Wingnut Free Verse of the Day: “TOTAL FAKE”
Today’s wingnut free verse comes from the comment section for this post by the Internet’s Dumbest Man, Jim Hoft, the mighty Gateway Pundit: Gun Expert: “Obama Shoots a Gun Like He Throws a Baseball” …(President Panzy Pants) | the Gateway Pundit.
Quality wingnut-speak there: Obama shoots like a PANZY! Har de har har durr. Hoft quotes an anonymous source for this breaking news:
An anonymous gun expert, who did not wish to be identified, had this to say about Obama’s shooting style.
“Either the recoil kicked his ass or he doesn’t know to lean into the shot when shooting. He shoots a gun like he throws a baseball. That’s a ported shot gun. (holes - venting - at the end of the barrel. Less recoil.) You port really high power firearms to reduce the kick when fired. It helps with control and is less punishing. The smoke coming out of the top of the barrel lessens the muzzle jump and recoil. It means he’s a panzy. And it still threw him back. It also means he never shoots a gun.”
This is why Jim Hoft has such a reputation as a brilliant conservative essayist.
Meanwhile, at every single right wing blog, commenters are raving that the White House’s skeet-shooting photo is a PHOTOSHOP FAKE — they can tell by analyzing the pixels. And one of the best comments we’ve found in this vein comes from Hoft’s post, so maybe it wasn’t a complete waste after all.
Reformatted as free verse, we’ll title this one:
Cheek pressed against a fired
shot gun doesn’t fare well.
It’s an idiot who does this
or gets a hell
of a bruise.
Smoke is photo shopped.
If he just pulled the trigger
his cheek wouldn’t be fixed
on the butt
if the gun.
His shoulder would
be jammed backwards.
Unless he’s aiming
for the skeet “shooter” he’s
not aiming high enough