Joe the Plumber: Bible More Accurate Than Science Books Because It’s Never Been Revised

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In the constant effort to say the dumbest, most ignorant thing ever, Joe takes the lead once more.

How ‘Joe the Plumber Became Joe the Bible Believing Christian’.

Wurzelbacher explained how his pastor, who seems to believe that faith and science are incompatible, noted that while science textbooks have several new editions, the Bible has never been revised. ”Revision Seven.’ He said, ‘now look at the Bible, what does it say’? I said, ‘Holy Bible.’ He said, ‘see any revisions on it Joe’? I said, ‘no.’ He said, ‘the reason why is because this is God’s word…man’s always looking for an answer, that’s why it’s revised.”

Thank God the Bible has never been revised, by anyone, ever.

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