Your Utterly Insane #Breitbart.com Comment of the Day, in Free Verse

Evil scum of humanity
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Our absurdly vitriolic comment of the day comes from the always raging readers of breitbart.com, for an article by Dr. Susan Berry, who is just utterly outraged about an advertisement that dares to suggest abortions don’t turn women into miserable psychotic wrecks: NARAL Video: Should I Go for a Jog or Have an Abortion?

As with a lot of Breitbart articles, the real action is not in the silly stuff at the top of the page, it’s in the hundreds of totally whacked out wingnut comments that follow.

This is my favorite, reformatted as free verse. I’ve titled it:

Evil Scum of Humanity

Liberals,
are the most disgusting
twisted
evil scum of humanity.

They are mass murders of un-born children
(at 55 million since 1973).

They lie on a daily basis
(look at the two news reports of the past 4 years being edited)

They the biggest racists in the country
(look at the KKK).

They are unAmerican,
and a disease.

They are for big government
and
they want to control everyone’s lives.

They stomp
on the constitution
and call the rest of us traitors.

They need to be tried
and executed

for treason.

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