Anti-Choice Crusader Lila Rose: Planned Parenthood Is in League With Satan

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Lila Rose is a soldier in the religious right’s war to drag women back to the Dark Ages, and in this clip from Right Wing Watch she makes it clear that she believes she’s in a battle with Satan himself.

His Nibs. Working through Planned Parenthood.

We’re facing many challenges, I know with the election coming up with our president, we need a new president. We need to take out Planned Parenthood, we need to stop funding them, we need to make sure they are no longer operating in our communities.

[…]

The whole lie that we don’t need Christ, or that there’s no hope for us, there’s no hope for the girl that’s struggling, there’s no hope for the trafficking victim, there’s no hope for the unborn child, there’s no hope for our country, it’s a lie. I believe it’s a direct lie, it’s a lie of Satan himself, because he wants to discourage us and because he doesn’t want our nation to be a nation under God.

Yes, she really is that nuts. And she’s not alone.

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72 comments
1 Targetpractice  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:07:46pm

To be so young and yet be so unhinged.

2 HappyWarrior  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:08:34pm

Remember conservatives use logic and are rational thinkers but liberals are hysterical.

3 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:08:44pm

It's a pretty standard refrain from the religious right. Satan, one can only surmise, is quite a busy guy.

4 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:09:01pm

Or maybe Satan is a girl... I don't know.

5 erik_t  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:09:58pm

Nuttier than a fruitcake at a cashew farm.

6 makeitstop  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:11:32pm

Did they even turn her mic on in that clip? It looked like she was standing about a mile away from it at first, but even when she moved closer it made no difference.

7 Daniel Ballard  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:11:49pm

Lila Rose

Embarrassing people of faith worldwide...

8 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:12:04pm

re: #5 erik_t

9 Lidane  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:12:08pm

And people wonder why we're falling behind in science and math.

10 simoom  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:13:54pm

Ugg:

11 erik_t  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:14:18pm

So, I've never understood this. Aren't you supposed to get something awesome in return for making a deal with the devil? Isn't the whole point that he tempts you with, you know, something tempting?

So where are the rewards? Only someone irredeemably evil would knowingly choose to be in league with someone irredeemably evil without some sort of offsetting reward. Quite unable to be capital-S Saved in that case, aren't you?

How can that be a christian viewpoint?

12 PhillyPretzel  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:15:16pm

re: #9 Lidane

To these folks religion is more important than anything else. Math and Science (with a "very healthy dose of religion") will come later.

13 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:18:51pm

Since Fundamentalist Christians believe Mormonism is also of Satan, for whom will Ms. Rose vote?

I suppose she might go for the Constitution Party

14 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:18:55pm

Another religious scammer supported by doting brainless followers and plenty of conservative cash.

15 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:19:51pm

PLANNED PARENTHHHOOOD!!!

IN LEAGUE WITH SAAATAAAAAN

16 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:22:09pm

re: #10 simoom

Traditional marriage is once again saved.

17 Kragar  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:22:13pm

Crazy twit is crazy

18 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:22:34pm

re: #11 erik_t

people who believe in the devil are so funny to me


how about goblins and leprechauns, I hear the chupacabra needs some love

19 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:22:40pm
20 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:23:36pm

Maybe she can persuade O'Keefe to secretly tape Satan.

21 SteveMcG  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:23:43pm

I think it would be totally awesome if the Devil really came up out of the ground.

22 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:25:27pm

re: #21 SteveMcG

I think it would be totally awesome if the Devil really came up out of the ground.

HI GUYS, I'M THE DEVIL! *tucks Randall Terry behind his scrotum* AWESOME!

23 Kragar  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:25:27pm

re: #10 simoom

Ugg:

[Embedded content]

24 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:26:21pm

re: #18 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

people who believe in the devil are so funny to me

how about goblins and leprechauns, I hear the chupacabra needs some love

I've known some of those.

25 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:26:45pm

re: #1 Targetpractice

To be so young and yet be so unhinged.

Beauty may only be skin-deep, but crazy (like ugly) goes all the way down to the bone.

26 Eventual Carrion  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:27:20pm

re: #5 erik_t

Nuttier than a fruitcake at a cashew farm.

Nuttier than a squirrel turd

27 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:29:17pm

I don't think Lila Rose really believes in Satan. I do think she's a greedy, scamming little no-talent liar who stumbled on a paying career in outrage and is milking the rubes for all they're worth, no matter that some poor women lose their Planned Parenthood healthcare services.

28 Mich-again  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:30:39pm
I believe it’s a direct lie, it’s a lie of Satan himself,

Call me a cynic but whenever I see a quote like that my first reaction is, geeze what dark secret is that person hiding?

29 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:31:01pm

She is just as nuts as the Whacko Islamic.

Whacko comes in all flavors --the problem is that they can vote.

Education and contraception are my only answers

30 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:32:25pm

re: #27 jaunte

She may well be all those things, but that doesn't mean she doesn't believe in the existence and influence of "Satan".

It's a twisted mindset - to be so highly religious and incredibly self-blind to one's own deleterious qualities, but it is so common and all too human.

31 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:33:23pm

re: #28 Mich-again

Call me a cynic but whenever I see a quote like that my first reaction is, geeze what dark secret is that person hiding?

More lucrative than the Psyhic Hotline?

I do agree with you. She's a scam artist.

But, I think scam artists are crazy.

32 Mich-again  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:33:50pm

That's some God you are speaking for there Lila. A God who is depending on his followers to help him win an election.

33 Amory Blaine  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:34:25pm

Catering to reactionaries.

34 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:35:21pm

re: #32 Mich-again

That's some God you are speaking for there Lila. A God who is depending on his followers to help him win an election.

Why does G-d need to Win an Election?

Does he need to direct funding for his starship?

1000 updings.

35 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:35:33pm

This should play games with some heads:


Fox buys 'Dear Satan' for Farrelly brothers

Fox is looking to Satan for the holidays, acquiring Dan Ewen's spec script "Dear Satan" for the Farrelly Brothers and Conundrum Entertainment.

Story follows a 7-year-old girl who accidentally misspells "Santa" and instead invites Satan to bring her a toy for Christmas. The inspiration for the script came from the writer's babysitting experience when a child in his care switched a couple of letters in Santa's name on his yearly note to the North Pole.

"There was this cute little card, covered in candy canes and glitter," Ewen said. "I fell in love with the idea of this note mistakenly being delivered to the Prince of Darkness and the fiery wackiness that would ensue."

Peter and Bobby Farrelly produced and directed "The Three Stooges" for Fox via their Fox-based banner Conundrum.

[...]

Fox already makes quite a bit of money off of "Satan" - might as well make a bit more.

36 SpaceJesus  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:36:59pm

Parents sure opened a can of crazy on that one

37 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:38:04pm

Too much time in the satanning bed.

38 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:38:05pm

re: #11 erik_t

So, I've never understood this. Aren't you supposed to get something awesome in return for making a deal with the devil? Isn't the whole point that he tempts you with, you know, something tempting?

So where are the rewards? Only someone irredeemably evil would knowingly choose to be in league with someone irredeemably evil without some sort of offsetting reward. Quite unable to be capital-S Saved in that case, aren't you?

How can that be a christian viewpoint?

I suppose that if you were an actual Christian theologian trying to advance this argument, it would be argued that pride in intellect and reason drives liberals to ally with Satan.

Then there's Lila. Who is a very pretty young woman.

39 freetoken  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:38:30pm

re: #36 SpaceJesus

And not just "that one". Remember this from a couple of months ago:

Santorum’s ‘Satan’ comments relevant, Chris Christie says

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) says that former senator Rick Santorum’s (R-Pa.) 2008 remarks that “Satan has his sights set on America” are relevant to the presidential race.

Is Lila Rose any crazier than Rick Santorum?

40 Amory Blaine  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:39:13pm

re: #20 jaunte

Maybe she can persuade O'Keefe to secretly tape Satan.

On the O'Keefe Love Boat.

41 Mich-again  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:40:11pm

re: #34 ggt

Why does G-d need to Win an Election?

I think it points out how these people are the exact opposite of humble. They are so proud and full of themselves they have convinced themselves that God needs them. Its better comedy than Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

42 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:40:38pm

re: #40 Amory Blaine

You can imagine O'Keefe selling his soul to become a crafty secret agent/undercover reporter, and the Adversary chuckling every time he botches a new sting.

43 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:41:10pm

re: #27 jaunte

I don't think Lila Rose really believes in Satan. I do think she's a greedy, scamming little no-talent liar who stumbled on a paying career in outrage and is milking the rubes for all they're worth, no matter that some poor women lose their Planned Parenthood healthcare services.

I honestly don't know. I don't think these people have the fear of God in them, but I'm not convinced they're complete shysters.

It's a...nuanced...frame of mind.

44 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:42:00pm

re: #32 Mich-again

That's some God you are speaking for there Lila. A God who is depending on his followers to help him win an election.

Well, God can't vote in U.S. elections, so if we don't do it for her, who will?

45 Sionainn  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:43:03pm

Lila Rose can kiss my ass. If it weren't for Planned Parenthood, I likely would have developed cervical cancer because it would have gone undetected and I had no insurance. Stupid crazy bitch.

46 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:43:35pm

re: #43 SanFranciscoZionist

I think she probably doesn't believe in the kind of Satan that could actually affect her own life, it's just a someone-else's-problem Satan.

47 Amory Blaine  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:45:54pm

Free Market Jesus Battles Socialist Satan!!! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!! Meet them both after the M-M-M-Monster Truck rally!!!!!

48 austin_blue  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:46:19pm

Dear Lila;

There *is* a war with Satan. Sadly, you are on THE WRONG SIDE.

49 Mich-again  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:47:08pm

Lila looks like Roseanna Danna but talks like The Church Lady.

50 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:47:38pm

re: #46 jaunte

I think she probably doesn't believe in the kind of Satan that could actually affect her own life, it's just a someone-else's-problem Satan.

ah! The Dark Variation of the SEP --from Douglas Adams.

I hadn't heard of that one.

51 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:49:10pm

In honor of The Indiana Election and Lila Rose, I'm posting the nightly t-shirt rant early.

Share if you like. I am more concerned with getting the message out than selling t-shirts. Seems sharing such things on the internet is the Billboard of the future.

Thank you for your patience.

52 dragonath  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:49:24pm

Just got back from the store, and I saw the election results. The Democratic convention should feature some married gay couples just to troll these people.

53 jaunte  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:50:14pm

Meanwhile, Satan made the Senate GOP block the Democratic bill to lower student loan interest rates.

54 austin_blue  Tue, May 8, 2012 6:50:24pm

re: #52 Be Zorch, Daddio

Just got back from the store, and I saw the election results. The Democratic convention should feature some married gay couples just to troll these people.

Nah, Obama's position is still "evolving".

55 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 7:13:11pm

Satan would never come to earth in the form of a very pretty woman would he?

/

I think she is a succubus.

56 dragonath  Tue, May 8, 2012 7:37:45pm

I wonder if anyone makes a Raptor Jesus statue? I keep seeing those Virgin Mary shrine things pop up from time to time and I feel kind of left out.

57 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:03:25pm

re: #46 jaunte

I think she probably doesn't believe in the kind of Satan that could actually affect her own life, it's just a someone-else's-problem Satan.

I think she believes, if I get the theme right, that Satan affects her life all the time, but she kicks his ass, because her heart is pure.

Every time someone pushes back against Lila, she figures that's Satan. But she prays, and he gets rebuked.

What she probably never considers is the various ways she's invited him--dressed up like her own righteousness--into her head.

58 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:22:48pm

I still say she is a succubus.

She is literally using her sexuality to brainwash people.

59 Romantic Heretic  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:26:55pm
60 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:33:44pm

re: #59 Romantic Heretic

Ms. Rose? Hell is pleased with your work.

WHAT THE FUCK?

You link to my private facebook page?

61 wheat-dogg  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:34:51pm

I don't much about Lila, so I resorted to Wikipedia to learn more. A few observations:

She's really good looking. (Not especially relevant to my comments below, but worth noting.)
She was home schooled through high school.
She's a "devout Catholic."
Her dad (or mom, the entry is not clear) is/was an engineer at Sun Micro.

Now, there is home schooling that is really very good. Having a taught a few students in high school who were home schooled until 9th grade, most if not all were exceptionally articulate and thoughtful students. Their greatest weakness was typically in science and math. Then, there is home schooling that is narrow, one-sided and somewhat divorced from reality. It may or may not be the result of overly religious parents. "New age" types can be just as didactic and narrow-minded as Christers.

Devout Catholics can range from the likes of Thomas Merton to that of Rick "Opus Dei" Santorum. We can guess where Lila lies on that spectrum.

I'm the father and future father-in-law of two engineers, so don't jump all over me for this next remark. Some engineers have some pretty wacko ideas about how the world works, as in totally wrong. I wonder if, given Lila's schooling and religious bent, her parent(s) inculcated some weird ideas about the world in little Lila's head as she grew up. Maybe they were End Time people, whose entire worldview seems based on the Book of Revelation and the ongoing struggle between the forces of Satan and the forces of God.

Or maybe Lila is just nuts.

Or maybe Lila is scamming all of us.

62 Interesting Times  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:38:05pm

re: #60 ggt

WHAT THE FUCK?

You link to my private facebook page?

When I followed the link, it took me to my own facebook page. RH probably meant to link to something on his page and just pasted the wrong URL.

63 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:40:51pm

re: #62 Interesting Times

When I followed the link, it took me to my own facebook page. RH probably meant to link to something on his page and just pasted the wrong URL.

How does that happen?

He isn't a "friend" on fb --I am majorly freaked-out.

64 Interesting Times  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:44:12pm

re: #63 ggt

How does that happen?

He isn't a "friend" on fb --I am majorly freaked-out.

Don't be. This is the URL he posted: [Link: www.facebook.com...]

Note how it says profile.php?sk=timeline at the end. This just means, "go to a person's profile page if they're logged in, and if they're not, prompt them to log in". That's why I'm saying he probably tried to link to something on his own page, and instead just pasted the generic facebook profile URL. Make sense?

Edited to add:
it took you to your own page because you're logged in to facebook. If you weren't logged in, you would have seen the facebook login page. Anybody else clicking on that link either gets taken to their own profile, or prompted to log in.

65 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:45:56pm

re: #64 Interesting Times

Don't be. This is the URL he posted: [Link: www.facebook.com...]

Note how it says profile.php?sk=timeline at the end. This just means, "go to a person's profile page if they're logged in, and if they're not, prompt them to log in". That's why I'm saying he probably tried to link to something on his own page, and instead just pasted the generic facebook profile URL. Make sense?

NO, It should do that. My page is private. Some of the people I am friends with are extremely private --I don't like thinking I could compromise that somehow.

66 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:47:25pm

I would be happier if those posts with the generic links were deleted. I cringe that some idiot stalker could access my page.

Which, I guess, in theory they coudn't, it would only direct them to their own page --if I understand this correctly?

67 Interesting Times  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:51:34pm

re: #66 ggt

I would be happier if those posts with the generic links were deleted. I cringe that some idiot stalker could access my page.

Which, I guess, in theory they coudn't, it would only direct them to their own page --if I understand this correctly?

EXACTLY. It's as if I paste the link to my LGF Pages Dashboard: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Click it. Do you see my dashboard, or yours? Same with that facebook link. It can only take people to their own profile, NOT someone else's. The URL doesn't even have your profile name or ID in it.

In other words, the only way a stalker could access your page through that link is if they teleport into the same room as you and commandeer your mouse :)

68 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 8:53:06pm

re: #67 Interesting Times

EXACTLY. It's as if I paste the link to my LGF Pages Dashboard: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Click it. Do you see my dashboard, or yours? Same with that facebook link. It can only take people to their own profile, NOT someone else's. The URL doesn't even have your profile name or ID in it.

In other words, the only way a stalker could access your page through that link is if they teleport into the same room as you and commandeer your mouse :)

don't but the idea out there -- self-fulfilling prophecy and all :)

69 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, May 8, 2012 9:11:42pm

re: #61 wheatdogg

I don't much about Lila, so I resorted to Wikipedia to learn more. A few observations:

She's really good looking. (Not especially relevant to my comments below, but worth noting.)

Relevent to the situation, though. Lila's brand relies on Lila looking like a Raphael Madonna. A plain girl, no matter how bright or driven would not have gotten this gig.

70 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, May 8, 2012 9:25:58pm

re: #69 SanFranciscoZionist

Relevent to the situation, though. Lila's brand relies on Lila looking like a Raphael Madonna. A plain girl, no matter how bright or driven would not have gotten this gig.

With lots of make-up! Real Pure and Virginal type.

/gah

71 wheat-dogg  Tue, May 8, 2012 11:17:47pm

re: #69 SanFranciscoZionist

Relevent to the situation, though. Lila's brand relies on Lila looking like a Raphael Madonna. A plain girl, no matter how bright or driven would not have gotten this gig.

We may expand this observation to such as Sarah Palin, most of the female talking heads at Fox, and a few others whose names elude me at the moment. Too many Americans associate good looks with "someone I need to pay attention to and believe."

72 Patricia Kayden  Wed, May 9, 2012 9:37:52am

Would it be wrong for the Dems to use videos of these crazy rightwingers in election ads? I think more than just Dems would be afraid of them.


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