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Meet the Sandy Hook Truthers

Hideously evil monsters mock families for grieving
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The people creating this insidious conspiracy need help, but they might be so evil that they are beyond all help and hope. The number of videos promoting this sick lie are growing every day, and they are mostly from people who hate our president.

Yes, there really are Newtown truthers.

But in the crazy world of Sandy Hook conspiracy theories, this one may be the worst yet. (Maybe you’ve already heard some of the others, like the one about fantasy ties between the gunman’s family and the LIBOR banking scandal and a related theory about the Aurora shooting and the “Dark Knight Rises.”) Most of the theories are really pieces of a larger meta-theory: that the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax, perhaps by the Obama administration, designed to stir demand for gun control.

In the latest angle, theorists think they have found “absolute proof” of a conspiracy to defraud the American people. “You reported in December that this little girl had been killed,” a reader emailed Salon in response to a story. “She has been found, and photographed with President Obama.”

The girl in question is Emilie Parker, a 6-year-old who was shot multiple times and killed at Sandy Hook. But for conspiracy theorists, the tears her family shed at her funeral, the moving eulogy from Utah’s governor, and the entire shooting spree are fake. Welcome to the world where Sandy Hook didn’t really happen.

There are dozens of websites, blog posts and YouTube videos extolling the Emilie Parker hoax theory. If you Google her name, the very first result is a post mocking her father for crying at a press conference after the shooting. One popular video, which already has 134,000 views, was made by the producers of a popular 9/11 Truther film. “Just as the movie ‘Operation Terror’ shows the 9/11 attacks were a made-for-TV event, so too were the mass shootings … There can be no doubt that Sandy Hook was a staged event,” the narrator intones. He goes on to say that the adults who participated in the media coverage of the shootings “should be prosecuted as accessories after the fact in a mass murder” — i.e., the parents whose children were murdered in the massacre should be thrown in prison.

More: Meet the Sandy Hook Truthers // Current TV

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113 comments

1 dragonfire1981  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 6:57:11am

Sigh…there’s just no way in hell.

Even if you assume the attacks were staged (stupid I know) how could it possibly be kept under wraps?? There is no way they could have managed to pull that off and not leave one single shred of evidence behind.

I really do think these nutjobs seriously overestimate the power and reach of the U.S. government.

And on a side note: Is it fair to say the Internet has done a lot with regards to the rise of conspiracy theories post 9/11? I don’t remember hearing about wacky stuff like this much in the 90s.

2 Iwouldprefernotto  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 8:03:03am

re: #1 dragonfire1981

Sigh…there’s just no way in hell.

Even if you assume the attacks were staged (stupid I know) how could it possibly be kept under wraps?? There is no way they could have managed to pull that off and not leave one single shred of evidence behind.

I really do think these nutjobs seriously overestimate the power and reach of the U.S. government.

And on a side note: Is it fair to say the Internet has done a lot with regards to the rise of conspiracy theories post 9/11? I don’t remember hearing about wacky stuff like this much in the 90s.

BS was harder to spread pre Internet. I do remember groups shilling VHS tapes of the “truth” about Vince Foster. He was murdered by Bill because Hillary was a lesbian or something.

3 Skip Intro  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 9:05:05am

re: #1 dragonfire1981

Even if you assume the attacks were staged (stupid I know) how could it possibly be kept under wraps?? There is no way they could have managed to pull that off and not leave one single shred of evidence behind.

Sure “they” could. Just look at how “they” were able to stage the 9/11 attacks.

/sarc, in case it’s needed.

And as an aside, the mental health of this country as a whole is beginning to alarm me.

4 Skip Intro  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 9:07:11am

re: #2 Iwouldprefernotto

BS was harder to spread pre Internet. I do remember groups shilling VHS tapes of the “truth” about Vince Foster. He was murdered by Bill because Hillary was a lesbian or something.

Yeah, I was listening to el Rushbo the day he announced that Hillary had a secret apartment in NYC where Foster’s body had been moved from. That was the moment I finally realized that he was full of shit.

5 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 10:05:37am

I’m convinced there will be truthers for everything now. Doesn’t matter what happens. There’s always going to be some idiot making outrageous insane claims like this. Makes me feel for the victims’ families even more.

6 Tigger2005  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:31:45pm

Sigh…I just want all people to be human and have respect for dead innocent children and sympathy for their grieving families. Is this too much to ask?

7 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:49:09pm

re: #6 Tigger2005

For some folks yes it is.

8 Obdicut  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:50:27pm

A huge stream of motorcycles just passed by my apartment in upper east side Manhattan.

Explain that, Obama!

9 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:50:46pm

Because No Decent American would do such a thing. I can’t happen here in Apple-Pie America.

There fore, it is a fraudulent conspiracy meant only to take your gunz.

/

10 Targetpractice  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:51:03pm

re: #5 HappyWarrior

I’m convinced there will be truthers for everything now. Doesn’t matter what happens. There’s always going to be some idiot making outrageous insane claims like this. Makes me feel for the victims’ families even more.

Warhol quipped that everybody would be famous for 15 minutes in the future, but I doubt he ever imagined something as widespread or ever-lasting as the Internet.

11 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:52:52pm

I got an email with that “proof” crap in it the other day. Naturally the cowards used a fake email. Pissed me off far more than the other birthers, truthers & the like ever have.

12 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:53:58pm

Can they find a Washington/Jefferson quote out there supporting their viewpoint?

13 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:57:00pm

re: #12 Sol Berdinowitz

Can they find a Washington/Jefferson quote out there supporting their viewpoint?

LINCOLN and Twain are better.

14 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:57:36pm

Lincoln was RINO and Tsain was an atheist…

15 dragonfire1981  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:58:13pm

No but they can surely make one up.

16 erik_t  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:58:16pm

Gene Ray, Doctor of Cubism and Wisest Human, thinks these people are a few screws short of an Erector Set.

17 Stan the Demanded Plan  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 2:58:24pm

NO ONE kills 20 children as a step to their further plan.

This whole bunch of bullshit, starting with David Gregory is hideous.

20 kindergartners were murdered.

Its all about them.

18 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:00:27pm

This post really took off on Twitter after being retweeted by Graham Linehan.

19 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:01:17pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

This post really took off on Twitter after being retweeted by Graham Linehan.

Is it going to wear out the new turbo hamsters?

20 Kragar  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:03:00pm

Anyone who believes this is a seriously evil and broken individual.

21 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:03:10pm

re: #2 Iwouldprefernotto

BS was harder to spread pre Internet.

exactly
People had a very small audience (mostly close friends chatting in a bar somewhere) Now, like that Allstate commercial where female says “they can’t put it on the internet if it isn’t true”.

{sigh}

22 Stan the Demanded Plan  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:04:08pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

This post really took off on Twitter after being retweeted by Graham Linehan.

I saw 1400 tweets. wow

23 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:07:23pm

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

Is it going to wear out the new turbo hamsters?

No problemo.

24 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:09:00pm

re: #22 Stanghazi

I saw 1400 tweets. wow

Approaching 2000 now.

25 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:10:05pm

Twitter could use bullshit like this as a reason to perma-ban the bad crazies.

26 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:10:06pm

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

Is it going to wear out the new turbo hamsters?

Beware of the Weremouse.

27 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:10:30pm

re: #1 dragonfire1981

Sigh…there’s just no way in hell.

Even if you assume the attacks were staged (stupid I know) how could it possibly be kept under wraps?? There is no way they could have managed to pull that off and not leave one single shred of evidence behind.

I really do think these nutjobs seriously overestimate the power and reach of the U.S. government.

And on a side note: Is it fair to say the Internet has done a lot with regards to the rise of conspiracy theories post 9/11? I don’t remember hearing about wacky stuff like this much in the 90s.

There were groups as far back as the late 60’s who believed that the moon landings were hoaxes. The Birchers were hard-core paranoids and fantasists.

28 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:11:36pm

re: #27 austin_blue

Were those birchers in any way different from the tea party bunch?

29 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:12:12pm

re: #27 austin_blue

There were groups as far back as the late 60’s who believed that the moon landings were hoaxes. The Birchers were hard-core paranoids and fantasists.

Elvis is spotted almost weekly! Photographed too. Just look at the papers at the local grocery store check out stand

30 Kragar  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:12:27pm

This kind of shit will only continue as long as we let it. People need to stand up to these crazy fuckers and call them out for their craziness, then shun them.

31 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:12:50pm

biab

32 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:13:43pm

Heh, conspiracy theories of the last few months:

Obama secretly mind controlled a boy to kill 20 toddlers
and
Women have a secret non-abortion way to prevent pregnancy after-the-fact, they just get abortions to defy Jesus.

33 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:14:07pm

re: #28 stabby

Were those birchers in any way different from the tea party bunch?

Not much! Old white people terrified of change.

34 Tigger2005  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:16:57pm

The Sandy Hook truthers are, if possible, even more wicked than the Westboro Baptist people. At least the WBC doesn’t claim the massacre was staged. And there are clearly MANY more Sandy Hook truthers than there are WBC members. All decent people should shun these scumbags like the slimy diseased cockroaches they are…apologies to cockroaches.

35 alpuz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:17:42pm

re: #30 Kragar

Right up the road from me:

[Link: www.wxow.com…]

These folks flood the local news channel’s message boards. It’s brutal.

36 Kragar  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:17:42pm

Marsha Blackburn opposes gun control because of ‘hammers’ and ‘hatchets’

Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) on Sunday said that gun control laws were not the answer to mass shootings because hatchets, guns, cars and video games all had a role in violent deaths in the United States.

“What I’m hearing is that people want to make certain that — first of all — that we protect the Second Amendment and their Second Amendment rights — protect their freedom and not impede that,” Blackburn told CNN’s Candy Crowley, adding that the focus should really be on “psychiatric and psychotropic drugs.”

“They are also wanting to make certain we get in behind these video games. I watched a couple of these last night in preparation for this segment and, Candy, as a mother and as a grandmother, I was astounded with some of the things I was seeing on ‘Call to Duty’ [sic]. And, of course, we know the Norway shooter would go in and use that as target practice.”

37 Randall Gross  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:18:18pm

Here’s a direct link to the Salon article with other links :

[Link: current.com…]

The community site has some crazy comments as well.

38 Stan the Demanded Plan  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:18:56pm

re: #30 Kragar

This kind of shit will only continue as long as we let it. People need to stand up to these crazy fuckers and call them out for their craziness, then shun them.

Exactly.

Children killed in cold blood.

But the gun freaks, THEIR media money making followers: D. Loesch, the Breitbrats, et al, THEIR lives and THEIR paranoia is more important. Leading to the worst of the worst, the ones who deny the existance of horror because of THEIR own stupid paranoia.

Really, the gun freaks have shown their colors. I hope sanity overcomes the evil.

39 Randall Gross  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:19:53pm

re: #35 alpuz

From story:

The Barron County Republican Party has shared a link on its Facebook page from a blogger who asserts that the December massacre of 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT was the work of the United States Government.

The link, shared by the Barron County GOP on December 19th, is from a wordpress blog site called “Short Little Rebel: One Christian’s Conservative Take on Politics.”

The site is run by a woman named Susan Shannon.

In the blog about the Newtown shootings, Shannon writes: “I believe our GOVERNMENT shot those kids and teachers and used Adam Lanza and his family to pull it off. They might have killed two birds with one stone. One: If these men are involved in the LIBOR scandal, they can manipulate their testimony. Two: They get gun control. How very, very clever and efficient of them, right?”

40 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:20:08pm

It shows how scared these people are. They realize that their tried-and-true approach to “gun rights” of shouting down opponents and intimidating politicians is no longer going to work.

People are fed up with gun fetishism andpoliticians are loseing their fear of the gun lobby.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

41 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:20:56pm

re: #35 alpuz

Right up the road from me:

[Link: www.wxow.com…]

These folks flood the local news channel’s message boards. It’s brutal.

Crap, that freak is like only an hour away from me, if they’re near Rice Lake.

42 Randall Gross  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:21:56pm

These people are evil, and they wouldn’t shut up even in the parents ok’ed the release of the crime scene photos featuring bullet riddled bodies of 7 year olds.

43 Targetpractice  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:22:45pm

re: #36 Kragar

Marsha Blackburn opposes gun control because of ‘hammers’ and ‘hatchets’

Yes, yes, let’s talk about everything but guns. Perhaps when there’s a mass murder with a hammer, they’ll be ready to talk about guns.

44 erik_t  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:22:56pm

re: #36 Kragar

Marsha Blackburn opposes gun control because of ‘hammers’ and ‘hatchets’

And, of course, we know the Norway shooter would go in and use that as target practice.

TARGET PRACTICE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOOD NIGHT

45 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:23:44pm

When wil they come out with the assault tomahawk?

46 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:23:54pm

My local Pacifica radio station had a debate between educated types and 9/11 truthers a few months ago.

I was offended that they took the truther’s seriously enough to give them a debate.

47 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:24:03pm

re: #39 Randall Gross

From story:

The Barron County Republican Party has shared a link on its Facebook page from a blogger who asserts that the December massacre of 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT was the work of the United States Government.

The link, shared by the Barron County GOP on December 19th, is from a wordpress blog site called “Short Little Rebel: One Christian’s Conservative Take on Politics.”

The site is run by a woman named Susan Shannon.

In the blog about the Newtown shootings, Shannon writes: “I believe our GOVERNMENT shot those kids and teachers and used Adam Lanza and his family to pull it off. They might have killed two birds with one stone. One: If these men are involved in the LIBOR scandal, they can manipulate their testimony. Two: They get gun control. How very, very clever and efficient of them, right?”

She came up with and posted that on the 19th of December?

Man, she may be gonzo crazy, but she’s quick!

48 Stan the Demanded Plan  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:24:56pm

re: #39 Randall Gross

My dog.

49 alpuz  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:25:31pm

re: #41 William Barnett-Lewis

Yep. I have family in Rice Lake. They’re completely nutz. Take some time and read through a thread on WEAU. It’s depressing.

50 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:26:30pm

Graham Linehan Uses Twitter 2 Counter Right Wing Lies About the NHS

51 TedStriker  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:29:13pm

re: #36 Kragar

Marsha Blackburn opposes gun control because of ‘hammers’ and ‘hatchets’

re: #43 Targetpractice

Yes, yes, let’s talk about everything but guns. Perhaps when there’s a mass murder with a hammer, they’ll be ready to talk about guns.

re: #44 erik_t

TARGET PRACTICE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOOD NIGHT

As a Tennessean, I’d like to apologize for the flaming bag of dog shit that is Representative Marsha Blackburn.

And, no, I didn’t vote for (or against) her…she’s not in my district.

52 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:29:15pm

re: #49 alpuz

Yep. I have family in Rice Lake. They’re completely nutz. Take some time and read through a thread on WEAU. It’s depressing.

I might some other time, but not tonight. I’ve run out of whiskey …

53 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:29:49pm

re: #45 Sol Berdinowitz

When wil they come out with the assault tomahawk?

It’s an ingenious device! Instead of releasing the entire tomahawk, it releases only the metal head, which uses a laser-dot sighting system to bury itself in the head of an unsuspecting victim. Then, an auto-loading magazine (connected by string theory in a parallel universe) places another metal head on the haft.

54 wrenchwench  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:31:11pm

re: #50 Charles Johnson

Graham Linehan Uses Twitter 2 Counter Right Wing Lies About the NHS

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…goddamn liberals taking over twitter and spreading there propergander…if only their was a gulag or something we cud put them in….

55 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:36:39pm

re: #53 austin_blue

It’s an ingenious device! Instead of releasing the entire tomahawk, it releases only the metal head, which uses a laser-dot sighting system to bury itself in the head of an unsuspecting victim. Then, an auto-loading magazine (connected by string theory in a parallel universe) places another metal head on the haft.

Surprisingly, it doesn’t hurt as much as one would think!!

Image: 35231hatchet-170.jpg

//

56 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:45:59pm
57 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:50:20pm

re: #45 Sol Berdinowitz

When wil they come out with the assault tomahawk?

I want a CCCB.

58 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:51:57pm

re: #57 Gus

I want a CCCB.

OK, I’ll bite.

Hey, Gus, what’s a CCCB?

59 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:52:39pm

re: #58 austin_blue

OK, I’ll bite.

Hey, Gus, what’s a CCCB?

Concealed Carry Cluster Bomb

60 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:54:47pm

re: #59 Gus

Concealed Carry Cluster Bomb

Hope you’ve got one hell of an arm…

61 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:55:41pm

OT

62 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:57:44pm

re: #61 Gus

The right wing is strong in France.

63 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:57:44pm

re: #61 Gus

OT

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Behold the power of the Bishop of Rome.

64 Targetpractice  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:58:27pm

re: #61 Gus

OT

[Embedded content]

Gee, you think tomorrow Fischer will declare he wants to be more like France?

65 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:59:16pm

Frank says:

There is no hell. There is only France.

66 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 3:59:36pm

re: #64 Targetpractice

Only if they kill a few gay people

67 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:00:48pm

re: #61 Gus

Uniformity of signs and turnout clothing=$$$.

68 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:01:57pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

Uniformity of signs and turnout clothing=$$$.

Catholic church being one. See Protesters in Paris March Against Gay Marriage

Leading the charge: @Frigidebarjot

69 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:02:03pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

astroturf

70 stabby  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:04:13pm

re: #68 Gus

They must have offered those catholics something they wanted to show up for the rally like health insurance that covers birth control pills

71 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:05:40pm

re: #68 Gus

Catholic church being one. See Protesters in Paris March Against Gay Marriage

Leading the charge: @Frigidebarjot

Might be on the wrong side, but she still gets props for the nic.

72 Mich-again  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:07:53pm

re: #61 Gus

Where are the other 300,000?

73 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:08:26pm

re: #72 Mich-again

Where are the other 300,000?

That’s the police estimate. They’re claiming 800,000.

74 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:12:33pm

re: #73 Gus

That’s the police estimate. They’re claiming 800,000.

The only thing the French love more than a protest is a strike.

75 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:12:49pm

I’m not anti-gay! I’m anti-gay-marriage. God I hate these people.

76 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:13:03pm

re: #36 Kragar

Marsha Blackburn opposes gun control because of ‘hammers’ and ‘hatchets’

The whole “rifles vs. hammers” meme is bogus. The wingnuts compared the number of homicides from one specific type of firearm to all homicides from blunt object.

Total number of homicides by firearm: 8,583
Total number of homicides by everything else: 4,081

Source.

77 Targetpractice  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:14:33pm

re: #76 Vicious Babushka

The whole “rifles vs. hammers” meme is bogus. The wingnuts compared the number of homicides from one specific type of firearm to all homicides from blunt object.

Total number of homicides by firearm: 8,583
Total number of homicides by everything else: 4,081

Source.

Likewise the whole “Banning rifles won’t stop all gun crimes” bit is tedious when you consider that their proposal, increased mental health care and registration of the mentally ill, would only address 3-5% of all violent crimes in any given year.

78 ProBosniaLiberal  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:15:42pm

re: #71 Decatur Deb

She’s probably like Daniel Tosh. A crappy person, and not all that funny.

79 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:20:05pm

Another unhelpful Hagel endorsement from nut Oliver Stone
Oliver Stone and Peter Kuznick: Obama’s empire

There are, however, a few signs of hope that Obama’s approach is changing. Nominating Chuck Hagel as secretary of Defense - with his criticism of the Israel lobby, sensible approach toward Iran, opposition to the surge in Iraq and repudiation of nuclear weapons - and John Kerry as secretary of State represents a major break with the hawks who populated Obama’s first administration.

80 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:21:14pm

re: #79 Killgore Trout

a major break with the hawks who populated Obama’s first administration.

yes. Those noted hawks like ,, ummm,,, errrr,, ahhhh,,,,,,

81 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:23:41pm

re: #80 sattv4u2

a major break with the hawks who populated Obama’s first administration.

yes. Those noted hawks like ,, ummm,,, errrr,, ahhhh,,,,,,

I think Obama is the biggest hawk in the house.

82 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:26:23pm

U.S. forces helped France during Somalia rescue attempt: Obama
I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re also helping in Mali.

83 Dancing along the light of day  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:28:37pm

re: #74 Killgore Trout

And riots, you forgot riots!

84 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:29:34pm

re: #83 Dancing along the light of day

And riots, you forgot riots!

Le riot!

85 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:30:25pm

Flambe du car.

86 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:31:36pm

re: #85 Killgore Trout

Flambe du car.

We call them Car B Q’s

87 ProBosniaLiberal  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:37:04pm

re: #82 Killgore Trout

We have been helping the Malian Forces with supplies.

We likely are still. France can support itself though, and they will be getting assistance from regional actors. We should concentrate on cutting of the head of the snake.

Find and dispose of Iyad ag-Ghaly, Omar Ould Hamaha, and Abu Musab Abdel Wadoud. Drones being preferable. Also, verify the rumor that Iyad ag-Ghaly has been helped by the Algerian Intel services.

Things simmered down at home, both sides reconciled. But everyone here is nuts. I need to leave anyway. Leave the poisonous environment, I get better.

88 austin_blue  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:40:42pm

re: #87 ProBosniaLiberal

We have been helping the Malian Forces with supplies.

We likely are still. France can support itself though, and they will be getting assistance from regional actors. We should concentrate on cutting of the head of the snake.

Find and dispose of Iyad ag-Ghaly, Omar Ould Hamaha, and Abu Musab Abdel Wadoud. Drones being preferable. Also, verify the rumor that Iyad ag-Ghaly has been helped by the Algerian Intel services.

Things simmered down at home, both sides reconciled. But everyone here is nuts. I need to leave anyway. Leave the poisonous environment, I get better.

Good. Get to a safe place and take deep breaths.

89 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:45:25pm

re: #63 austin_blue

Behold the power of the Bishop of Rome.

Wait until he has time to contemplate Citizens United.

90 ProBosniaLiberal  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:46:22pm

France also is going into this with a much different mindset than we did in Iraq.

They know this could be tough, and take a while. They also are aware some fanatical nutcases may do terror attacks in France, and have majorly stepped up security.

91 allegro  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:50:33pm

“Turn out the liiiights… the party’s overrrrrrr…”
~ Don Meredith

92 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:53:04pm

I had to step away for a while.

What did I miss?

Did the Weremouse show-up?

93 Tigger2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:53:45pm

re: #27 austin_blue

There were groups as far back as the late 60’s who believed that the moon landings were hoaxes. The Birchers were hard-core paranoids and fantasists.

They still are, but now they’re called the Republican Party.

94 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:55:40pm

Wingnuts boycotting Walmart!

But they’re JRRB KRAYTORS!

95 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:58:37pm

re: #94 Vicious Babushka

Wingnuts boycotting Walmart!

But they’re JRRB KRAYTORS!

Over what? I see some goofy story from crazy old “Before it is News” leading to some whacky conspiracy nut site.

96 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 4:58:38pm

re: #94 Vicious Babushka

Wingnuts boycotting Walmart!

But they’re JRRB KRAYTORS!

It’s all cool—already stocked up on sweatshop tube socks.

97 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:00:20pm

re: #95 Gus

Over what? I see some goofy story from crazy old “Before it is News” leading to some whacky conspiracy nut site.

Over some rumor that Wally World has stopped selling ammo ON OBAMUZ ORDERZ!1!

98 Tigger2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:01:12pm

re: #94 Vicious Babushka

Wingnuts boycotting Walmart!

But they’re JRRB KRAYTORS!

Now since the wingnuts are boycotting it I’m glad I ordered a coffee maker and a battery charger from Walmart.

99 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:01:38pm

re: #97 Vicious Babushka

Over some rumor that Wally World has stopped selling ammo ON OBAMUZ ORDERZ!1!

Some whacko.

100 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:06:02pm

Hilarious. They’re falling for it.

101 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:07:32pm

EXO-VATICANA (Pt 4)(MUST READ) Petrus Romanus, PROJECT LUCIFER, and the Vatican’s astonishing exo-theological plan for the arrival of an alien savior

102 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:10:14pm

re: #100 Gus

Hilarious. They’re falling for it.

Won’t believe it ‘til I read it on Free Republic.

103 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:13:01pm

re: #102 Decatur Deb

Won’t believe it ‘til I read it on Free Republic.

Stomach flu an epidemic in France; Note- Is the release of this Flu Virus World Wide, a test of Global Dispersion with Lethal Bio Weapons at a later date-Something STINKS TO THE LOWEST HELL!

104 Gus  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:13:30pm

Farrakhan on ‘Django Unchained’: ‘It’s Preparation for Race War: JESUS SAID NATION WILL RISE AGAINST NATION—THE WORD IN GREEK FOR NATION IS ETHNOS AS IN ETHNIC OR RACIAL WARFARE-TOLD EVERYONE 20 YEARS AGO THIS WAS COMING!

105 b_sharp  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:14:45pm

re: #103 Gus

Stomach flu an epidemic in France; Note- Is the release of this Flu Virus World Wide, a test of Global Dispersion with Lethal Bio Weapons at a later date-Something STINKS TO THE LOWEST HELL!

What ever happened to Occam’s razor?

106 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:15:12pm

re: #105 b_sharp

What ever happened to Occam’s razor?

It became dull from too much use.

107 b_sharp  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:15:38pm

re: #104 Gus

Farrakhan on ‘Django Unchained’: ‘It’s Preparation for Race War: JESUS SAID NATION WILL RISE AGAINST NATION—THE WORD IN GREEK FOR NATION IS ETHNOS AS IN ETHNIC OR RACIAL WARFARE-TOLD EVERYONE 20 YEARS AGO THIS WAS COMING!

Loons will be loons.

108 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:17:05pm

I have to get offline.

go check-out the beautiful video upstairs.

109 b_sharp  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:19:39pm

re: #106 FemNaziBitch

It became dull from too much use.

Only the people refusing to use it correctly are dull.

110 sattv4u2  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:21:26pm

re: #109 b_sharp

Only the people refusing to use it correctly are dull.

Stop looking at me!

111 BroncD  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 5:23:43pm

It was the Jews. Duh.

[Link: www.presstv.ir…]

112 Mr.Boots  Sun, Jan 13, 2013 6:25:29pm

Marsha, I”ll accept your point when you tell whether you’d have more success running from a hatchet or a bullet. While you’re pondering that, could you tell me how many innocent people died while sitting in their homes from a drive-by hammering with a hammer obtained from an unregulated hammer sale? Or even a drive-by hatcheting?

113 Danack  Mon, Jan 14, 2013 4:54:20am
There are dozens of websites, blog posts and YouTube videos extolling the Emilie Parker hoax theory. If you Google her name, the very first result is a post mocking her father for crying at a press conference after the shooting.

So, how long until they start demanding to see the death certificate?

And then the long form death certificate.


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