Twitchy Paranoia: Charles Johnson Is Persecuting Us!

Deranged wingnut persecution fantasies raging out of control
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For several weeks on Twitter, the wingnut army has been staging a massive freak-out about a strange persecution fantasy; they imagine that they’re being sent to a “Twitter Gulag” by a conspiracy of left wing activists, who somehow control Twitter with their diabolical liberal super-powers.

What’s really happening is that sites like Michelle Malkin’s twitchy.com are organizing and openly calling for right wingers to spam liberals on Twitter, with abusive tweets and lame-brained insults. They even call it “hijacking,” in a rare outbreak of honesty. For example: Hijack Alert: Describe Obama in Three Words Takes Off | Twitchy.

Obviously, their stupid and/or nasty comments are offending people, who then presumably use Twitter’s “Block and Report” feature to complain to Twitter support — and as a result, abusive right wingers’ accounts get suspended. This is what they’re whining about with their absurd self-pitying “Twitter Gulag” nonsense. The same people ordering wingnuts to harass and spam liberals on Twitter then turn around and scream like colicky babies when accounts are suspended because of harassment and spam.

It’s a self-perpetuating fake outrage of huge proportions.

To point this out, last night I tweeted:

The link goes to the twitchy.com article linked above, calling all wingnuts to hijack a liberal conversation.

Today I face the wrath of Twitchy: #TwitterGulag Denier Charles Johnson Advocates Suspension of Conservatives’ Twitter Accounts | Twitchy.

For those not familiar with Little Green Footballs’ Charles Johnson, he’s [sic] was once an anti-jihad blogger who returned to the progressive fold a few years ago. Since then, he’s spent his days in a series of giant green meltdowns about fascist wingnut haters.

So what did those nasty right-wingers do this time? Death threats? Hate speech? Maybe tweet someone’s home address?

No, it’s even worse in Johnson’s eyes.

Skipping past the juvenile insults in the opening paragraph, I didn’t say anything about death threats or hate speech in that tweet, and I certainly didn’t say anything was “worse” than death threats or hate speech, either.

Conservatives dared to mock the president using the hashtag #DescribeObamainthreewords and for that they must be silenced by the spam-block lynch mob. Dissent will not be tolerated. We imagine Johnson also didn’t care for other kids playing in the sandbox when he wanted it all to himself.

Anyone who can actually read English can clearly see that I did not call for anyone to be “silenced” because of their “dissent.” I simply pointed out that if you use Twitter for spam and harassment you shouldn’t be surprised when your account gets suspended, because people don’t like being harassed and spammed, and they will complain about it with the tools Twitter gave them.

For a guy who loves to toss around the word “fascist,” Johnson sure seems to get off on not-so-subtle calls to suppress conservative speech.

Again, there was no “call to suppress conservative speech.” This is flat-out dishonesty on Twitchy’s part; they’re totally making this accusation up, out of absolutely nothing.

While telling his followers that conservatives deserve to be suspended from Twitter for merely participating in the public forum, Johnson also pretends that no such suspensions are happening:

Nope, I don’t “pretend that no such suspensions are happening,” either. Obviously, right wingers who are harassing people are getting suspended. But the idea that it’s happening because a liberal conspiracy is persecuting them is a ridiculous fantasy. It’s happening because the right wingers who participate in these coordinated attacks are acting like flaming assholes, and getting people pissed off enough to use “Block and Report.”

It’s a pretty simple principle known as “cause and effect.”

@Lizardoid logic: there’s no campaign to suspend conservatives, but all you right-wing nut jobs getting suspended are totally asking for it.

Of course, there’s nothing illogical about these two statements put together. Yes, the wingnuts are responsible for their own accounts being suspended, and yes, there is no campaign to suspend conservatives. There isn’t even any need for a “campaign.” They’re doing it to themselves.

A month ago, Johnson characterized conservative free speech on Twitter as “spam,” hinting that followers should block and report conservatives.

More irrational Twitchy paranoia. There’s no “hint” to anyone in my tweets; in fact, I didn’t even mention the “Block and Report” feature.

Since then, he’s flip-flopped between #TwitterGulag promoter and #TwitterGulag truther.

So which one is it? Either the suspensions are happening and he’s tickled pink or conservatives are tilting at the spam-block windmill. His likely answer? “Shaddup, wingnuts! Get off my narrative!”

Notice that whoever wrote this hit piece uses the slur “truther” to describe me — because I don’t believe their dopey conspiracy theory.

Here’s a fact for the Twitchy crew: even if I had the super-powers they seem to think I have, and controlled Twitter, I absolutely would not use that power to silence or suppress right wingers.

I don’t want wingnuts silenced. I want them to let out all that hatred and paranoia boiling inside them, in public where everyone can see it. The more people who understand how irrational and deranged the right wing base has become, the better for the country.

P.S. I notice that many of the people complaining about “Twitter Gulag” in that hashtag thread are copying their tweets to Twitter’s official support. I’m sure those folks at Twitter really enjoy getting thousands and thousands of comments comparing them to a Communist death camp. Way to get Twitter on your side, wingnuts!

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630 comments

1 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:08:23pm

To some of these people, there's no such thing as a hate crime.

2 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:10:52pm

Logic?

Herp derp slurp and burp.

3 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:12:41pm

Reposted from downstairs, with additional relevant lyrics (to the tune of "We didn't start the fire")

"Limbaugh, Sandra Fluke,
North Korea packing Nukes,
Trouble in Afghanistan,
Terry Jones burns the Koran.
Riehl's off the deep end,
raging on a weekend,
That's the new Breitbart way,
what more do I have to say?

Malkin, Twitter mess,
blames it all on LGF.
Right wing perception,
masters of projection.
Welcome to America,
and the new hysteria,
Wonder what will come our way,
on the next election day?"

"

4 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:13:53pm
5 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:16:38pm

Twitchy lied about "liberals" wishing harm to Ann Romney by citing a deranged tweet by some non-liberal. Now this. A pattern of lying about liberals.

6 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:20:11pm

I thought Malkin liked Gulags. Oh, wait. That was internment camps. For other people, not "patriots" such as herself.

7 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:20:51pm

Denier? Oh good lord that's just too funny. Denier? Hahahaha.

8 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:22:35pm

The can't argue facts with CJ and they can't even reasonably argue politics with him (mostly because for many on the right, arguing politics has become a winner take all, zero sum game blood sport).

Thus, every thing is blown out of proportion and everything becomes personal.

Hell of a way to have a discussion.

9 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:22:50pm

I almost expect to start calling this the "Twitter holocaust" soon. What a bunch of immature dips.

10 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:24:55pm

Tweet Jong Il.

11 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:25:25pm

re: #9 Gus

I almost expect to start calling this the "Twitter holocaust" soon. What a bunch of immature dips.

That's implied in 'denier'. Yes, they went there.

12 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:25:33pm

re: #10 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Tweet Jong Il.

Knock it off! This is serious! Derp.

//

13 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:26:12pm

re: #12 Gus

Tweetler!

14 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:26:53pm

re: #13 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Tweetler!

Tweetbbels is coming to gets me!

15 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:27:25pm

re: #8 researchok

The can't argue facts with CJ and they can't even reasonably argue politics with him (mostly because for many on the right, arguing politics has become a winner take all, zero sum game blood sport).

Thus, every thing is blown out of proportion and everything becomes personal.

Hell of a way to have a discussion.

I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH YOU, YOU, YOU PROGRESSIVE SPAWN OF SHAITAN!!ELEVENTY!!

Have mercy on them for they know not what they do...

16 [deleted]  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:27:33pm
17 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:27:58pm

re: #13 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Tweetler!

Tweetolini.

18 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:28:18pm

re: #17 wrenchwench

Tweetolini.

Al dente.

//

19 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:28:18pm

re: #17 wrenchwench

Tweetolini.

Pinotweet!

20 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:28:46pm

re: #19 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Pinotweet!

Tweetevara!

21 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:29:05pm

Tweetstro!

22 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:29:16pm

re: #20 Gus

Tweetevara!

Brett Tweeterlin!

23 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:29:35pm

re: #19 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Pinotweet!

Tweet a la mode!

(Sewiouswy!)

24 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:29:51pm

re: #22 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Brett Tweeterlin!

Careful or you'll be Swatweeted!

25 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:30:15pm

re: #24 Gus

Kilgore Tweet!

26 Jolo5309  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:30:49pm

Dear Charles, enough of you persecuting the right wing, give the rest of us a chance! ;)

27 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:30:49pm

re: #25 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Kilgore Tweet!

Stop Tweeting people! Stop Tweeting people!

28 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:31:45pm

Michelle MalTweet.

29 BongCrodny  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:31:56pm

1. Show up.
2. Say something stupid.
3. Say something stupid another half-dozen times.
4. Start getting personal.
5. Whine like a banshee when you get called on it.
6. Profit!

30 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:32:29pm

re: #27 Gus

Stop Tweeting people! Stop Tweeting people!

"Tweetty Twister"

31 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:32:58pm

re: #24 Gus

Careful or you'll be Swatweeted!

"Um, why are you here, Officers?"

"We received a tweet that this home is being used to transport immortal porpoises across state lines."

"Is that an armored car on my roses?"

"Please come with us, you prevert."

32 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:33:43pm

re: #31 austin_blue

Immoral porpoises!

33 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:33:50pm

re: #27 Gus

Stop Tweeting people! Stop Tweeting people!

Soylent Green is tweeple!

34 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:34:38pm

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

35 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:34:56pm

re: #33 austin_blue

Soylent Green is tweeple!

ImaTwitterJacket

36 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:35:41pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

Thousands of conservatives on twitter whining for a whole month that they're not allowed on twitter? Say it ain't so!

37 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:36:23pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

LOL. Here's a real Tweet:

If you're in the #TwitterGulag and don't feel you're getting the best response, make sure @BBB knows about it.

The Better Business Bureau? What next? Writing to the Reader's Digest and the Saturday Evening Post?

38 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:37:29pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

Oh, believe me, I've been there. It's just a bowl of Fruit Loops. Bad craziness.

As your attorney, I advise to take one of the green ones.

39 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:37:42pm

I like me some #TwitterGoulash

40 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:38:21pm

But I don't like conservative #TwitterGhouls.

41 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:38:30pm

re: #35 Gus

ImaTwitterJacket

Gasp!! Has it gone so far that the Geraniums are behind it?!?!?!?

42 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:38:56pm

#TwitterGoldmine of wingnut stupidity.

43 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:39:09pm

re: #10 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Tweet Jong Il.

Mao Tse Tweet

44 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:43:23pm

Obama laments poor treatment of Vietnam veterans

In marking the 50th anniversary of the start of the Vietnam War, President Obama challenged veterans and Americans to correct the narrative about the men and women who served during one of the most controversial conflicts in American history.

Speaking at Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall, Obama paid tribute to the 58,000 Americans who died in the conflict and 3 million other Americans who fought in Vietnam. The president used his address at the Wall to call on Americans to resolve to take care of its veterans as well as they have taken care of us.

In a 23-minute speech, Obama lamented that Vietnam veterans were too often blamed for a war they didn't start when they should have been commended for serving with valor. He expressed regret that the misdeeds of a few sometimes overshadowed the honorable service of the many.

"It was a national shame, a disgrace that should have never happened," Obama said. "That is why here today we resolve that it will never happen again."

45 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:43:25pm
46 bratwurst  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:44:05pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

That is an excellent hashtag for people who find #TCOT too heavy with thought-provoking content.

47 teresa  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:44:25pm

It's a weird meme they have going, one where they think there is some advantage in being a victim. It's weird, sad, and above all disingenuous. Twitter Gulag... heh, if only.

48 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:46:44pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

Typical "little fascist".

49 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:49:14pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

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Brilliant!

Until Twitter actually reads the reasoned Tweets that you actually tweeted that are being reported.

Then? Not so much. It may actually result in those reporting those Tweets as Spam being banned for making false reports.

Which would be a beautiful BWAHAHA! moment. And well deserved. Go for it, RWNJs! When in doubt, keep digging!

50 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:49:39pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

They're obviously trying to confine you in the Twitter FEMA camp.

51 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:49:49pm

Without mentioning Twitter names, here's some typical profiles:

★VERIFIED PATRIOT★ I support the Tea Party, ☠Pirate Party☠, TPB, TN, & ISRAEL! Auburn fan.. War Damn Eagle! Conserative, #tcot

Independent Christian Conservative. Ex-USAF. Physicist. Ordained Minister. Live Free or Die Patriot!

political junkie, media critic, unabashed patriotic American, Viet Nam era Navy veteran, current events raconteur

Christian Republican Conservative. Love History & Government. Blogger. Fiercely political. #ProLife #DefeatObama #ABO #IamAndrewBreitbart Defeat #TwitterGulag!

Previously @political_moose until suspended due to coordinated leftists SPAM reporting attack. (RT ≠ endorsement) Blocked by @KeithOlbermann and @Lizardoid.

Thought Criminal #116116 in #TwitterGulag Support Camp. Report to Commissar - Black Mamba. щебетать ГУЛАГ

52 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:49:56pm

Invent a conspiracy theory, pin it on me despite a total lack of evidence or logic and despite the fact that I AM NOT DOING THIS, then advocate retaliating against me for something I'm not doing.

What a lovely bunch of people.

53 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:53:37pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

Invent a conspiracy theory, pin it on me despite a total lack of evidence or logic and despite the fact that I AM NOT DOING THIS, then advocate retaliating against me for something I'm not doing.

What a lovely bunch of people.

Hah! Your denials (backed up by facts) reinforce our conviction of your EVIL intent! We are the Wingnuts! Hear us Derp!

54 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:54:26pm

re: #51 Gus

I just love idiots who think that google translate gives 100% reliable results worthy of inclusion in the profiles. "щебетать ГУЛАГ" is nonsense, though clearly a calque of "twitter GULAG" (although literal reverse translation is "to tweet GULAG").

55 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:54:48pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

Invent a conspiracy theory, pin it on me despite a total lack of evidence or logic and despite the fact that I AM NOT DOING THIS, then advocate retaliating against me for something I'm not doing.

What a lovely bunch of people.

Coconuts.

56 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:55:42pm

re: #54 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I just love idiots who think that google translate gives 100% reliable results worthy of inclusion in the profiles. "щебетать ГУЛАГ" is nonsense, though clearly a calque of "twitter GULAG" (although literal reverse translation is "to tweet GULAG").

Thought Criminal #116116 in #TwitterGulag Support Camp!! LOL He even gave himself a fake "prisoner" number. Seriously. And these are "adults" too. Wow.

57 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:56:58pm

re: #56 Gus

Halp! We're being repressed!

58 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 2:58:04pm

re: #56 Gus

Thought Criminal #116116 in #TwitterGulag Support Camp!! LOL He even gave himself a fake "prisoner" number. Seriously. And these are "adults" too. Wow.

Now, now. It's entirely possible that they are all ten years old. They certainly do *act* like it...

59 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:00:13pm

re: #58 austin_blue

Now, now. It's entirely possible that they are all ten years old. They certainly do *act* like it...

Running around with their cap guns and either playing "cowboys and Indians" or "soldier" in their tree house.

60 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:00:22pm

re: #56 Gus

Thought Criminal #116116 in #TwitterGulag Support Camp!! LOL He even gave himself a fake "prisoner" number. Seriously. And these are "adults" too. Wow.

Role playing games can be fun. I prefer a hospital one with a sexy nurse taking good care of my needs. But I guess a prison one with a stern warden works for some people.

61 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:01:09pm

Patweetiot.

62 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:02:21pm

Here's another weirdo:

A parody account of @gottalaff She organizes reporting people to @spam to get them suspended, sent to #twittergulag - She can dish it out but she can't take it

63 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:04:37pm

Don't these people cringe when they type "#twittergulag"? This is soooo cheesy.

64 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:05:43pm

re: #63 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Don't these people cringe when they type "#twittergulag"? This is sooo cheesy.

You're talking about people who think Rand was a great novelist.

65 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:06:35pm

re: #64 Kragar

You're talking about people who think Rand was a great novelist.

Ayn Zway Dray Rand Paul

66 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:07:29pm

re: #63 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Don't these people cringe when they type "#twittergulag"? This is sooo cheesy.

Twinge!

67 Varek Raith  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:08:18pm

re: #66 Gus

Twinge!

Twerp!

68 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:08:22pm

re: #64 Kragar

You're talking about people who think Rand was a great novelist.

And people who think that the Nazis -- you know the ones that formed the 3rd Reich -- were liberals!!11ty

69 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:09:04pm

re: #68 Gus

And people who think that the Nazis -- you know the ones that formed the 3rd Reich -- were liberals!!11ty

And gay.

70 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:09:41pm

re: #69 Kragar

And gay.

And commies.

71 ssn697  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:11:12pm

Why do they keep using the term "free speech", as if Twitter is the government?

Are they TRULY that stupid, or just counting on their followers to be that stupid?

72 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:13:25pm

re: #70 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

And commies.

[Embedded content]

McBain? Son of Bain? Heh. /

73 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:14:05pm

re: #71 ssn697

Why do they keep using the term "free speech", as if Twitter is the government?

Are they TRULY that stupid, or just counting on their followers to be that stupid?

They truly are that stupid.

Free Speech allows you to state your opinion. It doesn't mean anyone has to give you a platform to do it.

74 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:15:33pm

re: #73 Kragar

They truly are that stupid.

Free Speech allows you to state your opinion. It doesn't mean anyone has to give you a platform to do it a fuck.

ftfy

75 andres  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:15:38pm

re: #16 MikeySDCA

There's an old lawyers' saying:

These folks are well into the table-pounding stage.

With a sledgehammer.

re: #34 Charles Johnson

If you didn't click the link to #TwitterGulag, I recommend it. It's pretty amazing to see how MUCH of this insanity is going on. When I called it a massive freak-out I wasn't exaggerating.

Three, maybe two years ago, I would have verified your "massive freak out" claim. Today? It's beyond normal.

re: #71 ssn697

Why do they keep using the term "free speech", as if Twitter is the government?

Are they TRULY that stupid, or just counting on their followers to be that stupid?

They got as far as the title of the First Amendment: Freedom of Speech. They aren't interested in knowing what it actually entitles you to.

76 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:16:41pm
77 bratwurst  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:16:41pm

re: #71 ssn697

Why do they keep using the term "free speech", as if Twitter is the government?

Are they TRULY that stupid, or just counting on their followers to be that stupid?

It seems like the American public in general has completely lost sight of what "free speech" actually covers. For example, a lot of idiots seemed to think Hank Williams Jr. was denied his "free speech" when ESPN elected to discontinue their association with him following his comparing Obama to Hitler on Fox News last year. There is no possible way for someone of average intelligence to interpret "free speech" to mean "people get to keep their jobs NO MATTER WHAT they say".

78 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:19:13pm

LOL

79 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:21:23pm

Hamas!

80 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:22:18pm

re: #79 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Hamas!

If you disagree with me then clearly you must support Hamas!

Derp.

//

81 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:22:25pm

re: #79 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Hamas!

Yeah, we're all a bunch of Hamas supporters around here. They've certainly pinned us down there.

///

82 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:22:53pm

I support hummus!

83 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:23:26pm

re: #82 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I support hummus!

You're just in it for the chickpeas.

84 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:23:32pm

re: #81 Kragar

Yeah, we're all a bunch of Hamas supporters around here. They've certainly pinned us down there.

///

I like Ham...

85 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:23:43pm

re: #80 Gus

If you disagree with me then clearly you must support Hamas!

Derp.

//

Goes right along with their belief that either you support the literal interpretation of the bible or you're a godless satanist hippie communist.

86 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:24:05pm

re: #84 austin_blue

I like Ham...

I like ass.

Its settled then.

87 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:24:39pm

re: #80 Gus

If you disagree with me then clearly you must support Hamas!

Derp.

//

I don't know if you've seen it: "Yes, all criticism of Israel is anti-Semitic!".

88 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:25:11pm

re: #86 Kragar

I like ass.

Its settled then.

Big Ass Ham

89 Varek Raith  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:25:32pm

re: #88 RayFerd

Big Ass Ham

Bah!

90 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:25:38pm

re: #86 Kragar

I like ass.

Its settled then.

Yup. That's a big Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

91 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:26:40pm

re: #87 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I don't know if you've seen it: "Yes, all criticism of Israel is anti-Semitic!".

Oh yeah. Read that about a week ago. Reminds me of the old "America love it or leave it" rednecks from the 60s. Yep. If you're critical of Israel, no, make that the USA, you clearly hate Americans and are anti-American.

Yep. Where's my banjo?

92 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:27:05pm

*dobro slide*

93 Varek Raith  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:27:28pm

re: #87 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I don't know if you've seen it: "Yes, all criticism of Israel is anti-Semitic!".

Israel sold some military tech to China.
Why does Israel hate the US?
/

94 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:29:04pm

re: #92 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

*dobro slide*

#LittleGreenFootballsGulag for you!

//

95 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:29:05pm

She Who Must Be Obeyed does Dueling Banjos in one of her bands with her harp and Mark playing banjo. It's killer bee.

96 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:29:34pm

re: #3 dragonfire1981

That first of your two verses fits the song perfectly, so much so that I've added the song's chorus behind it:

"Limbaugh, Sandra Fluke,
North Korea packing Nukes,
Trouble in Afghanistan,
Terry Jones burns the Koran.
Riehl's off the deep end,
raging on a weekend,
That's the new Breitbart way,
what more do I have to say?"

We didn't start the fire!
It was always burnin',
Since the world's been turnin'!
We didn't start the fire!
No, we didn't light it,
but we tried to fight it!

Bravo, Dragonfire! Well done

97 Lidane  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:30:41pm

George Will Speaks Out Against Romney’s Association With Trump: ‘What Is Romney Seeking?’

But the campaign’s wink and nod to the birther crowd is unmistakable and this morning, during an appearance on ABC’s This Week, columnist George Will slammed Romney for sharing a stage with the self-promoting businessman. Describing Trump as a ”bloviating ignoramus,” Will said, “I do not understand the cost benefit here. The costs are clear. The benefit — what voter is gonna vote for him [Romney] because he is seen with Donald Trump? The cost of appearing with this bloviating ignoramus is obvious it seems to me.”

Trump, of course, was his usual calm, composed self in response:

Donald Trump Calls George Will The ‘Dumbest Political Commentator Of All Time’

98 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:31:05pm

re: #94 Gus

#LittleGreenFootballsGulag for you!

//

In LGF Gulag, Football kicks you!

//

99 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:32:16pm

re: #97 Lidane

George Will Speaks Out Against Romney’s Association With Trump: ‘What Is Romney Seeking?’

Trump, of course, was his usual calm, composed self in response:

Donald Trump Calls George Will The ‘Dumbest Political Commentator Of All Time’

And here we see Donald Trump, wearing his ass as a hat instead of his normal hairpiece.

100 Varek Raith  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:33:16pm

Such silliness. Any criticism of me is xenophobia!

:P

101 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:34:02pm

re: #99 Dark_Falcon

And here we see Donald Trump, wearing his ass as a hat instead of his normal hairpiece.

And here's the rest of the Will quote:

"Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into American politics.”

Schwing!

102 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:34:34pm

re: #97 Lidane

George Will Speaks Out Against Romney’s Association With Trump: ‘What Is Romney Seeking?’

Trump, of course, was his usual calm, composed self in response:

Donald Trump Calls George Will The ‘Dumbest Political Commentator Of All Time’

The Donald is a truly great wit in the tradition of Oscar Mayer.

103 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:35:02pm

re: #98 Dark_Falcon

In LGF Gulag, Football kicks you!

//

You guys hit 93 today? Makes for a fragrant ride on the El...

104 Lidane  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:35:02pm

re: #101 austin_blue

And here's the rest of the Will quote:

"Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into American politics.”

Schwing!

You'd think he was describing the GOP primary slate. =P

105 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:35:23pm

re: #100 Varek Raith

Such silliness. Any criticism of me is xenophobia!

:P

Are you a Raithist?

106 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:36:24pm
Obviously, right wingers who are harassing people are getting suspended. But the idea that it’s happening because a liberal conspiracy is persecuting them is a ridiculous fantasy. It’s happening because the right wingers who participate in these coordinated attacks are acting like flaming assholes, and getting people pissed off enough to use “Block and Report.”

Right wingers who think a corporation doesn't get to set its own terms of service. Amazing.

107 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:36:43pm

re: #97 Lidane

George Will Speaks Out Against Romney’s Association With Trump: ‘What Is Romney Seeking?’

Trump, of course, was his usual calm, composed self in response:

Donald Trump Calls George Will The ‘Dumbest Political Commentator Of All Time’

The real reason Mitt is meeting with Donald Trump is actually a daaarrk seeekkritt: Romney's Good Hair symbiote is about to spawn and it needs a place for its offspring. Trump has been selected as the host for a new Good Hair Entity, and the meeting will be preceded by the birth of the new Good Hair, and its attachment to Trump's head.

/A bit over the top, I know, but I hope it gets a laugh.

108 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:36:56pm

re: #105 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Are you a Raithist?

He's from a nearby double star system, silly!

If you are going Xeno, go full Xeno.

109 Varek Raith  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:37:20pm

re: #105 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Are you a Raithist?

ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

110 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:38:02pm

re: #108 austin_blue

He's from a nearby double star system, silly!

If you are going Xeno, go full Xeno.

PURGE THE XENOS!

111 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:39:16pm

re: #108 austin_blue

He's from a nearby double star system, silly!

If you are going Xeno, go full Xeno.

Now you've done it! You will now face a lawsuit from the Church of Scientology!

//

112 austin_blue  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:42:24pm

re: #111 Gus

Now you've done it! You will now face a lawsuit from the Church of Scientology!

//

Bring them Operating Thetans on! I've got a twin ZSU-23 in the attic!

This is Texas, dammit!

113 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:43:47pm

re: #111 Gus

Now you've done it! You will now face a lawsuit from the Church of Scientology!

//

That would be Xenu. Totally different.

114 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:44:05pm

re: #113 Kragar

That would be Xenu. Totally different.

I know. ;)

115 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:45:56pm

Ya know, i have been trying to figure out what in the hell twitter reminds me of and then i read this and i was all like "oh yeah, death camps!"
That's exactly what twitter is. A big ole' camp of death.

116 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:49:07pm

re: #115 HUSKY White Male Lover

Ya know, i have been trying to figure out what in the hell twitter reminds me of and then i read this and i was all like "oh yeah, death camps!"
That's exactly what twitter is. A big ole' camp of death.

And here I was thinking, high school.

117 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:50:20pm

This is one of the many reasons why I do not text/tweet. This is pure insanity.

118 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:52:17pm

re: #117 PhillyPretzel

This is one of the many reasons why I do not text/tweet. This is pure insanity.

Yeah. Heavens knows that the internet was sane before the onset of Twitter.

//

119 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:52:45pm

re: #118 Gus

lol

120 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:55:19pm

re: #118 Gus

Also known as:

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad
"Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.
In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man."
[Link: www.urbandictionary.com...]

121 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:55:30pm

re: #116 Gus

And here I was thinking, high school.

122 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:57:20pm

re: #117 PhillyPretzel

This is one of the many reasons why I do not text/tweet. This is pure insanity.

This.

123 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 3:57:58pm

re: #122 William Barnett-Lewis

Link?

124 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:00:50pm

re: #123 PhillyPretzel

Link?

Sorry - no linky just agreeing with you. The benefits are far outweighed by the disadvantages.

125 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:00:55pm
126 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:02:32pm

re: #56 Gus

Thought Criminal #116116 in #TwitterGulag Support Camp!! LOL He even gave himself a fake "prisoner" number. Seriously. And these are "adults" too. Wow.

First they came for my spam account where I retweeted Ron Paul quotes and mind control conspiracies and Turner Diary quotes, and I said nothing

127 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:02:36pm

The problem with twitter is its full of twits.

128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:05:06pm

Then they came for the account where I retweet everything that conservative bloggers say while occasionally imploring women to fellate me because they don't believe in the 1st amendment, and I said a whole bunch but I couldn't say it with that twitter account because they put it in the twitter gas chamber

RIP @GoLdEnPatrIotUSA and all your blowjob tweets, you will be missed

129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:06:27pm

I am totally in an internet death camp busting biq tweets into little tweets because I didn't read the terms of service of Twitter

130 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:07:18pm

re: #129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

I am totally in an internet death camp busting biq tweets into little tweets because I didn't read the terms of service of Twitter

Welcome to The Rock.

//Derp

131 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:08:58pm

The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling?

How is your afternoon?

132 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:09:07pm

re: #126 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]
Nope
re: #128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]
Nope

re: #129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]


OK, that one is under 140. May I?

133 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:09:42pm

re: #130 Gus

Welcome to The Rock.

//Derp

If you smelllll......oh wait.

134 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:10:39pm

re: #130 Gus

What's great is these are all conservative barely-computer-literate neophytes, quite adorable to watch them wig out, really

Twitter is probably the extent of their mastery of the form :D

135 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:11:01pm

re: #132 wrenchwench

Nope
re: #128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]
Nope

re: #129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

OK, that one is under 140. May I?

Go for it!

136 Irving  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:11:50pm

Wait, I thought that Charles was irrelevant. Did I miss a memo?

137 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:12:01pm

I got kicked off a bunch of BBSes in my teens, I was in the dialup gulag

RELEASE ME, 2600HZ HITLER FROM YOUR OCCULT PRISON

138 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:12:24pm

I'm in the gulag and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
The biggest audience I ever had
But I fought the TOS and the TOS won
I fought the TOS and the TOS won

139 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:12:41pm

re: #117 PhillyPretzel

This is one of the many reasons why I do not text/tweet. This is pure insanity.

You know what it is? It's the crap that was previously only seen by people like psychologists, cops, bartenders, and taxi drivers. The bizarre writhing underbelly of human nature that used to remain hidden under rocks and in other dark places. The internet & web kicked away the ground cover, and now the light is illuminating what lives underneath in all its carnival freak show glory.

I'll bet there are psychologists, sociologists, and social anthropologists out there studying this stuff who are wondering if they're going to have to completely rewrite the books on what they thought they knew about human nature.

140 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:13:39pm

re: #135 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

Go for it!

...
Lightly edited to allow for the hashtag:

141 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:14:11pm

re: #117 PhillyPretzel

This is one of the many reasons why I do not text/tweet. This is pure insanity.

I love twitter! :D But I also just ignore the shit out of anyone stupid or conservative or with an avatar that's Ronald Reagan riding an American Flag or some shit, and usually just talk to friends, often over DMs, it's very handy

142 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:14:22pm

Twitter or the Wild Hog hunters on Cable?

I'll go back to reading . . .

143 Mich-again  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:14:41pm

I love the wingnut logic.. CJ is irrelevant and he secretly controls Twitter.

144 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:15:39pm

re: #143 Mich-again

I love how the wingnut logic.. CJ is irrelevant and he secretly controls Twitter.

Its like saying the President is a bumbling fool and a diabolical mastermind.

145 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:16:01pm

re: #143 Mich-again

I love the wingnut logic.. CJ is irrelevant and he secretly controls Twitter.

They get very upset when the unwritten rules of conduct aren't followed.

Their inner gyroscope goes awry.

146 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:16:40pm

re: #140 wrenchwench

...
Lightly edited to allow for the hashtag:

[Embedded content]

Twittershank redemption!

//

147 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:17:06pm

The Birdman of TwitterGulag

148 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:18:27pm

re: #146 Gus

Twittershank redemption!

//

"Get busy tweeting, or get busy dying."

150 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:22:57pm

Twitnight Express

151 compound_Idaho  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:24:21pm

re: #144 Kragar

Its like saying the President is a bumbling fool and a diabolical mastermind.

...or that the government cannot to anything right, but pulled off 9-11 as the perfect inside job.

152 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:24:35pm

One Day in the Life of the Endryu Breitbartovites.

153 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:26:34pm

Dog Day Tweet.

154 prairiefire  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:26:40pm

I had to ask my dad again about what he did in the army. He installed Nike Hercules missiles in Okinawa, pointed at China. A soldier of the Cold War.

155 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:27:22pm

Cool Hand Tweet.

156 bubba zanetti  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:27:43pm

Bridge On The Twitter Kwai

157 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:27:48pm

re: #153 Targetpractice

Dog Day Tweet.

A tweet too far

The tweet on the River Kwai

The Longest Tweet

158 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:28:18pm

re: #155 wrenchwench

Cool Hand Tweet.

What we've got here is a failure to Tweet.

159 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:28:54pm

re: #157 Kragar

The Longest Tweet

I thought of that, but then I thought, "They all max out at 140 characters."

160 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:28:55pm

re: #157 Kragar

To Tweet a Mockingbird.

161 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:29:35pm

re: #157 Kragar

A tweet too far

The tweet on the River Kwai

The Longest Tweet

One flew over the tweeters nest

162 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:29:43pm

re: #160 PhillyPretzel

To Tweet a Mockingbird.

In the Tweet of the Night

163 ProGunLiberal  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:30:15pm

re: #154 prairiefire

With the way China acts now against South East Asia, I hope they are still there.

164 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:30:20pm

You've got Tweets!

165 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:30:37pm

Carlito's Tweet

A Few Good Tweets

166 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:31:08pm

The Good, the Bad, and the Tweet

167 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:31:08pm

re: #159 wrenchwench

I thought of that, but then I thought, "They all max out at 140 characters."

DON'T BOTHER ME WITH LOGIC!

168 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:31:56pm

Revenge of the Tweets

169 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:32:24pm

Tweets of New York.

170 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:33:22pm

Carpe Tweetum

171 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:33:39pm

Tweeting 2: Electric Boogaloo

172 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:33:44pm

Star Tweets

173 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:33:54pm

Reservoir Tweets

174 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:34:27pm

Tweet Fiction.

175 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:34:41pm

The Tweeter Games

176 Irving  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:34:48pm

A Farewell to Tweets.

177 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:35:12pm

Gone in 60 Tweets.

178 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:36:28pm

Tweeter on the Roof

179 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:36:41pm

For Honor Harrington fans: On Tweeter Station.

180 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:36:48pm

Lord of the Tweets: The Fellowship of the Tweets

"You have my racism!"
"And my conspiracies!"
"AND MY DERP!"

181 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:37:14pm

12 Angry Tweets

182 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:37:55pm

The Thin Red Tweet.

183 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:05pm

Three Days of the Twitter

184 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:23pm

Tweet Hard.

185 allegro  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:32pm

28 Tweets

186 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:43pm

Lawrence of TweetArabia

187 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:51pm

re: #185 allegro

28 Tweets

28 Tweets Later

188 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:56pm

re: #185 allegro

28 Tweets

28 Tweets Later.

189 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:38:59pm

Dancing with the twits

190 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:39:03pm

re: #186 researchok

Lawrence of TweetArabia

2001: A Space Twitter

191 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:39:07pm

re: #187 Kragar

28 Tweets Later

Tweet you.

192 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:39:26pm

Twitter Me Up, Twitter Me Down

193 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:39:28pm

The Tweetfather

194 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:39:39pm

re: #191 It's a cookbook!

Tweet you.

THE DAY IS MINE!

195 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:40:04pm

Atweep in Seattle

196 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:40:08pm

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Tweeters.

197 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:40:29pm

twitter survivor

198 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:40:51pm

Diners, Drive in and Tweets.

(I'm hungry)

199 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:41:07pm

Les Mistweet

200 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:41:36pm

I'm Gonna Git You Twitta

201 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:41:45pm

The Sound of Tweets

202 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:41:48pm

Tweet Wars Episode I: The Phantom Derp

203 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:41:55pm

The Empire Tweets Back.

204 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:42:21pm

The Hunt for the Red Tweet.

205 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:42:33pm

Tweet Trek II: The Wrath of Charles

206 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:43:00pm

Guntweet

207 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:43:13pm
208 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:43:21pm

re: #205 Targetpractice

Multiple updings.

209 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:43:47pm

re: #205 Targetpractice

Tweet TrekDeck II: The Wrath of Charles

Fine tuned that for you.

210 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:44:07pm

re: #207 jaunte

[Embedded content]

#TwitterGulag is an inside job man!!11ty

211 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:44:12pm

re: #205 Targetpractice

Tweet Trek II: The Wrath of Charles

The tweets of the many outweigh the tweets of the few.

TTTWWWEEETTT!!!

212 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:44:29pm

NCITweet

213 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:44:47pm

The Amityville Twitter

214 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:44:56pm

Tweet Trek III: The Search for Sanity

215 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:45:31pm

Rocky Horror Twitter Show

216 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:45:32pm


ALL CAPS MEANS CONFIRMED!1!

217 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:45:50pm

Name That Tweet- 'I can name that Tweet with 3 characters'

218 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:46:40pm

A Tale of Two Tweets.

219 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:47:06pm

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Twitter

220 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:47:09pm

re: #216 jaunte

[Embedded content]
ALL CAPS MEANS CONFIRMED!1!

It was confirmed because she said it was.

221 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:47:27pm

30,000 Tweets Under the Sea

222 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:47:49pm

No Country for Old Tweets

223 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:48:12pm

re: #222 Gus

OK, that's a winner

224 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:48:27pm

Tweet Trek IV: The Tweet Home.

225 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:48:35pm

The Dragonriders of Tweet.

226 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:48:38pm

re: #223 researchok

OK, that's a winner

Heads or tails?

227 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:48:41pm

The X Tweets

228 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:32pm

I, Tweet.

229 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:34pm

re: #226 Gus

Heads or tails?

230 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:42pm

re: #139 CuriousLurker

You know what it is? It's the crap that was previously only seen by people like psychologists, cops, bartenders, and taxi drivers. The bizarre writhing underbelly of human nature that used to remain hidden under rocks and in other dark places. The internet & web kicked away the ground cover, and now the light is illuminating what lives underneath in all its carnival freak show glory.

I'll bet there are psychologists, sociologists, and social anthropologists out there studying this stuff who are wondering if they're going to have to completely rewrite the books on what they thought they knew about human nature.

Nope. They knew before.

231 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:42pm

re: #207 jaunte

Imagine the Federal Gov't hiring an army of agents to disseminate #propaganda here in #Twitter .. and to put many of us into #TwitterGulag.

Delusions of grandeur, heavy on the delusions.

232 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:50pm

I Love Tweeting

233 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:49:51pm

Tweet Throat.

234 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:50:13pm

re: #233 It's a cookbook!

Tweet Throat.

Behind the Green Twitter

235 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:50:28pm

Girls gone tweeting

236 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:50:41pm

Tweet it Forward

237 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:50:43pm

Debbie Does Twitter

238 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:51:46pm

Deep Tweet

239 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:51:55pm

Deep Twitter

240 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:53:10pm

Tweet Me a River.

241 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:53:12pm

Tweeting with Julia

242 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:53:44pm

The Derp, the Twit, the Wife, and her Twitter

243 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:04pm

Grumpy Old Tweets

244 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:15pm

"Any man playing grabass or tweetin' in the building spends a night in the box."

245 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:16pm

Stepford tweets

246 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:18pm

re: #241 researchok

Jacques and Julia tweeting together.

247 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:51pm

re: #229 Gus

Great scene- I forgot about that

248 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:54pm

Full Metal Tweet

249 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:54:55pm

The Day the Tweets Stood Still.

250 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:55:08pm

Friends with Tweets

251 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:56:00pm

the 12 days of Tweets.

252 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:56:03pm

The Ten Tweets

253 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:56:09pm

TwitterGulag is the worlds first prison to lock inmates out of the complex.

254 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:56:41pm

What's the first rule of Twitclub?

255 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:57:07pm
256 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:57:08pm

re: #254 jaunte

What's the first rule of Twitclub?

Do not tweet about twitclub?

257 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:57:14pm

re: #254 jaunte

Obey the other nine rules.

258 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:57:33pm

re: #254 jaunte

I have no tweet.//

259 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:57:40pm

7 Brides for 7 Tweets

260 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:58:11pm

I Have No Deck and I Must Tweet!

261 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:58:18pm

Midnight in the Twitter of Good and Evil

262 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:58:32pm

Now, for a musical selection:

I Fought the Tweets and the Tweets Won

263 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:58:43pm

The Tweet and I.

264 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:58:51pm

West Side Twitter

265 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:08pm

Breakfast at Twittany's

266 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:13pm

The Taming of the Tweet

267 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:30pm

My Fair Tweet

268 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:51pm

'It was the best of tweets, it was the worst of tweets...'

269 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:51pm

"I could have Tweeted, all night!"

270 Romantic Heretic  Mon, May 28, 2012 4:59:57pm

re: #87 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I don't know if you've seen it: "Yes, all criticism of Israel is anti-Semitic!".

Christ! Talk about setting up the game in your favour! Sickening.

271 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:00:31pm

re: #269 Gus

My Fair Tweet.

272 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:00:41pm

Tweet Tweetback's Baadasssss Song

273 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:00:57pm

re: #271 PhillyPretzel

See 267!

274 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:01:12pm

re: #259 Eclectic Infidel

7 Brides for 7 Tweets

Do twits dream of electric gulags?

275 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:01:14pm

Funny Tweet

276 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:01:32pm

Chitty Chitty Tweet Tweet

277 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:01:49pm

TweetDeck Mountain.

278 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:02:14pm

One Night in Tweetcock

279 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:02:46pm

AbbaTweet:

There was tweeting in the air that night, the back lit keyboard was bright, Fernando...

280 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:03:23pm

Jailhouse Tweet

//Elvis

281 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:03:51pm

To Tweet or not to Tweet, THAT is the question...

282 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:04:01pm

The Girl With The Dragon Tweettoo

283 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:04:14pm
284 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:04:33pm

re: #281 Eclectic Infidel

To Tweet or not to Tweet, THAT is the question...

Now is the Tweet of discontent made glorious summer by this son of Charles!

285 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:04:40pm

One O'clock Tweet, Two O'clock Tweet...we're gonna Tweet around the clock tonight...

286 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:04:52pm

Tweetzilla

287 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:05:04pm

Beach Blanket Twitter

288 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:05:30pm

Tweeting 9 to 5

289 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:06:16pm

re: #288 researchok

Tweeting 9 to 5

The Best Little Twitter in Texas

290 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:06:39pm

Cheyenne Social Tweet

291 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:06:40pm

The Tweet Wears Prada.

292 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:06:49pm

Saturday Night Twitter

293 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:07:33pm

The Seven Twitters.

294 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:07:36pm

The Little Shop of Twitters

295 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:08:03pm

Rooster Tweetburn

296 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:08:17pm

Pulp Twitter

297 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:08:45pm

The Twit, the Derp, and the Wardrobe

298 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:09:11pm

Tweets of the Sierra Madre

299 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:09:19pm

The Passion of the Twit

300 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:09:22pm

The Maltese Tweeter

301 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:10:02pm

White Tweets Can't Jump

302 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:10:20pm

Twitter 1138

303 allegro  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:10:42pm

Fatal Tweetraction

304 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:10:51pm

The Wizard of Twitter

305 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:10:53pm

I have been and shall always be your tweet baboo.

306 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:11:07pm

Blade Twitter.

307 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:11:09pm

Arsenic and Old Tweets

308 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:11:14pm

re: #302 Gus

I had to look that up.

Showoff.
//

309 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:00pm

Casatwitter

Ice Station Twitter

310 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:23pm

Band of Tweeters

311 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:23pm

Apocalypse Tweet

312 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:37pm

re: #308 researchok

I had to look that up.

Showoff.
//

THX

313 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:45pm
314 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:47pm

The Day the Tweet Stood Still

315 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:12:49pm

A Clockwork Tweeter

316 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:09pm

The Handmaid's Tweet

317 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:12pm

And DERP said, “Let there be TWEETS,” and there was TWITTER.

Genesis 1:3, NIV retranslated

318 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:21pm

Schindler's Tweets (Yes, I can be irreverent)

319 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:27pm

Deep Tweet

320 Decider  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:30pm

Ha Charles. I love it! Keep it up.

321 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:38pm

The Tweets of Navarone.

322 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:13:55pm

Tablet

Can't

Keep
Up

323 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:14:13pm

Where Twitters Dare.

324 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:14:25pm

They Tweet by Night

325 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:14:46pm

re: #318 researchok

Schindler's Tweets (Yes, I can be irreverent)

Jakob the Tweeter

326 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:14:49pm

The Art of the Tweet.

327 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:10pm

Sesame Tweet

328 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:35pm

No Retweet, No Surrender.

329 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:37pm

Kelly's Tweeters

330 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:44pm

re: #327 Eclectic Infidel

for the kiddies. :)

331 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:46pm

A Midsummer's Night Tweet

332 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:15:56pm

The Good, The Bad and the Tweeters

333 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:16:26pm

Planet of the Twit

334 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:16:28pm

The Big Red Tweet

335 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:16:36pm

re: #332 researchok

The Good, The Bad and the Tweeters

For a Few Twitters More

336 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:16:46pm

Tweeta, Tweeta, Tweeta

337 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:16:50pm

Tweetlight Express

338 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:17:24pm

A Tweet Too Far

339 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:17:34pm

The Dirty Dozen Tweeters

340 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:17:51pm

re: #336 jaunte

Tweeta, Tweeta, Tweeta

Hush, Hush Sweet Twitter

341 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:17:59pm

The Lord of the Tweets

342 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:15pm

A Midsummer's NIghts Tweets

343 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:19pm

A Tweetcar Named Desire

344 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:28pm

A Nightmare on Tweet Street

345 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:31pm

re: #341 Eclectic Infidel

The Lord of the Tweets

ReTweet of the King

346 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:42pm

Cat on a Hot Tin Tweet

347 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:18:53pm

Tweet of the Iguana

348 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:19:01pm

The Tweetercist

349 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:19:15pm

Mr Roger's Tweet

350 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:19:33pm

I Know What You Tweeted Last Summer

351 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:19:43pm

Doctor Zhtweetago

352 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:20:09pm

Tweets on a plane.

353 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:20:17pm

The Silence of the Tweets

354 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:20:56pm

Tweet and Tweetability

355 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:21:20pm

Brideshead Retweeted

356 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:21:22pm

Little Tweeters

357 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:21:26pm

Tweet! The Gay Blade!

358 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:21:30pm

Valley of the tweets.

359 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:20pm

Night of the Living Tweet

The Last Tweet on the Left

The Tweeting

The Texas Tweet Massacre

360 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:21pm

The Tweetist

361 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:21pm

Good Will Tweeter

362 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:30pm

The 5000 Retweets of Dr. T

363 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:35pm

The princess tweet

364 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:41pm

Scartweet

365 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:22:57pm

The Tweeter Who Stole Christmas

366 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:23:03pm

Mr. Hobbs Tweets a Vacation

367 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:23:18pm

Die Hard: With a Tweet

368 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:23:20pm

The Tweeters From Brazil

369 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:24:10pm

Deadliest Tweets

370 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:24:47pm

Once Upon a Tweet in America

371 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:24:54pm

The Repubtweet.

372 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:25:14pm

Nightly Tweets with Brian Williams

373 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:25:16pm

You Only Tweet Twice.

374 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:25:51pm

The Bride of Frankentweet.

375 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:26:23pm

Tweet 9 From Outer Space.

376 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:26:28pm

Godzilla Tweets Tokyo

377 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:27:05pm

Once more unto the breach, dear Twits, once more...

378 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:27:13pm

Escape from Tweeterbore

379 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:27:34pm

I tweet, therefore I am.

380 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:28:09pm

I Know What You Did Last Tweet

381 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:28:29pm

Atlas Tweeted

//It was a flop.

382 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:28:32pm

re: #377 Eclectic Infidel

We Band of Tweeters

383 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:29:05pm

Tweet, Clown, Tweet

384 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:29:23pm

Live and Let Tweet

385 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:29:33pm

[Link: www.splcenter.org...]

Southern Poverty Law Center - "30 New Activists Heading Up the Radical Right"

Includes Pamela Geller.

386 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:29:46pm

Licence to Tweet

387 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:29:49pm

Cast AwayTweets

388 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:05pm

Shaken, not stirred.

389 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:06pm

His Girl Twit

390 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:18pm

Everything in the world is purchased by tweets.

391 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:19pm

Charlie Wilson's Tweets

392 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:32pm

All Good Tweets go to Heaven

393 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:30:43pm

It's a Wonderful Tweet

394 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:22pm

The Whole Ten Tweets

395 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:29pm

The Man From T.W.E.E.T.

396 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:34pm

Ralphie's Tweet Story

397 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:46pm

Tweets of the Sun.

398 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:48pm

Mr. Blandings Tweets His Dream House

399 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:31:57pm

O Brother, Where Tweet Thou?

400 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:32:25pm

The Wizard of Tweet

401 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:32:25pm

Mr Smith Tweets Washington

402 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:32:27pm

Okay, Disney:

101 Tweets

The Little Tweet

Lady and the Tweet

Beauty and the Tweet

The Tweet King

Snow White and the Seven Tweets

403 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:32:47pm

Rebel without a Tweet

404 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:11pm

Burn After Tweeting

405 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:17pm

re: #402 CuriousLurker

Fantasitweet.

406 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:18pm

Strangers on a Tweet

407 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:34pm

Wuthering Tweets

408 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:38pm

There is nothing to tweet but tweet itself.

409 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:33:58pm

My Left Tweet

410 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:34:45pm

Gastweet

411 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:01pm

Gentleman's Tweeting Agreement

412 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:39pm

re: #411 researchok

That would be a good idea.

413 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:43pm

More music- California Tweeting

414 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:45pm

The Twittering Inferno

415 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:47pm

Hawaii Tweet-O

416 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:56pm

Rage, rage, against the dying of the tweets

417 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:35:58pm

re: #385 Batman

[Link: www.splcenter.org...]

Southern Poverty Law Center - "30 New Activists Heading Up the Radical Right"

Includes Pamela Geller.

Malik Zulu Shabazz?

418 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:36:01pm

Tweeting Them Softly

419 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:36:06pm

Shark versus Octotweet.

420 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:36:28pm

re: #414 Gus

Voyage to the Bottom of the Twitter

421 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:36:48pm

re: #420 researchok

Voyage to the Bottom of the Twitter

Das Tweet

422 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:36:51pm

Clan of the Cave Twits

423 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:37:21pm

Mad Marx Beyond Twitterdome.

Wait, what game are we playing?

424 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:37:21pm

More Music- Tweet Tweet Tweet till your daddy takes the keyboard away

425 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:37:34pm

Pixar:

Tweets, Inc.

Tweet Story, Tweet Story 2

A Tweet's Life

Ratatweet

TWEET-E

426 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:37:48pm

Mother, Jugs & Twitter

427 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:38:09pm

The Tweet Horizon

428 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:38:22pm

I Am Curious: Twitter

429 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:38:22pm

re: #421 Gus

The Twitter Mutinty

430 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:39:24pm

Alas poor Twitter! I knew him, Twit.

431 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:39:41pm

Miracle on 34th Tweet

432 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:40:03pm

Betweet the Buried and Me

433 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:40:22pm

John Wayne in True Tweet

434 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:40:27pm

re: #431 wrenchwench

Miracle on 34th Tweet

A Tweet Grows in Brooklyn

435 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:40:28pm

Tweetztid

436 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:40:57pm

I am Tweetacus

437 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:41:02pm

The Tweets of Wrath.

438 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:41:03pm

Tweet Homeward, Angel

439 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:41:05pm

Aliens vs twitters

440 Kragar  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:41:49pm

Tweet Home Alabama.

441 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:01pm

The Great Tweetsby.

442 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:02pm

The Nuttweeter

443 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:21pm

2010: The Year We Tweet Contact

444 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:31pm

And a River Tweets Through It

445 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:37pm

Tweeting at Tiffany's

446 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:42:54pm

Exile On Main Tweet

447 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:43:02pm

The Tweethunter

448 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:43:21pm

The Curious Tweets of Benjamin Button

449 CuriousLurker  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:43:47pm

re: #445 researchok

Tweeting at Tiffany's

Only if you're gonna sing Moon Twitter.

450 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:43:57pm

"ARE YOU TWEETING AT ME? ARE YOU TWEETING AT ME?"

451 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:43:58pm

Twelfth Tweet.

452 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:28pm

Antiques Tweetshow

453 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:36pm

Is Twitter Burning?

454 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:39pm

re: #449 CuriousLurker

Well, I'd sing it for Isabella...

455 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:44pm

Michael Parè in... Tweets of Fire

456 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:45pm

Twit-a-roni, the San Francisco Tweet!

457 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:44:46pm

The Apprenticeship of Tweety Kravitz.

458 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:45:17pm

The 39 Tweets

459 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:45:29pm

re: #457 Charles Johnson

Big points for that reference!

460 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:45:30pm

Don't Tweet for me Argentina!

461 wrenchwench  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:45:36pm

Murder, My Tweet

462 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:45:54pm

Jesus and the 12 Tweeters

463 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:46:24pm

Abraham Lincoln: Tweet Hunter

464 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:46:54pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tweeters

465 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:47:14pm

Derptron: Defender of the Twitterverse

466 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:47:52pm

Tweet Bill

467 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:48:07pm

Anne of a Thousand Tweets

468 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:48:09pm

Dark Twitters

469 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:48:28pm

Tweet O'Clock High

470 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:48:58pm

The Six Tweets of Henry VIII

471 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:49:55pm

Twitterpendence Day

472 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:50:33pm

The Unbearable Twitness of Tweeting

473 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:50:41pm

Murder by Tweet

474 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:51:33pm

Tweet Trek V: The Final Derptier.

475 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:52:08pm

The Da Vinci Tweet

***


Speaking of Vatican conspiracies...

Vatican Documents Leaked: Did Butler Paolo Gabriele Do It?

[...]

The leaked documents began appearing in the Italian media in January.

They expose alleged corruption, mismanagement and deep internal divisions at the Vatican. One document detailing corruption was addressed to Pope Benedict personally.

"Money is always involved," La Repubblica's source said. "There are also economic interests in the Holy See."

Many of the leaked documents focus on money laundering and kickbacks at the secretive Vatican bank.

The head of the bank, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, was appointed by the pope to clean up the bank and he reported directly to him.

But in yet another blow to the pope's influence, his friend was fired Thursday.

[...]

476 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:52:17pm

I want to invent a software technology to detect puns in realtime. It would work similar to realtime spelling and grammar checking, but instead of underlining your pun in red squiggles, it would detonate a small uranium core in your computer and vaporize you and most of your immediate surroundings.

477 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:52:30pm

Someone to Tweet Over Me

OFF TOPIC: IMDB.com has an excellent trailer of Prometheus

478 b_snark  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:52:38pm

Twitter me this, Tweetman

479 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:52:56pm

Revenge of the Tweets

480 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:53:07pm

Tweet Trek VI: The Undiscovered Twit.

481 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:53:27pm

Tweeter for the Prosecution

482 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:53:54pm

Inglourious Tweetsterds

483 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:54:04pm

12 Angry Tweets

484 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:54:07pm

Twitter Jones and the Tweeters of the Lost Tweet

485 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:54:36pm

Robin Hood: King of Tweets

486 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:55:15pm

I'll bet Gus is reloading...

487 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:55:18pm

They Call Me MISTER Tweets

488 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:55:21pm

re: #485 Be Zorch, Daddio

Robin Hood: King of Tweets

Robin Hood: Men in Tweets.

489 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:56:41pm

The Odd Couple Tweets

490 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:03pm

The Manchurian Tweet

491 freetoken  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:07pm

Tweeting with the Stars


uh oh... I'm comfusing my entertainment forms

492 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:12pm

Roy Rogers: Tweeting with Trigger

493 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:17pm

All the President's Tweets

494 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:24pm

I'm Gonna Tweet You Sucka

495 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:28pm

Twitter's Eleven

496 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:33pm

Debbie Does Twitter

497 Batman  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:57:53pm

The Fugitive (from the Twitter Gulag)

498 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:58:36pm

21 Jump Tweet

499 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:58:43pm

Tweet Trek: Generations

(Yeah, I got nothin'.)

500 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:59:38pm

Where the Tweets Have No Name.

501 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 5:59:41pm

The Greatest Tweet Ever Told

502 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:01:04pm

I have not begun to Tweet. (It is going to be a long night.//)

503 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:01:29pm

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Tweet

504 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:01:34pm

re: #500 Charles Johnson

Where the Tweets Have No Name.

Isn't that a song from the album "The Joshua Tweet"?

505 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:03pm

Have Tweet, Will Travel Twitter

506 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:20pm

More music:

All My Ex's Tweet in Texas

507 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:28pm

Tweetey Todd: The Demon Spammer of Fleet Tweet

508 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:34pm

The tweets are coming from inside the site!

509 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:38pm

The Happy Tweeter.

510 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:02:50pm

Achy Breaky Tweets

511 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:03:39pm

"Because tonight, we Tweet in Hell!"

512 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:03:47pm

Spongebob Square Tweet.

513 Four More Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:04:19pm

re: #511 Targetpractice

"Because tonight, we Tweet in Hell!"

Then we will tweet in the shade!

514 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:04:35pm

Tinker Tailor Soldier Twit

515 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:05:29pm

La Twit Nikita

516 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:06:09pm

Now is the Twitter of our discontent.

517 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:06:35pm

"...Everybody's gone Tweetin', Tweetin' USA..."

518 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:06:59pm

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers Tweeted...

519 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:07:50pm

re: #518 Gus

The Right to bear Tweet.

520 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:08:08pm

re: #518 Gus

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers Tweeted...

The Gettysburg Tweet.

521 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:08:17pm

Jumpin' Tweeters of Calavaros County

522 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:08:45pm

Would a derp by any other name be half as tweet?

523 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:09:00pm

"My God, it's full of Tweets!"

524 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:09:07pm

The Purple Tweet of Cairo

525 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:09:23pm

She Tweets me, She Tweets me Not....

526 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:09:49pm

Rebel Without A TOS

527 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:09:54pm

A Hard Day's Tweet

528 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:10:24pm

Hitler: The Last 10 Tweets

529 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:10:49pm

Triumph of the Tweet

530 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:11:11pm

Das Twoot

531 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:11:18pm

"There she was just a Tweetin' down the street, singin' do wa ditty ditty dum do we tweet..."

532 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:12:19pm

Tweets and Tweetsibility

533 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:12:27pm

re: #529 Gus

Leni says thank you for remembering.

534 Targetpractice  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:12:34pm

"They may ban us, but they'll never take our DERP!"

535 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:13:07pm

The Tweets of the Ancient Mariner

536 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:14:45pm

The Tweets of San Francisco

537 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:15:33pm

Tweester

538 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:17:52pm

Miami Tweets

539 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:18:26pm

Do you swear to pull the Tweet, the whole Tweet and nothing but the Tweet.

540 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:18:40pm

What Tweets May Come

541 prairiefire  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:19:00pm

re: #539 PhillyPretzel

Do you swear to pull the Tweet, the whole Tweet and nothing but the Tweet.

Please don't pull my tweet.

542 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:19:34pm

Tweet, Pray, Love

543 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:19:52pm

77 Sunset Tweet

544 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:20:11pm

Tweet After Reading

545 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:20:20pm

re: #543 Gus

66 Surf Side Tweet

546 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:20:29pm

Miracle on 34th Tweet

547 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:20:50pm

They Stole Hitler's Tweets

548 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:21:21pm

Manos: The Tweets of Fate

549 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:22:10pm

Where do all the hippies meet? South Tweet, South Tweet!

550 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:22:31pm

Tweet Hard

551 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:22:41pm

Tweet Harder

552 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:23:02pm

Twitter Harvest

553 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:23:19pm

re: #549 Gus

Where do all the hippies meet? South Tweet, South Tweet!

Which is in Philly.

554 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:23:25pm

Tweet Hard with a Vengance

555 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:23:29pm

Tweetaroo Tanzai

556 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:23:45pm

Live Free or Tweet Hard

557 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:24:54pm

Faster, Pussycat! Tweet! Tweet!

558 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:25:07pm

"This Tweet will self destruct in 10 seconds..."

Good luck,Gus...

559 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:25:21pm

The Tweetfather

I have a picture of Charles sitting in a darkened room, strumming a guitar and murmuring "I'll send him a tweet he can't refuse."

560 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:25:58pm

Tweet House Rules

561 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:26:04pm

Our faults, dear Brutus, are not in our Tweets, but in ourselves.

562 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:26:40pm

Ich bin ein Tweeter!

563 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:26:48pm

"Et Tu, Tweeter?"

564 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:27:00pm
565 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:27:15pm

And Tweets for All

566 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:28:02pm

We are living in Tweeting times

567 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:28:43pm

Quoth the Twitter feed, "Nevermore!"

568 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:28:44pm

Charles and the Chocolate Tweet

569 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:28:49pm

The Three Tweeters

570 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:28:49pm

re: #564 Interesting Times

Tweet Drink Man Woman

Tweet, Lives and Videotape

571 Mattand  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:29:17pm

I just got in a few minutes ago. Some of these are fricking hysterical. My personal favorite so far.

572 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:30:16pm

Eat, Tweet an be merry

573 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:30:17pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto's Tweepee.

//

574 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:30:18pm

The Knights who say Tweet!

575 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:31:38pm

Better to Tweet in Hell than serve in Heaven.

576 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:31:44pm

Tweeting At Nurenburg

577 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:32:04pm

Twitteroni: the San Francisco Tweet

578 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:33:29pm

Tweeters of the Caribbean

579 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:33:42pm

Bruce Lee tweets!

Enter The Twitter

Tweets of Fury

Revenge of the Tweeter

Tweeter of Death

580 researchok  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:34:44pm

I'm outta here.

Later, all

581 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:35:46pm

Don't Tweet On Me

582 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:36:25pm

re: #581 Be Zorch, Daddio

Don't Tweet On Me

Don't Tweet me bro!

583 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:38:16pm

A Tweet is a Terrible Thing to Waste

584 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:40:40pm

re: #583 Eclectic Infidel

Nice Quote from Bob Hope.

585 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:43:16pm

This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your Tweet belts.

586 PhillyPretzel  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:47:00pm

Good Night to my fellow tweeters Lizards.

587 Mich-again  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:47:09pm

Escape from Alcatwitz.

588 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 6:56:42pm

Heeere's tweety!

590 dragonath  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:00:40pm

re: #589 Killgore Trout

Killgore Tweet?

591 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:02:42pm

re: #590 Be Zorch, Daddio

Killgore Tweet?

Already done earlier by one of my more obsessive fans.

592 makeitstopghazi  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:09:27pm

Ain't she tweet?

593 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:11:26pm

re: #591 Killgore Trout

Fried green tweets?

594 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:13:44pm

re: #589 Killgore Trout

Forced apology of the day
Chris Hayes Apologizes For Saying He Feels 'Uncomfortable' Calling Killed Soldiers 'Heroes'

That one was only a matter of time. MSNBC doesn't want one of its newspeople to stand by a statement like that, as it would make the 'disloyal liberals' attacks launched against them more effective.

595 diamonda2u  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:16:02pm

What's scary is scary is that Malkin and a majority the right wing internet posse are like...in their FORTIES or older, some of them with kids, and behaving like they are a spurned highschool cheerleader. Nice examples their grown up.... Very sad folks who have some sort of imbalance going on, or just plain ignorant... take your pick.

596 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:19:50pm

At 595 posts, I feel I can go a bit off topic.

I read this very interesting article about overseas surrogacy. I don't have a problem with it, particularly, as long as the surrogates are adequately cared for and are not taken advantage of.

Here's my question: A child is born from the egg and sperm of Americans, but carried in India in the body of an Indian woman. Is he a "natural born citizen?"

[Link: todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com...]

597 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:20:08pm

re: #595 diamonda2u

Or just immature.

598 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:23:52pm

re: #594 Dark_Falcon

That one was only a matter of time. MSNBC doesn't want one of its newspeople to stand by a statement like that, as it would make the 'disloyal liberals' attacks launched against them more effective.

Meh. Sure it was a shitty thing to say but he apologized because management got scared and forced him to. It's what he really believes and is probably the reason he was hired in the first place. The suits got nervous because he was too honest about it. He hasn't had a change of heart, he's protecting his job.

599 diamonda2u  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:24:44pm

re: #597 Dancing along the light of day

Yep immature describes it best.... and that really makes them scary...immature adults, parents acting like this. And that they have been behaving this way for like uummmmm.... four years give or take... that's deranged

600 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:25:05pm
601 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:26:56pm

re: #596 Mostly sane, most of the time.

At 595 posts, I feel I can go a bit off topic.

I read this very interesting article about overseas surrogacy. I don't have a problem with it, particularly, as long as the surrogates are adequately cared for and are not taken advantage of.

Here's my question: A child is born from the egg and sperm of Americans, but carried in India in the body of an Indian woman. Is he a "natural born citizen?"

[Link: todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com...]

Real answer: It depends on who the courts ruled was the child's mother: The woman whose egg the child developed from, or the woman who carried the child to term.

Wingnut Answer:

It's SATANIC, that's what it is!!1 A Real American can only be born from a proper white American womb, not from some brown oversea pagan!!!11

602 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:29:33pm

re: #600 Interesting Times

[Embedded content]

Funny that. And the unknown and obscure Chris Hayes works for MSNBC which is owned by NBC Universal while Donald Trump's "Apprentice" show is on NBC which is owned by NBC Universal. You'd think "the suits" would be "concerned" about what Trump says about the POTUS. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

603 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:29:59pm

re: #600 Interesting Times

[Embedded content]

Follow the money. MSNBC dude apologized because his bosses who are giving him big fat paychecks told him to. Mitt isn't going to denounce Trump any more than Obama is going to denounce Bill Maher. Money makes the world go around.

604 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:33:07pm

re: #594 Dark_Falcon

As a vet, I prefer his honesty to the faux patriotism of the chicken hawks. But what do I know?

605 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:33:18pm
606 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:35:22pm

re: #603 Killgore Trout

Follow the money. MSNBC dude apologized because his bosses who are giving him big fat paychecks told him to. Mitt isn't going to denounce Trump any more than Obama is going to denounce Bill Maher. Money makes the world go around.

Money and keeping one's voters happy. Going after a notable liberal like Mahr would be much harder for Barack Obama than it was for Bill Clinton in 1996. Party bases are much more self organized now, and they tend to greet that kind of obvious triangulation with howls of "Betrayal!".

607 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:36:32pm

re: #603 Killgore Trout

Mitt isn't going to denounce Trump any more than Obama is going to denounce Bill Maher

Yes, because Obama appears and campaigns with Bill Maher all the fucking time 9_9 Seriously, this ranks as one of the most insultingly stupid false equivalences ever posted here.

608 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:37:54pm

Michelle Bachmann proposed cutting $4.5 billion in VA health care and veterans disability benefits, but she sure wouldn't make the mistake of not calling them heroes.
[Link: www.airforcetimes.com...]

609 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:38:07pm
610 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:41:16pm

re: #609 Interesting Times

[Embedded content]

OMG, yes!!!

611 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:41:52pm
The two veterans’ program cuts now advocated by Bachman were included in an Oct. 28 report from the Heritage Foundation*, a conservative think tank, about ways to cut $343 billion in federal spending. The think tank’s report projects that a freeze in VA health care costs would save $2.5 billion.

*assholes

612 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:43:05pm

Trump's a liability for Romney. We should encourage Romney to embrace his lunacy.

613 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:48:03pm

re: #612 Gus

Trump's a liability for Romney. We should encourage Romney to embrace his lunacy.

This is his reason for doing so:

“You know, I don't agree with all the people who support me and my guess is they don't all agree with everything I believe in,” Romney said. “But I need to get 50.1% or more and I'm appreciative to have the help of a lot of good people.”

614 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:49:24pm

re: #613 Interesting Times

This is his reason for doing so:

[Embedded content]

That isn't 'scum', that's 'refusing to lose'.

615 Interesting Times  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:49:46pm
616 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:51:19pm

Gas prices dip under $3.00 in Houston area:
[Link: www.houstongasprices.com...]

617 Gus  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:52:04pm

re: #616 jaunte

Gas prices dip under $3.00 in Houston area:
[Link: www.houstongasprices.com...]

At this rate it will be around $2.50/gallon by election day!

//

618 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:53:28pm

Coconut

619 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:54:10pm

re: #618 Killgore Trout

Coconut

[Embedded content]

What the what?!

620 jaunte  Mon, May 28, 2012 7:55:58pm

Miami's new Zombie LSD

In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person’s temperature has risen to an extremely high level, they’ve become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.

“Extremely strong, I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” Dr. Adams said. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.”

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on “bath salts” has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug.

622 Big Joe Ghazi  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:00:01pm
623 Dark_Falcon  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:00:33pm

re: #620 jaunte

Miami's new Zombie LSD

Great. We've got a drug whose effects are such that if a lot of people take it at the same time it'll be like 28 Days Later.

624 bratwurst  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:00:50pm

re: #607 Interesting Times

Yes, because Obama appears and campaigns with Bill Maher all the fucking time 9_9 Seriously, this ranks as one of the most insultingly stupid false equivalences ever posted here.

Maher = potty-mouthed comedian who announced he was making a sizable donation to Obama.

Trump = guy who flirted with a presidential run himself who has since had an audience with virtually every single person contesting the GOP nomination.

Yeah, pretty much the same. /

625 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:02:13pm

"Sell Tweets someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

626 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:08:22pm

re: #596 Mostly sane, most of the time.

At 595 posts, I feel I can go a bit off topic.

I read this very interesting article about overseas surrogacy. I don't have a problem with it, particularly, as long as the surrogates are adequately cared for and are not taken advantage of.

Here's my question: A child is born from the egg and sperm of Americans, but carried in India in the body of an Indian woman. Is he a "natural born citizen?"

[Link: todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com...]

If not born on U.S. soil? I say yes. A man who is an American citizen can pass his citizenship on to a child born to a non-citizen abroad, how much more so if two American citizens are the biological parents and the child is birthed by a non-citizen?

This has come up in Jewish law of late, but with different results. The halacha is that the woman who carries and births the child is the mother for legal purposes, and the father's Jewish status is irrelevent, so if this hypothetical couple is Jewish, and the Indian lady is not, then the child is not Jewish. But, I would argue, a natural-born U.S. citizen from birth.

627 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:11:30pm

re: #614 Dark_Falcon

That isn't 'scum', that's 'refusing to lose'.

A wise man once said, "I had rather be right than President."

Not everyone is as strong-minded as Clay, but there's a point where...I dunno...you gotta tell the nuts to drop dead. If he won't tell Trump to back off, how can I have any faith he will ever tell anyone to back off?

628 Digital Display  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:12:32pm

Can't you see?

I'm gonna take the Internet down at the cafe, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord
And gonna flounce off, ain’t nobody gonna know
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What that Twitter, Lord
What it's been doin' to me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What that Twitter, been doin' to me

629 Petero1818  Mon, May 28, 2012 8:20:59pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

"I am not the Messiah".
"Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity"

630 jamesfirecat  Tue, May 29, 2012 8:48:39am

re: #614 Dark_Falcon

That isn't 'scum', that's 'refusing to lose'.

How does it profit a man to gain the world if he looses his soul in the process?


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