Live Video: Freefall From the Edge of Space

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Almost 7 million people are now watching the live YouTube feed for Felix Baumgartner’s attempt at a record-breaking freefall jump, in which he will break the sound barrier.

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148 comments
1 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:03:47am

Here we go door opens!!

2 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:05:00am

aaaaaaaaah

3 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:06:44am

Wonder how much solar wind there is up there?

4 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:06:57am

eeep

5 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:07:20am

This would be the point at which I totally lost control of my bowels.

6 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:07:56am

Whatever you do, don't look down.

7 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:08:02am

this is crazy

8 researchok  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:08:13am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I'm about to pee my pants.

On terra firma

9 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:08:37am

Corrected that spin!

10 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:08:40am

From the capsule, the guy disappeared in a sec

11 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:09:48am

Surreal.

12 researchok  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:09:51am

That famous line from Rocky comesw to mind:

No rematch

13 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:10:18am

Crap!! Lost my connection for a minute!!

14 William of Orange  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:10:35am

HOLY SHIT!!! HE DID IT!!

15 blueraven  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:10:51am

An error for me on the video (not surprising w/7m viewers), but watching live on TV. Discovery channel.

Amazing!

16 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:11:01am

Wheee....

17 blueraven  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:11:43am

There's the shute!

18 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:12:03am

I would think he goes to the hospital right after landing.

19 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:12:24am

That's one brave/crazy dude right there.

20 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:12:41am

re: #18 Blackity Black Black!

Psycho ward?

21 researchok  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:01am

re: #18 Blackity Black Black!

Right after he kisses the ground

22 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:07am

Just wow!!!

23 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:13am

re: #20 PhillyPretzel

Psycho ward?

Decompression chamber.

24 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:29am

Deployed the chute before he broke the longest freefall record. :(

25 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:56am

re: #24 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

Deployed the chute before he broke the longest freefall record. :(

Do-over!

26 William of Orange  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:13:58am

Great of him to let Joe Kittinger retain his free-fall lenght record.

27 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:14:59am

re: #23 Blackity Black Black!

Sorry I am not watching that. I am upset because a very important person just passed. Researchok beat me to the story of Arlen Specter

28 nines09  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:15:31am

My second transmission to earth after the initial screaming like a baby would be a statement that I have successfully evacuated all my bowels and facilities.

29 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:16:24am

stuck the landing

10 10 10

30 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:16:28am

Don't run into that helicopter heh

31 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:16:41am

Wow!

32 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:17:05am

And still on his feet. Wild.

33 William of Orange  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:17:29am

Welcome back to earth!!

34 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:18:28am

Sun's still up. He can repack and make a couple more.

35 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:18:48am

If he drinks a Red Bull on camera I'm gonna laugh my ass off. Who could possibly be in less need of one now?

36 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:18:54am

That man deserves a beer!!!!

37 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:19:07am

So this is what the future Martian Invasions are gonna look like?

38 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:19:35am

Where the hell did he land?

39 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:20:31am

Austrian? ILLEGAL ALIEN!

40 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:21:53am

So our grandkids will do recreational de-orbit, but they'll be a bunch of long haired punks.

41 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:23:19am
42 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:23:46am

Well, that was amazing to watch. Must go finish sealing the deck now.

BBL

43 blueraven  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:24:03am

re: #38 makeitstop

Where the hell did he land?

45 miles from Roswell NM

44 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:26:26am

re: #24 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

Deployed the chute before he broke the longest freefall record. :(

I wouldn't be surprised to find he did that on purpose.
;)

45 efuseakay  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:26:29am

re: #38 makeitstop

Where the hell did he land?

Earth. And I bet he's thrilled!

46 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:27:24am

Next step?

Douglas Paracone (1963)

This was the most minimal of several orbital bail-out systems researched in the early days of spaceflight.

47 Reverend Mother Ramallo  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:28:25am

Now that it's over, I can joke.
I heard he packed a Red Bull with him in case his parachute didn't open...
It gives you wings.

48 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:28:53am

re: #46 Shiplord Kirel

Next step?

Douglas Paracone (1963)

This was the most minimal of several orbital bail-out systems researched in the early days of spaceflight.

Lawn chair.

49 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:29:05am
50 efuseakay  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:29:56am

So how long did this take from the moment he jumped to when he landed?

51 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:30:55am

re: #50 efuseakay

So how long did this take from the moment he jumped to when he landed?

6 or 7 minutes, I think. I lost internet connection.

52 efuseakay  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:32:09am

Yah I missed the elapsed time. Vid kept buffering.

53 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:33:01am

Apparently he has claustrophobia....

54 Aligarr  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:34:43am

FANTASTIC !!!! And I agree with previous poster William of Orange , I believe he let the longest free fall record stand for Kittner - class man , that's REAL class !

55 Reverend Mother Ramallo  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:34:53am

Time to put out signs around the neighborhoods.
BBL

56 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:36:27am

Afternoon Lizardim. How go things?

57 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:38:36am

Press conference coming up...

58 Interesting Times  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:40:49am
59 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:41:39am

re: #58 Interesting Times

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In an unrelated story, an unmanned capsule mysteriously landed on Issa's new car.
More a 11.

60 Interesting Times  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:42:53am
61 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:44:09am

re: #60 Interesting Times

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I jumped from Alpha Centauri.

62 blueraven  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:45:25am

re: #59 Varek Raith

In an unrelated story, an unmanned capsule mysteriously landed on Issa's new car.
More a 11.

Karma is a bitch.

63 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:47:21am

re: #61 Varek Raith

I jumped from Alpha Centauri.

Yah, but you quantum tunnelled all of the way so you had no energy to dissipate.

64 Interesting Times  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:52:02am
65 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:52:27am

Lol, I have a new twitter follower, Daedalus. Hope he enjoys being bored to tears.

66 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:54:39am
67 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:54:40am

re: #40 Decatur Deb

So our grandkids will do recreational de-orbit, but they'll be a bunch of long haired punks.

Brin's "Existence" has rich young punks building and racing technically illegal (they're rich enough that doesn't much matter) sub-orbital rockets ala street races.

I always liked the idea of the one use re-entry suit from Traveller - basically on the back side of your normal pressure suit, a huge bell bottom like curve of foam that would ablate away with a single central stalk sticking out above you with re-entry engine & rcs. Once you're far enough down, separate from the remains of the shield and parachute down. I imagine that there would be contests over who could wait the longest without going all "Blood upon the Risers"...

For you non-army types, that's one of the most popular jody calls, the las verse of which says:

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains up his chute,
Intestines were dangling from his paratrooper boots.
They're looking for the WAC that tied a love knot in his chute
And he ain't gonna jump no more...

68 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:55:54am

re: #65 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

"dolphincatcher" is also a stalker.

69 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:56:03am

re: #66 Charles Johnson

Watch out for that first step.

Crikey, mate. NSF people who have acrophobia.

70 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 11:59:53am

re: #19 makeitstop

That's one brave/crazy dude right there.

It's a pathology. But how far would the human race have made it if we didn't have a few like that?

(Thinkin' of Chuck Yeager here.)

71 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:01:44pm

We won't see the usual conspira-liars claiming the Baumgartner jump didn't happen. The reason is that Baumgartner is a private citizen and Red Bull is a private company. Unlike NASA and the Apollo astronauts they can readily sue for defamation.

72 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:02:22pm

re: #70 SanFranciscoZionist

It's a pathology. But how far would the human race have made it if we didn't have a few like that?

(Thinkin' of Chuck Yeager here.)

We'd still be chasing neanderthals.

73 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:02:55pm

Breaking: right winger attempts joke about space jump:

74 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:03:38pm

re: #71 Shiplord Kirel

We won't see the usual conspira-liars claiming the Baumgartner jump didn't happen. The reason is that Baumgartner is a private citizen and Red Bull is a private company. Unlike NASA and the Apollo astronauts they can readily sue for defamation.

Oh, no, someone will be stupid enough to say it. Doesn't matter too much if they have legitimate evidence or not.

75 JamesWI  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:03:45pm
76 JamesWI  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:05:23pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

Breaking: right winger attempts joke about space jump:

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Surprise: She's a Breitbot. This was posted 4 minutes before she tweeted that at you:

77 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:05:26pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

Breaking: right winger attempts joke about space jump:

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Hells yeah someone else made that jump happen. A lot of someone elses. One does not simply do this in the backyard by oneself.

78 A Mom Anon  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:05:58pm

Oh,LOL. The Atlanta paper has a story this morning titled "Romney tops Obama in Georgia as Economy Dominates Campaign". FFS. Like Romney just suddenly jumped up in the polls,just now. If this isn't a prime example of the media needing a horse race to sell papers or tv time I don't know what would be.

79 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:06:42pm

re: #78 A Mom Anon

Oh,LOL. The Atlanta paper has a story this morning titled "Romney tops Obama in Georgia as Economy Dominates Campaign". FFS. Like Romney just suddenly jumped up in the polls,just now. If this isn't a prime example of the media needing a horse race to sell papers or tv time I don't know what would be.

Georgia, that swing state of swing states.

80 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:09:28pm

re: #78 A Mom Anon

re: #79 Varek Raith

Newspapers are a business; they are trying to make some money. If there is no "man bites dog story" they will make one.

81 A Mom Anon  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:10:45pm

re: #79 Varek Raith

No kidding. I'm half scared to go to the paper's website and read the comments. It's a cesspool on a good day.

82 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:16:51pm

re: #79 Varek Raith

Georgia, that swing state of swing states.

I hear it's a very liberal state.

83 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:17:19pm

Me...I stayed at sea level today.

Image: 60274_10151219429033024_1702024753_n.jpg

84 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:17:44pm
85 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:18:49pm

re: #76 JamesWI

Surprise: She's a Breitbot. This was posted 4 minutes before she tweeted that at you:

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OCD

86 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:19:09pm

re: #83 darthstar

That is a beautiful picture.

87 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:19:20pm

re: #84 Gus

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“I’m not sure exactly what he’s been saying and not saying, but our position is it would be a real shame if this were politicized,” Stevens said, referring to Romney. “Our concern now is memorializing Chris and remembering his contribution to the country.”

[Link: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com...]

88 A Mom Anon  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:20:28pm

re: #82 Gus

At my house,lol.

89 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:20:59pm

re: #74 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Oh, no, someone will be stupid enough to say it. Doesn't matter too much if they have legitimate evidence or not.

By "usual conspira-liars," I mean the professionals like Alex Jones and the noted punching bag Bart Sibrel. The anonymous doofi who post on dumbass sites like Yahoo will say literally anything, but they aren't making money from it.

90 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:21:13pm

re: #83 darthstar

Me...I stayed at sea level today.

Image: 60274_10151219429033024_1702024753_n.jpg

Looks you're at about 1.67' ASL there.

//

91 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:22:42pm

re: #90 Gus

Looks you're at about 1.67' ASL there.

//

38' at my house. That's the upper end of Half Moon Bay, about a mile from my home. Mavericks (the big surf waves) are just off that point in the background.

92 A Mom Anon  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:22:44pm

re: #83 darthstar

I haz a jealous. Approx where is that?(edited to add,Half Moon Bay? Damnit,now I REALLY haz a jealous)

93 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:23:32pm

re: #86 PhillyPretzel

That is a beautiful picture.

Thanks. There were four women taking pictures of each other in threes, so I stopped to take a pic for them together, and got one of my bike while I was at it.

94 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:23:41pm

re: #91 darthstar

38' at my house. That's the upper end of Half Moon Bay, about a mile from my home. Mavericks (the big surf waves) are just off that point in the background.

Just don't take pictures of the surfers. They'll get angry!

//

95 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:24:38pm

re: #93 darthstar

Thanks. There were four women taking pictures of each other in threes, so I stopped to take a pic for them together, and got one of my bike while I was at it.

Bicycle porn. That bike is naked.

96 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:24:39pm

re: #94 Gus

Just don't take pictures of the surfers. They'll get angry!

//

I was thinking about going out for an hour and surfing, but I still need to take the dogs down and run them on the beach, then drive up to the city for Game 1 of the NLCS between the Giants and the squab.

97 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:25:34pm

re: #89 Shiplord Kirel

By "usual conspira-liars," I mean the professionals like Alex Jones and the noted punching bag Bart Sibrel. The anonymous doofi who post on dumbass sites like Yahoo will say literally anything, but they aren't making money from it.

Well, they'll probably find a way to phrase it such that they have deniability in the case of a slander/libel lawsuit. I have no doubt that they'll at least try.

98 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:26:03pm

re: #92 A Mom Anon

I haz a jealous. Approx where is that?

Half Moon Bay, CA. Yeah, I live in heaven.

99 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:29:03pm

re: #91 darthstar

38' at my house. That's the upper end of Half Moon Bay, about a mile from my home. Mavericks (the big surf waves) are just off that point in the background.

Oh, and it's a gorgeous day for it, at least on my stretch of Contra Costa County. Do you have sun, or gray?

100 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:32:33pm

re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, and it's a gorgeous day for it, at least on my stretch of Contra Costa County. Do you have sun, or gray?

I just got a postcard from my son in SF. Have you seen him?

101 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:32:41pm

Live video just came back on - looks like the press conference is getting close.

102 Someone Please Beam Me Up!  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:34:01pm

re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, and it's a gorgeous day for it, at least on my stretch of Contra Costa County. Do you have sun, or gray?

The sun has come out in the east bay. Not very warm, though.

103 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:34:03pm

re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh, and it's a gorgeous day for it, at least on my stretch of Contra Costa County. Do you have sun, or gray?

Gray this morning...sunny now. Headed out to run the boys...see you all in a bit.

104 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:34:09pm
105 harlequinade  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:35:23pm

Um...have we seen that Arlen Specter died?

Ah, yes. We have.

106 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:37:05pm

Off to enjoy a slice of the beautiful weather for now. Bbl.

re: #105 harlequinade

Um...have we seen that Arlen Specter died?

That's sad. Like him or no, he was dedicated to the service of the country.

107 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:39:58pm

re: #105 harlequinade

Um...have we seen that Arlen Specter died?

Ah, yes. We have.

Sane for a Republican. RIP.

108 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:40:43pm

It's beautiful in Lubbock today. We should have been able to see the Red Bull balloon from here, but there was a patch of haze in the way.

It is very quiet on the streets for a Sunday. A large part of the population is sleeping off the hangovers they incurred celebrating Texas Tech's 49-14 win over West Virginia. Church attendance was probably down as well.

109 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:44:39pm

re: #107 Decatur Deb

Sane for a Republican. RIP.

Old school.

110 harlequinade  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:47:15pm

re: #109 Shiplord Kirel

As a Brit, my relationship is more to the name and history. But looking at google news's front page, that was a lot of a shock.

111 JamesWI  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:47:58pm

Bull-horn:

112 efuseakay  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:48:08pm

re: #108 Shiplord Kirel

It's beautiful in Lubbock today. We should have been able to see the Red Bull balloon from here, but there was a patch of haze in the way.

It is very quiet on the streets for a Sunday. A large part of the population is sleeping off the hangovers they incurred celebrating Texas Tech's 49-14 win over West Virginia. Church attendance was probably down as well.

Blasphemers!

113 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:53:58pm

I'm still finding little things I need to fix or adjust on the DB server - moving this much data to a new box is no small task.

There's no doubt that the new server made a huge improvement in LGF's responsiveness. I've been doing some simple stress testing today and the thresholds are much further out there than they were on the old server. Because MySQL can process connections and queries a LOT faster, more connections are possible in a shorter period of time. I'd love to see if we'd handle a Reddit front page link without getting knocked offline - I think the new server would probably be able to keep up.

Our web server was swapped out in December 2008 -- starting to think it might be a good idea to ask for a new web server too. 2008 state of the art was nothing like 2012 state of the art.

114 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:54:27pm
115 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:55:40pm
116 Targetpractice  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:57:23pm

re: #113 Charles Johnson

I'm still finding little things I need to fix or adjust on the DB server - moving this much data to a new box is no small task.

There's no doubt that the new server made a huge improvement in LGF's responsiveness. I've been doing some simple stress testing today and the thresholds are much further out there than they were on the old server. Because MySQL can process connections and queries a LOT faster, more connections are possible in a shorter period of time. I'd love to see if we'd handle a Reddit front page link without getting knocked offline - I think the new server would probably be able to keep up.

Our web server was swapped out in December 2008 -- starting to think it might be a good idea to ask for a new web server too. 2008 state of the art was nothing like 2012 state of the art.

'08 state of the art these days is a glorified paperweight.

117 JamesWI  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:57:48pm

re: #115 Gus

A rare case of a guitar made less valuable by adding autographs to it.

118 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:58:06pm

re: #115 Gus

I remember Kid Rock was at the Jon Stewart rally in '10. The crowd really didn't know what to make of that.

119 freetoken  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 12:58:34pm

They won't have Arlen to kick around anymore:

Former Sen. Arlen Specter dies at 82

120 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:01:20pm
121 JamesWI  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:02:12pm

re: #119 freetoken

They won't have Arlen to kick around anymore:

Former Sen. Arlen Specter dies at 82

Yahoo comment section on the story is filled with "conservatives" trashing him. Good Christians, these people. If you don't agree with them on everything, you're a fucking piece of garbage who will burn in hell.

122 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:02:35pm

re: #104 Gus

Kid Rock sucks. Musically, personally, in every way.

123 Charles Johnson  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:03:26pm

In fact, I don't even like to use the word "music" in the same sentence as "Kid Rock."

124 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:04:22pm

re: #26 William of Orange

Great of him to let Joe Kittinger retain his free-fall lenght record.

Just found out Joe is a Gator. Whoop.

[Link: magazine.ufl.edu...]

125 dragonath  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:04:39pm

re: #121 JamesWI

Yahoo comment section on the story is filled with "conservatives" trashing him. Good Christians, these people. If you don't agree with them on everything, you're a fucking piece of garbage who will burn in hell.

Not just conservatives. The commenters over at Balloon Juice aren't letting bygones be bygones. It's like taking a time machine back to 2010.

126 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:08:27pm

re: #117 JamesWI

A rare case of a guitar made less valuable by adding autographs to it.

It's an Epiphone. If it was a Gibson, then we'd have something to talk about.

127 Eventual Carrion  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:09:13pm

I hate pulling for Dallas to win :-)

128 danarchy  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:10:14pm

re: #122 Charles Johnson

Kid Rock sucks. Musically, personally, in every way.

That seems a little harsh. His music certainly isn't any great shakes, but I know he does a ton of work for charities for disadvantaged kids and veterans.

129 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:10:30pm

re: #111 JamesWI

Bull-horn:

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President Barack "Spearchucker" Obama...sigh.

/paging Dr. Oliver Harmon Jones

130 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:12:48pm

re: #121 JamesWI

Yahoo comment section on the story is filled with "conservatives" trashing him. Good Christians, these people. If you don't agree with them on everything, you're a fucking piece of garbage who will burn in hell.

Figured that would be happening already.

131 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:12:53pm

re: #111 JamesWI

Bull-horn:

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What racism?

132 freetoken  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:17:17pm

Local outlet dishes it out:


Video Picks of the Week: The Avenging Uterus, Hellfire with Deer Heads, and the Science Guy

And includes a link to this, someday to be classic, bit of animated sarcasm:

133 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:18:08pm

re: #111 JamesWI

Bull-horn:

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Isn't that the Appalachian Trail guy? Is being a national laughingstock enough in and of itself to land a Fox News gig?

134 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:19:28pm

re: #113 Charles Johnson

I'm still finding little things I need to fix or adjust on the DB server - moving this much data to a new box is no small task.

There's no doubt that the new server made a huge improvement in LGF's responsiveness. I've been doing some simple stress testing today and the thresholds are much further out there than they were on the old server. Because MySQL can process connections and queries a LOT faster, more connections are possible in a shorter period of time. I'd love to see if we'd handle a Reddit front page link without getting knocked offline - I think the new server would probably be able to keep up.

Our web server was swapped out in December 2008 -- starting to think it might be a good idea to ask for a new web server too. 2008 state of the art was nothing like 2012 state of the art.

That's why I mentioned something like that yesterday; it'd be bad juju for the web server to also melt down closer to the election.

135 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:20:41pm

re: #126 Gangnam Style

It's an Epiphone. If it was a Gibson, then we'd have something to talk about.

Uhh, Epiphone is the (typically) foreign-made "value" brand of Gibson.

136 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:21:57pm

re: #135 MittDoesNotCompute

Uhh, Epiphone is the (typically) foreign-made "value" brand of Gibson.

[Link: www2.epiphone.com...]

137 engineer cat  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:23:37pm

Why Conservatives Don't Really Want the U.S. to Run Like a Business
Jordan Weissmann | 8:58 AM ET
Earlier this week, Florida timeshare mogul David Siegel sent an email to his company's 7,000 employees imploring them to vote for Mitt Romney. He didn't quite threaten their jobs; instead, Siegel argued that if Obama raised taxes on the wealthy any time in the next four years, it would be so devastating that'd he'd be forced to start laying people off. The letter was published on Gawker, and now Siegel, never a bashful sort -- he and his wife are building a 90,000-square-foo house they've nicknamed Versailles, after all -- has explained himself to Bloomberg Businessweek.  

"If only businessmen voted in the election, Romney would win 99 to 1," he told the magazine. "The United States is like a big company, and we need a CEO to run it."

This is a curious metaphor that's worth pondering for a bit. Republicans are fond of saying government should run more like a business, which presumably means it should keep an eye on costs and strive to balance its budget, even if that means cutting services we all like. They repeat this nostrum often enough that "The Daily Show" dedicated a whole segment to skewering the idea.

But running the whole country as a business? That's a different notion altogether, and one that would probably require abandoning some very dear conservative principles.  

Think, for a moment, about what corporations are. They exist to make a return for shareholders and are generally managed from the top down. Every few months, a CEO has to ask themselves: "Are my investors richer than they were four quarters ago?" If the answer is yes, chances are they've done their job. If the answer is no, it's their obligation to cut costs and boost revenue. Once the boss comes up with a strategy for making it happen, it's everybody else's task to implement it. 

Upshot: They're dictatorships that turn a profit. 

This is not how most people envision the United States, thankfully, and especially not conservatives. We're a messy democracy that leaves much in our economy up to chance (or, if you prefer, the market). There's no official growth target for the economy. The Federal Reserve can set all the employment benchmarks it wants, and nobody else is required to play along. Congress can tell the president to take his jobs plan and shove it. Corporations can take tax cuts designed to spur hiring and spend them on fat dividend checks for shareholders instead. 

Tim Cook, by contrast, doesn't have to worry about Apple's R&D department using its design budget on catering.     

There are countries out there that do run themselves more like businesses. We just don't emulate them. They have heavy-handed industrial policies geared at cultivating individual sectors of the economy while keeping employment and trade surpluses high. China sets explicit targets on everything from GDP to education to the number of movie screens around the country, then helps make it happen by directing banks to hand out low interest loans to state-owned enterprises. Once upon a time, Japan's powerful government bureaucrats helped transform their country into the world's most fearsome exporter. We started calling their corporate giants "Japan, Inc."

This all may sound vaguely familiar to you. With his clean energy programs and proposals to subsidize manufacturing, President Obama has pursued a diet version of these industrial policies. But even those relatively modest stabs at industrial policy have gotten push-back, most of all from Republicans. The majority Americans, for better or worse, don't really seem to want the Untied States to run like a business. Nor, I imagine, does David Siegel. 

[Link: m.theatlantic.com...]

138 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:25:47pm

re: #132 freetoken

Local outlet dishes it out:

Video Picks of the Week: The Avenging Uterus, Hellfire with Deer Heads, and the Science Guy

And includes a link to this, someday to be classic, bit of animated sarcasm:

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I just changed my twitter avatar!

139 darthstar  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:29:22pm

re: #105 harlequinade

Um...have we seen that Arlen Specter died?

Ah, yes. We have.

Aw fuck...I liked him. They don't make republicans like him anymore.

140 Daniel Ballard  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:32:27pm

The presser for Stratos seems to be close...

141 AK-47%  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:33:35pm

re: #126 Gangnam Style

It's an Epiphone. If it was a Gibson, then we'd have something to talk about.

And lookk closely at the epiphone logo...looks like a communist hammer and sickle!

142 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:33:40pm

re: #132 freetoken

Local outlet dishes it out:

Video Picks of the Week: The Avenging Uterus, Hellfire with Deer Heads, and the Science Guy

And includes a link to this, someday to be classic, bit of animated sarcasm:

[Embedded content]

Produced by penis havers.

143 Gus  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:37:26pm

re: #126 Gangnam Style

It's an Epiphone. If it was a Gibson, then we'd have something to talk about.

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

144 b_sharp  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 1:39:24pm

re: #135 MittDoesNotCompute

Uhh, Epiphone is the (typically) foreign-made "value" brand of Gibson.

That was my point. Gibsons are the high end made in the US versions, Epiphone was bought by Gibson a few years ago.

I used to have guitars as a hobby, I still have somewhere around twenty of them.
[Link: www.rebootcomputers.ca...]

145 makeitstop  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 2:32:06pm

re: #144 Gangnam Style

That was my point. Gibsons are the high end made in the US versions, Epiphone was bought by Gibson a few years ago.

I used to have guitars as a hobby, I still have somewhere around twenty of them.
[Link: www.rebootcomputers.ca...]

I like your Dano baritone.

I still play quite a bit, and I own a few Epiphones - mostly older Korean ones. Those were much better guitars than the Chinese ones they're selling nowadays.

146 William of Orange  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 3:23:18pm
147 William of Orange  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 4:18:16pm
148 Ghost of Tom Joad  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 5:41:32pm

Incredible set of balls on this guy. NASA is probably thinking of installing ejection seats on whatever it is they decide to send into space next.


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