Video: VA Lawmaker David Albo and the Dreaded ‘V’ Word

They have no problem shoving an ultrasound wand into it, just don’t say the word
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Here’s Virginia Republican State Delegate David Albo, describing how his support for the GOP’s slut-shaming uterus inspection bill cost him a night of sweet, sweet right-wing lovin’ with his wife. And he had her all warmed up, too; turned on the Redskins channel and everything.

Notice how he’s unable to say “trans-vaginal,” apparently thinking it’s a dirty word. Instead he repeats “trans-V” over and over. Good grief.

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(h/t: Some Disagree.)

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42 comments
1 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:45:06pm

V for Vagina - soon in a theater near you!

2 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:45:23pm

For Rep Alpo:

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3 Varek Raith  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:45:46pm

Image: vageuphemisms.jpg

4 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:46:32pm

Wasn't there something in the news a year or so back about someone getting upset at the us of the word "uterus" in congress?

5 Lidane  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:47:25pm

If you can't even bring yourself to say the word vagina, you have no business writing laws about them.

6 erik_t  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:47:56pm

Way to speak no evil, you ass-backwards dipshit.

7 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:48:02pm

I seem to recall that it took the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal before the word "penis" could be used on television.

8 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:48:52pm

Perhaps a juvenile little song would help him get past his hang-up.

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9 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:49:07pm

re: #3 Varek Raith

Quite a few missed.

10 Gus  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:49:37pm

Dweeb.

11 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:49:40pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Wasn't there something in the news a year or so back about someone getting upset at the us of the word "uterus" in congress?

They should also rename Uranus.

12 Amory Blaine  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:49:45pm
a night of sweet, sweet right-wing lovin’

WTH is that like?

I gotta know...

13 Varek Raith  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:49:48pm

re: #9 Sergey Romanov

Quite a few missed.

That's what she said!

14 Simply Sarah  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:51:27pm

"After she heard about the trans-peepee hole sonogram bill, she said she wouldn't touch my dingdong. Teehee!"

15 nines09  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:51:42pm

Too bad. He should be real upset when it cots him his seat.

16 Amory Blaine  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:51:52pm

re: #1 Sergey Romanov

V for Vagina - soon in a theater near you!

I wonder what the mask for that movie would be like...

17 Varek Raith  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:51:55pm

It's like he's in grade school or something. I can't bring myself to say a word!
Pathetic.

18 Ben G. Hazi  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:52:30pm

re: #11 Sergey Romanov

They should also rename Uranus.

Futurama covered this...it should be renamed Urrectum.

/

19 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:55:57pm

re: #12 Amory Blaine

WTH is that like?

I gotta know...

Like this
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

and like that
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

and like this
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

20 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:56:24pm

I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl

Youtube Video

[I pasted those in there using Ctrl_V!]

21 Decatur Deb  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:56:28pm

re: #16 Amory Blaine

I wonder what the mask for that movie would be like...

Georgia O'Keeffe.

22 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:56:37pm

Years ago, I got a voice mail message from a recruiter who wanted to set up a job interview. She left her number and said her name was "Vagina." No matter how many times I listened to that message, the name did not sound like anything other than "Vagina." It didn't help that she had a very thick Indian accent which is difficult to understand even under normal circumstances.

So I bit the bullet, called the number and asked for "Vagina." And she came to the phone!

I asked how she spelled her name.

V-I-J-A-Y-A

That was an embarrassing moment.

23 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:56:55pm

Republicans in Love!

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24 Interesting Times  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:57:10pm

re: #3 Varek Raith

Image: vageuphemisms.jpg

Never could I have imagined I'd have reason to post this here*

*Visuals are pretty harmless, but audio is hilariously NSFW!

25 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:57:15pm

re: #1 Sergey Romanov

V: The Revenge.

In an era where life has become all to comfortable for some, the dreaded V makes their insidious comeback. /ominous overdub

Oh wait. Wrong V (and even more wrong that the original and its own spawned regular show). Mousey!!! /

26 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:57:40pm

re: #12 Amory Blaine

WTH is that like?

I gotta know...

It's like rape.

27 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:57:55pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Wasn't there something in the news a year or so back about someone getting upset at the us of the word "uterus" in congress?

Soon to be revised by the GOP into "uter-them"

28 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:58:04pm

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Wasn't there something in the news a year or so back about someone getting upset at the us of the word "uterus" in congress?

Ah, it was in Florida...

Democrat chastised for saying 'uterus' on House floor

29 Gus  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:58:44pm

So they want to pass a law requiring women to get a trans-vaginal ultrasound before getting an abortion yet are afraid to utter the word "vagina."

What planet are these people from?

30 Simply Sarah  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 12:59:55pm

re: #29 Gus

So they want to pass a law requiring women to get a trans-vaginal ultrasound before getting an abortion yet are afraid to utter the word "vagina."

What planet are these people from?

See, this is where the answer is Uranus.

31 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:00:16pm

re: #29 Gus

So they want to pass a law requiring women to get a trans-vaginal ultrasound before getting an abortion yet are afraid to utter the word "vagina."

What planet are these people from?

Uranus.

32 Lidane  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:00:38pm

re: #12 Amory Blaine

WTH is that like?

I gotta know...

It's like sweet, hot left-wing loving, only without all the immoral, selfish, evil sex for pleasure or vaginas.

33 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:02:08pm

re: #32 Lidane

It's like sweet, hot left-wing loving, only without all the immoral, selfish, evil sex for pleasure or vaginas.

He indicated in his speech that it was only for the purpose of procreating more Republicans

34 Achilles Tang  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:03:10pm

Irregular, gas, bloating, constipated, leaking, erection (not erection), rash, diapers and whatever I have forgotten; all coming to your living room during prime time every day of the week.

35 Varek Raith  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:04:10pm

re: #28 Slumbering Behemoth

Ah, it was in Florida...

Democrat chastised for saying 'uterus' on House floor

That's not a stick up his ass, it's a mountain!

36 Amory Blaine  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:06:32pm

re: #34 Red Sea Desjardini Tang

Irregular, gas, bloating, constipated, leaking, erection (not erection), rash, diapers and whatever I have forgotten; all coming to your living room during prime time every day of the week.

I'd ding you but I'm afraid to touch it.

37 BongCrodny  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 1:18:33pm

re: #1 Sergey Romanov

V for Vagina - soon in a theater near you!

"Voilà! In view, a humble vacuous, vanilla varlet, cast vehemently as both vegetable and Velveeta by the vicissitudes of Fate. This vent-hole, no mere ventriloquist of verbalization, is a vestige of the Fox populi, now vomitous, voyeuristic. However, this verminous vixen of a by-gone Virginia, stands valorious and has vacantly vowed to ventilate these vessels by vitriolically vanguarding virtue and villifying the violently vicious and voracious violation of Venus. "

--V, "V for Vagina"

39 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 2:21:09pm

re: #14 Simply Sarah

"After she heard about the trans-peepee hole sonogram bill, she said she wouldn't touch my dingdong. Teehee!"

Why would he admit in public that his wife won't sleep with him because he supports this crap?

40 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 2:23:33pm

re: #17 Varek Raith

It's like he's in grade school or something. I can't bring myself to say a word!
Pathetic.

I do recall a friend a year behind me in high school laughing uncharitably at a young man who had done a presentation in her English class and could not bring himself to say either 'rape' or 'sex'. He settled on S-E-X. Which he then had to use repeatedly, as he explained that one character wanted to have S-E-X with the other character, but the character didn't want to have S-E-X with him, so he made her have S-E-X with him...

...my friend would sign off on notes for several months to come with 'S-E-X, S-E-X'.

41 S'latch  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 3:01:33pm

A Republican stand-up comedian.

42 Funky_Gibbon  Mon, Feb 27, 2012 3:05:56pm

re: #5 Lidane

If you can't even bring yourself to say the word vagina, you have no business writing laws about them.

If you can't bring yourself to say it, you have no business calling yourself an adult. Blushing over naughty words is something you're supposed to get over in school.


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