Headline of the Day: Tom Tancredo to Smoke Pot

“Illegal immigration? Oh, that’s cool, man, no worries.”
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I’m in favor of this becoming a trend among far right conservative politicians; we just might see a big attitude improvement: Tom Tancredo to Smoke Pot.

Tancredo, who supported the marijuana reform proposal but said he did not partake in drugs himself, made a bet in a promotional film advocating its passage that he would nonetheless smoke pot if it ended up becoming law. Since it passed, he told Fox News he will uphold his end of the bargain:

“Look, I made a bet with the producer of the film that if Amendment 64 passed ( I did not think it would) that I would smoke pot,” he said through his research and education institute, the Rocky Mountain Foundation. “I will therefore smoke pot under circumstances we both agree are legal under Colorado law. Hey, it’s better than having to do a stupid dance as (Denver) Mayor (Michael) Hancock must perform as a result of losing a bet on the Broncos beating the Ravens.”

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141 comments
1 Kid A  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:01:02pm

I don’t know if a pound of weed could loosen this dickhead up.

2 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:03:01pm

But will he actually, you know, inhale?

3 TedStriker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:03:31pm

Gonna need more than weed to lighten up fuckers like Tancredo.

Somebody may have to feed him some ‘shrooms, some peyote buttons, a tab of LSD, a couple of lines of coke…

4 Etaoin Shrdlu  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:03:37pm

Is he making a move for R*n P**l’s core demographic?

5 prairiefire  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:04:56pm

Amazing. I hope he does not have a severe reaction due to his personalilty disorder./

6 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:06:04pm

re: #3 TedStriker

Gonna need more than weed to lighten up fuckers like Tancredo.

Somebody may have to feed him some ‘shrooms, some peyote buttons, a tab of LSD, a couple of lines of coke…

/// Well, we all know pot is a gateway drug.

7 Lidane  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:12:11pm

re: #1 Kid A

I don’t know if a metric shit-ton of weed could loosen this dickhead up.

FTFY

8 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:14:51pm

re: #6 Bubblehead II

/// Well, we all know pot is a gateway drug.

Gateway — 216.121.4.24
IP — 10.10.10.10
DNS — Git yer own damned domain name.
LSD — I see dead people.

9 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:25:40pm

Well, he’s still blowing smoke no matter what happens.

10 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:28:26pm

Hey now, we all know we want to see Tom take a big puff, cough, and go “Damn, that’s some good shit!”

//

11 Ojoe  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:29:20pm

Go for it Tom !

Drink some grappa too

Eat a cheeseburger, even a bacon cheesburger !

And drink an oversized fizzy drink !

Dang ! Life is GOOD !

12 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:30:28pm
I will therefore smoke pot under circumstances we both agree are legal under Colorado law.

That probably means home grown. Although I’m sure Tancredo would love to smoke some good Mexican.

13 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:31:49pm

Tancredo, ugh. Maybe we can pipe some of the smoke into the Pages and see if it’ll calm the untethered, raving lunacy that’s running around. O_o

14 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:31:51pm

I have been inside the guts of servers for far too long.
I need a break.

re: #12 wrenchwench

That probably means home grown. Although I’m sure Tancredo would love to smoke some good Mexican.

Depends on how she looks.

15 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:32:51pm

re: #13 CuriousLurker

Tancredo, ugh. Maybe we can pipe some of the smoke into the Pages and see if it’ll calm the untethered, raving lunacy that’s running around. O_o

“LVQ Jr.” Heh.

16 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:33:23pm

I see tweets to the right of me.

17 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:35:40pm

re: #16 b_sharp

I see tweets to the right of me.

Oh, yeah. And if you scroll to the bottom it says “Load More”. Just like Tancredo.

18 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:36:33pm

Can we hotbox Bryan Fischer for a while and see if he mellows the fuck out?

19 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:36:47pm

re: #17 wrenchwench

Oh, yeah. And if you scroll to the bottom it says “Load More”. Just like Tancredo.

Whoa. Gnarly.

20 Ojoe  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:39:10pm

What else would he try if it were made legal?

21 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:39:22pm

re: #18 Kragar

Dubstep.

22 prairiefire  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:40:16pm

re: #21 lawhawk

Dubstep.

Look at you with your hipster cred.

23 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:40:22pm

re: #8 b_sharp

Gateway — 216.121.4.24
IP — 10.10.10.10
DNS — Git yer own damned domain name.
LSD — I see dead people.

That made me laugh out loud and then I had to try and explain it to my wife because she wanted to know what was so funny.

24 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:41:22pm

re: #8 b_sharp

Gateway — 216.121.4.24
IP — 10.10.10.10
DNS — Git yer own damned domain name.
LSD — I see dead people.

The coldness got to your head, didn’t it?

25 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:41:27pm

re: #15 wrenchwench

“LVQ Jr.” Heh.

BTW, What happened to LVQ? Fever Swamp saying he melted down and got the stick.

26 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:43:01pm

re: #25 Bubblehead II

BTW, What happened to LVQ? Fever Swamp saying he melted down and got the stick.

Personal attacks, misogyny, arrogance and intransigence.

27 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:43:16pm

re: #16 b_sharp

I see tweets to the right of me.

I noticed that as well. Did I miss a PSA?

28 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:43:23pm

re: #25 Bubblehead II

Lost his mind in the pages
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

29 prairiefire  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:44:43pm

Skillrex and the Doors ~

Youtube Video
30 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:46:50pm

re: #29 prairiefire

Skillrex and the Doors ~

[Embedded content]

More of a Johnny Cash/Cypress Hill fan

Youtube Video
31 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:47:37pm

re: #25 Bubblehead II

BTW, What happened to LVQ? Fever Swamp saying he melted down and got the stick.

Maybe if you read more here and less there….

/

32 Interesting Times  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:50:09pm

re: #28 Dancing along the light of day

Lost his mind in the pages
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

I didn’t comment in that thread (beyond a simple factual response to some questions), because it was just too damned depressing. What a waste. I’ll never understand why people self-destruct in that manner, and why they don’t see how ultimately self-defeating certain behaviors can be.

33 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:50:21pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Maybe if you read more here and less there….

/

Ouch.

34 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:51:45pm

There is a particular aspect to smoking pot for the first time, particularly smoking from a bong. Because of the way a bong works (smoke is cooled and filtered through water before being inhaled), it’s very easy to inhale WAAAAAAAAYYYY too much on your first time. The unfortunate smoker usually doesn’t even feel anything terribly unpleasant at first, until it suddenly becomes obvious that pretty much their entire lung capacity is filled with smoke.

Much coughing and gasping ensues, and although it sounds pretty terrible, it’s one of the funniest things you can watch (if you’re an idiot like me who laughs at such things).

I would pay a substantial entrance fee to watch various Republican horse’s asses naively take their first bong hit.

This depiction is about 70% accurate:

Youtube Video
35 Mentis Fugit  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:52:36pm

re: #8 b_sharp

Gateway — 216.121.4.24
IP — 10.10.10.10
DNS — Git yer own damned domain name.
LSD — I see dead people.

Oh come on, dude. Your IP has to be on the same subnet as your gateway. That 216 address has gotta be your external-facing IP.

36 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:53:01pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Maybe if you read more here and less there….

/

John Kerry, is that you?

37 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:53:09pm

re: #28 Dancing along the light of day

Lost his mind in the pages
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

He got a spanking. Probably enjoyed it.

38 Interesting Times  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:53:21pm

re: #13 CuriousLurker

Tancredo, ugh. Maybe we can pipe some of the smoke into the Pages and see if it’ll calm the untethered, raving lunacy that’s running around. O_o

Figured out who you were talking about. Based on how they “write”, they deserve downdings for assault causing bodily harm to the English language.

39 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:55:02pm

re: #25 Bubblehead II

BTW, What happened to LVQ? Fever Swamp saying he melted down and got the stick.

I thought “Fever Swamp” was FreeRepublic, did you mean Dead Louse?

40 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:55:33pm
41 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:57:44pm

Warren Zevon’s last waltz

42 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:59:00pm

re: #23 William Barnett-Lewis

That made me laugh out loud and then I had to try and explain it to my wife because she wanted to know what was so funny.

I love the nerds in this place!

43 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 4:59:47pm

re: #38 Interesting Times

Figured out who you were talking about. Based on how they “write”, they deserve downdings for assault causing bodily harm to the English language.

LOL! Kinda reminded me of The Exorcist, y’know? Lying, angry, head spinning around 360°, projectile vomiting, the whole nine yards.

44 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:00:01pm

re: #35 Mentis Fugit

Oh come on, dude. Your IP has to be on the same subnet as your gateway. That 216 address has gotta be your external-facing IP.

External
Internal
Emotional
Imaginary

45 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:01:18pm

re: #33 CuriousLurker

Ouch.

The “/” didn’t soften it?

46 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:01:49pm

“I’m in favor of this becoming a trend among far right conservative politicians; we just might see a big attitude improvement”


I fully endorse this statement

47 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:02:52pm

re: #26 b_sharp

Personal attacks, misogyny, arrogance and intransigence.

Damn! There was some first class derp in that thread.
Reine, if you are lurking, {{Hugs}}.

48 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:03:13pm

re: #46 SpaceJesus

“I’m in favor of this becoming a trend among far right conservative politicians; we just might see a big attitude improvement”

I fully endorse this statement

Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio, and a fatty.

49 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:03:57pm

re: #48 wrenchwench

would the fatty be seagal?

50 EPR-radar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:04:57pm

re: #48 wrenchwench

Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio, and a fatty.

They would need the Mighty Joint from History of the World part I by Mel Brooks.

51 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:05:19pm

re: #49 SpaceJesus

would the fatty be seagal?

lol

That one’s wide open…

52 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:05:35pm

re: #37 Vicious Babushka

He got a spanking. Probably enjoyed it.

Bad. bad. Bad

53 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:05:46pm

re: #49 SpaceJesus

would the fatty be seagal?

LOL

54 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:07:06pm

re: #45 wrenchwench

The “/” didn’t soften it?

Well…a little. LOL

55 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:08:52pm

re: #50 EPR-radar

They would need the Mighty Joint from History of the World part I by Mel Brooks.

“Do you care if it falls?”
“What?”
“The Roman Empire?”
“Fuck it.”

Youtube Video
56 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:09:20pm

Wisconsin Lawmaker Suggests Planned Parenthood Is Targeting Asian Americans for Abortion

Grothman: Given the racist background of Planned Parenthood and not liking people who are not white, I wonder if one of the reasons why Planned Parenthood likes to do these sex-selective abortions is disproportionately they are done on people of an Asian background. Let’s face it; we all know Planned Parenthood’s background, very racist, probably the most racist organization—

Schneider: They specialize in putting their centers in minority neighborhoods.

Grothman: We know the historic comments of Margaret Sanger. It’s something that concerns me a little because I wonder given their racism the degree to which Planned Parenthood is aggressively promoting this stuff among people with an Asian background and I sure hope the state legislature takes a role and puts an end to it, at least in the state of Wisconsin.

Grothman has previously claimed that single moms deliberately lie about their pregnancies and voted against a bill providing survivors of sexual assault emergency contraception. Planned Parenthood has already condemned sex-selective abortions but many anti-choice activists have argued, without much evidence, that such abortions are a “growing problem” in the U.S.

57 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:09:54pm

re: #56 Kragar

Wisconsin Lawmaker Suggests Planned Parenthood Is Targeting Asian Americans for Abortion

Speaking of people who need to mellow the fuck out…

58 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:10:18pm

re: #55 Targetpractice

“Do you care if it falls?”
“What?”
“The Roman Empire?”
“Fuck it.”

[Embedded content]

Youtube Video
59 Mentis Fugit  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:10:22pm

re: #44 b_sharp

External
Internal
Emotional
Imaginary

An imaginary IP would look like this:
(216+202i).(121+14i).(4+112i).(24+42i)

60 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:13:25pm

re: #59 Mentis Fugit

An imaginary IP would look like this:
(216+202i).(121+14i).(4+112i).(24+42i)

Nerdilicious.

61 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:14:21pm

World Nut Daily’s latest:

How did this [Obama] get re-elected?

He got re-elected because there was virtually no opposition.

America has become a de facto one-party state.

At this point, don’t I fucking wish.

62 gwangung  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:15:15pm

re: #56 Kragar

Wisconsin Lawmaker Suggests Planned Parenthood Is Targeting Asian Americans for Abortion

We Asian folks are NOT as dumb as you, Grothman.

63 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:16:23pm

re: #61 Kragar

Well, they’re all RINOs according to the no true Republican (or no true conservative) fallacy.

64 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:17:51pm

re: #62 gwangung

We Asian folks are NOT as dumb as you, Grothman.

Hit him again. I saw movement.

65 lawhawk  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:18:07pm

Rhode Island moves a step closer to legalizing gay marriage in the state. It passed the Assembly handily, but the Senate may be a more difficult thing.

66 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:19:58pm

Meanwhile, Charisma is featuring an article on how to wrestle with demons, literally.

When Demon-Inspired Believers Lay Hands On You

You’ve probably fallen victim to malicious gossip through the lips of another Christian. But physical assault gives a literal meaning to wrestling principalities and powers, rulers of the darkness of this age, and spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places (Eph. 6:12).

Indeed, when a demon physically attacks you through a believer, a wrestling match with the flesh and blood that’s hosting the foul spirit can ensue.

I’ve had several “wrestling matches” with people seeking deliverance and I’ve witnessed many more. Some of these precious people manifested with strength that far surpassed their human stature. On one occasion, a spirit of fear manifested so strongly through a 110-pound woman that it took five people—including two full-grown men—to restrain her while commanding the spirit to bow in the name of Jesus (Phil. 2:10).

Despite many years of participating in deliverance ministry, though, I’ve never experienced anything quite like what I’m about to share.

67 Ojoe  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:21:50pm

re: #66 Kragar

There really is very weird stuff out there.

68 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:26:39pm

re: #67 Ojoe

There really is very weird stuff out there.

I believe this video sums up the key points to their belief system:

Youtube Video
69 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:27:20pm

Nehemiah Griego’s uncle says the kid, who killed his parents and siblings, is not a monster, but maybe his 12 year old girlfriend is.

[…]

One of the surprises of the interview is that Griego placed some blame on Nehemiah’s 12-year-old girlfriend even though the Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Office cleared her of any crimes.

“The young girl testified to police and they decided they aren’t going to charge her,” Griego said. “The evidence we saw on their phones was that she in fact was egging him on. She met him at the church afterwards. If she was really so concerned about what he talked about doing and everything he had just done, she should would have been aware through those texts.”

The program hosts were quick to contest where Griego placed blame.

“She had several hours where she could have talked to her mom or called the cops or done something. She did nothing,” Griego said. “The point is (people) have rushed to judgment on this kid and the rush to say ‘oh, it had to be all him, he had to be some sort of psycho to do this.’ There are many, many factors.”

KOB Eyewitness News 4 spoke with Griego on the phone Thursday afternoon. Griego said he was troubled with local news reports about his family and hadn’t decided when he would speak to the New Mexico press.

70 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:28:39pm

“What Difference Does It Make” has now become a mantra in TGDN as a one-size-fits-all excuse for being shitbags and douchepies.

What a bunch of pants-crapping juveniles.

71 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:30:16pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Maybe if you read more here and less there….

/

Actually, it was just a random sweep of the various swamps to see what was being talked about that brought LVQs meltdown to my attention.

But, I could always add a 4th/5th/6th monitor. #1 for LGF main, #2 for pages, #3 for Spy and #4 News feeds. #5 surveillance system, #6 spare.

////// Your trying to kill me. I know you are :-)

72 Chrysicat  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:31:05pm

re: #69 wrenchwench

Because it’s just not a modern crime if the perpetrator’s relatives don’t circle the wagons around him and look for someone to throw under the bus

*spit*

73 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:32:32pm

Hey. Just arrived.

Tancredo is someone who probably has an AR-15. I don’t imagine pot giving him the sexy, I imagine it giving him the paranoid.

Not a good idea Tom, unless you’ve got controlled circumstances.

74 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:33:05pm

re: #71 Bubblehead II

Actually, it was just a random sweep of the various swamps to see what was being talked about that brought LVQs meltdown to my attention.

But, I could always add a 4th/5th/6th monitor. #1 for LGF main, #2 for pages, #3 for Spy and #4 News feeds. #5 surveillance system, #6 spare.

////// Your trying to kill me. I know you are :-)

I was about to add a fourth monitor to my system but the wife appropriated it.

75 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:34:57pm

re: #70 Vicious Babushka

“What Difference Does It Make” has now become a mantra in TGDN as a one-size-fits-all excuse for being shitbags and douchepies.

What a bunch of pants-crapping juveniles.

Cool, ban assault weapons, require all home schoolers to send their kids to an actual school, crush anti-science teaching, and provide adequate medical and birth control coverage to all Americans.

What difference can it make?

76 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:37:41pm

re: #75 Kragar

Cool, ban assault weapons, require all home schoolers to send their kids to an actual school, crush anti-science teaching, and provide adequate medical and birth control coverage to all Americans.

What difference can it make?

“What Difference DOES It Make”

Get your meme straight!

77 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:38:03pm

re: #72 Chrysicat

Because it’s just not a modern crime if the perpetrator’s relatives don’t circle the wagons around him and look for someone to throw under the bus

*spit*

I felt sorry for everyone involved, I mean this guy’s brother, sister in law, nieces and nephew are dead, but to point to the 12 year old is pretty low. Her parents could have been next, according to some reports. I don’t care what she said to whom. I hate to blame dead people, but keeping several weapons in the bedroom closet has proven to be a very bad idea.

78 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:38:59pm

re: #33 CuriousLurker

Ouch.

Not really. I browse the swamps, known fact. Be thankful you don’t live with me. Washing down the hazmat suites after visiting some of those sites is not an enjoyable task.

79 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:39:11pm

OMG!1! TGDN pearl-clutches over somebody else’s Godwin!

80 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:40:03pm

What RW racism?

81 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:40:31pm

re: #78 Bubblehead II

Not really. I browse the swamps, known fact. Be thankful you don’t live with me. Washing down the hazmat suites after visiting some of those sites is not an enjoyable task.

Thank you for your service.

I’m serious.

82 The Mountain That Blogs  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:40:37pm

re: #79 Vicious Babushka

Literally this morning:

83 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:41:23pm

re: #39 Vicious Babushka

I thought “Fever Swamp” was FreeRepublic, did you mean Dead Louse?

DoD.

84 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:41:38pm

re: #79 Vicious Babushka

OMG!1! TGDN pearl-clutches over somebody else’s Godwin!

They learned that from Fox news and Rush:

Fox News Can’t Decide If It’s OK To Call Someone Hitler

Since the Newtown, Conn., school shooting, Fox guests have been among the loudest voices saying that any new restrictions will decimate the Second Amendment and lead to government oppression not seen since Hitler, Mao or Stalin.

None summed it up it better than host Sean Hannity, who said last week: “We don’t talk a lot about — what were the intentions of our founders and framers? And we have Stalin, um, we have Hitler, we have countries, tyrannical. They talked a lot about that.”

Then stepped up Bob Schieffer.

Speaking on a special Jan. 16 edition of CBS News, the host said this of the obstacles to passing legislation: “Surely passing civil rights legislation, as Lyndon Johnson was able to do, and before that, surely defeating the Nazis was a much more formidable task than taking on the gun lobby.”

Heads on Fox started to fizz. When Hannity played the clip on his show, he followed it up with a clip from Rush Limbaugh, who asked: “Is there room for that in our discourse today?” Limbaugh called it “over-the-top defamation.”

85 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:42:15pm

“Whiners”=anyone who calls out his hashtag scam

86 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:42:52pm

re: #80 Vicious Babushka

What RW racism?

I saw that today. Such hate. MO is the most beautiful since Jackie O, and compared, way way way more productive.

It’s racism combined with misogyny.

87 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:43:18pm

re: #83 Bubblehead II

DoD.

Dronings of Dumbasses, as I affectionately think of them

88 wrenchwench  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:45:40pm

Image: h702D702A.jpg

Later, lizards.

89 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:45:58pm

re: #84 Kragar

They learned that from Fox news and Rush:

Fox News Can’t Decide If It’s OK To Call Someone Hitler

TGDN Hitlerfest!

90 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:46:44pm

re: #41 jaunte

Warren Zevon’s last waltz

Big Zevon fan here. Thanks for linking to that.

91 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:48:18pm
92 Kragar  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:50:25pm

WTF? ITS ALL GOING TO FUCKING HELL!

Why J.J. Abrams Is A Bad Choice To Direct Star Wars Episode VII

Because we really need our pop culture franchise to be dominated by an increasingly limited number of visions, Deadline and other outlets are reporting that J.J. Abrams will direct Star Wars Episode VII:

93 William of Orange  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:51:33pm

Kudos to him for keeping up his part of the bargain. I do not agree with most of his policies but in this instance, Go for it man!

Good sport!

94 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:51:48pm

re: #74 b_sharp

I was about to add a fourth monitor to my system but the wife appropriated it.

Hell. I just added a third and the Wrench wants me to add 4 more.

Who the hell does She think I am? Gibbs? :-)

95 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:53:59pm

All I can say now is jerk chicken.

And FU LVQ.

96 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:55:18pm

re: #87 Kragar

Dronings of Dumbasses, as I affectionately think of them

Works for me.

97 William of Orange  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:56:43pm

What’s TGDN?

This God Damn Nation?

98 Lidane  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:58:19pm

re: #92 Kragar

WTF? ITS ALL GOING TO FUCKING HELL!

Why J.J. Abrams Is A Bad Choice To Direct Star Wars Episode VII

So…much…LENS FLARE.

Of course, with Abrams directing Star Wars has a chance of some tolerable dialogue.

99 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 5:59:07pm

If only they would try. It would make Obama stronger.

100 austin_blue  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:00:24pm

Let’s get Tom a two-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper and a family sized bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

101 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:01:42pm

re: #97 William of Orange

What’s TGDN?

This God Damn Nation?

Twitter Gulag Defense Network.

I shit you not.

102 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:01:54pm

re: #97 William of Orange

What’s TGDN?

This God Damn Nation?

William, someone can explain much better than myself. It’s an idiot right wing gathering hashtag/hang out on Twitter.

It is pretty amazing at the thoughts our fellow citizens have in their brains. Their ripe pea brains.

103 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:04:08pm

Fucking elections, how do they work?

104 Lidane  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:04:53pm

re: #103 Vicious Babushka

Fucking elections, how do they work?

Could someone please explain the concept of POPULATION DENSITY to these morons?

105 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:05:01pm

re: #90 BongCrodny

Big Zevon fan here. Thanks for linking to that.

I’m not a huge Zevon fan, but this song is one of my favorites.

Youtube Video
106 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:07:10pm

re: #103 Vicious Babushka

They really do want to apportion votes by acreage.

107 The Mountain That Blogs  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:08:36pm

re: #104 Lidane

Esmeralda County, Nevada is about the size of Rhode Island and Delaware combined. Romney won it in a landslide. With 317 votes.

108 Stoatly  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:09:03pm

re: #30 Kragar

More of a Johnny Cash/Cypress Hill fan

[Embedded content]

Zep/Beatles…

Youtube Video
109 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:10:16pm

re: #106 jaunte

They really do want to apportion votes by acreage.

OT
Does anyone know if Karl Rove has conceded that Romney lost Ohio?

110 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:13:31pm

re: #109 Iwouldprefernotto

Image: iwillnot.png

111 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:13:47pm

re: #109 Iwouldprefernotto

OT
Does anyone know if Karl Rove has conceded that Romney lost Ohio?

He’s busy counting.

112 Stanghazi  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:14:54pm

re: #110 jaunte

Image: iwillnot.png

WIN, and damn quick.

113 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:16:16pm

re: #112 Stanghazi

WIN, and damn quick.

The fact that The Simpsons are on Fox make it extra special.

114 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:17:14pm

“The Simpsons” Mock Karl Rove

115 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:17:34pm

re: #98 Lidane

So…much…LENS FLARE.

Of course, with Abrams directing Star Wars has a chance of some tolerable dialogue.

ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay,
ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay,
ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay

116 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:20:57pm

re: #115 BongCrodny

ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay,
ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay,
ThankyouGodfornotlettingitbeMichaelBay

But I wanted to see R2-D2 transform into an A-10 Warthog for the Death Star Trench Run! ////

117 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:22:11pm

re: #92 Kragar

WTF? ITS ALL GOING TO FUCKING HELL!

Why J.J. Abrams Is A Bad Choice To Direct Star Wars Episode VII

UWE BOLL@211!ty!!

118 jaunte  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:23:04pm

“…Believe it or not, under Tennessee common law, it is possible for a minor sex crime victim to also be an accomplice in the crime. The issue turns on whether that victim voluntarily consented to the sexual activity. If you’re head is swimming after that last sentence, you are not alone. The very idea of statutory rape is that some kinds of sexual encounters are legally impossible to consent to per se—such as the one between a forty-two-year-old man and a fourteen-year-old girl. Yet in Tennessee a string of cases suggest the pernicious idea that minors are culpable in their victimization is not at all a thing of the past.”

119 ProBosniaLiberal  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:26:07pm

re: #75 Kragar

I like those plans.

Add to it either the banning or heavy, heavy regulation on Private Schools, and that will be awesome.

120 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:26:14pm

re: #104 Lidane

Could someone please explain the concept of POPULATION DENSITY to these morons?

121 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:26:37pm
122 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:27:29pm

*FACE PALM*


123 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:29:04pm

re: #98 Lidane

So…much…LENS FLARE.

Of course, with Abrams directing Star Wars has a chance of some tolerable dialogue.

I still have a (small and insignificant) grudge against Abrams for the last season of Lost.

“LOL NO, IT TOTALLY WON’T TURN OUT THAT THEY WERE DEAD THE WHOLE TIME, AND THE ENTIRE SERIES IS BASICALLY OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCES AND THEIR LIVES FLASHING BEFORE THEIR EYES. WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. HEH,” he said in many an interview.

Asshole.

124 HoosierHoops  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:30:34pm

re: #73 Stanghazi

Hey. Just arrived.

Tancredo is someone who probably has an AR-15. I don’t imagine pot giving him the sexy, I imagine it giving him the paranoid.

Not a good idea Tom, unless you’ve got controlled circumstances.

A penny for his thoughts..

125 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:33:01pm

Media moments today-
Overheard on news radio-Joe Biden said something about the ten round limit being more effective at reducing gun deaths than an assault gun ban. I agree. Is that more palatable in our politics? Dunno.

126 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:33:11pm

re: #104 Lidane

Could someone please explain the concept of POPULATION DENSITY to these morons?

It’s not possible due to the density of derp between their ears.

127 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:33:47pm

re: #78 Bubblehead II

Not really. I browse the swamps, known fact. Be thankful you don’t live with me. Washing down the hazmat suites after visiting some of those sites is not an enjoyable task.

LOL, in that case I’m very, VERY thankful I don;t live with you.

128 CuriousLurker  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:34:50pm

Alright, the Pages have worn me out today. Later, lizards.

129 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:38:26pm

re: #125 Political Atheist

Media moments today-
Overheard on news radio-Joe Biden said something about the ten round limit being more effective at reducing gun deaths than an assault gun ban. I agree. Is that more palatable in our politics? Dunno.

It doesn’t matter what a weapon looks like, so I could care less about AWB. The magazine limit would help in the very rare, very impactful mass shootings. It would do nothing for the majority of killings in which a magazine is not even emptied. We are seeing cosmetics-based policy making.

130 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:39:09pm

ROTFLMAO

131 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:39:39pm

Headline of the Day: Tom Tancredo to Smoke Pot

To reciprocate, I shall act like a complete douche nozzle.


Whaddaya mean, “too late”?

132 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:41:29pm

#TGDNexposed

Sometimes you need to come up for air and detox

133 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:41:45pm

re: #130 Vicious Babushka

ROTFLMAO

Tell your idiot correspondent that my deeply red Alabama southern county has a homicide rate about 3 times that of the NYC counties. Won a bunch of bets on that.

134 William of Orange  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:44:55pm

re: #101 Bubblehead II

Twitter Gulag Defense Network.

I shit you not.

Hahaha!! I though mine was better!

135 b_sharp  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:46:10pm

re: #133 Decatur Deb

Tell your idiot correspondent that my deeply red Alabama southern county has a homicide rate about 3 times that of the NYC counties. Won a bunch of bets on that.

Crimes go down with higher education levels, partially because of lower poverty levels. Crime also goes up and down irrespective of the common excepted causes. There is a chaotic component to it.

136 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:48:19pm

Night Lizards. May the Deities Of Your Choice Smile Down Upon You.
Yo! GGT. Still awaiting a response.

137 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:48:40pm

re: #135 b_sharp

Crimes go down with higher education levels, partially because of lower poverty levels. Crime also goes up and down irrespective of the common excepted causes. There is a chaotic component to it.

The poor shmuck doesn’t even understand how elections work. Don’t confuse his brain cell with socio-economic cause & effect.

138 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:49:35pm

re: #133 Decatur Deb

Tell your idiot correspondent that my deeply red Alabama southern county has a homicide rate about 3 times that of the NYC counties. Won a bunch of bets on that.

And your Alabama county probably has much higher rate of firearm ownership than my Michigan county right next to Detroit.

139 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jan 24, 2013 6:58:58pm

BULLSHIT

140 Ian G.  Fri, Jan 25, 2013 6:53:35am

re: #104 Lidane

Could someone please explain the concept of POPULATION DENSITY to these morons?

New York State has 9 COUNTIES (if you count the 5 boroughs of NYC separately) with more people than the entire state of Alaska. Just a fun fact to throw out there.

141 Ian G.  Fri, Jan 25, 2013 6:56:23am

re: #122 Vicious Babushka

What is it with Chicago now being the wingut borg’s go-to hellhole? Just because Obama is from there? I mean, you could easily pick other cities that are in far worse shape (Detroit?) and run by corrupt Democratic machines.

And the list of southern cities with far worse crime stats than Chicago is a long one. We can start with Memphis and move onto Atlanta, Little Rock, Birmingham, etc.

Oh, maybe we shouldn’t mention Little Rock. That’s probably Bill Clinton’s fault.


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