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Obama’s Thanksgiving Message: Not Enough God for #Breitbart.com

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They don’t really take holidays over at breitbart.com; they’re in wingnut auto-rant mode 24/7, 365 days a year, and Thanksgiving is no exception. Ben Shapiro, for example, can always find time to dash off an overheated tirade about Barack Obama’s insidious socialist atheist Muslim agenda: FOR FOURTH STRAIGHT YEAR, OBAMA’S THANKSGIVING MESSAGE DOESN’T THANK GOD.

It’s pretty much the standard canned “Obama’s a sekrit atheist who hates Christians and oh yeah he’s a commie too” diatribe we’ve seen a million times from these hacks, but it’s striking to see how much hatred Shapiro can muster up for what is, in the real universe, a very warm, positive message:

Obama does mention God in this message, of course, but it’s not enough for Shapiro.

As for God, here was the only mention — as a throwaway line in a hackneyed aphorism, used constantly by this president for communitarian sloganeering:

As Americans, we are a bold, generous, big-hearted people. When our brothers and sisters are in need, we roll up our sleeves and get to work — not for the recognition or the reward, but because it’s the right thing to do. Because there but for the grace of God go I. And because here in America, we rise or fall together, as one nation and one people.

No mention of thanking God. None.

But, of course, we’re used to this. In 2011, there was no mention of God at all. In 2010, Obama was closer, but still missed the mark (‘we’ll spend some time taking stock of what we’re thankful for: the God-given bounty of America, and the blessings of one another’). In 2009, Obama didn’t thank God, either.

These people are so weird. When did Thanksgiving become a holy day of obligation?

And the comments are exactly what you’d expect, following Ben Shapiro’s lead:

That’s because Obama is the most EVIL and corrupt President that the United States has ever had…

[…]

this is due to his believe in alley or whatever that false prophet’s name is that muslims worship

[…]

ITS A MUSLIM THING?

[…]

Haven’t you been listening? This is no longer a country Blessed by God. That ended with the election of a Muslim to the seat of Commander in Chief.

“Whatever we once were, we are no longer just a Christian nation…” - Barack Hussein Obama

“There is no god but Allah” - the engraving on Obama’s “wedding” ring. The same one he has worn on that same finger since his days at Occidental.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[…]

Satan himself appears as an angel of light and behind the Obama’s mask lies a heart overflowing with evil, greed, hatred, and genocide.

[…]

Obama’s god is Marx

[…]

The Usurp is an Al-Qaeda sleeper.

[…]

How can a divisive, inept, mean spirited, disingenuous, narcissistic brat thank God when he considers himself to be a god? There is no room within the pea sized obummer brain for anyone or anything else other than the won.

[…]

This is proof positive that Obama’s religion is Marxism. Period.

[…]

Muslims are just that way

[…]

Why would he thank God when he embraces Allah via his wedding band? According to our Commander in Chief, “There is no God but Allah!”

[…]

It is because he doesn’t worship the God of the Bible but another god. I would once have said it is the god of the Koran but now I suspect it is the Image of the Beast that greets him in the mirror every morning.

[…]

I’d bet that Baracky faced Mecca, knelled, and prayed five times to allah! /Sarc

[…]

The pedophile cult of hatred, violence, rape, murder, beheading, enslaving and terrorism. Islam , the Satan worshipers of the world.

[…]

He’s a marxist muslim SHILL God plays NO role in this FORKED TONGUED, SNAKE OIL SALESMANS world He’s the DEVIL INCARNATE

And uh… Happy Thanksgiving from breitbart.com!

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116 comments

1 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:43:54pm

Thank God the GOP lost.

2 Turkey Jihad  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:44:30pm

Even Thanksgiving can't save us from one day of derp.

3 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:47:19pm

OBAMA DIDN'T MENTION CROM ONCE, THE BASTARD!
/

4 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:48:13pm
These people are so weird. When did Thanksgiving become a holy day of obligation?

Exactly 5,773 years ago you INFIDELS!1!ty

5 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:48:24pm

re: #3 Kragar

OBAMA DIDN'T MENTION CROM ONCE, THE BASTARD!
/

No mention of the Ori! How can I take this man seriously!?

//

6 allegro  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:48:53pm

I thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate and thank the native Americans for saving the Pilgrim's asses. Well, before they wiped the NA out anyway.

7 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:49:24pm

Actually Shapiro is right. If you read Atlas Shrugs for several hours, drink 2 bottles of crappy gin, then watch Obama's video backwards at half speed while standing upside down and holding your breath, he does seem pretty evil.

8 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:49:54pm

re: #7 Henchman Ghazi-808

Actually Shapiro is right. If you read Atlas Shrugs for several hours, drink 2 bottles of crappy gin, then watch Obama's video backwards at half speed while standing upside down and holding your breath, he does seem pretty evil.

What, no hits of acid to liven things up?

//

9 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:50:20pm

Here is menu for the first family's Thanksgiving feast, as shared by the White House:

• Turkey
• Ham
• Cornbread Stuffing
• Oyster Stuffing
• Greens
• Macaroni and cheese
• Sweet Potatoes
• Mashed Potatoes
• Green Bean Casserole
• Dinner Rolls
Dessert:
• Banana Cream Pie
• Pumpkin Pie
• Apple Pie
• Sweet Potato Pie
• Huckleberry Pie
• Cherry Pie

PIE!

10 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:50:26pm

re: #3 Kragar

OBAMA DIDN'T MENTION CROM ONCE, THE BASTARD!
/

Who's 'Crom'?

11 jvic  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:51:02pm

1.

It’s pretty much the standard canned “Obama’s a sekrit atheist who hates Christians and oh yeah he’s a commie too” diatribe we’ve seen a million times from these hacks...

He's a homosekshull Mooslim too!

2. I do not seek out the words and thoughts of President Barack Obama, but I am completely certain that he has regularly, routinely, and repeatedly closed speeches with "God bless America" and words to that effect.

12 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:51:39pm

FEMA!

13 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:52:24pm
14 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:52:42pm

re: #12 Henchman Ghazi-808

FEMA!

Fear!
Smooth guys sell it
Easy marks buy it
Well learned men
Always refuse it
Derpa-Shave

/apologies to the original jingle

15 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:53:34pm

re: #10 Dark_Falcon

Who's 'Crom'?

INFIDEL!

16 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:53:38pm

re: #13 Vicious Babushka

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Few things cannot be improved by pie.
/

17 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:54:25pm

re: #13 Vicious Babushka

They look good.

18 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:54:31pm

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

They just put ham in there to throw people off. //

19 Mattand  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:54:55pm

re: #10 Dark_Falcon

Who's 'Crom'?

The ruler of the gods in Conan the Barbarian's universe. KInd of his equivalent to Zeus.

20 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:55:05pm
After all, what need do you have for God when you’ve got the state?

Zing!

21 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:56:58pm

re: #19 Mattand

The ruler of the gods in Conan the Barbarian's universe. KInd of his equivalent to Zeus.

Heresy. Crom was independent and was not a member of any group pantheon.

22 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:57:56pm

Obama didn't even offer blood for the blood god! What madness is this?!

//

23 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:58:44pm

Shapiro is a fucking no-talent hack, as are the rest of the Breitbart staff.

But we all knew that, right?

24 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:58:52pm

re: #22 Targetpractice

Obama didn't even offer blood for the blood god! What madness is this?!

//

Bryan Fischer called dibs first.

25 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:59:17pm

re: #23 TedStriker

Shapiro is a fucking no-talent hack.

But we all knew that, right?

Indeed, hence the merciless mocking.

26 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 4:59:59pm

re: #19 Mattand

The ruler of the gods in Conan the Barbarian's universe. KInd of his equivalent to Zeus.

Thanks. I thought Kragar had mistyped Khorne, a Chaos God from Warhammer 40K. Wal-Mart is currently preparing its annual worship of the Blood God with its heavily advertised 'doorbusters' and inadequate security. At least one shopper is always killed in the resulting frenzy, to the delight of the malignant deity who sits on the Skull Throne.

The Walton family also serves Nurgle with their routine cutting of hours to prevent employees from getting health benefits.

27 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:00:36pm

The picture of Obama with the Presidential Seal as some sort of halo thing is hilarious. Not by accident.

Well played Shapiro, well played.

28 Mattand  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:00:43pm

re: #21 Kragar

Heresy. Crom was independent and was not a member of any group pantheon.

I've got yer Riddle of Steel, RIGHT HERE!!!

29 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:01:11pm

re: #22 Targetpractice

Obama didn't even offer blood for the blood god! What madness is this?!

//

That is why Big Box stores have doorbusters. Obama is crafty, and thus serves Saleesh.

///

30 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:01:11pm

re: #22 Targetpractice

Obama didn't even offer blood for the blood god! What madness is this?!

//

Pfft. You didn't actually think that was cherry juice in the cherry pie did you? Some people are soooo naive. //

31 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:01:12pm

Notice how a lot of the commenters are parroting the latest wingnut sekrit Muslim conspiracy theory - that Obama wears a ring that says "Allahu Akbar."

32 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:01:58pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Notice how a lot of the commenters are parroting the latest wingnut sekrit Muslim conspiracy theory - that Obama wears a ring that says "Allahu Akbar."

[headdesk]

33 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:02:38pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Notice how a lot of the commenters are parroting the latest wingnut sekrit Muslim conspiracy theory - that Obama wears a ring that says "Allahu Akbar."

I thought that was the One Ring?

//

34 Stanghazi  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:02:56pm

Rather on topic. Between my recovering alcoholic brother & my sister on fake disability, it was me today who got the grief for saying goddammit and jesus christ one time too many. Ah family. Im safely in my infidel hotel room.

35 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:03:23pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

I thought that was the One Ring?

//

No, silly. The One Ring is worn by the Dark Lord Soros!

36 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:03:36pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Notice how a lot of the commenters are parroting the latest wingnut sekrit Muslim conspiracy theory - that Obama wears a ring that says "Allahu Akbar."

Isn't it just a retread of their pre-election "OUTRAGEOUS OUTRAGE!!!11ty"?

37 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:04:18pm

re: #29 Dark_Falcon

That is why Big Box stores have doorbusters. Obama is crafty, and thus serves Saleesh.

///

Slaanesh.

And Tzeentch is the crafty one.

38 dragonath  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:05:02pm

OMG, there was a Burma Shave-off going on in the last thread

I've got the sekret Burma Bible with all the jingles

Muahahaha

39 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:05:29pm

re: #38 dragonath

OMG, there was a Burma Shave-off going on in the last thread

I've got the sekret Burma Bible with all the jingles

Muahahaha

On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave

/you rang?

40 Mattand  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:05:47pm

re: #34 Stanghazi

Rather on topic. Between my recovering alcoholic brother & my sister on fake disability, it was me today who got the grief for saying goddammit and jesus christ one time too many. Ah family. Im safely in my infidel hotel room.

That blows. Hopefully the hotel bar has good stuff.

Slightly OT: didja ever notice that when the tv networks censor the word "goddamn" in movies, they'll actually bleep the word "god"?

41 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:06:32pm
One by one, the free lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring
42 jvic  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:07:12pm

re: #34 Stanghazi

Between my recovering alcoholic brother & my sister on fake disability, it was me today who got the grief for saying goddammit and jesus christ one time too many.

No insult intended to your family, but the phrase stark raving sober crosses my mind...

43 BongCrodny  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:07:32pm

re: #10 Dark_Falcon

Who's 'Crom'?

Heathen.

44 Kragar  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:09:03pm

ALL PRAISE TO CROM!

45 efuseakay  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:10:49pm

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

Here is menu for the first family's Thanksgiving feast, as shared by the White House:

PIE!

But did ObaMao HUSSEIN eat any HAM????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

46 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:11:09pm

Let's see...

- 1000 years of darkness

- a spooky gold ring on the finger of Teh One

- black man in the white house

- gay people are better dressed than straight people

The 4 Horsemen of the ApoxCalypses!

47 Stanghazi  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:11:14pm

re: #42 jvic

No insult intended to your family, but the phrase stark raving sober crosses my mind...

They party normally but with the fake pious south carolina church thing.. Bleah I made it.

48 Bubblehead II  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:12:58pm

Noticed that none of those comments (quoted by Charles) mentioned our People in the Military or those who also have served and still are serving as volunteers in current disaster reliefs efforts. While Obama did. But then again, this is all they have , Hate. Nothing more. Must be a most bitter drink

49 BongCrodny  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:13:22pm

re: #38 dragonath

OMG, there was a Burma Shave-off going on in the last thread

I've got the sekret Burma Bible with all the jingles

Muahahaha

They've four more years
To post their drivel
With Cheeto'ed fingers
And brains a-shriveled.
Derpa Shave.

50 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:13:49pm

And now, I partake in the consumption of mass quantities as I give thanks that I can listen to 4 more years of wingnut tears. Make great seasoning for the mashed potatoes.

51 engineer cat  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:15:32pm

ask not for whom the ball knells, it knells 4 u

52 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:15:46pm

re: #42 jvic

No insult intended to your family, but the phrase stark raving sober crosses my mind...

LOL!

53 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:19:00pm

Happy Thanksgiving Lizards! I pray that all of you receive peace, grace, wisdom and Strength this coming year. Your hearts will be filled with Love and joy.

54 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:19:46pm

re: #53 A Man for all Seasons

Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

55 engineer cat  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:20:48pm

re: #48 Bubblehead II

Noticed that none of those comments (quoted by Charles) mentioned our People in the Military or those who also have served and still are serving as volunteers in current disaster reliefs efforts. While Obama did. But then again, this is all they have , Hate. Nothing more. Must be a most bitter drink

they wouldn't want to commit 'communitarianism', the heresy of implying that it's a good thing for people to help each other out without getting paid for it

56 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:21:11pm

re: #53 A Man for all Seasons

Same to you, Hoops!

57 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:22:52pm

re: #50 Targetpractice

And now, I partake in the consumption of mass quantities as I give thanks that I can listen to 4 more years of wingnut tears. Make great seasoning for the mashed potatoes.

Be careful...all of those wingnut tears might make your potatoes runny.

///

58 TedStriker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:23:59pm

For those travelers who have to make a long drive home from their Thanksgiving affairs:

Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave

59 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:24:06pm

God don't give a shit.

60 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:24:16pm

re: #53 A Man for all Seasons

And to you!

61 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:24:25pm

re: #41 Henchman Ghazi-808

If the Men of the Second Age had been wingnuts, there'd have been no Last Alliance. They would have rejected the Elves for having pointed ears, then stupidly charged the forces of Sauron to their own destruction. But they would have been 'pure' in so doing, and for wingnuts that's what counts.

62 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:25:18pm

re: #59 Varek Raith

God don't give a shit.

bbbbut he does care..
Just not about you
//

63 Targetpractice  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:26:20pm

re: #59 Varek Raith

God don't give a shit.

God is a honey badger?

//

64 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:26:56pm

re: #63 Targetpractice

God is a honey badger?

//

When it comes to fools like Shapiro?
I'd like to think so.
;)

65 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:27:33pm

I just realized... every picture of me is an old picture of me.... whoah.

66 Lidane  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:28:54pm

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! May you over-indulge in food and spend your time in a tryptophan coma while watching football. I know I did. :D

Also, these people are deranged. A national holiday dedicated to gluttony and sloth should be a clue that maybe they should lay off the derp for 24 hours. Some addictions are just too powerful, I guess.

67 Lidane  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:30:08pm

re: #63 Targetpractice

God is a honey badger?

//

God is currently busy dealing with angry Dallas fans. He'll get back to you later.

68 jaunte  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:30:29pm
69 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:31:18pm
70 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:32:21pm

re: #67 Lidane

God is currently busy dealing with angry Dallas fans. He'll get back to you later.

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Did the wittle Dawwas team lose?

71 jvic  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:32:55pm

re: #65 Henchman Ghazi-808

I just realized... every picture of me is an old picture of me.... whoah.

Count your blessings....I just realized every picture of me is a picture of me old.

72 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:32:56pm

re: #69 Henchman Ghazi-808

Turkey South Philly style. [Link: www.newsworks.org...]

73 Lidane  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:34:11pm

re: #70 Varek Raith

Did the wittle Dawwas team lose?

Yep. They lost to the Redskins 38-31.

OTOH, Houston beat Detroit 34-31 so at least some of the folks on my FB list are happy. Haha.

74 Amory Blaine  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:41:03pm

Never enough god. Never enough cowbell.

75 b_sharp  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:41:58pm

So, Obama didn't thank god. Good.

There are a lot of humans that actually do things who should be thanked, even if in a general sense.

So, Ben Shapiro, and the rest of the Breitbartian horde, get over it. IMHO, an opinion at least as valid as yours, thanking a none-existent being is a completely meaningless waste of time.

76 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:43:21pm

I like football, the college game more than the NFL, but the more extreme varieties of serious fan partisanship strike me as one step (if that many) from actual psychosis.
I know a die-hard Landry-era throwback of a Dallas fan. He purely hates the Redskins. Calls them the "foreskins." He explains, "They aren't just dicks, they're the part of a dick you cut off and throw away."

77 jaunte  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:43:23pm

re: #75 A Sockpuppet's Sockpuppet

There are a lot of humans that actually do things who should be thanked, even if in a general sense.

I'd like to thank Nate Silver, for proving once again in a very public way that math works.

78 Bubblehead II  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:44:06pm

Night Lizards.

May the Deity of Your Choice smile down upon you.

79 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:44:30pm

re: #64 Varek Raith

When it comes to fools like Shapiro?
I'd like to think so.
;)

Yeah, if Ben's a believer he might want to go back and reread Psalm 15, with special attention to verses 2 & 3:

A psalm of David.

1 Lord, who may dwell in your sanctuary? Who may live on your holy hill?

2 He whose walk is blameless and who does what is righteous, who speaks the truth from his heart

3 and has no slander on his tongue, who does his neighbor no wrong and casts no slur on his fellowman,

4 who despises a vile man but honors those who fear the Lord, who keeps his oath even when it hurts,

5 who lends his money without usury and does not accept a bribe against the innocent. He who does these things will never be shaken.

There's plenty more where that came from on slander/gossip/backbiting.

80 engineer cat  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:45:15pm

i wonder what ayn rand's thanksgiving was like?

did she thank herself for never doing anything for anybody else?

81 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:46:14pm

Evening Lizardim. Happy Thanksgiving from the fish family here in the snowy, blowy wild north country.

82 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:47:03pm

re: #66 Lidane

re: #81 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Happy Thanksgiving to you too. ;)

83 BongCrodny  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:47:16pm

If I live to be 163.7, I'll never understand the wingnut brain.

If Obama's wedding ring really does say "Allahu Akbar," shouldn't not thanking God be a good thing?

84 philosophus invidius  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:47:43pm

Thanksgiving does have a religious origin. But I don't want my President telling me about God and what He did or didn't do.

85 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:48:08pm

re: #83 BongCrodny

If I live to be 163.7, I'll never understand the wingnut brain.

If Obama's wedding ring really does say "Allahu Akbar," shouldn't not thanking God be a good thing?

It's a fake wedding ring. His real one belongs to his male partner whom he met before he married Michelle.

86 funky chicken  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:48:54pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Notice how a lot of the commenters are parroting the latest wingnut sekrit Muslim conspiracy theory - that Obama wears a ring that says "Allahu Akbar."

which would mean he believes in God?

87 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:49:04pm

re: #82 CuriousLurker

re: #81 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Happy Thanksgiving to you too. ;)

But clearly my Thanksgiving message needs more God. I guess I'm a bad Christian. Where's the cone of shame?

88 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:49:27pm

re: #83 BongCrodny

If I live to be 163.7, I'll never understand the wingnut brain.

If Obama's wedding ring really does say "Allahu Akbar," shouldn't not thanking God be a good thing?

If Obama has a ring that says 'Allahu Akbar' I will give exactly .000000391 of a fuck.

89 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:50:32pm

re: #86 funky chicken

which would mean he believes in God?

In the Wingnut Alternate Reality 'Allah' isn't the one true God, he's just the "Arabian moon god".

90 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:53:47pm

re: #71 jvic

Count your blessings....I just realized every picture of me is a picture of me old.

Indeed. I took a picture of myself the other day and was like, "Who in the hell is THAT??" The worst part is the jowly thing and the hairs sprouting where they never were before, where they have no right to be.

No, wait...the worst part is my skin getting that old lady, dry, crinkly crepe paper look. *sob*

91 Lidane  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:54:08pm

re: #86 funky chicken

which would mean he believes in God?

For these brainless dipshits, Allah is the "wrong" god.

92 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:54:22pm

One good thing about Black Friday:

My wife drops me off at the driving range while they hit the malls.... like ALL FOOKIN DAY. It has rain covers so I hit balls if I can't play.

93 Killgore Trout  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:55:17pm

My Caveman Pops are coming along nicely. About another 10 minutes on the grill. I put some allspice in the brine and used Old Bay for the dry rub. It works.

94 Killgore Trout  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:58:05pm

re: #93 Killgore Trout

My Caveman Pops are coming along nicely. About another 10 minutes on the grill. I put some allspice in the brine and used Old Bay for the dry rub. It works.

I bought six legs for about 80 cents each. More food than I can eat in a week. I think I'll make some turkey chilli with the left overs in a few days. Economical enough that I might put this in my regular rotation of recipes all year round.

95 BongCrodny  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:59:00pm

re: #89 Dark_Falcon

In the Wingnut Alternate Reality 'Allah' isn't the one true God, he's just the "Arabian moon god".

I could be painting a big ol' bullseye on my back here, but I can't help but thinking that "Arabian moon god" sounds pretty cool.

96 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 5:59:18pm

re: #90 CuriousLurker

Indeed. I took a picture of myself the other day and was like, "Who in the hell is THAT??" The worst part is the jowly thing and the hairs sprouting where they never were before, where they have no right to be.

No, wait...the worst part is my skin getting that old lady, dry, crinkly crepe paper look. *sob*

You should use Ahava products.

97 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:00:24pm

re: #95 BongCrodny

I could be painting a big ol' bullseye on my back here, but I can't help but thinking that "Arabian moon god" sounds pretty cool.

Arabian Moon God is where the phrase 'Ahrmagherd' came from.

98 engineer cat  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:00:33pm

re: #46 Henchman Ghazi-808

1000 years of darkness

was counting on this to help me participate in the National Thanksgiving Coma at 4:30pm

99 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:06:39pm

re: #95 BongCrodny

I could be painting a big ol' bullseye on my back here, but I can't help but thinking that "Arabian moon god" sounds pretty cool.

Great name for an album.

100 jamesfirecat  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:09:43pm

re: #29 Dark_Falcon

That is why Big Box stores have doorbusters. Obama is crafty, and thus serves Saleesh.

///

Crafty? Crafty is not how one worships Saleesh, skle also prefers skler name to be spelled Slaanesh.

102 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:12:45pm

I got to go. Happy Thanksgiving. I will be at the Court and the Plaza at King of Prussia. Black Friday is Power Shopping day. [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

103 jvic  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:12:52pm

re: #90 CuriousLurker

I took a picture of myself the other day and was like, "Who in the hell is THAT??" The worst part is the jowly thing and the hairs sprouting where they never were before, where they have no right to be.

No, wait...the worst part is my skin getting that old lady, dry, crinkly crepe paper look. *sob*

From your prose I took you to be an early-career professional.

Not to be pollyannish, but if we must age, better on the outside than on the inside.

Good night, all.

104 Henchman Ghazi-808  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:21:35pm

re: #101 Dark_Falcon

All the more reason to hate them. So sad. Beautiful ladies, they are.

105 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:26:28pm

re: #101 Dark_Falcon

Mommy's girl grown up: How Malia Obama has blossomed from an awkward teen to America's next style icon as she follows in the First Lady's footsteps

Image: article-2236982-162A2B26000005DC-657_634x938.jpg

They're both growing up to be quite beautiful young ladies. Malia has a sort of gazelle look about her—the long legs and long graceful neck, the big dark eyes. I think she favors POTUS though, both in face & build as well as a sort of cool, reserved quality that she seems to have.

To my eye Sasha favors FLOTUS. She's all big grins & gregariousness—she's adorable. Ditto for favoring mom in face & build.

Pity the poor boys who fall for them only to realize afterwards who their father is. LOL

106 BongCrodny  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:30:10pm

New England scored three touchdown against the Jets in less than one minute.

Just End The Season!

107 CuriousLurker  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 6:30:38pm

Okay, everyone's moved upstairs to the new thread, so I'm going to take leave now. Have a great night, everyone.

108 philosophus invidius  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 7:02:39pm

re: #106 BongCrodny

If only Woody Johnson could fire himself.

109 Gus  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 7:50:16pm

So Ben, what's Obama gotta be some kind of cleric? Is he supposed to make a Thanksgiving Day message praying, giving a sermon, or is he supposed to be holding mass? It is afterall a very secular holiday by now and the religious aspect is up to the individuals.

110 CriticalDragon1177  Thu, Nov 22, 2012 8:54:54pm

Charles Johnson

I have a feeling it would never be enough to Ben Shapiro unless he mentioned God in every single sentence.

111 Ziggy Standard  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 2:01:12am
For Fourth Straight Year, Obama's Thanksgiving Message Doesn't Thank God

And God just goes along with it, rewarding Obama with more success. What a disappointment God is turning out to be./

112 Bulworth  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 8:10:07am

And what's worse, as Mr. Shapiro so expertly notes, PBO takes a great individualistic and commercially holy sacred day and somehow twists it into "communitarianism" and "community". /

113 SidewaysQuark  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 9:42:27am

The "It's a Muslim Thing" comment cracks me up. Everyone knows Islamic theocracies NEVER mention God in public addresses.

114 ReamWorks SKG  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 9:57:24am

I thought it was a beautiful message that applied well to all Americans. As a person of faith, I found it to be full of faith.

115 Bulworth  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 10:29:38am

"Haven’t you been listening? This is no longer a country Blessed by God. That ended with the election of a Muslim to the seat of Commander in Chief."

But I guess we were a 'country Blessed by God' on 9/11/2001. Now we aren't. And you can plainly see the difference. /

116 Bulworth  Fri, Nov 23, 2012 10:31:01am

"Satan himself appears as an angel of light and behind the Obama’s mask lies a heart overflowing with evil, greed, hatred, and genocide."

Wait, greed is bad again? /


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