breitbart.com’s “Liberty Chick” screams: WASHINGTON SALUTES ANDREW BREITBART.

But when you look at the actual article, what you find is that the only ones “saluting” Andrew Breitbart were … right wingers, of course, including loony far right politicians Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann, Louie “Terror Babies” Gohmert, and Steve “White Nationalists Are Fine By Me” King.

Breitbart’s people.

Speakers included Representatives Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Louie Gohmert (R-TX), Steve King (R-IA) and Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI); as well as Citizens United’s David Bossie, National Review’s Jonah Goldberg, conservative activist Sonnie Johnson, and breitbart.com CEO Larry Solov. Also in attendance were Representatives Mike Pence (R-IN) and Jeff Fortenberry (NE).

The program lasted a little over an hour, and was filled with deeply moving and personal accounts of Andrew, to whom Congressman Louie Gohmert so aptly and eloquently attributed the following trait: “Testicular Titanium.”

Doesn’t get much more “eloquent” than “testicular titanium.”