Santorum is a "flavor-of-the-minute".

Romney? But, but... Santorum!

Straw poll indicates conservatives like conservative stuff.

CPAC has been an absolute joy this year, more so than last year. It's quite wonderful to see the GOP finally shed the last bit of dignity they had remaining to whole-heartedly embrace their darkest, most racist beliefs.

According to the pollster's own numbers, the activists at CPAC are less concerned with social issues than self-declared conservatives nationally.

Yep. Looks like their favorite choice for VP is the zealot, Marco Rubio.

Remains to be seen if Marco Rubio wants to tie himself to Lead Weight 2012.

re: #7 jaunte

Remains to be seen if Marco Rubio wants to tie himself to Lead Weight 2012.

Yeah. If he accepts it will end any of his future chances. So it's a big gamble for him. Romney or Santorum lose in November? He can forget about a comeback. That's been a historical reality.

I'm thinking we'll see a Romney/Santorum ticket in some shape or form.

They clap at a chart showing that, even at this point in the primary race, 20% of the party's voters are still listed as "undecided." And I still heard plenty of boos amongst the cheering.

The group there is younger because they give students a big break on the price of admission.

re: #9 Kragar

I'm thinking we'll see a Romney/Santorum ticket in some shape or form.

What's the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?

re: #10 Targetpractice

It's just a high school rally.

The American Conservative Union? I thought these clowns hated unions. Why not The American Conservative Corporation?

"She's coming... she's coming... she's coming..."

Sounds like a cheap porno.

I'm pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.

re: #16 Charles Johnson

I'm pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.

ITS AN INFILTRATOR!

re: #15 freetoken

"She's coming... she's coming... she's coming..."

Sounds like a cheap porno.

Cheap porno is redundant.

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Full of survival seeds?

re: #16 Charles Johnson

I'm pretty sure that thing to the left of the podium is a teleprompter.

Progressive Plant!

re: #12 erik_t

What's the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?

Whens the last time a major political party let its lunatic fringe dictate its goals?

re: #12 erik_t

What's the last time a major political party had their #1 and #2 primary candidates end up on the same ticket?

Romney/Santorum (among other slight problems) is geographically a no-go.

Word salad time.

re: #19 erik_t

Full of survival seeds?

And gold from Goldline!!!
//

Lamestream media references, Obama's a socialist, God and country in 3...2...1...

re: #23 freetoken

Word salad time.

No, she's a conservative thinker.

"Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government." Yep. Limited to a half term.

Man. Can't wait. I get to learn something!

//

re: #27 Charles Johnson

"Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government." Yep. Limited to a half term.

ZING!

Bubbly!

re: #27 Charles Johnson

"Sarah Palin is the embodiment of limited government." Yep. Limited to a half term.

And I'm sure that there's more than a few in Alaska who are thankful for that.

Dumber!

Faster! Harder!

re: #29 Kragar

ZING!

I think this is going to be one of those threads...

Palin: "Nothin' says America like chopped Harley hogs!"

Dipity do!

Reagan! DRINK!

Ronald Reagan! DIdn't take her long. And what's wrong with pastels??

Harley-Davidson Loaned $2.3 Billion from Fed

Documents released by the Federal Reserve disclose who benefited from a government loan program during the financial crisis of 2008. The data shows what companies the Federal Reserve purchased commercial paper from with its Commercial Paper Funding Facility (CPFF). Among those accepting the credit boost was motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson. The Motor Company took the Fed up on its emergency lending on 33 separate occasions in 2008 and 2009 to the tune of $2.3 billion.

Dear President Obama,

After this year's CPAC, congratulations on your reelection in November.

Regards,

God.

Well. I Guess those bold colors instead of pale pastels has morphed into all white.

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Palin: "Nothin' says America like chopped Harley hogs!"

Loud, obnoxious and overrated?

Is there a limit here on number of slogans per minute? Because if there is one, she's definitely breaking it.

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Palin: "Nothin' says America like chopped Harley hogs!"

[Link: www.visordown.com...]

TROUBLED AMERICAN motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson borrowed $2.3 billion from a federal bank to ease the company's ongoing financial troubles, it has been revealed.

Damn! She's a genius!

//

Red white and blue---Not black!!!

Wheee!

re: #44 Obdicut

[Link: www.visordown.com...]

No way!

//

Blue... true... glue... you... through! That's it!

Talking point salad, order up!

Seeing Sarah Palin and her large hair I can't help but draw physical resemblances to Cruella Deville. The fact that both are heartless and uncaring is merely a coincidence.

TPGOP Failfest 2012.

DECLINE!!!

Cheap.

Somebody's heckling her.

re: #51 freedom moon

Seeing Sarah Palin and her large hair I can't help but draw physical resemblances to Cruella Deville. The fact that are both are heartless and uncaring is merely a coincidence.

Her new highlights add to that effect.

It's an absolutely wonderful thing to watch, a speaker in complete denial.

Hey the 1984 Olympics crowd has arrived.

Where's the cow bell?

She's using phrases from Obama to mock Obama... which are only validating Obama.

November is going to be a slaughter.

Fucking beauty queen. She is so full of it.

Damn. This is so stupid.

Cheerleading at $5000/minute.

She's not a beauty queen, she's a cheerleader. I keep waiting for her to wave some pom-poms.

Palin: "See? You just won! See how easy that is?"

Love the hair flip!

re: #66 Mama Grizzly freakazoid, reporting

Love the hair flip!

The bra is not working, somehow...

How do you bypass the sign in for cpac again? chrome

Incoherent.

Speaking of Hope & Change...

Republicans reverse themselves in trying to drag America backward

Should there come a time when you be needing a Palin fix, there is always

the Palin generator

I'm sure it'd pass the Palin equivalent of the Turing Test, admittedly a low bar.

re: #68 Mama Grizzly freakazoid, reporting

How do you bypass the sign in for cpac again? chrome

Enter a fake name, like Donald Duck. Don't you know that it's what Liberals always do around Conservatives?

Very lame speech so far, even under her standard.

Good god, the stupidity. I need to scream...

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

"Constitutional Conservative," except those pesky parts that prevent us from running the country based upon our religion, or preventing us from throwing American citizens out for being from the wrong womb, or jailing folks for having anti-government thoughts, or...

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re: #67 wrenchwench

The bra is not working, somehow...

The fact that her shirt looks like a silk sheet buttoned around her doesn't help.

I registered as Sister Sarah

She must have been told to dumb down her usual talk.

blah blah blah.

Yes, spending's out of control...except defense spending, we can't afford to cut that!

//

Dubya Tee Eff indeed.

re: #77 Mama Grizzly freakazoid, reporting

I registered as Sister Sarah

Dumbass Sarah here.

Remember that she could be our Vice President right now, and think yes, there is a God.

re: #80 Targetpractice

Yes, spending's out of control...except defense spending, we can't afford to cut that!

//

Got to be able to defend those companies we've given huge tax cuts to from foreign aggression.

Didn't the "free market" just screw us royally not 4 years ago?

Thank God this idiot never became the VP.

Wow.

So the Free Market is currently in jail or something?

Contrasting Solyndra with Keystone XL. Fail, except it will work with the Derpmatists.

I CANT DO IT. I REALLY CANT.

CLICK

I hate when she makes that clicking noise when she speaks.

re: #87 Slumbering Behemoth

In the same cell with Pipeline.

re: #75 Targetpractice

"Constitutional Conservative," except those pesky parts that prevent us from running the country based upon our religion, or preventing us from throwing American citizens out for being from the wrong womb, or jailing folks for having anti-government thoughts, or...

//

You have to accept that the Constitution is a gnostic document, like how they view the Bible: the elect tell you what it means and you accept it as true.

BITTER CLINGERS! DECLINE!!!

"Professor" Obama, that smartypants.

CPAC video throws me off every few minutes. Could fix that, but I enjoy the break.

This is too creepy for me. Signing off.

Planned Parenthood! DRINK!

3rd grade level?

You keep your change, we'll keep our god, our guns, our constitution.

Run on that. It will work for sure.

Kindergarten?

What a dumbass. President Bush authorized TARP, the auto bailouts, etc. To even imply that Obama had anything to do with the housing market collapse borders on the malicious. Go back to Alaska, you overrated twat.

Smart people are arrogant!

I really hope that somebody comes up with a transcript of this. I wanna run it through that program that graded the State of the Union at an 8th grade level and see where this one rates.

re: #101 Kid A

What a dumbass. President Bush authorized TARP, the auto bailouts, etc. To even imply that Obama had anything to do with the housing market collapse borders on the malicious. Go back to Alaska, you overrated twat.

You're forgetting that Obama has a TARDIS.

Edison lightbulbs are the only Constitutional lightbulbs.

geeze. I cannot take this on my Saturday. I'll follow your comments.

Huh?

I'm rather glad I didn't propose a drinking game for this one, because my liver would be calling 911 by now.

re: #103 Targetpractice

I really hope that somebody comes up with a transcript of this. I wanna run it through that program that graded the State of the Union at an 8th grade level and see where this one rates.

I think whomever was typing out the transcript gave up because there's not a program alive that can translate the language known as "word salad."

Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.

She sounds like a game show host.

re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.

That's not even syntax.

"God bless Israel!"

Israel's been blessed enough, thank you kindly.

Community organizing/apology/weakness!

Had to turn off the sound. Voice grates on my ear. Not to mention how the content grates on my brain cells.

re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.

She elevates the term "Shrieking Harpy" to a whole new plane.

re: #110 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Oh brother. Her vocal style is just so irritating.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

re: #111 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

She sounds like a game show host.

Finally! Now I've figured out who she reminds me of! The lack of talent, the self-importance, the out-of-nowhere meanness, the glint in the eye that seems to indicate a disconnection with reality:

Image: anne.jpg

Damn. She's really bitter about losing in '08.

Envy.

Yegods, people PAY to listen to this?!

He doesn't get out to see "real America", but fuck him for leaving the White House for an X-mas vacation? Um, okay.

Government doesn't create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don't create anything.

Another blessed loss of audio.

re: #121 Targetpractice
Yes they do. :(

Somewhere, Roger Ailes is watching this thinking "I pay her how much to appear on my network??!!"

re: #123 Targetpractice

Government doesn't create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don't create anything.

Also, tell everyone who relies on power from the Hoover Dam, or drinks clean drinking water, or who drives on a highway.

re: #123 Targetpractice

Government doesn't create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don't create anything.

Cancel all those contracts, they don't exist anymore.

re: #123 Targetpractice

Government doesn't create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don't create anything.

That only counts when a republican is in the Oval Office.

And the 11th Commandment gets its time behind the woodshed.

I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to try to find gifts for my soon-to-be 5-year-old.

Different set of rules. Now she's really projecting.

Ugh. Now she's starting to get lost.

re: #113 Targetpractice

"God bless Israel!"

Israel's been blessed enough, thank you kindly.

I'm not sure what Sarah Palin worships as god--that floating, gun-vomiting head from Zardoz I suspect--but if I were Israel I wouldn't want its "assistance." Look what it did to Sister Sarah...and supposedly she's one of the favored.

re: #123 Targetpractice

Government doesn't create anything? Somebody call up Boeing, Lockheed, GE, etc, and tell them they don't create anything.

Govermnent does not create profits, and that is all they can see in the world.

re: #127 Obdicut

Also, tell everyone who relies on power from the Hoover Dam, or drinks clean drinking water, or who drives on a highway.

Okay, repost...

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water supply. After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined what the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the Government can't do anything right.

If Obama needed a good laugh today, the Queen of Word Salad just caused him to piss in his pants.

re: #119 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Damn. She's really bitter about losing in '08.

She may be bitter, but god damn she's made bucket loads of money and that is why she will not go away. The Tea Party will never get enough of someone ranting and railing against Obama.

Crony capitalism!! Shots!!!

Oh boy here we go. Crony capitalism is practiced by every party.

Bullshit. Obama didn't "invent" crony capitalism. What a load of crap.

re: #138 FreedomMoon

She may be bitter, but god damn she's made bucket loads of money and that IS why she will not go away. The Tea Party will never get enough of someone ranting and railing against Obama.

I get asked all the time by wingnuts "If you hate her so much, why do you pay so much attention to her? Ignore her and she'll go away!"

I thought Obama was a Crony Marxist. Did I miss a mailing?

I want a word count on her dropped g's.

re: #136 Slumbering Behemoth

Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research-- and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it-- coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.

"Government of course diminishes freedom!" It's just self-evident!

Peeps, I've tweeted some of your posts. Thanks! Too many characters to give credit as due. but links back here, so...

She's like a Disney animation.

re: #146 jaunte

"Government of course diminishes freedom!" It's just self-evident!

So many GOP people coming out as anarchists.

re: #141 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Bullshit. Obama didn't "invent" crony capitalism. What a load of crap.

It's not "crony capitalism" when Republicans, say, bring in fossil fuel energy companies to write America's Energy Policy, but if the insurance and pharmacy companies held write insurance reform, then it's a sign that they're running the show!

re: #143 Decatur Deb

I thought Obama was a Crony Marxist. Did I miss a mailing?

She writes her speeches on Mad Lib tablets.

re: #148 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

She's like a Disney animation.

Audioderpamatronic.

re: #141 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Bullshit. Obama didn't "invent" crony capitalism. What a load of crap.

Sure he did.

TARDIS

Uh, no. Tea Party didn't win a historic victory. They won a lot of seats... but it wasn't a huge victory.

re: #152 Decatur Deb

Panderama circuits engaged...

The points you make about Congress??!! What points??!!

re: #145 Obdicut

Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research-- and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it-- coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.

Yep, so much comes out of state schools and colleges...and then get patented for exploitation by private industry, without so much as a "thank you."

re: #145 Obdicut

Seriously. I mean, the state school system alone in the US is fucking incredible. The amount of research-- and the amount of patents, if you want to get capitalistic about it-- coming out of the state school system is amazing. Government-funded research and education combined with academic freedom: recipe for economic success.

QFT, baby!

re: #154 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Uh, no. Tea Party didn't win a historic victory. They won a lot of seats... but it wasn't a huge victory.

I'd like to ask her how many of those she endorsed in '10 were part of that "historic victory." IIRC, it was something around 50%.

re: #156 Kid A

The points you make about Congress??!! What points??!!

You mean beside the one atop her head?

Tea Party patriots, my ass. If Obama was white, the Tea Party wouldn't even exist.

Sorry Tea Partiers in Congress, but you will not be elected to any congressional posts. Aside from having been voted by your constituents you must also have a functioning brain.

I came from a state with a corruption problem too... then I quit.

Palin: Obama's a "community organizer, rearranging the deck chairs while singing Let's Stay Together." Tasty word salad!

Solyndra!!! Bottoms up!!

Booo!

Almost done.

... and his precious bodily fluids must be intact, of course.

How's the word salad taste, friends?

What is she using for salad dressing today?

"Our candidate"

It's so hard to pander when you don't have anyone in mind.

Constitutional conservative principles!!!

re: #169 SH1T My Conscience Says

How's the word salad taste, friends?

What is she using for salad dressing today?

Santorum, of course.

re: #169 SH1T My Conscience Says

How's the word salad taste, friends?

What is she using for salad dressing today?

Cheese.

re: #172 The Ghost of a Flea

Santorum, of course.

LOL

re: #169 SH1T My Conscience Says
Broken vingarette./

The Bible!

re: #149 Obdicut

So many GOP people coming out as anarchists.

Just read the weapons-grade DERP in the comments here:

Biggest output of U.S. oil and gas industry is dirty water

I was going to push back further, but realized it would be as pointless as arguing with you-know-who.

re: #170 jaunte

"Our candidate"

It's so hard to pander when you don't have anyone in mind.

She might still be hoping that the convention's brokered and they pick her.

re: #172 The Ghost of a Flea

Santorum, of course.

Mmm, tasty.

Cough, cough, hack, hack,..die.

re: #178 Targetpractice

She's going to suck up to whoever wins.

re: #176 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

The Bible!

Chewy

This is the worst "speech" I have ever heard in my life. Count on Obama's approval numbers to jump at least five points by Monday.

Far-left!

re: #178 Targetpractice

She might still be hoping that the convention's brokered and they pick her.

She is such a bitter person, I bet this is exactly what she thinks.

Never had to hire a campaign, never had to debate, get weeded out in the first round. She's a prima donna. No mas.

re: #164 Charles Johnson

Palin: Obama's a "community organizer, rearranging the deck chairs while singing Let's Stay Together." Tasty word salad!

What is she even trying to say here? Just some of non sequiturs...

re: #180 jaunte
That is her specialty.

'Servant's heart' my ass.

Aaaahhh!

re: #171 Kid A

Constitutional conservative principles!!!

Time to break out the Captain Midnight decoder ring so we can figure out what those are.

Oh God. The yelling. Yikes.

Distort our records? Like when y'all were in favor health insurance covering contraception before y'all were against it.

re: #183 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Far-left!

Ain't no such thing, all lefties are zactly the same, socialists, anti-patriots and commies all.

Green scum too.

If this goes on much longer, seppuku will start to look appealing.

re: #189 The Ghost of a Flea

Time to break out the Captain Midnight decoder ring so we can figure out what those are.

From the RNC survey I got, I think its asking for money.

"A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?" You are a despicable bitch.

Reagan! DRINK!

I love how she stresses random syllables.

re: #195 Kid A

"A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?" You are a despicable bitch.

Yeah. That was the worst thing she said to be honest. Horrible. What a freaking creep.

re: #187 jaunte

'Servant's heart' my ass.

That's some biblical bullshit.

A CiC finally worthy of our troops? SEAL Team Six might have an opinion about that.

re: #197 Charles Johnson

I love how she stresses random syllables.

Its like that old SNL skit with Alec Baldwin.

re: #195 Kid A

"A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?" You are a despicable bitch.

She's thinking Reagan's and Patton's offspring.

re: #197 Charles Johnson

I love how she stresses random syllables.

Does she put the wrong emPHAsis on the right syllAbles?

This, not that! Mine, not yours!

Dear Sarah,

Time's Up.

Sincerely,

Your Fifteen Minutes.

re: #195 Kid A

"A Commander in Chief worthy of our troops?" You are a despicable bitch.

Meaning White Evangelical Christian male in CPACese.

*Throws his headphones across the room* FREEDOM!

re: #197 Charles Johnson

I love how she stresses random syllables.

She's been told to vary her voice, tone and inflection by all her beauty queen friends.

OK. I need to dunk my head in bucket of boiling water.

re: #209 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

OK. I need to dunk my head in bucket of boiling water.

Make room, I'll join ya.

She hosts a T.V. show--she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut--
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion--she gets the gold
She's a ballerina--the star of the show

She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She has a fashion line--
a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist--a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier--she is a wife
She is a surgeon--she'll save your life

[Chorus:]
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She's--mother--of the human race
She's--not--just a pretty face

Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na...
She is your waitress--she is your judge--
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world

Oh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane--
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council--she's on the board
She's a politician--she praises the Lord

re: #211 jaunte

"I am Woman, hear me derp."

I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.

Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Palin: "Nothin' says America like chopped Harley hogs!"

The bar I see that has Harley hogs out front is one that I avoid.

Joan of Arc CPAC

re: #211 jaunte

She hosts a T.V. show--she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut--
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion--she gets the gold
She's a ballerina--the star of the show

She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She has a fashion line--
a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist--a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier--she is a wife
She is a surgeon--she'll save your life

[Chorus:]
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She's--mother--of the human race
She's--not--just a pretty face

Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na...
She is your waitress--she is your judge--
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world

Oh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane--
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council--she's on the board
She's a politician--she praises the Lord

You should add in that she kills wolves.

Had to turn off sound ... country western music robbing me of will to live ...

re: #213 prairiefire

I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.

Please tell, what's the commentary on the right for the 100K speech by SS?

re: #216 jaunte

Joan of Arc CPAC

Joan of EpiCPAC.

CPAC adjourned. Good riddance, freaks.

Great. Now I have tinnitus for the next 24 hours. Yeesh.

re: #220 SH1T My Conscience Says

Joan of EpiCPAC.

Joan of DERP.

re: #221 Kid A

CPAC adjourned. Good riddance, freaks.

Now we just have to put up with the talking points spawned there for the rest of the fraking year instead.

Oy vey.

What a ride!

I've been on roller coaster rides that trigger less diarrhea.

re: #213 prairiefire

I think they are finally understanding the DoomsDay tea leaves for the Republican party over at RedState. The home page should be draped in black.

Maybe get a midi of "the sound of silence" playing when you log in?

CPAC: Left Normalizing Pedophilia

"We like keeping things, as we say, 'very civil'".

*ahem*

Well I think if I can take anything away from this 'moment with Sarah" it's that she is saying "Hey, I'm still here and I can still spew batshit crazy nonsense! Hooray!"

re: #221 Kid A

CPAC adjourned. Good riddance, freaks.

...

It ain't over yet! Time for cross burnin'!

Think I'll shoot my feet with a nail gun.

//

re: #226 Kragar

Maybe get a midi of "the sound of silence" playing when you log in?

"Funeral March of a Marionette" would be more appropriate.

Get in the car and drive really fast and slam into a concrete wall at 100 mph!

//

Ahheee!

re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Think I'll shoot my feet with a nail gun.

//

Be sure to wear safety glasses.

re: #234 Decatur Deb

Be sure to wear safety glasses.

Good point. Wouldn't wanna hurt my eyes.

//

re: #228 FreedomMoon

Well I think if I can take anything away from this 'moment with Sarah" it's that she is saying "Hey, I'm still here and I can still spew batshit crazy nonsense! Hooray!"

Back in the closet she goes until August for the RNC in Tampa. I think her software can be updated to obamasasocialist 2.1 by then.

re: #214 Kid A

Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.

A couple dozen high ranking members of Al Queda sent to join the choir invisible, including their top fucking dog, and she has the gall to say that.

[DELETEDDELETEDDELETED]!!!

re: #234 Decatur Deb

Be sure to wear safety glasses.

Nah, screw that, losing your eyesight is your right as an American! Don't need no government-mandated safety glasses if you don't want to wear them!

re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Think I'll shoot my feet with a nail gun.

//

Just shoot one so you still have spin.

re: #238 Targetpractice

...

OSHA!

Derp.

re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Think I'll shoot my feet with a nail gun.

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I'm going to detox with an absinthe enema.

Sorry to be OT, but I wanted to have a break from talking about that evil woman (want to say something else, but it is more disrespectful).

I found out the 4-Core Processor for the LGA-2011 boards comes out next week, and costs just $285. :D

Anyone care for a root canal?

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re: #214 Kid A

Excuse me while I consume a bottle of Bombay Sapphire tonight to numb the pain of this experience. I am so pissed off that she said Obama is not worthy of our troops.

Surely you can afford better than that; if not for her, for yourself.

Evening dog walk. Poor bastard sat all through this--the dog, too.

re: #230 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Think I'll shoot my feet with a nail gun.

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There you go, another atheist trying make himself god.
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re: #242 ProGunLiberal

(want to say something else, but it is more disrespectful).

I admire your restraint.

re: #246 Slumbering Behemoth

There you go, another atheist trying make himself god.
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I got the left hand but now I need someone's help with the right hand.

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re: #243 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Anyone care for a root canal?

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Throw in a free wisdom tooth removal or two and you've got yourself a deal.

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Sh%t. I just burnt my dinner.

Sarah Palin, thanks from the Progressives and sane people of America for making us drink early on Saturday. Cheers!

re: #249 Targetpractice

Throw in a free wisdom tooth removal or two and you've got yourself a deal.

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Impacted?

So do they all go back in their coffins lined with soil from their native lands of Transylvania

if you say CPAC three times a member appears behind you in the mirror with a wide stance

re: #252 Mongo Think CPAC Dumb

Impacted?

Nah, it's just constipation, but thanks for asking.

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re: #255 Targetpractice

Nah, it's just constipation, but thanks for asking.

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Care for a stool softener?

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I have tuned out CPAC and its failures. Radiohead fixes everything.

Care for some gum?

Er, what kind of gum is it?

Ex-Lax.

Uh. No.

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re: #247 Slumbering Behemoth

There is only one person I will call the word in question.

It is a women here who think my Asperger's Syndrome is a good reason to keep me from talking and telling me to shut up, and generally just being insulting about social issues I have.

I've met cruel and mean people in the past. But never anyone like that.

re: #253 windupbird is in the gravity well

Vlad is gonna kick your ass for that.
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Big Gubmint:

What has NASA done for you lately? Lots

Amid the storm brewing over cuts to NASA's budget for the coming year, the space agency has published its annual reminder that the things it builds to explore the universe also lead to amazing "spinoffs" — innovative technologies and products used here on Earth.

re: #260 Slumbering Behemoth

Vlad is gonna kick your ass for that.
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but he's only norman mailer

re: #261 jaunte

Big Gubmint:

What has NASA done for you lately? Lots

Like all the weather and telecommunication satellites that private industry pays them to develop/launch?

re: #261 jaunte

Que luddite rebuttal in 3... 2...

re: #257 Lidane

I have tuned out CPAC and its failures. Radiohead fixes everything.

Are you going to their gig in Austin on March 7th? I'm seeing them here (Houston) at Toyota Center on the 3rd, and it'll be my fifth show. If you've never seen Radiohead live, it is 2 1/4 hours of buzzed bliss.

The 2011-2012 GOP:

Indiana Senate Candidate: Obama Deserves All Blame For Bad Economy, No Credit For Its Improvement

Oh look, a dumbfuck anti-gay football player doing an op-ed on CNN's site

CNN is such a joke, maybe he can hang out and pee on people with Dana Loesch

I want some of that Marxist-Crony-Capitalism.

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re: #253 windupbird is in the gravity well

So do they all go back in their coffins lined with soil from their native lands of Transylvania

First, they pay an escort to play out their "claiming jus prima nocta with Sarah--and sometimes Todd--Palin" fantasy.

re: #265 Kid A

Are you going to their gig in Austin on March 7th? I'm seeing them here (Houston) at Toyota Center on the 3rd, and it'll be my fifth show. If you've never seen Radiohead live, it is 2 1/4 hours of buzzed bliss.

No. Money is super tight these days, so I can't afford to see them. :(

I'm going to SXSW again, but that's only because my grad school tuition paid for the pass. I plan on going with business cards, resumes, and comfortable shoes. I finish May 12th, so it would be nice to nail down a full-time gig before then, you know?

re: #266 Lidane

The 2011-2012 GOP:

Indiana Senate Candidate: Obama Deserves All Blame For Bad Economy, No Credit For Its Improvement

"Who's this Bush guy you keep talking about? History started on January 21st, 2009!"

CPAC Blogger Awards:
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CPAC Red Carpet Bloggers Awards

1. Top Humor Blog – Iowahawk Blog

2. Best Writer on a Blog – Ace of Spades

3. Best News Blog: The Right Scoop

4. Best Blog Links: Instapundit

5. Best New Blog: Naked DC

6. Best anti-Jihad Blog: Atlas Shrugged

7. Best State-Level Blog: The Shark Tank

8. Most Influential Blog: Instapundit/Glenn Reynolds

9. Most Underrated Blog: Legal Insurrection

10. Tea Party Blogger of the Year: Gateway Pundit

11. Best Overall Blog: Hot Air

I think I see why CPAC uninvited the John Birch Society - if you had both the JBS and white nationalists the same year, that might look bad.

re: #272 jaunte

CPAC Blogger Awards:
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Hahaha!

Best writer? Ace of Spades?

[Milk spews out of mouth.]

@JeffSharlet
CPAC gives award to Pam Geller, who compared victims of Oslo killer to Nazis. Victims; not the killer, who quoted her extensively.