Rep. Steve King Denies That Young Women Get Pregnant From Statutory Rape or Incest

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Iowa Rep. Steve King, who appeared on a panel discussion with white supremacists at the last CPAC convention, is in the news today for saying something every bit as stupid and hateful as Rep. Todd Akin’s “legitimate rape” comments.

King says he didn’t want to give his thoughts on Akin’s comment because he wasn’t sure of the context of the remark. He did, however, say he supports Akin’s character.

“Todd Akin is a strong Christian man, with a wonderful family,” King said.
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That’s how Congressman King sees Todd Akin. But Akin’s comment about rape had both Democrats and Republicans asking him to drop out of the Missouri Senate race on Monday.

Akin told a reporter that pregnancies from rape are “really rare” and suggested rape victims are less likely to get pregnant. …
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King supports the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act.”� It would ban Federal funding of abortions except in cases of forcible rape. Right now, Medicaid also covers abortions for victims of statutory rape or incest - for example, a 12 year old who gets pregnant.

Congressman King says he’s not aware of any young victims like that.
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“Well I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way, and I’d be open to discussion about that subject matter,” he said.

The GOP should just change its name to the Caveman Party.

Also see
Rep. Steve King: I’ve Never Heard of a Girl Getting Pregnant From Statutory Rape or Incest

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82 comments
1 mr.fusion  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:00:50am

Well that will come as a surprise to the 32,000 women who were impregnated by a rapist last year

edit: sorry, just saw he was only talking about statutory. That changes everything ///

2 Interesting Times  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:02:25am
3 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:03:51am
4 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:04:17am

That's the equivalent of saying: "I've lived my whole life in an insulated box with my fingers in my ears singing LALALALALA!"

5 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:05:15am

re: #3 Lidane

Todd Akin clarifies his ‘legitimate rape’ comments by saying he meant women lie about being raped sometimes.

Well, gee, that's going to further endear women to his cause. Just keep on diggin'...

6 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:05:16am

This is like saying "not every oil tanker accident results in an oil spill therefore we don't need the Coast Guard."

7 dragonath  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:06:42am

re: #3 Lidane

Yeah, that makes things SO much better.

8 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:06:58am

re: #6 Gus

This is like saying "not every oil tanker accident results in an oil spill therefore we don't need the Coast Guard."

Reworded.

9 Bulworth  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:07:55am
“Todd Akin is a strong Christian man, with a wonderful family,” King said.

There, see. That's all you need to know, you people. //

10 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:08:29am
11 Bulworth  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:08:53am

re: #5 allegro

Well, gee, that's going to further endear women to his cause. Just keep on diggin'...

Any more digging and he'll strike oil.

12 Varek Raith  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:09:12am

re: #11 Bulworth

Any more digging and he'll strike oil.

Martian oil...

13 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:09:37am

re: #11 Bulworth

Any more digging and he'll strike oil.

That's why there's a war on women. They have oil!

//

14 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:10:26am

re: #13 Gus

That's why there's a war on women. They have oilmagical secretions!

//

15 Bulworth  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:10:35am
Iowa Rep. Steve King, who appeared on a panel discussion with white supremacists at the last CPAC convention

I was gonna say, he looks a lot like Tancredo.

16 dragonfire1981  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:11:08am

re: #10 Gus

[Embedded content]

A female Republican official no less:

In an interview with KTVI-TV over the weekend, Akin had said that “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down,” referring to pregnancy after so-called “legitimate rape.”

Barnes “echoed Mr. Akin’s statement that very few rapes resulted in pregnancy,” according to the Times, and she added that “at that point, if God has chosen to bless this person with a life, you don’t kill it.”

“That’s more what I believe he was trying to state,” she insisted. “He just phrased it badly.”

17 prairiefire  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:11:17am

Akin is still ahead in the polls today by 1%. Enough to give his stubborn Misouri Mule nature a justification not to quit.
"Ok, Lord King, we shall bring you a mortified knocked up 12 year old directly. Should we remove her jacket for you to better determine her age? Need some gloves?"

18 JeffM70  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:11:30am

re: #10 Gus

She was too afraid to jump into the deep-end metaphorically speaking, so God gave her a push is all.

19 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:12:04am

re: #13 Gus

That's why there's a war on women. They have oil!

//

Secret rapist-sperm killing oil at that. Who knew?

20 dragonfire1981  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:13:31am

Related, showed up on my Facebook feed awhile back.

21 jaunte  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:14:26am
Congressman King says he’s not aware of any young victims like that.
“Well I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way, and I’d be open to discussion about that subject matter,” he said.

Keep talking, Republicans.

22 Petero1818  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:14:26am

re: #16 dragonfire1981

A female Republican official no less:

He works in such mysterious ways doesn't he?///

23 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:15:20am
24 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:15:24am

Scientists have found a new secretion which allows Republicans to repel potential voters.

25 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:15:41am

Women can't get pregnant from statutory rape or incest, but those scary Muslims can sure manage it somehow:

26 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:17:24am

re: #25 Lidane

Women can't get pregnant from statutory rape or incest, but those scary Muslims can sure manage it somehow:

[Embedded content]

Clearly, he misspoke. He meant only properly submissive god-fearing christian white girls can't get preggers that way.

27 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:17:26am

Todd Akin Receives Support from Phyllis Schlafly, Who Denies Existence of Marital Rape

Schlafly backed Akin early on in the race and her endorsement is prominently displayed on Akin’s website, but he may consider finding other defenders since Schlafly herself refuses to recognize the existence of marital rape: “By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape,” Schlafly said back in 2007. In fact, she doubled down on those remarks in an interview the year later:

28 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:18:10am

re: #24 Kragar

Scientists have found a new secretion which allows Republicans to repel potential voters.

29 Sophia77  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:18:15am

These people are meshugah.

The end.

30 Sionainn  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:19:19am

re: #16 dragonfire1981

A female Republican official no less:

Reason #263 why I'm an atheist.

31 jaunte  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:19:31am

re: #23 Gus

What you have today is close to ten percent of the population is Muslim. You have 307 million Americans, you have 9 million Shiite Iranians who fled from Iran after 1979 when the Shah fell—these were allies of the U.S. if they had not fled they would have been killed by Khomeini—7 million Arabs, about 16 million between the Shiites and the Sunnis, four million Farrakhan Nation of Islam, that’s 20 million. I can tell you with all authenticity because I’ve been collecting this information all around the country that there are charter jets bringing Muslims into this country every day for free, at the expense of the U.S. taxpayer of course, people in Washington are bribed, the floodgates are open and they’re bringing in Muslims from Somalis, Palestinians, Bosnians, Algerians, Egyptians. Nobody even has a clue to exactly how many, I predict there are between 20 to 30 million Muslims in America and this fact is not lost on the election campaign in November.

If you crammed 500 into a plane, it would take 40,000 747s to fly in 20 million people.

32 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:20:13am

re: #27 Kragar

...Schlafly herself refuses to recognize the existence of marital rape: “By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape,” Schlafly said back in 2007. In fact, she doubled down on those remarks in an interview the year later:

Another mainstream GOP position today since they, as a party, voted against renewing domestic violence laws. Women as Property, yanno. Go ahead and beat the hell outa your wives and rape them - it's all good.

33 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:20:36am

re: #4 allegro

That's the equivalent of saying: "I've lived my whole life in an insulated box with my fingers in my ears singing LALALALALA!"

It also screws up Akin's narrative. The idea was, hardy har, women don't get pregnant from 'real rape'. If King was paying attention, he'd note that means they get pregnant, from, you know, fifteen year old girls messing around with 'boyfriends' in their twenties.

In other words, statutory rape. Get it straight, you moron.

34 SpaceJesus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:21:11am

In the fantasy world these shitheads inhabit, good women don't get raped. They are too busy in the kitchen or at home, and when they go outside to get groceries, they avoid minorities at all cost.

35 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:21:23am

re: #25 Lidane

"He later said that an attack on Iran’s nuclear program is imminent but that nuclear disarmament and the promotion of democracy are not the real reasons for the hostility to the Iranian regime. According to Lipkin, the real reason behind the looming attack is that Obama is a Sunni Muslim who is controlled by the leaders of Saudi Arabia who want Iran’s oil wealth and are intent on stopping Iran from preventing the rise of…the one world government.

Lipkin explains that the Illuminati and the Free Masons control the world and pick America’s presidents and want to use Iran’s oil as part of their nefarious and secretive agenda to control the world."

36 engineer cat  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:21:37am

The GOP should just change its name to the Caveman Party

og deny any association with people too stupid to assist in hunt!

then he hit you

BAM BAM
BAM BAM BAM

BAM BAM
BAM BAM BAM

37 AK-47%  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:23:18am

re: #20 dragonfire1981

Related, showed up on my Facebook feed awhile back.

This argument is not without merit, but it is not an absolute one.

And that is what this discussion is about: the existence of a foetus must be weighed against the interests of the mother.

I cannot begin to put myself into every woman's place (nor could I fit into any shoe smaller than ansize 8), but I do believe that society could and should do more to encourage pregnant women to keep their children and offer assistance with childcare and education instead of simply criminalizing their choice.

38 Sionainn  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:23:37am

re: #31 jaunte

If you crammed 500 into a plane, it would take 40,000 747s to fly in 20 million people.

No fair using that magical math stuff.

39 engineer cat  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:23:49am

GOP Science Platform Connects Pregnancy To Emissions Of Phlogiston Caused By Motion Of Celestial Spheres

republican directory of natural philosophy promises demonstration of transmutation of base ignorance into gold

40 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:23:53am

re: #6 Gus

This is like saying "not every oil tanker accident results in an oil spill therefore we don't need the Coast Guard."

...from what I understand from scientists, oil tankers leaks are really rare. If it’s a legitimate oil spill, the Mother Nature has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

41 dragonfire1981  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:24:16am

re: #27 Kragar

Todd Akin Receives Support from Phyllis Schlafly, Who Denies Existence of Marital Rape

So I can pin my wife down, force myself on her and NOT be arrested because it's consensual?

I doubt the cops would agree.

42 Sionainn  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:24:56am

re: #35 Kragar

I think he needs to go back on his meds.

43 I Am Kreniigh!  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:25:46am

re: #23 Gus

"What happens after they come here is that they marry Christian women, Jewish and Christian American women and then these women become baby factories for Islam because it’s the religion of the father. So if a Muslim father marries a Christian or Jewish mother the children are going to be Muslim."

I thought Judaism was passed down on the maternal side. Or does Muslim paternity trump that?

44 dragonfire1981  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:26:02am

OT: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

45 Sionainn  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:26:39am

re: #40 The Ghost of a Flea

Isn't that pretty much what they said with the BP oil spill?

46 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:26:40am

re: #40 The Ghost of a Flea

Exactly. That's the whole point to this GOP craziness...

Rape never results in pregnancy so you don't need abortions womens! It's science!

47 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:26:59am

re: #41 dragonfire1981

So I can pin my wife down, force myself on her and NOT be arrested because it's consensual?

I doubt the cops would agree.

Crazy Aunt Phyllis would say that your wife consented to everything the moment she married you, so force away.

///

48 Targetpractice  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:28:03am

re: #44 dragonfire1981

OT: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Took no pay, yet still measures his net worth in the hundreds of millions.

Damn, wish I could be so lucky.

49 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:28:10am

Probably the reason that you have never met a young woman pregnant from statutory rape or incest is that a young woman in such a situation would only really talk to a sympathetic, kind person she felt she could confide in.

Are you getting what I am saying, Mr. King?

50 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:28:11am

re: #44 dragonfire1981

OT: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

When you're worth over $250 million it doesn't matter if you don't get paid at a job that pays less.

51 darthstar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:29:14am

Rep Steve King fucks chickens. What does he know?

52 engineer cat  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:29:40am

King says he’s not aware of any

i'd be willing to bet that he'll start hearing about some pretty soon

53 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:30:57am

re: #50 Lidane

When you're worth over $250 million it doesn't matter if you don't get paid at a job that pays less.

I suspect that in the modern day "prosperity gospel" (i.e. I can get rich being a preacher) beliefs, god just handed Romney all those millions cuz he was such a good guy.

I wish //

54 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:31:06am

Illinois Rep. Bobby Schilling Donating Akin Money To Charity

“The statements made by Rep. Todd Akin over the weekend do not come anywhere close to reflecting my values. They were wrong and inexcusable,” Schilling said in a statement Tuesday. “In light of these deplorable comments, my family and I decided yesterday to donate a $2,000 contribution we received from Rep. Akin’s leadership PAC in 2010 to the Rock Island County Children’s Advocacy Center.

“As a father, a husband, and a close friend to people who have been scarred by the evils of rape, I could never stand with someone who said something so contrary to our basic human values.”

55 erik_t  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:31:24am

Steve King, not four fuckin' weeks ago:

For example, if there's a sexual predator out there who has impregnated a young girl, say a 13 year old girl, and it happens in America more times than you and I like to think, that sexual predator can pick that girl off the playground at the middle school and haul her across the state line and force her to get an abortion to eradicate the evidence of his crime, and bring her back and drop her off at the swing set, and that's not against the law in the United States of America.

Is this not statutory rape, Mr. King?

56 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:32:00am

re: #43 I Am Kreniigh!

"What happens after they come here is that they marry Christian women, Jewish and Christian American women and then these women become baby factories for Islam because it’s the religion of the father. So if a Muslim father marries a Christian or Jewish mother the children are going to be Muslim."

I thought Judaism was passed down on the maternal side. Or does Muslim paternity trump that?

Some Israelis I know actually have a dreadful time with this, because both families firmly believe the child is THEIR religion.

57 Gus  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:32:22am

re: #51 darthstar

Rep Steve King fucks chickens. What does he know?

That's why the chicken crossed the road. To get away from Steve King.

58 Targetpractice  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:32:51am

Get the feeling the whole chorus of voicing calling Akin to resign was just for show. Something the party can hang over his head if he loses, sweep up the carpet if he wins. Really can't believe anybody thought that a guy willing to shovel so much bullshit on the electorate would ever consider falling on his own sword.

59 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:03am

re: #55 erik_t

Steve King, not four fuckin' weeks ago:

Is this not statutory rape, Mr. King?

Pfft. That was before he was reminded that pregnancy from rape is rare, and only happens to sluts who weren't sufficiently traumatized or stressed out enough by the experience.

60 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:03am

re: #43 I Am Kreniigh!

I thought Judaism was passed down on the maternal side. Or does Muslim paternity trump that?

It's resolved via a magical duel, similar to the one in Big Trouble in Little China, obviously.

61 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:23am

re: #55 erik_t

While it is rape, its not really statutory rape.

62 wrenchwench  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:32am

re: #39 engineer cat

republican directory of natural philosophy promises demonstration of transmutation of base ignorance into gold

That's the business model of Ms. Geller, Kris Kobach, and so many others.

63 AK-47%  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:41am

re: #56 SanFranciscoZionist

Some Israelis I know actually have a dreadful time with this, because both families firmly believe the child is THEIR religion.

Funny that they do not think that it is up to the child to decide when it grows up...says al lot about how these people practice their religion.

64 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:33:48am

re: #39 engineer cat

GOP Science Platform Connects Pregnancy To Emissions Of Phlogiston Caused By Motion Of Celestial Spheres

republican directory of natural philosophy promises demonstration of transmutation of base ignorance into gold

Holy Roman Empire denies involvement!
;)

65 Targetpractice  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:34:22am

re: #55 erik_t

Steve King, not four fuckin' weeks ago:

Is this not statutory rape, Mr. King?

Now Rep. King, why would he need to haul her across state lines for an abortion if she can naturally terminate the pregnancy?

66 Lidane  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:34:37am

re: #58 Targetpractice

Get the feeling the whole chorus of voicing calling Akin to resign was just for show. Something the party can hang over his head if he loses, sweep up the carpet if he wins.

Of course it's all for show. For example:

McConnell To Akin: ‘Sorry Is Not Sufficient’

“Congressman Akin made a deeply offensive error at a time when his candidacy carries great consequence for the future of our country. In his heart of hearts, I’m certain that he is sincerely sorry for what he said but in this instance, when the future of our country is at stake, sorry is not sufficient. To continue serving his country in the honorable way he has served throughout his career, it is time for Congressman Akin to step aside.”

67 erik_t  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:34:46am

re: #61 Kragar

While it is rape, its not really statutory rape.

I don't know of many states where the age of consent is 13.

68 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:35:14am

No one on Earth was born with a religious belief. There is no genetic code for Christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Everyone is taught their beliefs.

69 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:35:56am

re: #65 Targetpractice

Now Rep. King, why would he need to haul her across state lines for an abortion if she can naturally terminate the pregnancy?

...the pregnancy that's she's unlikely to have because Steve King has never encountered such a young woman in such a condition.

Logic!

70 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:36:59am

I always thought that statutory rape was where the girl said yes, but she was considered too young to understand what she was doing, so her yes meant nothing.

In other words, I could probably talk a 2 year old into grabbing a hot pan, but it wouldn't be right or legal.

71 Targetpractice  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:37:49am

re: #66 Lidane

Of course it's all for show. For example:

McConnell To Akin: ‘Sorry Is Not Sufficient’

Well, Akin's got til 5pm to call it quits, and I still don't see that happening. No, I figure that the GOP's gonna wait til the storm blows over, then quietly return to supporting his bid in the hopes of picking up the seat.

72 Kragar  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:38:03am

re: #67 erik_t

It contains statutory elements, but it would not just be statutory rape. I think we should just get back to the main issue of King being a fucking idiot.

73 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:38:13am

re: #68 Kragar

No one on Earth was born with a religious belief. There is no genetic code for Christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Everyone is taught their beliefs.

What?!? You mean that if you have a powerful enough microscope you won't see all those little Stars of David embossed all over the mitochonrrial DNA? Or the crescents on the Y chromosome?
//

74 erik_t  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:38:37am

re: #72 Kragar

It contains statutory elements, but it would not just be statutory rape. I think we should just get back to the main issue of King being a fucking idiot.

1. Very much no.
2. Very much yes.

75 allegro  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:39:34am

re: #66 Lidane

Congressman Akin made a deeply offensive error at a time when his candidacy carries great consequence for the future of our country. In his heart of hearts, I’m certain that he is sincerely sorry for what he said but in this instance, when the future of our country is at stake, sorry is not sufficient. To continue serving his country in the honorable way he has served throughout his career, it is time for Congressman Akin to step aside.

At least he's honest. Akin's sin was saying it, not believing what the entire GOP is coding into its platform. Without a doubt Akin is sorry he said it, just like Romney is sorry about telling the "amusing" story about Seamus. It's also a pretty clear admission that when voters know what GOPers really stand for, they reject them with disgust.

76 Eventual Carrion  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:48:16am

re: #34 SpaceJesus

In the fantasy world these shitheads inhabit, good women don't get raped. They are too busy in the kitchen or at home, and when they go outside to get groceries, they avoid minorities at all cost.

Maybe they should dress covered from head to toe, only letting their eyes show. And for further safety, only go out accompanied by a brother or other male relative. And if they do somehow get raped, they should be stoned to death because they were asking for it.

Sound familiar?

77 theheat  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:49:17am

Steve King is the same heartless, soulless, braindead, dominionist prick that thinks dogfighting should be legal. Is it really any wonder he doesn't value the lives of adult women?

78 CuriousLurker  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:50:06am

re: #43 I Am Kreniigh!

"What happens after they come here is that they marry Christian women, Jewish and Christian American women and then these women become baby factories for Islam because it’s the religion of the father. So if a Muslim father marries a Christian or Jewish mother the children are going to be Muslim."

I thought Judaism was passed down on the maternal side. Or does Muslim paternity trump that?

Simply having a Muslim father doesn't make one Muslim. It has to be consciously and sincerely chosen—i.e. when a child is of age s/he would be required to "take" the shahadah (make the declaration of belief).

If one is raised as an observant Muslim this would happen automatically as the shahadah is recited in each of the five daily prayers.

79 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 11:54:12am

re: #63 Expand Your Ground

Funny that they do not think that it is up to the child to decide when it grows up...says al lot about how these people practice their religion.

Yes it does. They're not Protestants, so the deeply rooted Anglo-Protestant concept of religion as an individual manifestation of conscience is not a big part of their culture.

This is also what atheists from largely culturally Protestant backgrounds completely fail to get it when people practice, say, Judaism, without a deep accompanying faith in God. That doesn't compute if your grandparents were Presbyterians.

80 Joanne  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 12:01:17pm

I'm sure Mr. King has no personal experience with breast cancer or having a brain, but that doesn't mean both don't exist...just not within him.

81 funky chicken  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 1:24:03pm

re: #75 allegro

At least he's honest. Akin's sin was saying it, not believing what the entire GOP is coding into its platform. Without a doubt Akin is sorry he said it, just like Romney is sorry about telling the "amusing" story about Seamus. It's also a pretty clear admission that when voters know what GOPers really stand for, they reject them with disgust.

qft

82 Dr Lizardo  Tue, Aug 21, 2012 1:44:34pm

re: #25 Lidane

Women can't get pregnant from statutory rape or incest, but those scary Muslims can sure manage it somehow:

That's because us Muslims are horrifyingly virile and manly.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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