And now, with the closing speech at an event that prominently featured white nationalists, the delightfully perky word salads of half-governor Sarah Palin.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:31:16pm |
Santorum is a “flavor-of-the-minute”.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:33:23pm |
Straw poll indicates conservatives like conservative stuff.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:33:27pm |
CPAC has been an absolute joy this year, more so than last year. It’s quite wonderful to see the GOP finally shed the last bit of dignity they had remaining to whole-heartedly embrace their darkest, most racist beliefs.
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freetoken Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:34:34pm |
According to the pollster’s own numbers, the activists at CPAC are less concerned with social issues than self-declared conservatives nationally.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:35:54pm |
Yep. Looks like their favorite choice for VP is the zealot, Marco Rubio.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:36:09pm |
Remains to be seen if Marco Rubio wants to tie himself to Lead Weight 2012.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:37:33pm |
re: #7 jaunte
Remains to be seen if Marco Rubio wants to tie himself to Lead Weight 2012.
Yeah. If he accepts it will end any of his future chances. So it’s a big gamble for him. Romney or Santorum lose in November? He can forget about a comeback. That’s been a historical reality.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:38:30pm |
I’m thinking we’ll see a Romney/Santorum ticket in some shape or form.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:38:41pm |
They clap at a chart showing that, even at this point in the primary race, 20% of the party’s voters are still listed as “undecided.” And I still heard plenty of boos amongst the cheering.
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wrenchwench Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:38:59pm |
The group there is younger because they give students a big break on the price of admission.
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erik_t Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:39:01pm |
re: #9 Kragar
I’m thinking we’ll see a Romney/Santorum ticket in some shape or form.
What’s the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:39:30pm |
The American Conservative Union? I thought these clowns hated unions. Why not The American Conservative Corporation?
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freetoken Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:39:48pm |
“She’s coming… she’s coming… she’s coming…”
Sounds like a cheap porno.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:40:02pm |
I’m pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:40:24pm |
re: #16 Charles Johnson
I’m pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.
ITS AN INFILTRATOR!
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:40:34pm |
re: #15 freetoken
“She’s coming… she’s coming… she’s coming…”
Sounds like a cheap porno.
Cheap porno is redundant.
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Kronocide Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:41:03pm |
re: #16 Charles Johnson
I’m pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.
Progressive Plant!
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:41:09pm |
re: #12 erik_t
What’s the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?
Whens the last time a major political party let its lunatic fringe dictate its goals?
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Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:41:17pm |
re: #12 erik_t
What’s the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?
Romney/Santorum (among other slight problems) is geographically a no-go.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:41:39pm |
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:42:26pm |
Lamestream media references, Obama’s a socialist, God and country in 3…2…1…
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Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:43:29pm |
“Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government.” Yep. Limited to a half term.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:43:51pm |
re: #27 Charles Johnson
“Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government.” Yep. Limited to a half term.
ZING!
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:44:04pm |
re: #27 Charles Johnson
“Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government.” Yep. Limited to a half term.
And I’m sure that there’s more than a few in Alaska who are thankful for that.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:44:46pm |
Palin: “Nothin’ says America like chopped Harley hogs!”
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elizajane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:45:14pm |
Ronald Reagan! DIdn’t take her long. And what’s wrong with pastels??
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:45:31pm |
Harley-Davidson Loaned $2.3 Billion from Fed
Documents released by the Federal Reserve disclose who benefited from a government loan program during the financial crisis of 2008. The data shows what companies the Federal Reserve purchased commercial paper from with its Commercial Paper Funding Facility (CPFF). Among those accepting the credit boost was motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson. The Motor Company took the Fed up on its emergency lending on 33 separate occasions in 2008 and 2009 to the tune of $2.3 billion.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:45:43pm |
Dear President Obama,
After this year’s CPAC, congratulations on your reelection in November.
Regards,
God.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:45:48pm |
Well. I Guess those bold colors instead of pale pastels has morphed into all white.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:45:55pm |
re: #35 Charles Johnson
Palin: “Nothin’ says America like chopped Harley hogs!”
Loud, obnoxious and overrated?
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elizajane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:46:29pm |
Is there a limit here on number of slogans per minute? Because if there is one, she’s definitely breaking it.
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Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:46:32pm |
re: #35 Charles Johnson
Palin: “Nothin’ says America like chopped Harley hogs!”
[Link: www.visordown.com…]
TROUBLED AMERICAN motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson borrowed $2.3 billion from a federal bank to ease the company’s ongoing financial troubles, it has been revealed.
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:48:24pm |
Seeing Sarah Palin and her large hair I can’t help but draw physical resemblances to Cruella Deville. The fact that both are heartless and uncaring is merely a coincidence.
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wrenchwench Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:49:27pm |
re: #51 freedom moon
Seeing Sarah Palin and her large hair I can’t help but draw physical resemblances to Cruella Deville. The fact that are both are heartless and uncaring is merely a coincidence.
Her new highlights add to that effect.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:49:30pm |
It’s an absolutely wonderful thing to watch, a speaker in complete denial.
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Kronocide Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:49:57pm |
She’s using phrases from Obama to mock Obama… which are only validating Obama.
November is going to be a slaughter.
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:49:59pm |
Fucking beauty queen. She is so full of it.
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elizajane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:50:31pm |
She’s not a beauty queen, she’s a cheerleader. I keep waiting for her to wave some pom-poms.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:50:41pm |
Palin: “See? You just won! See how easy that is?”
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wrenchwench Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:51:08pm |
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:51:51pm |
How do you bypass the sign in for cpac again? chrome
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:05pm |
Speaking of Hope & Change…
Republicans reverse themselves in trying to drag America backward
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Olsonist Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:19pm |
Should there come a time when you be needing a Palin fix, there is always
I’m sure it’d pass the Palin equivalent of the Turing Test, admittedly a low bar.
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elizajane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:38pm |
re: #68 Mama Grizzly freakazoid, reporting
How do you bypass the sign in for cpac again? chrome
Enter a fake name, like Donald Duck. Don’t you know that it’s what Liberals always do around Conservatives?
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blueraven Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:47pm |
Very lame speech so far, even under her standard.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:47pm |
Good god, the stupidity. I need to scream…
[Link: www.youtube.com…]
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:52pm |
“Constitutional Conservative,” except those pesky parts that prevent us from running the country based upon our religion, or preventing us from throwing American citizens out for being from the wrong womb, or jailing folks for having anti-government thoughts, or…
//
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:52:54pm |
re: #67 wrenchwench
The bra is not working, somehow…
The fact that her shirt looks like a silk sheet buttoned around her doesn’t help.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:53:38pm |
She must have been told to dumb down her usual talk.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:53:49pm |
Yes, spending’s out of control…except defense spending, we can’t afford to cut that!
//
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Sionainn Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:54:37pm |
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elizajane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:54:39pm |
Remember that she could be our Vice President right now, and think yes, there is a God.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:54:51pm |
re: #80 Targetpractice
Yes, spending’s out of control…except defense spending, we can’t afford to cut that!
//
Got to be able to defend those companies we’ve given huge tax cuts to from foreign aggression.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:54:55pm |
Didn’t the “free market” just screw us royally not 4 years ago?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:55:19pm |
So the Free Market is currently in jail or something?
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Kronocide Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:55:22pm |
Contrasting Solyndra with Keystone XL. Fail, except it will work with the Derpmatists.
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:55:34pm |
I CANT DO IT. I REALLY CANT.
CLICK
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Sionainn Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:55:40pm |
I hate when she makes that clicking noise when she speaks.
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:55:53pm |
re: #75 Targetpractice
“Constitutional Conservative,” except those pesky parts that prevent us from running the country based upon our religion, or preventing us from throwing American citizens out for being from the wrong womb, or jailing folks for having anti-government thoughts, or…
//
You have to accept that the Constitution is a gnostic document, like how they view the Bible: the elect tell you what it means and you accept it as true.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:56:36pm |
CPAC video throws me off every few minutes. Could fix that, but I enjoy the break.
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Kronocide Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:56:58pm |
You keep your change, we’ll keep our god, our guns, our constitution.
Run on that. It will work for sure.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:57:05pm |
What a dumbass. President Bush authorized TARP, the auto bailouts, etc. To even imply that Obama had anything to do with the housing market collapse borders on the malicious. Go back to Alaska, you overrated twat.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:57:31pm |
I really hope that somebody comes up with a transcript of this. I wanna run it through that program that graded the State of the Union at an 8th grade level and see where this one rates.
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:57:53pm |
re: #101 Kid A
What a dumbass. President Bush authorized TARP, the auto bailouts, etc. To even imply that Obama had anything to do with the housing market collapse borders on the malicious. Go back to Alaska, you overrated twat.
You’re forgetting that Obama has a TARDIS.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:58:08pm |
Edison lightbulbs are the only Constitutional lightbulbs.
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:58:11pm |
geeze. I cannot take this on my Saturday. I’ll follow your comments.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:58:33pm |
I’m rather glad I didn’t propose a drinking game for this one, because my liver would be calling 911 by now.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:59:00pm |
re: #103 Targetpractice
I really hope that somebody comes up with a transcript of this. I wanna run it through that program that graded the State of the Union at an 8th grade level and see where this one rates.
I think whomever was typing out the transcript gave up because there’s not a program alive that can translate the language known as “word salad.”
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Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 1:59:48pm |
re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.
That’s not even syntax.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:00:00pm |
“God bless Israel!”
Israel’s been blessed enough, thank you kindly.
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dell*nix Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:00:12pm |
Had to turn off the sound. Voice grates on my ear. Not to mention how the content grates on my brain cells.
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:00:20pm |
re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.
She elevates the term “Shrieking Harpy” to a whole new plane.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:00:54pm |
re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.
[Link: www.youtube.com…]
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Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:01:07pm |
re: #111 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
She sounds like a game show host.
Finally! Now I’ve figured out who she reminds me of! The lack of talent, the self-importance, the out-of-nowhere meanness, the glint in the eye that seems to indicate a disconnection with reality:
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:01:47pm |
He doesn’t get out to see “real America”, but fuck him for leaving the White House for an X-mas vacation? Um, okay.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:02:24pm |
Government doesn’t create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don’t create anything.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:02:55pm |
Somewhere, Roger Ailes is watching this thinking “I pay her how much to appear on my network??!!”
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Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:02:56pm |
re: #123 Targetpractice
Government doesn’t create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don’t create anything.
Also, tell everyone who relies on power from the Hoover Dam, or drinks clean drinking water, or who drives on a highway.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:03:13pm |
re: #123 Targetpractice
Government doesn’t create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don’t create anything.
Cancel all those contracts, they don’t exist anymore.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:03:33pm |
re: #123 Targetpractice
Government doesn’t create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don’t create anything.
That only counts when a republican is in the Oval Office.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:03:45pm |
And the 11th Commandment gets its time behind the woodshed.
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Sionainn Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:01pm |
I can’t stand it anymore. I’m going to try to find gifts for my soon-to-be 5-year-old.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:03pm |
Different set of rules. Now she’s really projecting.
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:27pm |
re: #113 Targetpractice
“God bless Israel!”
Israel’s been blessed enough, thank you kindly.
I’m not sure what Sarah Palin worships as god—that floating, gun-vomiting head from Zardoz I suspect—but if I were Israel I wouldn’t want its “assistance.” Look what it did to Sister Sarah…and supposedly she’s one of the favored.
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Sol Berdinowitz Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:30pm |
re: #123 Targetpractice
Government doesn’t create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don’t create anything.
Govermnent does not create profits, and that is all they can see in the world.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:33pm |
re: #127 Obdicut
Also, tell everyone who relies on power from the Hoover Dam, or drinks clean drinking water, or who drives on a highway.
Okay, repost…
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water supply. After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined what the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the Government can’t do anything right.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:04:36pm |
If Obama needed a good laugh today, the Queen of Word Salad just caused him to piss in his pants.
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:05:09pm |
re: #119 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Damn. She’s really bitter about losing in ‘08.
She may be bitter, but god damn she’s made bucket loads of money and that is why she will not go away. The Tea Party will never get enough of someone ranting and railing against Obama.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:05:51pm |
Oh boy here we go. Crony capitalism is practiced by every party.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:06:20pm |
Bullshit. Obama didn’t “invent” crony capitalism. What a load of crap.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:06:31pm |
re: #138 FreedomMoon
She may be bitter, but god damn she’s made bucket loads of money and that IS why she will not go away. The Tea Party will never get enough of someone ranting and railing against Obama.
I get asked all the time by wingnuts “If you hate her so much, why do you pay so much attention to her? Ignore her and she’ll go away!”
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Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:06:35pm |
I thought Obama was a Crony Marxist. Did I miss a mailing?
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Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:06:53pm |
re: #136 Slumbering Behemoth
Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research— and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it— coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:07:00pm |
“Government of course diminishes freedom!” It’s just self-evident!
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:07:05pm |
Peeps, I’ve tweeted some of your posts. Thanks! Too many characters to give credit as due. but links back here, so…
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Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:07:30pm |
re: #146 jaunte
“Government of course diminishes freedom!” It’s just self-evident!
So many GOP people coming out as anarchists.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:07:40pm |
re: #141 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Bullshit. Obama didn’t “invent” crony capitalism. What a load of crap.
It’s not “crony capitalism” when Republicans, say, bring in fossil fuel energy companies to write America’s Energy Policy, but if the insurance and pharmacy companies held write insurance reform, then it’s a sign that they’re running the show!
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:07:43pm |
re: #143 Decatur Deb
I thought Obama was a Crony Marxist. Did I miss a mailing?
She writes her speeches on Mad Lib tablets.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:08:10pm |
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:08:16pm |
re: #141 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Bullshit. Obama didn’t “invent” crony capitalism. What a load of crap.
Sure he did.
TARDIS
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:08:32pm |
Uh, no. Tea Party didn’t win a historic victory. They won a lot of seats… but it wasn’t a huge victory.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:08:49pm |
The points you make about Congress??!! What points??!!
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:08:53pm |
re: #145 Obdicut
Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research— and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it— coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.
Yep, so much comes out of state schools and colleges…and then get patented for exploitation by private industry, without so much as a “thank you.”
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:09:15pm |
re: #145 Obdicut
Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research— and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it— coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.
QFT, baby!
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:09:43pm |
re: #154 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Uh, no. Tea Party didn’t win a historic victory. They won a lot of seats… but it wasn’t a huge victory.
I’d like to ask her how many of those she endorsed in ‘10 were part of that “historic victory.” IIRC, it was something around 50%.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:10:13pm |
re: #156 Kid A
The points you make about Congress??!! What points??!!
You mean beside the one atop her head?
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:10:23pm |
Tea Party patriots, my ass. If Obama was white, the Tea Party wouldn’t even exist.
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:11:05pm |
Sorry Tea Partiers in Congress, but you will not be elected to any congressional posts. Aside from having been voted by your constituents you must also have a functioning brain.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:11:10pm |
I came from a state with a corruption problem too… then I quit.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:11:16pm |
Palin: Obama’s a “community organizer, rearranging the deck chairs while singing Let’s Stay Together.” Tasty word salad!
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:12:19pm |
… and his precious bodily fluids must be intact, of course.
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b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:12:23pm |
How’s the word salad taste, friends?
What is she using for salad dressing today?
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:12:24pm |
“Our candidate”
It’s so hard to pander when you don’t have anyone in mind.
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:12:58pm |
re: #169 SH1T My Conscience Says
How’s the word salad taste, friends?
What is she using for salad dressing today?
Santorum, of course.
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austin_blue Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:13:13pm |
re: #169 SH1T My Conscience Says
How’s the word salad taste, friends?
What is she using for salad dressing today?
Cheese.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:13:15pm |
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Interesting Times Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:13:23pm |
re: #149 Obdicut
So many GOP people coming out as anarchists.
Just read the weapons-grade DERP in the comments here:
Biggest output of U.S. oil and gas industry is dirty water
I was going to push back further, but realized it would be as pointless as arguing with you-know-who.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:13:27pm |
re: #170 jaunte
“Our candidate”
It’s so hard to pander when you don’t have anyone in mind.
She might still be hoping that the convention’s brokered and they pick her.
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jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:14:01pm |
re: #178 Targetpractice
She’s going to suck up to whoever wins.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:14:49pm |
This is the worst “speech” I have ever heard in my life. Count on Obama’s approval numbers to jump at least five points by Monday.
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Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:14:59pm |
re: #178 Targetpractice
She might still be hoping that the convention’s brokered and they pick her.
She is such a bitter person, I bet this is exactly what she thinks.
Never had to hire a campaign, never had to debate, get weeded out in the first round. She’s a prima donna. No mas.
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FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:15:15pm |
re: #164 Charles Johnson
Palin: Obama’s a “community organizer, rearranging the deck chairs while singing Let’s Stay Together.” Tasty word salad!
What is she even trying to say here? Just some of non sequiturs…
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The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:15:33pm |
re: #171 Kid A
Constitutional conservative principles!!!
Time to break out the Captain Midnight decoder ring so we can figure out what those are.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:15:53pm |
Distort our records? Like when y’all were in favor health insurance covering contraception before y’all were against it.
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b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:16:07pm |
re: #183 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Far-left!
Ain’t no such thing, all lefties are zactly the same, socialists, anti-patriots and commies all.
Green scum too.
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Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:16:10pm |
If this goes on much longer, seppuku will start to look appealing.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:16:13pm |
re: #189 The Ghost of a Flea
Time to break out the Captain Midnight decoder ring so we can figure out what those are.
From the RNC survey I got, I think its asking for money.
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Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:16:40pm |
“A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?” You are a despicable bitch.
| 197 |
Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:16:58pm |
I love how she stresses random syllables.
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:17:18pm |
re: #195 Kid A
“A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?” You are a despicable bitch.
Yeah. That was the worst thing she said to be honest. Horrible. What a freaking creep.
| 199 |
Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:17:23pm |
| 200 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:17:26pm |
A CiC finally worthy of our troops? SEAL Team Six might have an opinion about that.
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Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:17:39pm |
re: #197 Charles Johnson
I love how she stresses random syllables.
Its like that old SNL skit with Alec Baldwin.
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b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:18:10pm |
re: #195 Kid A
“A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?” You are a despicable bitch.
She’s thinking Reagan’s and Patton’s offspring.
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austin_blue Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:18:44pm |
re: #197 Charles Johnson
I love how she stresses random syllables.
Does she put the wrong emPHAsis on the right syllAbles?
| 205 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:19:09pm |
Dear Sarah,
Time’s Up.
Sincerely,
Your Fifteen Minutes.
| 206 |
Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:19:22pm |
re: #195 Kid A
“A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?” You are a despicable bitch.
Meaning White Evangelical Christian male in CPACese.
| 207 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:19:29pm |
*Throws his headphones across the room* FREEDOM!
| 208 |
b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:19:38pm |
re: #197 Charles Johnson
I love how she stresses random syllables.
She’s been told to vary her voice, tone and inflection by all her beauty queen friends.
| 210 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:20:14pm |
re: #209 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
OK. I need to dunk my head in bucket of boiling water.
Make room, I’ll join ya.
| 211 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:20:51pm |
She hosts a T.V. show—she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She’s an astronaut—
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion—she gets the gold
She’s a ballerina—the star of the show
She’s—not—just a pretty face
She’s—got—everything it takes
She has a fashion line—
a journalist for “Time”
Coaches a football team
She’s a geologist—a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier—she is a wife
She is a surgeon—she’ll save your life
[Chorus:]
She’s—not—just a pretty face
She’s—got—everything it takes
She’s—mother—of the human race
She’s—not—just a pretty face
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na…..
She is your waitress—she is your judge—
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world
Oh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane—
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She’s on the council—she’s on the board
She’s a politician—she praises the Lord
| 213 |
prairiefire Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:21:37pm |
I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.
| 214 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:21:55pm |
Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.
| 215 |
Eclectic Infidel Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:22:01pm |
re: #35 Charles Johnson
Palin: “Nothin’ says America like chopped Harley hogs!”
The bar I see that has Harley hogs out front is one that I avoid.
| 217 |
b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:22:11pm |
re: #211 jaunte
She hosts a T.V. show—she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She’s an astronaut—
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion—she gets the gold
She’s a ballerina—the star of the showShe’s—not—just a pretty face
She’s—got—everything it takes
She has a fashion line—
a journalist for “Time”
Coaches a football team
She’s a geologist—a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier—she is a wife
She is a surgeon—she’ll save your life[Chorus:]
She’s—not—just a pretty face
She’s—got—everything it takes
She’s—mother—of the human race
She’s—not—just a pretty faceOh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na…
She is your waitress—she is your judge—
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the worldOh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane—
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She’s on the council—she’s on the board
She’s a politician—she praises the Lord
You should add in that she kills wolves.
| 218 |
Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:22:26pm |
Had to turn off sound … country western music robbing me of will to live …
| 219 |
Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:22:28pm |
re: #213 prairiefire
I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.
Please tell, what’s the commentary on the right for the 100K speech by SS?
| 223 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:23:38pm |
| 224 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:23:45pm |
re: #221 Kid A
CPAC adjourned. Good riddance, freaks.
Now we just have to put up with the talking points spawned there for the rest of the fraking year instead.
Oy vey.
| 225 |
b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:24:51pm |
What a ride!
I’ve been on roller coaster rides that trigger less diarrhea.
| 226 |
Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:24:52pm |
re: #213 prairiefire
I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.
Maybe get a midi of “the sound of silence” playing when you log in?
| 227 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:25:18pm |
| 228 |
FreedomMoon Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:25:34pm |
Well I think if I can take anything away from this ‘moment with Sarah” it’s that she is saying “Hey, I’m still here and I can still spew batshit crazy nonsense! Hooray!”
| 231 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:26:37pm |
re: #226 Kragar
Maybe get a midi of “the sound of silence” playing when you log in?
“Funeral March of a Marionette” would be more appropriate.
| 232 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:27:03pm |
Get in the car and drive really fast and slam into a concrete wall at 100 mph!
//
| 234 |
Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:27:27pm |
re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Think I’ll shoot my feet with a nail gun.
//
Be sure to wear safety glasses.
| 236 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:27:58pm |
re: #228 FreedomMoon
Well I think if I can take anything away from this ‘moment with Sarah” it’s that she is saying “Hey, I’m still here and I can still spew batshit crazy nonsense! Hooray!”
Back in the closet she goes until August for the RNC in Tampa. I think her software can be updated to obamasasocialist 2.1 by then.
| 237 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:28:21pm |
re: #214 Kid A
Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.
A couple dozen high ranking members of Al Queda sent to join the choir invisible, including their top fucking dog, and she has the gall to say that.
[DELETEDDELETEDDELETED]!!!
| 238 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:28:25pm |
re: #234 Decatur Deb
Be sure to wear safety glasses.
Nah, screw that, losing your eyesight is your right as an American! Don’t need no government-mandated safety glasses if you don’t want to wear them!
| 239 |
Achilles Tang Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:28:43pm |
re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Think I’ll shoot my feet with a nail gun.
//
Just shoot one so you still have spin.
| 241 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:29:13pm |
re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Think I’ll shoot my feet with a nail gun.
//
I’m going to detox with an absinthe enema.
| 242 |
ProBosniaLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:29:59pm |
Sorry to be OT, but I wanted to have a break from talking about that evil woman (want to say something else, but it is more disrespectful).
I found out the 4-Core Processor for the LGA-2011 boards comes out next week, and costs just $285. :D
| 244 |
Achilles Tang Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:30:18pm |
re: #214 Kid A
Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.
Surely you can afford better than that; if not for her, for yourself.
| 245 |
Decatur Deb Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:30:32pm |
Evening dog walk. Poor bastard sat all through this—the dog, too.
| 246 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:30:35pm |
re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Think I’ll shoot my feet with a nail gun.
//
There you go, another atheist trying make himself god.
///
| 247 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:17pm |
re: #242 ProGunLiberal
(want to say something else, but it is more disrespectful).
I admire your restraint.
| 248 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:20pm |
re: #246 Slumbering Behemoth
There you go, another atheist trying make himself god.
///
I got the left hand but now I need someone’s help with the right hand.
//
| 249 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:29pm |
re: #243 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Anyone care for a root canal?
//
Throw in a free wisdom tooth removal or two and you’ve got yourself a deal.
//
| 251 |
Stan the Demanded Plan Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:41pm |
Sarah Palin, thanks from the Progressives and sane people of America for making us drink early on Saturday. Cheers!
| 252 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:49pm |
re: #249 Targetpractice
Throw in a free wisdom tooth removal or two and you’ve got yourself a deal.
//
Impacted?
| 253 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:31:59pm |
So do they all go back in their coffins lined with soil from their native lands of Transylvania
| 254 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:32:28pm |
if you say CPAC three times a member appears behind you in the mirror with a wide stance
| 255 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:32:49pm |
| 256 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:33:21pm |
re: #255 Targetpractice
Nah, it’s just constipation, but thanks for asking.
///
Care for a stool softener?
//
| 257 |
Lidane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:33:34pm |
I have tuned out CPAC and its failures. Radiohead fixes everything.
| 258 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:33:56pm |
Care for some gum?
Er, what kind of gum is it?
Ex-Lax.
Uh. No.
//
| 259 |
ProBosniaLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:33:58pm |
re: #247 Slumbering Behemoth
There is only one person I will call the word in question.
It is a women here who think my Asperger’s Syndrome is a good reason to keep me from talking and telling me to shut up, and generally just being insulting about social issues I have.
I’ve met cruel and mean people in the past. But never anyone like that.
| 260 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:34:01pm |
re: #253 windupbird is in the gravity well
Vlad is gonna kick your ass for that.
/
| 261 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:34:07pm |
Big Gubmint:
What has NASA done for you lately? Lots
Amid the storm brewing over cuts to NASA’s budget for the coming year, the space agency has published its annual reminder that the things it builds to explore the universe also lead to amazing “spinoffs” — innovative technologies and products used here on Earth.
| 262 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:34:33pm |
| 263 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:35:20pm |
re: #261 jaunte
Big Gubmint:
Like all the weather and telecommunication satellites that private industry pays them to develop/launch?
| 264 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:38:06pm |
re: #261 jaunte
Que luddite rebuttal in 3… 2…
| 265 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:38:32pm |
re: #257 Lidane
I have tuned out CPAC and its failures. Radiohead fixes everything.
Are you going to their gig in Austin on March 7th? I’m seeing them here (Houston) at Toyota Center on the 3rd, and it’ll be my fifth show. If you’ve never seen Radiohead live, it is 2 1/4 hours of buzzed bliss.
| 267 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:39:56pm |
Oh look, a dumbfuck anti-gay football player doing an op-ed on CNN’s site
CNN is such a joke, maybe he can hang out and pee on people with Dana Loesch
| 269 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:41:17pm |
re: #253 windupbird is in the gravity well
So do they all go back in their coffins lined with soil from their native lands of Transylvania
First, they pay an escort to play out their “claiming jus prima nocta with Sarah—and sometimes Todd—Palin” fantasy.
| 270 |
Lidane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:41:23pm |
re: #265 Kid A
Are you going to their gig in Austin on March 7th? I’m seeing them here (Houston) at Toyota Center on the 3rd, and it’ll be my fifth show. If you’ve never seen Radiohead live, it is 2 1/4 hours of buzzed bliss.
No. Money is super tight these days, so I can’t afford to see them. :(
I’m going to SXSW again, but that’s only because my grad school tuition paid for the pass. I plan on going with business cards, resumes, and comfortable shoes. I finish May 12th, so it would be nice to nail down a full-time gig before then, you know?
| 271 |
Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:41:33pm |
re: #266 Lidane
The 2011-2012 GOP:
Indiana Senate Candidate: Obama Deserves All Blame For Bad Economy, No Credit For Its Improvement
“Who’s this Bush guy you keep talking about? History started on January 21st, 2009!”
| 272 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:42:18pm |
CPAC Blogger Awards:
(cached link)
CPAC Red Carpet Bloggers Awards
1. Top Humor Blog – Iowahawk Blog
2. Best Writer on a Blog – Ace of Spades
3. Best News Blog: The Right Scoop
4. Best Blog Links: Instapundit
5. Best New Blog: Naked DC
6. Best anti-Jihad Blog: Atlas Shrugged
7. Best State-Level Blog: The Shark Tank
8. Most Influential Blog: Instapundit/Glenn Reynolds
9. Most Underrated Blog: Legal Insurrection
10. Tea Party Blogger of the Year: Gateway Pundit
11. Best Overall Blog: Hot Air
| 273 |
Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:42:36pm |
I think I see why CPAC uninvited the John Birch Society - if you had both the JBS and white nationalists the same year, that might look bad.
| 276 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:43:35pm |
@JeffSharlet
CPAC gives award to Pam Geller, who compared victims of Oslo killer to Nazis. Victims; not the killer, who quoted her extensively.
| 277 |
erik_t Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:43:41pm |
| 279 |
Lidane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:44:12pm |
re: #273 Charles Johnson
I think I see why CPAC uninvited the John Birch Society - if you had both the JBS and white nationalists the same year, that might look bad.
Also, it would be redundant to have both the JBS and a bunch of white nationalists. =P
| 280 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:45:40pm |
re: #270 Lidane
I absolutely love ‘All I Need.’ A wonderful contrast between the dark chords of the piano and Yorke’s falsetto.
| 281 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:46:23pm |
re: #279 Lidane
Also, it would be redundant to have both the JBS and a bunch of white nationalists. =P
If they were both there, every discussion would lapse into an in-depth debate of exactly how the Jews control everything….
| 282 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:47:45pm |
re: #272 jaunte
ahahaha there’s a category for “best anti-jihad blog”
| 283 |
WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:50:11pm |
| 284 |
Lidane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:50:17pm |
re: #280 Kid A
Right now I’ve got Amnesiac streaming on Spotify. This is one of my favorites by them. It’s so damn underrated.
| 285 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:51:27pm |
Did not watch.
All brain cells intact.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:52:16pm |
re: #271 Targetpractice
“Who’s this Bush guy you keep talking about? History started on January 21st, 2009!”
Of course that’s when history started. That’s how they can get away with making statements like the following with a straight (no pun intended) face…
“Do you want to be the critical vote that would destroy the institution that has been the bedrock of civil society since time immemorial.”
CPAC: NOM’s Eastman on Gay Marriage’s ‘Catastrophic’ Consequences
| 289 |
erik_t Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:53:22pm |
re: #287 Slumbering Behemoth
CPAC: NOM’s Eastman on Gay Marriage’s ‘Catastrophic’ Consequences
He’s right - Iowa is now a shithole.
/
| 290 |
Kid A Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:53:46pm |
re: #284 Lidane
Right now I’ve got Amnesiac streaming on Spotify. This is one of my favorites by them. It’s so damn underrated.
Agreed. “You And Whose Army” just kills it.
| 292 |
Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:56:21pm |
re: #273 Charles Johnson
I think I see why CPAC uninvited the John Birch Society - if you had both the JBS and white nationalists the same year, that might look bad.
Alternating years are ok though.
| 293 |
sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:56:23pm |
re: #285 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Did not watch.
All brain cells intact.
Can’t lose what i’ve never had!
| 294 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:56:34pm |
re: #287 Slumbering Behemoth
Of course that’s when history started. That’s how they can get away with making statements like the following with a straight (no pun intended) face…
CPAC: NOM’s Eastman on Gay Marriage’s ‘Catastrophic’ Consequences
If The Gays marry, sexuality morality and the time-space continuum collapse simultaneously. And then it’s just everything banging everything.
| 295 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:57:38pm |
re: #288 jaunte
Mark Levin has been blubbering about “Edison Light Bulbs” recently. I guess that’s the new catch phrase.
Honestly, I’m still pissed at our gov’t for forcing us to change from all those lovely dirt roads to these ugly, efficient, safe, paved roads. Where do they get off telling us what kind of surfaces to drive on? That’s socialist tyranny, my friends.
| 296 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:57:52pm |
re: #288 jaunte
It would be cool if people would pay me to speak.
I got paid $2,000.00 to teach a seminar once.
Suckers.
| 297 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:59:11pm |
re: #295 Slumbering Behemoth
Everyone yells about wanting Edison light bulbs, but they refuse to listen to their music on Edison cylinders.
| 298 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:59:17pm |
re: #285 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Did not watch.
All brain cells intact.
Did I say “all”? Well, you know what I mean.
| 299 |
sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:59:26pm |
re: #296 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
It would be cool if people would pay me to speak.
I got paid $2,000.00 to teach a seminar once.
Suckers.
I’ll give ya 5 bucks to stop talkin’~!
| 300 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 2:59:52pm |
re: #296 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Taking bribe money to leave an “all you can eat” cake buffet is not “teaching a seminar”. Just sayin’.
| 301 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:00:22pm |
re: #300 Slumbering Behemoth
Taking bribe money to leave an “all you can eat” cake buffet is not “teaching a seminar”. Just sayin’.
“You been heah fo howah!”
| 302 |
The Ghost of a Flea Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:00:50pm |
re: #297 jaunte
Everyone yells about wanting Edison light bulbs, but they refuse to listen to their music on Edison cylinders.
DC is the American way to generate power! A coal-powered Edison generator on every street corner!
| 303 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:00:53pm |
re: #297 jaunte
Everyone yells about wanting Edison light bulbs, but they refuse to listen to their music on Edison cylinders.
Maybe if we told them that iPods were environmentally friendly…
| 304 |
jaunte Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:03:25pm |
re: #303 Slumbering Behemoth
I got the impression from the CPAC speakers that iStuff is elitist and liberal.
| 305 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:04:46pm |
re: #295 Slumbering Behemoth
Mark Levin has been blubbering about “Edison Light Bulbs” recently. I guess that’s the new catch phrase.
Honestly, I’m still pissed at our gov’t for forcing us to change from all those lovely dirt roads to these ugly, efficient, safe, paved roads. Where do they get off telling us what kind of surfaces to drive on? That’s socialist tyranny, my friends.
…
Oh yeah. That ain’t nuttin. What about that damened safty glas they forced us to be in them cars. Or thos damn seat belts. What if you get into an accudent and you can’t unbukle yer safety belt and get burned to death! I tell ya car were safur back in the good old days. If I was drivin’ in a ‘56 Chevy and got into a head on collishun with a brand new Subaru at 60 mile per hour I’d be the one to survive!
Derp.
You betcha.
| 306 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:05:05pm |
Gotta leave y’all now. My wife is taking me to a party to show me off to her friends.
They’re not really sure I exist. Same with my friends; she never goes with me to my hang-outs. Last weekend a guy I’ve known for ten years met her for the first time when we went to my hangout for the superbowl.
Our non-mutual friends think that we are “made-up” entities.
| 307 |
TedStriker Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:07:35pm |
re: #192 SH1T My Conscience Says
Ain’t no such thing, all lefties are zactly the same, socialists, anti-patriots and commies all.
Green scum too.
Don’t forget, to a lot of RWNJs, most lefties are “watermelons”…
| 308 |
austin_blue Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:07:49pm |
re: #302 The Ghost of a Flea
DC is the American way to generate power! A coal-powered Edison generator on every street corner!
George Westinghouse! What a loser Edison was.
| 309 |
prairiefire Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:07:59pm |
re: #219 Demagogue du jour
Please tell, what’s the commentary on the right for the 100K speech by SS?
I don’t see anything that current, they are terrible slowpokes over there. What is interesting is the thread following “The Fiscal Conservative “Go It Alone” Strategy Failed.” Fratricide amongst the Socials and the Fiscals.
| 310 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:09:41pm |
re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Heh. A long time friend of mine, once he moved a few hundred miles away from me, would tell his new buddies about the shenanigans we used to get up to when we were younger. Until some of them met me, they didn’t believe I existed. Like I was his imaginary friend or something.
Now, I know I used to be something of a party animal, but I never thought any of my antics were so outrageous as to be unbelievable.
| 311 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:10:41pm |
We Need a Second Party nyti.ms/zbzDYM
— Thomas L. Friedman (@NYTimesFriedman) February 11, 2012
| 312 |
TedStriker Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:11:16pm |
re: #218 Charles Johnson
Had to turn off sound … country western music robbing me of will to live …
You mean they had both kinds of music: country AND western?
/Bob’s Country Bunker
| 313 |
Achilles Tang Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:13:41pm |
re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Gotta leave y’all now. My wife is taking me to a party to show me off to her friends.
They’re not really sure I exist. Same with my friends; she never goes with me to my hang-outs. Last weekend a guy I’ve known for ten years met her for the first time when we went to my hangout for the superbowl.
Our non-mutual friends think that we are “made-up” entities.
Good thing your wife does’t hang out here. Still, one day she might, then yur ass is grass.
| 314 |
SpaceJesus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:14:25pm |
Newt’s dream team on Newt.org
| 315 |
Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:15:24pm |
re: #312 talon_262
You mean they had both kinds of music: country AND western?
/Bob’s Country Bunker
Country-western-POP
That shit ain’t country. And it ain’t Western. And what the heck are people from Nashville doing wearing cowboy hats. There ain’t no cowboys in Nashville.
//
| 316 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:16:14pm |
re: #311 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Fecking RINO.
/
| 317 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:18:06pm |
re: #314 SpaceJesus
That’s just a cut and paste job from DC Comics’ “Hall of Doom”. And a sloppy one at that.
| 318 |
sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:19:00pm |
re: #315 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb
Country-western-POP
That shit ain’t country. And it ain’t Western. And what the heck are people from Nashville doing wearing cowboy hats. There ain’t no cowboys in Nashville.
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SpaceJesus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:19:04pm |
re: #317 Slumbering Behemoth
and that’s part of why it is so wonderful
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Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:19:39pm |
re: #316 Slumbering Behemoth
Fecking RINO.
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10 gallon hat. Jean “leggins”. And a V-neck top 3 sizes to small. And cowboy “shoes.”
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TedStriker Sat, Feb 11, 2012 3:23:57pm |
re: #273 Charles Johnson
I think I see why CPAC uninvited the John Birch Society - if you had both the JBS and white nationalists the same year, that might look bad.
Bad? Last year was bad, but if the JBS were at CPAC this year, along with the WN set, it would have been hilarious.
Grist for the mill…
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Max Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:46:03pm |
re: #16 Charles Johnson
I’m pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.
I was there. There were two, one on each side.
re: #55 Charles Johnson
Somebody’s heckling her.
An Occupier broke into the room and started barking Occupy chants. The entire crowd stood up and shouted “U.S.A.” as security escorted him out.
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labman57 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 7:34:38pm |
””We are not red and blue Americans, we are red, white and blue Americans,” Palin proclaimed, praising the impact of the tea party on the Republican Party.”
Palin criticized Obama … but not before ripping off his most famous speeches.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Feb 11, 2012 8:35:42pm |
re: #136 Slumbering Behemoth
Okay, repost…
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water supply. After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined what the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the Government can’t do anything right.
That was all kinds of awesome.
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