Onion: Joad Cressbeckler Denies Inciting Mob to Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:24:35pm |
It's worth a second viewing just to read the text crawl.
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:25:38pm |
re: #2 Decatur Deb
It's worth a second viewing just to read the text crawl.
Nobody ever offers to help me. Oh well.
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dragonfire1981 Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:29:12pm |
Hey Charles, the Right wing REALLY seems to have a thing for you today:
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Kragar Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:32:05pm |
re: #6 dragonfire1981
Hey Charles, the Right wing REALLY seems to have a thing for you today:
Because wingnuts never say anything referencing dead people.
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Kragar Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:33:24pm |
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Obdicut Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:37:23pm |
re: #9 Kragar
I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through-- it just shows tweets, many of which show assholes being assholes.
I guess if you're already convinced Charles is a bad, bad person it's meaningful.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:40:51pm |
I deleted that link because it's one of the stalkers again, and I don't want to send them any traffic from LGF.
I don't look at that crap any more - there's no point. These people are obsessed head cases and it's best to completely ignore them.
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:41:10pm |
The video wanted to self-replay, and took me to Onion's page to do it.
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:41:59pm |
re: #12 wrenchwench
The video wanted to self-replay, and took me to Onion's page to do it.
Or else it was going to play the next video...
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Obdicut Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:43:54pm |
re: #13 wrenchwench
I had really doubted that the Onion was going to be able to be funny in video format-- it's so different than in written format.
But they are awesome.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:44:58pm |
re: #13 wrenchwench
Or else it was going to play the next video...
Hmm, didn't happen here - it just stopped.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:45:27pm |
re: #16 Georgia Tech Aunt
Quiet here in Philly.
Yeah, here too!
I'm thinking of an early bedtime. We have force family fun for brunch tomorrow.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:45:39pm |
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:46:25pm |
re: #18 ggt
Yeah, here too!
I'm thinking of an early bedtime. We have force family fun for brunch tomorrow.
Don't you want to watch Santorum get a new lease on life?
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:46:29pm |
re: #17 Charles Johnson
Hmm, didn't happen here - it just stopped.
Did it to me twice. (I had to read the crawl...) I thought I had done something the first time, so I made sure not to do anything the second time. I had to use the back button to come back here.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:46:55pm |
I am watching PBS. Art Wolfe has a beautiful show on Northern Japan. Beautiful photography.
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:47:42pm |
re: #15 Obdicut
I had really doubted that the Onion was going to be able to be funny in video format-- it's so different than in written format.
But they are awesome.
As long as there's TV news, they can be awesome in video.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:47:51pm |
This must be what irrelevance looks like:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:51:29pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:53:08pm |
re: #24 Charles Johnson
This must be what irrelevance looks like:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
They link you, they really link you!
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:53:11pm |
re: #20 Decatur Deb
No. Shinto shrines have more history and they are architecturally beautiful.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:53:55pm |
re: #25 ggt
please
He's my favorite Republican at the moment. The Etch-a-Sketch makers like him too.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:54:27pm |
re: #28 Decatur Deb
He's my favorite Republican at the moment. The Etch-a-Sketch makers like him too.
The man needs psychiatric help.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:55:56pm |
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:56:28pm |
re: #27 Georgia Tech Aunt
No. Shinto shrines have more history and they are architecturally beautiful.
Glad we didn't vaporize Kyoto.
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wrenchwench Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:56:45pm |
re: #30 Decatur Deb
Does ObamaCare provide decent mental health coverage?
Ooh, that would send him 'round the bend.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:57:11pm |
re: #30 Decatur Deb
Does ObamaCare provide decent mental health coverage?
dunno
mental health treatment is always an issue with medical coverage.
Hopefully we can move into an understanding that mental health IS physical health. The brain is an organ of the body.
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Batman Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:58:16pm |
Dammit, I want to know what makes ancient deer so interesting!
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Sat, Mar 24, 2012 5:59:19pm |
re: #34 Batman
Dammit, I want to know what makes ancient deer so interesting!
They had Prothean technology.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:00:48pm |
re: #35 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII
They had Prothean technology.
So, I did a search on "Prothean". Something came-up called "masseffect.wikia"
?????
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:01:11pm |
re: #36 darthstar
So Dick Cheney got a heart transplant.
I know.
There are way too many jokes for me to begin.
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Batman Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:01:21pm |
re: #37 ggt
So, I did a search on "Prothean". Something came-up called "masseffect.wikia"
???
Vidya game.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:01:50pm |
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:02:17pm |
re: #37 ggt
So, I did a search on "Prothean". Something came-up called "masseffect.wikia"
???
The Protheans are an extinct alien race which mysteriously vanished over 50,000 years ago. The Protheans arose from a single planet and developed an immense galaxy-wide empire encompassing many other spacefaring species. Not much is known about them, but many of their artifacts, ruins and technology have apparently survived the ages.
The Protheans have been credited with creating the Citadel and the mass relays, feats of engineering that have never been equaled and whose core mass effect field technology forms the basis of contemporary civilization. Prothean artifacts, therefore, have immense scientific value and are seen to belong to the whole galactic community.
Pretty interesting stuff for ancient deer, no?
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:02:19pm |
re: #38 ggt
I know.
There are way too many jokes for me to begin.
I wish him well. His wife has to be very happy.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:03:01pm |
Santorum wins in Louisiana, which I guess is no shock. It's a pretty meaningless primary though.
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ReamWorks SKG Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:03:36pm |
[Link: online.wsj.com...]
Dick Cheney had a heart transplant!
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:03:38pm |
re: #43 Charles Johnson
Santorum wins in Louisiana, which I guess is no shock. It's a pretty meaningless primary though.
This is the same people who elected . . .
Bobby Jindal et. al.
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Obdicut Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:03:45pm |
Damn, the Onion is stone cold:
Sale Of BET To White Supremacist Group Results In No Changes To Programming
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darthstar Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:05:15pm |
re: #43 Charles Johnson
Santorum wins in Louisiana, which I guess is no shock. It's a pretty meaningless primary though.
That was today?
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:05:28pm |
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:05:31pm |
re: #44 ReamWorks
Researchok beat me to it earlier this evening. Look under recent articles LGF pages.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:05:58pm |
At this point, Romney winning any Southern primaries would be a shock.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:07:03pm |
There is so much one can say about Dick Cheney. I find I have to give him credit for being a father and supporting his LGBT daughter's choices in life.
At least he has his head screwed on right when it comes to parenthood.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:07:08pm |
re: #44 ReamWorks
Here is researchok's article.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
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darthstar Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:08:29pm |
re: #50 Mostly sane, most of the time.
At this point, Romney winning any Southern primaries would be a shock.
Florida. Only cost him 12,000,000 dollars.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:09:05pm |
re: #53 darthstar
Florida. Only cost him 12,000,000 dollars.
Don't bring your Visa card, Ego is priceless.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:09:42pm |
re: #53 darthstar
Florida. Only cost him 12,000,000 dollars.
The South in Florida is in the northern part of the state. He didn't win there.
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Interesting Times Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:10:39pm |
Breaking: GOP continues to reject Romney transplant.— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 25, 2012
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darthstar Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:13:39pm |
re: #55 Decatur Deb
The South in Florida is in the northern part of the state. He didn't win there.
True...he won the New York retiree vote.
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MittDoesNotCompute Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:16:49pm |
re: #57 darthstar
True...he won the New York retiree vote.
In, as I've heard it said, "G-d's Waiting Room".
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Decatur Deb Sat, Mar 24, 2012 6:17:25pm |
Politico called it with 0.1% of precincts. That's trusting your models.
[Link: www.politico.com...]
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