Devo: Don’t Roof Rack Me, Bro! (Seamus Unleashed)

Deal-breaker
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Rolling Stone has the data: Song Premiere: Devo, ‘Don’t Roof Rack Me, Bro (Seamus Unleashed)’.

Devo’s Jerry Casale wants it to be known that their newest song, “Don’t Roof Rack Me, Bro,” isn’t meant as a partisan statement – even though it viciously mocks Mitt Romney for strapping his Irish Setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car for a 1983 family vacation.

“This isn’t a red-state thing or Devo stumping for Obama,” he says. “But I think any animal lover that hears the story will learn so much about the character flaw of Romney. It’s just a deal-breaker about the man. My God, the world is a scary place with seven billion people. What you want in a leader is a guy with some humanity at his core. I just don’t feel that Mitt does.”

UPDATE at 8/15/12 2:28:46 pm

Ry Cooder actually had a song about Seamus first, featured here last week:

Interview: Ry Cooder: ‘Mitt Romney Is a Dangerous Man, a Cruel Man’.

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239 comments
1 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:23:42pm

Outrage!

2 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:26:12pm

I predict RWNJs will have no sense of humor about this.

3 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:26:21pm

Here, for once, is one song that GOP campaign events probably won't be stealing for candidate walk-out.

/

4 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:28:31pm

re: #1 Gus

Outrage!

I need a favour of you bro.
If possible could you use your superior Google-Fu to find the CBO report Sununu is going on about during his Soledad O'Brein interview? I found 2 reports, but neither make any real sense in the context he built up.
[Link: www.cbo.gov...]
[Link: www.cbo.gov...]

5 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:29:36pm

re: #2 Kragar

I predict RWNJs will have no sense of humor about this.

So, big fucking deal.
I have no sense of humour about Romney travelling with a dog in a rooftop kennel.

6 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:30:00pm
My God, the world is a scary place with seven billion people. What you want in a leader is a guy with some humanity at his core. I just don’t feel that Mitt does.”

Personal attacks! You can't say anything about Mitt's taxes, businesses, governorship, or his quality of pet ownership! Go back to Chicago!

7 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:30:01pm

I prefer ‘Mutt Romney Blues’ when it comes to election season songs about a dog abused by a presidential candidate.

This one is catchy, though.

Maybe Linda Ronstadt will do one too.

8 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:30:45pm

Dogs, fellow students with funny hair, Mitt's just a swell guy. //

9 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:31:27pm

re: #4 b_sharp

I need a favour of you bro.
If possible could you use your superior Google-Fu to find the CBO report Sununu is going on about during his Soledad O'Brein interview? I found 2 reports, but neither make any real sense in the context he built up.
[Link: www.cbo.gov...]
[Link: www.cbo.gov...]

Mediaite says it's the one that begins with the letter:

The CBO report that Sununu and O’Brien were discussing is available here. The pages that Sununu refers to detail the amount by which Medicare spending would increase if the Affordable Care Act were repealed, but contain no references to reduced benefits to senior citizens.

10 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:32:38pm

re: #7 wrenchwench

I prefer ‘Mutt Romney Blues’ when it comes to election season songs about a dog abused by a presidential candidate.

This one is catchy, though.

Maybe Linda Ronstadt will do one too.

Maybe the Romney campaign could use this;

11 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:32:52pm

Devo's song attacking Mitt is just like the Holocaust!

12 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:33:25pm

re: #11 Bulworth

David Barton agrees.

13 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:33:46pm

Yeah, the dog thing is a deal-breaker.

It's just freaking too bizarre.

14 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:36:44pm

bbl

15 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:37:19pm

Unfreaking believable; this is what I got on this page:

Frank says:

Nothing but the best for my dog.

16 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:38:53pm

re: #9 Gus

Mediaite says it's the one that begins with the letter:

So Sununu is using a report about what a repeal of Obamacare would do to make a claim about what Obamacare did do?

This sounds like a case of Intelligent Deception complete with Irreducible Specified Incoherence.

I may have to do a page.

17 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:39:15pm

This song's a little out of character for Devo - less surreal, more political. I was hoping for more weirdness.

18 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:39:35pm

re: #9 Gus

Mediaite says it's the one that begins with the letter:

Much thanks in the form of cool air is on its way to you right now.

19 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:40:02pm

I vote for the Blues song over Devo.

20 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:40:07pm

re: #13 ggt

Yeah, the dog thing is a deal-breaker.

It's just freaking too bizarre.

As if there was any chance of a deal before.

21 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:40:20pm

UPDATE ON THE SHOOTER: (we still don't know anything)

Investigators said that it was too early to say whether the organization was targeted for its political views, but made clear that would be part of the investigation.

"We don't know enough yet about him or his circumstances to be able to determine his connection to this group or to the business or to what, you know, mentally what he's doing or thinking. So we're going to try to sort it all out, and pull the evidence together, do as many interviews as we can, and get it all together," said FBI Assistant Director James McJunkin.

22 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:40:30pm

re: #19 ggt

I vote for the Blues song over Devo.

We need a mash-up.

23 Daniel Ballard  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:41:10pm
24 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:42:10pm

re: #10 Kragar

Maybe the Romney campaign could use this;

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No dis to Iggy, but this is an even better version:

25 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:42:22pm

re: #16 b_sharp

So Sununu is using a report about what a repeal of Obamacare would do to make a claim about what Obamacare did do?

This sounds like a case of Intelligent Deception complete with Irreducible Specified Incoherence.

I may have to do a page.

This may help if you're interested in factual accuracy.
Ryan's plan includes $700 billion in Medicare "cuts," says Stephanie Cutter
The reason why Sununu ties himself in knots is because they're the same cuts they've been attacking Obama for.

26 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:42:47pm

Holy crap, there's a White House brewery!?

Officials discussed the brewery after President Obama told some Iowa residents that he had some of its product stocked aboard the bus he's using for a three-day tour of the Hawkeye State.

"There is a home brew, if you will, at the White House," said White House spokesman Jay Carney.

It's called White House Honey Ale, with both light and dark varieties.

Probably yet one more government job that Mitt Romney would slash.

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EDIT: I shouldn't have to add: don't read the comments.

27 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:43:41pm

This is too fucking rich. Way to go Pam.

"Obama rhetoric and support of the violent #OWS (occupy) movement, the hyper-incitement on the intolerant left to hate, whether it's on the net or in the news discourse, led to a shooting at the Family Research Council."

But yours and gnomes hate speech against Muslims/Islam had nothing what so ever to do with Anders Breivik going nuts and killing a bunch kids.

*SPIT*

28 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:44:42pm

Hyper-incitement? Hyperbole much?

29 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:44:43pm

re: #25 Killgore Trout

This may help if you're interested in factual accuracy.
Ryan's plan includes $700 billion in Medicare "cuts," says Stephanie Cutter
The reason why Sununu ties himself in knots is because they're the same cuts they've been attacking Obama for.

Thanks KT.

30 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:45:52pm

Classic Devo. Still weird.

31 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:46:08pm

re: #25 Killgore Trout

This may help if you're interested in factual accuracy.
Ryan's plan includes $700 billion in Medicare "cuts," says Stephanie Cutter
The reason why Sununu ties himself in knots is because they're the same cuts they've been attacking Obama for.

The difference is the Obama cuts go back into the healthcare system under the ACA, while the Ryan plan just cuts the money.

32 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:47:16pm

Everybody advised to leave Lebanon.
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE urge their nationals to leave Lebanon
Last one out turn off the lights.

33 Spocomptonite  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:50:53pm

I personally prefer the Bad Lip Reading of Mitt Romney:

34 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:51:38pm

Oh, for crying out loud, they're playing the same games they did why I critiqued them last time, they've used a different set of dates to whine about the $500 billion to $716 billion jump.

What a bunch of dishonest asses.

35 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:51:53pm

re: #31 Kragar

The difference is the Obama cuts go back into the healthcare system under the ACA, while the Ryan plan just cuts the money.

Not really...

.....the Ryan budget plan included cost savings that were part of the future health care law. Just recently, the Romney campaign backed away from that play, saying Romney’s plan would restore the spending that the health law is set to curtail, such as extra funding for private insurers under the Medicare Advantage plan.

Still, Cutter was right about the Ryan plan. We rate her statement True.

Ryan's plan used the same savings from Obama's HCR. Mitt's plan (today) is to restore the funding.

36 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:51:59pm

BBL

37 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:53:57pm

Anti-Gay Group Responds To FRC Shooting With Request To Sign Anti-Gay Pledge

Backers of the Manhattan Declaration have issued a press release about the FRC shooting. The message closes by asking for more signatures on their anti-gay pledge, whose signees vow to disobey any laws that protect LGBT Americans.

Today, the news broke of a shooting at the Family Research Council, a think tank in Washington, D.C. that promotes faith, family, and freedom. The FRC has been a friend of the Manhattan Declaration from our very first day. Though the details remain unclear, it seems a security guard prevented the shooter from venturing beyond the lobby. At some point in the intervention, he was shot. Initial reports are that the guard will be okay. Such heroic action warrants a thanks beyond mere words. But, for now, words will suffice. Thank you for your bravery, Leo. And for the part you play in the pursuit of a more free, more faithful nation. Sign the Declaration.

23 LGBT Groups Issue Statement on Family Research Council Shooting

Following this morning's shooting of a security guard at the Christian lobbying group Family Research Council, 23 LGBT groups have issued a joint statement:

We were saddened to hear news of the shooting this morning at the offices of the Family Research Council. Our hearts go out to the shooting victim, his family, and his co-workers.

The motivation and circumstances behind today’s tragedy are still unknown, but regardless of what emerges as the reason for this shooting, we utterly reject and condemn such violence. We wish for a swift and complete recovery for the victim of this terrible incident.

38 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:54:45pm

re: #31 Kragar

The difference is the Obama cuts go back into the healthcare system under the ACA, while the Ryan plan just cuts the money.

And due to the fact that they go back into the healthcare system they result in actual savings to Medicare through reduced expenditures. Because people getting the preventative care they need won't hit the Medicare system with a shit ton of differed treatment and advanced, more expensive to treat conditions.

Whereas Paul Ryan's plan just fucks everyone.

39 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:54:50pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

Not really...

Ryan's plan used the same savings from Obama's HCR. Mitt's plan (today) is to restore the funding.

So $716 billion more in spending that he'll have to take from somewhere else.

The man keeps talking about how he's going to cut spending, yet whenever something is proposed that proves unpopular, he quickly jumped up and declares that he won't cut that spending after all.

40 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:56:06pm

Limbaugh: Like Hitler, Obama And Democrats Are More Concerned With Propaganda Than Truth

LIMBAUGH: Propaganda versus truth -- which wins? Well, what did -- what was Hitler more concerned with? Propaganda. Did Hitler succeed for a time? Yeah, he did. What was Clinton more concerned with -- truth or propaganda? What's Obama more concerned with -- truth or propaganda? Who would you say is winning? Is propaganda winning or truth winning? We, the virtuous ones in our society -- we think truth wins. We have this investment in the truth. We think it's holy. We think that it is profound, and we think it's persuasive.

I play you three minutes of Wolf Blitzer cleaning Debbie's clock and I get an email, "No, no, Rush, she -- Ryan shreds Medicare was said I don't know how many times."

That's what people are going to hear, because the fear will always trump the good. Because people react to fear.

41 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:56:17pm

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Classic Devo. Still weird.

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I saw Devo in 1978. I met Bill Nye the Science Guy in 1993. Yet only today do I realize the direct line of devolution between the two.

42 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:56:35pm
43 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:56:39pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

Not really...

Ryan's plan used the same savings from Obama's HCR. Mitt's plan (today) is to restore the funding.

Yes really. Just because Mitt is backing away from Ryan's plan doesn't retroactively change the plan.

44 Charleston Chew  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:57:12pm

Hearing multiple Republicans describe Paul Ryan as an "intellectual" this week got me wondering why there seems to be a strong need in their party to imagine various Republican celebrities as "intellectual". It used to Gingrich, or William F Buckley.

I feel that GOP voters have a desire for someone they can trust to do their thinking for them, so they don't have to. A variation on their consistent pseudo-Fascist desire for a strong leader - someone who can take charge of things so the GOP base can be relieved of angst, guilt, and personal responsibility - and who comes in three flavors:

1. The militaristic strong man who uses violent rhetoric against his enemies.

2. God's chosen one who's every action is correct because he is endorsed by the Almighty.

3. Or the Big Brain intellectual who's got it all figured out so it's okay if you don't understand things.

All three fill a need for relief from the terrifying burden of making choices oneself. Just follow the leader and you needn't be troubled by thought again.

45 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:58:41pm

re: #44 Charleston Chew

Hearing multiple Republicans describe Paul Ryan as an "intellectual" this week got me wondering why there seems to be a strong need in their party to imagine various Republican celebrities as "intellectual". It used to Gingrich, or William F Buckley.

I feel that GOP voters have a desire for someone they can trust to do their thinking for them, so they don't have to. A variation on their consistent pseudo-Fascist desire for a strong leader - someone who can take charge of things so the GOP base can be relieved of angst, guilt, and personal responsibility - and who comes in three flavors:

1. The militaristic strong man who uses violent rhetoric against his enemies.

2. God's chosen one who's every action is correct because he is endorsed by the Almighty.

3. Or the Big Brain intellectual who's got it all figured out so it's okay if you don't understand things.

All three fill a need for relief from the terrifying burden on making choices oneself. Just follow the leader and you needn't be troubled by thought again.

Anytime they refer to Ryan as "smart" or "intelligent," I'm reminded of the remark about Gingrich:

"Newt is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like."

46 RadicalModerate  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 2:59:26pm
47 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:01:10pm
48 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:02:34pm

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

When asked his favorite novel in an interview shown yesterday on the Fox News Channel, Mitt Romney pointed to “Battlefield Earth,” a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology. That book was turned into a film by John Travolta, a Scientologist.

A spokesman said later it was one of Mr. Romney’s favorite novels.
“I’m not in favor of his religion by any means,” Mr. Romney, a Mormon, said. “But he wrote a book called ‘Battlefield Earth’ that was a very fun science-fiction book.” Asked about his favorite book, Mr. Romney cited the Bible.

Get out.

49 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:02:34pm
50 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:04:50pm

re: #48 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

Get out.

Come now, be kind. At least Battfield Earth is the less ridiculous of the two.

//

51 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:05:54pm

re: #48 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

Get out.

SEGMENTATION FAULT IN PANDER12.EXE

52 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:06:40pm

re: #48 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

Get out.

Never read the book, got thru about the first 10 minutes of the movie.

53 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:08:06pm

re: #52 ggt

Never read the book, got thru about the first 10 minutes of the movie.

Never read the book, saw the movie, then got told that it's only a portion of the book itself and that Travolta wanted to make a series of movies to cover the entirety of the book.

Subsequently lost my faith in humanity.

54 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:08:16pm
55 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:08:30pm

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

56 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:10:05pm

re: #48 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

Get out.

Jesus, really? I'm surprised he didn't go with Twilight.

57 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:12:00pm

re: #55 Kragar

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

With all the novels available, I'd not pick Battlefield Earth as my response. I mean, there is Tolstoy, Woolf, and even a few American's who have written truly beautiful novels.

If I was going to pick a Sci-Fi--it would have to be, well, Asimov or Clarke.

Battlefield Earth is pulp trash -no? Probably the only novel he has ever read and thought it would appeal to the basement dwellers.

58 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:13:35pm

re: #55 Kragar

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

How about Sphere?

59 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:13:53pm

re: #55 Kragar

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

Seriously. If you're going to go with sci-fi for your favorite genre, there were and are far better writers than that hack L. Ron.

60 Decatur Deb  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:13:59pm

re: #57 ggt

With all the novels available, I'd not pick Battlefield Earth as my response. I mean, there is Tolstoy, Woolf, and even a few American's who have written truly beautiful novels.

If I was going to pick a Sci-Fi--it would have to be, well, Asimov or Clarke.

Battlefield Earth is pulp trash -no? Probably the only novel he has ever read and thought it would appeal to the basement dwellers.

The Psychlos was just the right height.

61 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:14:54pm

re: #56 goddamnedfrank

Jesus, really? I'm surprised he didn't go with Twilight.

It would win him the delusional Twilight Moms vote for sure.

62 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:14:57pm

re: #58 Targetpractice

How about Sphere?

Are you trying to be funny?

63 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:16:38pm

re: #62 Kragar

Are you trying to be funny?

I liked it. The movie was terrible, but the novel was interesting.

'course, I wouldn't say it's my favorite novel. I save that honor for World War Z.

64 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:16:40pm

Mitt Romney's favorite thought-provoking intellectual website is Timecube.

Mitt Romney's favorite movie is Ishtar.

Mitt Romney's favorite arachnid is Clockspider.

65 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:17:41pm

re: #58 Targetpractice

How about Sphere?

Just not ringing any bells . . .

66 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:19:05pm

re: #64 erik_t

Mitt Romney's favorite thought-provoking intellectual website is Timecube.

Mitt Romney's favorite movie is Ishtar.

Mitt Romney's favorite arachnid is Clockspider.

Mitt Romney's favorite Star Trek series was the Ewok's Battle for Endor.

67 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:19:26pm

The dogs start exactly one hour before dinner time. Nudge, whine, whimper. I blame daylight savings. But after a week or two they should learn to shut-up.

Really getting old . . .

68 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:19:45pm

re: #66 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite Star Trek series was the Ewok's Battle for Endor.

Blasphemy!

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69 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:19:49pm

re: #66 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite Star Trek series was the Ewok's Battle for Endor.

Tribbles --all that unrestrained reproduction . . . .

70 makeitstop  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:20:08pm

re: #64 erik_t

Mitt Romney's favorite movie is Ishtar.

Now, now. I liked Ishtar.

The songwriting sequences were hilarious. And making Hoffmann the babe magnet and Beatty the schlub was deviously clever.

71 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:22:09pm

re: #52 ggt

Never read the book, got thru about the first 10 minutes of the movie.

I read Battlefield Earth 20 years ago and was mildly entertained. Anyone who picks that book as their favorite novel is not a serious reader.

72 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:23:00pm

Sarah Palin's favorite novel: ALL OF THEM!

73 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:24:09pm

A lot of the "so-called" business types purposely don't read novels. They read only non-fiction. Usually WWII stuff and political stuff. I don't get it.

74 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:24:36pm

Thing is I've got entire stacks of books that I've bought because they sounded interesting...and haven't read. I often feel like the guy in Time Enough At Last.

75 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:25:12pm

I understand why a modern Republican probably isn't going to pick To Kill a Mockingbird, but that's the right answer.

76 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:25:35pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Thing is I've got entire stacks of books that I've bought because they sounded interesting...and haven't read. I often feel like the guy in Time Enough At Last.

Welcome to my world.

Problem is that I actually get around to reading them. . . .

And well-read woman is a dangerous person!

77 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:26:06pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Thing is I've got entire stacks of books that I've bought because they sounded interesting...and haven't read. I often feel like the guy in Time Enough At Last.

Burgess Meredith. Twilight Zone. Greatest single episode of any television show. ever.

78 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:26:13pm

re: #75 goddamnedfrank

I understand why a modern Republican probably isn't going to pick To Kill a Mockingbird, but that's the right answer.

Mark Twain would have been a good answer . . .

79 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:27:36pm

re: #78 ggt

Mark Twain would have been a good answer . . .

Always liked Twain, if only because he was a man who didn't take anything, even himself, too seriously.

80 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:28:07pm

re: #79 Targetpractice

Always liked Twain, if only because he was a man who didn't take anything, even himself, too seriously.

Is probably while he lived so long . . .

81 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:28:34pm

re: #78 ggt

Mark Twain would have been a good answer . . .

Or Jack London.

82 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:28:43pm

Peyton Place?

teehee

83 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:28:56pm

re: #66 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite Star Trek series was the Ewok's Battle for Endor.

I love Ewoks. They're a bit gamey, but braise well with some root vegetables and a beer base.

84 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:29:59pm

re: #55 Kragar

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

And I bet he calls those Thomas Kinkade "galleries" in malls, 'fine art.' Those "paintings" are for shit.

85 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:30:07pm

re: #83 darthstar

I love Ewoks. They're a bit gamey, but braise well with some root vegetables and a beer base.

Too bad you can't get them anymore.

86 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:30:23pm

Think the last good series I got into was a trio of novels by a Aussie author, John Birmingham. Alternate history series dubbed the "Axis of Time."

87 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:30:25pm

re: #83 darthstar

I love Ewoks. They're a bit gamey, but braise well with some root vegetables and a beer base.

What? No Garlic?

88 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:30:55pm

re: #84 Changing Colors, Spinning Yarns

And I bet he calls those Thomas Kinkade "galleries" in malls, 'fine art.' Those "paintings" are for shit.

Thank you, thank you, thank you

89 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:30:56pm

re: #81 Kragar

Or Jack London.

The first novel I ever read was The Call of The Wild. I was eleven years old.

90 Obdicut  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:31:43pm

re: #75 goddamnedfrank

I understand why a modern Republican probably isn't going to pick To Kill a Mockingbird, but that's the right answer.

I'd go with The Master and Margarita. It's even anti-commie.

91 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:32:32pm

OT, but a good cause: A good friend of mine in Norman (she's an OU grad student) is raising money for a homeless shelter that she volunteers for. If you'd like to take a look - and maybe donate - here's the link. And thanks, y'all.

[Link: www.gofundme.com...]

92 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:32:34pm

re: #89 EdDantes

The first novel I ever read was The Call of The Wild. I was eleven years old.

Really? wow, I was reading novels from the time I was reading ..nothing earth shattering. MOstly those written for the age-group. I think I read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in 5th grade --all the Laura Ingalls Wilder books by then too!

93 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:32:52pm

I might be less surprised if Romney named his favorite movie as Wall Street.

94 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:32:54pm

H.G. Wells, Larry Niven, Heinlein, Bradbury, Lovecraft.

but Hubbard? WTF?

95 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:32:57pm

re: #79 Targetpractice

Always liked Twain, if only because he was a man who didn't take anything, even himself, too seriously.

In with Halley's comet, out with Halley's comet.

96 Mocking Jay  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:15pm

Wait, Devo still exists???

97 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:23pm

re: #94 Kragar

H.G. Wells, Larry Niven, Heinlein, Bradbury, Lovecraft.

but Hubbard? WTF?

Ah Lovecraft, nothing like good ol'-fashioned nightmare fuel.

98 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:28pm

re: #90 Obdicut

I'd go with The Master and Margarita. It's even anti-commie.

I finished that on audio a few weeks ago, what a hoot! I'll have to re-read to get all the subtle nuances. I did thoroughly enjoy the first go-around.

99 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:36pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

I might be less surprised if Romney named his favorite movie as Wall Street.

After all, greed, for the lack of a better word, is good.
/

100 ReamWorks SKG  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:40pm

I'm amused how so many right-wing sites are sticking their necks out and calling the FRC shooter a "left-wing gunman"

It's just as likely he's a disgruntled ex-employee, or a conservative who had a falling out with FRC, etc.

The gunman is reported to have said ""Don't shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for". But that could also be the words of a disgruntled employee arguing over being fired (for example), and not any indication of his political leanings.

101 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:33:54pm

re: #97 Targetpractice

Ah Lovecraft, nothing like good ol'-fashioned nightmare fuel.

I just can't get into Lovecraft .. . .

102 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:34:25pm

re: #89 EdDantes

The first novel I ever read was The Call of The Wild. I was eleven years old.

My first novel (that I can remember reading) was The Martian Chronicles. Never read Charlotte's Web, any of the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew - wait...I did read Nancy Drew as an adult as I found a copy of one book at a yard sale and bought it to see how it was written.

103 Patricia Kayden  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:34:29pm

"What you want in a leader is a guy with some humanity at his core. I just don’t feel that Mitt does.”

Amen! I have two dogs and I can't imagine even thinking about putting them in a carrier on the roof of my car while I drive 12 hours!!! And then when they get sick, hose them down and put them back up there!

Cold blooded man (and family).

104 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:36:04pm

re: #101 ggt

I just can't get into Lovecraft .. . .

Lovecraft gets into you...

105 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:36:14pm

re: #103 Patricia Kayden

"What you want in a leader is a guy with some humanity at his core. I just don’t feel that Mitt does.”

Amen! I have two dogs and I can't imagine even thinking about putting them in a carrier on the roof of my car while I drive 12 hours!!! And then when they get sick, hose them down and put them back up there!

Cold blooded man (and family).

Yep...you have to love the fact that Seamus might be a deciding factor for a lot of voters. Romney's dog gets his revenge...thirty years later!

106 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:36:29pm

re: #102 darthstar

My first novel (that I can remember reading) was The Martian Chronicles. Never read Charlotte's Web, any of the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew - wait...I did read Nancy Drew as an adult as I found a copy of one book at a yard sale and bought it to see how it was written.

Starship Troopers.

107 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:36:47pm

re: #104 Kragar

Lovecraft gets into you...

nah . . .

108 ReamWorks SKG  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:36:58pm

Oh! I'm back from my trip to Stockholm and Oslo.

Here I am in front of the Norwegian Parliament:

Image: 7773852872_e0e4e3d0da_c.jpg

109 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:37:38pm

re: #104 Kragar

Lovecraft gets into you...

Very eldritch comment.

110 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:39:22pm

re: #88 ggt

Thank you, thank you, thank you

[Link: 3weirdsisters.com...]

111 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:40:00pm

Like him or not, Lovecraft had a profound influence on many of the great writers we've had over the last few decades.

112 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:41:14pm

re: #110 Changing Colors, Spinning Yarns

[Link: 3weirdsisters.com...]

excellent!

113 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:41:42pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Thing is I've got entire stacks of books that I've bought because they sounded interesting...and haven't read. I often feel like the guy in Time Enough At Last.

114 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:41:58pm

re: #84 Changing Colors, Spinning Yarns

And I bet he calls those Thomas Kinkade "galleries" in malls, 'fine art.' Those "paintings" are for shit.

Kinkade is the suck.

115 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:42:06pm

re: #111 Kragar

Like him or not, Lovecraft had a profound influence on many of the great writers we've had over the last few decades.

No doubt the kind that demands an immediate visit to a psychiatrist...or an exorcist.

//

116 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:42:11pm

re: #111 Kragar

Like him or not, Lovecraft had a profound influence on many of the great writers we've had over the last few decades.

I totally get that and am so disappointed everytime I read him or listen to a short story on audio. I just don't enjoy them. I get all the references and stuff. I just don't get the *shiver down the spine* everyone talks about.

117 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:42:54pm

re: #114 darthstar

Kinkade is the suck.

Though I'd pay money for a full size copy of this one...

Image: chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg

118 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:43:20pm

re: #84 Changing Colors, Spinning Yarns

And I bet he calls those Thomas Kinkade "galleries" in malls, 'fine art.' Those "paintings" are for shit.

Kincaide is "kitsch." Jon McNaughton is "fine art."
//

119 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:44:12pm

re: #117 darthstar

Though I'd pay money for a full size copy of this one...

Image: chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg

OMFG, HA!

120 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:44:35pm
121 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:44:38pm

re: #113 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

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As long as it doesn't rain . . .

122 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:45:02pm

re: #96 Mocking Jay

Wait, Devo still exists???

This pic is two years old.

Image: 120814-ent-devo-hmed.380;380;7;70;0.jpg

I don't know why they've aged. I know I haven't.

/

123 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:45:41pm

re: #117 darthstar

Though I'd pay money for a full size copy of this one...

Image: chthulu-thomas-kinkade-lighthouse1.jpg

That is fine art, my friend.

124 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:46:19pm

re: #120 darthstar

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Not necessarily. Remember, this is a campaign that continues to insist that Bain created 100,000 jobs, but can't provide any proof.

125 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:46:34pm

re: #116 ggt

I totally get that and am so disappointed everytime I read him or listen to a short story on audio. I just don't enjoy them. I get all the references and stuff. I just don't get the *shiver down the spine* everyone talks about.

Its more of a sense of perverted reality and dread with his works than the shock and graphic horror of today.

126 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:46:41pm

Hey Lizards! How was your day? Mine was pretty good - Joe Biden saved me from a speeding ticket! No, really!

See, we're out driving home from a day hiking in the woods and I get out of a little town and hit the gas a bit hard. I look and see a dark blue State Trooper squad coming my way - I'm at 65 in a 55. Ooops!

He whips around, I pull over and get out my license and insurance slip. He comes walking up and looks closely at our bumper sticker - "Bin Laden is Dead. GM is Alive. Obama symbol" - and comes up to the window all nice and friendly. A state trooper in a good mood? WTF? And then he gives me a warning and sends me on my way. So since Joe made the joke that my bumper sticker is based on, I figure I owe Joe Biden a beer if I ever meet him.

127 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:47:37pm

re: #96 Mocking Jay

Wait, Devo still exists???

Mark Mothersbaugh has been bringing people to Devo for ages now, largely by scoring children's shows like Rugrats and Beakman's World, video games like The Sims 2 and almost all of Wes Anderson's films. I think he's also on that Yo Gabba Gabba! show too.

Yes, I keep up with what he does. I'm a nerd and a fan that way. ;)

128 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:47:38pm

re: #125 Kragar

Its more of a sense of perverted reality and dread with his works than the shock and graphic horror of today.

If you say so, I never get an emotional response other than, well, boredom. I never get a sense of caring for the characters or their outcome.

129 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:47:40pm

re: #108 ReamWorks SKG

Oh! I'm back from my trip to Stockholm and Oslo.

Here I am in front of the Norwegian Parliament:

Image: 7773852872_e0e4e3d0da_c.jpg

You're the one with the beard?

130 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:49:04pm

off to feed the dogs and otherwise be productive for a while

have a great evening all!

131 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:49:09pm

re: #125 Kragar

Its more of a sense of perverted reality and dread with his works than the shock and graphic horror of today.

Indeed, one has to remember when he was writing most of those stories, horror was more about the fear of the unknown, the things that went bump in the night. It's sort of like how people don't think The Raven very scary today.

132 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:49:35pm

re: #128 ggt

If you say so, I never get an emotional response other than, well, boredom. I never get a sense of caring for the characters or their outcome.

A fair comment.

133 Kragar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:51:10pm

re: #131 Targetpractice

Indeed, one has to remember when he was writing most of those stories, horror was more about the fear of the unknown, the things that went bump in the night. It's sort of like how people don't think The Raven very scary today.

Poe was one of Lovecraft's main influences.

134 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:51:12pm

re: #124 Targetpractice

Not necessarily. Remember, this is a campaign that continues to insist that Bain created 100,000 jobs, but can't provide any proof.

Do they? I haven't heard B**n proactively uttered by the Romney campaign in many weeks.

135 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:51:57pm

re: #134 erik_t

Do they? I haven't heard B**n proactively uttered by the Romney campaign in many weeks.

It was one of major themes back just before the whole question of when exactly he left Bain became a major issue.

136 Obdicut  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:54:07pm

re: #133 Kragar

Poe was one of Lovecraft's main influences.

Poe was a record-breaking endurance swimmer who often swam naked.

137 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:55:16pm

re: #55 Kragar

Of the countless novels in existence, hundreds of gifted writers in a vast variety of genres, he went with "Battlefield Earth"?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!

Were you expecting Oliver Twist? A Tale of Two Cities? The Call of the Wild? LOL.

138 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:56:06pm

re: #137 funky chicken

Were you expecting Oliver Twist? A Tale of Two Cities? The Call of the Wild? LOL.

The Prince and the Pauper.

139 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:56:31pm

re: #136 Obdicut

Poe was a record-breaking endurance swimmer who often swam naked.

Damn. You beat me to it. I was going to post the same thing.

140 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:57:53pm

re: #138 Targetpractice

The Prince and the Pauper.

One of Twain's greatest, and overlooked works: Puddinhead Wilson.

141 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 3:58:12pm

re: #66 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite Star Trek series was the Ewok's Battle for Endor.

Not to be picky/nerdy, but that would be Star Wars, yes?

142 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:00:05pm

re: #141 funky chicken

Not to be picky/nerdy, but that would be Star Wars, yes?

And you think Romney would even know the difference?

143 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:00:06pm

re: #137 funky chicken

Were you expecting Oliver Twist? A Tale of Two Cities? The Call of the Wild? LOL.

The Great Gatsby. Or Moby Dick, considering the White Whale House that Mitt's been chasing for the better part of a decade now.

144 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:01:37pm

re: #141 funky chicken

Not to be picky/nerdy, but that would be Star Wars, yes?

Indeed. And Kragar was wrong, Romney's favorite Trek is Star Trek V, an ego-driven disaster that alienates everyone, pisses off millions, and ultimately gets disavowed by all those associated with it.

145 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:03:42pm

re: #138 Targetpractice

The Prince and the Pauper.

I loved Notes from Underground. Crime and Punishment isn't bad either. Both might ... eh, nevermind.

Hell,Nicholas and Alexandra is riveting, and tragic, and anti-Commie. But instead he brings up some crap by L. Ron Hubbard. Wow.

146 EdDantes  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:04:16pm

I have an In Utero memory of my mother reading H.P. Lovecraft aloud.

147 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:04:33pm
148 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:04:35pm

re: #142 Bubblehead II

And you think Romney would even know the difference?

Of course not. He thinks L. Ron Hubbard is a good writer. =P

149 blueraven  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:06:22pm

Apparently the FRC shooter had been volunteering at the LGBT community center

[Link: www.seattlepi.com...]

150 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:07:20pm

Bollocks. I need to stop being lazy and trying to use the buttons....

151 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:10:30pm

re: #149 blueraven

Apparently the FRC shooter had been volunteering at the LGBT community center

[Link: www.seattlepi.com...]

Sad news. He's done great damage to his cause. We still don't know about his mental state of health but it does appear he was politically motivated.

152 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:10:40pm

re: #143 Lidane

The Great Gatsby. Or Moby Dick, considering the White Whale House that Mitt's been chasing for the better part of a decade now.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll try Gatsby again. I've never been a big Fitzgerald fan, but I haven't tried his stuff since college. I dug out some of those old books a while back and found that I kind of enjoyed some of them now. I still can't see why people love Jane Austin, and I'm a chick.

153 dragonath  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:12:16pm

re: #144 Targetpractice

Indeed. And Kragar was wrong, Romney's favorite Trek is Star Trek V, an ego-driven disaster that alienates everyone, pisses off millions, and ultimately gets disavowed by all those associated with it.

But it was entertaining cheese!

"Row row row your boat..."

154 God of Binders with Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:12:52pm

Romney, you insensitive, awkward twat. How could you torture this poor dog that way?

Image: Seamus_Romney.jpg

Such a pretty dog, fucker.

155 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:14:13pm

re: #152 funky chicken

Hmmm. Maybe I'll try Gatsby again. I've never been a big Fitzgerald fan, but I haven't tried his stuff since college. I dug out some of those old books a while back and found that I kind of enjoyed some of them now. I still can't see why people love Jane Austin, and I'm a chick.

I was being sarcastic with Gatsby. I had to read it multiple times between middle school and high school and have never liked that book. It's like A Separate Peace. I hated that book too. Ugh.

Personally, I found Jane Austen more interesting in movie form or with zombies.

156 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:14:17pm

Iran and Syria left out in the cold...
Organization of Islamic Cooperation suspends Syria

The Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) suspended Syria's membership early on Thursday at a summit of Muslim leaders in Mecca citing President Bashar Assad's violent suppression of the revolt, it said in a closing statement.

"The conference decides to suspend the Syrian Arab Republic membership in the OIC and all its subsidiary organs, specialized and affiliated institutions," the closing statement said.

The move had been approved on Monday at a preliminary meeting of OIC foreign ministers and was agreed on the summit's second night of meeting despite opposition by Iran.

Nobody in the region wants Iran to continue as a regional power.

157 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:16:53pm

re: #156 Killgore Trout

Iran and Syria left out in the cold...
Organization of Islamic Cooperation suspends Syria

Nobody in the region wants Iran to continue as a regional power.

Sounds like Syria's government isn't being recognized anymore...what with all the defections. Unrest spreads faster than herpes at a family reunion in Kentucky. The sooner Syria stabilizes, the better. Doesn't seem to mean anything about Iran...except to say they don't care if Iran shows up at the meeting.

158 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:17:09pm

re: #155 Lidane

I was going to say Romney might learn something from A Separate Peace, but ... eh, probably not.

159 engineer cat  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:17:21pm

Roof Rack

the neighbor dog says that to me all the time

although sometimes he just says Barf Barf

160 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:18:02pm

re: #148 Lidane

Of course not. He thinks L. Ron Hubbard is was a good writer. =P

He's dead Jim.

161 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:19:41pm

re: #160 Bubblehead II

He's dead Jim.

So is Ayn Rand but that hasn't stopped a bunch of her brain dead followers from venerating her books. =P

162 Irving  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:21:14pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

...what, strapping your dog the roof of your car and driving to Canada isn't weird enough for you? If I'd told you a Presidential candidate did that four years ago, you'd think I was popping Quaaludes and gin. (Mind you, you were also rooting for GWB back then, so your judgement might have been suspect, but then again so was I, so...)

163 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:22:34pm

re: #161 Lidane

So is Ayn Rand but that hasn't stopped a bunch of her brain dead followers from venerating her books. =P

This is, unfortunately, true.

164 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:24:21pm

re: #162 Irving

...what, strapping your dog the roof of your car and driving to Canada isn't weird enough for you?

It's pretty difficult to get weird enough for me.

165 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:27:55pm

He would have been better off saying Little House on the Praire. I just wonder what the evangelical folks who worry about Mormons are going to think when he endorses something written by L. Ron Hubbard?

166 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:28:39pm
167 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:29:45pm

Obstructionism is fun!

Arizona Governor Tries To Thwart Obama’s Immigration Directive With Executive Order

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R) has signed an executive order that attempts to thwart President Obama’s immigration directive extending temporary work permits to more than a million undocumented immigrants. The policy, which was announced in June, goes into effect on Wednesday.
The document directs “state agencies to deny driver’s licenses and other public benefits to young illegal immigrants who obtain work authorizations” and “directs state agencies to start emergency rulemaking processes as necessary to implement her order.”

168 engineer cat  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:31:53pm

"don't be a mummy, shave the bunny"

what happens if leave msnbc on in the background and commercials enter your brain subconsciously

now excuse me while i call the sleep number on my memory phone mattress

169 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:33:06pm

re: #168 engineer cat

"don't be a mummy, shave the bunny"

Will there be video?

170 darthstar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:35:41pm
171 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:35:44pm

re: #164 Charles Johnson

I will NOT link to the stalkers, but they are definitely weird!
And even they banned RP!

172 engineer cat  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:37:54pm

Fancy Pants French Art Critic Writes Deconstructivist Essay Describing Romney Dog Roof Racking Homage To Surrealism And Dada

"Voyages Canine de l'âme de Un Chien Andalou à un Chien dans le Rack"

173 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:46:57pm

re: #171 Dancing along the light of day

I will NOT link to the stalkers, but they are definitely weird!
And even they banned RP!

First off who the heck was RP.
Second, I noticed that they are being extremal quite on this (FRC shooting). I wonder why?

174 erik_t  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:52:39pm

Partial victory in Ohio.

Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted has directed all 88 of the state's counties to follow the same early voting schedule. As reported previously, the election boards of Republican-dominated counties had extended their early voting hours in October to evenings and weekends while Democratic counties had had their efforts to extend early voting blocked.

It's not extended hours everywhere (who actually wants voters to vote?!), but at least it's fair.

175 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:56:59pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

This song's a little out of character for Devo - less surreal, more political. I was hoping for more weirdness.

See, they already did their Romney song in 1979. They just didn't know it then.

Never leaves a gap unfilled
Always pays on time, always fits the bill
He comes well prepared

Cube top, squared off
Eight corners, 90-degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Stock parts, blockhead

Never trips over, stands up on his own
He is a blockhead, thinking man full grown
He comes well prepared

Cube top, squared off
Eight corners, 90-degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Snake eyes, blockhead

176 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 4:59:10pm

re: #175 What Would Spalding Gray Do?

See, they already did their Romney song in 1979. They just didn't know it then.

The Beatles did a Romney song in 1965.

177 JamesWI  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:02:29pm

re: #174 erik_t

Partial victory in Ohio.

It's not extended hours everywhere (who actually wants voters to vote?!), but at least it's fair.

Is the Secretary of State Republican?.....if so, he might want to start looking for a new job. Making it harder to suppress the vote is not very popular in that party, I hear.

178 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:08:21pm

Just heard from an Ohio friend "in the know" that their Sec of State has decided on state wide voting hours. Hopefully every county will comply. Very cool!

179 Lidane  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:13:02pm

Found on Tumblr. I'll just leave this here:

Image: Karl Rove_Onion.png

180 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:14:59pm

re: #176 Learned Mother of Zion

The Beatles did a Romney song in 1965.

The Kinks did one in 1969:

A man lives on the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
And his children want to be plastic like their dad,
(Yeah, he's pastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man
(plastic man)

181 makeitstop  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:19:48pm

re: #180 wrenchwench

The Kinks did one in 1969:

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I submit they did one in 1965:

Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
Cause his world is built round punctuality,
It never fails.

And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And his mother goes to meetings,
While his father pulls the maid,
And she stirs the tea with councilors,
While discussing foreign trade,
And she passes looks, as well as bills
At every suave young man

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And he likes his own backyard,
And he likes his fags the best,
Cause he's better than the rest,
And his own sweat smells the best,
And he hopes to grab his fathers loot,
When pater passes on.

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And he plays at stocks and shares,
And he goes to the regatta,
And he adores the girl next door,
Cause he's dying to get at her,
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes.

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

182 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:21:35pm

re: #181 makeitstop

I saw that, and it made me think 'Paul Ryan' more than Romney.

183 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:22:46pm

re: #181 makeitstop

I submit they did one in 1965:

[Embedded content]

Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
Cause his world is built round punctuality,
It never fails.

And he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And his mother goes to meetings,
While his father pulls the maid,
And she stirs the tea with councilors,
While discussing foreign trade,
And she passes looks, as well as bills
At every suave young man

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And he likes his own backyard,
And he likes his fags the best,
Cause he's better than the rest,
And his own sweat smells the best,
And he hopes to grab his fathers loot,
When pater passes on.

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

And he plays at stocks and shares,
And he goes to the regatta,
And he adores the girl next door,
Cause he's dying to get at her,
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes.

Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind.
He's a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively.

nooooooo, that was Sheena Easton . . .:)

:)

184 makeitstop  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:22:49pm

re: #182 wrenchwench

I saw that, and it made me think 'Paul Ryan' more than Romney.

True.

So The Kinks are the official theme music for the 2012 Republican team.

Congrats, Dave & Ray! Now stop fighting!

185 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:28:48pm

re: #184 makeitstop

True.

So The Kinks are the official theme music for the 2012 Republican team.

Congrats, Dave & Ray! Now stop fighting!

Yes indeed!

Robert owes half to Grenville
Who in turn gave half to Larry
Who adored my instrumentals
And so he gave half to a foreign publisher
She took half the money that was earned in some far distant land
Gave back half to Larry and I end up with half of goodness knows what
Oh can somebody explain why things go on this way
I thought they were my friends I can't believe it's me, I can't believe that I'm so green
Eyes down round and round let's all sit and watch the moneygoround
Everyone take a little bit here and a little bit there
Do they all deserve money from a song that they've never heard
They don't know the tune and they don't know the words
But they don't give a damn
There's no end to it I'm in a pit and I'm stuck in it
The money goes round and around and around
And it comes out here when they've all taken their share
I went to see a solicitor and my story was heard and the writs were served
On the verge of a nervous breakdown I decided to fight right to the end
But if I ever get my money I'll be too old and grey to spend it
Oh, but life goes on and on and no one ever wins
And time goes quickly by just like the moneygoround
I only hope that I'll survive

186 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:32:45pm

Ugh, being trained by a young whippersnapper of 27. He was a total dick to me today. Do I have to fucking buy him lunch now?

187 jaunte  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:34:40pm

Crocodile Tears from the Koch Brothers

...At the Washington Post, Greg Sargent calls this an “emerging GOP tactic for dealing with Obama’s personal popularity.” He paraphrases, “We didn’t want Obama to fail; we shared his high hopes for his presidency; but …”

If Republicans go this route, I hope reporters take a page from Michael Grunwald, who details GOP obstruction of the stimulus in his just-released book The New New Deal, and reveals the extent to which the GOP never intended to work with Obama, regardless of what he did.

188 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:35:01pm

re: #186 Stanley Sea

Ugh, being trained by a young whippersnapper of 27. He was a total dick to me today. Do I have to fucking buy him lunch now?

It's a little late for lunch...

{Stanley}

I hate starting a new job.

189 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:35:55pm

re: #188 wrenchwench

It's a little late for lunch...

{Stanley}

I hate starting a new job.

Like I have to bribe an immature dude to be reasonable. I just re-thought the gesture.

190 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:36:20pm

re: #188 wrenchwench

It's a little late for lunch...

{Stanley}

I hate starting a new job.

Having a new job is better than not having an old job.

191 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:41:45pm

re: #190 Learned Mother of Zion

Having a new job is better than not having an old job.

Ya, its fine. He was just a baby today. Sorry you aren't getting extra $ for training. That's their fault, not mine.

192 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:41:53pm

re: #190 Learned Mother of Zion

Having a new job is better than not having an old job.

I've always said that the only thing worse than having a job is looking for one.

I've been self employed for 14 years, and I hope it can last a couple more. The longest I ever worked at one job for someone else was 5 years.

193 compound_Idaho  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:47:42pm

re: #191 Stanley Sea

Ya, its fine. He was just a baby today. Sorry you aren't getting extra $ for training. That's their fault, not mine.

If he thinks he should get extra money for simply doing the next task that needs to be done, he should be fired.

194 freetoken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:50:30pm

Following up on my post the other day about the swirling science of genomes and inferences of Neanderthals breeding with modern humans...

A very to the point entry on a Nature blog:

Neanderthal sex debate highlights benefits of pre-publication — UPDATED

[...]

Fair enough, one might say, this is how science works. One paper raises questions that are addressed by others. But Reich believes that the discussion would have been different if it had happened in the open. The PNAS paper questioning the Neanderthal admixture addresses issues swirling around two years ago, but not Reich and Slatkin’s latest work. “It’s been an issue for several years. They were right to work on this,” says Reich. But now, “it’s kind of an obsolete paper,” he says.

[...]

John Hawks follows this up also, with a poignant example based on Otzi the ice man and his genome:

Neandertal ancestry "Iced"

[...]

We think that showing and sharing these comparisons will save people a lot of useless effort. Personally, I can't believe that these people spending effort on population models for Neandertals aren't talking to those of us who have already carried out these comparisons and have already presented them in public. I guess we'll find out if secrecy or openness leads to better science.

[...]

This is a level of complexity that the popular media avoids. The mass media prefers a story whose structure can be summarized be a headline as "X is Z", when in reality the scientists are discussing "X is in relationship to Z and the details are emerging", which doesn't make for the splashy headlines needed to compete with the latest politician's sex scandal or NCAA football.

195 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:52:34pm

re: #186 Stanley Sea

Ugh, being trained by a young whippersnapper of 27. He was a total dick to me today. Do I have to fucking buy him lunch now?

No. If he's training you, he buys.

196 funky chicken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:53:34pm

re: #186 Stanley Sea

Ugh, being trained by a young whippersnapper of 27. He was a total dick to me today. Do I have to fucking buy him lunch now?

Definitely not.

197 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:55:55pm

re: #194 freetoken

ARe people still freaking-out about homosapiens interbreeding with neanderthals? GOD-FEARING CHRISTIAN HOMOSAPIENs???

/gah

198 freetoken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:56:39pm

re: #197 ggt

It really is more complicated than that, though theists do seem to have a hard time with the whole idea.

199 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:56:49pm

Douche.

200 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:57:07pm
201 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:58:01pm

re: #48 Kragar

Mitt Romney's favorite novel

Get out.

Meh. At least it's an authentic answer, and when we ask candidates those sorts of questions we normally get canned answers. Frankly, I was expecting a canned answer from Mitt Romney on a question like this. His answer is thus a pleasant surprise.

202 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 5:59:13pm

re: #200 Gus

[Embedded content]

Retweeted For Truth.

203 freetoken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:00:11pm

Here, for example, is a classic - an erroneous headline written based on a poorly written AFP article:

No link between humans, Neanderthals

The headline is wrong because it is pretty clear than Neanderthals and modern humans are indeed closely linked. The question is just whether the two populations had interbred after they had separated out from a common ancestor to form two unique populations.

204 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:01:09pm

re: #199 Gus

Douche.

[Embedded content]

I just finished the Reuters story about the Brits talking about taking the embassy. Good on them. And I'll second the douche remark.

205 Daniel Ballard  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:01:53pm

Film fans- Check out this 70mm art film.

Highly impressive and a feast for the eyes.

206 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:02:38pm

re: #202 Dark_Falcon

Retweeted For Truth.

Thanks. Seriously. What a stupid cheap shot.

207 Gus  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:03:59pm

re: #204 Cannadian Club Akbar

I just finished the Reuters story about the Brits talking about taking the embassy. Good on them. And I'll second the douche remark.

Assange is still facing sexual assault charges in Sweden and the slimy little creep has a fan club.

208 Daniel Ballard  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:04:37pm

re: #207 Gus

Just as creepy as when OJ was dating.

209 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:04:43pm

re: #199 Gus

Douche.

[Embedded content]

Dweeb.

210 freetoken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:05:03pm

re: #207 Gus

Joe Paterno's fan club is much larger than Assange's, I bet.

211 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:06:19pm

re: #207 Gus

Assange is still facing sexual assault charges in Sweden and the slimy little creep has a fan club.

I'll be the leader of Sweden's Fan Club if they eventually drag his punk ass here!!!

212 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:06:51pm

re: #199 Gus

Douche.

[Embedded content]

Not only douche but ignorant douche. They aren't going to storm the embassy, they're just reminding them that in the UK they can legally revoke their rights to the property.

213 MittDoesNotCompute  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:07:55pm

re: #27 Bubblehead II

This is too fucking rich. Way to go Pam.

"Obama rhetoric and support of the violent #OWS (occupy) movement, the hyper-incitement on the intolerant left to hate, whether it's on the net or in the news discourse, led to a shooting at the Family Research Council."

But yours and gnomes hate speech against Muslims/Islam had nothing what so ever to do with Anders Breivik going nuts and killing a bunch kids.

*SPIT*

Pam,

You and Mr. Spencer can just go get fucked.

No love,
Me

214 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:08:07pm

re: #192 wrenchwench

Nothing better than being your own boss. I like to say if weren't for clients I'd have the perfect job.

215 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:09:05pm

re: #204 Cannadian Club Akbar

I just finished the Reuters story about the Brits talking about taking the embassy. Good on them. And I'll second the douche remark.

Agreed. Ecuador needs to hand Assange over and stop trying to shield an asshole rapist who is objectively* pro-tyranny.

*: "Objectively" has nothing to do with Objectivism. I only mention this because Ayn Rand's philosophy has come up here recently.

216 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:09:19pm

New Zen center opening near me in an old church. . Looks like a cool building but they look like moonbats. I'm also very creeped out by the pediatrician teaching courses on sexuality and Zen. I might stop by just to see the place and talk but I'm not expecting much.

217 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:10:03pm

re: #207 Gus

It used to be an 'Only in America' kind of stupid.

Not anymore. Dumbass has gone global.

218 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:11:35pm

re: #216 Killgore Trout

New Zen center opening near me in an old church. . Looks like a cool building but they look like moonbats. I'm also very creeped out by the pediatrician teaching courses on sexuality and Zen. I might stop by just to see the place and talk but I'm not expecting much.

Is he teaching it in a van behind the church?
///

219 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:11:44pm

BBL

220 freetoken  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:11:47pm

re: #216 Killgore Trout

We envision this temple as a place of stillness, peace and refuge in a busy urban environment.

Wait... Oregon has a "busy urban environment"?

221 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:12:05pm

re: #52 ggt

Never read the book, got thru about the first 10 minutes of the movie.

The book is OK, the movie sucks big time.

222 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:12:39pm

re: #214 researchok

Nothing better than being your own boss. I like to say if weren't for clients I'd have the perfect job.

I enjoy working with the public more than most people do, and it's even easier when you're the boss. It's very satisfying to 86 someone who really deserves it. I told one guy to take his business to the other shop from now on, and his wife continued to be a loyal customer. Eventually he asked if he could come back, and I let him.

223 Cannadian Club Akbar  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:12:52pm

re: #220 freetoken

Wait... Oregon has a "busy urban environment"?

Yes. At the Ben and Jerry's after the first pot harvest of the year.
/

224 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:13:16pm

re: #186 Stanley Sea

Ugh, being trained by a young whippersnapper of 27. He was a total dick to me today. Do I have to fucking buy him lunch now?

No, you never HAVE to buy anyone lunch!

225 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:13:21pm

re: #218 Cannadian Club Akbar

Is he teaching it in a van behind the church?
///

It's some creepy old lady. The other Zen Center in town looks more legit but they're very focused on Koans (medatative riddles). I really don't give a fuck about the sound of one hand clapping.

226 compound_Idaho  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:14:28pm

re: #214 researchok

Nothing better than being your own boss. I like to say if weren't for clients I'd have the perfect job.

That is a shame. I have worked for myself for 18 years. All of the work is business to business. Many of my clients have become good friends.

227 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:14:32pm

re: #52 ggt

Never read the book, got thru about the first 10 minutes of the movie.

Now that I think of it, the Psychlos and the fossil energy lobby look to be on the same path, drilling and stripping every last bit of recoverable resource left in the Earth's crust.

228 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:14:42pm

re: #207 Gus

Assange is still facing sexual assault charges in Sweden and the slimy little creep has a fan club.

He hasn't actually been charged with anything, though it could be said he's facing the possibility of sexual assault charges. He's still wanted on the original material witness warrant.

Say what you will about him but I'm not aware of anybody in history being extradited or having their freedom restricted for two years over a material witness warrant in another country.

Granted he made his own bed when he refused to return to Sweden as per his arrangement with Swedish prosecutors. It's still difficult to believe this much effort would be made to return any other material witness, if for no other reason than it doesn't seem to ever have been.

229 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:14:52pm

By the way, for the two or three of my fellow travelers who might have noticed my absence, I'll be back to posting full throttle on Monday.

As an aside, I have been waiting since 2008 to utter the following:

Miss me yet?

230 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:14:56pm

re: #220 freetoken

Wait... Oregon has a "busy urban environment"?

Hippies are very busy biking or driving slowly to boutiques and coffee shop to spend their trust funds. Patchouli futures are way up this year.

231 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:16:37pm

re: #58 Targetpractice

How about Sphere?

Anything by Crichton is bad science but passable entertainment.

232 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:18:05pm

re: #229 researchok

WW, I knew you would laugh at that.

Admit it.

233 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:18:32pm

re: #232 researchok

WW, I knew you would laugh at that.

Admit it.

I thought it got a little quiet in here.

234 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:19:04pm

re: #212 Killgore Trout

Not only douche but ignorant douche. They aren't going to storm the embassy, they're just reminding them that in the UK they can legally revoke their rights to the property.

Every now and then, the U.K. gets this retro "Rule Brittania" gleam in its eyes, and then all bets are off.

235 MittDoesNotCompute  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:19:26pm

re: #114 darthstar

Kinkade is the suck.

And Kincade is teh dead.

236 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:20:22pm

re: #233 wrenchwench

You weren't alone.

The others are just hiding it.
/

I hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

237 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:20:23pm

re: #102 darthstar

My first novel (that I can remember reading) was The Martian Chronicles. Never read Charlotte's Web, any of the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew - wait...I did read Nancy Drew as an adult as I found a copy of one book at a yard sale and bought it to see how it was written.

I read Nancy Drew when I was 7, because my mom didn't like the way the school was teaching me to read.

I've never recovered.

238 b_sharp  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:20:58pm

re: #108 ReamWorks SKG

Oh! I'm back from my trip to Stockholm and Oslo.

Here I am in front of the Norwegian Parliament:

Image: 7773852872_e0e4e3d0da_c.jpg

Which one is you?

239 researchok  Wed, Aug 15, 2012 6:22:05pm

re: #234 SanFranciscoZionist

I like Rule Britannica.

Especially during prom season


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