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1 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:27:44am

Romney, RNC: We Did Obama A Favor By Taking Him Out Of Context!

Obama, they insist, should be happy that Republicans selectively edited his speech, because the full context of the president’s remarks on business and government is actually worse.

Romney made this case himself on CNBC Monday night.

“The context is worse than the quote,” Romney said in an exchange with Larry Kudlow. “The context, he says, ‘you know, you think you’ve been successful because you’re smart, but he says a lot of people are smart. You think you’ve been successful because you work hard, a lot of people work hard.’”

Romney returned to the central line of attack — the out-of-context quote that has become a centerpiece of his campaign: that Obama is essentially anti-individual achievement.

2 blueraven  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:28:34am

Re-posted from downstairs and more relevant here

Romney is making a foreign policy speech right now to the VFW and is accusing Obama of leaking sensitive classified security secrets.

He also lied saying the 2 special counsels appointed to investigate the leaks are Obama appointees, when in fact one of them is a Bush appointee.

His FP adviser Dan Senor said the same thing earlier on Andrea Mitchell. I was so mad that she didn't call him on it. But then at the end of the interview she did correct him.

Romney's entire campaign is built on a bunch of lies. They are shameless.

3 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:30:34am

Romney, RNC: We Did Obama A Favor By Taking Him Out Of Context!

Obama, they insist, should be happy that Republicans selectively edited his speech, because the full context of the president’s remarks on business and government is actually worse.

Romney made this case himself on CNBC Monday night.

“The context is worse than the quote,” Romney said in an exchange with Larry Kudlow. “The context, he says, ‘you know, you think you’ve been successful because you’re smart, but he says a lot of people are smart. You think you’ve been successful because you work hard, a lot of people work hard.’”

That's an imaginative take on the "context."

4 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:30:45am

re: #2 blueraven

Re-posted from downstairs and more relevant here

I've never seen a presidential candidate lie as much as Mitt Romney does. I'm not talking about stretching the truth or spinning, I mean outright, in your face lying.

5 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:31:05am

Well of course Romney understands how the economy works! Rich people create jobs, end of story! Has a poor person ever given you a job?!

6 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:31:27am

re: #1 Kragar

Romney made this case himself on CNBC Monday night.

“The context is worse than the quote,” Romney said in an exchange with Larry Kudlow. “The context, he says, ‘you know, you think you’ve been successful because you’re smart, but he says a lot of people are smart. You think you’ve been successful because you work hard, a lot of people work hard.’”

The Big Reveal is... that Obama doesn't think you're each a special little snowflake? When did the GOP become synonymous with that sort of pedantic ego-stroking? I thought they claimed to be all about hard work and bootstraps.

7 Blizard  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:33:41am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

There are enough people who have bought into the lies already, we are past the point of no return. As in at least 2 generations past the point of no return.

Ugh.

8 blueraven  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:34:55am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

I've never seen a presidential candidate lie as much as Mitt Romney does. I'm not talking about stretching the truth or spinning, I mean outright, in your face lying.

I am pissed that the media is not calling them out more about this.
They are a bunch of limp wusses.

9 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:34:58am
10 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:37:53am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

when you have an entire "News" network built on the idea of stretching and distorting the truth then it's easy to make the final leap to outright lying and having people believe it. Sadly the rest of the media is complicit because they don't have the testicular fortitude to call him what he is, a bald-faced shiftless liar.

11 jaunte  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:38:30am

re: #6 erik_t

The Big Reveal is... that Obama doesn't think you're each a special little snowflake? When did the GOP become synonymous with that sort of pedantic ego-stroking? I thought they claimed to be all about hard work and bootstraps.

Reliable political suckup line: tell the voters about how special they are, how God watches what they do approvingly, how hard they've worked, how strong they pulled their own bootstraps.

12 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:40:41am

re: #6 erik_t

The Big Reveal is... that Obama doesn't think you're each a special little snowflake? When did the GOP become synonymous with that sort of pedantic ego-stroking? I thought they claimed to be all about hard work and bootstraps.

Rather, how the rich are all special little snowflakes, who like real snowflakes, are amazingly fragile and melt quickly in the heat of anything but the coldest of tax climes. So we must nurture them and protect them, because one day we might possibly be rich too.

Oh, and they all totally formed on their own, no help whatsoever, and we should celebrate that rather than acknowledging that everything from the cold weather to the condensation in the clouds allowed them to form.

13 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:42:24am

DAMN YOU, LAST WEEK ROMNEY!

Romney Agrees With Obama: Government Does ‘Help You In A Business’

ROMNEY: I know that you recognize a lot of people help you in a business. Perhaps the bank, the investors. There is no question your mom and dad, your school teachers. The people who provide roads, the fire, the police. A lot of people help. But let me ask you this. Did you build your business? If you did, raise your hand. Take that Mr. President! This is what’s happening in this country. These people are entrepreneurs.

14 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:44:10am

re: #13 Kragar

DAMN YOU, LAST WEEK ROMNEY!

Romney Agrees With Obama: Government Does ‘Help You In A Business’

Government only helps you retroactively. You get there by yourself.

15 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:46:58am

"The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together. "

Obama speech at Roanoke Fire Station #1.

This statement seems to be missing from the GOP's narrative.

16 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:48:20am

re: #13 Kragar

DAMN YOU, LAST WEEK ROMNEY!

Romney Agrees With Obama: Government Does ‘Help You In A Business’

Too many Romneys, not enough consistent honesty.

17 jaunte  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:49:00am

He can't build that honesty all by himself.

18 dragonfire1981  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:51:25am

Romney's entire campaign is built on a bunch of lies. .

Edited for accuracy.

19 prairiefire  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:52:03am

Chomp into that pork chop and don't let go! Referring to this issue, not Ms Cutter.

20 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:52:11am

And awhile back, he was telling folks that you could just borrow $20,000 from your folks to start your own business. Guess that doesn't qualify as "help" either.

21 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:55:02am

re: #20 Targetpractice

And awhile back, he was telling folks that you could just borrow $20,000 from your folks to start your own business. Guess that doesn't qualify as "help" either.

Not if it gets paid back!!1!

22 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:55:45am

Are they really going to release 2-3 new ads everyday or is this just the backlog from last week when they decided to take a break for the Colorado shooting?

23 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:57:20am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

The Japanese are expert roboticists.
Which makes Mitt an illegal!

24 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:57:58am

re: #23 Varek Raith

The Japanese are expert roboticists.
Which makes Mitt an illegal!

An illegal what?

25 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:58:24am

re: #24 b_sharp

An illegal what?

...
Dammit!

26 blueraven  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 11:59:29am

re: #22 Killgore Trout

Are they really going to release 2-3 new ads everyday or is this just the backlog from last week when they decided to take a break for the Colorado shooting?

I hope they continue calling out the lies of Mitt Romney. As long as he keeps providing them material, they should keep this up.

27 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:01:23pm

re: #26 blueraven

I hope they continue calling out the lies of Mitt Romney. As long as he keeps providing them material, they should keep this up.

I don't think the Obama campaign management is stupid.

28 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:02:53pm

re: #23 Varek Raith

The Japanese are expert roboticists.
Which makes Mitt an illegal!

Come now, Willard's not from Japan. I distinctly remember seeing the Cyberdyne Systems logo on the back of his neck.

/

29 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:03:21pm

re: #28 Targetpractice

Come now, Willard's not from Japan. I distinctly remember seeing the Cyberdyne Systems logo on the back of his neck.

/

OCP.

30 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:04:29pm

re: #29 Varek Raith

OCP.

Weyland Yutani.

31 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:04:50pm

re: #30 Kragar

Weyland Yutani.

Umbrella Corp.

32 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:05:10pm

re: #31 Varek Raith

Umbrella Corp.

Blue Sun.

33 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:05:11pm

re: #29 Varek Raith

OCP.

Willard's an Obsessive Compulsive Prima donna?

34 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:05:47pm

re: #30 Kragar

Tyrell Corporation

35 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:06:13pm

re: #34 lawhawk

Tyrell Corporation

RobCo

36 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:06:37pm

re: #35 Kragar

RobCo

RepConn

37 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:06:50pm

re: #30 Kragar

Weyland Yutani.

Romney and "More Human than Human" really don't go together.

At very least he's a Nexus-4 or earlier model.

38 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:06:58pm

re: #35 Kragar

RobCo

Cheap shot.
:P

39 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:07:58pm

re: #37 The Ghost of a Flea

Romney and "More Human than Human" really don't go together.

At very least he's a Nexus-4 or earlier model.

He's more like David from Prometheus. You just know something isn't right even before he says anything.

40 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:08:19pm

re: #36 ArchangelMichael

RepConn

Sarif Industries

42 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:09:23pm

re: #40 Targetpractice

Sarif Industries

I bought that game when it first came out and have yet to try it.

43 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:09:30pm

re: #40 Targetpractice

Sarif Industries

Sarif? Don't like it.

44 leftynyc  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:09:34pm

re: #22 Killgore Trout

Are they really going to release 2-3 new ads everyday or is this just the backlog from last week when they decided to take a break for the Colorado shooting?

How about an ad for every single lie romeny tells? Fortunately for him, there aren't enough hours in the day.

45 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:09:41pm

re: #39 ArchangelMichael

He's more like David from Prometheus. You just know something isn't right even before he says anything.

The replicants are just the right height.

46 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:10:14pm

re: #42 ArchangelMichael

I bought that game when it first came out and have yet to try it.

That's alright, I got 'bout halfway and still haven't finished it.

47 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:10:15pm

re: #42 ArchangelMichael

I bought that game when it first came out and have yet to try it.

Got it on sale, played the first zone and hated it.

48 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:11:16pm

re: #47 Kragar

Got it on sale, played the first zone and hated it.

DE:HE?

49 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:15:16pm

re: #48 Varek Raith

DE:HE?

Whatever the latest one was.

50 Sinistershade  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:16:05pm

re: #40 Targetpractice

Yoyodyne

51 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:16:08pm

re: #49 Kragar

Whatever the latest one was.

Yeah, I didn't care for it either.

52 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:16:55pm

re: #50 Sinistershade

Yoyodyne

No matter where you go...

53 Sinistershade  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:17:31pm

re: #52 Mattand

Laugh-a while you can, monkeyboy!

54 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:18:21pm

re: #50 Sinistershade

Yoyodyne

BooTAY! BigbooTAY!

55 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:18:38pm

re: #54 Targetpractice

BooTAY! BigbooTAY!

*BLAM*

56 Jack Burton  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:18:53pm

re: #52 Mattand

No matter where you go...

Why is there a watermelon there?

57 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:20:09pm

re: #56 ArchangelMichael

Why is there a watermelon there?

I'll tell you later.

58 freetoken  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:25:47pm

Chait takes on what is to me one of Romney's worse flaws:

Mitt Still Against Apologies Other Than to Him

59 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:26:37pm

How super PACs are saving Mitt Romney

Roughly 80 percent of all ad spending by Republicans on the general election has come from these super PACs, as Romney has expended a relatively meager $35 million to date on ads in swing states, according to ad buy figures provided to the Fix by a GOP media buyer.

By contrast, the $20 million that Democratic super PACs have spent on ads so far in the general election accounts for just 19 percent of total ad spending on the Democratic side.

---

But, wait, there’s more.

Republican outside groups have spent seven times as much as their Democratic counterparts on ads so far in the general election. In fact, the two-pronged American Crossroads (a super PAC) and Crossroads GPS (a 501c4) have spent in excess of $94 million on TV ads — approximately five times as much as Democratic super PACs have spent combined. And that $94 million is roughly two and a half times more than Romney himself has spent on ads in the general election to date.

Taken together, the Romney campaign and the panoply of Republican outside groups have spent $179 million on swing state advertising so far in the general election, while Obama and his aligned outside groups have shelled out $128 million.

60 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:28:12pm

re: #59 The Ghost of a Flea

How super PACs are saving Mitt Romney

Thank you, Justice Kennedy.

///

62 dragonfire1981  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:35:27pm

re: #59 The Ghost of a Flea

How super PACs are saving Mitt Romney

It's like I said earlier, 2012 will provide an interesting case study on whether it really is possible to "Buy" the Presidency.

63 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:38:24pm
64 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:42:32pm
65 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:42:55pm

re: #63 Varek Raith

HAHAHAHAHA

"Hey guys, what 'cha eating?

66 boredtechindenver  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:49:22pm

re: #30 Kragar

Weyland Yutani.

Tessier-Ashpool

67 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:50:53pm

re: #66 boredtechindenver

Tessier-Ashpool

Whoa, talk 'bout old school cyberpunk.

68 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:51:01pm

Just when I think I've heard the dumbest idea ever, someone comes along and tops it.

Virtual war: Jeanne Shaheen vs. Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.) — polar opposites on the political scale — are set to “Thunderclap” on Tuesday and part of the point, it seems, is to see who’s got the most “thunderclapping” fans.

“Thunderclapping,” is technology that encourages the online masses to repeat the same message via Twitter and Facebook, at the same time (“crowd-speaking” is the technical term for it).

And the Beck vs. Shaheen match is being billed by De-De, which runs the Thunderclap platform, as the first “social media duel.”

Wouldn't a thunderdome be vastly more entertaining?

69 dragonfire1981  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:52:23pm

re: #68 Kragar

Just when I think I've heard the dumbest idea ever, someone comes along and tops it.

Virtual war: Jeanne Shaheen vs. Glenn Beck

Wouldn't a thunderdome be vastly more entertaining?

And more profitable, most likely.

70 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:53:28pm

re: #66 boredtechindenver

Tessier-Ashpool

Cerberus Corporation

71 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:53:34pm

re: #68 Kragar

Just when I think I've heard the dumbest idea ever, someone comes along and tops it.

Virtual war: Jeanne Shaheen vs. Glenn Beck

Wouldn't a thunderdome be vastly more entertaining?

Can't we get beyond thunderdome?

/

72 Four More Tears  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:53:56pm

Bright side: real estate in Greenland will be so much more lucrative without all of that ice covering it up.

Greenland Ice Melt, Measured By NASA Satellites, Reaches Unprecedented Level

73 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:54:29pm

re: #70 Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Cerberus Corporation

Raven Microcybernetics

74 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:55:34pm

re: #73 Kragar

Raven Microcybernetics

Stark Industries

75 Big Steve  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:56:53pm

For all you Mitt lovers out there......Mitt in jeans

76 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:57:02pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Stark Industries

Aperture Science

77 jaunte  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:57:28pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Presteign of Presteign

78 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:58:31pm

re: #76 Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Aperture Science

Union Aerospace Corporation

79 Four More Tears  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 12:59:05pm

re: #76 Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Aperture Science

Umbrella Corp.

Another explanation for him having the personality of a block of wood.

80 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:00:18pm

The Stepford Men's club

81 Schadenfreude 'r' Us  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:03:07pm

re: #75 Big Steve

For all you Mitt lovers out there...Mitt in jeans

My eyes!

82 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:05:44pm

re: #75 Big Steve

For all you Mitt lovers out there...Mitt in jeans

This guy thinks his strongest current attack is to call Obama a weird not-really-American regular guy.

I don't give a shit about how Romney looks in jeans, but there is certainly some humor to it.

83 Four More Tears  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:10:29pm

Romney defends Obama's record...

If the first six months don't count...

Mitt Romney sat down with CNBC's Larry Kudlow, and made a curious observation. He said voters who want a strong economy should vote for him, but Americans "ought to give, whichever president is going to be elected, at least six months or a year to get those policies in place."
...

But look what happens when we start the clock, as Romney suggests, six months to a year after President Obama was sworn in. In fact, if we don't hold Obama's first year against him, the economy has added over 3.7 million jobs overall during his presidency, and over 4.2 million in the private sector.

That's not the count by my standard; that's the count by Romney's standard.

84 Eventual Carrion  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:14:03pm

re: #83 Mocking Jay

Romney defends Obama's record...

If the first six months don't count...

I believe a newly elected, 1st term president is working with the last presidents budget the first year they are in office.

85 Hercules Grytpype-Thynne  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:14:11pm

re: #83 Mocking Jay

Romney defends Obama's record...

If the first six months don't count...

See, this is the reason Mitt lies. If he can't lie, he's got nothing.

86 dragonath  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:14:17pm

re: #72 Mocking Jay

Bright side: real estate in Greenland will be so much more lucrative without all of that ice covering it up.

Greenland Ice Melt, Measured By NASA Satellites, Reaches Unprecedented Level

One of the overlooked aspects of the Bush Administration is how they were encouraging Greenland's sovereignity from Denmark a few years ago. It's much easier to cut a deal for oil rights with a small 50,000 people nation than it is with the Danish government.

87 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:15:42pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

I've never seen a presidential candidate lie as much as Mitt Romney does. I'm not talking about stretching the truth or spinning, I mean outright, in your face lying.

The great masses of the people are more easily taken in by a big lie than a small one. - Herman Göering

88 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:18:50pm

re: #87 Romantic Heretic

The great masses of the people are more easily taken in by a big lie than a small one. - Herman Göering

Now you've done it, the thread has been Godwinned.

Where's the cleanup crew?

89 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:19:24pm

Ocean Drone Captures Sea Garbage like a Butterfly Net

The world’s oceans are filled with human-generated pollution, particularly plastics – just read about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch to get a general idea about the scope of the problem. Industrial designer Elie Ahovi says he has a solution to the problem. He, along with a team of designers, drew up a concept marine drone designed to capture garbage in the ocean without harming marine life.

The Drone 1-001-1 concept features a steel body construction with composite materials for strength and lightweight operation. Its battery-powered motors are quiet and efficient. Ahovi estimates the drone could remain submerged for about two weeks before needing a charge.

The ocean drone uses an infrasound system to help it navigate away from schools of fish and larger underwater objects. This system emits a sound that irritates fish and other sea creatures helping to keep them from entering into the drone’s netting.

90 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:21:24pm

re: #45 The Ghost of a Flea

The replicants are just the right height.

Except replicants show more emotion than the Romneybot.

91 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:22:24pm

re: #75 Big Steve

For all you Mitt lovers out there...Mitt in jeans

As I get devoured by middle age, I get worried that that is what I look like in jeans now.

92 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:22:42pm

re: #76 Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

Aperture Science

Black Mesa

93 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:24:57pm

re: #91 Mattand

As I get devoured by middle age, I get worried that that is what I look like in jeans now.

I went to two grocery stores this morning. One cashier asked my birthdate for buying wine. The other called me "kiddo". Not sure if looking extra old or extra young today.

94 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:25:12pm

Just saw on MSNBC that Romney called Obama corrupt in his speech, listened to the play back and this isn't a "santorum N moment" he said corrupt.

95 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:25:32pm

Some blogger (not Pam, I'll let you guess) has found a link between James Holmes and radical Islamists!1!ty

96 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:25:49pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

I went to two grocery stores this morning. One cashier asked my birthdate for buying wine. The other called me "kiddo". Not sure if looking extra old or extra young today.

Don't question, just roll with it.

97 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:25:56pm

re: #94 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Just saw on MSNBC that Romney called Obama corrupt in his speech, listened to the play back and this isn't a "santorum N moment" he said corrupt.

Roveriffic.

98 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:26:38pm

re: #67 Targetpractice

Whoa, talk 'bout old school cyberpunk.

To me old school cyberpunk is James H. Schmitz. Gibson was a newcomer on the scene to me.

99 Four More Tears  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:28:10pm

re: #94 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Just saw on MSNBC that Romney called Obama corrupt in his speech, listened to the play back and this isn't a "santorum N moment" he said corrupt.

Show us tax returns, then talk.

100 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:30:01pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

I went to two grocery stores this morning. One cashier asked my birthdate for buying wine. The other called me "kiddo". Not sure if looking extra old or extra young today.

Should've said,

Aww shucks mister/ma'am.

101 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:35:32pm

re: #100 Varek Raith

Should've said,

Aww shucks mister/ma'am.

I always address women as Ma'am. Don't know where I picked up the habit.

102 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:37:29pm

Getting serious here, but if I was American my biggest complaint about Romney is that he isn't American.

I don't mean I'm some sort of opposite Birther who think Romney wasn't born in the States. I mean it is obvious to me that his loyalty lies not with his country but with his class. That class of people that exists in a society of money that is not connected to any nation.

When George Ludwig, Elector of Hanover, became George I of Great Britain he used England's power mostly in the service of Hanover. In the same manner if Romney becomes President he will use the power of the United States mostly in the service of those he holds his loyalty to.

That would not be good.

103 lawhawk  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:38:46pm

re: #95 Learned Mother of Zion

Debbie Schussel. She thinks that the link is use/abuse of federal grants in aid?

Seriously?

104 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:39:03pm

Glad we cleared that up.

I have been critical of the President’s decision to withdraw the surge troops [in Afghanistan] during the fighting season, against the advice of the commanders on the ground. President Obama would have you believe that anyone who disagrees with his decisions is arguing for endless war. But the route to more war – and to potential attacks here at home – is a politically timed retreat.

As president, my goal in Afghanistan will be to complete a successful transition to Afghan security forces by the end of 2014.

Literally the next sentence.

105 brennant  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:41:30pm

re: #104 erik_t

Glad we cleared that up.

Literally the next sentence.

Uh, what?

106 Hercules Grytpype-Thynne  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:43:20pm

re: #104 erik_t

Glad we cleared that up.

Literally the next sentence.

But clearly that wouldn't be a politically timed retreat. It would be timed by something else. Perhaps the RomneyBot's internal CPU clock.

107 Targetpractice  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:44:02pm

re: #104 erik_t

Glad we cleared that up.

Literally the next sentence.

It's the "read between the lines" bit, as usual with Willard. He's not saying he'll have all the troops out, he's just saying he'll turn things over the Afghan military. But you can be sure we'll have troops over there, and there will be plenty of excuses prior to and after 2014 about how we can't bring them home because the military's not sure the Afghans can handle it on their own.

108 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:44:15pm

re: #105 brennant

Uh, what?

Romney is dinging Obama's policy and implying that it weakens us.

And in the next sentence he's saying he's sticking to the drawdown schedule that Obama set.

109 brennant  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:45:16pm

re: #108 The Ghost of a Flea

Did someone not proof his speech?

110 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:46:14pm

re: #104 erik_t

Glad we cleared that up.

Literally the next sentence.

Also, Jesus, Mitt. Most style guides killed the post-period double-space in the 1980s. Do you have a single employee under 40? Just one?

111 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:46:34pm

re: #109 brennant

Did someone not proof his speech?

It's like he is debating himself within the speech. I await Morbo to ask whether the Romneybot would take candy from a human infant.
/

112 Kragar  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:51:11pm
113 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:52:43pm

re: #112 Kragar

Truck-ception

Image: hRoiMmgsE0ix98V9dtstGw2.jpg

Yo dawg, I heard you like trucks, so I put a truck on your truck so you can truck while you truck.

114 goddamnedfrank  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:56:46pm

re: #110 erik_t

Also, Jesus, Mitt. Most style guides killed the post-period double-space in the 1980s. Do you have a single employee under 40? Just one?

Hey, I'm under 40 (just) and I learned to type on an IBM Selectric in middle school, and double spaces between sentences were de rigueur. Of course my teacher was old. I only learned about the new style when I was forced to use the CMOS for my master's thesis.

115 Four More Tears  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 1:58:28pm

re: #114 goddamnedfrank

Hey, I'm under 40 (just) and I learned to type on an IBM Selectric in middle school, and double spaces between sentences were de rigueur. Of course my teacher was old. I only learned about the new style when I was forced to use the CMOS for my master's thesis.

I'm in my mid 30's and I still have to make an effort to not double-space like the nuns taught me to.

116 Hercules Grytpype-Thynne  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:00:57pm

re: #110 erik_t

Also, Jesus, Mitt. Most style guides killed the post-period double-space in the 1980s. Do you have a single employee under 40? Just one?

They have to have the older folks do the typing. They're the only ones who can spell.

117 erik_t  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:01:51pm

re: #116 Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

They have to have the older folks do the typing. They're the only ones who can spell.

Ur not bein vry nice 2 us young ppl

118 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:02:31pm

re: #114 goddamnedfrank

Hey, I'm under 40 (just) and I learned to type on an IBM Selectric in middle school, and double spaces between sentences were de rigueur. Of course my teacher was old. I only learned about the new style when I was forced to use the CMOS for my master's thesis.

Slightly older but same story. Learned to double space after periods, but quickly ended it when I discovered it was no longer necessary.

Whenever I get a Word document that has to be imported to InDesign or Illustrator, first thing I do is a search-and-destroy for period-double space.

119 Mattand  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:03:06pm

re: #117 erik_t

Ur not bein vry nice 2 us young ppl

LULZ!!11!!ty

120 TedStriker  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:04:56pm

re: #29 Varek Raith

OCP.

Mitt is a miniaturized, humanized ED-209.

///

121 William Barnett-Lewis  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:05:31pm

re: #98 Romantic Heretic

To me old school cyberpunk is James H. Schmitz. Gibson was a newcomer on the scene to me.

Web of Angels by John M Ford
True Names by Vernor Vinge
Shockwave Rider by John Brunner

122 b_sharp  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:07:11pm

re: #110 erik_t

Also, Jesus, Mitt. Most style guides killed the post-period double-space in the 1980s. Do you have a single employee under 40? Just one?

Questions from the Romneybot warehouse:

Since then, has the American economy recovered?

Wrong question given global conditions. What should be asked is it recovering.

The economy hasn't recovered, but neither has the global economy recovered. However the US economy is outperforming many European economies and is recovering from its 2008 low.

Has our ability to shape world events been enhanced, or diminished?

It has been enhanced 10 fold by the election of Obama. More countries are willing to support the US in global decisions than previously.

Have we gained greater confidence among our allies, and greater respect from our adversaries?

Greater confidence that the US will treat allies fairly and take their concerns seriously.

Enemies fear the weapons. Use them up on wasteful wars and the fear lessons. I doubt any enemies of the west believe the west is powerless.

And, perhaps most importantly, has the most severe security threat facing America and our friends, a nuclear-armed Iran, become more or less likely?

When did that become the new threat du jour, and what happened to the old threat? Iran has followed their own agenda and ignored the west. This is independent of who is in office.

123 Varek Raith  Tue, Jul 24, 2012 2:15:02pm

re: #113 erik_t

Yo dawg, I heard you like trucks, so I put a truck on your truck so you can truck while you truck.

Have an internet.
XD


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