CNN’s Dana Loesch Attacks VP Joe Biden for a Typo in a Press Release

Loesch is going for the wingnut gold
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Raving wingnut CNN contributor Dana Loesch is really going for the Incredibly Stupid Post prize of the day with her latest ridiculous fake outrage: The New “Potatoe?” Biden to Visit “Road Island”.

The first sentence is definitely the funniest thing I’ve read today; Loesch thinks Dan Quayle is “an exceptionally bright man.” You can’t write inadvertent wingnut comedy like this.

Dan Quayle is actually an exceptionally bright man who had an unfortunate mishap at the chalkboard with an unnecessary vowel. Joe Biden, the fun Homer Simpson of the Obama Administration, has suffered far greater gaffes; the latest from the administration on his behalf. Two words: “Road Island.”

Here’s what she’s getting her loony audience worked up about: a White House press release that misspelled “Rhode Island” as “Road Island.” Yes, really. Does she think Biden wrote the press release himself?

Actually, I could stop at, “Does she think?”

In the infamous Dan Quayle “potatoe” incident, Quayle told a student that he had misspelled “potato” and needed to add an “e.” In this absurd wingnut nontroversy, some unknown staffer probably relied too much on spell check.

I’d say, “One of these things is not like the other,” but that would be quoting the Muppets, and as we all know, those diabolical puppets are brainwashing children to be socialists.

This is the kind of rubbish hacks like Loesch pump out every single day of the year.

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