Aieee! The awesome, unstoppable BREITBARTOCALYPSE has uncovered another sekrit communist plot to conceal Barack Hussein Obama’s communist desires to be a communist!

They’re hiding the tape! The commies are hiding the Alinsky tape!

Well, actually, it’s a tape of … well … a play about Saul Alinsky. And the Obama-commie attended it! Sure, it was 14 years ago, but isn’t that proof of … well … something?

You bet it is! Those commies have to wake up pretty early in the morning to sneak one past all the brand new, shiny-faced mini-Breitbarts eagerly following their deity’s example: Obama Ally Won’t Release Alinsky Tape.

Sources inform breitbart.com today that Pam Dickler, director of the 1998 production of The Love Song of Saul Alinsky in Chicago that included a panel discussion featuring then-State Sen. Barack Obama, has a video tape of the play. 

And she won’t release it.

“There is only one archive tape of the play and I have it,” Dickler informed our source. “It is not in Chicago.”

Dickler told our source that she doesn’t believe she’s ever watched the tape, and she doesn’t know if it “can be viewed.” But she added: “No one is going to see the tape.” 

She said she felt “very protective over it … due to all of the interest from conservatives recently.” She also told our source that the poster for the play was never supposed to be distributed.

Dickler added that there were no transcripts of the panel discussion.

This BOMBSHELL is going to destroy sekrit radical communism forever! If they can only … well … find it.