戦争

HEY!
I'm the one that's supposed to post the weird stuff!!!

Your nick is too serious for that.

re: #211 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Your nick is too serious for that.

Not anymore.
:P

re: #209 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

[Video]

Sounds like disco, but not as good.

re: #213 Decatur Deb

Sounds like disco, but not as good.

You asked for it.

Soviet disco for you.

No complaints.

At around 2:00:

Oops:

Rick Santorum's campaign comes up 8 signatures short in effort to get on Indiana ballot
Successful challenge to signatures from 7th District could keep Republican out of primary.
[Link: www.indystar.com...]

Well, that was fun.

re: #214 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

You asked for it.

Soviet disco for you.

No complaints.

At around 2:00:

[Video]

Way to go, Deb.

Way to go.

re: #214 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

You asked for it.

Soviet disco for you.

No complaints.

At around 2:00:

[Video]

I see the difference. American disco is more musical than it is smart. Soviet disco is more smart than it is musical.

re: #218 Decatur Deb

re: #218 Decatur Deb

I see the difference. American disco is more musical than it is smart. Soviet disco is more smart than it is musical.

With optional door gags!

Nobel prizewinning space opera with links to ABBA:

re: #219 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

[Video]

How can he dance in those boots???

re: #214 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

You asked for it.

Soviet disco for you.

No complaints.

At around 2:00:

[Video]

There's a time and place for shit like that - it's called the Eurovision Song Contest. :-)

re: #222 Varek Raith

How can he dance in those boots???

ex-Tina Turner corps de ballet.

re: #223 Jimmah

There's a time and place for shit like that - it's called the Eurovision Song Contest. :-)

Exactimento! 2nd place in Eurovision 2007:

Nas Ne Dagoniat

re: #224 Decatur Deb

ex-Tina Turner corps de ballet.

Well I'll be damned.
You should go on Jeopardy!.

re: #226 Jimmah

dogoniat

re: #188 Varek Raith

Riiiggghhhttt

"Gubmint spending too much of my money on those people, plus peecee won't let me say knickers."

That's pretty fucking ironic coming from a guy whose work is distributed by an organization stuffed to the gills with wingnut welfare money.

re: #225 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Exactimento! 2nd place in Eurovision 2007:

[Video]

Iceweasel is in shock.

re: #227 Varek Raith

Well I'll be damned.
You should go on Jeopardy!.

I lied.

re: #230 Jimmah

Iceweasel is in shock.

ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

re: #225 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Exactimento! 2nd place in Eurovision 2007:

[Video]

Germans.
Figures.
/

re: #233 Varek Raith

Germans?

re: #231 Decatur Deb

I lied.

You should be on Survivor.
:P

Nice to see my four years of German being put to good use.
XD

re: #236 Varek Raith

Nice to see my four years of German being put to good use.
XD

Yeah, esp. since those are Ukrainians. :P

re: #230 Jimmah

Iceweasel is in shock.

I'm pretty sure that video is enough proof of the impending doom of the eurozone that you two should start the emergency plans to move to NYC

Breakfast time! More like brunch. Sorry, have to drag Jimmah away from you all for a bit. :)

re: #237 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Yeah, esp. since those are Ukrainians. :P

Lol.

re: #230 Jimmah

Iceweasel is in shock.

Wanna shock her again?

re: #237 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Yeah, esp. since those are Ukrainians. :P

Some of that is German, right?
I'm not hearing things???

UStream OccupiedAir Vs. CPAC from yesterday:
[Link: www.ustream.tv...]

re: #242 Varek Raith

Some of that is German, right?
I'm not hearing things???

You're not hearing things, but it's still gibberish.

re: #244 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

You're not hearing things, but it's still gibberish.

Just making sure I ain't crazy...er.

re: #241 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Wanna shock here again?

[Video]

Expected the fork to come into play.

re: #246 Decatur Deb

Expected the fork to come into play.

That's the one gun on the wall that didn't shoot. Prolly in the outtakes.

re: #247 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

That's the one gun on the wall that didn't shoot. Prolly in the outtakes.

Yeah. Thinking something traditional.

Image: battleshippotemkin.jpg

re: #248 Decatur Deb

Yeah. Thinking something traditional.

Image: battleshippotemkin.jpg

"Who else wants to try this commissar's body?!"

It's too cold to hit the gym this morning so I'm loading up a bowl not doing anything illegal instead. You guys are going to have to pick some better music to keep me amused. Get to work!

re: #249 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

"Who else wants to try this commissar's body?!"

[Video]

That's a great print. The versions we showed in the 60s looked like old newsreels.

People I didn't know were still alive:

Kirk Cameron Walks Into MSNBC Lion’s Den To Talk Up ‘Liberty And Freedom’ At CPAC
[Link: www.mediaite.com...]

Mediaite Interviews The Great Chuck Woolery At CPAC, He Is No Fan Of President Obama
[Link: www.mediaite.com...]

re: #251 Decatur Deb

The whole movie at Mosfilm's channel, with Eng subs.

re: #253 ლ(*ڡ*ლ)

Thanks--bookmarked for later.

The Walking Dead starts back tomorrow:

The Walking Dead Bosses Answer Burning Questions
[Link: www.tvguide.com...]

Sun is up and the dog demands his walk. There is always an idiot at one end of the leash or another.

re: #256 Decatur Deb

Sun is up and the dog demands his walk. There is always an idiot at one end of the leash or another.

I should probably get to bed soon.