1 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 1:48:13pm

Aww :)

PS: fuck Putin.

2 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 1:55:07pm

What hyperbole?

3 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 1:56:06pm

re: #2 Lidane

Did he then throw his hands up and go "Rarrrr!"

?

4 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 1:58:16pm

re: #3 Obdicut

Did he then throw his hands up and go "Rarrr!"

?

No, he yelled "Boogabooga!"

5 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:00:41pm

Fear the bomb! No birth control for you! what the fuck GOP?

6 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:02:05pm

Oh, and it's 82 here in San Diego. Have a summer sundress on. CRAZY.

7 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:04:32pm

re: #5 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Fear the bomb! No birth control for you! what the fuck GOP?

Frank says:

Whenever you're down, just think about how you got there.

8 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:05:03pm

re: #7 Varek Raith

Frank says:

Whenever you're down, just think about how you got there.

Spooky, I got:

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved. -- Zappa on the Tonight Show, C.A. 1988

9 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:05:34pm

The baby that survived the tornado is being taken off life support. Sorry to post.

10 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:05:36pm

re: #8 Obdicut

Spooky, I got:

LGF is haunted by the ghost of Frank.
Neat.

11 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:06:18pm

The zygomatics are weakly flared laterally.

12 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:06:47pm

re: #6 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Oh, and it's 82 here in San Diego. Have a summer sundress on. CRAZY.

Your nic is brilliant and I shall henceforth upding everything you say with it. :)

13 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:07:59pm

John Cole nails it, as always:

What They Should Have Done

What they should have done is simple. They should have claimed victory when Obama made the modification to the mandate. When the initial mandate came out from HHS, there was a multi-day freakout, the Bishops and the prudes generated a lot of press, and Team Obama looked at things, calibrated the mandate so that so-called “religious freedom” was preserved, and the entire issue would have been taken off the table if the right had done the smart thing and just claimed victory. They could have celebrated it as a triumph of religious freedom over Obama, and could have claimed that their political might forced Obama to capitulate. He gave them an out and a political victory while maintaining a political victory for himself- he created a win/win situation for them. They could have used it to their advantage- “Obama attempted to assault religious freedom and our collective political power and might was able to make sure that religious organizations no longer have to provide contraception.” They could have made this into a big win for the team.

But instead of seizing upon it, they instead shit the bed and decided to double down, and now we have near 70% of the country looking at the Republicans like they are some kind of freak show, with their leaders introducing the Blunt and Rubio amendments and their spiritual leaders calling all women who use contraceptives sluts and prostitutes and the base doubling down and following their lead. It’s bewildering to watch. If I were Frank Luntz or the other Republican strategists I would be pulling my hair out and trying to get them into a room listening to Kenny Rogers looped for 24 hours.

14 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:11:03pm

re: #13 Lidane

and trying to get them into a room listening to Kenny Rogers looped for 24 hours.

15 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:12:06pm

re: #12 Klaatu barada nikto

hey girlie!

16 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:12:52pm

re: #15 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

hey girlie!

hello there, fellow member of the Uterati!

17 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:13:19pm

ABC has been relentlessly promoting a new show called GCB, which stands for Good Christian Bitches ... is anyone offended?

18 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:13:35pm

re: #16 Klaatu barada nikto

hello there, fellow member of the Uterati!

Ha, lost a couple of new tweeps. Oooh the freak out!

19 erik_t  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:15:14pm

re: #17 _RememberTonyC

ABC has been relentlessly promoting a new show called GCB, which stands for Good Christian Bitches ... is anyone offended?

I'm offended at the idea of watching an ABC sitcom.

...I assume that's what you meant?

20 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:15:52pm

I've been thinking. The usage of "slut" as an insult has been condemned in previous threads, but I see "bitch" constantly used here, incl. references to wingnut women. What's the difference?

21 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:15:58pm

re: #17 _RememberTonyC

ABC has been relentlessly promoting a new show called GCB, which stands for Good Christian Bitches ... is anyone offended?

That's what that stands for? Looks like the regular housewives. hmmm, they won't be catty?

22 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:16:06pm

Zedushka was admitted to the hospital this afternoon. Something about a compromised immune system.

For those of you who are the praying kind, he could use it.
For everyone else, doctors and science are doing the best they can.

23 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:16:41pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion
He is in my prayers.

24 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:16:59pm

re: #18 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Ha, lost a couple of new tweeps. Oooh the freak out!

Seriously? That's weird.

25 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:17:16pm

re: #19 erik_t

I'm offended at the idea of watching an ABC sitcom.

...I assume that's what you meant?

As a holder of some Disney stock, I hope you are NEVER offended by watching ABC

26 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:17:33pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion

(((((Alouette)))))
I hope he gets better soon.

27 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:17:47pm

re: #20 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

I've been thinking. The usage of "slut" as an insult has been condemned in previous threads, but I see "bitch" constantly used here, incl. references to wingnut women. What's the difference?

I'll agree that it's all derisive and should be avoided.

28 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:18:50pm

re: #21 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

That's what that stands for? Looks like the regular housewives. hmmm, they won't be catty?

I think they will be "off the charts" catty!

29 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:18:53pm

re: #17 _RememberTonyC

ABC has been relentlessly promoting a new show called GCB, which stands for Good Christian Bitches ... is anyone offended?

I'm offended that someone thought that another Mean Girls Who've Hit Menopause show was a good idea. Don't we already have about a thousand different Real Housewives shows? New ideas, plz.

30 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:22:23pm

re: #29 Lidane

I'm offended that someone thought that another Mean Girls Who've Hit Menopause show was a good idea. Don't we already have about a thousand different Real Housewives shows? New ideas, plz.

Desperate housewives is done soon, so this show is the replacement

31 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:24:24pm

re: #6 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Oh, and it's 82 here in San Diego. Have a summer sundress on. CRAZY.

74 and clear as a bell here in the little blue pimple.

Sheesh. 31 in Edinburgh. Stay warm, Ice!

32 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:25:06pm

re: #30 _RememberTonyC

Desperate housewives is done soon, so this show is the replacement

Yeah, I know. But if you're going to do that, at least try something funny.

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it, at least in the first few seasons. I stopped watching when they decided to do a "let's fast-forward a few years" trope, so I have no idea what it's like now.

This GCB thing just reeks of desperation. Get a bunch of nasally-voiced, big haired women to fake Texas accents and put them in Dallas and voila! It'll be just like the Second Coming of JR Ewing, or something. WTF.

33 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:25:31pm

re: #26 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

(((Alouette)))
I hope he gets better as soon as possible.

Ditto...hope all goes well, Alouette

34 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:26:01pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion

Hang in there.

35 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:27:12pm

This is interesting. I was reading Matt Taibbi's update to his post on Andrew Breitbart, and discovered that somebody's been recently deleting posts at biggovernment.com: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche | | Rolling Stone

UPDATE: Well done, Breitbart fans, well done! In less than 24 hours you’ve hacked into my Wiki page, published my telephone number on Twitter, called the Rolling Stone offices pretending to be outraged “advertisers” (anonymous ones, who hung up before we could figure out which “ads” to pull), and then spent all night calling and texting my phone with various threats and insults, many of them directed at my family. “Better grow eyes in the back of your head,” was one; “I’m going to take a shit on your mother’s grave,” was another; a third called my wife a “piece of shit like you,” and many others called me a “pile of human excrement.”

Those last ones to me were the most interesting because that quote is lifted directly from Breitbart’s own obit of Ted Kennedy, which like me Breitbart ran just hours after his subject died. So that means the writers of these letters knew that what I did was exactly the same as what Breitbart had done, and yet they still found a way to be unironically outraged on Breitbart’s behalf. I thought: “These people don’t even get their own jokes.”

The really crazy thing is that I was sort of trying to be nice to Breitbart – the obit was at least half an homage. Not that I liked the guy, but he did have a few attractive qualities, one of which being the fact that he got a kick out of the nasty things people said about him. He even once had a plan to set up a website encouraging anti-Breitbart abuse, and was going to let it ride for a while, even spending six figures to hire an Obama p.r. flack to make anti-Breitbart posters, until finally revealing that he'd sponsored the whole thing. Would a person like that really expect someone like me to send flowers when he croaked? No way: he’d be insulted if I didn’t give him one last kick in the balls on the way out the door.

But I guess no homage is complete without a celebration of the whole man, and the whole man in this case was not just a guy who once said, “It’s all about a good laugh,” but also someone who liked to publish peoples’ personal information on the internet, hack into private web sites, tell lies in an attempt to get his enemies fired, and incite readers to threats against his targets and their families, including death threats. I left all of that stuff out of my obit, but now, thanks to you readers, that’s all in there as well, leaving, for posterity, a much more complete picture of the man.

The "death threats" link above now goes to a 404 error page.

But according to Google's cache it was still there as recently as Feb 24, 2012: [Link: biggovernment.com...]

Taibbi didn't put a date on his update, but it's clear that he must have seen the post when he wrote the update -- meaning that it was probably deleted in response to his update.

36 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:27:22pm

re: #32 Lidane

Yeah, I know. But if you're going to do that, at least try something funny.

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it, at least in the first few seasons. I stopped watching when they decided to do a "let's fast-forward a few years" trope, so I have no idea what it's like now.

This GCB thing just reeks of desperation. Get a bunch of nasally-voiced, big haired women to fake Texas accents and put them in Dallas and voila! It'll be just like the Second Coming of JR Ewing, or something. WTF.

All I know is WALKING DEAD.

37 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:27:35pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion

Oh no! I hope he gets through it as quickly as possible.

{{Alouette}}

38 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:27:54pm

re: #32 Lidane

Yeah, I know. But if you're going to do that, at least try something funny.

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it, at least in the first few seasons. I stopped watching when they decided to do a "let's fast-forward a few years" trope, so I have no idea what it's like now.

This GCB thing just reeks of desperation. Get a bunch of nasally-voiced, big haired women to fake Texas accents and put them in Dallas and voila! It'll be just like the Second Coming of JR Ewing, or something. WTF.

It looks pretty lame ... T&A for the masses

39 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:29:33pm

re: #32 Lidane

Yeah, I know. But if you're going to do that, at least try something funny.

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it, at least in the first few seasons. I stopped watching when they decided to do a "let's fast-forward a few years" trope, so I have no idea what it's like now.

This GCB thing just reeks of desperation. Get a bunch of nasally-voiced, big haired women to fake Texas accents and put them in Dallas and voila! It'll be just like the Second Coming of JR Ewing, or something. WTF.

Ah, so I guess you already heard that they're doing a new Dallas series?

40 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:29:53pm

re: #20 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

I've been thinking. The usage of "slut" as an insult has been condemned in previous threads, but I see "bitch" constantly used here, incl. references to wingnut women. What's the difference?

I don't use 'bitch', precisely because it's a gendered term that just means 'woman acting in a way I don't like'.

However, it doesn't have a connection to sexuality, and so lacks some of the stupidity of 'slut'.

41 erik_t  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:30:34pm

re: #40 Obdicut

I don't use 'bitch', precisely because it's a gendered term that just means 'woman acting in a way I don't like'.

However, it doesn't have a connection to sexuality, and so lacks some of the stupidity of 'slut'.

It's a very nice verb. I don't use the noun much outside of canine discussions.

42 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:31:12pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

This is interesting. I was reading Matt Taibbi's update to his post on Andrew Breitbart, and discovered that somebody's been recently deleting posts at biggovernment.com: Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche | | Rolling Stone

The "death threats" link above now goes to a 404 error page.

But according to Google's cache it was still there as recently as Feb 24, 2012: [Link: biggovernment.com...]

Taibbi didn't put a date on his update, but it's clear that he must have seen the post when he wrote the update -- meaning that it was probably deleted in response to his update.

This is actually a correct finality to the epitaph.

I was thinking today about how his poor wife and children will feel knowing the narcissist was out arguing with a stranger the night he died, away from them.

No love, no obit. He was a fuck.

43 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:31:28pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Saved for posterity:

[Link: www.webcitation.org...]

44 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:31:54pm

re: #17 _RememberTonyC

ABC has been relentlessly promoting a new show called GCB, which stands for Good Christian Bitches ... is anyone offended?

i assume lots of people would be. i'm not. i've gone to church all my life and have also enjoyed some books similar to the one the series is based on. church ladies can be ruthless and funny, which is what i think the series is about. mean girls for jesus is what my sister calls them.

45 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:32:25pm

re: #36 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

All I know is WALKING DEAD.

That's the only TV show I make a point to sit and watch every week. I even watch Talking Dead after the fact just to see who's going to be on and hear what they have to say.

It was during the last one that I realized that Hershel is the same actor from the 1967 version of In Cold Blood. He was the lead, alongside Robert Blake.

46 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:32:34pm

re: #20 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

I've been thinking. The usage of "slut" as an insult has been condemned in previous threads, but I see "bitch" constantly used here, incl. references to wingnut women. What's the difference?

context.

47 _RememberTonyC  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:32:55pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

Ah, so I guess you already heard that they're doing a new Dallas series?

On TNT with the pretty boy kid who was the gardener on desperate housewives as one of the main characters

48 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:33:16pm

re: #46 zora

context.

Is it permissible to call Pam Geller a bitch?

49 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:33:23pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

Ah, so I guess you already heard that they're doing a new Dallas series?

Yeah. I expect it to suck.

50 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:33:27pm

re: #26 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

(((Alouette)))
I hope he gets better as soon as possible.

You and yours are in my thoughts.

51 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:34:12pm

re: #45 Lidane

That's the only TV show I make a point to sit and watch every week. I even watch Talking Dead after the fact just to see who's going to be on and hear what they have to say.

It was during the last one that I realized that Hershel is the same actor from the 1967 version of In Cold Blood. He was the lead, alongside Robert Blake.

Herschel is the dude that's been in almost all of the Stephen King TV remakes. It's a fantastic show, and I love being the "elder" at work the next day giving the recap.

52 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:34:23pm

re: #49 Lidane

Yeah. I expect it to suck.

Agreed, that's how it seems to be with most remakes of decades old shows. But what do you expect when Hollywood has, for intents and purposes, run out of ideas?

53 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:34:26pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion

I hope he pulls through okay.

54 dragonfire1981  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:34:29pm

Things on the internet are like superheroes. They never really die.

55 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:35:41pm

re: #32 Lidane

Yeah, I know. But if you're going to do that, at least try something funny.

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it, at least in the first few seasons. I stopped watching when they decided to do a "let's fast-forward a few years" trope, so I have no idea what it's like now.

This GCB thing just reeks of desperation. Get a bunch of nasally-voiced, big haired women to fake Texas accents and put them in Dallas and voila! It'll be just like the Second Coming of JR Ewing, or something. WTF.

Funny you should say that, because TNT is bring Dallas back, complete with Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, and much of the original cast.

56 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:36:34pm

re: #54 dragonfire1981

Things on the internet are like superheroes. They never really die.

Nah, just disappear for a few weeks/months/years, before being brought back as a "surprise" to the readers. No matter how gruesome or "final" the death, there's somebody out there with a magic reset button.

57 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:36:46pm

re: #32 Lidane

Desperate Housewives skewered the perfect ideal of suburban life and the people in it

Wait, what? There was a "perfect ideal of suburban life"? WHEN? WHERE? Who ever idealized "suburban life"?

58 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:36:58pm

re: #51 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Herschel is the dude that's been in almost all of the Stephen King TV remakes. It's a fantastic show, and I love being the "elder" at work the next day giving the recap.

DALE, DALE. I screwed that up.

59 dragonfire1981  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:37:25pm

re: #52 Targetpractice

Agreed, that's how it seems to be with most remakes of decades old shows. But what do you expect when Hollywood has, for intents and purposes, run out of ideas?

I don't think it's so much running out of ideas as it is the inability to present an existing idea in a new an interesting way.

For example, the humans vs aliens fight for the future of humanity sci-fi story has been done to death, but there are still new and interesting ways to present that story rather than say, remaking Starship Troopers.

Personally I would love to see more movies like Inception. It really made you think, made you wonder, made you look at things differently. It was a movie that was actually built for an intelligent audience, rather than the usual lame teen comedy or "lots of shit blowing up with wooden acting" summer blockbuster.

60 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:37:50pm

Wow, they're messing with that deleted page as we speak. It now redirects to the front page of breitbart.tv instead of showing the 404 error page.

[Link: biggovernment.com...]

61 dragonfire1981  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:38:41pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

Wow, they're messing with that deleted page as we speak. It now redirects to the front page of breitbart.tv instead of showing the 404 error page.

[Link: biggovernment.com...]

Just who is running his websites now? His wife?

62 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:38:47pm

re: #57 Learned Mother of Zion

Wait, what? There was a "perfect ideal of suburban life"? WHEN? WHERE? Who ever idealized "suburban life"?

There was a certain ideal of suburban life which existed independently of anyone ever actually achieving it-- the sort of thing Betty Freidan was talking about.

63 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:38:58pm

re: #57 Learned Mother of Zion

Wait, what? There was a "perfect ideal of suburban life"? WHEN? WHERE? Who ever idealized "suburban life"?

Television did. Think about the images of Ozzie & Harriet and June Cleaver and the perfect television mom. DH was a send-up of that, at least at first.

64 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:40:06pm

Stephen Fry and friends on Christopher Hitchens. Very cool that Hitch was watching from his bed:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Rushdie drew roars of laughter when he recounted a word game invented by Amis and Hitchens where the word 'love' is replaced with 'hysterical sex'. Particular favourites included Hysterical Sex in the Time of Cholera and Hysterical Sex Is All You Need.

Ok here's mine -

'Hysterical sex is a many splendored thing'

65 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:41:22pm

re: #48 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Is it permissible to call Pam Geller a bitch?

just for existing. no. for the reprehesibe person she is. sure. i'd usually just go with asshole. also i'm a woman so it's different. with men there is the possibility that they go with bitch so quickly because they think all women are bitches and are just waiting for the moment to use the word.

this is my opinion and i don't speak for all vagina americans. /

66 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:41:33pm

re: #61 dragonfire1981

Doubt it.

67 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:41:42pm

If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have hysterical sex, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

68 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:41:50pm

re: #61 dragonfire1981

Just who is running his websites now? His wife?

He had a business partner named in the Shirley Sherrod case (which is why it will continue), Larry O'Conner. There's also Mike Flynn, who Breitbart hired from Reason to run BigGovernment. I'm betting Flynn is still running the show at this point.

69 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:42:44pm

re: #64 Jimmah

I hysterically sex my country.

70 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:42:53pm

re: #65 zora

Ah, but it's a tad bit different for women ;P

71 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:43:28pm

re: #68 Obdicut

Oh, Breitbart's estate is also still affected by the lawsuit, apparently, since it began before the probate of the estate did.

72 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:44:34pm

Fortune and hysterical sex favor the brave.

73 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:44:51pm

re: #64 Jimmah

I believe in hysterical sex, Alfie,
Without hysterical sex we just exist, Alfie
Until you find the hysterical sex you've missed, you're nothing Alfie.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
And you'll find hysterical sex any day, Alfie...

74 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:45:15pm

FYI, I'm making a full blown homemade Caesar tonight. Homemade croutons, dressing with raw yolk, anchovies. I love that my peeps appreciate the real deal. mmm

75 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:45:41pm

re: #70 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Ah, but it's a tad bit different for women ;P

Not entirely...women can be misogynistic or sexist, and in fact patriarchy only exists because it's reinforced by (some) women.

I will agree that there is some leeway for women to use these terms among ourselves; as members of the group we can use the terms in subversive ways.

76 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:46:21pm

re: #74 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control
That sounds good. Enjoy it. :)

77 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:46:27pm

re: #74 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

FYI, I'm making a full blown homemade Caesar tonight. Homemade croutons, dressing with raw yolk, anchovies. I love that my peeps appreciate the real deal. mmm

Sound like you're really putting some hysterical sex into that salad.

78 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:46:27pm

re: #74 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

FYI, I'm making a full blown homemade Caesar tonight. Homemade croutons, dressing with raw yolk, anchovies. I love that my peeps appreciate the real deal. mmm

Oooh! I'm so excited for you! Yum. I love Caesar salad but I've never made one from scratch.

79 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:46:37pm

re: #62 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

There was a certain ideal of suburban life which existed independently of anyone ever actually achieving it-- the sort of thing Betty Freidan was talking about.

Betty Friedan claimed that luxurious suburban homes were "concentration camps for women." I kind of think that a concentration camp survivor might not have agreed with her.

80 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:46:44pm

Hysterical Sex is a many splendored thing.

HA

81 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:47:34pm

re: #77 Obdicut

Sound like you're really putting some hysterical sex into that salad.

ya!!

83 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:47:56pm

re: #72 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Fortune and hysterical sex favor the brave.

The spy who had hysterical sex with me.

84 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:48:06pm

re: #79 Learned Mother of Zion

Betty Friedan claimed that luxurious suburban homes were "concentration camps for women." I kind of think that a concentration camp survivor might not have agreed with her.

I don't remember that quote in the Feminine Mystique.

85 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:49:22pm

Meanwhile, the weak Libyan Central Government has some problems:

Video footage has been released showing graves in a British military cemetery in Libya being destroyed by what appears to be an Islamist militia.

At this point, I am going to predict that my anger at the Salafi fuckers will likely surpass the anger I had over 7/22 sometime in the next year. The reason is because of the fact I have poor emotional controls in terms of moderating feelings. This means when I feel something, I really feel it.

This is driving my opinions of what to do about Terrorism farther and farther to the right. And increasing the raw hate I have for the Salafis.

86 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:49:30pm

One-ups any tattoo:

87 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:49:30pm

oh to be a dog and live for pettys and sunshine

88 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:49:30pm

How shall I hysterically sex thee?
Let me count the ways....

89 The Ghost of a Flea  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:49:55pm

All's fair in hysterical sex and war.

90 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:50:01pm

re: #68 Obdicut

He had a business partner named in the Shirley Sherrod case (which is why it will continue), Larry O'Conner. There's also Mike Flynn, who Breitbart hired from Reason to run BigGovernment. I'm betting Flynn is still running the show at this point.

Good...so, the Sherrod case didn't die with Breitbart.

I hope she wins and takes O'Conner, BigGovernment, and Breitbart's estate to the cleaners.

Andrew Breitbart, you got off easy for all the crap you've aided and abetted over the years.

92 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:50:11pm

re: #74 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

Speaking of which, does anyone in New Vegas make a Caesar Salad joke?

93 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:50:51pm

re: #86 jaunte

Best thing ever. Looks a tattoo of something.

94 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:51:09pm

re: #88 It's UterUS, not UterYou!
Hmm. I do not know how Elizabeth Barret Browing would see that.

95 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:51:17pm

The course of hysterical sex never did run smooth.

96 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:51:27pm

Rush Limbaugh Did Not Apologize

it is not possible to overturn the laws of physics

97 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:52:08pm

Eat, Pray, Hysterical Sex.

98 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:53:36pm

re: #97 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Eat, Pray, Hysterical Sex.

Eat, Pray, Get Hysterical?

99 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:53:54pm

re: #95 jaunte

The course of hysterical sex never did run smooth.

This is my favourite so far. :)

re: #94 Georgia Tech Aunt

Hmm. I do not know how Elizabeth Barret Browing would see that.

Probably not well!

100 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:54:49pm
Hysterical sex is an emotion of strong affection and personal attachment.[1] Hysterical sex is also a virtue representing all of human kindness, compassion, and affection; and "the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another".[2] Hysterical sex may also be described as actions towards others (or oneself) based on compassion, or as actions towards others based on affection.[3]
101 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:54:49pm

re: #97 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Eat, Pray, Hysterical Sex.

i know, i know! wingnut feelgood movie of the year:

Hate, Pray, Rant

102 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:55:47pm

re: #101 engineer cat

i know, i know! wingnut feelgood movie of the year:

Hate, Pray, Rant

Or maybe Prey.

103 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:56:43pm

What is unrequited hysterical sex?

104 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:57:13pm

Then there's Platonic hysterical sex.

105 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:57:37pm

Who could forget the immortal words of the metaphysical poet John Donne:

But we by a hysterical sex so much refined,
That ourselves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.

106 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:58:47pm

Sometimes hysterical sex leads to hysterical sex. But hysterical sex without hysterical sex is not fulfilling.

107 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:58:54pm

re: #103 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

What is unrequited hysterical sex?

A philip larkin poem? //

Hysterical sex again--
Wanking at half past three

108 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:58:58pm

re: #104 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Then there's Platonic hysterical sex.

you only see the shadows of other people having hysterical sex on the cave walls?

109 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 2:59:58pm

re: #107 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

A philip larkin poem? //

Hysterical sex again--
Wanking at half past three

That was from Larkin's 'bagua' period.

110 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:00:26pm

re: #90 talon_262

Good...so, the Sherrod case didn't die with Breitbart.

I hope she wins and takes O'Conner, BigGovernment, and Breitbart's estate to the cleaners.

Andrew Breitbart, you got off easy for all the crap you've aided and abetted over the years.

While I believe that the case should be seen to its conclusion so that justice is served, I feel uneasy with the idea of Andy's estate being wrecked in the end. Yeah, he was a douchebag in the public arena and deserves to have that part of his persona ripped apart, but I'm not sure his family deserves to pay for his behavior.

111 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:01:26pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

They got millions from his hate-peddling. I don't feel sorry in the slightest.

112 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:02:27pm

It's UterUS not UterYou!

don't blame yourself, - it's not uterYou, it's uterMe

113 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:02:34pm

re: #92 ProGunLiberal

no idea

114 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:03:27pm

re: #109 Jimmah

That was from Larkin's 'bagua' period.

Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

115 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:06:08pm

re: #114 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey! My favorite lady! I have one of those too!
*smooch*

116 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:06:20pm

re: #90 talon_262

Good...so, the Sherrod case didn't die with Breitbart.

I hope she wins and takes O'Conner, BigGovernment, and Breitbart's estate to the cleaners.

Andrew Breitbart, you got off easy for all the crap you've aided and abetted over the years.

Can't see how the case can move forward after his death. How can the deceased defend himself? Even Ken Lay of Enron had his conviction vacated up his death because the conviction was under appeal.

117 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:06:40pm

re: #111 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

They got millions from his hate-peddling. I don't feel sorry in the slightest.

Yep. He's not the only person affected by his lies who had a family.

118 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:06:46pm

re: #113 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

I looked it up. There are some.

119 What, me worry?  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:07:18pm

re: #113 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

no idea

Love the photo! Gull Who Dances with Beer (is my contribution).

120 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:07:19pm

re: #117 Jimmah

Ooh, I see a nice vestige there ;)

121 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:07:25pm

re: #115 Floral Giraffe

Hey! My favorite lady! I have one of those too!
*smooch*

Hey you! How are you, lovely lady?

122 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:08:45pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

While I believe that the case should be seen to its conclusion so that justice is served, I feel uneasy with the idea of Andy's estate being wrecked in the end. Yeah, he was a douchebag in the public arena and deserves to have that part of his persona ripped apart, but I'm not sure his family deserves to pay for his behavior.

unfortunately lots of people have paid for his behavior. he should have considered his family when he trying to ruin the lives and livelihood of others.

123 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:08:53pm

re: #121 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey you! How are you, lovely lady?

Hello, Ice. How's life across the pond?

124 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:09:07pm

re: #120 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Ooh, I see a nice vestige there ;)

The vestige hysterical sex that dare not speak it's name.

Damn you're quick ;-)

125 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:09:48pm

I hysterical sex Lucy.

126 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:09:56pm

re: #124 Jimmah

I spy with my little eye ;)

127 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:09:59pm

re: #123 Dark_Falcon

Hello, Ice. How's life across the pond?

Hey DF! Things are spiffy here-- red wine, scrabble, Jimmah cooked dinner. Now we're hanging with you good people while finishing this bottle of wine. :)

How are you? Good to see you!

128 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:10:07pm

re: #111 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

They got millions from his hate-peddling. I don't feel sorry in the slightest.

And they supported him, supported his beliefs, while he was making those millions? Or is it just that they got tainted money, so they should be punished for being his family?

129 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:11:16pm

re: #127 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey DF! Things are spiffy here-- red wine, scrabble, Jimmah cooked dinner. Now we're hanging with you good people while finishing this bottle of wine. :)

How are you? Good to see you!

You never mentioned the pot :-)

130 What, me worry?  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:11:47pm

re: #127 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey DF! Things are spiffy here-- red wine, scrabble, Jimmah cooked dinner. Now we're hanging with you good people while finishing this bottle of wine. :)

How are you? Good to see you!

Hi UterYou! It's UterMe! Hey hey to J :)

131 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:11:55pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

While I believe that the case should be seen to its conclusion so that justice is served, I feel uneasy with the idea of Andy's estate being wrecked in the end. Yeah, he was a douchebag in the public arena and deserves to have that part of his persona ripped apart, but I'm not sure his family deserves to pay for his behavior.

If Sherrod wins and gets a substantial judgment from Breitbart's estate, I won't feel bad about that at all. Whether he was alive or dead, the money would have come from his pocket anyways; most of that money is ill-gotten booty, IMO (not necessarily illegal, but certainly shady).

132 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:12:07pm

Pot, meet kettle...
All is well here.

133 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:12:45pm

re: #128 Targetpractice

And they supported him, supported his beliefs, while he was making those millions? Or is it just that they got tainted money, so they should be punished for being his family?

What do you mean - punished? The tainted money shouldn't have been there in the first place. As long as everything is legal, I got no problem with that. I'm pretty sure they will have enough to get by after all is said and done. Frankly, there are more deserving things to worry about than a multimillionaire family going broke.

134 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:12:55pm

re: #128 Targetpractice

And they supported him, supported his beliefs, while he was making those millions? Or is it just that they got tainted money, so they should be punished for being his family?

I don't know, it's troubling. I think it's the former, that they benefited from those beliefs and opinions as well as supporting him.

135 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:13:07pm

re: #122 zora

all his family got was the $. Again, he was out debating when he died. Not with his wife. She had her life, I'm sure, he had his.

136 goddamnedfrank  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:13:29pm

Hysterical Sex Actually

137 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:13:32pm

re: #130 Madge

Hi UterYou! It's UterMe! Hey hey to J :)

Woot! Just realised this was you. :) How are you?

138 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:13:52pm

re: #135 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

I KNOW his family would rather have him than any money.

139 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:14:50pm

re: #129 Jimmah

You never mentioned the pot :-)

I didn't mention the hysterical sex either. :-)

140 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:15:18pm

re: #12 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Your nic is brilliant and I shall henceforth upding everything you say with it. :)

Hi Homer!

141 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:15:46pm

re: #133 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

What do you mean - punished? The tainted money shouldn't have been there in the first place. As long as everything is legal, I got no problem with that. I'm pretty sure they will have enough to get by after all is said and done. Frankly, there are more deserving things to worry about than a multimillionaire family going broke.

I don't know, just doesn't sit right with me. Yeah, I wanted him to pay for his actions, but now it just seems like the family paying for his stupidity. I wanted to see him humbled, not them.

142 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:15:56pm

re: #139 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

I didn't mention the hysterical sex either. :-)

You have to talk too?
*waves*

143 What, me worry?  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:16:18pm

re: #137 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Woot! Just realised this was you. :) How are you?

lol I dig this display name stuff. You have to get J to play.

I'm great, babe. Hope you guys are doing well!

144 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:16:31pm

re: #139 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

I didn't mention the hysterical sex either. :-)

145 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:16:34pm

re: #138 Floral Giraffe

I KNOW his family would rather have him than any money.

I'd hope that's the case. but you never know what dysfunctions creep in one's family.

146 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:17:21pm

re: #141 Targetpractice

Well, as talon points out, the money would've been paid out even if he were alive.

Moreover, they will probably make a bunch more by selling his media empire.

147 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:17:31pm

the high incidence of mentioning of lady parts words has dee-feeted teh ad generating algorithms, and the best it can do is Asian Girls For Dating hehehehehe...

148 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:18:35pm
149 goddamnedfrank  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:18:46pm

re: #116 compound_Idaho

Can't see how the case can move forward after his death. How can the deceased defend himself? Even Ken Lay of Enron had his conviction vacated up his death because the conviction was under appeal.

You're confusing civil and criminal law, which are totally different beasts. If the defendant in a civil case dies the lawsuit continues and executor of their estate makes decisions for them.

150 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:18:55pm

re: #127 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey DF! Things are spiffy here-- red wine, scrabble, Jimmah cooked dinner. Now we're hanging with you good people while finishing this bottle of wine. :)

How are you? Good to see you!

Things are not good for me. February was a poor sales month, as it always has been for me. March will be better, because I'm on a great event, but I'm not really worried about work. My dad is having surgery (can't really say what kind, but it is neither cosmetic nor major, just substantial enough to worry me) on Tuesday. So I'm going to be pretty worried till that's done.

I know things will go well, but the times are still worrisome right now.

151 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:19:30pm

re: #146 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Well, as talon points out, the money would've been paid out even if he were alive.

Moreover, they will probably make a bunch more by selling his media empire.

*sighs* I don't know, I guess it's that the whole thing, from beginning to end, was hyper-focused on him, with all my knowledge of his private life coming in the wake of his death. Now that I know he's got a family, got four kids, who apparently he was a very loving father to, it just brings a whole new emotional element into it.

152 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:19:42pm

re: #148 Varek Raith

Hope you were not too upset!

153 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:20:05pm

re: #152 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Hope you were not too upset!

Expected more giggity.

154 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:20:28pm

re: #84 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

I don't remember that quote in the Feminine Mystique.

Here ya go.

155 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:20:31pm

re: #153 Varek Raith

Expected more giggity.

Lady parts, how do they work?

156 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:20:47pm

re: #150 Dark_Falcon

Things are not good for me. February was a poor sales month, as it always has been for me. March will be better, because I'm on a great event, but I'm not really worried about work. My dad is having surgery (can't really say what kind, but it is neither cosmetic nor major, just substantial enough to worry me) on Tuesday. So I'm going to be pretty worried till that's done.

I know things will go well, but the times are still worrisome right now.

I'm sorry to hear that, DF. I'll keep you and your dad in my thoughts.

157 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:20:58pm

re: #141 Targetpractice

I don't know, just doesn't sit right with me. Yeah, I wanted him to pay for his actions, but now it just seems like the family paying for his stupidity. I wanted to see him humbled, not them.

Like I said, the SOB got off easy, compared to how his family might make out if Sherrod wins and gets what is due to her.

I feel bad for them having to pick up the pieces of the trainwreck that was Andrew Breitbart, but justice should be blind.

There's no real good end to this whole mess at all.

158 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:21:21pm

Magnets, lady parts, tides... what's next?

159 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:21:50pm

re: #158 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Magnets, lady parts, tides... what's next?

Dryers that steal your left sock.
Fuckers.

160 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:22:06pm

re: #154 Learned Mother of Zion

Here ya go.

And Friedan herself has backed away from her imagery, saying in her recent memoir, "I am ashamed of that analogy.... The American suburb was no concentration camp." (4) Indeed, in a 2001 interview, Friedan refused to discuss her camp analogy in any detail, repeating several times that she had made an error in judgment. (5)

Thanks for the link!

161 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:22:46pm

And now the deleted page has magically reappeared.

162 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:22:50pm

re: #157 talon_262

Like I said, the SOB got off easy, compared to how his family might make out if Sherrod wins and gets what is due to her.

I feel bad for them having to pick up the pieces of the trainwreck that was Andrew Breitbart, but justice should be blind.

Honestly, with Breitbart gone Sherrod might well settle the case. She's not going to punish him now, so the case is now only about money. Under those circumstances, I'd expect a settlement.

163 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:23:09pm

re: #150 Dark_Falcon

Things are not good for me. February was a poor sales month, as it always has been for me. March will be better, because I'm on a great event, but I'm not really worried about work. My dad is having surgery (can't really say what kind, but it is neither cosmetic nor major, just substantial enough to worry me) on Tuesday. So I'm going to be pretty worried till that's done.

I know things will go well, but the times are still worrisome right now.

Hang in D_F. Will be thinking of you.

164 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:24:57pm

re: #162 Dark_Falcon

Honestly, with Breitbart gone Sherrod might well settle the case. She's not going to punish him now, so the case is now only about money. Under those circumstances, I'd expect a settlement.

That's definitely a possibility, but another possibility is that she continues the case, to get everything in the public record, especially if there's more than just Breitbart as a defendant..

We just don't know yet.

165 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:25:01pm

DF, be well!

166 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:25:20pm

re: #158 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Magnets, lady parts, tides... what's next?

This maybe:

167 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:25:22pm

re: #159 Varek Raith

Dryers that steal your left sock.
Fuckers.

look between the machines, or within the clothes you just folded. Put on my robe the other day and found the long lost one.

168 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:25:52pm

re: #150 Dark_Falcon

DF, I saw this go by earlier today in Twitter, and thought you might be interested:
[Link: m.theatlantic.com...]

169 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:25:59pm

re: #164 talon_262

I don't want her to somehow ruin the family, and that's realistically not gonna happen anyway, but I hope for something like her overtaking the Big* sites.

170 goddamnedfrank  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:26:25pm

re: #162 Dark_Falcon

Honestly, with Breitbart gone Sherrod might well settle the case. She's not going to punish him now, so the case is now only about money. Under those circumstances, I'd expect a settlement.

Getting a judgement will send a message, don't fuck with Shirley ... or she'll chase you round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before she gives you up.

171 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:26:38pm

re: #164 talon_262

That's definitely a possibility, but another possibility is that she continues the case, to get everything in the public record, especially if there's more than just Breitbart as a defendant..

We just don't know yet.

She might be able to just settle with Breitbart's estate, without settling the whole case. You're right that we'll have to see.

172 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:26:55pm

Hysterical sex?

173 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:00pm

re: #170 goddamnedfrank

And not only Shirley. That will be a message to everybody.

174 Alexzander  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:02pm

re: #161 Charles Johnson

And now the deleted page has magically reappeared.

Someone behind the scenes is trying to figure out how to edit their history while simultaneously being watched by thousands of eyes. Awkward.

175 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:20pm

re: #166 Dark_Falcon

Holy shit.

176 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:29pm

re: #169 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

I don't want her to somehow ruin the family, and that's realistically not gonna happen anyway, but I hope for something like her overtaking the Big* sites.

That would be delicious...

177 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:44pm

re: #162 Dark_Falcon

Honestly, with Breitbart gone Sherrod might well settle the case. She's not going to punish him now, so the case is now only about money. Under those circumstances, I'd expect a settlement.

I think the odds of settlement are increased, but talon's right, she might pursue this to the end to get it on record. I just feel somewhat hollow knowing that the one thing I sought more than anything, Andy shamed for all to see, will never happen.

178 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:27:46pm

re: #166 Dark_Falcon

This maybe:

[Embedded content]

Hysterical cat sex FTW :)

179 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:28:07pm

OT I am still having a problem with this thread. I am still getting a script running message. Is anyone else having this problem?

180 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:28:21pm

re: #166 Dark_Falcon

Fucking cats, how do they...

181 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:28:29pm

re: #168 jaunte

DF, I saw this go by earlier today in Twitter, and thought you might be interested:
[Link: m.theatlantic.com...]

Thanks.

182 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:28:41pm

re: #170 goddamnedfrank

Getting a judgement will send a message, don't fuck with Shirley ... or she'll chase you round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before she gives you up.

As I read that, I couldn't help hearing it in Ricardo Montalban's voice as Khan...

183 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:29:38pm

re: #182 talon_262

As I read that, I couldn't help hearing it in Ricardo Montalban's voice as Khan...

While sitting on soft Corinthian leather?

//

184 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:30:38pm

Jimmah says we can't hold up the local shop for more wine. :(

185 BongCrodny  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:31:04pm

re: #64 Jimmah

'Hysterical sex is a many splendored thing'

What's hysterical sex got to do with it?

186 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:31:20pm

re: #184 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Jimmah says we can't hold up the local shop for more wine. :(

I say you CAN! So there!

187 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:31:29pm

re: #183 Targetpractice

While sitting on soft Corinthian leather?

//

Nah, because he's dead too.

Oh, me? I'm at work, most definitely not sitting on soft Corinthian leather.

///

188 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:32:12pm

re: #186 Floral Giraffe

I say you CAN! So there!

Interestingly, I had never suggested robbing it.

189 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:32:25pm

re: #184 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Jimmah says we can't hold up the local shop for more wine. :(

Men, what do they know.

190 goddamnedfrank  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:32:29pm

re: #182 talon_262

As I read that, I couldn't help hearing it in Ricardo Montalban's voice as Khan...

Khan ripped off Ahab, was never given an commendation for original thinking like Kirk.

191 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:33:26pm

re: #188 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Holding up, is not the same as robbing, sometimes...

192 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:33:41pm

re: #190 goddamnedfrank

Khan ripped off Ahab, was never given an commendation for original thinking like Kirk.

Khan was intelligent, but not experienced; he was still thinking two-dimensionally.

/Spock

193 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:33:56pm

re: #172 Kragar

Hysterical sex?

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Ah muse - excellent - been getting into them lately. Here's one I think Kilgore would like despite himself :-)

194 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:34:01pm

re: #170 goddamnedfrank

Getting a judgement will send a message, don't fuck with Shirley ... or she'll chase you round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before she gives you up.

I disagree. But I have a completely different view of lawsuits: I see them as being ultimately about money. Better to settle a case like this and take the payday. But that's only my view, YMMV.

195 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:34:10pm

re: #191 Floral Giraffe

Holding up, is not the same as robbing, sometimes...

You're doing it wrong.

196 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:35:15pm

re: #179 Georgia Tech Aunt

OT I am still having a problem with this thread. I am still getting a script running message. Is anyone else having this problem?

I see that you're using Internet Explorer 8, I believe? Have you tried it with Chrome to see if you still have problems? IE8 is notoriously problematic.

197 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:35:23pm

re: #177 Targetpractice

I think the odds of settlement are increased, but talon's right, she might pursue this to the end to get it on record. I just feel somewhat hollow knowing that the one thing I sought more than anything, Andy shamed for all to see, will never happen.

As I said, the bastard got off easy; now his family has to clean up the mess.

198 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:36:04pm

re: #192 talon_262

Khan was intelligent, but not experienced.

/Spock

With a pattern of two-dimensional thinking.

199 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:36:47pm

re: #193 Jimmah

Ah muse - excellent - been getting into them lately. Here's one I think Kilgore would like despite himself :-)

[Embedded content]

or this:

200 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:37:03pm

And by the way, the right wing blogs' attempt to turn Andrew Breitbart into some kind of folk hero is so insanely over the top, it's making me a little ill.

201 Digital Display  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:37:45pm

re: #127 It's UterUS, not UterYou!

Hey DF! Things are spiffy here-- red wine, scrabble, Jimmah cooked dinner. Now we're hanging with you good people while finishing this bottle of wine. :)

How are you? Good to see you!

Hey you! Hope you are well.. Winston is guarding the door cause he somehow knows Chinese food is on the way..Nobody messes with Winston's Moo Goo Chicken. :)

202 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:37:52pm

re: #198 Dark_Falcon

With a pattern of two-dimensional thinking.

Already fixed...sort of.

/

203 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:38:23pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson
I will stick with spy mode. It is easier than having to download a new program. Thanks.

204 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:38:48pm

re: #198 Dark_Falcon

With a pattern of two-dimensional thinking.

Ironic, considering his supposed genetic superiority.
:P

205 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:39:23pm

Another dog's eye view.

Dog survives 53 days in wild, reunited with owner

Barbara Bagley says she never gave up hope that her dog would be found alive in the Nevada desert after the animal bolted from the scene of a crash that critically injured her and killed her husband.

But the Salt Lake City woman endured plenty of frustration until her beloved 4-year-old Shetland sheepdog, Dooley, was tracked down Feb. 18 after surviving 53 days in the wild on roadkill and scattered ranch water sources.

“I would think about Dooley constantly,” she said. “There were TV commercials with dogs that made me think about him and cry. He’s just the sweetest dog.”

The Dec. 27 single-vehicle accident on Interstate 80 near Battle Mountain, about 225 miles east of Reno, sent Bagley and her 55-year-old husband, Brad Vom Baur, to the hospital in critical condition. Their other sheltie, Delaney, was killed in the wreck. Dooley ran away and vanished.

Bagley, 48, suffered a concussion, broken ribs, a shattered wrist and two punctured lungs. As soon as she mustered up enough strength, she turned her attention to a search for her dog in the sprawling sage-covered plains and hills of northeastern Nevada.

Realizing what Dooley could mean for her recovery, dozens of Nevada volunteers responded to a Facebook plea for help in looking for him. But the search was canceled before it began after the Jan. 6 discovery of what appeared to be the dog’s remains along the interstate. The same day, her husband died.

[...]

During his ordeal, Dooley’s weight dropped from 44 pounds to 20 pounds. He was once spotted devouring a dead coyote along the roadway. A long bird bone was pulled from his throat by a veterinarian.

Since then, the dog has gradually put on weight and resumed regular walks with his owner. While Bagley is still going through the grieving process over her husband’s death and recovering from her injuries, Dooley’s presence has picked up her spirits immensely.

Go read the rest!

206 Alexzander  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:39:32pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

And by the way, the right wing blogs' attempt to turn Andrew Breitbart into some kind of folk hero is so insanely over the top, it's making me a little ill.

At least he fits their zeitgeist. He really doe epitomize much of the spirit of the right at the moment.

207 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:40:12pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

And by the way, the right wing blogs' attempt to turn Andrew Breitbart into some kind of folk hero is so insanely over the top, it's making me a little ill.

Coupled with disgusting CTs.

208 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:44:06pm

re: #201 HoosierHoops

Hey you! Hope you are well.. Winston is guarding the door cause he somehow knows Chinese food is on the way..Nobody messes with Winston's Moo Goo Chicken. :)

YUM!

209 goddamnedfrank  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:45:21pm

re: #194 Dark_Falcon

I disagree. But I have a completely different view of lawsuits: I see them as being ultimately about money. Better to settle a case like this and take the payday. But that's only my view, YMMV.

Another case where an ability to empathize is useful, where you need to try abandon your own view of things and try to see things from another perspective. Shirley is righteously pissed off, because Breitbart fucked with her life. She worked hard and endured plenty to get where she was and she saw herself made into a notorious public enemy by the lies of a nasty little shit heal.

Breitbart lied about her and maliciously twisted her words to humiliate her in front of the world. Losing her job was only the cherry on top of the indignity she suffered at his hands. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person that naturally gives a rat's ass about money, she cares about sending the message that going into the future this kind of behavior will have devastating consequences for the people who perpetrate it.

210 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:46:28pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

And by the way, the right wing blogs' attempt to turn Andrew Breitbart into some kind of folk hero is so insanely over the top, it's making me a little ill.

As they sit there, repeatedly listening to Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" and come up with conspiracy theories about how Obama silenced him.

211 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:47:23pm

re: #204 Varek Raith

Ironic, considering his supposed genetic superiority.
:P

Intelligence doesn't fully compensate for lack of training. And Khan's ability to think likely worked against him. When seconds count, military personnel are trained to react, not think, because there isn't really time for thought. So he does not move quickly enough when something unexpected occurs, and that is a big part of his downfall. For all of his ability, Khan Noonian Singh never understood a basic fact long before drummed into the head of James T. Kirk: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.

212 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:47:23pm

re: #209 goddamnedfrank

Breitbart lied about her and maliciously twisted her words to humiliate her in front of the world. Losing her job was only the cherry on top of the indignity she suffered at his hands. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person that naturally gives a rat's ass about money, she cares about sending the message that going into the future this kind of behavior will have devastating consequences for the people who perpetrate it.

The fact that he has so many admirers in death emphasizes the need to send that message. Also the fact that he did not act alone.

213 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:47:27pm

re: #199 Kragar

or this:

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Or this even (the one I meant to post in the first place):

214 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:48:29pm

re: #210 Kragar

As they sit there, repeatedly listening to Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" and come up with conspiracy theories about how Obama silenced him.

Post the vid, if you're gonna bring up the song:

215 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:49:46pm

re: #213 Jimmah

Or this even (the one I meant to post in the first place):

[Embedded content]

or this...

216 The Left  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:50:10pm

re: #201 HoosierHoops

Hey you! Hope you are well.. Winston is guarding the door cause he somehow knows Chinese food is on the way..Nobody messes with Winston's Moo Goo Chicken. :)

Sounds delish! Give winston a few pats from us. :)

217 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:50:59pm

re: #213 Jimmah

Optimists.

218 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:51:57pm

re: #217 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.
Eeek. Borg has landed. //

219 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:52:19pm

re: #207 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Allow me to bid farewell to this nic. It served as proof that you have a cute little accent when you use English.

220 Shvaughn  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:52:33pm

Did KT ever provide a link to where Occupy AIPAC was using anti-Semitic images?

221 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:52:51pm

re: #218 Georgia Tech Aunt

Eeek. Borg has landed. //

Please announce your loyalty to Vladimir Vladimirovich immediately.//

222 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:53:46pm

re: #209 goddamnedfrank

Another case where an ability to empathize is useful, where you need to try abandon your own view of things and try to see things from another perspective. Shirley is righteously pissed off, because Breitbart fucked with her life. She worked hard and endured plenty to get where she was and she saw herself made into a notorious public enemy by the lies of a nasty little shit heal.

Breitbart lied about her and maliciously twisted her words to humiliate her in front of the world. Losing her job was only the cherry on top of the indignity she suffered at his hands. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person that naturally gives a rat's ass about money, she cares about sending the message that going into the future this kind of behavior will have devastating consequences for the people who perpetrate it.

Oh this.

223 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:53:57pm

re: #219 wrenchwench

"a"?

224 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:54:28pm

re: #223 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

"a"?

Yup.

225 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:55:22pm

re: #224 wrenchwench

When a guy's participle is dangling...///

226 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:55:30pm

No surprises here.

Arpaio's Obama investigator selling book

The lead investigator in Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's investigation into President Obama's birth certificate is selling his report as a book.

Retired detective and volunteer sheriff's posse member Mike Zullo is listed as the co-author of "A Question of Eligibility," an e-book for sale on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

The book is a copy of the investigation findings presented to the press on Thursday.

Zullo's co-author is Jerome Corsi, a well-known political conspiracy writer.

Phoenix television station KTVK reports that ( [Link: bit.ly...] Corsi denied using the sheriff as a promotional tool to sell his books and theories. Corsi supplied much of the research for the MCSO investigation.

Arpaio said at a news conference Thursday that his volunteer investigator found probable cause that the president's birth certificate was fake.

227 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:55:40pm

re: #209 goddamnedfrank

Another case where an ability to empathize is useful, where you need to try abandon your own view of things and try to see things from another perspective. Shirley is righteously pissed off, because Breitbart fucked with her life. She worked hard and endured plenty to get where she was and she saw herself made into a notorious public enemy by the lies of a nasty little shit heal.

Breitbart lied about her and maliciously twisted her words to humiliate her in front of the world. Losing her job was only the cherry on top of the indignity she suffered at his hands. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person that naturally gives a rat's ass about money, she cares about sending the message that going into the future this kind of behavior will have devastating consequences for the people who perpetrate it.

I can empathize with her, Frank. Her gender is no barrier in such a matter, as I already know what its like to have an asshole try to hurt you simply to advance himself. Granted that what happened to my wasn't nearly as bad, but my own senses of honor and justice gets me the rest of the way to outrage over what happened to her.

But at the same time, I'm also a pragmatist, and someone who doesn't like creating collateral damage when it can be avoided. Andrew Breitbart is dead, and so the message you described is now going to be badly muddied. And that means a complete victory can no longer be won. That being true, I would suggest the best solution is a settlement, though I would demand that said settlement include a full and public retraction of the story by Breitbart's media outlets.

228 Digital Display  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:55:43pm

re: #208 Floral Giraffe

YUM!

Hi You! You know the great thing about living in a College town is there is a million Chinese joints that deliver...I grade them..I can get fresh Italian food delivered at 3am.. College towns freaking Rock..Who knew? There is this Japanese noodle place 2 minutes away...Great Food Floral! :)

229 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:56:54pm

re: #217 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Optimists.

Sure but somebody needs to take care of the rousing speech side of things :)

230 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:57:18pm

re: #221 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.
Her Grace Honor Alexander-Harrington will not allow it. //

231 What, me worry?  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:57:34pm

re: #209 goddamnedfrank

Another case where an ability to empathize is useful, where you need to try abandon your own view of things and try to see things from another perspective. Shirley is righteously pissed off, because Breitbart fucked with her life. She worked hard and endured plenty to get where she was and she saw herself made into a notorious public enemy by the lies of a nasty little shit heal.

Breitbart lied about her and maliciously twisted her words to humiliate her in front of the world. Losing her job was only the cherry on top of the indignity she suffered at his hands. She doesn't strike me as the kind of person that naturally gives a rat's ass about money, she cares about sending the message that going into the future this kind of behavior will have devastating consequences for the people who perpetrate it.

In fact, I'd say if there ever was a case for defamation of character, this be it.

232 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:57:50pm

OK, this did not work. ;)

233 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 3:58:05pm

OK, I came down here to work. It's not happening if I don't log out.

234 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:00:20pm

re: #211 Dark_Falcon

Intelligence doesn't fully compensate for lack of training. And Khan's ability to think likely worked against him. When seconds count, military personnel are trained to react, not think, because there isn't really time for thought. So he does not move quickly enough when something unexpected occurs, and that is a big part of his downfall. For all of his ability, Khan Noonian Singh never understood a basic fact long before drummed into the head of James T. Kirk: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.

Precisely...after Khan's first strike against the Enterprise, he's so busy doing his big reveal and dictating terms of surrender, he's not catching on that Kirk, Spock, and Saavik are busy making preparations to drop the Reliant's shields. When his shields are dropped, he has no idea how to override it, therefore Kirk & Co. are able to get off a couple of shots, scoot, and regroup.

Khan deserved to blow himself up in the end.

///

235 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:01:26pm

re: #232 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.
Not to my knowledge. She is bringing her treecat Nimitz and he will have a field day with Borg. Nimitz is a telepath. // :)

237 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:01:37pm

re: #233 wrenchwench

OK, I came down here to work. It's not happening if I don't log out.

You too?

238 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:02:24pm

Damn. Freepers always provide us with free entertainment.

239 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:03:02pm

re: #228 HoosierHoops

Fast good food delivered! What is not to love?

240 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:03:07pm

re: #238 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Damn. Freepers always provide us with free entertainment.

The right wing cult of rage is always entertaining.

241 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:03:13pm

re: #236 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Limpbaugh apology makes FReep call him a C-word!

re: #238 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Damn. Freepers always provide us with free entertainment.

*grabs popcorn*

242 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:05:02pm

Their lack of nuance works both ways - they don't see that he didn't really apologize.

243 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:06:26pm

LOL@stupid freeps.

244 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:06:35pm

re: #234 talon_262

Precisely...after Khan's first strike against the Enterprise, he's so busy doing his big reveal and dictating terms of surrender, he's not catching on that Kirk, Spock, and Saavik are busy making preparations to drop the Reliant's shields. When his shields are dropped, he has no idea how to override it, therefore Kirk & Co. are able to get off a couple of shots, scoot, and regroup.

Khan deserved to blow himself up in the end.

///

Just so. When Khan really needed to act quickly in that case, he was unable to do so.

245 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:07:11pm

re: #236 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Limpbaugh apology makes FReep call him a C-word!

246 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:07:22pm

re: #243 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

LOL@stupid freeps.

Well. At least they're consistent.

//

247 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:08:03pm

re: #231 Madge

In fact, I'd say if there ever was a case for defamation of character, this be it.

Breitbart clearly had no room for empathy for the victims of his lies - just more hate for them and more zeal for the war against the cause that they symbolised for him. Wouldn't surprise me if those things were what killed him. Seems pretty likely.

Crepitating butthurt - a potentially lethal condition?

248 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:08:49pm

re: #235 Georgia Tech Aunt

Not to my knowledge. She is bringing her treecat Nimitz and he will have a field day with Borg. Nimitz is a telepath. // :)

The new Honor Harrington novel comes out on Wednesday, BTW.

249 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:10:22pm

For me I will be getting A Rising Thunder on March 6th thank to Amazon. :)

250 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:10:55pm

re: #246 Gus

Well. At least they're consistent.

//

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251 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:10:59pm

dang I missed the "s" on thank.

253 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:11:42pm

re: #242 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Their lack of nuance works both ways - they don't see that he didn't really apologize.

They think Limbaugh should have just refused to say anything to de-escalate things. They think he should have doubled-down on the hate and immolated him self on a funeral pyre of Burning Stupid. Call it a political death wish.

254 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:12:32pm

re: #252 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Zhe shpice musht flow.

Where did you get the photo of me?

255 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:13:07pm

re: #254 b_sharp

Where did you get the photo of me?

And Putin knowsh besht.

256 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:14:17pm

re: #255 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

And Putin knowsh besht.

I only know borscht.

257 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:14:27pm

re: #255 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.
knowsh besht? Drinking to forget? Or just having some fun in this thread?

258 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:15:16pm

re: #257 Georgia Tech Aunt

knowsh besht? Drinking to forget? Or just having some fun in this thread?

Why can't it be bosh? //

259 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:16:15pm

re: #258 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.
It can be anything you want.

260 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:16:24pm

re: #252 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Zhe shpice musht flow.

By the looks of him, he hasn't needed the weirding module for quite some time.

261 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:19:15pm

re: #247 Jimmah

Breitbart clearly had no room for empathy for the victims of his lies - just more hate for them and more zeal for the war against the cause that they symbolised for him. Wouldn't surprise me if those things were what killed him. Seems pretty likely.

Crepitating butthurt - a potentially lethal condition?

Only when it's throbbing:

262 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:20:24pm

re: #253 Dark_Falcon

They think Limbaugh should have just refused to say anything to de-escalate things. They think he should have doubled-down on the hate and immolated him self on a funeral pyre of Burning Stupid. Call it a political death wish.

The thing that the Freepers are too blind and dumb to see is that Limbaugh's "apology" was no real apology at all, since he was still lying his ass off about Fluke's testimony. He only did what he did under duress, from his advertisers and from his Premiere/CC bosses.

I hope this shit backfires on Rush big time.

263 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:24:55pm

re: #262 talon_262

The thing that the Freepers are too blind and dumb to see is that Limbaugh's "apology" was no real apology at all, since he was still lying his ass off about Fluke's testamony. He only did what he did under duress, from his advertisers and from his Premiere/CC bosses.

I hope this shit backfires on Rush big time.

Yeah, but you're looking at it rationally, which is a big no-no when trying to understand the wingnut mind. To them, Rush has sinned in the greatest way: He showed "weakness," he let them back him into a corner. You're right, they wanted him to engage in self-immolation, because they'd rather he be a martyr to the cause than to show any "weakness" to their enemies.

264 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:25:22pm

re: #262 talon_262

The thing that the Freepers are too blind and dumb to see is that Limbaugh's "apology" was no real apology at all, since he was still lying his ass off about Fluke's testamony. He only did what he did under duress, from his advertisers and from his Premiere/CC bosses.

I hope this shit backfires on Rush big time.

I agree. I just found it amusing to write out just how foolish they are. They think 'ruthless aggression' and 'purity' are the answers to every political problem. If this was a real war, such an attitude would end with their corpses heaped up in windrows after a suicidal attack. Sadly, in politics they don't die when they uber-FAIL, so their attitude will be around for a while yet.

265 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:25:48pm

re: #262 talon_262

The thing that the Freepers are too blind and dumb to see is that Limbaugh's "apology" was no real apology at all, since he was still lying his ass off about Fluke's testamony. He only did what he did under duress, from his advertisers and from his Premiere/CC bosses.

I hope this shit backfires on Rush big time.

Advertisers gone because of his comments, and pissing off his base with a nonpology.

Good times.

266 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:26:33pm

It's amazing how some political paths have diverged and converged in just 5 years.

267 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:27:28pm

re: #261 Dark_Falcon

Only when it's throbbing:

[Embedded content]

I noticed recently that some wee shites have been ripping off our videos on youtube - can't be bothered chasing it up though.

268 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:27:37pm

The other talking point from the wingnuts will be "the liberals" "forced" Rush Limbaugh to apologize.

269 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:28:00pm

re: #263 Targetpractice

Yeah, but you're looking at it rationally, which is a big no-no when trying to understand the wingnut mind. To them, Rush has sinned in the greatest way: He showed "weakness," he let them back him into a corner. You're right, they wanted him to engage in self-immolation, because they'd rather he be a martyr to the cause than to show any "weakness" to their enemies.

National Review writers have been attacking this attitude as of late, often in response to howls by Freepers and their kin. Such stupidity cannot be hammered hard enough, as it favors display over effective action. Hell, even Rick Santorum has been repeatedly booed for explaining himself in cases where he had to choose effectiveness over ideological purity.

270 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:28:31pm

re: #267 Jimmah

The dead lice?

271 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:29:21pm

re: #220 Shvaughn

Did KT ever provide a link to where Occupy AIPAC was using anti-Semitic images?

There's a discussion of it in the pages if you're interested.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

272 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:29:36pm

According to 4 out of 4 females I know, Rush Limbaugh is a charlatan, a mountebank and a knave, as well as a buffoon, a poltroon, a baboon, and a maroon.

He probably doesn't know what any of these mean except perhaps "maroon" in the relevant Bugs Bunny dialect.

273 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:30:41pm

re: #272 Winston Smith, Fox News Moderator

Also an ignorant slut.

274 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:30:48pm

re: #264 Dark_Falcon

I agree. I just found it amusing to write out just how foolish they are. They think 'ruthless aggression' and 'purity' are the answers to every political problem. If this was a real war, such an attitude would end with their corpses heaped up in windrows after a suicidal attack. Sadly, in politics they don't die when they uber-FAIL, so their attitude will be around for a while yet.

"Ni Shagu Nazad!"

All the sanity and logic of a banzai charge.

275 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:31:55pm

Can't you people see? Rush was forced to apologize by the liberal controlled media in a coordinated attack with the backing of George Soros and Eric Boehlert of Media Matters! They are a powerful force that control this country which is why we need to take our country back from these secular liberals once and for all! We don't need any more victims like Rush Limbaugh.

276 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:32:38pm

re: #272 Winston Smith, Fox News Moderator
This word fits better. [Link: www.thefreedictionary.com...]

277 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:33:22pm

re: #270 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

The dead lice?

Nah just some lazy douchebags.

278 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:34:08pm

re: #276 Georgia Tech Aunt

This word fits better. [Link: www.thefreedictionary.com...]

Bugs weighs in, straight from the hare's mouth:

279 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:35:41pm

Bugs has a way with words. // lol

280 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:35:45pm

re: #274 Targetpractice

"Ni Shagu Nazad!"

All the sanity and logic of a banzai charge.

Just the image I was thinking of.

281 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:35:50pm

re: #271 Killgore Trout

Different guy.

282 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:36:13pm

OK, somebody do something outrageous, or run around naked or shout fire in a theatre because this thread is losing it's zip.

283 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:36:24pm

re: #275 Gus

Rush apologized because he doesn't love Jesus enough.

So much for saying the most conservative viewpoint always wins.

284 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:37:08pm

re: #279 Georgia Tech Aunt

Bugs has a way with words. // lol

I'm not even sure how to spell "ignoranimus." My guess is probably as good as any though.

285 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:37:14pm

Walmart: walmart.com/i/if/hmp/fusion/genericpressrelease.pdf
birth control at $9/mo., compared to national average prices ranging from $24 to $30 per month and saving women an estimated $15 to $21 per month – $180 to $250 annually.

....of coarse you may have to walk into a Walmart.

286 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:39:43pm

re: #282 b_sharp

I'm out of zip. My wife and I both have some ass-kicking virus sucking all the vim and vigor out of us.

287 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:40:40pm

re: #285 compound_Idaho

Your link done broke.

288 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:40:45pm

re: #282 b_sharp

OK, somebody do something outrageous, or run around naked or shout fire in a theatre because this thread is losing it's zip.

I hear that in private Rush Limbaugh is a very nice man and good with his family.

//

289 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:40:53pm

[Link: www.desmogblog.com...]

The Canadian Federal government’s new counter-terrorism strategy has been ruffling feathers in the environmental community since it was released by Public Safety Minister Vic Toews on February 9.

The report says that the Federal government will be vigilant against domestic extremism “based on grievances – real or perceived – revolving around the promotion of various causes such as animal rights, white supremacy, environmentalism and anti-capitalism.”

While there are some "animal rights"/enviro-terrorists, are they numerous enough to be listed explicitly along with white supremacists?

290 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:41:23pm

re: #288 Gus

I hear that in private Rush Limbaugh is a very nice man and good with his family.

//

Guy's divorced and has no kids.

You gotta work a little harder than that./

291 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:41:29pm

re: #287 Obdicut

Your link done broke.

Looks like it sure done did broke.

[Dobro slide.]

292 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:41:39pm

re: #288 Gus

I hear that in private Rush Limbaugh is a very nice man and good with his family.

//

I've actually never heard it asserted, by anyone who wasn't also a complete tool, that Rush is a nice guy in any way. I've heard he tips big, but that's about it, and I think that's more ego than generosity.

293 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:42:25pm

re: #290 Targetpractice

Guy's divorced and has no kids.

You gotta work a little harder than that./

No kids? Hmm. Why's that? He hate kids or sumtin?

//

294 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:42:34pm

re: #282 b_sharp

OK, somebody do something outrageous, or run around naked or shout fire in a theatre because this thread is losing it's zip.

295 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:42:44pm

re: #289 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

b_sharp, now is your chance to revive the thread! It's Harper time!

296 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:42:46pm

re: #271 Killgore Trout

There's a discussion of it in the pages if you're interested.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Here you go, Killgore.

297 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:43:08pm

(Should I post some Behemoth clips or something.)

298 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:43:30pm

re: #286 Obdicut

I'm out of zip. My wife and I both have some ass-kicking virus sucking all the vim and vigor out of us.

Well that just sucks.

299 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:43:36pm

Jimmah-ice award for best letter in this year's Viz annual:

Can anyone remember whether Sikhs got exempted from having to wear motorcycle helmets in the end? I'm writing a letter to the Daily Mail on the subject,and I don't know whether to start it with "It's a rare victory for common sense" or "Yet another case of political correctness gone mad".

300 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:44:14pm

re: #298 b_sharp

In the interest of livening up the thread, check out this complete tool:

[Link: twitter.com...]

301 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:44:32pm

re: #288 Gus

I hear that in private Rush Limbaugh is a very nice man and good with his family.

//

Well then, clean out your ears, they're obviously full of crap.

302 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:45:56pm

re: #301 b_sharp

Well then, clean out your ears, they're obviously full of crap.

You stink too!

303 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:46:15pm

re: #289 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

[Link: www.desmogblog.com...]

While there are some "animal rights"/enviro-terrorists, are they numerous enough to be listed explicitly along with white supremacists?

Yes, they are. And they're pretty sick, too.

304 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:46:23pm
305 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:46:25pm

BBL

306 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:46:58pm

re: #301 b_sharp

Well then, clean out your ears, they're obviously full of crap.

Crap? Now you've done it. You've gone ahead and sexually aroused the stalkers.

307 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:47:32pm

Why the Global Warming Skeptics Are Wrong
MARCH 22, 2012
William D. Nordhaus

---

Read it.

308 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:47:35pm

re: #293 Gus

No kids? Hmm. Why's that? He hate kids or sumtin?

//

Yeah I know, I was shocked too. I mean, such a virile stud as him, had four wives and carrying around bottles of Viagra, but no kids? I thought every time ya had sex, you created a baby.

///

309 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:49:33pm

re: #308 Targetpractice

Yeah I know, I was shocked too. I mean, such a virile stud as him, had four wives and carrying around bottles of Viagra, but no kids? I thought every time ya had sex, you created a baby.

///

Ask the people down in the Dominican Republic! They'll swear he loves kids.
/

310 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:49:43pm

re: #304 compound_Idaho

Very good option for women who lack health insurance.

311 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:50:05pm

re: #308 Targetpractice

Yeah I know, I was shocked too. I mean, such a virile stud as him, had four wives and carrying around bottles of Viagra, but no kids? I thought every time ya had sex, you created a baby.

///

Yeah. Here I was thinking a Christian man like Limbaugh. The epitome of male virility. The alpha-male's alpha male. A stud rocket that we as men all want to live up to. He should have had at least 17 children by now. Guess not. Maybe it has something to do with that anal cyst of his.

//

312 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:50:29pm

re: #289 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

[Link: www.desmogblog.com...]

While there are some "animal rights"/enviro-terrorists, are they numerous enough to be listed explicitly along with white supremacists?

The Harper government (they don't want to be called just the Canadian government) is most interested in fighting the environmentalists, including all those warmist terrorists threatening the Canadian public with sharp, pointy facts.

313 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:50:33pm

re: #309 Kragar

Ask the people down in the Dominican Republic! They'll swear he loves kids.
/

Is that you Dan Riehl?

//

314 Lidane  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:52:06pm

I'm procrastinating and reading the comments for this article:

Kasich turns down federal disaster aid

People are NOT happy. The few people who try to defend Kasich are quickly slapped down by others ripping them a new one.

315 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:52:17pm

re: #296 Dark_Falcon

Here you go, Killgore.

Pretty ugly story.

316 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:53:09pm

re: #295 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

b_sharp, now is your chance to revive the thread! It's Harper time!

We need an Occupy Harper thread.

317 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:55:26pm

I've minorly returned to the playthrough of Fallout 3 I mentioned earlier. I am at Oasis.

What do the Fallout literate people here think I should do with Harold? Make him grow to help spread greenery across the Capitol Wasteland, stunt his growth, or kill him?

318 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:55:26pm

Lysenkoism, yes. And yet somehow Anthony Watts is an official reviewer of the Fifth IPCC Assessment Report.

319 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:55:30pm

re: #300 Obdicut

In the interest of livening up the thread, check out this complete tool:

[Link: twitter.com...]

What an idiot.

320 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:56:02pm

re: #310 Obdicut

Very good option for women who lack health insurance.

..... or those with insurance that does not cover contraceptives or those with insurance that do, but with a $10+ co pay.

Georgetown only offers insurance, it does not require that students purchase through the school. Students are free to purchase the policy that best fits their needs.

321 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:56:34pm

re: #302 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

You stink too!

You're full of sauerkraut.

322 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:57:31pm

re: #321 b_sharp

You're full of sauerkraut.

You borschthead.

323 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:58:07pm

re: #300 Obdicut

In the interest of livening up the thread, check out this complete tool:

[Link: twitter.com...]

OMG. How many times did that nut Tweet you?

324 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:58:20pm

re: #317 ProGunLiberal

I've minorly returned to the playthrough of Fallout 3 I mentioned earlier. I am at Oasis.

What do the Fallout literate people here think I should do with Harold? Make him grow to help spread greenery across the Capitol Wasteland, stunt his growth, or kill him?

I usually go with making him grow, because I'm a kind, giving sort. Except for that one time I felt like playing the villain and killed him...with fire.

325 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:59:23pm
326 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:59:26pm

re: #313 Gus

Is that you Dan Riehl?

//

You mean Dan - no, you're a pedophile - Reihl?

327 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:59:32pm

re: #320 compound_Idaho

... or those with insurance that does not cover contraceptives or those with insurance that do, but with a $10+ co pay.

Why would an insurance plan not cover contraception?

Georgetown only offers insurance, it does not require that students purchase through the school. Students are free to purchase the policy that best fits their needs.

I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty following you. Do you support the idea of an employer being able to forbid certain types of health care coverage to their employees, or a school to forbid types of health care coverage to their students?

328 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 4:59:37pm

re: #324 Targetpractice

I'd feel bad if I burned him.

Time to go under Oasis and start splattering creatures then. Back in 20.

329 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:00:39pm

re: #320 compound_Idaho

... or those with insurance that does not cover contraceptives or those with insurance that do, but with a $10+ co pay.

Georgetown only offers insurance, it does not require that students purchase through the school. Students are free to purchase the policy that best fits their needs.

Sure, they're free to look for insurance outside of the school's offered policy, but they have to receive a waiver and that is dependent on whether the policy they buy meets the school's requirements.

330 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:01:06pm

re: #323 Gus

OMG. How many times did that nut Tweet you?

A lot. Basically the same thing over and over.

He thinks any woman who has non-procreative sex is a 'nympho' apparently. Or he thinks you need more contraception the more you have sex. Basically, he's Rush without the money.

Oh, and in an earlier tweet, he said (all caps in the original)

MAN HAS NO RIGHT TO THAT WHICH HE CANNOT BY HIS OWN ENERGIES POSSESS.

Which is anarchy, and translates to "Might makes right."

331 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:01:11pm

Facts about Rush Limbaugh:

-Limbaugh has been barred from Wal-Mart for failure to meet their dress code.
-He is known to carry a magnifying glass and tweezers to deal with those 4 hour emergencies the commercials warn us about.
-Limbaugh's last visit to a disco resulted in his arrest by the haz-mat team.
-His books would make good boiler fuel, except that his opponents are the ones who DON'T want to burn books.

332 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:01:30pm

re: #327 Obdicut

Why would an insurance plan not cover contraception?

I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty following you. Do you support the idea of an employer being able to forbid certain types of health care coverage to their employees, or a school to forbid types of health care coverage to their students?

Hey, if they don't like it, they can go somewhere else! Nobody's forcing them to be a student there!

333 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:01:31pm

re: #325 Gus

Crazy man is crazy.

What a pitiful lemming.

334 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:02:05pm

re: #331 Winston Smith, Fox News Moderator

To a disco? Way to date yourself. Aren't you late for an ether frolic?

/

335 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:02:35pm

re: #300 Obdicut

In the interest of livening up the thread, check out this complete tool:

[Link: twitter.com...]

A textbook example of a deliberately ignorant wingnut. I usually just put them on ignore after the first couple of tweets -- there's just no point in it, the conversation always goes the same way.

336 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:02:38pm

re: #317 ProGunLiberal

I've minorly returned to the playthrough of Fallout 3 I mentioned earlier. I am at Oasis.

What do the Fallout literate people here think I should do with Harold? Make him grow to help spread greenery across the Capitol Wasteland, stunt his growth, or kill him?

All I can say is make your decision carefully. The moral choices you make in Fallout 3 (and Skyrim) are fed into a national government database, from whence you will be thoroughly evaluated for sociopathic tendencies/

337 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:03:45pm

re: #335 Charles Johnson

He talks in this purposefully high-falutin' way that's pretty funny. But yeah, he's a crazy man.

And he looks like a hipster, so he's doubly-evil.

338 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:03:54pm

re: #329 Targetpractice

Sure, they're free to look for insurance outside of the school's offered policy, but they have to receive a waiver and that is dependent on whether the policy they buy meets the school's requirements.

What is the cost difference?

339 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:04:00pm

re: #336 Jimmah

All I can say is make your decision carefully. The moral choices you make in Fallout 3 (and Skyrim) are fed into a national government database, from whence you will be thoroughly evaluated for sociopathic tendencies/

Do they rate the number of guards I've slaughtered for the "knee joke"?

//

340 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:04:07pm

re: #333 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

What a pitiful lemming.

Yeah. Fascists are known for their "redistributionuism." Amongst other things.

//

341 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:04:07pm

re: #336 Jimmah

All I can say is make your decision carefully. The moral choices you make in Fallout 3 (and Skyrim) are fed into a national government database, from whence you will be thoroughly evaluated for sociopathic tendencies/

Hey look, she has a pair of glasses...

*shoot her in the face*

342 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:05:08pm

It's really like the entire right wing base has turned into replicants and robots. They all have exactly the same reactions, they all start spewing talking points in virtual unison, they all respond to facts with juvenile insults, and then they all declare themselves the winners in their own minds. Every time.

It's robotic behavior.

343 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:05:08pm

re: #338 b_sharp

What is the cost difference?

Couldn't say, because while I could look up the various insurance policies available, I'm not aware of Georgetown's requirements for a waiver.

344 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:06:26pm

re: #342 Charles Johnson

I'm not seeing this talking point of "Well, they could have other insurance" springing up. I'd say it'll be fully fledged by tomorrow.

345 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:06:36pm

re: #335 Charles Johnson

A textbook example of a deliberately ignorant wingnut. I usually just put them on ignore after the first couple of tweets -- there's just no point in it, the conversation always goes the same way.

Followed by Karl Rove and the Heritage Foundation.

346 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:06:38pm

re: #342 Charles Johnson

your homo
hyuk hyuk hyuk

347 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:06:42pm

re: #325 Gus

Crazy man is crazy.

He has a mortgate. Sounds dangerous.

348 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:07:01pm

re: #345 Gus

Followed by Karl Rove and the Heritage Foundation.

This! Is hilarious.

349 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:07:18pm

re: #339 Targetpractice

Do they rate the number of guards I've slaughtered for the "knee joke"?

//

My mate Johhny used to do that a lot. Haven't seen him for a long time now come to think of it/

350 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:07:34pm

re: #344 Obdicut

Don't try to find a black cat in a dark room, esp. if it's not there.

351 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:07:58pm

re: #334 Obdicut

To a disco? Way to date yourself. Aren't you late for an ether frolic?

/

Actually, I was trying to date Rush. (And shame on you for making me write those particular words, I'll probably never live it down.)

352 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:08:04pm

re: #325 Gus

Crazy man is crazy.

I mean, I make my share of typos, but I don't print them out and defiantly exhibit them via photograph to the whole world.

353 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:08:57pm

re: #327 Obdicut

Why would an insurance plan not cover contraception?

I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty following you. Do you support the idea of an employer being able to forbid certain types of health care coverage to their employees, or a school to forbid types of health care coverage to their students?

I do no want the govt. mandating what I buy. I am a big fan of HSA/MSA high deductible coverages. I have been self employed for almost 20 years. I have saved >$100,000 in premiums (@$5K/yr). I assume the insurance companies have made money. I know I have saved money.

354 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:11:05pm

re: #353 compound_Idaho

I do no want the govt. mandating what I buy.

They're not. I don't think you understand the topic. The government is mandating that contraceptives be covered as no copay like many other preventative medications. They're not mandating what anyone buys.

I am a big fan of HSA/MSA high deductible coverages. I have been self employed for almost 20 years. I have saved >$100,000 in premiums (@$5K/yr). I assume the insurance companies have made money. I know I have saved money.

What does this have to do with the topic?

355 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:12:00pm

I especially love the pearl clutching and childish fake outrage when someone gives them back some of what they constantly dish out; here's Donald Douglas whining that I called him an "asshole."

[Link: twitter.com...]

Charles Johnson lashes out, calling me an asshole: #LGF #LGFPages What a loser and total has been. Pathetic. #p2

I won't make this an embedded tweet because he (of course) linked to the stalker blog.

I think these morons believe their magical incantations that I'm "irrelevant" and a "has been" will some day just make me vanish, if they can only convince each other enough.

356 CuriousLurker  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:12:47pm

Drive-by comment - I don't much care for George Will, but this made me smile:

[...] Panelist George Will went further, blasting Republicans for what he said was an inadequate response to the controversy. He said that House Speaker John Boehner's use of the word "inappropriate" to describe Limbaugh's language was more fitting for "using the salad fork for your entrée."

"And it was depressing because what it indicates is that the Republican leaders are afraid of Rush Limbaugh," Will alleged. "They want to bomb Iran, but they're afraid of Rush Limbaugh." [...]

More at HuffPo...

357 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:13:46pm

re: #355 Charles Johnson

Each day they convene to talk about how LGF is irrelevant.

358 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:14:54pm

I foresee a worldwide conference in the future: "LGF: Non-existent or just Irrelevant?". With 30 speakers, 500$ per place, refreshments included.

359 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:15:36pm

And by the way, Donald Douglas IS an asshole. That's one of the kinder ways to describe creeps like him.

360 compound_Idaho  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:17:50pm

re: #354 Obdicut

They're not. I don't think you understand the topic. The government is mandating that contraceptives be covered as no copay like many other preventative medications. They're not mandating what anyone buys.

What does this have to do with the topic?

I am grandfathered in. (for the most part) If someone wanted to go out on his own today, my policy is not an option any more.

361 erik_t  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:17:56pm

re: #355 Charles Johnson

I especially love the pearl clutching and outrage when someone gives them back some of what they constantly dish out; here's Donald Douglas whining that I called him an "asshole."

[Link: twitter.com...]

I won't make this an embedded tweet because he (of course) linked to the stalker blog.

I think these morons believe their magical incantations that I'm "irrelevant" and a "has been" will some day just make me vanish, if they can only convince each other enough.

Well, at least I finally know the name/URL of the stalker blog.

Curiously, despite LGF being profoundly has-been and irrelevant, I have never ever ever ever ever heard of the stalker blog.

362 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:18:56pm

re: #342 Charles Johnson

It's really like the entire right wing base has turned into replicants and robots. They all have exactly the same reactions, they all start spewing talking points in virtual unison, they all respond to facts with juvenile insults, and then they all declare themselves the winners in their own minds. Every time.

It's robotic behavior.

cultish behavior.

364 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:19:28pm
A 30-year-old poses as a 23-year-old, chooses a Catholic University to attend at $65,000 per year and can not afford ALL the birth control pills she needs... so she wants the US taxpayers to pay for her rampant sexual activity. By all accounts she is banging it five times a day. She sounds more like a prostitute to me. She must have an gyno bill to choke a horse (pun intended). Slut was a softball.

Guess who. No googling.

365 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:20:17pm

re: #359 Charles Johnson

And by the way, Donald Douglas IS an asshole. That's one of the kinder ways to describe creeps like him.

Well, he's certainly not alone in that! Nor in his very thin skin.

366 erik_t  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:21:07pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Not bad, only off by a factor of 40%.

As if facts matter.

367 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:21:31pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Obama calls her and tells Sandra Slut Fluke that her parents should be so proud of her.
He's a pimp.
Did he call the sole survivor of the Fogel family massacre?
He is morally bankrupt.

368 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:22:44pm

re: #339 Targetpractice

They probably take that as a +, not a -.

Well, Harold will bloom. Also, Lincoln's Repeater gets Criticals a huge amount of the time, and The Terrible Shotgun does hilarious things to a Mirelurk.

369 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:22:49pm

re: #363 Charles Johnson

Oh, good freaking grief.

Andrew Breitbart as Folk Hero: 'I'll Die With This Hammer in My Hand' : The Other McCain.

Breitbart as "folk hero"? What next, as messiah?

370 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:23:17pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Guess who. No googling.

Well, I goggled and it's no surprise, but it'll be our little secret.

371 zora  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:23:48pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Guess who. No googling.

malkin.

372 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:24:05pm

re: #369 Targetpractice

Breitbart as "folk hero"? What next, as messiah?

Breitbart died for your derp!

373 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:24:23pm

Oh, guys. You won't believe it.

Did Muhammad Exist?: An Inquiry into Islam's Obscure Origins [Hardcover]
Robert Spencer

Book Description
Publication Date: April 23, 2012
Are jihadists dying for a fiction? Everything you thought you knew about Islam is about to change.

In Did Muhammad Exist? best-selling author Robert Spencer meticulously examines historical records, archaeological findings, and pioneering new scholarship to reconstruct what can be known about Muhammad, the Qur’an, and the early days of Islam. He uncovers evidence that calls into question fundamental assumptions made even by non-Muslims. Did Muhammad Exist? reveals:
The earliest biographical material about Muhammad dates from 150 years after the traditional date of his death.
Neither the Arab conquerors of the seventh century nor the people they conquered made any mention of Muhammad, the Qur’an, or Islam for fully six decades.
Recent scholarship indicating that the Qur’an was constructed from existing materials—including a pre-Islamic Christian text.
Numerous archaeological indications that Islam as a religion was fashioned for political reasons.
Far from an anti-Islamic polemic, Did Muhammad Exist? is a sober and unflinching look at the origins of one of the world’s major religions. While Judaism and Christianity have been subjected to searching historical criticism for more than two centuries, Islam has, astonishingly, never received the same treatment on any significant scale. In bringing to light the latest scholarship on Muhammad and Islam, Robert Spencer raises questions of global consequence.

374 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:24:41pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Could be any wingnut blogger, but I'm pretty sure I recognize Pamela Geller's writing style there.

375 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:24:53pm

re: #371 zora

Nope.

376 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:25:04pm

re: #374 Charles Johnson

Could be any wingnut blogger, but I'm pretty sure I recognize Pamela Geller's writing style there.

Ta da!

377 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:25:58pm

And when I say "Geller's writing style," I mean her total lack of style.

378 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:26:10pm

re: #363 Charles Johnson

Can I get a show of hands: How many of y’all had the opportunity to hang out with Breitbart? Wasn’t it awesome? He was just the coolest guy to hang out with, and wherever he was hanging out, that was the cool place to hang out, because then you got that sort of second-hand cool effect. You’d be hanging out with Breitbart, and your cell-phone would ring and whoever was calling would ask you where you were, and you’d say, “Oh, I’m hanging out with Breitbart.” And your friend would say, “Wow, that’s cool.”

"Then we'd go and scream "STOP RAPING PEOPLE" at some strangers."

379 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:26:17pm

Unless incoherent venom is a style.

380 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:26:56pm

re: #364 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Guess who. No googling.


By all accounts she is banging it five times a day.*

citation needed.

381 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:27:32pm

re: #378 jaunte

"Then we'd go and scream "STOP RAPING PEOPLE" at some strangers."

BEHAVE YOURSELVES!

382 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:27:37pm

re: #378 jaunte

"Then we'd go and scream "STOP RAPING PEOPLE" at some strangers."

Can you believe how pathetically sycophantic that post is?

383 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:28:22pm

re: #382 Charles Johnson

It's really kind of sad how little he could think of to say.

384 Kragar  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:29:50pm
385 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:32:41pm

Yeesh. Did an update for Mozilla Aurora and right when it finished updating boom! BSD. Then it wouldn't restart so I uninstalled it. Using some weird browser called MSIE 9 right now.

386 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:34:40pm

re: #373 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Oh, this promises to be special. I have to imagine this will end any veneer of Spencer being a serious academic.

387 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:35:42pm

re: #361 erik_t

Well, at least I finally know the name/URL of the stalker blog.

Curiously, despite LGF being profoundly has-been and irrelevant, I have never ever ever ever ever heard of the stalker blog.

I just went over there and took a look. What a bunch of ignorant asses, too afraid to argue substance but more than willing to speculate motive and play the ad hominem game (the easiest game of all).

388 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:35:53pm

The birth of a cult! No wait. It was already a cult. But now they're going to get worse. Trust me on this. Will Big Government become the next cargo cult?

389 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:36:14pm

re: #385 Gus
I feel your pain. I am on IE8.

390 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:37:19pm

re: #385 Gus

Yeesh. Did an update for Mozilla Aurora and right when it finished updating boom! BSD. Then it wouldn't restart so I uninstalled it. Using some weird browser called MSIE 9 right now.

MSIE 9? Sounds like a disease.

391 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:38:23pm

re: #389 Georgia Tech Aunt

I feel your pain. I am on IE8.

Scared the crap out of me. New machine. I had one before and it was the CD/DVD RW. Cheap pieces of junk Samsung. So I did some re-cabliing and udated some drivers with that. This happened the very instant I updated Aurora which is still freaking pre-beta. :) D'oh!

392 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:38:28pm

re: #390 b_sharp
That is another way of putting it.

393 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:39:00pm

re: #390 b_sharp

MSIE 9? Sounds like a disease.

Sounds like the Turkish MST3K.

Turkish Captain American AND Spiderman here:


394 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:39:14pm

re: #363 Charles Johnson

Oh, good freaking grief.

Andrew Breitbart as Folk Hero: 'I'll Die With This Hammer in My Hand' : The Other McCain.

We knew it was coming; the problem is how does someone rehabilitate the legacy of a total douchebag like Breitbart?

395 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:39:43pm

re: #394 talon_262

We knew it was coming; the problem is how does someone rehabilitate the legacy of a total douchebag like Breitbart?

"He was a pioneer!"

396 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:39:52pm

re: #385 Gus

Yeesh. Did an update for Mozilla Aurora and right when it finished updating boom! BSD. Then it wouldn't restart so I uninstalled it. Using some weird browser called MSIE 9 right now.

Dude, Aurora is an Alpha release.

397 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:39:55pm

re: #394 talon_262

These are people who already thought he was awesome for being a douchebag. Not in spite of it, even, but really, actually, for being a douchebag.

398 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:11pm

re: #390 b_sharp

MSIE 9? Sounds like a disease.

It's here. Just didn't feel like reinstalling or installing right this minute. It's weird though. You know MSIE.

399 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:18pm

re: #394 talon_262

They just have to focus on him being "cool to hang out with," not the effect he had on the people whose careers he wanted to destroy.

400 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:19pm

re: #369 Targetpractice

Breitbart as "folk hero"? What next, as messiah?

The RWNJs are working on that angle as we speak, I'm sure.

401 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:28pm

re: #393 Obdicut

That's some Colour out of Space...

402 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:42pm

re: #382 Charles Johnson

Can you believe how pathetically sycophantic that post is?

Seriously. These people are going to start seeing Breitbarts face in their toast soon.

403 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:40:59pm

re: #396 b_sharp

Dude, Aurora is an Alpha release.

Pre-beta. ;) I'm a test pilot.

//

404 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:41:12pm

re: #402 Jimmah

Seriously. These people are going to start seeing Breitbarts face in their toast soon.

And in dogs' butts.

405 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:42:25pm

re: #379 Charles Johnson

Unless incoherent venom is a style.

You can ask RP about that. Incoherent and threats are BOTH of their styles.

406 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:42:31pm

In Moscow Prokhorov got 2nd place, otherwise he's the third, after Zyuganov. Still, a big win for a newbie candidate.

407 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:43:36pm

re: #403 Gus

Pre-beta. ;) I'm a test pilot.

//

Hey, test pilot guy, your plane just crashed.

Next time go with Win 8 Beta and Aurora. Then the crash will be epic.

408 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:43:43pm

Great. MSIE just had a crash. Faulting module is C:Windowssystem32MSHTML.dll

409 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:44:18pm

re: #407 b_sharp

Hey, test pilot guy, your plane just crashed.

re: #408 Gus

Great. MSIE just had a crash. Faulting module is C:Windowssystem32MSHTML.dll

hmm

410 Aye Pod  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:44:25pm

Bed time here. Laters :)

411 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:45:50pm

BIAB

412 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:45:57pm

re: #410 Jimmah

Bed time here. Laters :)

Visualizes, funny footie jammies!

413 lawhawk  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:47:55pm

re: #373 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Meticulous research? More like revisionist history. He's starting off with the premise that he didn't exist, and then attempts to find research to support the claim.

But his claim is anti-Islam to the core. Never mind anti-extremist and anti-Jihad and whatever other supposed distinguishing language he's used in the past. It's all out in the open. It's pure unadulterated hate.

414 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:48:02pm

re: #412 Floral Giraffe
Those are cute

415 Decatur Deb  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:48:19pm

re: #363 Charles Johnson

Oh, good freaking grief.

Andrew Breitbart as Folk Hero: 'I'll Die With This Hammer in My Hand' : The Other McCain.

No irony in RSM quoting a black steel-drivin' man.

416 austin_blue  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:49:41pm

re: #384 Kragar

Ohio GOP voters grow weary of social issues in campaign

I'm loving this, because while they are out-wingnutting each other they are losing focus on what they should be talking about. It's just a Del Rio dogfight and they are eating their own. By the time they are done shooting each other in this circular firing squad, there will be no Presidential race left, just body parts.

Which is why SuperPacs will soon be a thing of the past. They were supposed to *help* the R's, not destroy them. Heh heh heh..

417 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:50:07pm

And now, the main regular expression that matches web URLs inside arbitrary blocks of text at LGF and turns them into links, videos, tweets, etc. This is just the 'matching' part, not the replacement, which actually uses function callbacks to process the matches.

Take a bow, regex. I'm kind of proud of this dense little mess of set theory spaghetti. It's not perfect, but it's pretty close.

(?(?=<a[^>]*>.+?<\/a>)(?:<a[^>]*>.+?<\/a>)|([^="\']?)((?:https?|):\/\/[^<> \n\r]+))

418 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:51:05pm

re: #417 Charles Johnson

Wow.

419 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:51:56pm

re: #418 jaunte

Wow.

Isn't that an ugly baby? But I love it anyway.

420 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:52:02pm

re: #384 Kragar

Ohio GOP voters grow weary of social issues in campaign

The thing to watch for is whether the voters stop grasping for straws and blaming the media for pushing the social issues and decide to actually abandon this group of candidates.

421 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:52:26pm

re: #419 Charles Johnson

Isn't that an ugly baby? But I love it anyway.

Does it byte?

422 Renaissance_Man  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:53:00pm

re: #397 Obdicut

These are people who already thought he was awesome for being a douchebag. Not in spite of it, even, but really, actually, for being a douchebag.

There are still some fields in life where being an unbelievable douche is the best way to gain the respect of your peers. I've never quite seen anything like Modern American Conservatism, though, where it's not just a great way to gain respect, but absolutely necessary and central to belonging.

Never seen anything quite like it since the fifth grade, I should say.

423 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:53:24pm

re: #417 Charles Johnson

And now, the main regular expression that matches web URLs inside arbitrary blocks of text at LGF and turns them into links, videos, tweets, etc. This is just the 'matching' part, not the replacement, which actually uses function callbacks to process the matches.

Take a bow, regex. I'm kind of proud of this dense little mess of set theory spaghetti. It's not perfect, but it's pretty close.

(?(?=<a[^>]*>.+?</a>)(?:<a[^>]*>.+?</a>)|([^="']?)((?:https?|)://[^<> nr]+))

That looks like some of the pattern matching requirements I'm seeing in some of the XML interfaces I'm coding for.

424 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:54:08pm

re: #413 lawhawk

He's wrong. The earliest sources referencing Mohammed come just a decade after his death. It's unsurprising that we don't have earlier ones, given how little stuff remains from that era and area.

And of course the Koran is an amalgam of other religious texts, just like almost every other religious text out there.

He's hardly breaking new ground.

425 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:56:38pm

re: #424 Obdicut

So I suppose Spencer's "Truth about Muhammad" wasn't truth after all - can't be, if he never even existed!

426 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:57:40pm

re: #422 Renaissance_Man

There are still some fields in life where being an unbelievable douche is the best way to gain the respect of your peers. I've never quite seen anything like Modern American Conservatism, though, where it's not just a great way to gain respect, but absolutely necessary and central to belonging.

Never seen anything quite like it since the fifth grade, I should say.

It's a corner case in the Warrior Mystique. You're such a badass and so set on honor and principles that you should never back down or have to apologize since your side is obviously right. Doing so is showing doubt and weakness that will cause your peers to shun you.

It leads to all sort of bad places. Abuse of underlings, stupid attacks, hubris, and making decisions based solely on trivial externals rather than the reality of the situation. History is rife with examples.

427 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 5:58:05pm

re: #417 Charles Johnson

As a total "tech-tard" according to my nephew, I appreciate, and bow in admiration, to your wizardry!

428 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:00:19pm

re: #425 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

So I suppose Spencer's "Truth about Muhammad" wasn't truth after all - can't be, if he never even existed!

Abraham, Jesus, Moses and Buddha never existed either. It doesn't really make any difference.

429 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:00:44pm

re: #428 Killgore Trout

Abraham, Jesus, Moses and Buddha never existed either. It doesn't really make any difference.

You're so sure.

430 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:01:35pm

Good Night to my fellow Lizards.

431 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:01:41pm

re: #428 Killgore Trout

Abraham, Jesus, Moses and Buddha never existed either. It doesn't really make any difference.

Prove that Joseph Smith never existed.

432 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:02:30pm

re: #431 Learned Mother of Zion

Prove that Joseph Smith never existed.

He didn't? //

433 ProGunLiberal  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:02:36pm

re: #431 Learned Mother of Zion

Oh, we know he existed. Based off of the convictions in NY State, and his issues elsewhere.

434 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:02:42pm

re: #416 austin_blue

I'm loving this, because while they are out-wingnutting each other they are losing focus on what they should be talking about. It's just a Del Rio dogfight and they are eating their own. By the time they are done shooting each other in this circular firing squad, there will be no Presidential race left, just body parts.

Which is why SuperPacs will soon be a thing of the past. They were supposed to *help* the R's, not destroy them. Heh heh heh..

The thing to consider is that, without the influence of SuperPACs, it's very likely that Romney would have had a lot harder time. His campaign was not built for the long haul, expecting big victories in the beginning to make the nomination his outright. And Newt's zombie of a campaign is being maintained only through the help of SuperPACs, else his supporters would have already gone to those still in the race, likely giving Santorum the win in Michigan.

We're basically seeing a total upending of the old order, in favor of one where whoever can make the biggest promises to the most rich folks is guaranteed at least a shot at the Big Chair.

435 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:04:13pm

re: #431 Learned Mother of Zion

Prove that Joseph Smith never existed.

How about claims going back to 1834 that the Book of Mormon was plagiarized?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

436 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:04:13pm

Actually, there is indeed no credible evidence of Moses or Abraham, those are most probably mythological personages.

With Jesus though we have the gospels and Paul's epistles which are pretty damn early. Though yes, there is some small probability of non-existence, but I would disregard it.

With Smith there are a ton of contemporary documents, so it's not a good analogy.

437 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:05:19pm

As we go back in history, things get murkier and murkier.

438 Renaissance_Man  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:06:02pm

re: #436 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Actually, there is indeed no credible evidence of Moses or Abraham, those are most probably mythological personages.

With Jesus though we have the gospels and Paul's epistles which are pretty damn early. Though yes, there is some small probability of non-existence, but I would disregard it.

With Smith there are a ton of contemporary documents, so it's not a good analogy.

I think there's reasonably credible evidence of the existence of Gautama Buddha as an actual person. And I've read at least one scholarly work (in a paper book, don't have link at this time) describing the historical Abraham as a Babylonian chieftain who left Ur to found a monotheistic settlement.

439 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:06:34pm

re: #436 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

There's also the question of what it means for the person to have existed. There was probably some very seminal person for Buddhism, a nobleman who gave up his noble life for enlightenment, but much of the 'history' of him is clearly legendary fabrication. In five hundred years (if we survive that long) Joseph Smith's story will probably have mutated and altered as well; won't mean he didn't exist.

440 jaunte  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:07:28pm

Birther Economic Index: Borowitz Is Onto Something

You will note that birther mentions skyrocketed in the spring of 2011, after a run of increasingly good job numbers, and then fell off along with the job numbers later that year. Now, with the job numbers rising again, so are the birther stories.

441 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:08:04pm

re: #438 Renaissance_Man

To my shame I haven't studied this at any length, so I didn't mention prince Gautama.

As for Abraham, that's just speculative literature. We don't have anything on him beyond the biblical account, and that is too far removed from the alleged abrahamic times as to be useless as a historical source.

442 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:12:13pm

re: #431 Learned Mother of Zion

Prove that Joseph Smith never existed.

I think we have historical proof of him

443 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:13:31pm

re: #429 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

You're so sure.

Image: Hitchens-Razor.jpg

444 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:14:00pm

re: #442 Killgore Trout

I think we have historical proof of him

Wasn't he a famous fakir?

445 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:14:04pm

re: #443 Killgore Trout

Image: Hitchens-Razor.jpg

Except in Jesus' case the preponderance of evidence is on the side of historicity.

446 Obdicut  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:18:12pm

re: #445 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

And the evidence for the historicity of Buddah is just about as strong as the history of anything else in India at that time.

I'm still more interested if there was a Homer.

447 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:19:27pm

re: #446 Obdicut

And the evidence for the historicity of Buddah is just about as strong as the history of anything else in India at that time.

I'm still more interested if there was a Homer.

Homer is my hero!

448 Gus  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:19:37pm

re: #445 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Except in Jesus' case the preponderance of evidence is on the side of historicity.

I think Jesus existed. I just don't buy into the history. He must have been quite a character to attain the fame and lore that he attained after his death.

449 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:20:39pm

re: #445 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Except in Jesus' case the preponderance of evidence is on the side of historicity.

Mark was the first about 60 years after JC died. Nobody else seems to have a record of him. Even the Romans who supposedly thought he was a big deal and kept records on everything.

450 Killgore Trout  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:22:27pm

re: #449 Killgore Trout

Mark was the first about 60 years after JC died. Nobody else seems to have a record of him. Even the Romans who supposedly thought he was a big deal and kept records on everything.

The average lifespan at the time was probably around 40.

451 lawhawk  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:23:02pm

re: #446 Obdicut

He's real. He's a drone in Sector 7G. /Smithers

452 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:24:08pm

re: #449 Killgore Trout

Yes, Mark is good evidence.
And Paul's epistles are even earlier, 50s AD.
Josephus knows James, brother of Jesus, as well as mentions Jesus in the infamous Testimonium Flavianum, in the unredacted version.

Taken together it's unlikely these sources sprung up out of nowhere in such a short time.

453 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:24:24pm

re: #448 Gus

I think Jesus existed. I just don't buy into the history. He must have been quite a character to attain the fame and lore that he attained after his death.

Oh, without doubt. I don't trust most details.

454 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:28:10pm

re: #449 Killgore Trout

Even the Romans who supposedly thought he was a big deal and kept records on everything.

Supposedly by whom? Accepting Jesus' historicity is not the same as accepting the gospels' narrative.

455 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:29:05pm

Non Christian historical sources that speak of the man Jesus.

Tacitus in his Annals c.115 A.D.
The correspondence between Pliny the younger and the Roman Emperor Trajan 98-117 A.D.
Flavius Josephus 37-100 A.D.

456 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:32:08pm

re: #455 ozbloke

Tacitus and Pliny are quite weak/late refs, which mention Jesus in relation to Christians - thus possibly simply reiterating their views.

457 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:33:41pm

bob barker in the neighborhood - dog tranquilizer STAT!

bob barker in the neighborhood - dog tranquilizer STAT!

458 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:35:30pm

re: #448 Gus

I think Jesus existed. I just don't buy into the history. He must have been quite a character to attain the fame and lore that he attained after his death.

I don't think he existed, the stories told of him are too similar to previous myths, Mithras, Zoroastrianism.

459 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:35:45pm

re: #456 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Tacitus and Pliny are quite weak/late refs, which mention Jesus in relation to Christians - thus possibly simply reiterating their views.

Gday Sergey
How do you feel about the historian Flavius Josephus?

460 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:37:19pm

re: #459 ozbloke

I think I answered in #452.

461 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:37:25pm

i think jesus existed, but the churches keep on trying to cover up the hippie jewish preacher and his message of compassion and simple living

they want him nailed up on the cross with his mouth shut so they can make him all about original sin, a doctrine jesus never heard of and would never endorse

462 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:37:56pm

re: #458 b_sharp

I don't think he existed, the stories told of him are too similar to previous myths, Mithras, Zoroastrianism.

Not that similar, and similarities don't mean non-existence.

463 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:38:08pm

re: #459 ozbloke

Gday Sergey
How do you feel about the historian Flavius Josephus?

The alleged reference to Jesus in the works of Josephus is widely considered to be bogus, inserted centuries later by monk copyists who were offended that Josephus didn't mention their guy. Everything that Josephus wrote was to flatter the Roman nobility who were his patrons. He didn't give a flying fuck about the Galilean peasantry.

464 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:38:59pm

re: #459 ozbloke

Gday Sergey
How do you feel about the historian Flavius Josephus?

All of the writing about Jesus was done years after his putative death, so none of it can be considered authoritative nor can it be determined if the writing was about a real man or a legend.

465 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:39:29pm

re: #458 b_sharp

I don't think he existed, the stories told of him are too similar to previous myths, Mithras, Zoroastrianism.

that's the myth 'n' miracles part

if you just read the preaching parts in say matthew, you can hear a real sounding person with a very jewish message

466 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:39:33pm

re: #460 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

I think I answered in #452.

Apologies, I missed that.

467 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:42:22pm

Mithras, Zoroastrianism

isis, osiris, other vegetable god consorts of mother earth goddesses

jesus himself as i see him never even heard about any of this rising from the dead mishegoss

468 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:43:05pm

re: #463 Learned Mother of Zion

The alleged reference to Jesus in the works of Josephus is widely considered to be bogus, inserted centuries later by monk copyists who were offended that Josephus didn't mention their guy. Everything that Josephus wrote was to flatter the Roman nobility who were his patrons. He didn't give a flying fuck about the Galilean peasantry.

Not entirely correct.

There are two mentions of Jesus in Josephus manuscripts. One is a shorter one, which mentions "James, the brother of Jesus, the so-called Christ". For obvious reason (the non-Christian appellation) this is unlikely to be an interpolation. So it's a good evidence of the existence of Jesus as a person, which is actually tied to another living person, James, and not simply as a guy in whom Christians believed.

The larger mention - the Testimonium Flavianum - is obviously interpolated, since it contains Christian theological elements, but it doesn't mean that it was entirely inserted, in fact, there is another version without Christological elements.

469 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:43:38pm

re: #462 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Not that similar, and similarities don't mean non-existence.

No they don't, but they do indicate a possibility that his legend was based on previous legends making them (the similar stories, such as virgin birth) poor indicators of existence.

There can be no expectation the similarities will be exact, since humans have a tendency to change stories to meet a specific purpose.

470 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:45:26pm

re: #469 b_sharp

No they don't, but they do indicate a possibility that his legend was based on previous legends making them (the similar stories, such as virgin birth) poor indicators of existence.

There can be no expectation the similarities will be exact, since humans have a tendency to change stories to meet a specific purpose.

The similarities have been cherrypicked and exaggerated by various XIXth century writers, and now travel from book to book.

Sure, they may have given root to some Jesus legend or other, but they're not a factor in deciding historicity.

471 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:45:49pm

re: #465 engineer cat

that's the myth 'n' miracles part

if you just read the preaching parts in say matthew, you can hear a real sounding person with a very jewish message

Just as you can read a work of fiction and hear the message of the author's culture.

472 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:46:24pm

re: #463 Learned Mother of Zion

The alleged reference to Jesus in the works of Josephus is widely considered to be bogus, inserted centuries later by monk copyists who were offended that Josephus didn't mention their guy. Everything that Josephus wrote was to flatter the Roman nobility who were his patrons. He didn't give a flying fuck about the Galilean peasantry.

Hi Alouette,

I believe there has been questions regarding Antiquities 63-64

About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed it is lawful to call him a man, for he was a performer of wonderful deeds, a teacher of such men as are happy to accept the truth. He won over many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was the Christ, and when Pilate, at the suggestion of the leading men among us, had condemned him to the cross, those who had loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again on the third day, as the prophets of God had foretold these and ten thousand other wonders about him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct to this day.


And it is suggested that this maybe more accurate:
About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, for he was a performer of wonderful deeds, a teacher of such men as are happy to accept the truth. He won over many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. When Pilate, at the suggestion of the leading men among us, had condemned him to the cross, those who had loved him at the first did not forsake him; and the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct to this day.'


However I am now aware that many scholars question this passage Antiquities 20.200
[The Roman governor] Festus was now dead, and [his successor] Albinus was still upon the road. So [the high priest] Ananus assembled the Sanhedrin of judges, and brought before them the brother of that Jesus who was called Christ, whose name was James, and some of his companions. And when he had formed an accusation against them as breakers of the law, he delivered them to be stoned.


Also, may I extend best wishes for your husband's health.

473 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:47:34pm

Note: I was a Jesus historicity denier for years. I know all the arguments :)

474 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:47:49pm

re: #463 Learned Mother of Zion

re: #469 b_sharp

even so, the question remains, though:

who, then, wrote the sermon on the mount and formulated a revolutionary doctrine pushing the righteous compassion of traditional judaism a couple of steps farther?

475 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:47:56pm

re: #468 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Why am I such a slow typist...

476 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:48:28pm

re: #470 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

The similarities have been cherrypicked and exaggerated by various XIXth century writers, and now travel from book to book.

Sure, they may have given root to some Jesus legend or other, but they're not a factor in deciding historicity.

What should be used?

477 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:48:57pm

re: #476 b_sharp

The earliest available sources.

478 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:49:52pm

re: #471 b_sharp

Just as you can read a work of fiction and hear the message of the author's culture.

that's my point: there was some author

who was that???

it's like the joke about the arguments about "who wrote shakespeare":

"i believe the works of shakespeare were written by another author of the same name!"

479 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:50:50pm

re: #476 b_sharp

What should be used?

who wrote the sermons?

their existence is proof that there was somebody who wrote them

480 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:52:04pm

re: #474 engineer cat

re: #469 b_sharp

even so, the question remains, though:

who, then, wrote the sermon on the mount and formulated a revolutionary doctrine pushing the righteous compassion of traditional judaism a couple of steps farther?

Good question, but it sounds like a Jesus of the gaps argument.

481 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:55:02pm

re: #480 b_sharp

Good question, but it sounds like a Jesus of the gaps argument.

i don't know that argument, but my historical jesus consists of whoever formulated the selflessness philosophy and wrote the sermons like the sermon on the mount and the "whoever does this to the least of these" speech

like a jefferson bible jesus

482 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:57:52pm

re: #479 engineer cat

who wrote the sermons?

their existence is proof that there was somebody who wrote them

Their existence is proof that there was an author or authors, but their existence is not evidence that a prophet by the name of Jesus wrote them.
This is a hairy/hoary problem.
Had there been texts mentioning Jesus dating from the time he was supposedly active, there would be no question.

483 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:59:35pm

re: #482 b_sharp

Their existence is proof that there was an author or authors, but their existence is not evidence that a prophet by the name of Jesus wrote them.
This is a hairy/hoary problem.
Had there been texts mentioning Jesus dating from the time he was supposedly active, there would be no question.

This is true of many historical figures, Plato might be a good example.

484 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:00:54pm

re: #479 engineer cat

who wrote the sermons?

their existence is proof that there was somebody who wrote them

Sure, but not necessarily the real Jesus. That's the wrong path, IMHO. Although similar to the real path.

Very early and indepedent sources (Paul, Mark, Josephus) all mention Jesus the so-called Christ. Plus, there were already Christians, which is a evidential point in itself. Paul describes meeting James the Just, "the Lord's brother", James is also mentioned by Josephus - again these are ties to living, real people. Is it possible, in principle, that this is faked? Yes, just unlikely, and it needs to be explained how the very idea of Jesus arose and appeared in writings of these early authors.

485 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:02:05pm

re: #482 b_sharp

Their existence is proof that there was an author or authors, but their existence is not evidence that a prophet by the name of Jesus wrote them.
This is a hairy/hoary problem.
Had there been texts mentioning Jesus dating from the time he was supposedly active, there would be no question.

and does it matter what the name of the author or authors of "shakespeare" is?

some person or persons wrote the sermons and formulated the philosophy. by occam's razor it is just as likely that it was one person who went about preaching it as it is that there was a committee of people who invented a personage that they fathered a philosophy and sermons on fictitiously

486 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:04:15pm

re: #484 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Sure, but not necessarily the real Jesus. That's the wrong path, IMHO. Although similar to the real path.

Very early and indepedent sources (Paul, Mark, Josephus) all mention Jesus the so-called Christ. Plus, there were already Christians, which is a evidential point in itself. Paul describes meeting James the Just, "the Lord's brother", James is also mentioned by Josephus - again these are ties to living, real people. Is it possible, in principle, that this is faked? Yes, just unlikely, and it needs to be explained how the very idea of Jesus arose and appeared in writings of these early authors.

well, i agree with that. see my #485

either there was a person who went about judea spouting sermons and philosophy somewhat like what we read in the gospels, whatever that person's name really was, or "jesus" is a fiction invented by some other person or persons

487 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:07:02pm

and as well the works of "ossian" have some real literary merit, despite the fictitiousness of the purported author

488 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:08:28pm

re: #486 engineer cat

Well, again, it is possible that Jesus existed and yet never pronounced anything in the sermon on the mount, which was created from scratch by Mark (note: I'm just being hypothetical here). It doesn't mean that the author of the sermon is automatically Jesus, since there would be 2 Jesuses now.

489 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:11:04pm

re: #488 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Well, again, it is possible that Jesus existed and yet never pronounced anything in the sermon on the mount, which was created from scratch by Mark (note: I'm just being hypothetical here). It doesn't mean that the author of the sermon is automatically Jesus, since there would be 2 Jesuses now.

what is the point of postulating a jesus who is not the person who speaks in the gospels?

490 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:11:43pm

re: #489 engineer cat

Writing history?

491 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:14:34pm

re: #483 ozbloke

This is true of many historical figures, Plato might be a good example.

Plato published and was recognized as a teacher of other philosophers. Socrates on the other hand may have been a Plato invented character.

492 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:17:31pm

re: #490 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Writing history?

the most concrete historical fact that we have about "jesus", by far, is the existence of a collection of writings about him

as far as i'm concerned, the person who "speaks" in the gospels is, for all practical intents and purposes, "jesus"

the only question is whether there was one person who spoke these words or something very much like them in judea in the first century or whether the gospels are entirely fiction

my opinion is that the first explanation is the most economical, so that's why i call occam's razor on the more complicated theory about "jesus" as a complete fiction successfully perpetrated by a completely different person or persons

493 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:22:28pm

re: #492 engineer cat

Again, it is a common thing that a prophet is ascribed various sayings. Surely, some of what is contained in the gospels was said by Jesus (tho maybe it was distorted), but just as many legends stuck to Jesus, so must have many things he allegedly said but actually did not.

So if you're looking for a person who "speaks" in the gospels, then such a Jesus likely did not exist.

494 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:27:06pm

re: #493 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Again, it is a common thing that a prophet is ascribed various sayings. Surely, some of what is contained in the gospels was said by Jesus (tho maybe it was distorted), but just as many legends stuck to Jesus, so must have many things he allegedly said but actually did not.

So if you're looking for a person who "speaks" in the gospels, then such a Jesus likely did not exist.

obviously, any rational modern person cannot possibly believe that the story in the gospels is 100% history, especially considering that they sometimes contradict each other

so, it goes without saying that it is not clear what exactly in the gospels is historically accurate about the "real jesus", assuming there was one

BUT

have you ever read two or three biographies about some person well accepted as a historical personage? like, say, hitler? or john lennon? or elvis? or steve jobs?

they don't agree either

but yet we don't dispute the existence of elvis

there is no absolute "history"

495 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:27:57pm

re: #492 engineer cat

the most concrete historical fact that we have about "jesus", by far, is the existence of a collection of writings about him

as far as i'm concerned, the person who "speaks" in the gospels is, for all practical intents and purposes, "jesus"

the only question is whether there was one person who spoke these words or something very much like them in judea in the first century or whether the gospels are entirely fiction

my opinion is that the first explanation is the most economical, so that's why i call occam's razor on the more complicated theory about "jesus" as a complete fiction successfully perpetrated by a completely different person or persons

I guess what we're arguing is did the son of god exist. That there were authors of a powerful philosophy isn't in question.

496 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:30:04pm

So if you're looking for a person who "speaks" in the gospels, then such a Jesus likely did not exist

then, tell me:

what is your explanation of how the gospels got written and how the personage of "jesus" came about?

my explanation is that there was a jewish preacher in the first century who went around spouting the selflessness philosophy, preaching sayings very much like what are in the sermons in the gospels, and faith healing in such a way that credulous first century people thought he was performing miracles

this seems eminently plausible to me

497 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:31:29pm

re: #495 b_sharp

I guess what we're arguing is did the son of god exist. That there were authors of a powerful philosophy isn't in question.

i certainly don't believe in any "son of god"

i'm an atheist god damn it fer christ's sake i swear i'm an atheist on a stack o' bibles

498 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:32:40pm

re: #494 engineer cat

I'm not talking about historical events (which I brought up as an analogy), but about sayings. Again, it is quite possible that historical Jesus existed - as a Jewish prophet and teacher, who was executed for some reason or another (rebellion, heresy), and yet that many, if not most sayings ascribed to him were not ever uttered by him, including the significant stuff like the sermon on the mount.

My point is that the author of the sayings does not yet amount to the historical Jesus, and in fact there might have been numerous authors among the number of Jesus' disciples, and of disciples' disciples. Then we would have a "collective Jesus" responsible for the bulk of the moral teaching in the gospels, so your approach of "the author is the Jesus" would fail in such an event, since there would be no single author.

499 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:33:57pm

re: #495 b_sharp

I guess what we're arguing is did the son of god exist. That there were authors of a powerful philosophy isn't in question.

No, we're not. I don't believe in a son of god, obviously. But that there was a "teacher of righteousness" who was named Jesus, had disciples and was likely executed, - that would amount to a historical Jesus.

500 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:35:37pm

re: #498 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

I'm not talking about historical events (which I brought up as an analogy), but about sayings. Again, it is quite possible that historical Jesus existed - as a Jewish prophet and teacher, who was executed for some reason or another (rebellion, heresy), and yet that many, if not most sayings ascribed to him were not ever uttered by him, including the significant stuff like the sermon on the mount.

My point is that the author of the sayings does not yet amount to the historical Jesus, and in fact there might have been numerous authors among the number of Jesus' disciples, and of disciples' disciples. Then we would have a "collective Jesus" responsible for the bulk of the moral teaching in the gospels, so your approach of "the author is the Jesus" would fail in such an event, since there would be no single author.

well, now we're arguing about theories of a single approximate jesus of the gospels as opposed to many jesuses collected into a single jesus of the gospels

so the next step would be to think about why one explanation might be more plausible than another

501 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:35:39pm

re: #496 engineer cat

Explanation is simple: development over time, with new stuff sticking to the old stuff. Like it always happens.

502 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:37:26pm

re: #500 engineer cat

No, we're arguing about the approaches to historicity of Jesus. I rely on certain authors, while you try to derive "Jesus by definition" - i.e. to assign the label to whoever the author of that system of teaching was. Since it is quite possible that there was no single author, I don't see why this approach should work.

503 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:38:05pm

re: #501 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Explanation is simple: development over time, with new stuff sticking to the old stuff. Like it always happens.

but there is nothing at all unusual or unique about this

there are plenty of bogus stories that have firmly attached themselves to well known recent historical figures

i, exactly like you, can merely do the best we can to sort them out

504 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:38:59pm

re: #503 engineer cat

but there is nothing at all unusual or unique about this

That's what I said, no?

505 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:42:06pm

re: #499 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

No, we're not. I don't believe in a son of god, obviously. But that there was a "teacher of righteousness" who was named Jesus, had disciples and was likely executed, - that would amount to a historical Jesus.

Engineer DogCat was arguing that there has to be author(s) of the writings, which I don't dispute, that practically can be considered Jesus, you're arguing that there could very well be an historical Jesus, and I'm arguing there was definitely no 'son of god' Jesus and likely no historical Jesus because there is no direct evidence for such a specific man, everything we have is after the fact.

506 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:42:34pm

re: #502 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

No, we're arguing about the approaches to historicity of Jesus. I rely on certain authors, while you try to derive "Jesus by definition" - i.e. to assign the label to whoever the author of that system of teaching was. Since it is quite possible that there was no single author, I don't see why this approach should work.

whoever it was who wrote shakespeare's plays is "shakespeare". the best evidence of "shakespeare" is his plays, not contemporary mentions of him

507 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:42:51pm

re: #501 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Explanation is simple: development over time, with new stuff sticking to the old stuff. Like it always happens.

That makes sense to me.

508 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:43:53pm

re: #491 b_sharp

Plato published and was recognized as a teacher of other philosophers. Socrates on the other hand may have been a Plato invented character.

Plato lived around 400 BC.
The oldest copy anyone possesses is from around 900 AD.

509 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:43:56pm

Time to do as all atheists do, eat a baby and corrupt the young.

510 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:44:42pm

re: #505 b_sharp

There is no "direct" evidence of a lot of ancient people. Is Apostle Paul, for example, non-existent just because there is no "direct" evidence of his existence?

511 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:46:48pm

re: #502 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

No, we're arguing about the approaches to historicity of Jesus. I rely on certain authors, while you try to derive "Jesus by definition" - i.e. to assign the label to whoever the author of that system of teaching was. Since it is quite possible that there was no single author, I don't see why this approach should work.

the possibility that "jesus" was composed of more than one original author does not invalidate the idea that best evidence we have of a historical personage is that some person or persons must have written the things that they are purported to have done and said

i repeat: the most concrete historical fact we have about "jesus", by far, is the existence of the gospels

our best bet is to figure out where they came from

512 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:47:06pm

re: #506 engineer cat

whoever it was who wrote shakespeare's plays is "shakespeare". the best evidence of "shakespeare" is his plays, not contemporary mentions of him

That's a tautology. Obviously, the author of the plays is the author of the plays.

Whether it's Shakespeare or not, or whether Shakespeare existed, is a different issue.

513 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:50:20pm

re: #512 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

That's a tautology. Obviously, the author of the plays is the author of the plays.

Whether it's Shakespeare or not, or whether Shakespeare existed, is a different issue.

re "shakespeare", who cares about the possibility of some other person than the author of the plays?

THAT'S MY POINT

the interesting thing about "jesus" is the person in the gospels

that's the "jesus" we're interested in

514 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:51:39pm

re: #511 engineer cat

Gospels should be used as sources - yes. Their best explanation is that Jesus existed and his biography was embellished over time.

But existence of Jesus doesn't follow from the existence of the Sermon on the Mount. It follows from the biographical details supplied by various authors.

515 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:54:23pm

re: #513 engineer cat

Again, what do you mean - who cares? Historians care. Those who care for historical accuracy care. Shakespeare the Person existed regardless of whether he wrote the plays.

Just as Jesus the Person existed regardless of whether he ever uttered the Sermon on the Mount. And his existence is not established by the existence of this sermon, but rather by historical sources that describe the details of his bio.

516 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 7:57:41pm

re: #514 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Gospels should be used as sources - yes. Their best explanation is that Jesus existed and his biography was embellished over time.

i agree with this

But existence of Jesus doesn't follow from the existence of the Sermon on the Mount. It follows from the biographical details supplied by various authors.

but i disagree with this

who was it then who wrote the sermon on the mount? who formulated the selflessness philosophy

"don't just love your neighbor - even the pagan-ass romans do that! - but also, love your enemies! wow! now that's a real spiritual challenge, ya holier-than-thou pharisee!"

whoever came up with this stuff - that's the person who is interesting

517 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:00:06pm

re: #515 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Shakespeare the Person existed regardless of whether he wrote the plays

now, why would this person be interesting to anybody????

the point is to find out who the author of the plays is, goddammit

518 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:02:06pm

i want the real "sergey romanov" to write the posts signed by "sergey romanov"

i don't believe that the author of those comments is the real author of those comments

519 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:02:13pm

re: #516 engineer cat

who was it then who wrote the sermon on the mount? who formulated the selflessness philosophy

That's a different issue, but it wasn't necessarily Jesus who formulated the Sermon. Although again, it is possible that he never said th Sermon, and yet he did formulate the selflesness philosophy in very different terms. The combinations are endless.

whoever came up with this stuff - that's the person who is interesting

Maybe he is more interesting. Or maybe they both are interesting. But that's a different issue from whether he (or even they, the author collective) can be named "Jesus" when there likely was a real, physical guy named Jesus to whom this sermon came to be attached, and those "they" were his followers and biographers.

(I'm not saying this is what happened. I have no idea, actually.)

520 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:04:33pm

re: #518 engineer cat

i want the real "sergey romanov" to write the posts signed by "sergey romanov"

i don't believe that the author of those comments is the real author of those comments

There is a fake MLK letter about antisemitism and anti-Zionism.
Some people cite it as an important document.
If we apply your method, then it shouldn't matter to them that a physical guy named MLK did not write this letter, the author of the letter is the guy who is interesting, and so we can name *him* MLK.

521 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:05:32pm

re: #519 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

That's a different issue, but it wasn't necessarily Jesus who formulated the Sermon.

the whole basis of this way of looking at it was what i was talking about earlier: a theory that there was some other person who created the fictional character of "jesus", as if he was batman or dick tracy or some other fictional personage

hardly impossible, but:

what's your evidence of that?

522 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:08:18pm

re: #521 engineer cat

Excuse me? Batman etc. are fictional. Jesus is (likely) not. Since I didn't make such an assertion, but actually argued against it at length, I read your request with great surprise.

523 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:08:35pm

re: #520 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

There is a fake MLK letter about antisemitism and anti-Zionism.
Some people cite it as an important document.
If we apply your method, then it shouldn't matter to them that a physical guy named MLK did not write this letter, the author of the letter is the guy who is interesting, and so we can name *him* MLK.

we each - individually - have plenty of quotes that we are pretty sure are mlk. that's our mlk. if we choose to believe that this fake letter is real, then that becomes part of our "real" mlk as well. in fact, every single person's conception about who mlk "really" was IS LIKELY TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE'S

i have my own idea of who "jesus" was, which i arrive at by picking and choosing from the evidence

i don't expect other peoples "jesus" to be the same

524 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:09:52pm

re: #523 engineer cat

Sorry, that's some kind of post-modernism, or something. The plain fact is that MLK did not write that letter and that letter's author is in no way MLK.

Same is not excluded for Jesus.

525 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:12:00pm

re: #522 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Excuse me? Batman etc. are fictional. Jesus is (likely) not. Since I didn't make such an assertion, but actually argued against it at length, I read your request with great surprise.

yet you propose that the "jesus" portrayed in the gospels is not the same as some "historical jesus" that you postulate

therefore you are suggesting that the "jesus" portrayed in the gospel is possibly fictitious, like batman

it's as if you are looking for the "real batman" because you suspect that the personage portrayed in the comix is not the real batman. and i am maintaining that the "batman" portrayed in the comix is more interesting to speculate about than another possible batman who is not the same as the personage in the comix, but is for some unfathomable reason "more real"

526 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:13:26pm

re: #524 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Sorry, that's some kind of post-modernism, or something. The plain fact is that MLK did not write that letter and that letter's author is in no way MLK.

look, i don't believe that letter is mlk

but can you PROVE to me that that letter was not written by mlk

527 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:14:17pm

re: #525 engineer cat

Again, wrong. Not fictitious like Batman, but fictitious like Lenin in Soviet books for children. Batman never existed in any form and sprung up from the mind of its author. The same is not true for Jesus. Or Lenin.

Very bad analogy.

528 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:17:08pm

re: #526 engineer cat

look, i don't believe that letter is mlk

but can you PROVE to me that that letter was not written by mlk

Seriously? It takes several minutes googling, but that's not even the point. We're not discussing the authenticity of MLK's letter (the lack of which is established) but that various fictitious "pronouncements" can get attached to real historical persons. You know as well as I do that I could give you dozens more examples.

529 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:22:45pm

so

the state of the argument is as i see it this:

1) clearly, the "jesus" portrayed in the gospels is to some degree fictitious

2) possibly completely fictitious, and possibly the work of more than one author

3) therefore for some reason we want to think about the possibility that there was a real person who could have been completely different than the personage portrayed in the gospels, or maybe just mostly different.

BUT IS SOMEHOW THE "REAL" JESUS

i'm telling you this line of supposition doesn't make sense to me

my idea is that there is a very interesting personage PORTRAYED IN THE GOSPELS. this portrayal is clearly at least partially fictional

i'm interested in how fictional THAT CHARACTER is, and whether there is a real historical person behind THAT CHARACTER, and if so, what it might be possible to deduce about that person

BTW, i don't believe that the character i read in any "historical biography" is 100% reality, no matter how "historically accurate" it is

there is no "history", just different degrees of fiction

530 ozbloke  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:25:13pm

re: #529 engineer cat

4) The "jesus" portrayed in the gospels is non fictitious.
Sorry, just wanted to leave all options open, take nothing off the table.

531 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:25:58pm

re: #528 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Seriously? It takes several minutes googling, but that's not even the point. We're not discussing the authenticity of MLK's letter (the lack of which is established) but that various fictitious "pronouncements" can get attached to real historical persons. You know as well as I do that I could give you dozens more examples.

the point is that there is no "real" mlk, now that he is dead

there is just every individual person's memory of mlk, none of which are likely to be exactly the same as any other person's

don't imagine for a minute that your conception of who mlk was is the true and undeniable unassailable historical fact of his life

532 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:28:09pm

re: #527 Resistance is futile. You'll be discombobulated.

Again, wrong. Not fictitious like Batman, but fictitious like Lenin in Soviet books for children. Batman never existed in any form and sprung up from the mind of its author. The same is not true for Jesus. Or Lenin.

Very bad analogy.

"Batman never existed in any form"

"The same is not true for Jesus"

oh?

533 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:30:09pm

one more time, and then i have to go get dinner

THERE IS NO "HISTORICAL FACT"

there is only evidence and opinions

534 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:33:14pm

re: #529 engineer cat

so

the state of the argument is as i see it this:

1) clearly, the "jesus" portrayed in the gospels is to some degree fictitious

Yep.

2) possibly completely fictitious, and possibly the work of more than one author

Yep, though unlikely wholly fictitious.

3) therefore for some reason we want to think about the possibility that there was a real person who could have been completely different than the personage portrayed in the gospels, or maybe just mostly different.

That "some reason" being the very real embellishments that are common throughout literature of the period. Think of all the pseudoepigraphia, all the fake gospels and epistles (even the canonical NT is chockful of them, how many of Paul's epistles are thought to be non-authentic?). The closer you get to our time, the lesser the probability of this phenomenon. But at the time in question? Very improbable that we have the sum of Jesus' sayings as it really was given. Broken phone, bias, ideological interpolation - very common factors at the time. Even today - but moreso then. So it is absurd to just take this system of views as we have it now and say - this was the Jesus, the guy with the same name to whom it was ascribed doesn't really matter.

BUT IS SOMEHOW THE "REAL" JESUS

The historical Jesus.

i'm telling you this line of supposition doesn't make sense to me

This may be so, but this doesn't change the historical facts or methods.

my idea is that there is a very interesting personage PORTRAYED IN THE GOSPELS. this portrayal is clearly at least partially fictional

i'm interested in how fictional THAT CHARACTER is, and whether there is a real historical person behind THAT CHARACTER, and if so, what it might be possible to deduce about that person

So far so good, there's no contradiction between these two paragraphs and what I've been saying.

My point is that you can't get any one bit - like Sermon on the Mount - and extrapolate it to the "really real Jesus". What should be asked is whether or not the Sermon on the Mount is a fictional part.

BTW, i don't believe that the character i read in any "historical biography" is 100% reality, no matter how "historically accurate" it is

there is no "history", just different degrees of fiction

I agree, but that is neither here nor there in relation to this discussion.

535 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:35:24pm

re: #531 engineer cat

the point is that there is no "real" mlk, now that he is dead

there is just every individual person's memory of mlk, none of which are likely to be exactly the same as any other person's

don't imagine for a minute that your conception of who mlk was is the true and undeniable unassailable historical fact of his life

Again, there was a real MLK. The MLK to whom certain texts belonged and others didn't. The letter in question simply didn't. So one can't take the letter in question and glean something about "the real MLK".

Same with any other fake or fictitious saying.

536 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:36:05pm

re: #532 engineer cat

"Batman never existed in any form"

"The same is not true for Jesus"

oh?

?

537 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 8:36:33pm

re: #533 engineer cat

one more time, and then i have to go get dinner

THERE IS NO "HISTORICAL FACT"

there is only evidence and opinions

Yes, there are historical facts.

538 CuriousLurker  Mon, Mar 5, 2012 1:53:08pm

re: #22 Learned Mother of Zion

Zedushka was admitted to the hospital this afternoon. Something about a compromised immune system.

For those of you who are the praying kind, he could use it.
For everyone else, doctors and science are doing the best they can.

Prayers are on the way.


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