Wingnut Artist McNaughton Comes Out as Hardcore Birther, Cites #Breitbart.com as Source

Not that he has ever been subtle
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Recently Sean Hannity’s favorite “artist” Jon McNaughton, whose Mormon/JW leaflet-style painting “One Nation Under God” was too extreme for Brigham Young University (McNaughton is a BYU alum) and who thinks that lectures about evolution at BYU show it has a problem with “Liberalism”, has come out as a hardcore birther in his blog post “McNaughton and Troy talk about Obama and Socialism”:

I believe that Obama has committed many unconstitutional acts since becoming President.

[…]

Also, the evidence is mounting that Obama was in fact born in Kenya. In my original list I did not include this because the evidence was circumstantial at best. But things have changed. (7) If this is resolutely confirmed, it will be one of the greatest lies ever perpetrated upon the American people. Whether it is considered important or not, it is a direct prerequisite of our Constitution, that he be a naturally born citizen. People have tried to ridicule this notion since day one, but Obama has done nothing to resolve this until last year when he released the long form of his BC. Since then, it has been proven to be a forgery and there has been additional evidence, which has shown there is reason to doubt its authenticity. (8)

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(7) [Link: www.washingtontimes.com…]

(8) [Link: www.breitbart.com…]

McNaughton’s sources for his “mounting evidence” claim are Joe Arpaio’s waste of taxpayers’ dollars and breitbart.com’s article by Ben Shapiro regarding Obama’s “Kenya bio” nontroversy. Good job, Breitbrats!

Oh, and just in case you didn’t get it, McNaughton drew a picture for you: Obama burns the Constitution.

No racism there. Not at all. Nice furniture, though.

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164 comments
1 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:40:21pm

But how does the artist really feel?

2 erik_t  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:40:28pm

Truly a wall hanging for only the most discerning of tastes.

3 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:44:16pm

re: #1 It's a cookbook!

But how does the artist really feel?

he feels like charging you out the ass for framing options! inkjet print + frame for a thousand bucks

seriously, dude knows how to make money off whitey

4 Ogami Itto  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:45:01pm

Colbert did a funny bit about McNaughton and the "subtlety" of his art awhile back. The guy's an egomaniacal nutcase.

5 chonguey  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:45:21pm

Even if he were born in Kenya (which he wasn't) as long as his mother was a U.S. Citizen from Kansas, Obama is a natural born citizen. Full Stop. End of Story.

The fact that birthers are unable to grasp this extremely simple fact just shows how monumentally stupid they are. Or racist. Possibly both.

6 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:45:50pm
Oh, and just in case you didn’t get it, McNaughton drew a picture for you: Obama burns the Constitution.

I love how Obama breathes fiery death into the constitution with the demonic power of his finger. McNaughtons ideas about Obama seem to go way beyond merely being a Kenyan. Maybe we'll hear more about that from him later...

7 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:46:12pm

When you think that BYU has a problem with liberalism, you have truly lost perspective.*

*I just made this nicer than what I was going to say.

8 Ogami Itto  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:46:33pm

re: #5 chonguey

Was Obama's mother ever in Kenya at any point in her life. I'm genuinely curious.

9 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:47:22pm

There is a BYU Young Democrats group. Its motto is, "Hey, there are supposed to be two parties!"

10 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:47:27pm

re: #1 It's a cookbook!

But how does the artist really feel?

It sure is hard to tell from the paintings what with all that nuance going on in there/

11 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:48:05pm

re: #8 Ogami Itto

Was Obama's mother ever in Kenya at any point in her life. I'm genuinely curious.

This informative video will educate you.

Youtube Video
12 erik_t  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:48:31pm

re: #6 Aye Pod

I love how Obama breathes fiery death into the constitution with the demonic power of his finger. McNaughtons ideas about Obama seem to go way beyond merely being a Kenyan. Maybe we'll hear more about that from him later...

With, no surprise, his left hand!

All sorts of deep meaning to be found here.

13 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:48:37pm
Youtube Video
14 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:49:26pm

re: #12 erik_t

With, no surprise, his left hand!

All sorts of deep meaning to be found here.

SINISTER!

15 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:50:11pm

I put the hashtag in the title of this post and shortened it a little to make it Twitter-friendly, by the way. Without that hashtag Twitter tries to make Breitbart.com into a URL and ends up adding extra characters, making the tweet too long.

16 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:50:27pm

re: #5 chonguey

Even if he were born in Kenya (which he wasn't) as long as his mother was a U.S. Citizen from Kansas, Obama is a natural born citizen. Full Stop. End of Story.

The fact that birthers are unable to grasp this extremely simple fact just shows how monumentally stupid they are. Or racist. Possibly both.

A mother being a citizen is not an automatic qualification. There are various clauses in the US Code re: the age of the mother and periods of residency in the US prior to birth.

17 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:52:14pm

re: #12 erik_t

With, no surprise, his left hand!

All sorts of deep meaning to be found here.

I'm still struggling through the painting's dialogue of multiple contradictory emotional and political facets which resist any simplistic interpretation here/

18 Obdicut  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:55:21pm

re: #8 Ogami Itto

Was Obama's mother ever in Kenya at any point in her life. I'm genuinely curious.

This is the part of the birther conspiracy that makes zero sense:


If the goal was to have Obama be a natural born US citizen, why the fuck wouldn't his mom just stay in Hawaii-- as she did? Why the hell would she go to Kenya and invent this conspiracy at the same time?

Never had a birther be able to explain that.

19 Kragar  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:56:19pm

I liked some of McNaughton's earlier works.

20 Gus  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:57:00pm
21 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:57:20pm

re: #17 Aye Pod

I'm still struggling through the painting's dialogue of multiple contradictory emotional and political facets which resist any simplistic interpretation here/

The layers...

The LAYERS!!

It's deeper than an outhouse!

22 thatthatisis  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:58:47pm

A lot of these people are jumping on the fact that Obama's literary agent put out some promotional pamphlets saying he was born in Kenya. They claim Obama gave her the info, so he's been lying ever since.

This literary agent is of course the one who helped him publish his book Dreams of My Father. You know - that book in which Obama wrote about being born in Hawai'i.

*sigh*

23 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 3:59:45pm

re: #20 Gus

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Every 0.1% helps.

24 erik_t  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:00:49pm

re: #18 Obdicut

This is the part of the birther conspiracy that makes zero sense:

If the goal was to have Obama be a natural born US citizen, why the fuck wouldn't his mom just stay in Hawaii-- as she did? Why the hell would she go to Kenya and invent this conspiracy at the same time?

Never had a birther be able to explain that.

Mother goes abroad, baby goes out. You can't explain that.

25 Gus  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:00:50pm

re: #23 Aye Pod

Every 0.1% helps.

Yep. Getting to that 50.1% is all that counts.

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26 Ogami Itto  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:01:25pm

re: #11 It's a cookbook!

This informative video will educate you.

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It all makes sense now. Thanks!

27 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:04:19pm

re: #16 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

A mother being a citizen is not an automatic qualification. There are various clauses in the US Code re: the age of the mother and periods of residency in the US prior to birth.

Though, based on the case of US v. Wong Kim Ark, the US Code is only relevant to citizenship, rather than natural born citizenship. The Constitution provides two paths to citizenship. One is natural born, which means born in the U.S., regardless of your parents' status, with limited exceptions. The other is to be naturalized in accordance with laws passed by Congress. Thus a child born to US citizens overseas could be a citizen by birth in accordance with the United States Code, but would not be a natural born citizen. Don't take my word for it, Google the opinion and read it for yourself.

28 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:07:07pm

Stalkers with delusions of grandeur:

29 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:08:08pm

re: #27 aagcobb

I think WKA only states that those who are born on the US soil are natural born citizens. It doesn't state that those who are not born on the US soil can never be nbc. But do correct me with quotes if I'm wrong.

30 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:09:02pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

That's the kind of stupid crap getting posted today in the dreaded #TwitterGulag hashtag.

31 Kragar  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:10:23pm

OT

Anyone know anything about the Alan Wake video game series? Good? Bad? Indifferent?

32 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:10:50pm

re: #29 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I think WKA only states that those who are born on the US soil are natural born citizens. It doesn't state that those who are not born on the US soil can never be nbc. But do correct me with quotes if I'm wrong.

Jeez, I have to slog through that Opinion again? OK, I'll save you the trouble.

33 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:12:30pm

re: #31 Kragar

OT

Anyone know anything about the Alan Wake video game series? Good? Bad? Indifferent?

I own it (it came with my xbox) the mechanic/controls didn't really grab me but the presentation is beautiful

I haven't played a video game at all since Deus EX HR came out, so I'm not the best judge :D

34 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:13:27pm

re: #31 Kragar

OT

Anyone know anything about the Alan Wake video game series? Good? Bad? Indifferent?

if you want a GREAT GAME in the classic Dungeon Master step-3d style, go buy Legend of Grimrock, a lot of my game dev friends/acquaintances are really loving it

35 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:13:57pm
36 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:14:08pm

re: #20 Gus


The great awakening of America! YAY WE CAN BE NAZIS AGAIN

37 Kragar  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:16:12pm

don't act like rude, obnoxious stalkers and crackpots = CENSORSHIP!11!1!

38 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:16:16pm

I still would like them to take Occam's razor to the concept that an impoverished Kenyan student (check his papers detailing his problems with immigration, he was having financial issues) with a secret to hide like another wife, would take his very young American wife to Kenya just before she had a baby.

Also, that a very young American young woman who was 8 1/2 months pregnant and who may have begun to be suspicious that she had made a poor decision in men would fly to Kenya just to give birth and then immediately make the 24+ hour trip back. Away from her parents.*

(For those who don't follow this idiocy, the AZ birthers are pointing to a gap in the records in the week right after Obama was born. This means she would have to fly back for a very long trip right after giving birth.)

*We lived in California while I was pregnant with The Princess. When I was 8 1/2 months pregnant, my father-in-law suddenly decided to get married. Right then. I told my husband he couldn't go (not that he wanted to). I had no other family around and women go into labor two weeks early all the time. Women do NOT want to give birth in uncertain circumstances.

39 jaunte  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:16:23pm

Femacamps didn't materialize in real life, so Twittergulag had to do for a virtual victimization substitute

40 SpaceJesus  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:17:59pm

"gott mit uns" - mcnaughton and conservatives everywhere

41 gwangung  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:21:56pm

re: #38 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I still would like them to take Occam's razor to the concept that an impoverished Kenyan student (check his papers detailing his problems with immigration, he was having financial issues) with a secret to hide like another wife, would take his very young American wife to Kenya just before she had a baby.

Also, that a very young American young woman who was 8 1/2 months pregnant and who may have begun to be suspicious that she had made a poor decision in men would fly to Kenya just to give birth and then immediately make the 24+ hour trip back. Away from her parents.*

(For those who don't follow this idiocy, the AZ birthers are pointing to a gap in the records in the week right after Obama was born. This means she would have to fly back for a very long trip right after giving birth.)

*We lived in California while I was pregnant with The Princess. When I was 8 1/2 months pregnant, my father-in-law suddenly decided to get married. Right then. I told my husband he couldn't go (not that he wanted to). I had no other family around and women go into labor two weeks early all the time. Women do NOT want to give birth in uncertain circumstances.

Didn't the State Department keeps record of who was traveling abroad in those days? What happened to that record?

42 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:21:59pm

re: #31 Kragar

OT

Anyone know anything about the Alan Wake video game series? Good? Bad? Indifferent?

I enjoyed it quite a bit. It has a metric fuckton of atmosphere. Honestly, the guys who made Max Payne made Alan Wake. You shouldn't need to know more.

43 allegro  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:24:57pm

re: #41 gwangung

Didn't the State Department keeps record of who was traveling abroad in those days? What happened to that record?

If I remember correctly, airlines wouldn't even let very pregnant women, like 7-8 months, fly back then, least of all long overseas flights.

44 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:26:48pm

re: #43 allegro

If I remember correctly, airlines wouldn't even let very pregnant women, like 7-8 months, fly back then, least of all long overseas flights.

Holy shit... how far up does this conspiracy go?!?!?

45 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:30:32pm

re: #44 It's a cookbook!

Holy shit... how far up does this conspiracy go?!?!?

Maybe Soros bought the airline temporarily just to make sure...
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46 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:31:08pm

Hey all!

I think we could have guessed the artist wasn't an Obama fan.

How is everyone?

47 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:31:26pm

re: #41 gwangung

Didn't the State Department keeps record of who was traveling abroad in those days? What happened to that record?

I think that's the record gap or something.

I forget, because it wasn't worth allotting brain cells for.

48 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:31:42pm

re: #45 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

Maybe Soros bought the airline temporarily just to make sure...
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SOME1 CALL ALECKS JONEZ NAO!!!

49 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:32:38pm

re: #8 Ogami Itto

Was Obama's mother ever in Kenya at any point in her life. I'm genuinely curious.

Doesn't matter, he was born there anyway. . . .

/:0

50 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:34:10pm

re: #46 ggt

Hey all!

I think we could have guessed the artist wasn't an Obama fan.

How is everyone?

Looking through photos and resizing some so that I can use them in comments. Example:

Cat and Horse

51 Vicious Babushka  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:34:36pm

One Nation Under Cthulhu

52 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:34:54pm

re: #29 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I think WKA only states that those who are born on the US soil are natural born citizens. It doesn't state that those who are not born on the US soil can never be nbc. But do correct me with quotes if I'm wrong.

Here it is:

A person born out of the jurisdiction of the United States can only become a citizen by being naturalized, either by treaty, as in the case [p703] of the annexation of foreign territory, or by authority of Congress, exercised either by declaring certain classes of persons to be citizens, as in the enactments conferring citizenship upon foreign-born children of citizens, or by enabling foreigners individually to become citizens by proceedings in the judicial tribunals, as in the ordinary provisions of the naturalization acts.

53 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:36:08pm

re: #34 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

if you want a GREAT GAME in the classic Dungeon Master step-3d style, go buy Legend of Grimrock, a lot of my game dev friends/acquaintances are really loving it

No Mac version even though its Steam? Oh well.

54 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:36:21pm

Why are people wasting so many resources on the birth of Obama. Geez, it's like he is the 2nd coming or something . . . .

55 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:37:16pm

The only thing worse than kitsch pretending to be art is racist kitsch pretending to be art.

56 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:37:59pm

re: #53 William Barnett-Lewis

No Mac version even though its Steam? Oh well.

there's always bootcamp! But yeah, indies don't always have the resources to port their games

57 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:38:23pm

re: #55 freetoken

The only thing worse than kitsch pretending to be art is racist kitsch pretending to be art.

How about...

Holy Cow!

58 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:39:49pm

re: #50 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

Looking through photos and resizing some so that I can use them in comments. Example:

Cat and Horse

I take it they're having a spat and aren't talking to each other.

59 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:40:37pm

re: #57 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

How about...

Holy Cow!

Looks like a left fielder to me.

60 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:40:38pm

re: #58 Folded Flat

I take it they're having a spat and aren't talking to each other.

Upset about getting ignored in favor of "Moose and Squirrel".
:)

61 researchok  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:41:32pm

re: #55 freetoken

I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but why is the painting racist?

I agree the guy is a lowlifer idiot birther (and then some), but the subject matter of the painting is pretty standard partisan stupidity. Recall the reams written on George W Bush as a violator of the constitution.

Again, I take no issue with the characterization of the guy as a moron but as far s the painting goes, I just don't see it as anything else other than stupid.

62 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:49:38pm

re: #61 researchok

I was reacting in particular to some of McNaughton's other work, such as the "white" Jesus linked earlier.

63 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:49:52pm

re: #61 researchok

I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but why is the painting racist?

I agree the guy is a lowlifer idiot birther (and then some), but the subject matter of the painting is pretty standard partisan stupidity. Recall the reams written on George W Bush as a violator of the constitution.

Again, I take no issue with the characterization of the guy as a moron but as far s the painting goes, I just don't see it as anything else other than stupid.

Since socialsim is currently understood as "equality for all"--it is interpreted as racism.

64 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:51:06pm

re: #56 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

there's always bootcamp! But yeah, indies don't always have the resources to port their games

Heh. Bootcamp is a bigger problem masquerading as a solution. I suppose I could try virtualization or such, but I'll hope they sell enough copies to port it over.

65 Obdicut  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:51:56pm

re: #61 researchok

I don't think this one is racist. I think his many Aryan heaven/Jesus ones are pretty racist, as is the one with Obama putting everyone in chains. And of course, his being a birther is racist.

66 researchok  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:52:55pm

re: #62 freetoken

Gotcha.

When I saw that image, I also though the emphasis was more on the white than the Jesus,

67 researchok  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:54:35pm

re: #65 Obdicut

I wasn't discounting that. I was referring specifically to the image.

I'd have to agree that the continued obsession with birther thing is firmly rooted in racism.

68 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:55:09pm

re: #52 aagcobb

Here it is:

OK, that may be so, but it's inapplicable anyway. See:

Scribd Document

The weight of legal and historical authority indicates that the term “natural born” citizen would
mean a person who is entitled to U.S. citizenship “by birth” or “at birth,” either by being born
“in” the United States and under its jurisdiction, even those born to alien parents; by being born
abroad to U.S. citizen-parents; or by being born in other situations meeting legal requirements for
U.S. citizenship “at birth.” Such term, however, would not include a person who was not a U.S.
citizen by birth or at birth, and who was thus born an “alien” required to go through the legal
process of “naturalization” to become a U.S. citizen

See the section about children born abroad, specifically.

Therefore the US Code comes into play. Under it, Obama's mother was 18 and did not meet the legal residency requirement of the time; so her child would not qualify as a citizen if born outside the US to her non-citizen husband.

HOWEVER Obama Sr. was a bigamist, so it can be argued legally that Obama was born outside of wedlock. And for children born outside of wedlock the mother's period of residency standard doesn't apply for some reason.

69 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:56:21pm

re: #68 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

The point is, still, it's not as straightforward as "his mother was an NBC, so was he".

70 Obdicut  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:56:51pm

re: #69 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

It's as straightforward as "He was born in Hawai'i, why the hell would she have gone to Kenya anyway" though.

71 researchok  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:57:35pm

re: #65 Obdicut

Reminds me a bit of Art of The Third Reich

The subtext of the superior Aryan, inferior 'others' etc.

72 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:58:20pm

re: #70 Obdicut

It's as straightforward as "He was born in Hawai'i, why the hell would she have gone to Kenya anyway" though.

But this has no relation to the hypothetical at hand, namely, what would be if he was born in Kenya after all.

73 thatthatisis  Thu, May 31, 2012 4:58:38pm

re: #27 aagcobb

You said

Thus a child born to US citizens overseas could be a citizen by birth in accordance with the United States Code, but would not be a natural born citizen. Don't take my word for it, Google the opinion and read it for yourself.

If what you say is true, how could George Romney have run for president? He was born in Mexico of two American citizens.

74 Stanghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:00:03pm

re: #70 Obdicut

It's as straightforward as "He was born in Hawai'i, why the hell would she have gone to Kenya anyway" though.

As my own anicdote to this utter BS, I go back to the son of the Dr. That delivered Obama (discovered w/the release of the long form) and his surprised, proud statement.

75 Ben G. Hazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:00:18pm

re: #61 researchok

I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but why is the painting racist?

I agree the guy is a lowlifer idiot birther (and then some), but the subject matter of the painting is pretty standard partisan stupidity. Recall the reams written on George W Bush as a violator of the constitution.

Again, I take no issue with the characterization of the guy as a moron but as far s the painting goes, I just don't see it as anything else other than stupid.

It's all about mood and framing the subject: note how the Aryan Jesus prints, for the most part, have light backgrounds and are relatively positive. Then, notice the "Obama burning the Constitution" print is dark and foreboding; McNaughton should have went all out and made his Bizarro Obama a fucking vampire, complete with fangs dripping blood.

76 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:00:23pm

re: #73 thatthatisis

You said

If what you say is true, how could George Romney have run for president? He was born in Mexico of two American citizens.

Well, what he said is partially true, in that WKA seems to have excluded that, but that by itself doesn't mean this still holds true. Lots of other decisions were taken and laws passed since then, so WKA doesn't control the "born abroad" issue, only "born inside" issue.

77 Vicious Babushka  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:01:23pm

Who made the Cthulhu spoof of the McNaughton painting? That is absolutely brilliant.

78 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:03:03pm

Just perusing the previous thread.

For Real? Raelism

79 gwangung  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:03:08pm

re: #47 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I think that's the record gap or something.

I forget, because it wasn't worth allotting brain cells for.

Really? Gap in State Department records? Or something else?

And there's the ban on flying by women in their seventh month of pregnancy and later....

80 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:03:16pm

re: #77 Learned Mother of Zion

Who made the Cthulhu spoof of the McNaughton painting? That is absolutely brilliant.

Or is the McNaughton painting a spoof of the Cthulu one, hm? Hmm?

/

81 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:04:49pm

re: #78 ggt

Just perusing the previous thread.

For Real? Raelism

Umm, excuse me, but I am disgusted that you would make fun of someone else's religion. We don't look kindly upon that, missy!

82 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:05:05pm

re: #75 Gitarzan

... Then, notice the "Obama burning the Constitution" print is dark and foreboding; ...

Hmmm... just like that black stick figure in the shadows in Romney's misspelled app picture.

83 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:05:33pm

re: #81 It's a cookbook!

Umm, excuse me, but I am disgusted that you would make fun of someone else's religion. We don't look kindly upon that, missy!

Sounds like a scam to me!

84 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:07:19pm

re: #82 freetoken

Hmmm... just like that black stick figure in the shadows in Romney's misspelled app picture.

I was framed

85 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:07:22pm

re: #83 ggt

Sounds like a scam to me!

O.O

How dare you! We do not tolerate offending others like that 'round here! Some of us may very well be related to Raelians! I bet you didn't think of that, did you?

Consider my feathers ruffled!

86 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:07:47pm

re: #73 thatthatisis

You said

If what you say is true, how could George Romney have run for president? He was born in Mexico of two American citizens.

According to Wong Kim Ark, he wasn't eligible. However, I also believe that the decision of the electoral college is not subject to judicial review. Therefore, if 270 electors had voted George Romney president, he would've been president, even though technically he was no more eligible than Schwarzenegger.

87 Stanghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:09:10pm

Oh, the ESPN dude assigned to the spelling bee.

88 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:09:36pm

I think the constant hatred is starting to rot their brains:

89 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:02pm

re: #88 Charles Johnson

I think the constant hatred is starting to rot their brains:

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Wait, the stalkers know what ethics are?

90 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:03pm

Attention, my hardcore followers and flying monkeys! Abandon all ethics NOW! Prepare to deploy... on my signal...

91 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:10pm

re: #85 It's a cookbook!

O.O

How dare you! We do not tolerate offending others like that 'round here! Some of us may very well be related to Raelians! I bet you didn't think of that, did you?

Consider my feathers ruffled!

Here is another

There is so much I prefer not to understand.

92 Mentis Fugit  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:22pm

re: #40 SpaceJesus

"gott mit uns" - mcnaughton and conservatives everywhere

Romney's new slogan: Got Mittens?

And everything about McNaughton screams one thing to me: NARCISSIST.

"McNaughton Fine Art"? The conviction that his technically competent but spiritually empty work is filled with deep and subtle meaning? This is a man who, to coin the words of the immortal Edmund Blackadder, wouldn't know "subtle" if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord.

He is, in our Antipodean vernacular, thoroughly up himself.

93 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:51pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Attention, my hardcore followers and flying monkeys! Abandon all ethics NOW! Prepare to deploy... on my signal...

Laser Cat

Laser Cat powered up and ready to target!

94 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:11:52pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Attention, my hardcore followers and flying monkeys! Abandon all ethics NOW! Prepare to deploy... on my signal...

Will we get our Zionist Bonus Checks before deployment or after?

95 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:12:16pm

re: #91 ggt

Here is another

There is so much I prefer not to understand.

Harumph! These are deeply held beliefs! Who are any of us to denigrate them?!?

96 Digital Display  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:12:20pm

What up Lizards? I have 2 legs left to travel for vacation this year..The most important is to pick up little Winston from Aunt Peggie on the way home to Oklahoma.. I've had a great time..Visiting the lake house..Fishing, boating and drinking beer..( I need to learn how to drive the boat better, I have little real experience..Open Beer go faster ) Visited Indy and watched the race with my buddies. A couple of great sports parties. It's been great..How are you folks?

97 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:06pm

re: #94 ggt

Will we get our Zionist Bonus Checks before deployment or after?

The ethical thing would be to pay us for our hard work so yeah... sucks to be us.

98 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:37pm

re: #95 It's a cookbook!

Harumph! These are deeply held beliefs! Who are any of us to denigrate them?!?

Hey, there is no law against bad taste!

99 Ben G. Hazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:42pm

re: #88 Charles Johnson

I think the constant hatred is starting to rot their brains:

[Embedded content]

Really, RWNJs, just really?

Ten pounds of stupid in a five-pound bag...

100 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:42pm

re: #96 HoosierHoops

What up Lizards?

We're preparing to deploy in OPERATION TWITTER VI.

You're in squadron 3. Suit up.

101 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:48pm

re: #96 HoosierHoops

What up Lizards? I have 2 legs left to travel for vacation this year..The most important is to pick up little Winston from Aunt Peggie on the way home to Oklahoma.. I've had a great time..Visiting the lake house..Fishing, boating and drinking beer..( I need to learn how to drive the boat better, I have little real experience..Open Beer go faster ) Visited Indy and watched the race with my buddies. A couple of great sports parties. It's been great..How are you folks?

Uhhh... how many did you start off with, MutantHoops?

/

102 researchok  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:13:57pm

re: #82 freetoken

I see it (somewhat. The guy is no Rembrandt. Or even Kincaide) in the Jesus prints/images but not in this image.

I see it as a 'use of light' thing. If you want to highlight fire, the background ought to be dark.

103 jaunte  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:01pm

re: #88 Charles Johnson

Hardcore screenshots of PRUFE!

104 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:07pm

re: #68 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

OK, that may be so, but it's inapplicable anyway. See:

[Link: www.scribd.com...]

See the section about children born abroad, specifically.

Therefore the US Code comes into play. Under it, Obama's mother was 18 and did not meet the legal residency requirement of the time; so her child would not qualify as a citizen if born outside the US to her non-citizen husband.

HOWEVER Obama Sr. was a bigamist, so it can be argued legally that Obama was born outside of wedlock. And for children born outside of wedlock the mother's period of residency standard doesn't apply for some reason.

I'm sure Jack Maskell is a fine attorney, however his opinion about the Constitution doesn't outweigh that of the SCOTUS. Natural born and naturalized are mutually exclusive paths to citizenship; if your citizenship depends on an Act of Congress, then you are naturalized and not natural born.

105 Varek Raith  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:15pm

re: #100 freetoken

We're preparing to deploy in OPERATION TWITTER VI.

You're in squadron 3. Suit up.

I'll fire up the mass driver!

106 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:17pm

re: #100 freetoken

We're preparing to deploy in OPERATION TWITTER VI.

You're in squadron 3. Suit up.

Red 5 standing by.

107 Targetpractice  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:37pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

Attention, my hardcore followers and flying monkeys! Abandon all ethics NOW! Prepare to deploy... on my signal...

"At my signal, unleash hell."

//

108 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:14:57pm

I think they should just call him "Baby"

109 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:15:20pm

re: #104 aagcobb

You're assuming you have a full picture since WKA before you. I will assume CRS knows more than you do.

110 Varek Raith  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:17:44pm

Whoops...
[Link: lightyears.blogs.cnn.com...]

111 Targetpractice  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:19:13pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

Whoops...
[Link: lightyears.blogs.cnn.com...]

Well, guess I can cancel my weekend plans.

///

112 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:19:32pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

Whoops...
[Link: lightyears.blogs.cnn.com...]

I don't know. Somehow I think providing the market what it wants isn't always a good thing. WE could self-fulfilling prophecy ourselves into the end of everything. I'm getting tired of the dystopia futures, the exorcism and end-times bull shit.

113 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:20:02pm

Since the IPO has everyone's facebook been glitchy, or just mine?

114 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:21:50pm

My kid got a job!!!! One he can keep while he is going to school!!!!!

I'm so relieved, he is handling the world just fine.

115 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:22:04pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

Whoops...
[Link: lightyears.blogs.cnn.com...]

And right after the warranty runs out of course!

116 erik_t  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:22:21pm

Whoa. Walmart quits ALEC.

"Previously, we expressed our concerns about ALEC's decision to weigh in on issues that stray from its core mission 'to advance the Jeffersonian principles of free markets,'" Maggie Sans, Wal-Mart vice president of public affairs and government relations... "We feel that the divide between these activities and our purpose as a business has become too wide. To that end, we are suspending our membership in ALEC."

Joe Biden thinks this is a big fucking deal.

117 Stanghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:23:11pm

re: #96 HoosierHoops

What up Lizards? I have 2 legs left to travel for vacation this year..The most important is to pick up little Winston from Aunt Peggie on the way home to Oklahoma.. I've had a great time..Visiting the lake house..Fishing, boating and drinking beer..( I need to learn how to drive the boat better, I have little real experience..Open Beer go faster ) Visited Indy and watched the race with my buddies. A couple of great sports parties. It's been great..How are you folks?

ESPN spelling bee. You are missing out!!

118 wrenchwench  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:23:59pm

Image: tumblr_m4tswcgH571qk6lmzo1_500.jpg

More here.

119 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:25:38pm

I feel the need to defend LDS artists.

Here are the results of the tri-yearly church art competition. You will notice a distinct lack of burning constitutions.

[Link: history.lds.org...]

120 celticdragon  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:27:47pm

I keep looking at that bizarre painting of Christ holding the constitution. I think I see Han Solo behind Abe Lincoln and Emperor Palpatine on the far right.

Also, I remember that worthless idiot Ben Shapiro from Townhall.com. Last thing I read of his, he advocated the abolition of the FAA since it was cutting into airline profits with their safety requirements. He insisted the free market would take care of any company that killed off a bunch of passengers with poor safety practices. Nice to know.

121 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:29:23pm

re: #119 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I refuse to conjecture what this image
Image: 2_3.jpg
means for gay marriage.

122 jaunte  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:31:12pm

Meet Bill: The 91-Year-Old Decorated WWII Veteran Targeted By Florida Governor Rick Scott’s Voter Purge

...This decorated World War II veteran is just one of hundreds of fully eligible U.S. citizens being targeted by Governor Scott’s massive voter purge just prior to this year’s election, according to data obtained from Florida election officials by ThinkProgress. The purge list, according to an analysis by the Miami Herald, targets mostly Democrats and Hispanics.

123 erik_t  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:31:29pm

re: #120 celticdragon

He insisted the free market would take care of any company that killed off a bunch of passengers with poor safety practices. Nice to know.

This method worked great for Union Carbide. Less so for the Indians.

124 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:31:54pm

re: #120 celticdragon

I keep looking at that bizarre painting of Christ holding the constitution. I think I see Han Solo behind Abe Lincoln and Emperor Palpatine on the far right.

Also, I remember that worthless idiot Ben Shapiro from Townhall.com. Last thing I read of his, he advocated the abolition of the FAA since it was cutting into airline profits with their safety requirements. He insisted the free market would take care of any company that killed off a bunch of passengers with poor safety practices. Nice to know.

The free market? Does he mean the free market where money can sway a court decision? Or the free market where the bean counters consider it cheaper to settle than to fix the problem? Or the free market where tragic death isn't prevented it's planned for? Or the free market where his kids aren't the ones killed.

125 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:32:34pm

re: #121 freetoken

I refuse to conjecture what this image
Image: 2_3.jpg
means for gay marriage.

The least he could do is give the guy a reach-around.

126 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:33:34pm

re: #121 freetoken

I refuse to conjecture what this image
Image: 2_3.jpg
means for gay marriage.

You could post the entire artwork.

127 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:36:21pm

re: #126 Mostly sane, most of the time.

You could post the entire artwork.

1. It wouldn't be as interesting as letting our brains fill in the rest.
2. It's not directly linkable.

128 Patricia Kayden  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:37:24pm

Ed Schultz just reported that the Justice Department is demanding that Florida stop purging its rolls. Good news. Let the Repubs work harder to steal the elections.

129 Four More Tears  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:39:00pm

re: #128 Patricia Kayden

Ed Schultz just reported that the Justice Department is demanding that Florida stop purging its rolls. Good news. Let the Repubs work harder to steal the elections.

Outrage! Feds something something! STATES RIGHTS! FREEDUMB!

130 Targetpractice  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:39:11pm

re: #128 Patricia Kayden

Ed Schultz just reported that the Justice Department is demanding that Florida stop purging its rolls. Good news. Let the Repubs work harder to steal the elections.

Right-wing blogs tomorrow: "Holder Keeps Undead Voters On Rolls!"

131 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:40:13pm

re: #127 freetoken

1. It wouldn't be as interesting as letting our brains fill in the rest.
2. It's not directly linkable.

Well, yes, but I believe that artwork depicts the baptism of Christ, and John the Baptist is gazing at the Dove descending from Heaven.

132 PhillyPretzel  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:40:33pm

re: #122 jaunte

That is awful. This gentleman fought for this nation and he is being told he is not a citizen. What proof do they have? This is ridiculous.

133 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:41:34pm

re: #104 aagcobb

In fact, this Congressional Research Service report discusses this very issue at some length, both in general and in how it applied to McCain.

134 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:42:57pm

Latest Funny or Die:

FunnyOrDie Video
135 celticdragon  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:44:14pm

re: #124 Folded Flat

The free market? Does he mean the free market where money can sway a court decision? Or the free market where the bean counters consider it cheaper to settle than to fix the problem? Or the free market where tragic death isn't prevented it's planned for? Or the free market where his kids aren't the ones killed.

I think he meant the free market where "tort reform" bans almost all liability lawsuits (like when the fucking engine falls off of a DC-10 and kills 300 people because the maintenance workers didn't use an engine stand during repairs and cracked the mounting bolts!) and replaces them with binding arbitration controlled by companies with deep pockets. You know...where the game is rigged against you from the beginning and you know it going in.

136 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:44:55pm

re: #131 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Did you notice what happened to the crowds?

They're all gone.

It's just two guys in a river, embracing.

But I failed at art criticism, so it could just be me.

137 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:51:13pm

re: #136 freetoken

Did you notice what happened to the crowds?

They're all gone.

It's just two guys in a river, embracing.

But I failed at art criticism, so it could just be me.

LDS depictions of the baptism of Christ never include crowds on the riverbank. I would assume everyone wants to stand on the side of the river they were facing, which would mean they would be next to the "observer" that our artist puts himself in the place of.

138 aagcobb  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:51:51pm

re: #133 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

In fact, this Congressional Research Service report discusses this very issue at some length, both in general and in how it applied to McCain.

Sure, but Wong Kim Ark is a SCOTUS decision which is being cited as precedent in recent cases involving Obama's eligibility, such as Ankeny v. Governor of Indiana. I read the Report, and I don't find it terribly convincing in light of Justice Gray's opinion in Wong Kim Ark. However, as I said above concerning George Romney, I think the Constitution delegates to the Electoral College, and not the Courts, the authority to determine who is eligible for the Presidency, so if the electors chose George Romney or John McCain for President, I would not second-guess their decision on that basis.

139 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:52:13pm

re: #119 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I feel the need to defend LDS artists.

Here are the results of the tri-yearly church art competition. You will notice a distinct lack of burning constitutions.

[Link: history.lds.org...]

Mcnaughton is a painter, but he's not an artist, he's a businessman :D

140 dragonath  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:52:39pm

re: #121 freetoken

That artist must have REALLY liked Mary Blair!

141 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:53:27pm

Well I'm seriously bummed.

My wife and I had a fight Tuesday and haven't spoken to one another since. There was a lot of shit said that I'm not sure can be forgotten, and some serious incompatibilities brought up that likely can't be corrected. Things that we've tried several times to change but obviously failed.

So it looks like I'll be leaving at the end of June.

I'm just sitting here in the basement looking at all my 'stuff' and realizing most of it will have to be packed up and stored somewhere until I can find a place big enough to house it and frankly I'm heading into that dark place where all I want to do is sleep. It's going to be tough to get up and go to work every day, and even tougher to pack shit up.

There's no way she can afford to rent this place on her own, so I'm worried about our two cats.

Life sure the hell isn't simple, is it?

142 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:54:27pm

re: #141 Folded Flat

aw geez :(

143 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:55:12pm

re: #142 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

aw geez :(

Yah. Shit happens.

144 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:55:54pm

re: #140 Be Zorch, Daddio

It does have that Disney feel to it.

145 b_snark  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:56:02pm

I'm going to head out to grab a greasy cheeseburger. I'll talk to you later.

146 celticdragon  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:56:29pm

Damn. :(

Before throwing in the towel, see a good counselor in joint and seperate sessions and try to see if this can be salvaged. Just my two cents. Sending all my good thoughts to you.

147 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:57:51pm

re: #137 Mostly sane, most of the time.

LDS depictions of the baptism of Christ never include crowds on the riverbank.

Which is interesting in itself, as that basically means that the drawer/painter does not intend to represent reality in the first place.

148 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:59:33pm

re: #138 aagcobb

Sure, but Wong Kim Ark is a SCOTUS decision which is being cited as precedent in recent cases involving Obama's eligibility, such as Ankeny v. Governor of Indiana.

Yes, the jus soli part is being cited, because it hasn't been modified in any form by any court in any subsequent decisions. This has exactly zero to do with the matter we're discussing, namely, the children born abroad.

I read the Report, and I don't find it terribly convincing in light of Justice Gray's opinion in Wong Kim Ark.

Your opinion does not sound terribly convincing compared to actual arguments by a Congressional Research Service expert. (Especially as you ignored the subsequent SCOTUS cases that the report cited, which override WKA in this limited respect anyhow, but not only because of that.)

Find a mainstream expert that agrees with you. Citing a bare SCOTUS case without analysis in light of legit opposing arguments is not a strong argument.

However, as I said above concerning George Romney, I think the Constitution delegates to the Electoral College, and not the Courts, the authority to determine who is eligible for the Presidency, so if the electors chose George Romney or John McCain for President, I would not second-guess their decision on that basis.

That is rather irrelevant to the question of eligibility. Both Romney and McCain were eligible.

149 dragonfire1981  Thu, May 31, 2012 5:59:53pm

OT, but has anyone been following the (in my opinion) silly controversy over this picture of two female servicemembers breastfeeding in uniform?

(Possibly NSFW depending on how you feel about breastfeeding pics)

Image: breastfeeding_10.jpg

I think it's ridiculous that people have a problem with breastfeeding. As long as the mother is being respectful of others while doing it I see no problem with it whatsoever. I see a lot of positive, and very little if any negative, in this picture.

150 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:01:27pm

Heh.

[Link: www.mcnaughtonart.com...]

Jewish Priest

Here kneels a Jewish Priest, wearing his prayer shawl and, holding the Holy Torah. He confidently expounds the deeper doctrines of the Law. The entire Five Books of Moses, with all their temple covenants and rituals pointed explicitly to the Messiah...and they could not see Him. One of the great tragedies of world history was that the Jews crucified their own Messiah who had come to save them. "O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stoneth them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!" (Matt 23:37)

151 celticdragon  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:02:56pm

re: #149 dragonfire1981

OT, but has anyone been following the (in my opinion) silly controversy over this picture of two female servicemembers breastfeeding in uniform?

(Possibly NSFW depending on how you feel about breastfeeding pics)

Image: breastfeeding_10.jpg

I think it's ridiculous that people have a problem with breastfeeding. As long as the mother is being respectful of others while doing it I see no problem with it whatsoever. I see a lot of positive, and very little if any negative, in this picture.

Women in the Air Force aren't supposed to breast feed? Beats me. I see nothing to get excited about.

152 freetoken  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:04:48pm

re: #150 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

In that particular image, zoom in the black guy right behind and above the Jewish Priest, and read McNaughton's verbiage.

153 wrenchwench  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:04:52pm

re: #141 Folded Flat

{{{Mr. Flat Sharp}}}

Take care of yourself. A greasy cheeseburger is a start.

154 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:07:10pm

re: #152 freetoken

Wha?

155 bratwurst  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:11:53pm
156 Vicious Babushka  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:15:01pm

re: #150 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Heh.

[Link: www.mcnaughtonart.com...]

He has Osama Bin Laden standing next to Thomas Jefferson and Hitler next to Henry VIII.

This is another big bunch of WTF crowd scene.

157 Vicious Babushka  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:17:36pm

re: #152 freetoken

In that particular image, zoom in the black guy right behind and above the Jewish Priest, and read McNaughton's verbiage.

MLK Jr.?

158 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:21:09pm

re: #156 Learned Mother of Zion

He has Osama Bin Laden standing next to Thomas Jefferson and Hitler next to Henry VIII.

This is another big bunch of WTF crowd scene.

the lack of depth of field makes it look like he just photoshopped heads together and traced them with a projector

which I would not be surprised to learn that he did

159 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:21:52pm

re: #119 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I feel the need to defend LDS artists.

Here are the results of the tri-yearly church art competition. You will notice a distinct lack of burning constitutions.

[Link: history.lds.org...]

I like this one.

160 dragonath  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:24:00pm

Get this:

"Bush also suggested that Jews, Christians, and Muslims pray to the same god..."

What

re: #158 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

It's like the Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band of Bad Religious Paintings

161 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:25:46pm

re: #160 Be Zorch, Daddio

Get this:

"Bush also suggested that Jews, Christians, and Muslims pray to the same god..."

What

It's like the Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band of Bad Religious Paintings

YES EXACTLY :D

162 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:31:02pm

re: #147 freetoken

Which is interesting in itself, as that basically means that the drawer/painter does not intend to represent reality in the first place.

Allow me to rephrase that. On the opposite riverbank.

All the baptisms I've attended, everyone stood in "front."

163 Ogami Itto  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:31:59pm

I didn't realize so many famous people attended Jesus's crucifixion. O_o

164 HappyBenghazi  Thu, May 31, 2012 6:41:37pm

What a dope. No wonder why Hannity loves him.


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