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1 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:33:08pm
2 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:36:10pm

re: #1 Lidane

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"I'm so thrilled to be in...error. Token not found."

3 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:36:30pm

Beat the commies! Yeah!

4 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:38:01pm

Where is this going? Oh they're Olympians AND Republicans... Seems Legit.

5 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:38:35pm

Seriously? We have to listen to this?

6 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:39:26pm

re: #5 CuriousLurker

Seriously? We have to listen to this?

LOL no. I'm letting other people listen to it. I'm just following the live blogs and Twitter.

7 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:39:37pm

WOLVERINES!!11!

8 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:39:55pm
9 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:40:08pm

Far be it from me to boast about my predictions, because I'm usually wrong, but I've been saying for a long time that Romney was going to be the nominee. He's the right wing establishment's best hope.

10 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:40:20pm

re: #5 CuriousLurker

Seriously? We have to listen to this?

You could hit the mute button, turn on "Dark Side of the Moon," and see if they sync.

/

11 Big Joe Ghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:41:06pm

re: #10 Targetpractice

You could hit the mute button, turn on "Dark Side of the Moon," and see if they sync.

/

stoner!

12 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:41:21pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Far be it from me to boast about my predictions, because they're usually wrong, but I've been saying for a long time that Romney was going to be the nominee. He's the right wing establishment's best hope.

And the rise in the number of "Independents" is a fairly good demonstration of how many have chosen to jump ship than go down with it.

13 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:42:30pm

re: #6 Lidane

LOL no. I'm letting other people listen to it. I'm just following the live blogs and Twitter.

Lost Internet at home - no patience to wait - so I trying out steakhouse. & happily following LGF comments.

14 SteveMcG  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:42:42pm

re: #11 Big Joe

stoner!

When I was a freshman at Father Judge High School, the Christian Brother who ran the little book store by the cafreteria had "Dark Side of the Moon" on a loop. I loved hanging out there.

15 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:43:28pm

Attention all short Mexican-American kids: St. Mitt will help make your dreams come true.

Crowd isn't crazy about Mexicans.

16 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:44:59pm
17 Big Joe Ghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:45:12pm

I'm having a heck of a time keeping the stream going tonight. Video played flawlessly the past two nights.

18 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:45:49pm

I hate, hate, HATE it when they use 9/11 for political shit. That's what, the second time today?

19 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:45:54pm

Olympians?

20 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:47:47pm

This is... "music"?

21 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:48:21pm

"How many times can I say America in this song...?"

22 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:48:31pm

Birther music... "I was born in America..." I see what you did there.

23 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:48:35pm

re: #18 CuriousLurker

I hate, hate, HATE it when they use 9/11 for political shit. That's what, the second time today?

24 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:48:48pm

re: #21 dragonath

It's a mantra, to be repeated mindlessly.

25 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:49:13pm

I thought the guy lost a bet or something.

26 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:49:15pm

re: #21 dragonath

"How many times can I say America in this song...?"

Hope nobody was playing a drinking game on this one.....

27 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:49:40pm

re: #20 freetoken

This is... "music"?

What are they playing? From your reaction, I'll assume it's not Penderecki's "Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima".

28 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:49:49pm

Jon McNaughton just came.

29 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:49:58pm

HAMMMERRRRICAAAAAAA

30 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:50:05pm

Where's Lee Greenwood?

31 Sionainn  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:50:11pm

re: #21 dragonath

"How many times can I say America in this song...?"

Too many.

This is awful.

32 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:50:18pm

America is you & me? Really? Even us Muslims? //

33 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:03pm

re: #27 What Would Spalding Gray Do?

What are they playing?

It's the use of African American Gospel music tradition to present an idolatrous mantra about "America", which is almost the only word in the 5 minutes of lyrics.

34 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:11pm

South America?

35 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:22pm

Bebe winans...wasn't he arrested for domestic assault a little while back?

36 Sionainn  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:22pm

re: #32 CuriousLurker

America is you & me? Really? Even us Muslims? //

Well, you know, Muslims aren't Real Americans.

///////////

37 BongCrodny  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:49pm

re: #32 CuriousLurker

America is you & me? Really? Even us Muslims? //

No, don't be silly -- of course not!

38 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:51pm

re: #26 JamesWI

Hope nobody was playing a drinking game on this one.....

I don't hate my liver that much.

39 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:51:52pm

Times like these I'm glad they didn't call it Vespuccia.

40 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:52:05pm

8 white guys playing a Temptations song.

41 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:53:23pm

Mitt should come out on a White Horse.

42 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:53:29pm

9/11 - Drink!

43 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:53:41pm

It must be that they paid the lyricist by the word.. and under Romney's reorganization of the GOP they only could afford 5 words.

44 Skandal  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:54:00pm

[tweet

45 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:54:27pm

Using his wife's illness for political gain - Drink!

46 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:55:29pm

re: #41 Major Tom

Mitt should come out on a White Dancing Horse.

Fixed.

47 Major Tom  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:55:34pm

Mitt came very close to feeling an emotion that day.

48 BongCrodny  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:55:59pm

This is the party that celebrates the Civil War. They'll be chanting "9/11" for the next 150 years.

49 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:56:10pm

And now.. they demonstrate the power of the "baby juice".

50 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:56:26pm
51 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:56:28pm

Loving stories about him flying around in the late 60s to meet his girlfriend.

Good thing there wasn't anything patriotic he could have been doing around that time instead......

52 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:57:43pm

GEORGE ROMNEY

RAGS TO RICHES

53 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:57:50pm
54 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:58:06pm

Now time for the "Life and Times of George Romney."

55 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:58:18pm

Somebody give me a barf bag. All this talk of love and I can think of is all the horrible racist shit the wingnuts have said about President Obama, Michelle, and even Sasha & Mailia.

56 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:58:38pm

re: #52 dragonath

Humility is not found on by the Y-chromosome, Mitt.

57 bubba zanetti  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:58:54pm

re: #41 Major Tom

Mitt should come out on a White Horse.

If you want to be rich, you got to be a bitch.

58 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:59:31pm

And now, every American can work at minimum wage, just like Staples employees.

59 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:59:55pm

"If he could save 50 cents on paperclips, he'd move all the paperclip manufacturing jobs to China"

60 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 6:59:56pm

Yes, let us talk about Staples, and not the office supplies company that got run into the ground to build up Staples.

61 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:00:07pm

re: #47 Major Tom

Mitt came very close to feeling an emotion that day.

Emergency hotfix applied. System now operating as expected.

62 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:01:04pm

It's bizarre seeing his wife talk about him as he looks on.

63 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:01:18pm

Balancing the budget, otherwise known as the law as written in Massachusetts.

64 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:01:42pm

"His values are so strong......at least, when he can remember which values he's pretending to have that given day"

65 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:01:57pm

Charismatic? Are we talking about the same Mitt Romney?

66 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:02:02pm
67 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:02:19pm

The Romney campaign obviously spent huge bucks on production.

68 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:02:45pm

A Michael Jackson song...? What... is Cardinal Dolan coming out?

69 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:02:54pm

Make my day.

70 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:03:06pm

Oh

71 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:03:11pm

Freebird!

72 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:04:17pm

re: #71 Targetpractice

Freebird!

A joke, I hope.

73 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:04:22pm

Yes conservatives are known for being soft spoken and modest.///

74 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:04:33pm

We hate Hollywood actors talking about politics!.......Oh wait, we finally got one bigger than the guy from "Coach"??? Put him on primetime at our convention!

75 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:04:50pm

re: #72 Decatur Deb

A joke, I hope.

Yep.

76 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:05:15pm

Well, I'm convinced. Mitt got Clint to speak, so I guess I'll vote Republican this year. //////

77 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:05:39pm

Unemployed people!

Cheer!

78 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:05:42pm

re: #75 Targetpractice

Yep.

Good. Listening to some old guys hand-crank a Tiger I.

79 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:06:10pm

re: #65 Targetpractice

Charismatic? Are we talking about the same Mitt Romney?

First time I saw Mitt Romney, I thought to myself, "holy shit! All this time I thought James Brown was a black guy!"

80 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:06:23pm

We haven't done enough to solve the employment problem...... So.....let's raise taxes on those guys and give the rich people more money!

81 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:06:44pm

does he really think Obama is beside him?

82 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:06:53pm

Good going. Mock the emotions that people felt on the election of the first African American president.

83 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:07:20pm

I'm sorry, are they laughing at Clint's attempts at humor or Clint's delivery?

84 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:07:48pm

Oh look, Eastwood's new movie is coming out September 28.

85 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:05pm

Now he's blaming Obama.......for Afghanistan?????

WHAT THE FUCK????

86 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:15pm

A bone to the Paulian Isolationists about Afghanistan... hehe....

87 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:20pm

What is Clint rambling about? This is embarrassing ...

88 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:31pm
89 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:48pm

re: #85 JamesWI

Now he's blaming Obama.......for Afghanistan?????

WHAT THE FUCK????

If only Obama had paid attention to the intelligence reports we had at the time, 9/11 might have been prevented.

90 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:55pm

Now Obama was apparently supposed to bring the troops back from the wars immediately.

Because that's what the Republicans wanted.

91 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:08:57pm

re: #87 ElCapitanAmerica

What is Clint rambling about? This is embarrassing ...

Yeah, he seems to keep losing his train of thought.

92 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:15pm

Clint is so old, the only way he can be the toughest guy in an argument is if the other guy is imaginary.

93 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:17pm

This is really fucking bizarre

94 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:21pm
95 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:28pm

re: #91 CuriousLurker

Yeah, he seems to keep losing his train of thought.

96 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:46pm

Seriously, I'd actually have been more impressed if they'd managed to talk Trump into filling up this time block. This is just sad.

97 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:09:59pm

So this is what it's like to watch someone lose all their dignity in 10 minutes

98 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:10:04pm

Wow.

99 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:10:15pm

I live for moments like this.

100 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:10:27pm

ABRAHAM LINCOLN was an attorney.

Christ O Mighty

101 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:11:05pm
102 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:11:11pm

re: #93 dragonath

This is really fucking bizarre

It's like when early-Alzheimer's Groucho Marx used to go on the Dick Cavett show and ramble on incoherently. More than a little sad.

103 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:11:37pm

Its bad eh?

104 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:00pm

We own this country. Not those Liberal pricks.

105 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:00pm

re: #103 Stanley Sea

Its bad eh?

Worse than bad.

106 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:13pm

Good lord, the quality of this "speech" is about on par with the hypothetical imaginary situation where the Democrats put Snooki on in prime-time at their convention.

107 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:14pm

re: #103 Stanley Sea

Its bad eh?

Clint doing his rendition of Harvey the Rabbit.

108 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:19pm

Eastwood just sounds like your typical winger.

109 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:35pm
110 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:38pm

re: #103 Stanley Sea

Its bad eh?

Not totally, but the conventioneers have been so bored for 3 days it seems actually entertaining.

111 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:12:55pm

re: #108 Tigger2

Eastwood just sounds like your typical winger.

This performance really sums up the Republican Party of the last four years.

112 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:13:07pm

Let him go. New campaign slogan.

113 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:13:07pm

re: #107 Targetpractice

Clint doing his rendition of Harvey the Rabbit.

With jump-cuts to white people in the audience wearing elephant-shaped hats.

114 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:01pm

I feel bad for Clint but he of course could have turned them down too.

115 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:01pm

Clint, if I promise to go see your new movie, would you please, PLEASE save what little dignity you have left and get off the stage?

116 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:02pm

Oh, this is bad.

117 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:13pm

Wowie wow wow.

118 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:18pm
119 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:19pm

re: #107 Targetpractice

Clint doing his rendition of Harvey the Rabbit.

Jimmy was better.

120 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:20pm

He is actually trying to win the independents with that?

121 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:48pm

What was that I don't even

122 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:14:57pm
123 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:15:00pm

re: #120 Petero1818

He is actually trying to win the independents with that?

He was the token non-neocon bone thrown to the isolationists, I gather from the actual content.

124 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:15:06pm

I liked it better when we were speculating that Caribou Barbie was the mystery guest.

125 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:15:18pm

Not the image it needs, but the one it deserves right now.

126 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:15:21pm

re: #120 Petero1818

He is actually trying to win the independents with that?

People only vote for Democrats because movie stars tell them to! Now we got one of our own!

127 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:15:26pm

u mad, Clint?

128 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:16:02pm

re: #124 Targetpractice

I liked it better when we were speculating that Caribou Barbie was the mystery guest.

Holographic Reagan looks like the smarter move now...

129 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:16:12pm

Rubio takes a moment to remind us his parents were from Cuba.

130 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:16:21pm

Was that Clint Eastwood being high or just someone in his 80s?

131 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:16:24pm

Now everyone is going to get up and get a drink or a smoke. Sorry Rubio.

132 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:16:56pm

Andrea Mitchell didn't know what to say. LOL.

133 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:17:17pm

re: #130 Destro

Was that Clint Eastwood being high or just someone in his 80s?

Sounded like late-stage Reagan to me.

134 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:17:21pm

This campaign keeps on getting weirder and weirder.

135 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:17:35pm

GOP corners the "Pity Vote". Brilliant, Rove.

136 Robert O.  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:17:59pm

I am at the RNC right now and I took a photo outside:

[Link: tinyurl.com...]

137 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:18:25pm

Shorter Rubio: my ancestors knew how much the rest of the world sucks.

138 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:18:40pm

This production is very polished.

139 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:18:48pm
140 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:06pm

re: #138 Amory Blaine

This production is very polished.

You can say that with a straight face after what we just witnessed?

141 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:13pm

re: #134 HappyWarrior

This campaign keeps on getting weirder and weirder.

That's what happens when you run out of ideas.

142 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:40pm

re: #138 Amory Blaine

Like tears of laughter... in rain...

143 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:40pm

I can't help watching this and thinking "Rubio would have been a much better VP pick."

More charismatic, doesn't have that whole "mastermind of getting rid of Medicare and Social Security" thing going against him.

144 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:45pm

re: #136 Robert O.

I am at the RNC right now and I took a photo outside:

[Link: tinyurl.com...]

lol

145 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:46pm

re: #140 Mocking Jay

You can say that with a straight face after what we just witnessed?

I guess I forgot the
/

146 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:19:48pm

"I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue."

147 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:02pm

Jokes about the President golfing? Really Republicans?

148 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:07pm

re: #140 Mocking Jay

You can say that with a straight face after what we just witnessed?

He was talking about the run for the Warsaw City Council.

149 bratwurst  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:09pm

Golf joke...yuk yuk yuk. Bob Hope will sue his ass off from the grave!

150 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:40pm

re: #147 JamesWI

Jokes about the President golfing? Really Republicans?

Hey Bachmann did say that Americans should vote for Romney over Obama because Obama's too rich.

151 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:51pm
152 steve_davis  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:57pm

I enjoyed the part where they posthumously baptized Hitler.

153 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:58pm

re: #141 Tigger2

That's what happens when you run out of ideas off all the rational people in your party.

FTFY.

154 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:20:59pm

re: #147 JamesWI

Jokes about the President golfing? Really Republicans?

Now watch this drive!

155 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:11pm

Republicans talking about Obama's ideas moving us "backwards"? Really Republicans?

People from other countries are immigrating to America to get away from healthcare? Really Republicans?

156 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:17pm

re: #150 HappyWarrior

Hey Bachmann did say that Americans should vote for Romney over Obama because Obama's too rich.

Yes. Crazy bitch is crazy.

157 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:21pm

Yes, this ideas are old and tired. "Trickle down economics," now that's new and different!

///

158 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:31pm

They must be transmitting the shit out of this because I never get uninterupted reception for this long.

159 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:36pm

I see that the media already has Eastwood's speech recap written up.

Image: Eastwood_RNCSpeech.jpg

160 Interesting Times  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:21:47pm
161 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:22:32pm

You mean the rest of the world, where a large number operate universal health care systems that actually cost less and do more for people?

Yeah, how horrible.///

162 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:22:34pm
163 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:22:48pm

Obama's ideas have been tried over and over again and failed.

Unlike trickle-down economics, which has never been tried before and will definitely be successful.

164 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:22:52pm

More faux-history, this time from Rubio.

165 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:04pm
166 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:14pm
167 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:28pm

Let's be glad Mitt wasn't "trapped by the circumstances of his birth".

168 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:42pm

GOD!!

169 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:48pm

GOD!!

170 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:51pm

re: #159 RadicalModerate

I see that the media already has Eastwood's speech recap written up.

Image: Eastwood_RNCSpeech.jpg

Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. That was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

171 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:56pm

standing O for GOD.

172 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:23:58pm

Yeah I don't know how you can say our opponents ideas are failed ideas while ours are fresh when your candidate has said basically he's going to repeat the Bush approach. They should be embarrassed but instead they will convince themselves that they're telling the American people the truth that we don't want to hear.

173 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:03pm

Rubio talking about a time when the rich lorded over the poor.............

But not talking about how that's the time they want to go back to.

174 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:03pm

Big hand for God!

175 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:33pm

"Almighty God!"

DRINK!

176 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:33pm

re: #170 What Would Spalding Gray Do?

Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. That was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

I read that in Abe Simpson's voice, thank you.

177 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:43pm

Wait, faith in a God is the most important thing about being an American?!

WTF?

178 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:24:45pm

re: #173 JamesWI

Rubio talking about a time when the rich lorded over the poor.............

But not talking about how that's the time they want to go back to.

I pictured the Koch's pleasuring each other over that description.

179 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:25:03pm

Faith in our creator is the most important value for us all?


Hmmm... Me thinks some here might be valueless...

180 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:25:20pm

re: #177 dragonath

Wait, faith in a God is the most important thing about being an American

WTF?

No.

THE God.

You fail at being American.

181 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:25:23pm

re: #177 dragonath

Wait, faith in a God is the most important thing about being an American

WTF?

Sigh.

182 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:25:25pm

The last few minutes have tested my faith in humanity

183 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:25:51pm

They're blaming Obama wholesale for the recession. Total dishonest tripe.

184 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:26:17pm

re: #167 freetoken

Let's be glad Mitt wasn't "trapped by the circumstances of his birth".

I agree, America is great and special. We elected a half black Kenyan Marxist Muslim with a weido name like Barack Hussien Obama over a white war hero named John McCain.

185 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:26:18pm
186 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:26:48pm

re: #183 Amory Blaine

They're blaming Obama wholesale for the recession. Total dishonest tripe.

Of course. If Paul Ryan's going to blame him for a plant closing before he became president, you can be damn sure that Marco Rubio will blame him for the whole recession. And these people whine about "blaming Bush" look who's talking assholes.

187 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:26:53pm

Why, oh why, am I watching this sober?

188 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:26:59pm

re: #170 What Would Spalding Gray Do?

189 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:00pm

Is Rubio's dad running now?

190 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:00pm

Rubio talking about the mortgage crash, economic upheaval, and general uncertainty.

Is this 2008?

191 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:15pm

re: #179 freetoken

Faith in our creator is the most important value for us all?

Hmmm... Me thinks some here might be valueless...

Hmm, what other country is run by a bunch that espouse the best value as faith in the Creator and submission to his will?
/

192 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:18pm

re: #185 jaunte

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lol that was quick

193 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:39pm

anybody know what college rubio is thinking of going to after he finishes high school?

194 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:42pm

re: #185 jaunte

A new meme is born. Gotta love it.

195 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:27:52pm

re: #191 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

The GOP is clearly The Party of God.

196 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:28:13pm

Speaking in Spanish, and the audience applauds like they actually understand it...... Well, I guess they had to learn a little to communicate with "the help"

197 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:28:28pm

I have my TV muted to protect my sanity I just can't listen to anymore of the crazy.

198 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:28:33pm

Rubio's wearing the same flag pin Romney does.

199 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:28:53pm

re: #193 engineer cat

anybody know what college rubio is thinking of going to after he finishes high school?

Regent or Liberty with all this God alone is what makes us great crap. More power to ya if you believe in God, but you can still be a great American and not believe in God. Would love for Rubio to tell that to my cousin's husband, the Desert Storm vet atheist former Marine.

200 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:05pm

re: #194 CuriousLurker

The speakers would be more nervous if they knew that Invisible Obama was naked.

201 CuriousLurker  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:08pm

re: #195 freetoken

The GOP is clearly The Party of God.

Hezbollah. Literally.

202 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:10pm

Mr. Rubio makes a statement in Spanish.

Joe Arpaio seen walking toward the stage to request him to show his papers.

203 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:20pm

re: #185 jaunte

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I guess Obama is so black for the GOP to visually handle they made him invisible.

204 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:26pm

Did Eastwood really do a bit with an empty chair? What was the chair's motivation?

205 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:29:58pm

re: #204 Decatur Deb

Did Eastwood really do a bit with an empty chair? What was the chair's motivation?

The chair's motivation was to get as far away from that senile old man as possible.

206 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:30:14pm

Obama should quote from Ellison's Invisible Man but that would probably too intellectual for them.

207 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:30:36pm

re: #204 Decatur Deb

Did Eastwood really do a bit with an empty chair? What was the chair's motivation?

To avoid being fired by Donald Trump.

208 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:30:40pm

re: #204 Decatur Deb

Did Eastwood really do a bit with an empty chair? What was the chair's motivation?

The empty chair was supposed to represent a black man in a GOP convention.

209 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:30:40pm

little known fact: rubio will play the role of "chip" in the movie version of 'my three sons', due out spring 2013

210 JRCMYP  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:30:57pm

Notice how practically no one knew what Rubio said in Spanish? Had he been at the Democratic convention, that would have been different.

211 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:00pm

re: #204 Decatur Deb

Did Eastwood really do a bit with an empty chair? What was the chair's motivation?

What is the chair's favorite swear word?
Image: 4bWcV.jpg

212 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:03pm

Maybe Romney made the right decision in passing over this guy.

213 Skandal  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:06pm

[tweet

214 darthstar  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:27pm
215 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:43pm

Is it his job to keep speaking until we've all forgotten about Eastwood?

216 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:31:51pm

re: #184 Destro

I agree, America is great and special. We elected a half black Kenyan Marxist Muslim with a weido name like Barack Hussien Obama over a white war hero named John McCain.

Obvious Troll is Obvious.

217 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:01pm

re: #214 darthstar

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Pathetic that a son of immigrants engages in that crap but hey he's got an audience to please.

218 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:07pm

re: #212 dragonath

Rubio is likely scheduled for the 2020 election, given that Ryan now has the mantle for 2016.

219 Jadewater  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:08pm

Is Eastwood a normal, sane like Conservative or is he a bat-crazy one?

220 dragonath  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:18pm

Hey Dark, how about that Clint speech?

221 JamesWI  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:20pm

Yahoo apparently has a live chat going. I just looked at it and found a good point:

Comment From Guest
The lead story tomorrow will be Clint Eastwood, not Mitt Romney.

Indeed. All people will be talking about is Clint talking to an (edit) empty chair, unless Mitt goes out there and asks for Obama's birth certificate.

Mitt's been upstaged by just about every person at this convention.

222 freetoken  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:32:40pm

re: #219 Jadewater

He's just get a bit strange in his old age.

223 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:00pm

re: #220 dragonath

Hey Dark, how about that Clint speech?

I didn't see it. I was taking care of my laundry.

224 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:12pm
225 Jadewater  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:20pm

re: #222 freetoken

He's just get a bit strange in his old age.

Well was he sane conservative or bat-crazy before?

226 darthstar  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:27pm

Asshole alert! Romney's taking the stage.

227 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:30pm

re: #221 JamesWI

Yahoo apparently has a live chat going. I just looked at it and found a good point:

Indeed. All people will be talking about is Clint talking to an angry chair, unless Mitt goes out there and asks for Obama's birth certificate.

Mitt's been upstaged by just about every person at this convention.

I think really that's the last thing Mitt wants at this point but I imagine he after all had the final say on Clint. It's too bad, I like Clint's movies quite a bit but it sounds like really made himself into a punch line tonight.

228 Targetpractice  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:33pm

What is that thing on Willard's face? That curvy thing?

229 Petero1818  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:33:37pm

God I hope that Obama's chair distracts him and fucks up the whole speech

230 jaunte  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:34:39pm

re: #222 freetoken

He's just get a bit strange in his old age.

#Clint and #Gran Torino are trending, and he's selling a new movie, so maybe not.

231 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:34:41pm

This would be an excellent time to start running that Chrysler commercial again.

232 Lidane  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:34:52pm
233 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:34:58pm

Tell it like it is.
My parents and theirs worked really hard. They loaned money from everyone they knew to start a business. When things were better they borrowed from banks and paid interest. Then the party I represent deregulated banking and they created false securities with that money and destroyed the economy.

Now please vote for a guy who ship jobs overseas and wouldn't have spent a dime to save the auto industry.

Ladies and gentlemen Mitt Romney.

234 darthstar  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:34:59pm
235 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:35:24pm

re: #223 Dark_Falcon

I didn't see it. I was taking care of my laundry.

Don't worry about missing it Dark it was your typical intellectual Republican speech.

236 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:35:37pm

Where's the teleprompters?

Oh there they are.

237 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:35:51pm

re: #233 jhrhv

Tell it like it is.
My parents and theirs worked really hard. They loaned money from everyone they knew to start a business. When things were better they borrowed from banks and paid interest. Then the party I represent deregulated banking and they created false securities with that money and destroyed the economy.

Now please vote for a guy who ship jobs overseas and wouldn't have spent a dime to save the auto industry.

Ladies and gentlemen Mitt Romney.

That's pretty much the vibe I get from Rubio's speech.

238 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:36:22pm

Someone yelled "no no don't touch me" as Romney made his way to the stage.

LOL!

239 smirking  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:36:42pm

re: #108 Tigger2

I'd disagree with that. He sounded like he had no idea what he's doing. I'm listening on radio instead of watching. He sounded lost over the radio.

240 Jadewater  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:37:34pm

I don't care so much about his wacky presentation, just the Clint isn't on the Nugent like point of the scale. That would bother me. :(

Please make it not so.

241 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:37:43pm

And rock hard abs.

242 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:37:50pm

re: #239 smirking

I'd disagree with that. He sounded like he had no idea what he's doing. I'm listening on radio instead of watching. He sounded lost over the radio.

re: #239 smirking

I'd disagree with that. He sounded like he had no idea what he's doing. I'm listening on radio instead of watching. He sounded lost over the radio.

I forgot the /////////////////// after my comment. lol

243 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:37:54pm

Romney wants us to walk together to a better future....I thought he was a car guy?

244 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:38:04pm

Please let them play 'Fanfare for the Common Man'

245 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:39:02pm

Is there something on his pledge pin? like a red dot?

246 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:39:16pm

So VP candidate Ryan likes his kids and mom.....................

247 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:40:07pm

Romney said we are a nation of immigrants - is he admitting he is Mexican?

248 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:41:09pm

Here we go the big set up.

249 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:42:24pm

They get a protestor?

250 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:42:39pm

Did Romney say this was the time we were to pay down our debt? We did that 16 years ago when a Democrat was president named Clinton then Bush was elected president with a GOP congress. Fuck you, Romney and GOP!

251 JRCMYP  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:43:46pm

This is sort of a depressing speech. And is he going to cry?

252 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:44:02pm

Crowd chanting USA! USA! I am waiting for Sgt. Slaughter to come out to fight the Iron Shiek. The GOP crowd knows they are not watching a Wrestlemania, right?

253 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:46:01pm

Romney dog whistles and says the USA deserves better than a black man as president.

Romney now praising socialist NASA program started by a Kennedy.

254 Tigger2  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:46:38pm

Armstrong got to the moon because of the Democrats.

255 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:46:42pm

Romney finally admits he is a Mexican!!!

256 JRCMYP  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:47:05pm

Anchor Baby!

257 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:49:23pm

So we should vote for Romney because his dad gave his mom a daily rose? What the fuck?

258 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:50:31pm

I like how Romney chose women to work for him but won't let them choose for themselves.

259 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:51:43pm

How is waking up with your kids in bed relevant to running for the presidency?

260 wheat-dogghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:53:43pm

re: #203 Destro

I guess Obama is so black for the GOP to visually handle they made him invisible.

Invisible Man? By Ralph Ellison?

261 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:57:22pm

re: #260 wheatdogg

Invisible Man? By Ralph Ellison?

I am betting that routine Eastwood 'performed' was written a white person who never read that work.

262 wheat-dogghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 7:58:06pm

re: #243 Destro

Romney wants us to walk together to a better future....I thought he was a car guy?

As long as you're not a dog

263 wheat-dogghazi  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 8:00:00pm

re: #261 Destro

We read it in high school, which is ironic considering my school had only one black kid in it at the time.

264 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 8:08:19pm

Romney just said, yea fuck the earth! Fuck the earth! fuck the earth!!! USA! USA! USA!

265 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 8:09:14pm

Chants of USA! USA! USA! Waiting for Triple H to enter the ring!!

266 Destro  Thu, Aug 30, 2012 8:10:13pm

Romney just promised war against Iran and Russia.

Putin laughs at faux tough guy Romney.

267 Bulworth  Fri, Aug 31, 2012 7:48:51am

re: #80 JamesWI

We haven't done enough to solve the employment problem...... So.....let's raise taxes on those guys and give the rich people more money!

One other thing we could do to solve the unemployment problem is pass legislation taking away the Fed's mandate to promote full employment. That'll do it. Freedom! ///


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