Michele Bachmann’s Hateful Religious Ideology

The worst kind of fundamentalism
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A great column by Frank Bruni on Michele Bachmann’s peculiar hate-filled brand of “Christianity:” The Divine Miss M.

What I find most fascinating about Michele Bachmann — and there are many, many more where she came from — is that she presents herself as a godly woman, humbly devoted to her Christian faith. I’d like to meet that god, and I’d like to understand that Christianity.

Does it call for smearing people on the basis of flimsy conspiracy theories? That’s what Bachmann just did to Huma Abedin, an aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, by essentially suggesting she might be a mole for the Muslim Brotherhood.

Does it endorse scaring young women away from immunizations that could spare them serious illness? Bachmann did that during her memorable presidential campaign, when she blithely drew an unsubstantiated link between a vaccine for the human papillomavirus and mental retardation.

Does it encourage gratuitously divisive condemnations of Barack Obama as “anti-American,” one of many incendiary phrases in her attacks against him in 2008? And does it compel a war against homosexuality waged with the language and illogic she uses?

She has said that gay men and lesbians are dysfunctional products of abuse and agents of “sexual anarchy,” and when the singer and songwriter Melissa Etheridge was battling breast cancer years ago, Bachmann helpfully chimed in: “This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian.”

Bachmann’s concept of Christian love brims with hate, and she has a deep satchel of stones to throw. From what kind of messiah did she learn that?

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35 comments
1 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 10:57:44am

God damn American Muslims: apparently much more politically acceptable than God damn America.

2 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:03:52am

Frank Gaffney Gushes over Bachmann, 'America's Iron Lady'

Fortunately, it turns out that as we confront our time’s most imminent threat to freedom, we have found America’s Iron Lady: Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota. Her Thatcheresque qualities are evident in the fearless and visionary leadership she is providing in opposing Shariah’s most formidable champions, the Muslim Brotherhood.

In particular, Mrs. Bachmann’s training as a tax attorney has prepared her well for the painstaking business of studying and mastering arcane organizational, financial and other relationships that are at the core of the stealthy subversion the Muslim Brotherhood calls “civilization jihad.” Her experience raising 28 kids, counting her own and foster children, has steeled her against the name-calling and worse that have met her efforts to bring those skills to bear to expose and defeat the jihadists, wherever they may be.

3 b_snark (Fact-Checker Extraordinaire)  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:03:54am

What a narrow mind.

Belief in a god, as long as it's the right god, fixes everything.

Bachmann you loon, come back to Earth and learn to live in reality.

4 jaunte  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:06:24am
I know many progressive, big-hearted Christians who rise to that challenge, and it’s wrong for a single Christian label — without asterisk or annotation — to be attached both to them and to the likes of Bachmann.

So maybe it’s time for annotations. Most of us distinguish, rightly, between Muslim extremists and other followers of Islam. Perhaps we should start noting the difference between Christians of real compassion and those of exclusionary spite.

ESChristians

5 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:07:20am

re: #2 Kragar

Frank Gaffney Gushes over Bachmann, 'America's Iron Lady'

I could not hope to pen such masterful satire. It's just awe-inspiring.

This is your GOP, everyone! Who expects Romney to condemn her hateful, intolerant and utterly unsupported attacks?

6 allegro  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:08:25am

re: #5 erik_t

I could not hope to pen such masterful satire. It's just awe-inspiring.

This is your GOP, everyone! Who expects Romney to condemn her hateful, intolerant and utterly unsupported attacks?

I bet he wouldn't say it the same way, though.

7 allegro  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:08:46am

re: #6 allegro

I bet he wouldn't say it the same way, though.

Ack! forgot ///

8 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:09:01am

re: #6 allegro

I bet he wouldn't say it the same way, though.

"Those are not the terms I would use."

9 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:10:02am

Moderate Mitt to the Rescue!
...
..
.
*crickets*

10 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:10:21am

She's Christian in the Old Testament sense, one of those who believes that God is a mean ol' bastard who punishes you if you so much as think about straying from the rest of the flock.

11 Neutral President  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:10:59am

re: #2 Kragar

I couldn't think of a worse way to insult Margaret Thatcher than to compare her to a batshit crazy paranoid kook like Bachmann.

12 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:11:40am
13 b_snark (Fact-Checker Extraordinaire)  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:12:08am

re: #10 Targetpractice

She's Christian in the Old Testament sense, one of those who believes that God is a mean ol' bastard who punishes you if you so much as think about straying from the rest of the flock.

Kill the bears, or god will use them to rip us to pieces for being mean to Bachmannites. Self defense!

14 jaunte  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:12:32am

re: #2 Kragar

Her experience raising 28 kids, counting her own and foster children, has steeled her against the name-calling and worse that have met her efforts to bring those skills to bear to expose and defeat the jihadists, wherever they may be.

Is he claiming her kids were foul-mouthed political opponents, or just jihadis?

15 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:12:46am

re: #10 Targetpractice

She's Christian in the Old Testament sense, one of those who believes that God is a mean ol' bastard who punishes you if you so much as think about straying from the rest of the flock.

"Love me or I'll kill you."

16 dragonath  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:14:08am

If they ever find Michelle Bachmann's god, I'd like William Shatner to meet it.

17 Kronocide  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:14:11am

Little difference between Bachmann and Fischer.

Ignorant haters.

18 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:14:36am

re: #16 Fred Galt

If they ever find Michelle Bachmann's god, I'd like William Shatner to meet it.

What does God need with a starship anyway?

/

19 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:15:15am

re: #18 Targetpractice

What does God need with a starship anyway?

/

Mysterious ways and all that jazz.

20 b_snark (Fact-Checker Extraordinaire)  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:15:37am

re: #15 Mattand

"Love me or I'll kill you."

"Love, love me do
You know I hate you
I'll never be true
So please, love me do
Or I'll kill you too"

21 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:16:08am

re: #18 Targetpractice

Puny god. /Hulk.. smash!

22 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:16:09am

I have to disagree with Bruni on one point, though - I think "religious right" is a good label for Bachmann and the many people like her. Their twisted religious ideology is always accompanied by the full slate of right wing craziness, social, political, and personal. These are the people who are running the Republican Party.

23 Neutral President  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:16:47am

re: #18 Targetpractice

What does God need with a starship anyway?

/

Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his ID... that's only for brown people.

24 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:16:59am

re: #16 Fred Galt

If they ever find Michelle Bachmann's god, I'd like William Shatner to meet it.

What does God need with a frothing bigot?

25 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:17:20am

re: #15 Mattand

"Love me or I'll kill you."

Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.

26 b_snark (Fact-Checker Extraordinaire)  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:18:58am

re: #24 erik_t

What does God need with a frothing bigot?

They're all part of the shared brain community we've come to know as Satan.

27 researchok  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:23:06am

Outstanding OpEd

“Before you speak to me about your religion, first show it to me in how you treat other people. Before you tell me how much you love your God, show me in how much you love all His children.”

That's a litmus test we can all live with.

28 blueraven  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:26:40am

OT

Romney is making a foreign policy speech right now to the VFW and is accusing Obama of leaking sensitive classified security secrets.

He also lied saying the 2 special counsels appointed to investigate the leaks are Obama appointees, when in fact one of them is a Bush appointee.

His FP adviser Dan Senor said the same thing earlier on Andrea Mitchell. I was so mad that she didn't call him on it. But then at the end of the interview she did correct him.

Romney's entire campaign is built on a bunch of lies. They are shameless.

29 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:27:11am

re: #22 Charles Johnson

I have to disagree with Bruni on one point, though - I think "religious right" is a good label for Bachmann and the many people like her. Their twisted religious ideology is always accompanied by the full slate of right wing craziness, social, political, and personal. These are the people who are running the Republican Party.

I absolutely cannot wait to the GOP reveal their national platform in a few weeks. It will be a very good indicator of deep the crazy has rooted.

30 Mentis Fugit  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:39:14am

re: #10 Targetpractice

She's Christian in the Old Testament sense, one of those who believes that God is a mean ol' bastard who punishes you if you so much as think about straying from the rest of the flock.

I think of them as Levitichristians.

31 nines09  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:37:32pm

In another time and another place Michele Bachmann would be carrying the banner of The Burning Brand Of Christianity. You know. The kind that burnt. And murdered. And raped. And enslaved. She's "Pre Enlightenment" and proud of it. Liars can be very proud people. I'll bet all of 3 or so GOP Hacks say something against her. She IS the GOP/TP. A vote for any of them is a vote for this mindless creature.

32 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:54:26pm

re: #11 ArchangelMichael

I couldn't think of a worse way to insult Margaret Thatcher than to compare her to a batshit crazy paranoid kook like Bachmann.

Yeah, that. I rarely feel protective of Margaret Thatcher, but this is one of those times.

33 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:55:31pm

re: #16 Fred Galt

If they ever find Michelle Bachmann's god, I'd like William Shatner to meet it.

Already a song about Jerry Falwell's God.

34 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:56:15pm

re: #25 Kragar

Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.

That was a weird movie, but that scene was brilliant.

35 Hercules Grytpype-Thynne  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:03:49pm

re: #30 Mentis Fugit

I think of them as Levitichristians.

I like to think of them as Matthew 7:21-23 Christians, but I have to find a catchier way of phrasing that.

[21] Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
[22] Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
[23] And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.


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