Randy Newman’s New Song: I’m Dreaming of a White President

What if little William Howard Taft had to face a lion?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the new side by Randy Newman.

Newman, who is white, is openly supporting President Barack Obama. He says he wants the public to find comedic relief in the song, but to also know he’s serious about his thoughts that racism is well and alive in the world — and in the current presidential race. He called racism “the great issue of this country.”

“I felt that that sentiment exists in the country,” Newman said in an interview Monday. “I don’t know how many people you can get to admit it. I think maybe zero.”

The song will be released as a free download Tuesday and Newman is encouraging listeners to donate to the United Negro College Fund. …

“It’s delicate enough that I’m not going to offend people every which way, but I wanted to get it right as best I could,” said Newman, who added that he’s always worried there may be some backlash following the release of a song like this one.

Newman believes Obama will be re-elected in November and feels that Republican contender Mitt Romney isn’t a “serious candidate for president.” Newman said he’s proud of how America has progressed, though, but adds that “there’s a long way to go.”

“No European country would have elected a black man,” he said. “I can’t believe it happened. I think it’s fantastic, like a step on the moon.”

The lyrics:

George Washington was a white man
Adams and Jefferson too
Abe Lincoln was a white man, probably
And William McKinley the whitest of them all
Was shot down by an immigrant in Buffalo
And a star fell out of heaven

I’m dreaming of a white President
Just like the ones we’ve always had
A real live white man
Who knows the score
How to handle money or start a war
Wouldn’t even have to tell me what we were fighting for
He’d be the right man
If he were a

I’m dreaming of a white President
Someone whom we can understand
Someone who knows where we’re coming from
And that the law of the jungle is not the law of this land

In deepest darkest Africa nineteen three
A little boy says, “Daddy, I just discovered relativity.
A big eclipse is coming
And I’ll prove it. Wait and see!”

“You better eclipse yourself outta here, son
And find yourself a tree
There’s a lion in the front yard
And he knows he won’t catch me.”

How many little Albert Einsteins
Cut down in their prime?
How many little Ronald Reagans
Gobbled up before their time?

I don’t believe in evolution
But it does occur to me,
What if little William Howard Taft had to face a lion
Or God forbid, climb a tree?
Where would this country be?

I’m dreaming of a white President
Buh buh buh buh
‘Cause things have never been this bad
So he won’t run the hundred in ten seconds flat
So he won’t have a pretty jump shot
Or be an Olympic acrobat
So he won’t know much about global warming
Is that really where you’re at?
He won’t be the brightest, perhaps
But he’ll be the whitest
And I’ll vote for that

Whiter than this?
Yes
Whiter than this?
Yes
Whiter than this?
Yes
Whiter than this?
Oh yeah

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237 comments
1 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:04:10pm

For those who only see Rush or Beck using the word, this is what satire really looks like.

2 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:07:42pm
3 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:08:03pm

I envision Freepers taking this song to heart, having no idea of what Newman was really getting at.

4 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:09:05pm

re: #1 Kragar

For those who only see Rush or Beck using the word, this is what satire really looks like.

Nah satire is calling a woman a slut or comparing feminists and progressives to Nazis.

5 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:09:48pm

re: #2 Gus

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40 minutes of boredom without the $2,000 campaign donation.

6 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:10:55pm

re: #4 HappyWarrior

Nah satire is calling a woman a slut or comparing feminists and progressives to Nazis while drooling on your shirt and gyrating your pelvis under your desk.

Added detail for accuracy.

7 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:11:05pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

40 minutes of boredom without the $2,000 campaign donation.

The 47 percent thing is the bomb there. The rest I find kind of "meh" like the alleged 2-state conclusion.

8 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:11:14pm

re: #6 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Added detail for accuracy.

Touche.

9 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:11:49pm

This is kind of funny if you get it ;-)

10 PhillyPretzel  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:13:19pm

re: #1 Kragar

I thought that was Jonathan Swift. [Link: encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com...]

11 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:13:56pm

re: #7 Gus

The 47 percent thing is the bomb there. The rest I find kind of "meh" like the alleged 2-state conclusion.

Even the 47% didn't get me excited. Although I think he's technically correct that roughly 47% would never vote for him and roughly the same amount don't owe income tax, they are not necessarily the same group. It's bullshit but I don't find it any more outrageous than any other bullshit.

12 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:14:12pm

Sucking on the government teat!

13 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:14:35pm

blah blah blah

14 Big Steve  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:15:17pm

So when does the press ferret out a video of an Obama fundraiser where reporters weren't allowed?

15 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:15:28pm

re: #12 Mocking Jay

Sucking on the government teat!

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Obama voters ;).

16 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:15:58pm

re: #12 Mocking Jay

Sucking on the government teat!

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Commies.

17 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:16:27pm

re: #14 Big Steve

So when does the press ferret out a video of an Obama fundraiser where reporters weren't allowed?

Uh, the press actually didn't ferret this out. In fact, if you did your homework you'd see that they resisted it at first until they could confirm the source.

18 erik_t  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:16:39pm

re: #14 Big Steve

So when does the press ferret out a video of an Obama fundraiser where reporters weren't allowed?

Rephrased: HEYLOOKIT OVER THERE

I don't think I've seen an actual defense of Romney in some days, but then I haven't seen an actual platform out of Romney in some months. Maybe a candidate gets the supporters he deserves.

19 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:17:13pm

re: #1 Kragar

For those who only see Rush or Beck using the word, this is what satire really looks like.

Randy goes right for the throat, but he does it in a way that you have to think about before you understand just how savage his satire really is. I know a lot of people think his voice is annoying, but I really believe he's one of the greatest American songwriters in history.

20 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:17:18pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Even the 47% didn't get me excited. Although I think he's technically correct that roughly 47% would never vote for him and roughly the same amount don't owe income tax, they are not necessarily the same group. It's bullshit but I don't find it any more outrageous than any other bullshit.

61 percent of the 47 percent pay payroll taxes. It also includes 20 million seniors. It's essentially a Rush Limbaugh talking point. Believe me, this will have a big negative impact on Romney. There are plenty of people in that 47% who may yet vote for money as are poor conservatives are prone to do. Even those who collect welfare.

21 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:18:42pm
22 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:19:21pm
23 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:19:52pm

It wouldn't be so controversial if he had just said that 47% of people are going to vote for Obama anyhow. Of course an equal amount are going to vote for him anyhow. Where he fucked up and why he's being criticized is the bullshit insinutation that he made about Obama's base and supporters that we're just victims who like to suck at the government tit. Really, he's such a hypocrite about this shit too. Rags on people getting money and support from the government yet he had no problem getting the government to help fund the same Olympics he now brags about as a major accomplishment for him. It only reenforces the image of Mitt Romney the out of touch jerk who doesn't care about those less well off than him.

24 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:19:55pm

re: #17 Mocking Jay

Uh, the press actually didn't ferret this out. In fact, if you did your homework you'd see that they resisted it at first until they could confirm the source.

But shouldn't they have thown up hundreds of tweets and headlines on blogs reporting about the possibility of the reports first? Sourcing and verification before the story is released is simply not done!

25 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:21:56pm

re: #24 Kragar

But shouldn't they have thown up hundreds of tweets and headlines on blogs reporting about the possibility of the reports first? Sourcing and verification before the story is released is simply not done!

No! What they should have done was found secret video from an Obama fundraiser before posting this video. You know, fair!

26 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:22:46pm

re: #14 Big Steve

So when does the press ferret out a video of an Obama fundraiser where reporters weren't allowed?

They did. It's called the "Bitter Clingers" tape, and you guys are still whining about it to this day.

27 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:23:38pm

re: #26 JamesWI

They did. It's called the "Bitter Clingers" tape, and you guys are still whining about it to this day.

Boom zing!

28 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:23:46pm

re: #25 Mocking Jay

No! What they should have done was found secret video from an Obama fundraiser before posting this video. You know, fair!

I expect the Breitbart to release the secret "Whitey" tape any day now.

29 Big Steve  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:23:48pm

re: #26 JamesWI

you guys

??????

30 blueraven  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:24:03pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Even the 47% didn't get me excited. Although I think he's technically correct that roughly 47% would never vote for him and roughly the same amount don't owe income tax, they are not necessarily the same group. It's bullshit but I don't find it any more outrageous than any other bullshit.

What is outrageous is that he does conflate the two groups and basically calls them losers. I dont give a fuck who you are, or how much money you have, you cant get away with insulting half of the population and expect to win the presidency.
He is an arrogant prick.

31 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:24:34pm

re: #29 Big Steve

??????

Please.

32 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:25:12pm

re: #26 JamesWI

They did. It's called the "Bitter Clingers" tape, and you guys are still whining about it to this day.

Plus he was empathizing with the "bitter clingers." Unlike Romney who essentially said "fuck 'em" about the 47 percent. When you run for president you run for ALL Americans.

33 wrenchwench  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:25:41pm

As a short person, I've always appreciated Randy Newman's songcraft.

34 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:26:25pm

Biden: Romney’s Words ‘Speak For Themselves’

Vice President Joe Biden had little to say Tuesday about the recently surfaced videos which show GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney saying 47 percent of the country will vote for President Obama because they believe they are “victims” and are “dependent upon government.”

When asked by reporters what he thought about the video and comments, Biden said, “I’ll let his words speak for themselves.”

Need some more rope, Mitt?

35 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:26:33pm

re: #32 Gus

Plus he was empathizing with the "bitter clingers." Unlike Romney who essentially said "fuck 'em" about the 47 percent. When you run for president you run for ALL Americans.

Exactly, and that's why it was such a boneheaded thing to say. His ads accuse Obama of not uniting the country but at least Obama has tried to do so. Mitt basically has said fuck 47% of you because you support my opponent and just think you're victims. Really, what an unbelievably patronizing thing to say for a man running to represent the country.

36 danarchy  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:26:59pm

re: #30 blueraven

re: #11 Killgore Trout

What is outrageous is that he does conflate the two groups and basically calls them losers. I dont give a fuck who you are, or how much money you have, you cant get away with insulting half of the population and expect to win the presidency.

This remains to be seen. There are likely any number of things that could happen in the next 50 days to put him over the top.

37 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:27:14pm

re: #29 Big Steve

??????

Get used to it.

38 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:27:51pm

re: #32 Gus

Plus he was empathizing with the "bitter clingers." Unlike Romney who essentially said "fuck 'em" about the 47 percent. When you run for president you run for ALL Americans.

Yup. Here's the full quote:

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them," Obama said. "And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

He's not putting them down - he's expressing sympathy for them even though they've gotten bitter and angry.

This is WAY different from what Romney said. Romney expressed unqualified contempt for that 47%.

39 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:28:25pm
40 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:28:45pm

re: #37 Killgore Trout

Get used to it.

You're such a victim.....I guess you're in the 47%

41 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:28:47pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

Yup. Here's the full quote:

He's not putting them down - he's expressing sympathy for them even though they've gotten bitter and angry.

This is WAY different from what Romney said. Romney expressed unqualified contempt for that 47%.

Yep. One would have to be rather intellectually limited not to read the empathy in that statement.

42 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:29:35pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

Yup. Here's the full quote:

He's not putting them down - he's expressing sympathy for them even though they've gotten bitter and angry.

This is WAY different from what Romney said. Romney expressed unqualified contempt for that 47%.

Yep but we'll see the false equivalencies anyhow. And actually as someone who has a lot of family in and from that part of Pennsylvania, Obama was right about some of the people there.

43 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:29:47pm

re: #32 Gus

Plus he was empathizing with the "bitter clingers." Unlike Romney who essentially said "fuck 'em" about the 47 percent. When you run for president you run for ALL Americans.

PLUS he was right. . .there were and are people who are on both sides of the political spectrum who will "cling" to positions that are not realized, leading to bitterness

44 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:29:48pm

re: #41 Gus

Yep. One would have to be rather intellectually limited not to read the empathy in that statement.

We are talking about wingnuts.

45 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:30:26pm

re: #44 Kragar

We are talking about wingnuts.

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46 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:30:35pm

re: #40 JamesWI

You're such a victim.....I guess you're in the 47%

Acutally I am. I'm self employed and very low income so I don;t owe federal income tax, Also, there very little chance I'll vote for Mitt so I do fit into both 47% categories.

47 Big Steve  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:34:09pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

Not being religious myself, I actually thought this was right on four years ago....and still do. However using "clinging.....religion" probably was in-artful. Most people I know who are religious don't feel they are clinging to it but are uplifted by it and find it one of the more profound aspects of their lives.

48 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:35:00pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Randy goes right for the throat, but he does it in a way that you have to think about before you understand just how savage his satire really is. I know a lot of people think his voice is annoying, but I really believe he's one of the greatest American songwriters in history.

Just like with "Short People"...people who can't be bothered to listen and understand will be offended, while those who do will mine that satirical gold that Newman puts in there.

49 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:35:34pm

re: #46 Killgore Trout

Acutally I am. I'm self employed and very low income so I don;t owe federal income tax, Also, there very little chance I'll vote for Mitt so I do fit into both 47% categories.

Welcome, comrade. Pull up chair, grab vodka. We sing songs of revolution.

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50 Mr. Crankypants  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:35:54pm

re: #47 Big Steve

Not being religious myself, I actually thought this was right on four years ago....and still do. However using "clinging.....religion" probably was in-artful. Most people I know who are religious don't feel they are clinging to it but are uplifted by it and find it one of the more profound aspects of their lives.

But to what extent does religion take the place of things that would be much more likely to lift them up and improve their lot. Religion tends to urge being satisfied with your lot as "God's Will" and to figure on your reward after you die.

51 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:36:14pm

Yo, Gus. You got a shout-out from ABL this morning.

52 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:36:21pm

re: #36 danarchy

This remains to be seen. There are likely any number of things that could happen in the next 50 days to put him over the top.

Other than him getting up on stage at the debates and just taking a big dump on the podium, or news coming out that he has been planning attacks with Al Qaeda, I have a hard time imagining what could happen at this point to swing it. I guess you could add a 4,000 point drop in the Dow to that list as well.

Romney was right in one sense. There's about 40-47% who are locked in for the Dems, and 40-47% who are locked in for the Repubs. The problem is, Romney has been doing everything he can to piss off the remaining 6-20% of the country at every turn.

It really would have to be something shocking to reverse all the damage he has done.

53 bluecheese  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:37:12pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Even the 47% didn't get me excited. Although I think he's technically correct that blah blah blah

Shorter KT:
Tis nothing but a flesh wound.

54 engineer cat  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:38:22pm

Romney Reveals Himself As Much Stupider And Prejudiced Than Previously Imagined

finally connects with base

55 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:39:11pm

re: #53 bluecheese

Shorter KT:
Tis nothing but a flesh wound.

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56 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:39:17pm

re: #51 makeitstop

Yo, Gus. You got a shout-out from ABL this morning.

Thanks. Didn't know that yet. I cropped that image in just the right way. ;)

57 Obdicut  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:39:41pm

re: #51 makeitstop

Yo, Gus. You got a shout-out from ABL this morning.

I've always thought ABL and Gus would make a cute and highly irritable couple.

58 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:40:22pm

re: #57 Obdicut

I've always thought ABL and Gus would make a cute and highly irritable couple.

Oh yeah!?

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59 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:40:42pm

re: #52 JamesWI

Expanding on that....there really is no way Obama should even be in this race if it weren't for the fact that the Republicans have gone completely fucking insane.

If this were the Republican Party of 2000, Obama would have been absolutely slaughtered at the polls.

60 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:40:48pm

re: #57 Obdicut

I've always thought ABL and Gus would make a cute and highly irritable couple.

Dunno if any couple could be more irritable than ABL and John Cole. They were the perfect Odd Couple.

61 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:42:45pm

Awww.

62 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:43:16pm

re: #39 Mocking Jay

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Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

63 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:43:35pm

re: #59 JamesWI

Timing is everything. . .

64 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:43:55pm

re: #62 JamesWI

Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

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Oh jeez. Not that shit again. Zzzzzzzz.

65 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:44:30pm

re: #62 JamesWI

Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

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Yeah. Now let's play audio and video of Mitt taking the opposite view of every position he claims to have now.

66 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:44:51pm

re: #62 JamesWI

Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

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As opposed to off shoring, hiding assets and tax loopholes.

67 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:45:37pm

re: #62 JamesWI

Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

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I guess we can look forward to a Joe The Plumber Reunion Tour now.
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68 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:46:17pm

re: #65 Mocking Jay

Yeah. Now let's play audio and video of Mitt taking the opposite view of every position he claims to have now.

Yeah I was going to say, if Reince wants to play that game, let's go back to 1994 and hear Mitt claim he would never waver from his pro choice position or that he'd be better on gay rights than Ted Kennedy. Really, I can't believe this guy's a party chair. Looking at that tweet, that's something you expect to see out of a rwnj pundit not the chairman of the RNC.

69 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:47:07pm

BREAKING
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"Wonder if Sununu's fired now" is exactly the same thing spelled backwards.

70 Coracle  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:47:32pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

Looking at that tweet, that's something you expect to see out of a rwnj pundit not the chairman of the RNC.

You say that as if you expect there would be a difference these days.

71 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:47:36pm

re: #65 Mocking Jay

Yeah. Now let's play audio and video of Mitt taking the opposite view of every position he claims to have now.

"But they're exactly the same thing! Just like Obama said that people are bitter and cling to guns and religion!

Why do you hate America?

72 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:47:46pm

re: #69 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

BREAKING
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"Wonder if Sununu's fired now" is exactly the same thing spelled backwards.

Wasn't this the same Sununu that H.W Bush fired? Or is the one Mitt's employing the son who used to be senator from New Hampshire?

73 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:48:47pm

re: #70 Coracle

You say that as if you expect there would be a difference these days.

Yeah, true, what I meant really wasn't the tone but the rhetoric though. Like ZOMG GUYS OBAMA SAID THIS IN 1998, SO LET"S IGNORE WHAT MITT SAID A COUPLE DAYS AGO! I mean I know Preince isn't personally typing these tweets but it just comes across as amateurish heh.

74 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:48:55pm

re: #72 HappyWarrior

Wasn't this the same Sununu that H.W Bush fired? Or is the one Mitt's employing the son who used to be senator from New Hampshire?

I'm pretty sure they're both (all?) the same guy.

He used to be one of the screaming heads in the early days of 'Crossfire,' too.

75 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:48:56pm

re: #69 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

BREAKING
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"Wonder if Sununu's fired now" is exactly the same thing spelled backwards.

holy shit you just made my head explode

76 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:49:08pm

re: #69 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

BREAKING
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"Wonder if Sununu's fired now" is exactly the same thing spelled backwards.

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77 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:49:29pm

re: #62 JamesWI

Rinsed Pubis has jumped on that one now.

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He's talking about pooling and redistributing government resources. Not general wealth. Totally uncontroversial.

78 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:49:36pm

re: #74 makeitstop

I'm pretty sure they're both (all?) the same guy.

He used to be one of the screaming heads in the early days of 'Crossfire,' too.

Then it's the one H.W Bush fired then.

79 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:49:46pm

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

Also LOL worthy:

That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

80 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:50:00pm

re: #77 Charles Johnson

He's talking about pooling and redistributing government resources. Not general wealth. Totally uncontroversial.

So was "You didn't build that," until taken out of context.

81 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:50:42pm

re: #79 JamesWI

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

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That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

That's not all that surprising.

82 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:50:46pm
83 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:50:51pm

re: #79 JamesWI

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

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That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

84 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:51:38pm

re: #79 JamesWI

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

[Embedded content]

That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

I think we're quickly reaching supersaturation point, where it's actually gonna hurt Romney to try another carpet bomb of ads.

85 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:51:44pm

re: #79 JamesWI

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

[Embedded content]

That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

The difference of course is Breitbart distorted what people actually said while said tape is the guy actually saying what people are hammering him for. Besides, why does Erick want Romney to be elected so bad? If Romney's elected, no one's going to read his whiny tweets defending Romney, but they will read his whiny tweets about Obama. And that's the surprise? Yeah, this campaign is a joke,.

86 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:52:26pm

Does this mean we're doomed now that Mitt wants to kick the Mideast peace process down the road?

87 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:53:32pm

re: #86 Lidane

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Does this mean we're doomed now that Mitt wants to kick the Mideast peace process down the road?

Old conspiracy theorist bigot Tim LaHaye says what.

88 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:54:46pm

Randy doesn't disappoint in this song. A week ago Sunday, I completed the Tough Mudder here is WI. As I read the lyrics to this song, it really does hit home with me-

What if Mitt had to struggle to get into a state university, or interview for a job? What if he had gone to war? What if he wasn't a legacy? The idea of mettle testing is pretty thought provoking.

89 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:55:11pm
90 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:55:19pm

Sounds like that fund-raiser wasn't exactly a cake walk for Romney.

91 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:55:37pm

How does union busting and out sourcing jobs to China do that?

92 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:55:46pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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Ouch...

93 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:55:50pm

re: #86 Lidane

Only if Magog moves against Israel. . .

94 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:56:35pm

re: #90 darthstar

Hard for me to watch that show, but if Ann was on I'd watch it. . .

95 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:56:47pm
96 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:56:47pm

re: #79 JamesWI

You can practically taste the tears falling from Erick son of Erick:

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That "October Surprise" that Erickson is linking to is not any big revelation about Obama or some secret plan for Romney. Its . . . . . Romney having lots of money to spend on ads. That's it. That's the "October Surpise."

Yep, that's going to counteract everything!

Also, I must say I fucking love how they can't argue the facts anymore, so they're left whining that everybody's picking on them. Seriously, ask any wingnut you know and they're gonna tell you how the media's totally in the tank for Obama and beating up on Willard, while the polls are so biased as to be practically useless...except when they're showing Willard either at parity or in the lead, when they're suddenly unquestionable again.

97 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:04pm

re: #91 Kragar

Elfin magic?

98 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:06pm

re: #91 Kragar

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How does union busting and out sourcing jobs to China do that?

Because shut up that's why.

99 erik_t  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:11pm

re: #84 Targetpractice

I think we're quickly reaching supersaturation point, where it's actually gonna hurt Romney to try another carpet bomb of ads.

I do subscribe to the GOD, QUIT INTERRUPTING MY FUCKING FOOTBALL theory of media saturation.

100 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:13pm
101 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:18pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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That's gonna leave a mark.

102 Decatur Deb  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:26pm

It's Election Day in Alabama!!

No, not that election. Just got back from a special election on a constitutional amendment to allow the legislature to empty the rainy-day fund to cover their inaction on revenue. The actual ballot measure is a masterpiece of unbiased choice for the electorate:


"The following is the ballot language that will appear before voters:[3]

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of Alabama of 1901, to provide adequate funding for the State General Fund budget, to prevent the mass release of prisoners from Alabama prisons, and to protect critical health services to Alabama children, elderly, and mothers by transferring funds from the Alabama Trust Fund to the State General Fund beginning with the state's 2012-2013 fiscal year and concluding with the state's 2014-2015 fiscal year; to provide a new procedure for distributions made from the Alabama Trust Fund beginning 2012-2013 fiscal year; to create a County and Municipal Government Capital Improvement Trust Fund advisory committee; and to provide further for distributions made from the County and Municipal Government Capital Improvement Trust Fund. (Proposed by Act No. 2012-490)"

103 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:57:52pm

re: #100 Lidane

He is more funny when not trying.

104 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:58:53pm

re: #94 DisturbedEma

Hard for me to watch that show, but if Ann was on I'd watch it. . .

I thought they appeared on it together not too long ago. Or was that Kelly & Whatsisname?

105 blueraven  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:59:33pm

re: #77 Charles Johnson

He's talking about pooling and redistributing government resources. Not general wealth. Totally uncontroversial.

Plus it was almost 15 years ago. Give me a break!

106 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:59:37pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

Look where the scissors are, and then look at this photo:

[Link: twitpic.com...]

Notice anything?

107 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:59:51pm

re: #104 makeitstop

not sure, I do not like her either. . .especially after last football season

108 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 12:59:56pm

re: #104 makeitstop

I thought they appeared on it together not too long ago. Or was that Kelly & Whatsisname?

Kelly Ripa, I only know that because Mitt apparently suggested that Gene Hackman play Ann. Well not really, he misunderstood the question.

109 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:00:11pm
110 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:14pm
111 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:14pm

re: #109 Kragar

face palm. just wow

112 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:15pm

re: #109 Kragar

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Heh that poor lunatic.

113 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:36pm
114 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:37pm
115 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:01:59pm

re: #110 Lidane

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"Abandon ship!"

116 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:02:24pm

re: #109 Kragar

We'll persevere until everyone denies science! It's what God would want!

*sigh*

117 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:02:54pm
118 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:03:07pm

re: #110 Lidane

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That's two that have come out against his idiotic statements. I mean granted both are facing tight races in solidly presidential Democratic states but Mitt having potential future Senate partners back away from him has to be embarrassing.

119 PhillyPretzel  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:03:39pm

re: #117 darthstar

lol

120 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:04:19pm

Yeah, he's going on Fox to get the "Isn't the mean old media horrible to you and aren't you great and doesn't Obama suck" treatment. What a pathetic weasel out.

121 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:04:27pm

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

122 Obdicut  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:05:02pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

Slowly choking to death on the irony.

123 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:05:03pm

re: #110 Lidane

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And Linda McMahon...that woman has no scruples whatsoever...she must think she's got a chance at winning - which would be a disaster for the Senate.

124 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:05:47pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

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Definition of "apoplectic."

125 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:05:49pm

So, apparently Bill Kristol had a broken clock moment: A Note on Romney’s Arrogant and Stupid Remarks

And like clockwork, the Brietbarts are attacking Kristol for "helping" the liberals!

126 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:05:50pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

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James O'Keefe is still not as relevant as Breitbart's corpse.

127 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:02pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is having tantrums on Twitter.

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Mr. and Mrs. O'Keefe. little James is using the internet again even though you sent him to his room with no supper. Really who does this little dipshit think he is? He engages in fraudulent videos that ruin people's livelihoods and he's all upset because his candidate of choice is being exposed as a snobby asshole?

128 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:20pm
129 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:36pm

re: #126 darthstar

James O'Keefe is still not as relevant as Breitbart's corpse.

Nor as pleasant to be around.

130 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:43pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is having tantrums on Twitter.

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Hahahaha! "Aren't they curious how this was obtained?" Let me get my smelling salts. I'm sure they were all concerned about how they obtained the "Climategate" emails too.

131 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:51pm

Romney trying to stop Cavuto from asking an actual question.

132 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:54pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

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I wonder if he'd like some cheese with that whine.

133 Decatur Deb  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:06:56pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

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Karma's a stone bitch, Breitbrats.

134 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:07:24pm

re: #125 JamesWI

So, apparently Bill Kristol had a broken clock moment: A Note on Romney’s Arrogant and Stupid Remarks

And like clockwork, the Brietbarts are attacking Kristol for "helping" the liberals!

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Godwin!

135 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:07:55pm

re: #131 Mocking Jay

Romney trying to stop Cavuto from asking an actual question.

Cavuto asks actual questions?

136 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:07:56pm

If Matt Drudge is your lifeline, you know your campaign is fucked.

137 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:08:39pm
138 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:08:42pm
139 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:09:17pm

re: #131 Mocking Jay

Romney trying to stop Cavuto from asking an actual question.

Now, Neil...the agreement was I'd come on here and do some damage control and you would nod approvingly...yes, I'm citing Drudge as a reliable source for distraction...no, I don't want to explain myself. I'm above that.

140 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:09:33pm

They're seriously harping on about a 1998 video? Fine let's show clips of 1994 Mitt Romney trying to make himself out to be a liberal Republican if we're going back to the 1990's.

141 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:10:28pm

re: #140 HappyWarrior

They're seriously harping on about a 1998 video? Fine let's show clips of 1994 Mitt Romney trying to make himself out to be a liberal Republican if we're going back to the 1990's.

Hey, let's talk about that big law Romney passed in Massachusetts less than ten years ago...

142 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:10:30pm
143 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:10:35pm

This guy clearly isn't cut out for the presidency. It's just that simple.

144 JamesWI  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:10:38pm

lulz

Good lord, this is fun.

145 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:11:01pm

re: #90 darthstar

if he can't handle the women on the View how will he stand up to China!!!

146 Mr. Crankypants  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:11:09pm

THis is hysterical:

147 Strangeite  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:11:21pm

re: #52 JamesWI

Other than him getting up on stage at the debates and just taking a big dump on the podium...

Two Candidates One Podium

148 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:11:38pm

re: #144 JamesWI

lulz

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Good lord, this is fun.

I love it when they rag on the same media that they're a part of. Not like Breitbart.com is small potatoes.

149 makeitstop  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:11:56pm

re: #144 JamesWI

lulz

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Good lord, this is fun.

I can just feel the seethe.

150 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:12:04pm

re: #141 Mocking Jay

Hey, let's talk about that big law Romney passed in Massachusetts less than ten years ago...

Can we talk about his business practices?

151 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:12:05pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

This guy clearly isn't cut out for the presidency. It's just that simple.

It says a lot that John McCain chose Caribou Barbie over Mitt for his VP.

152 erik_t  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:13:02pm

re: #151 Lidane

It says a lot that John McCain chose Caribou Barbie over Mitt for his VP.

And it says even more that he was probably right.

153 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:13:19pm

re: #151 Lidane

It says a lot that John McCain chose Caribou Barbie over Mitt for his VP.

I know and the crazy thing is that decision really doesn't look so bad. I mean in the past I thought Mitt was more less an opportunist. The fact that he actually seems to think that Obama's supporters are nothing but a bunch of freeloaders who are victims says a lot about how shallow he is and how doesn't understand the real world.

154 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:13:52pm

re: #141 Mocking Jay

Hey, let's talk about that big law Romney passed in Massachusetts less than ten years ago...

Now would be a great time for Mitt to release his taxes. He'd prove he's not part of the 47%.

Oh. Wait. Never mind.

155 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:14:29pm

re: #144 JamesWI

lulz

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Good lord, this is fun.

It's fucking hilarious to watch the GOP schism happening in real time. The wingnuts are absolutely livid with rage that the party leadership is not patting Willard on the back for these comments, but instead trying to put as much distance as they can between them and the video.

156 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:15:02pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is throwing tantrums on Twitter.

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THEY DIDN'T EVEN DRESS UP LIKE A PIMP OR IMPERSONATE A DEAD MAN!

STANDARDS, PEOPLE, STANDARDS!!!

157 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:15:24pm

Nice quick summary of the Romney interview.

158 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:15:29pm

re: #155 Targetpractice

It's fucking hilarious to watch the GOP schism happening in real time. The wingnuts are absolutely livid with rage that the party leadership is not patting Willard on the back for these comments, but instead trying to put as much distance as they can between them and the video.

It's feeling a lot like 2010 when Rove basically said nominating candidates like Angle, O'Donnell, etc would cost them taking back the Senate and many of them got pissed at Rove for saying that but he was right.

159 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:16:19pm

re: #156 Kragar

THEY DIDN'T EVEN DRESS UP LIKE A PIMP OR IMPERSONATE A DEAD MAN!

STANDARDS, PEOPLE, STANDARDS!!!

Dressing like a pimp is a great disguise for a sex party/fundraiser...not so good for going to a woman's health clinic.

160 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:16:36pm

re: #157 darthstar

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Nice quick summary of the Romney interview.

Let me guess:
"Obama sucks. The end."

161 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:16:53pm
162 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:16:53pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

James O'Keefe is having tantrums on Twitter.

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What O'Keefe neglects to say in those tweets is it wasn't necessarily the fact that he was filming on the sly that got him in trouble with the law, it was all of that social engineering stuff he and his accomplice did to gain access to secure areas in Senator Mary Landrieu's office that got him convicted of a felony.

Dishonest dipshit...

163 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:17:05pm

re: #159 darthstar

Dressing like a pimp is a great disguise for a sex party/fundraiser...not so good for going to a woman's health clinic.

I've seen that video. He looked so ridiculous. He'd actually have been more believable if he didn't dress the part.

164 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:17:12pm
165 Decatur Deb  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:17:12pm

re: #153 HappyWarrior

I know and the crazy thing is that decision really doesn't look so bad. I mean in the past I thought Mitt was more less an opportunist. The fact that he actually seems to think that Obama's supporters are nothing but a bunch of freeloaders who are victims says a lot about how shallow he is and how doesn't understand the real world.

Don't bet he believes it just because he was working a bunch of millionaires. Mitt probably has no more respect for them than he has for us shirtless rubes. My man's a playa.

166 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:17:40pm

re: #162 Gert Fröbe

What O'Keefe neglects to say in those tweets is it wasn't necessarily the fact that he was filming on the sly that got him in trouble with the law, it was all of that social engineering stuff he and his accomplice did to gain access to secure areas in Senator Mary Landrieu's office that got him convicted of a felony.

Dishonest dipshit...

The guy's lucky he didn't spend any time behind bars for the Landrieu shenanigans.

167 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:17:44pm
168 lostlakehiker  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:18:23pm

We already had an election and it's already settled that Americans will vote for a black president, even if a credible white candidate is also in the ring.

This time around, the result hardly seems in doubt. This, despite economic numbers that no incumbent candidate since Roosevelt survived.

That riff about lions and trees and relativity is kind of creepy, though. On top of all the minefields it strays into, the fact is that for most of history, there have been numerous wild lions in Eurasia as well as in Africa.

169 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:18:24pm

re: #165 Decatur Deb

Don't bet he believes it just because he was working a bunch of millionaires. Mitt probably has no more respect for them than he has for us shirtless rubes. My man's a playa.

I don't know. I think he actually believes it. Shows in his policy positions.

170 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:19:18pm
171 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:19:48pm

re: #168 lostlakehiker

You're making an awfully big assumption there. It hasn't been proven that Mitt Romney is a credible candidate.

172 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:19:58pm

re: #170 Gus

Daaamn

173 bratwurst  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:20:20pm
174 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:20:36pm

re: #170 Gus

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The Onion? I jest obviously but damn that's crazy.

175 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:20:39pm

Yes, Mitt's still going there.

176 PhillyPretzel  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:20:51pm

re: #170 Gus

::: rolling eyes ::: And this is the Governor of Texas. Oy

177 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:21:05pm

Rick Perry: 'Christian Warriors' must use 'Spiritual Warfare' against 'Satanic' Separation of Church and State

You think about what has gone here in the last few days around the world and never has there been a time that I think we need more spiritual courage, that we need more moral fiber if you will. The American family is under seize, traditional values are somehow exclusionary, a simple prayer in our public schools is the basis for these secular attacks; you think about this spiritual warfare that’s going on and [inaudible] going strong as President Obama and his cronies in Washington continue their efforts to remove any trace of religion from American life. It falls on us, we truly are Christian warriors, Christian soldiers, and for us as Americans to stand our ground and to firmly send a message to Washington that our nation is about more than just some secular laws. Activist courts, we see them chipping away from our values and remove so much that is very special and unique about the United States. I don’t want to get too far off course here but when you think about what’s going on in the Middle East and the president stood up in Cairo in 09 and either incredible naïve or very unschooled in the ways of these radical Islamists, and four American lives were lost in Libya. It is our founding fathers knew and understood the importance of the role of our Creator in public discourse and they didn’t shy away from referencing Him, using the values he brought and the message of his son Jesus Christ to build the system that we as a society have e enjoyed for more than 200 years. Securing that system, rebuilding our nation is what these 40 Days to Save America is really all about. It’s about saving our nation, it’s about preserving the values that make us special, about rejecting the concept that freedom of religion means freedom from religion, about turning away from this growing tide of secularism and atheism, the way they preach tolerance and diversity while they engage in oppression and bullying tactics.

178 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:21:14pm

This separation of church and state, which has been driven by the secularists to remove those people of faith from the public arena, there is nothing farther from the truth. When you think about our founding fathers, they created this country, our Constitution, the foundation of America upon Judeo-Christian values, biblical values and this narrative that has been going on, particularly since the ’60s, that somehow or another there’s this steel wall, this iron curtain or whatever you want to call it between the church and people of faith and this separation of church and state is just false on its face. We have a biblical responsibility to be involved in the public arena proclaiming God’s truth. You know, are we going to get up and say ‘you are going to vote for X’? No, but we’re going to talk about Christian values. When you think about the issue of life and protecting life, it’s so important that we as Christians put legislation into place, that we elect women that defend life. The idea that we should be sent to the sidelines I would suggest to you is very driven by those who are not truthful, Satan runs across the world with his doubt and with his untruths and what have you and one of the untruths out there is driven—is that people of faith should not be involved in the public arena.

179 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:21:16pm

re: #176 PhillyPretzel

::: rolling eyes ::: And this is the Governor of Texas.

The longest tenured governor in America.........

180 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:21:23pm

re: #170 Gus

I will be thrilled when that moron is out of the Governor's office.

I hope I'm right that the Dems are playing a long game by having Mayor Castro keynote the DNC this year, and that they're going to run him for governor next time around. I'd love to see this state flip back.

182 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:07pm
183 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:09pm

re: #175 darthstar

Didn't I see here that Joe the Plummer went kabonk? Or was he always kabonk and no one knew until he became Joe the Plummer?

185 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:36pm

re: #175 darthstar

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Yes, Mitt's still going there.

Yeah, he's also going with Obama believes in European solutions more than American ones. Funny that given the growth of austerity policies in Europe that are more closer to what Mitt backs. Really, Mitt's a lameass.

186 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:38pm

re: #182 Mocking Jay

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"Where are you papers? Show me your papers."

187 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:43pm

re: #168 lostlakehiker

That riff about lions and trees and relativity is kind of creepy, though. On top of all the minefields it strays into, the fact is that for most of history, there have been numerous wild lions in Eurasia as well as in Africa.

Randy Newman doesn't "stray" into minefields - he drives in with a Hummer.

188 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:22:47pm
"If somebody is dumb enough to ask me to go to political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get," said Eastwood in an interview Tuesday with the television show "Extra" about the convention speech that won rave reviews, puzzled looks and slacked jaws.

Somebody is...and his name is Mitt Romney.

189 Daniel Ballard  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:23:02pm

re: #165 Decatur Deb

Don't bet he believes it just because he was working a bunch of millionaires. Mitt probably has no more respect for them than he has for us shirtless rubes. My man's a playa.

It just occurred to me Mitt has the same ego/king of the room/say anything/bs pander rinse, repeat as necessary that many people hate about Hollywood producers. The kind of men that bring us Battleship, The Lone Ranger (now filming budget 275 million plus for a western?!?) etc.

190 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:23:46pm

re: #181 Gus

Too late!

//

Because you cheat.
/

191 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:23:50pm

re: #189 Daniel Ballard

It just occurred to me Mitt has the same ego/king of the room/say anything/bs pander rinse, repeat as necessary that many people hate about Hollywood producers. The kind of men that bring us Battleship, The Lone Ranger (now filming budget 275 million plus for a western?!?) etc.

More than Avengers for that thing? Jeez.

192 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:23:58pm

re: #178 Gus

Steel curtin. . .iron wall. . .whatever you want to call it. . .

Well dear, I'd call it necessary.

193 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:24:28pm

re: #184 erik_t

Welp, Hail Satan.

Hail Satan!

194 Lidane  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:24:43pm
195 Decatur Deb  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:25:35pm

re: #186 Targetpractice

"Where are you papers? Show me your papers."

That was the punchline in our summer-camp skit "The Big Movement", but it wasn't about immigration.

196 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:25:49pm

re: #193 Gus

Hail Satan!

Hail Satin!

/...wait, what?

197 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:03pm

re: #189 Daniel Ballard

I needed Battleship at that time in my life, a shoot things up less than stellar acting, then blow more things up- after they pushed back my GI Joe, I had no choice. Of course it was costly, I had to see the Avengers to cleanse my soul.

198 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:15pm

re: #195 Decatur Deb

That was the punchline in our summer-camp skit "The Big Movement", but it wasn't about immigration.

I have one of those every morning after my coffee.

199 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:15pm

re: #194 Lidane

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Que? I don't even know what to make of that. Anyhow, he's full of shit anyhow as are most Republicans about Latinos.

200 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:32pm

re: #196 Targetpractice

Hail Satin!

/...wait, what?

I don't cotton to no satin worshippers...Damn muslins.

201 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:37pm

re: #196 Targetpractice

Hail Satin!

/...wait, what?

Hail Stan, our great leader.

202 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:45pm

re: #198 Mocking Jay

I have one of those every morning after my coffee.

Need to cut back on the fiber.

203 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:26:46pm

re: #196 Targetpractice

Knights in White Satin. . .

204 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:27:06pm

re: #202 Targetpractice

Need to cut back on the fiber.

Hey, I appreciate the regularity!

205 Mr. Crankypants  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:27:45pm

re: #204 Mocking Jay

Hey, I appreciate the regularity!

I think you need a colon in there somewhere.

206 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:27:49pm

re: #204 Mocking Jay

Hey, I appreciate the regularity!

Dude, you're supposed to eat the cereal, not the box it came in!

/

207 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:28:20pm
208 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:29:07pm

Damn windspills...cleaning up after those is a bitch.

209 CarleeCork  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:29:26pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

40 minutes of boredom without the $2,000 campaign donation.

I believe it was a $50,000 donation.

210 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:29:43pm

re: #208 darthstar

And my comb over

211 Mr. Crankypants  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:30:19pm

re: #210 DisturbedEma

And my comb over

beat me to it.

212 Targetpractice  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:30:20pm

re: #208 darthstar

Damn windspills...cleaning up after those is a bitch.

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Yeah, we should be going for more environmentally-friendly power sources, like oil shale!

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213 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:30:39pm
214 Gus  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:30:45pm

re: #208 darthstar

Damn windspills...cleaning up after those is a bitch.

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215 Decatur Deb  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:30:54pm

re: #209 CarleeCork

I believe it was a $50,000 donation.

2,500 in the door, 25,000 for an 8x10 glossy, 50,000 for a nosh.

216 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:31:04pm

re: #211 PT Barnum


:)

217 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:31:30pm

re: #215 Decatur Deb

2,500 in the door, 25,000 for an 8x10 glossy, 50,000 for a nosh.

I didn't even go and Mitt tried to fuck me for free.

218 Kragar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:31:41pm

Scott Brown: Romney’s Comment ‘Not The Way I View The World’

When your other candidates start backing away from the nominee's statements, you know you're in for a bad time.

219 Daniel Ballard  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:32:04pm

re: #191 Mocking Jay

More than Avengers for that thing? Jeez.

'zactly. And I hear things are not going well on the set.

220 Mr. Crankypants  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:33:51pm

re: #217 darthstar

I didn't even go and Mitt tried to fuck me for free.

When did getting screwed begin to mean getting cheated? Curious how a pleasurable activity became a misfortune.

221 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:34:08pm

re: #219 Daniel Ballard


Hmmm was looking forward to renting it. . .just to see what Depp does

222 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:34:23pm

re: #218 Kragar

Scott Brown: Romney’s Comment ‘Not The Way I View The World’

When your other candidates start backing away from the nominee's statements, you know you're in for a bad time.

Yeah but Breitbart.com liked his comments so that means nothing. Shit though, even if you like Romney and agree with his comments, I don't see how you can like his comments because if anything, the comments made about Obama's base could energize them more to support Obama and oppose Romney.

223 Daniel Ballard  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:34:42pm

re: #197 DisturbedEma

I needed Battleship at that time in my life, a shoot things up less than stellar acting, then blow more things up- after they pushed back my GI Joe, I had no choice. Of course it was costly, I had to see the Avengers to cleanse my soul.

If you don't mind a suggestion?
Go see Lawless. 15 million and looks like 100 million. Epic deep rich performance by Tom Hardy (no surprise) and Shia (big pleasant surprise, this kid is growing as an actor)

224 darthstar  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:35:12pm

re: #218 Kragar

Scott Brown: Romney’s Comment ‘Not The Way I View The World’

When your other candidates start backing away from the nominee's statements, you know you're in for a bad time.

Linda McMahon, too...also in a blueish state. I'm looking forward to seeing more Republicans with their "I'm not with stupid-->[pic of mitt]" t-shirts on the campaign trail.

225 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:35:33pm

re: #220 PT Barnum

re: #223 Daniel Ballard

I love suggestions, especially about movies and books, so thank you

226 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:36:05pm

re: #217 darthstar

I didn't even go and Mitt tried to fuck me for free.

Without the courtesy of giving you (and us) a reacharound...

227 CarleeCork  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:36:15pm

re: #177 Kragar

.....engage in oppression and bullying tactics

Talk about deflecting.

228 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:37:26pm

re: #220 PT Barnum

Interesting question- I had never thought of it before, it does seem odd

229 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:38:01pm

re: #223 Daniel Ballard

If you don't mind a suggestion!
Go see Lawless. 15 million and looks like 100 million. Epic deep rich performance by Tom Hardy (no surprise) and Shia (big pleasant surprise, this kid is growing as an actor)

I saw that last Monday evening. Excellent film. Give Guy Pearce some props too, he was awesome as the villain.

230 DisturbedEma  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:38:41pm

re: #225 DisturbedEma

Ooops sorry about the confusion, that one was messed up

231 Mocking Jay  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:38:44pm

Looking forward to seeing The Master.

232 HappyWarrior  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:39:18pm

re: #231 Mocking Jay

Looking forward to seeing The Master.

Yes! Just read the Rolling Stone review on it today. Looks really good.

233 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 1:59:41pm

re: #209 CarleeCork

I believe it was a $50,000 donation.

Tomato, tomato.

234 BeenHereAwhile  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 2:30:16pm

re: #1 Kragar

For those who only see Rush or Beck using the word, this is what satire really looks like.

Newman's satirical "Rednecks" was released in 1974 on his "Good Ole Boys Album.

After release, he promoted the album by performing this song among others with the Atlanta Symphony.

Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
Well he may be a fool but he's our fool
If they think they're better than him they're wrong
So I went to the park and I took some paper along
And that's where I made this song

We talk real funny down here
We drink too much and we laugh too loud
We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town
And we're keepin' the n*****s down

We got no-necked oilmen from Texas
And good ol' boys from Tennessee
And colleges men from LSU
Went in dumb. Come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues
And they're keepin' the n*****s down

CHORUS
We're rednecks, rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the n*****s down

Now your northern n*****'s a Negro
You see he's got his dignity
Down here we're too ignorant to realize
That the North has set the n***** free

Yes he's free to be put in a cage
In Harlem in New York City
And he's free to be put in a cage on the South-Side of Chicago
And the West-Side
And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland
And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis
And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco
And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston
They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around
Keepin' the n*****s down

235 Eventual Carrion  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 2:58:06pm

re: #170 Gus

Texas Gov. Rick Perry calls the separation of church and state a lie of Satan bit.ly/NAxAbY

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 18, 2012

Thomas Jefferson would kick that weasels ass for calling him satan.

236 simoom  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 4:58:58pm

re: #22 Mocking Jay

[Link: www.buzzfeed.com...]

Mitt Romney was asked at his May 17 Florida fundraiser — the subject of a now-ubiquitous leaked video — how he could "duplicate" the 1980 hostage crisis scenario, credited with defeating Jimmy Carter.

In response, the presidential candidate said: "I mean, if something of that nature presents itself I will work to find a way to take advantage of the opportunity."

Last week, the Romney campaign was accused of exploiting the crisis at the U.S. embassy in Cairo and the death of U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans — and this little-noticed section of the bombshell video has already drawn attention in that connection.

237 hambone  Tue, Sep 18, 2012 8:10:01pm

That was a finely done piece of music satire. to bad some don't understand satire and will agree with the verses.


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