Glenn Beck Pees on Obama Doll, Auctions It Off

Performance art for the terminally stupid

Raving freakazoid nut sandwich (and right wing hater extraordinaire) Glenn Beck has come up with another stunt to try to get his name back in the media, and it’s working, of course: How Can You Buy “Obama in Pee Pee” and Glenn’s Other Works of Art?

It’s supposed to be a lame parody of Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ” — without the art or the creativity. This is how far the loony right has devolved, and it’s a pretty nasty sight.

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38 comments

1 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:13:48am

Glenn was a radio morning shock jock DJ. His job was no make a lot of noise and keep your attention on him while you drove to work.

His target audience now seems to involve people who spend a lot of time driving to work, as they hold down several jobs, often in different counties...

2 darthstar  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:14:20am

Anything for attention.

3 Gus  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:14:26am

Yo Beck! You mad bro'?

4 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:14:36am

re: #1 Sol Berdinowitz

Glenn was a radio morning shock jock DJ. His job was no make a lot of noise and keep your attention on him while you drove to work.

His target audience now seems to involve people who spend a lot of time driving to work, as they hold down several jobs, often in different counties...

Moonshiners?

5 Tigger2005  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:15:52am

Jesus must be so proud.

6 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:16:42am

Performance art for the terminally stupid.

7 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:16:47am
Raving freakazoid nut sandwich (and right wing hater extraordinaire) Glenn Beck

Charles, your definition is so accurate and concise.

8 darthstar  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:17:10am

Not far from being like Glenn Beck himself, Mitt Romney:

9 Political Atheist  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:17:12am

Somebody test that urine for drugs.

10 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:17:37am

BE CAREFUL GLENN, YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!

UN bio-weapons operatives could buy this item, retrieve Glenn's DNA and clone an evil Glenn look-alike to mislead the faithful!

11 Acemarilllion  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:18:40am

With all of the pants-pissing he has built a career on, it's a miracle somehow got some in a jar.

12 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:19:11am

Notice that in the photo, the jar seems to be leaking.

13 funky chicken  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:19:12am

I'd guess half of his audience is over 60. This stunt isn't going to go over very well with them.

14 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:19:57am

How do we know it's real pee and that it's his. Does he pee on camera? Do you get some sort of certificate of authenticity. A Pee Certificate?

15 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:21:08am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Notice that in the photo, the jar seems to be leaking.

That's where Glenn missed while filling it...

16 Kragar  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:21:35am

How can we be sure its Glenn's actual urine?

17 Gus  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:23:02am

Classy.

18 erik_t  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:23:43am

This man belongs in a museum.

19 Gus  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:23:44am

re: #16 Kragar

How can we be sure its Glenn's actual urine?

Probably not. See #9.

20 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:25:20am

re: #19 Gus

Probably not. See #9.

Beck's been clean for years. He's just naturally crazy and now uses politics instead of drugs for relief.

21 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:29:22am

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Notice that in the photo, the jar seems to be leaking.

It represents Glenn's skull.

22 blueraven  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:29:47am

re: #20 Dark_Falcon

Beck's been clean for years. He's just naturally crazy and now uses politics instead of drugs for relief.

How do you know what drugs he takes? He should be on anti-psychotic meds.

23 dragonath  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:31:24am

Who would buy this?

24 Gus  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:34:47am

Wingnut meme:

Libruls are more outraged about an Obama bobblehead doll floating in Glenn Beck's urine then they were about Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" therefore libruls put Obama above Jesus Christ out Lord and Savior!!

25 Gus  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:38:55am
26 leftynyc  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:43:10am

re: #24 Gus

Wingnut meme:

Only I haven't seen one liberal who gives a shit. If this floats glenn's boat, pee away.

27 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:44:23am

re: #22 blueraven

How do you know what drugs he takes? He should be on anti-psychotic meds.

I hope he is getting psych help. Many recovering people think they are sober when, in fact, they've just transferred their addiction. It's no healthier.

I'm good at doing that and have to watch it. Shopping, internet, even reading can become an addiction. Golf and food are big ones too for some people. There is a reason addiction is listed as mental illness.

Often a person has dual disorders. They self-medicate for one with alcohol and it becomes a problem of it's own. Stopping the alcohol doesn't take care of the original disorder.

Ain't Life Grand?

28 Bulworth  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:52:06am

Stay classy, Glenn. And sane. /

29 joe g.  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 10:58:01am

re: #10 Shiplord Kirel

BE CAREFUL GLENN, YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!

UN bio-weapons operatives could buy this item, retrieve Glenn's DNA and clone an evil Glenn look-alike to mislead the faithful!

An evil Glenn look-alike? So, an identical copy?

30 SidewaysQuark  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:13:48am

Funny that the Religious Right is the only group really comparing Obama to God.

31 JAFO  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:20:32am

If you like this you ought to see Glenn's poo paintings, they're fabulous.

32 Jimmah  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:27:39am

It's never been more appropriate:

33 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:29:12am

re: #18 erik_t

This man belongs in a museum.

So do you Dr. Jones... so do you! /

34 Eventual Carrion  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:31:02am

re: #20 Dark_Falcon

Beck's been clean for years. He's just naturally crazy and now uses politics instead of drugs for relief.

Yeah, so is Rush

35 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 11:41:26am

re: #30 SidewaysQuark

Funny that the Religious Right is the only group really comparing Obama to God.

They are the only ones that really, really worship a human being.

Everyone else either doesn't worship, or knows that G-d is not a human.

36 Kaessa  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 2:25:45pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Notice that in the photo, the jar seems to be leaking.

I noticed that. That is just downright disgusting.

Oh wait... Glenn Beck, disgusting. Right.

Edit: Derp, dead thread. Again.

37 Jay C  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 2:43:46pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

"Performance Art" = The talentless doing the pointless for the tasteless.
And Glenn Beck, as usual, seems to have got all three covered.....

38 JRCMYP  Wed, Nov 28, 2012 2:59:50pm

Pfft. How derivative.


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