Drudge Lets the Mask Slip A Bit Further

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Well, we have known for a long time that Matt Drudge has been scraping the bottom of the barrel. Whether it’s catering to the Alex Jones conspiracy set with link after link to Infowars and similar conspiracy nut sites, or feeding links to white supremacists and racists, his promoted links have jumped the proverbial shark.

So, it’s not particularly surprising that he’s decided to come out and directly compare President Obama’s suggestion that he might use executive orders to move ahead with gun control (not gun confiscation) measures in the wake of a series of mass murders with the actions of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.

I’m rather surprised he left off Mao and Pol Pot from the trumped up nonsense.

Never mind that the comparisons are specious and misleading. For starters, the gun lobby’s favorite quip about Nazi Germany and confiscation of guns is pretty much wrong. It’s reached the level of myth that the Nazis banned guns before undertaking the Second World War and Holocaust.

Germans had no right to bear arms between the 1919 constitution and the 1928 Gun Law. That was in the aftermath of World War I. Hitler rose to power in 1933, and Hitler’s government further revised gun regulations in 1938 to deregulate ownership and transfer of rifles and shotguns.

Nazi Germany did restrict guns, but specifically directed the restrictions against Jews (along with the rest of the Nuremberg Laws that were designed to treat Jews as subhumans).

Now, there are some on the right who are gleefully pointing out the irony that some on the left are dismayed by Drudge’s comparison of Hitler to Obama when some on the left made the Bush=Hitler comparison. That’s weak tea and meant to divert attention from the fact that Obama isn’t doing anything even approaching what two of the worst tyrants of the 20th Century did. It’s a further demonization of President Obama and meant to undermine the President’s potential ability to shape the gun control debate.

After all, the President and US Supreme Court (including most recently in Heller) have recognized the sanctity of the individual right to bear arms. The difference is that most Americans actually understand the need to regulate the right and to keep firearms out of those who should not be allowed near them. It means tightening up existing laws and regulations, improved enforcement, and working with lawful firearms owners to make sure that those weapons don’t fall into the wrong hands.

Gun control is not gun confiscation.

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233 comments
1 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:14:18pm

Well done, Lawhawk!

2 Jay C  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:16:31pm

Gun control is not gun confiscation.

Jeez, man: why are you trying to confuse all us Real Americans with all that fancy “logic” and stuff? If simple-minded idiocy and hysterical inappropriate analogies are good enough for Matt Drudge, they should be good enough for everyone!

3 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:26:51pm

Drudge trying so desperately to remain relevant as he’s eclipsed in the derp department by far more popular sites.

4 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:27:24pm

So they have no problem in comparing the architect of the Holocaust to President Obama? Seriously? Over yet unknown gun control measures?

5 lawhawk  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:27:58pm

Thanks for the promotion.

The gun lobby wants to make gun control equivalent to gun confiscation. It’s what the NRA says. It’s what the gun lobby says. It’s what the right wing says.

And it couldn’t be further from the truth.

There are damned good reasons to consider improvements to the current systems - More than 30,000 of them in fact (the tally of dead by firearms of both homicides and suicides; the tally is far higher for non-fatal shootings and the health care costs for all this is staggering). A good number are preventable and we’re leaving it off the table because the NRA doesn’t want to budge?

It doesn’t have to be this way, but the right wing simply wont budge from it’s absolutist positions. Even when they claim that they’re for something like a mental health registry (which to have real teeth would require mental health screenings for everyone on a periodic basis to prevent firearms from falling into the wrong hands), once you get into the nuts and bolts, you’ll find them looking to weaken it at every turn.

Oh, and in a related item - Jim Hoft (I wont linky) was busy crowing that Wal Mart refused the invite to participate in the VP gun discussions. Except that Wal Mart did agree to participate (and cue the call that Obama forced Wal Mart to participate). And by the time stamps on all this - he posted that they weren’t going for at least a couple of hours after they agreed to.

There are good reasons that a supplier like Wal Mart wants to participate. It wants to help shape policy in a way that’s favorable to them - namely minimizing their liability. That could take the form of actual liability insulating policies, or getting behind a database to check against or any number of other items.

6 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:28:03pm

The derptards are digging deeper than even the doomsday preppers.

7 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:29:28pm

re: #4 Gus

So they have no problem in comparing the architect of the Holocaust to President Obama? Seriously? Over yet unknown gun control measures?

Hasn’t even been a full four years since comparing the president to Hitler was taboo and unpatriotic. My, how times have changed.

8 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:29:39pm

Get back to me Drudge when gunowners are put in camps and worked or put to death. Till then kindly fuck off with the Nazi comparisons and please for the love of God get a programmer, your site looks like it’s 1996 still.

9 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:30:29pm

re: #7 Targetpractice

Hasn’t even been a full four years since comparing the president to Hitler was taboo and unpatriotic. My, how times have changed.

Yeah but that was Bush. You weren’t even allowed to criticize him during wartime to some of these guys. Obama comes along. And it’s not only acceptable but standard procedure to compare him to Hitler, Stalin, and every dictator out tehre.

10 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:32:11pm

re: #9 HappyWarrior

Yeah but that was Bush. You weren’t even allowed to criticize him during wartime to some of these guys. Obama comes along. And it’s not only acceptable but standard procedure to compare him to Hitler, Stalin, and every dictator out tehre.

Wartime? You weren’t allowed to criticize him AT ALL. And the sad thing is, I used to be one of those.

11 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:32:53pm

Related: Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

Gun owners. Like Rosa Parks.

12 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:33:02pm

re: #10 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Wartime? You weren’t allowed to criticize him AT ALL. And the sad thing is, I used to be one of those.

To be fair that was most of his presidency.

13 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:33:19pm

America has a real quandary on her hands. How do we come up with smart and effective gun legislation when the NRA will not budge a wit..Nothing is on the table with them.. Nothing..

14 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:34:04pm

re: #11 Gus

Related: Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

Gun owners. Like Rosa Parks.

Again get back to me when gunowners are in fear for their lives. Seriously the persecution complex some gunowners have is just pathetic. You’re nothing like the Civil Rights movement or the dissidents of Nazi Germany. Nothing.

15 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:34:37pm

Fwiw, the Bush=Hitler types were condemned and mercilessly ridiculed at this site, among many others. We coined such terms as “Hallibushitler” to combine as many of their memes as possible. One hapless moonbat went so far as to equate Bush with Idi Amin, prompting me to remark that I would accept that when Bush started dining on deceased Democrats.

16 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:34:39pm

re: #14 HappyWarrior

Again get back to me when gunowners are in fear for their lives. Seriously the persecution complex some gunowners have is just pathetic. You’re nothing like the Civil Rights movement or the dissidents of Nazi Germany. Nothing.

“There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.”
— Ted Nugent

17 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:35:01pm

re: #13 HoosierHoops

America has a real quandary on her hands. How do we come up with smart and effective gun legislation when the NRA will not budge a wit..Nothing is on the table with them.. Nothing..

No, there is one thing on the table - ADD MOAR GUNZ. All we have to do is arm every man, woman, child, and unborn baby in the US with at least one fully-automatic firearm, and the NRA will be satisfied.

18 nines09  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:35:11pm

re: #11 Gus

Related: Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

Gun owners. Like Rosa Parks.

Ted still shits his pants. Just about every week.

19 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:35:15pm
20 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:36:28pm

re: #15 Shiplord Kirel

Fwiw, the Bush=Hitler types were condemned and mercilessly ridiculed at this site, among many others. We coined such terms as “Hallibushitler” to combine as many of their memes as possible. One hapless moonbat went so far as to equate Bush with Idi Amin, prompting me to remark that I would accept that when Bush started dining on deceased Democrats.

I hated it because I found and find such comparisions insulting to those who risked and gave theri lives fighting them. I disliked Bush. I won’t lie. Couldn’t stand the Bush administration but Hitler? Hitler….

21 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:36:57pm

re: #16 Gus

“There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.”
— Ted Nugent

Little late to regret passing on the free trip to Vietnam.

22 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:37:23pm

re: #11 Gus

Related: Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

Gun owners. Like Rosa Parks.

The back of the bus is where you want to be if a gun-wielding maniac happens to jump aboard; more time to draw your Glock and defend yourself. Maybe that’s what Ted means.
/

23 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:38:06pm

re: #21 Decatur Deb

Little late to regret passing on the free trip to Vietnam.

Isn’t it funny how all those that claim to “regret” not going to Vietnam all do so much later in life? Romney claims that he had a “yearning” to be there too. I mean everyone knocks the guys who went into the guard but at least that was something.

24 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:38:50pm

Because having to wait several more days before you get your gun or fill out a few more application to get your gun is just like Jim Crow laws; cross burnings; lynchings; and being shoved en masse into a shower and gassed with Zyklon B.

25 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:39:10pm

re: #19 Vicious Babushka

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Color me surprised. Also, I laugh every time I see one of you guys tweeting #TGDN. That whole thing still amuses me.

26 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:39:50pm

re: #24 Gus

Because having to wait several more days before you get your gun or fill out a few more application to get your gun is just like Jim Crow laws; cross burnings; lynchings; and being shoved en masse into a shower and gassed with Zyklon B.

Just like it!

27 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:40:51pm

Like Ted Nugent, I felt like shitting myself over going to Vietnam, but that was AFTER I got there.

28 lawhawk  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:41:16pm

re: #24 Gus

You forgot the trucking out of families into fields and shooting them down in mass graves. Or labor camps (the real gulags, not the idiotic #TGDN paranoia).

29 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:41:32pm

Add this to another reason why Jews won’t vote for Republicans.

30 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:42:56pm

re: #29 Gus

Add this to another reason why Jews won’t vote for Republicans.

31 Bubblehead II  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:42:58pm

re: #10 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Wartime? You weren’t allowed to criticize him AT ALL. And the sad thing is, I used to be one of those.

Live and learn. OOPS! My bad. Learning and changing ones outlook is a form of

evolution

and must not be allowed.

32 erik_t  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:43:29pm

re: #29 Gus

Add this to another reason why Jews won’t vote for Republicans.

BUT BUT BUT CHUCK HAGEL SAID SOMETHING ONCE

33 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:45:04pm

re: #13 HoosierHoops

America has a real quandary on her hands. How do we come up with smart and effective gun legislation when the NRA will not budge a wit..Nothing is on the table with them.. Nothing..

At this point, I think the NRA’s doing all the work necessary to marginalize them. PPP announced the other day that, in the aftermath of LaPierre’s little tantrum on live TV, approval of the NRA dropped 10%. If the NRA is truly committed to screaming that anybody who talks gun control in the wake of 20 dead children is no different than Hitler, then that number’s only going to keep falling.

34 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:45:33pm

re: #24 Gus

Because having to wait several more days before you get your gun or fill out a few more application to get your gun is just like Jim Crow laws; cross burnings; lynchings; and being shoved en masse into a shower and gassed with Zyklon B.

Sensitive flowers.

35 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:46:51pm

re: #29 Gus

Add this to another reason why sane people won’t vote for Republicans.

But point taken.

36 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:47:04pm

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel

Like Ted Nugent, I felt like shitting myself over going to Vietnam, but that was AFTER I got there.

At the Whitehall Street Examining Station, 1965:

Army Shrink: “Says on your medical history that you have trouble sleeping.”

Me: “Yes.”

AS: “Why?”

Me: “I worry a lot.”

AS: “Yeah, you put that down on the form, too. What are you worried about?”

Me: “Getting drafted.”

AS: “Get the fuck out of here, kid.”

(True story, month before I got drafted.)

37 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:47:31pm

re: #28 lawhawk

You forgot the trucking out of families into fields and shooting them down in mass graves. Or labor camps (the real gulags, not the idiotic #TGDN paranoia).

But, but, if you get rid of guns it will lead to that!!

Like you said. No one is talking about disarmament save Piers Morgan. The Brady Campaign isn’t about disarmament either. It’s called gun control not gun ban. C-o-n-t-r-o-l.

38 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:48:50pm

I’ll tell you what I hate about the NRA is their insensitivity. LaPierre going on TV and blaming 1990’s movies for Lanza’s actions? Anything to protect his precious things that make him forget what a little man he is.

39 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:51:07pm

re: #37 Gus

Like you said. No one is talking about disarmament save Piers Morgan. The Brady Campaign isn’t about disarmament either. It’s called gun control not gun ban. C-o-n-t-r-o-l.

True, but the NRA and all of the wingnuts live and die by the “slippery slope.” You know the illogic goes: “If we let them put waiting periods on today, tomorrow they’ll be kicking in doors and grabbing guns!!”

40 erik_t  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:52:24pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

True, but the NRA and all of the wingnuts live and die by the “slippery slope.” You know the illogic goes: “If we let them put waiting periods on today, tomorrow they’ll be kicking in doors and grabbing guns!!”

It’s almost like they have no grasp whatsoever of degree or nuanc— ah.

I see what you have done there.

41 b_sharp  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:54:29pm

re: #25 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Color me surprised. Also, I laugh every time I see one of you guys tweeting #TGDN. That whole thing still amuses me.

Does TGDN stand for ‘The Growing Derp Nation?’

42 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:55:01pm

re: #41 b_sharp

Does TGDN stand for ‘The Growing Derp Nation?’

It stands for anything but Twitter Gulag Defense Network. The funnier the better. Really chaps their hides.

43 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:56:20pm

re: #38 HappyWarrior

I’ll tell you what I hate about the NRA is their insensitivity. LaPierre going on TV and blaming 1990’s movies for Lanza’s actions? Anything to protect his precious things that make him forget what a little man he is.

Surely the calls from RWNJs to water down or repeal existing gun control laws will come soon.

It is crystal clear that the NFA of 1934 and the gun control act of 1968 would be 100% opposed by the NRA et al. if proposed today as new legislation.

44 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:56:48pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

True, but the NRA and all of the wingnuts live and die by the “slippery slope.” You know the illogic goes: “If we let them put waiting periods on today, tomorrow they’ll be kicking in doors and grabbing guns!!”

Even when the 21st Amendment was passed, the Gov’t regulated booze and States added their restrictions also..

45 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:57:59pm

re: #43 EPR-radar

Surely the calls from RWNJs to water down or repeal existing gun control laws will come soon.

It is crystal clear that the NFA of 1934 and the gun control act of 1968 would be 100% opposed by the NRA et al. if proposed today as new legislation.

They’ve already been coming. One of my wingnut FB friends has been absolutely rabid lately about posting every single pro-gun, need-moar-dakka picture he can get his GSR-stained fingers on. Actually, that’s partly the reason I arrived here this evening, because I had had enough of the derp from my ubser-conservative FB friends.

46 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:58:03pm

re: #44 HoosierHoops

Even when the 21st Amendment was passed, the Gov’t regulated booze and States added their restrictions also..

Yep dry counties still exist. Much to my chagrin but it’s Constitutional.

47 bratwurst  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 3:59:06pm

Why in the world did Dick Armey spill the beans about Freedomworks’ deals with Beck and Limbaugh to Media Matters, of all places?

Simple: He thought he was talking to Brent Bozell!

48 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:00:09pm

re: #45 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

This same FB friend suggested that we should replace all our teachers with ex-police officers and army vets and give them all guns. Yeah, I’m SURE that’ll go over well.

49 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:01:13pm

re: #42 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

It stands for anything but Twitter Gulag Defense Network. The funnier the better. Really chaps their hides.

The Guild of Dashing Necrophiles.

50 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:01:46pm

re: #48 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

I would respectfully suggest your friend may have lost his mind.

51 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:02:58pm

re: #42 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

It stands for anything but Twitter Gulag Defense Network. The funnier the better. Really chaps their hides.

Teaparty Goons Demonstrate Nitwittery

52 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:03:31pm

re: #48 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

This same FB friend suggested that we should replace all our teachers with ex-police officers and army vets and give them all guns. Yeah, I’m SURE that’ll go over well.

You know if that actually happened. The kid who whines “Mom, school is like prison” may actually have a point. Not to mention the quality of education would go downward.

53 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:03:58pm

Because if imaginary Hitler signed an executive order it too would be subject to judicial review for its constitutionality and congressional action. Imaginary Hitler used to face these legal mechanisms all the time.

54 b_sharp  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:04:30pm

re: #48 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

This same FB friend suggested that we should replace all our teachers with ex-police officers and army vets and give them all guns. Yeah, I’m SURE that’ll go over well.

Hell yes, everyone knows teachers just stand at the front of the class and in their best Ben Stein impression, read verbatim from a text book.

55 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:04:32pm

re: #50 Dr Lizardo

I would respectfully suggest your friend may have lost his mind.

And “friends” like him are why I severed contact with pretty much everyone from my high school after graduation. Definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer, that crew.

56 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:04:49pm

re: #51 EPR-radar

Teaparty Goons Demonstrate Nitwittery

Teaparty Gripes Daily Now

57 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:05:06pm

She resigned.

58 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:05:39pm

Tiny Genital Denial Network

59 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:06:11pm

Imaginary Stalin could also face impeachment if he took unconstitutional actions. //

60 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:07:06pm

Teabaggers Genuflecting Derpishly Nonstop

61 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:08:03pm

re: #50 Dr Lizardo

I would respectfully suggest your friend may have has lost his mind.

FTFY

62 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:08:12pm

re: #53 Gus

Because if imaginary Hitler signed an executive order it too would be subject to judicial review for its constitutionality and congressional action. Imaginary Hitler used to face these legal mechanisms all the time.

“Rule by Executive Order” is a big RWNJ meme for the moment. Here’s wiki on what they really are and do. Their effect is largely limited to the internal management of the Executive branch.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

63 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:08:21pm

re: #59 Gus

Imaginary Stalin could also face impeachment if he took unconstitutional actions. //

All this talk about Stalin has me thinking about Sergey.

64 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:08:26pm

Imaginary Hitler also had serious opposition and couldn’t do whatever he wanted.

65 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:08:37pm

re: #55 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

And “friends” like him are why I severed contact with pretty much everyone from my high school after graduation. Definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer, that crew.

I have one friend who’s still sane, and we FB from time to time. Her politics (left of center, but not much) have never really changed over the last 25 years…..she’s consistent.

Now another friend, she went full-metal wingnut. Bible-thumping wingnut crazy. I can barely talk to her anymore….she’s of the variety that’s convinced Obama is going to force her into a same-sex Muslim sharia marriage, so that’s why she needs her guns.

*facepalm*

66 b_sharp  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:09:08pm

Teabaggers Generating Demented Nonsense

67 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:09:23pm

re: #63 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

All this talk about Stalin has me thinking about Sergey.

I miss him. I really enjoyed getting his perspective and insights when I was writing my term paper on pogroms in Alexander III and Nicholas II’s Russia. Hope he’s okay.

68 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:09:49pm

re: #62 Decatur Deb

“Rule by Executive Order” is a big RWNJ meme for the moment. Here’s wiki on what they really are and do. Their effect is largely limited to the internal management of the Executive branch.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

Imaginary Hitler could also see his previous imaginary executive orders nullified with the election of the next imaginary dictator.

//

69 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:10:16pm

re: #65 Dr Lizardo

I have one friend who’s still sane, and we FB from time to time. Her politics (left of center, but not much) have never really changed over the last 25 years…..she’s consistent.

Now another friend, she went full-metal wingnut. Bible-thumping wingnut crazy. I can barely talk to her anymore….she’s of the variety that’s convinced Obama is going to force into a same-sex Muslim sharia marriage, so that’s why she needs her guns.

*facepalm*

Yeah, I went to high school in a tiny rural community in Indiana. All of my classmates are rednecks and hillbillies of the first order. I talk to a couple because, even as messed up as their political and other views may be, they were like brothers to me. The rest, well, they can get stuffed for all I care. There’s a reason I burned rubber as soon as I had my diploma in hand.

70 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:10:58pm

re: #53 Gus

Because if imaginary Hitler signed an executive order it too would be subject to judicial review for its constitutionality and congressional action. Imaginary Hitler used to face these legal mechanisms all the time.

Imaginary Hitler has hordes of ultraviolent gay street thugs, the Lance of Longinus, and Grigori Rasputin working for him. Overcoming judicial review is just a matter of having the cybernetic gorillas visit the justices at home.

71 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:13:16pm

Imaginary Hitler was alot more interesting when he had powered armor sporting four gatling guns…or am I having Wolfenstein 3D flashbacks again?

//

72 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:13:33pm

re: #69 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

I went to HS in a small community in Washington state. Lots of hillbillies and the occasional redneck. Once, we got a black girl at the school. I was dating her in about two weeks, and oh, lordy…….the shit I used to get about that. I just blew it off, and told them to go eat a dick.

73 HappyWarrior  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:13:37pm

Imaginary Hitler was upset about being banned from X-Box live.

74 bratwurst  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:14:33pm

re: #47 bratwurst

Why in the world did Dick Armey spill the beans about Freedomworks’ deals with Beck and Limbaugh to Media Matters, of all places?

Simple: He thought he was talking to Brent Bozell!

Just fixed the link on that second story. I give Armey credit for being man enough to admit he screwed up, but rather shocked that someone who has held a lot of clout for a long time could be so careless.

75 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:14:45pm

re: #73 HappyWarrior

Imaginary Hitler was upset about being banned from X-Box live.

@ImaginaryHitler is currently in #TwitterGulag.

76 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:15:03pm

re: #71 Targetpractice

Imaginary Hitler was alot more interesting when he had powered armor sporting four gatling guns…or am I having Wolfenstein 3D flashbacks again?

//

You’re doing better than me. I keep on getting Hitler and M.Bison confused.

77 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:15:32pm

re: #70 The Ghost of a Flea

Imaginary Hitler has hordes of ultraviolent gay street thugs, the Lance of Longinus, and Grigori Rasputin working for him. Overcoming judicial review is just a matter of having the cybernetic gorillas visit the justices at home.

I so want someone to make a painting, or photoshop, of President Obama holding the Lance of Longinus, standing next to the Ark of the Covenant in the Suleymanie Mosque in Istanbul with Rasputin (as played by Karel Roden in Hellboy) at his side.

78 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:16:21pm

re: #75 Gus

@ImaginaryHitler is currently in #TwitterGulag.

#WINNING

79 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:16:48pm

re: #77 Dr Lizardo

I so want someone to make a painting, or photoshop, of President Obama holding the Lance of Longinus, standing next to the Ark of the Covenant in the Suleymanie Mosque in Istanbul with Rasputin (as played by Karel Roden in Hellboy) at his side.

Sounds like a Freep t-shirt. Check their swag shop.

80 Charles Johnson  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:17:48pm

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one’s will

81 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:18:08pm

re: #68 Gus

Imaginary Hitler could also see his previous imaginary executive orders nullified with the election of the next imaginary dictator.

//

Imaginary Hitler has nothing on Invisible Obama because IO is also *magic*.
/

82 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:18:34pm

On the topic of the Twitter Gulag, I just clicked on the Twitter link and see that the first TGDN member has been dragged, kicking and screaming, into the bowels of the evil Twitter Gulag. I am dying of laughter.

83 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:20:15pm

re: #82 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

On the topic of the Twitter Gulag, I just clicked on the Twitter link and see that the first TGDN member has been dragged, kicking and screaming, into the bowels of the evil Twitter Gulag. I am dying of laughter.

#TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down!

84 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:20:57pm

re: #82 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

On the topic of the Twitter Gulag, I just clicked on the Twitter link and see that the first TGDN member has been dragged, kicking and screaming, into the bowels of the evil Twitter Gulag. I am dying of laughter.

Did the Defense Network spring into action?

85 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:21:02pm

re: #83 Gus

#TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down!

The gate has been breached! Send in the tanks!

86 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:21:33pm

Teahadi Giant Douche Nutburgers

87 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:22:31pm

re: #85 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

The gate has been breached! Send in the tanks!

Wolverines!

88 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:23:03pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
One little Hitler does the other one’s will

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Something tells me there was a slight uptick in arms and gold coin sales today. That video came with a gold coin ad.

89 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:27:34pm

#TGDN is just hyperventilating over one of their members getting smacked down. Ah, schadenfreude; midnight snack of champions.

90 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:30:59pm

re: #83 Gus

#TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down! #TGDN Man Down!

Oh god, they really DID say “man down!”

91 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:32:26pm

LOL:

92 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:32:38pm

re: #90 Shvaughn

Oh god, they really DID say “man down!”

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Yep. That’s the Tweet I saw. They’re playing war.

93 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:33:28pm

re: #91 Shvaughn

LOL:

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Yeah, “people started” this Twitter gulag thing. Yep.

94 Stanghazi  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:35:26pm

Hey lawhawk! You have been exceptional with the knowledge and I thank you for posting on this blog. I’ve learned so much from your posts on several subjects that I (ha) quote verbatim and put the anti’s in whatever subject back on their heels.

Much thanks, and please don’t stop.

I follow several people on twitter that have this basic premise:

Demand a plan.

That’s all America is asking for. A PLAN. The gun lobby and their hanger’s on are brilliant in changing the conversation from a plan, to David Gregory and now, the horrors of the Holocaust & WWII.

Its a very very powerful lobby. I hope sane minds prevail and these paranoids can live with it.

95 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:35:57pm

Twitter Gulag survivors should start developing socially-coded tattoos like actual gulag survivors.

Then again, you can only do so many variations on “Calvin pees on something.”

96 bratwurst  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:36:51pm

re: #91 Shvaughn

LOL:

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My gosh…if they DO network and combine all of their massive brain power, they just might stop Obama from being re-elected!

97 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:37:37pm

re: #92 Gus

Yep. That’s the Tweet I saw. They’re playing war.

Yeah, that was the one that had me almost falling off my couch laughing. It’s so … STUPID.

98 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:37:52pm

re: #92 Gus

Yep. That’s the Tweet I saw. They’re playing war.

I thought you were just riffing but these people are beyond parody.

99 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:38:59pm

re: #98 Shvaughn

I thought you were just riffing but these people are beyond parody.

Todd Kincannon

100 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:39:23pm

I just read a mindnumbingly dumb post by them where they “explain” how the #TwitterGulag happens. Makes you wonder why they haven’t used these same techniques to shut down non-conservatives.

(Of course, it’s because they don’t work, and all that’s going on is that conservative assholes get busted for being assholes on twitter.)

101 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:40:38pm

re: #96 bratwurst

My gosh…if they DO network and combine all of their massive brain power, they just might stop Obama from being re-elected!

A NETWORK OF LINKS TO WORLD NUT DAILY AND BREITBART AND FREE REPUBLIC AND REDSTATE!!11TY

They’re taking over! Run for the hills!

102 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:40:54pm

re: #100 Shvaughn

I just read a mindnumbingly dumb post by them where they “explain” how the #TwitterGulag happens. Makes you wonder why they haven’t used these same techniques to shut down non-conservatives.

(Of course, it’s because they don’t work, and all that’s going on is that conservative assholes get busted for being assholes on twitter.)

And the fact that they think this #TGDN thing is actually supposed to protect them from whatever is going on. Like I said yesterday, somewhere in the depths of Twitter HQ, some geek is laughing his head off.

103 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:41:48pm

re: #99 Gus

Todd Kincannon

Read his sketch. This will end in tears.

104 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:45:11pm

I liked this bit of derpitude:

So, she has nukes, Predator drones armed with Hellfire missiles, an Abrams tank and an Apache attack helicopter?

105 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:45:41pm

re: #104 Dr Lizardo

I liked this bit of derpitude:

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So, she has nukes, Predator drones armed with Hellfire missiles, an Abrams tank and an Apache attack helicopter?

My kind of woman. Just hope the Mrs. Fish doesn’t hear me talk like th—+++NO CARRIER

106 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:47:39pm

re: #104 Dr Lizardo

I liked this bit of derpitude:

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So, she has nukes, Predator drones armed with Hellfire missiles, an Abrams tank and an Apache attack helicopter?

You notice that their little fantasies about rebelling against the government always include them getting some or all of the US Armed Forces on their side?

107 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:49:53pm

re: #91 Shvaughn

LOL:

I thought they were the jerks who started the twitter gulag thing.

What they have networked are Twitter users. Posting on Twitter is not activism.

108 lawhawk  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:50:08pm

re: #104 Dr Lizardo

Piker.

That’s for kids. The real boys have to match out with their own carrier task force. Complete with SSN, cruiser screening force, a Marine recon force, and air wing. And nukes. Lots of nukes. Because you can never have enough firepower.

109 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:50:17pm
110 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:50:52pm

re: #106 Targetpractice

You notice that their little fantasies about rebelling against the government always include them getting some or all of the US Armed Forces on their side?

Yeah, a military coup. The favorite of South American right wing dictators.

111 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:51:23pm

re: #105 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

My kind of woman. Just hope the Mrs. Fish doesn’t hear me talk like th—+++NO CARRIER

That joke’s so old, it came over on the Mayflower.

Broadband “modems” don’t use a dial tone anymo{#`%${%&`+’${`%&NO CARRIER

112 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:00pm

You folks can have the M1s and the SSBNs. Lots of luck affording fuel and maintenance.

I’ll settle for tonight’s dinner:
Image: Meatloaf.jpg

113 kirkspencer  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:03pm

I have a simple goal. I agree with the NRA in that I think responsible people should have full access to firearms. I disagree in that I do not want the irresponsible people to have access to firearms.

Closing my eyes or buying more guns will not deny access to the irresponsible people. Instead it will take two separate, simultaneous actions.

First, all weapons must be registered. It may not be possible to reach 100%, but all of them manufactured with a serial number should be reachable. Possession of an unregistered firearm should be a felony.

Second, we need a list. It’s either an opt-in or an opt-out list, but we need a list. Opt-in is people pass certification - training, mental health, whatever - to be identified as (nominally) responsible. Opt-out is that people who cross certain thresholds - criminal, mental, situational (separation, divorce, job loss) - are identified as irresponsible. The former must expire but be renewable, the latter must be reversible. Either way, a seller or giver of a weapon must be able to determine if the person receiving the firearm is responsible or is not irresponsible. And if a firearm is used by an irresponsible person, law enforcement can backtrack it to the nominally responsible person who let it get used irresponsibly.

Better be a theft report, or someone is going to go from responsible to irresponsible, and may even face charges if the crime and circumstances warrant.

The funny thing is the framework of this is in place. If you don’t look too hard it’s there with dealers having to do a background check. But the registration database is not maintained (prohibited by act of congress) and the checks are only required of licensed salesmen, not private individuals. And the background checks are criminal only. But again the framework is there. In some ways all that’s needed is to change it from an open sieve to a tighter steel mesh.

114 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:05pm

re: #106 Targetpractice

You notice that their little fantasies about rebelling against the government always include them getting some or all of the US Armed Forces on their side?

I’ve noticed that. But I wonder, what would they really do if the military told them, “No. You’re traitors to the US Constitution, and we will crush you like bugs.” What would their reaction be?

115 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:09pm

re: #111 TedStriker

That joke’s so old, it came over on the Mayflower.

Broadband “modems” don’t use a dial tone anymo{#`%${%&`+’${`%&NO CARRIER

Showing our age, we are. I vaguely remember playing around with modem control strings back in the day.

116 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:24pm

From Wonkette. Pretty good…

Marine Will Not Allow Senator/”Some Woman” To Legislate His Personal Assault Rifles
by Rich Abdill

Only Gomer is allowed to vote.Good news, Debaters Of Gun Control, the voice of reason has arrived, and his name is Joshua Boston. He was in the Marines from 2004 through 2012 and somehow only made it to corporal, but he knows what he was fighting for, and it was not slutty Sen. Diane Feinstein….

117 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:34pm

re: #110 Gus

Yeah, a military coup. The favorite of South American right wing dictators.

Because if the US Armed Forces ever engaged in treason and instituted a coup to remove the lawfully elected government, they’d certainly turn everything over to legions of armed rebels who are adamant about stripping all power from the federal government and dismantling the Armed Forces to prevent future “tyrants” from using it against them.

118 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:47pm

re: #116 Gus

From Wonketter. Pretty good…

Marine Will Not Allow Senator/”Some Woman” To Legislate His Personal Assault Rifles
by Rich Abdill

…And because he swore to defend the Constitution, he is automatically a preeminent constitutional scholar, who can decide when things are constitutional and when they are not, and decide it better than Congress and the president and the Supreme Court, because he is the man who keeps you free. He is the FLESH AND BLOOD OF AMERICA, for chrissakes. You have to listen to him, and, obviously, to invite him on Fox News so he can make Hitler allusions.

To question his legal interpretations would be unpatriotic, and it would be tantamount to shitting on Old Glory if you pointed out that he was (ostensibly) defending the American democracy, which kind of includes legislators making fucking laws…

119 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:52:51pm

re: #108 lawhawk

Piker.

That’s for kids. The real boys have to match out with their own carrier task force. Complete with SSN, cruiser screening force, a Marine recon force, and air wing. And nukes. Lots of nukes. Because you can never have enough firepower.

lol.

120 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:53:22pm

re: #108 lawhawk

Piker.

That’s for kids. The real boys have to match out with their own carrier task force. Complete with SSN, cruiser screening force, a Marine recon force, and air wing. And nukes. Lots of nukes. Because you can never have enough firepower.

Which of our Western states was it that wanted their own aircraft carrier?

121 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:53:51pm

re: #114 Dr Lizardo

I’ve noticed that. But I wonder, what would they really do if the military told them, “No. You’re traitors to the US Constitution, and we will crush you like bugs.” What would their reaction be?

Scream that they’re no better than Nazi stormtroopers and then open fire.

122 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:53:52pm

re: #120 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Which of our Western states was it that wanted their own aircraft carrier?

Wyoming IIRC.

123 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:53:53pm

re: #112 Feline Fearless Leader

You folks can have the M1s and the SSBNs. Lots of luck affording fuel and maintenance.

I’ll settle for tonight’s dinner:
Image: Meatloaf.jpg

BACON-WRAPPED!!!!

124 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:55:17pm

Atheist packs! AAAUUUGGGHH!

125 Targetpractice  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:56:28pm

re: #124 jaunte

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Atheist packs! AAAUUUGGGHH!

They hunt in packs now?

//

126 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:56:48pm

re: #124 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Atheist packs! AAAUUUGGGHH!

Baited atheist packs! (see above for suggested bait.)

127 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:57:01pm

re: #125 Targetpractice

I thought not having to join a pack was the whole attraction.

128 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:57:05pm

re: #115 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Showing our age, we are. I vaguely remember playing around with modem control strings back in the day.

I actually miss the “whale song” as they negotiated the connection. I also remember having a 300 baud handset attachment at one point. I was so happy to buy my first 2400 baud modem…

129 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:57:11pm

re: #112 oaktree

You folks can have the M1s and the SSBNs. Lots of luck affording fuel and maintenance.

I’ll settle for tonight’s dinner:
Image: Meatloaf.jpg

I like the bacon wrap…did you stick a couple of hard boiled eggs in it? My wife taught me that trick…looks cool when it’s sliced.

130 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:57:17pm

re: #122 Feline Fearless Leader

Wyoming IIRC.

Yep. Another case that shows there is a lot of state level derp that doesn’t reach DC.

Terrifying to think there are doubtless many state legislators that are stupider than intellectual giants such as Steve King and Louie Gohmert…

131 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:57:48pm

re: #70 The Ghost of a Flea

Imaginary Hitler has hordes of ultraviolent gay street thugs, the Lance of Longinus, and Grigori Rasputin working for him. Overcoming judicial review is just a matter of having the cybernetic gorillas visit the justices at home.

And he had an army of zombies commanded by vampires!

132 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:58:27pm

re: #124 jaunte

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Atheist packs! AAAUUUGGGHH!

Atheists and bayonets!

133 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:58:42pm

re: #121 Targetpractice

Scream that they’re no better than Nazi stormtroopers and then open fire.

Fair enough, but if the US armed forces opened up on them with everything they have, and I mean everything, hell, even battlefield tactical nukes, how long would it take for these nutburgers to figure out they wouldn’t stand a prayer? They’d be eradicated.

134 allegro  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:59:02pm

re: #131 Vicious Babushka

And he had an army of zombies commanded by vampires!

I thought that was General Lee. (I saw it in a movie, must be true.)

135 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:59:44pm

re: #115 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Showing our age, we are. I vaguely remember playing around with modem control strings back in the day.

Eh, I got into computing on the ass end of the modem’s heyday, about 1997-98 (and didn’t stay on dialup long), but I appreciate the gag.

136 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 4:59:53pm

re: #129 darthstar

I like the bacon wrap…did you stick a couple of hard boiled eggs in it? My wife taught me that trick…looks cool when it’s sliced.

Nothing quite like that. Used a good recipe from a cookbook that incorporates milk or yoghurt in the recipe to help with the moistness. I went spicy in this one with extra hot sauce in the loaf and glazing with Pic-a-Pepper sauce.

The hard-boiled egg trick would be sort of neat. Need to save that one for the next time I cook it for company.

137 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:00:31pm

re: #135 TedStriker

Eh, I got into computing on the ass end of the modem’s heyday (and didn’t stay on dialup long), but I appreciate the gag.

Yeah, I’m a 56k’er myself. Never had hands-on experience with anything older than that.

138 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:00:46pm

re: #135 TedStriker

Eh, I got into computing on the ass end of the modem’s heyday (and didn’t stay on dialup long), but I appreciate the gag.

That joke reminds me somewhat of the end of “Fail-Safe”.

139 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:00:48pm

Repainted the TV room yesterday and today…not bad for an Irishman.

Image: 537310_10151360875183024_1000905069_n.jpg

140 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:01:14pm
141 engineer cat  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:01:45pm

Bush=Hitler

at the time, i was mostly hanging out on the rather left wing (which suits my views) eschaton

to compare him to hitler was boring and non productive. we mostly called him “chimpy”

142 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:01:47pm

re: #134 allegro

I thought that was General Lee. (I saw it in a movie, must be true.)

Well yeah but vampires never die so they just went into Hitler’s army.

143 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:01:50pm

re: #139 darthstar

Repainted the TV room yesterday and today…not bad for an Irishman.

Image: 537310_10151360875183024_1000905069_n.jpg

In between parades and putting out fires?

//

144 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:02:38pm

re: #139 darthstar

Repainted the TV room yesterday and today…not bad for an Irishman.

Image: 537310_10151360875183024_1000905069_n.jpg

That’s ‘linen white’? Looks pretty good.

When I was a kid our interior was painted ‘Navajo white’. Wasn’t until years later that struck me as odd.

145 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:02:51pm

re: #140 Vicious Babushka

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I thought it was Tina Turner sending you out into the desert wearing a paper mache’ head sitting backwards on a horse with no name.
/

146 allegro  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:03:04pm

re: #142 Vicious Babushka

Well yeah but vampires never die so they just went into Hitler’s army.

Need moar silver.

147 lawhawk  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:03:44pm

re: #141 engineer cat

I can remember mocking the folks who were doing the Bush=Hitler thing by lumping together all the “evil” groups into one huge mashup. “Bushitleralliburton, a Rove Co.” because no conspiracy and wackaloon theory works without a catchy company name lurking behind it.

148 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:03:52pm

re: #141 engineer cat

Bush=Hitler

at the time, i was mostly hanging out on the rather left wing (which suits my views) eschaton

to compare him to hitler was boring and non productive. we mostly called him “chimpy”

Bush = Hitler was worse than useless. It was a distraction from real civil liberties issues that came up post 9/11.

149 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:04:00pm

Any idiot knows a Gulag is a dish made with meat, tomatoes, and pasta.

150 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:05:23pm

re: #149 darthstar

Any idiot knows a Gulag is a dish made with meat, tomatoes, and pasta.

What, no paprika?

151 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:05:27pm

re: #144 wrenchwench

That’s ‘linen white’? Looks pretty good.

When I was a kid our interior was painted ‘Navajo white’. Wasn’t until years later that struck me as odd.

Yeah…more of a cream color IMO…pretty though. And I didn’t paint the floor!

152 engineer cat  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:06:23pm

Bush=Hitler

on the other hand, i will say this:

the “patriot” act’s degredation of americans’ right of privacy in personal communications and records is positively stalinistic

so there

153 allegro  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:06:59pm

Speaking of comedy… check out the comments:

Amazon.com: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

154 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:07:08pm

re: #149 darthstar

Take action!

155 kirkspencer  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:07:47pm

re: #115 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

Showing our age, we are. I vaguely remember playing around with modem control strings back in the day.

And having to stop typing so the modem could catch up…

156 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:09:45pm

re: #154 jaunte

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Take action!

The irony is that if TGDN starts “defending” people who’ve been booted for spamming and insults, they’ll likely do it by further spamming and insults.

So individual Twitter bans will become lemmings going over a cliff.

157 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:11:39pm

re: #156 The Ghost of a Flea

#FreeEfan

Their own rhetoric is confusing them. Hey people, Efan can’t be freed; he’s not imprisoned!

158 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:11:53pm

re: #154 jaunte

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Take action!

I can imagine some kind of twitter heist movie/jailbreak caper. That would be hilarious. Especially if done by the right-wingers.

Are they gonna break into Twitter corporate HQ or something? Loaded with guns?

159 engineer cat  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:11:59pm

re: #147 lawhawk

I can remember mocking the folks who were doing the Bush=Hitler thing by lumping together all the “evil” groups into one huge mashup. “Bushitleralliburton, a Rove Co.” because no conspiracy and wackaloon theory works without a catchy company name lurking behind it.

besides, one thing that wingnuts totally and completely miss is the fact that the real left wing sites have for a long time practically (and often actually) classify obama as little better than a republican

for example the drone strikes go down very poorly among the denizens of daily kos and eschaton, as they should

black and white, manichean universes are found mostly in wingnuttia, that’s the real distinction

160 dragonath  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:12:29pm

Let’s join the Freikorps before Obama takes away all our rights!

…oh wait…

161 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:12:51pm

re: #157 jaunte

#FreeEfan

Their own rhetoric is confusing them. Hey people, Efan can’t be freed; he’s not imprisoned!

I wonder if Efan got blocked on twitter for posting naked pictures.

162 Stanghazi  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:13:05pm

re: #118 Gus

America the Beautiful. Collection of whacko’s.

YAY!

163 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:13:12pm

re: #157 jaunte

#FreeEfan

Their own rhetoric is confusing them. Hey people, Efan can’t be freed; he’s not imprisoned!

YES HE IS! TWITTER GULAG! STALIN! HITLER! EVIL TWITTER ADMINS ARE OUT TO GET US! HELP HELP WE’RE BEING REPRESSED!

164 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:13:16pm

re: #158 Shvaughn

It’s definitely time for a ConservaTwit Kickstarter.

165 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:14:26pm

re: #159 engineer cat

besides, one thing that wingnuts totally and completely miss is the fact that the real left wing sites have for a long time practically (and often actually) classify obama as little better than a republican

for example the drone strikes go down very poorly among the denizens of daily kos and eschaton, as they should

black and white, manichean universes are found mostly in wingnuttia, that’s the real distinction

Obama and the Democrats have put the “bipartisan seal of approval” on most of the civil liberties abuses of the Bush era, to their great discredit.

166 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:14:53pm

Here’s a funny one. A realization the “Constitooshun” doesn’t work the way she thought it did:

167 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:15:29pm

re: #166 Dr Lizardo

Bowls?

168 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:16:05pm

re: #165 EPR-radar

Obama and the Democrats have put the “bipartisan seal of approval” on most of the civil liberties abuses of the Bush era, to their great discredit.

Fear of being labeled “unpatriotic” by Fox…stupid.

169 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:16:58pm

re: #167 jaunte

Bowls?

Toilet bowls deck. One class cheaper than steerage.

170 Shvaughn  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:17:04pm

re: #167 jaunte

Bowls?

I think they mean these Titanic Bowls:

Image: Wister8.jpg

171 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:17:10pm

re: #124 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Atheist packs! AAAUUUGGGHH!

The horror. Tribes of lawless hooligans, inflicting Socratic dialogues about the nature of good on innocents everywhere.

172 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:17:19pm

re: #167 jaunte

Bowls?

Located next to the plates and cups, I think.

173 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:17:40pm

re: #167 jaunte

Bowls?

That reminds me…time for a bowl movement (putting away dishes).

174 Stanghazi  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:17:40pm

re: #129 darthstar

Dude. Whenever you are in San Diego I will hire you and wifey to prepare the menu of my dreams. One Day, 300 (enough? ha!)

Living alone has Epicurean deficits.

175 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:18:32pm

re: #172 Dr Lizardo

Located next to the plates and cups, I think.

I tried plates…too much like yoga.

176 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:19:00pm

re: #171 EPR-radar

The horror. Tribes of lawless hooligans, inflicting Socratic dialogues about the nature of good on innocents everywhere.

But do The Atheists have Leonard Bernstein songs and snappy choreography?

177 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:20:10pm

re: #176 The Ghost of a Flea

But do The Atheists have Leonard Bernstein songs and snappy choreography?

Snarks vs. Jests?

178 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:21:07pm

re: #166 Dr Lizardo

Extra apostrophe’s! Get yer extra apostrophe’s here! Fifty for a dollar! Use ‘em for plural’s and third-person singular present tense verb’s! Make’s a great gift for Mothers Day!

179 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:22:05pm

re: #177 Decatur Deb

Snarks vs. Jests?

When you’re a Jest you’re always a Jest
From your first smart-ass tweet
to your Gulag arrest.

180 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:22:51pm

re: #178 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Extra apostrophe’s! Get yer extra apostrophe’s here! Fifty for a dollar! Use ‘em for plural’s and third-person singular present tense verb’s! Make’s a great gift for Mothers Day!

You’re dipping into your own stash too much.

Too much apostrophe is a gateway to semicolon abuse.

181 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:22:55pm

re: #176 The Ghost of a Flea

But do The Atheists have Leonard Bernstein songs and snappy choreography?

All we have is this:

182 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:23:10pm

re: #178 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Extra apostrophe’s! Get yer extra apostrophe’s here! Fifty for a dollar! Use ‘em for plural’s and third-person singular present tense verb’s! Make’s a great gift for Mothers Day!

I didn’t even notice that. But then again, with wingnut grammar and whatnot, I’ve become immune.

183 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:23:33pm

re: #178 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Extra apostrophe’s! Get yer extra apostrophe’s here! Fifty for a dollar! Use ‘em for plural’s and third-person singular present tense verb’s! Make’s a great gift for Mother’s Day!

ftffy

184 The Ghost of a Flea  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:23:53pm

re: #182 Dr Lizardo

I didn’t even notice that. But then again, with wingnut grammar and whatnot, I’ve become immune.

Grammatical mithradatism.

185 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:24:15pm

The first f in ftffy is for fucker.

186 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:24:29pm

But titanic plates move real slow - and imply evolution would have time to exist.
;)

187 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:24:41pm

slalom: ,’,’,’,’,’,’,

188 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:25:30pm

re: #187 jaunte

slalom: ,’,’,’,’,’,’,

slalom to you too

189 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:25:32pm

re: #179 darthstar

When you’re a Jest you’re always a Jest
From your first smart-ass tweet
to your Gulag arrest.

“I feel tweety, oh so tweety,
If feel twitty and shitty and sad…”

190 engineer cat  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:25:58pm

re: #165 EPR-radar

Obama and the Democrats have put the “bipartisan seal of approval” on most of the civil liberties abuses of the Bush era, to their great discredit.

even leaving out the “patriot” act, we are still living in an era with greatly limited privacy. consider this:

- when i actually use paper money for a retail transaction these days, i get a slight illicit thrill at the fact that i have conducted a purchase that leaves no permanent electronic trace that can be read by any agency with access to my bank records. wow, i just bought a banana and nobody will ever know that it was me!!!

- if, say, you were a government with totalitarian leanings that wanted all its citizens to carry devices that constantly broadcast their location as determined by gps, would it conceivably be possible not only get mass acceptance of this intense level of surveillance, but actually even get the citizens to pay for it themselves? enthusiastically, even? really??

yes, you can - it’s called “smartphones”

191 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:27:07pm

re: #181 wrenchwench

All we have is this:

[Embedded content]

192 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:28:06pm

re: #189 Decatur Deb

“I feel tweety, oh so tweety,
If feel twitty and shitty and sad…”

Tweeters supposes their tweets smell like roses
but tweeters supposes erroneously.

193 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:28:25pm

re: #190 engineer cat

even leaving out the “patriot” act, we are still living in an era with greatly limited privacy. consider this:

- when i actually use paper money for a retail transaction these days, i get a slight illicit thrill at the fact that i have conducted a purchase that leaves no permanent electronic trace


Let me introduce you to Mr. Surveillance camera.

194 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:29:15pm

re: #191 Gus

[Embedded content]

That’s in the atheist canon? Are those all atheists?

195 engineer cat  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:29:18pm

re: #193 Decatur Deb

oh, right - forget about that

IT WAS JUST A BANANA I SWEAR I SWEAR!

196 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:29:53pm

re: #194 wrenchwench

That’s in the atheist canon? Are those all atheists?

No, Bela Bartok. :O

List of atheists in music

197 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:30:57pm

re: #11 Gus

Related: Ted Nugent unloads: Gun owners the next Rosa Parks

Gun owners. Like Rosa Parks.

Ted Nugent unloads a steaming pile pile of crap : Gun owners the next Rosa Parks.

Fixed.

198 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:30:58pm
199 jaunte  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:31:56pm

Australia races to control fires as new heat wave looms

‘Tornadoes of fire’

Tim Holmes told ABC News that he, his wife and their five grandchildren sought shelter in the water under a jetty when the bushfire closed in on the town of Dunalley, 57km (35 miles) east of the state’s capital, Hobart.

“We saw tornadoes of fire just coming across towards us and the next thing we knew everything was on fire, everywhere all around us,” Mr Holmes said.

200 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:32:20pm
201 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:33:22pm

re: #196 Gus

No, Bela Bartok. :O

List of atheists in music

At least 2 of them wrote masses.

202 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:34:05pm

re: #201 Decatur Deb

At least 2 of them wrote masses.

That’s fine. I’ve done design work on two churches.

203 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:34:34pm

re: #196 Gus

No, Bela Bartok. :O

List of atheists in music

That’s a long list. BUT STEVE MARTIN IS NOT ON IT!!!

204 abolitionist  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:34:39pm

re: #200 Gus

Bolero

[Embedded content]

One of the best metaphors for orgasm ever put to music.

205 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:36:04pm

re: #200 Gus

Bolero

[Embedded content]

206 wrenchwench  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:36:52pm

re: #202 Gus

That’s fine. I’ve done design work on two churches.

I sold a bike to one of the local Mormon Bishops. And fixed a bunch of bikes for a monastery of some orthodox Catholic breakaway sect.

207 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:37:03pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

[Embedded content]

More “atheist music!” Double plus good. :D

208 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:37:59pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

[Embedded content]

Nice to see someone finally found a decent recording of that and uploaded it to youtube.

209 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:38:05pm

Oh, here’s some prime lunacy for all you Lizards:

210 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:38:31pm

Now for some spankings. /

211 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:38:44pm

re: #200 Gus

Thank you!

212 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:39:49pm

re: #210 Gus

Now for some spankings. /

Did one of the churches have a grail-shaped beacon?

213 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:39:53pm

re: #204 abolitionist

One of the best metaphors for orgasm ever put to music.

I’ve always equated it with a night march by infantry in my mind.

214 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:40:02pm

Ed Shultz just had some 5th grade teacher on who wants to conceal carry…the interview didn’t go well for her (she’s an idiot). I suspect she’ll be suing MSNBC for letting her shoot herself in the proverbial foot on TV after her students’ parents all yank their kids from her class and her principal has that gentle, “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?” talk with her.

215 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:40:50pm

re: #212 Feline Fearless Leader

Did one of the churches have a grail-shaped beacon?

Yes, but if you drink from it you turn into a skeleton then crumble to dust.

//

216 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:41:03pm

re: #209 Dr Lizardo

Oh, here’s some prime lunacy for all you Lizards:

[Embedded content]

Dammit, people, your orders were to move out IN SECRET. Now the whole thing is ruined.

217 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:41:21pm

re: #214 darthstar

Ed Shultz just had some 5th grade teacher on who wantsMother’s to concealed carry…the interview didn’t go well for her (she’s an idiot). I suspect she’ll be suing MSNBC for letting her shoot herself in the proverbial foot on TV after her students’ parents all yank their kids from her class and her principal has that gentle, “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?” talk with her.

Your post needs an edit.

218 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:41:26pm

re: #209 Dr Lizardo

Oh, here’s some prime lunacy for all you Lizards:

[Embedded content]

Ha! EUTimes is run by some neo-Nazi crazies.

219 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:42:53pm

re: #218 Gus

Ha! EUTimes is run by some neo-Nazi crazies.

You gotta love their anti-TSA graphic. COOBRRRA!

220 Gus  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:43:06pm

They all sourced a website called the European Union Times, which I suppose sounds vaguely credible, but, based on the content at the site, a more apt name might be the Protocols of the Elders of Zion Weekly.

221 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:43:51pm

re: #218 Gus

Ha! EUTimes is run by some neo-Nazi crazies.

I know. It’s still so mind-boggling that people can so deeply believe this nonsense.

223 darthstar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:46:33pm

re: #217 Dark_Falcon

Your post needs an edit.

Fixed…one of the hazards of typing with a cat on your lap.

224 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:47:48pm

re: #214 darthstar

Ed Shultz just had some 5th grade teacher on who wantsMother’s to concealed carry…the interview didn’t go well for her (she’s an idiot). I suspect she’ll be suing MSNBC for letting her shoot herself in the proverbial foot on TV after her students’ parents all yank their kids from her class and her principal has that gentle, “WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?” talk with her.

It’ll be interesting to see how the PR battle plays out but finding the biggest idiot available to represent the opposition is cheap gimmick. My concern is with the executive order angle which is probably the only way gun control (or anything else these days) is going to pass. I think we’re setting ourselves up for some problems down the road. It gives way to much power to the executive, but even worse, that power is only temporary. The next president, who may or may not be Republican, can just as easily reverse these orders or simply not renew them. If too many executive orders are piled up this is going to create some pretty wild swings in the law of the land every few years. It’s a disaster waiting to happen.

225 austin_blue  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:48:29pm

re: #43 EPR-radar

Surely the calls from RWNJs to water down or repeal existing gun control laws will come soon.

It is crystal clear that the NFA of 1934 and the gun control act of 1968 would be 100% opposed by the NRA et al. if proposed today as new legislation.

Hey, a Tommy Gun is great for home defense! Everyone should have one! If some of the neighbors get blown to tiny bits (in Thy Mercy), that’s just part of The Price of Freedom.™

226 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:49:04pm

re: #215 Dark_Falcon

Yes, but if you drink from it you turn into a skeleton then crumble to dust.

//

I guess you could consider such a fate getting spanked.

227 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:50:32pm

re: #225 austin_blue

Hey, a Tommy Gun is great for home defense! Everyone should have one! If some of the neighbors get blown to tiny bits (in Thy Mercy), that’s just part of The Price of Freedom.™

.45 ACP doesn’t have that great a barrier penetration, and there’s always semi-auto instead of full-auto. :P

228 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:51:06pm

re: #225 austin_blue

Hey, a Tommy Gun is great for home defense! Everyone should have one! If some of the neighbors get blown to tiny bits (in Thy Mercy), that’s just part of The Price of Freedom.™

If everyone has one at what point do you prefer your own house to be invaded rather than the neighbors. Better to inflict than be collateral damage, especially after they upgrade to getting a Browning M2.

229 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:55:33pm

re: #228 Feline Fearless Leader

If everyone has one at what point do you prefer your own house to be invaded rather than the neighbors. Better to inflict than be collateral damage, especially after they upgrade to getting a Browning M2.

Not good enough. To be really safe, you need one of these.

230 TedStriker  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:55:43pm

re: #220 Gus

They all sourced a website called the European Union Times, which I suppose sounds vaguely credible, but, based on the content at the site, a more apt name might be the Protocols of the Elders of Zion Weekly.

Hrrmm:

In April, numerous conservative blogs, including Fox Nation, NewsBusters, Atlas Shrugs, Jammie Wearing Fool (who later pulled his post without explanation) and, as always, Jim Hoft, picked up an absurdly sketchy report “circulating the Kremlin” that French President Nicolas Sarkozy had called Obama “insane.”

Congrats, JWF…you’ve proven to be a craven wingnut coward.

To think that you were once respected around here…I’m glad that time has long since passed.

231 EPR-radar  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 5:58:48pm

re: #229 Dark_Falcon

Not good enough. To be really safe, you need one of these.

Static defense should not be neglected. A mine field in the basement, spiked pits under the windows, etc. Searchlights and concertina wire optional.

For wingnuts with deep pockets we have our Fortress option, with corner towers and machine gun nests.

//wingnutty arms monger mode off

232 simoom  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 6:48:15pm

Nothing says Hitler quite like an executive order to “bolster federally funded mental-health programs.” ///

[Link: thehill.com…]

It is unclear what specific executive orders Obama is contemplating, though one Democratic aide with insight into the talks said Obama could sidestep Congress and bolster federally funded mental-health programs.

233 austin_blue  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 10:17:38pm

re: #228 Feline Fearless Leader

If everyone has one at what point do you prefer your own house to be invaded rather than the neighbors. Better to inflict than be collateral damage, especially after they upgrade to getting a Browning M2.

The MaTwo is a beast.


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