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Religious Right Talk Show: Wombs of Women on Birth Control “Embedded With Dead Babies”

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Right Wing Watch brings us what has to be one of the creepiest, most astoundingly insane right wing statements about contraception you will ever hear, from evangelical caveman and talk radio host Kevin Swanson, who informs his audience that scientists researching the wombs of women who use birth control pills (wombologists?) have discovered that these women have dozens, maybe hundreds, who knows, possibly thousands of little dead babies embedded in their wombs.

Generations Radio host Kevin Swanson, who last week delved memorably into feminist theory, tells us this week that “certain doctors and certain scientists” have researched the wombs of women on the pill and found “there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb…Those wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.”

Swanson: I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

Peeples: We’ve actually heard on both sides of that. We’re researching that and want to make sure we speak correctly to that in our second film. But we have medical advice on both sides of the table there, so we want to make sure that we communicate that properly.

Swanson: It would seem, and I realize that people are a little split on what are all the effects of the birth control pill, but it would seem that there’s a tremendous risk in the use of it for the life of children.

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118 comments

1 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:48:34pm

That is weapon grade stupid.

2 erik_t  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:49:58pm

Fuck You #1: Morbo says BIRTH CONTROL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Fuck You #1.1: Seriously, how does one get embryos without ovulation? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Fuck You #2: Embryos are not babies, tiny or otherwise
Fuck You #3: Infrequent but usually occasional menstruation: how does it work?

3 Coracle  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:51:18pm

The advantage to anti-science idiots promoting their ideas so loudly is that anyone not trapped in their bubble of ignorance can easily see just how insane and illogical they are. The main lesson to be taken is not to let them anywhere near our education boards, and to push them out of the ones they’ve already infiltrated.

4 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:52:52pm

How can you argue with that? That is science.
/

5 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:53:11pm

No, dudes, it’s elephants all the way down.

6 alinuxguru  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:53:19pm

Maybe I should just steer into the skid. If we no longer live in an evidence-based, fact-driven world, I should partake of it. I now have a client meeting to get to. I will promise them that if they do not sign off on the Scope of Work as I have written it, their children will die of bone cancer and a tornado will ravage their home. Geez, this consultancy thing is going to be a whole lot easier now.

7 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:53:57pm

Wow…I mean…just wow…

8 erik_t  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:54:03pm

re: #6 alinuxguru

I’d go with ‘boneitis’.

Can’t help it, I’m really on a Futurama kick today.

9 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:54:29pm

I posit to you that Kevin Swanson has no actual knowledge of female reproduction, either from study or practical knowledge gained in the field.

10 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:54:38pm

Female biology, how the fuck does it work?

11 b_sharp  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:54:57pm

What, does this idiot still hold to the homunculus theory?

(Edit:Sometimes my brain fails to work.)

12 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:55:12pm

“I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists”

Name one.

13 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:55:36pm

Breaking news coming out that the Alabama kidnapping case is over. They are going to have a press conference real soon.

14 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:55:46pm

This guy’s mind is like a David Cronenberg film.

15 erik_t  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:55:48pm

re: #12 Kragar

“I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists”

Name one.

Mr. Doctor Magoo.

16 Tigger2  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:56:22pm

Kevin Swanson head must be “Embedded With Shit”

17 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:56:47pm

re: #13 NJDhockeyfan

Breaking news coming out that the Alabama kidnapping case is over. They are going to have a press conference real soon.

Kid is safe, asshole is dead.

18 Tigger2  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:57:34pm

re: #13 NJDhockeyfan

Breaking news coming out that the Alabama kidnapping case is over. They are going to have a press conference real soon.

Hope that’s true.

19 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:57:42pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

No, dudes, it’s elephants all the way down.

I thought it was turtles?

20 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:03pm

re: #17 Kragar

Kid is safe, asshole is dead.

That’s what I’m hearing. Thank God! Press conference in about 10 minutes.

21 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:11pm

Generations Radio is an offshoot of the Francis Schaeffer fundamentalist cult.

22 Mich-again  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:21pm

Once you unshackle your brain from facts and reason you can propagate any crazy idea at all.

23 RealityBasedSteve  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:24pm

Sperm goes in… Baby comes out. You can’t explain that.

RBS

24 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:26pm

re: #17 Kragar

Kid is safe, asshole is dead.

I may be an agnostic but the first words out of my mouth on hearing this news was, “Thank God!”

25 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:53pm
26 jamesfirecat  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 1:59:59pm

re: #15 erik_t

Mr. Doctor Magoo.

I am sure that Stephen Coobert Doctor of fine arts is with him….

27 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:00:46pm

re: #19 Romantic Heretic

I thought it was turtles?

Maybe I should say ‘elephants all up in there’.

28 Gus  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:01:12pm

Kevin Swanson’s brain is embedded with thousands of tiny dead brains.

29 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:01:45pm

re: #26 jamesfirecat

I am sure that Stephen Coobert Doctor of fine arts is with him….

Maybe a doctor of Scottish History as well.

30 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:02:44pm
31 b_sharp  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:02:50pm

re: #28 Gus

Kevin Swanson’s brain is embedded with thousands of tiny dead brains.

In the shape of little people?

32 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:02:50pm

This is scientifically laughable, of course, but it is also an exceedingly bizarre and horrifying idea. These people have more issues than ignorance.

33 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:04:19pm

re: #32 Shiplord Kirel

This is scientifically laughable, of course, but it is also exceedingly bizarre and creepy. These people have more issues than ignorance.

The worst part is that blatantly ignorant shit like this forms the basis for legislation where they attack birth control access and insurance coverage for women.

34 Gus  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:04:21pm

re: #31 b_sharp

In the shape of little people?

An amalgamation of lilliputian brains.

35 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:04:54pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

About | Generations With Vision

From there:

Vision

The vision of the program is to present life from the perspective of a biblical worldview and within the framework of a relational model of living. Worldview and relationships. There are no professionals on this program. There are no psychiatrists, professional counsellors, bureaucrats, and seminary professors. But you will find fathers, mothers, grandparents, pastors, and friends. We are introducing modern life to a different social context. We also assume the existence of God and the foolishness of human thought without the benefit of transcendent truth.

OK, so no doctors, no scientists. But grifters don’t consider themselves ‘professionals’? At least they got the ‘foolishness of human thought’ part down cold.

36 Mich-again  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:05:44pm

I wonder if anyone ever showed Kevin Swanson this actual photograph of sperm cells waiting for their big moment..

37 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:07:48pm
Social systems are crumbling (with 42% of children born without fathers in this country, up from 6% in 1960).

That’s a lot of Holy Spirit parentage there. I thought the Virgin Mary had an exclusive.

38 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:10:00pm
Homeschooling represented an important element in the ministry focus

Bingo….

39 darthstar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:10:36pm
40 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:11:51pm

re: #32 Shiplord Kirel

This is scientifically laughable, of course, but it is also an exceedingly bizarre and horrifying idea. These people have more issues than ignorance.

I know, that’s why it reminded me of a Cronenberg movie. This guy is definitely not right in the head.

41 b_sharp  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:12:23pm

re: #37 wrenchwench

That’s a lot of Holy Spirit parentage there. I thought the Virgin Mary had an exclusive.

Are they conflating kids born to couples who aren’t married with kids born to single mothers?

42 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:12:28pm
43 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:12:57pm

My god, the fucking insanity.

Some woman at PJ Media posted a comment calling birth control “murder” and ranting insanely about it.

I challenged her on how birth control could be murder, and the only answer I got was worse. Some white supremicist ranting that birth control was the death of our civilization if not murder.

Yay, Republican base…

44 b_sharp  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:14:08pm

re: #43 stabby

My god, the fucking insanity.

Some woman at PJ Media posted a comment calling birth control “murder” and rant insanely about it.

I challenged her on how birth control could be murder, and the only answer I got was worse. Some white supremicist ranting that birth control was the death of our civilization if not murder.

Yay, Republican base…

The inevitable demise of the pure white race.

As if.

45 RadicalModerate  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:16:07pm

re: #42 Vicious Babushka

How long before the usual suspects say that this was Obama silencing another dissident? After all, this guys views were right up their alley.

46 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:16:46pm

re: #41 b_sharp

Are they conflating kids born to couples who aren’t married with kids born to single mothers?

Dunno. But to say ‘without fathers’ is wrong either way. Unless it was parthenogenesis.

47 blueraven  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:17:16pm

re: #42 Vicious Babushka

I am so relieved to hear this. I keep thinking about that innocent little boy, holed up with a crazy man who he saw kill his bus driver. How terrified he must have been.

48 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:18:06pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

Cronenberg meets Escher and HR Geiger. And not in a good way.

49 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:18:59pm

I predict that with the end of Obama’s term, we’ll find the racists crawling back under their rocks. Their day was over 55 years ago.

I never thought I’d be cheering for Ham-Rove but if he wants to marginalize the tea party, I wish I had money to send him.

And look how alone he is, the other billionaires, and norquest are on the other side.

50 b_sharp  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:19:03pm

re: #46 wrenchwench

Dunno. But to say ‘without fathers’ is wrong either way. Unless it was parthenogenesis.

Oh I agree with you, but I’m curious to see how they screwed the stats.

51 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:19:30pm

OT, but have to share:

Where cute and awesome meet

53 Mich-again  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:20:23pm

re: #43 stabby

I challenged her on how birth control could be murder, and the only answer I got was worse. Some white supremicist ranting that birth control was the death of our civilization if not murder.

Funny but the same people seem to be able to understand how controlling the whitetail deer population is necessary or their numbers will increase so high that there won’t be enough food and the deer will starve.

54 RadicalModerate  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:20:25pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

I know, that’s why it reminded me of a Cronenberg movie. This guy is definitely not right in the head.

What worries me more is that guys like Bryan Fischer and the so-called “pro-life” community will latch onto this guy’s “research” for a push to ban all female contraceptives. Given their track record, I wouldn’t doubt such an attempt for one second.

55 Political Atheist  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:20:27pm

Drive by/jump in…
CNN says the 5 year old boy taken last week from his bus is safe and his kidnapper is dead.

Midland City, Alabama (CNN) — A six-day hostage standoff came to an end Monday when a man holed up a bunker was found dead and police recovered the 5-year-old he abducted, according to a law enforcement official.

The child appeared to be OK emerging from the ordeal, the official said.

Two ambulances left the scene shortly before 4 p.m. (5 p.m. ET).

Last Tuesday, police say, Jimmy Lee Dykes boarded a Dale County school bus and demanded the driver hand over two children.

57 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:21:05pm

What right-wing Anti-Semitism?

58 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:21:35pm

re: #52 Vicious Babushka

Well, it is very addictive.

59 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:22:10pm
Police say 65-year-old Jim Dykes has been holding the boy hostage for days. Daryle Hendry, who lives about a quarter-mile from where Dykes was holed up, says he heard a boom followed by a gunshot this afternoon. It was not immediately known what may have caused the noise.

Sounds like it ended quickly.

60 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:22:33pm

re: #53 Mich-again

Funny but the same people seem to be able to understand how controlling the whitetail deer population is necessary or their numbers will increase so high that there won’t be enough food and the deer will starve.

They understand fine. Their preferred method of controlling the minority population is the George Zimmerman method (shooting grown black boys), why do you think he’s a hero to them?

61 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:23:11pm

You can embed that live feed by pasting in the URL of the video’s page like so:

62 [deleted]  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:23:18pm
63 Political Atheist  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:23:24pm

re: #42 Vicious Babushka

Reuters beat CNN on this one, well done VB

64 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:23:39pm

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

Either he offed himself or someone had orders to take the shot if they had one

65 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:23:46pm

re: #62 Vicious Babushka

Hey we’re just asking questions here!

66 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:25:30pm

As long as we’re on the subject of brain-dead nutter views on women’s bodies, how about their views on gender?

67 RadicalModerate  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:26:00pm

re: #62 Vicious Babushka

Well, the racist are just swarming out of the woodwork.

I would recommend against clicking on that link. That is one of the most violently white supremacist sites as I’ve seen in recent memory.

68 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:26:24pm

re: #64 Kragar

Either he offed himself or someone had orders to take the shot if they had one

Or he pointed a gun at the cops and they had no choice but to send him to his maker. The important thing is the kid is ok.

69 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:26:38pm

re: #65 Bulworth

Hey we’re just asking questions here!

You don’t get it at all. They’re 100% behind calling all references to black people and their history “racism”

You don’t get it at all, they would never deny. If you mention anything about blacks ever being oppressed, they’ll scream “racist” at you so hard and so long and so insanely you will be in shock. They’ll run around calling you a Nazi in public. You have no idea what white butthurt has evolved into.

70 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:28:05pm

re: #69 stabby

I was using

wingnut font

71 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:28:41pm

Presser starting now…

72 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:30:15pm

I think we should change the wingnut font to Comic Sans.

73 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:30:26pm

re: #70 Bulworth

I got that. But you were implying that they want deniability. They don’t

74 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:31:11pm

re: #73 stabby

OK

75 blueraven  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:31:18pm

On MSNBC someone said that law enforcement actually entered the bunker somehow and killed the man.

76 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:31:31pm

re: #64 Kragar

Either he offed himself or someone had orders to take the shot if they had one

I haven’t hear anything about the shape or diameter of the vent pipe they were using to communicate with him. I wonder if they could have shot him through it?

77 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:31:35pm

PC starting

78 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:32:08pm

Feds stormed the bunker

79 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:32:22pm

re: #78 Kragar

risky

80 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:32:42pm

Sounds like the FBI stormed the bunker, killed him and rescued the child. Cue exploding wingnut heads.

81 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:33:37pm

re: #80 dragonfire1981

Sounds like the FBI stormed the bunker, killed him and rescued the child. Cue exploding wingnut heads.

Comparisons to Waco and Ruby Ridge coming in 5..4..3..

82 Charles Johnson  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:36:40pm

re: #62 Vicious Babushka

Yikes. No offense, but I have to delete this one. That’s like a link to Stormfront.

83 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:36:54pm

Somewhere in America, a wingnut is hearing the news that the Fed stormed the bunker and thinking “AND THAT IS WHY I NEED AN ASSAULT RIFLE!”

84 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:37:27pm

re: #72 dragonfire1981

I think we should change the wingnut font to Comic Sans.

From?

[I believe it is Comic Sans.]

85 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:37:38pm

re: #83 Kragar

Yep. Someone somewhere is having waco flashbacks.

86 Bulworth  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:38:44pm

re: #73 stabby

I get you now. I didn’t read the link. I assumed it was one of the usual from the more or less mainstream wingnut crowd.

87 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:40:11pm

Is Satan Behind the Campaign to Let Gays Join the Boy Scouts?

With the Boy Scouts of America board planning to vote Wednesday on whether to allow local troops to accept gay members, Religious Right activists are ramping up their efforts to keep the ban in place. And Matt Barber of Liberty Counsel believes that Satan is the real culprit behind the potential shift in policy.

Barber blamed “spiritual pressure” from Satan — “the Prince of the Earth” — for the potential decision of the BSA board and claimed that Jerry Sandusky may soon “join the jamboree.”

88 blueraven  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:42:58pm

I cant wait to hear the details on how the feds stormed that bunker, killed the kidnapper while keeping the child safe.

I guess they figured he was not going to go down easy.

It must have been a helluva plan.

89 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:43:59pm

One of life’s greatest mysteries:

90 Targetpractice  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:45:36pm

Somwhere in America, Wayne LaPierre is watching this press conference and going “See, I told you, they’re coming for our guns!!”

91 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:46:20pm

Janet Napolitano: A woman to watch for 2016

So, what happens if Hillary Clinton doesn’t run in 2016?

It is hard to imagine the presidential field without a woman contender, and here’s one to keep your eye on: Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano. Napolitano is quietly making it known that she is considering the race, and there is reason to take her seriously.

92 TedStriker  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:47:15pm

re: #89 Lidane

One of life’s greatest mysteries:

A little of Column A, a little of Column B…

93 darthstar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:49:13pm

re: #92 TedStriker

A little of Column A, a little of Column B…

Dale was created as a caricature of wingnuts…his creators never thought he’d become a role model for them.

94 steve_davis  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:49:20pm

re: #34 Gus

An amalgamation of lilliputian brains.

Actually, it’s a small ship’s bridge, with various Star Trek persona on it. At the moment, Kirk is slumped dead over one arm of the captain’s chair. Spock is desperately trying to rewire something in his Science/Library computer that broke after an officer down in Vocalizations said something about dead babies implanted in wombs. Spock: “What the…fuck….”

95 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:49:59pm

With several witnesses reporting a “loud boom” followed by one or more gunshots, it sounds like the FBI blew the trapdoor on the bunker and dropped in to shoot the guy. The initial explosion would have stunned the lunatic just long enough for an HRT guy to fast-rope in, locate him , and shoot him.

96 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:50:53pm

Not sure if serious or trolling. Either way, Judge Dredd is fiction:

97 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:51:57pm

re: #93 darthstar

Dale was created as a caricature of wingnuts…his creators never thought he’d become a role model for them.

Hilariously, I think the reason why I never got into King of the Hill is because it felt too much like a documentary. Mike Judge did too good of a job in creating those characters.

98 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:52:11pm

re: #93 darthstar

Dale was created as a caricature of wingnuts…his creators never thought he’d become a role model for them.

One of my wingnut cousins is actually named Dale. He is 50 and weighs (for real) 400+ pounds, ie not long for this world without some major reductions.

99 wrenchwench  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:53:02pm

re: #96 Lidane

Not sure if serious or trolling. Either way, Judge Dredd is fiction:

Arrest plus trial plus life in prison costs upwards of a million dollars. A bullet costs what, 20 cents?

The price of shooting to avoid the cost of due process is the Constitution.

100 stabby  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:53:23pm

re: #86 Bulworth

I get you now. I didn’t read the link. I assumed it was one of the usual from the more or less mainstream wingnut crowd.

I didn’t have a link.

I’m saying that white racist butthurt is mainstream now.

101 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:53:37pm

re: #98 Shiplord Kirel

One of my wingnut cousins is actually named Dale. He is 50 and weighs (for real) 400+ pounds, ie not long for this world without some major reductions.

Screw Moochelle Obama and her salads!!

102 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:55:57pm

re: #96 Lidane

Not sure if serious or trolling. Either way, Judge Dredd is fiction:

Dredd had to follow strict laws in regards to executions. Most offenders ended up with time in the isocubes.

103 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:56:10pm
MIDLAND CITY, Ala. — Officials say they stormed a bunker in Alabama to rescue a 5-year-old child being held hostage there after his abductor was seen with a gun.

Steve Richardson with the FBI’s office in Mobile said at a news conference Monday afternoon that negotiations deteriorated and that 65-year-old Jimmy Lee Dykes had been seen with a gun.

At that, officers believed the child was in imminent danger. Officers entered the bunker just after 3 p.m. CST.

They had no choice but to bust in. Every one of those officers are heroes.

104 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:56:43pm

re: #99 wrenchwench

The price of shooting to avoid the cost of due process is the Constitution.

Its what Arpaio is planning to do in his fiefdom.

105 jamesfirecat  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:56:52pm

re: #102 Kragar

Dredd had to follow strict laws in regards to executions. Most offenders ended up with time in the isocubes.

Twenty years!

106 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 2:59:47pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

Twenty years!

Is that real sugar, citizen? 1 year, possession of an illegal substance.

107 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:03:05pm

re: #89 Lidane

One of life’s greatest mysteries:

I can confirm that 100% of the characters in King of the Hill have real-life counterparts living in Texas. That’s not to suggest that Mike Judge based them on specific people, but believe me, there’s not too much exaggeration to be found there.

108 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:03:19pm

re: #105 jamesfirecat

Twenty years!

And code 3113 - The first degree killing of a street Judge…

109 dragonfire1981  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:04:00pm

re: #107 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

I can confirm that 100% of the characters in King of the Hill have real-life counterparts living in Texas. That’s not to suggest that Mike Judge based them on specific people, but believe me, there’s not too much exaggeration to be found there.

Mike Judge is good at that. There are real life counterparts for all the characters in Office Space too…and regretfully I’ve worked for most of them.

110 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:05:32pm

What do you bet mister “Bullets cost 20 cents” will also tell you we need to be on guard against communist oppression?

111 Kragar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:11:33pm

NRA President David Keene says AR-15s are ‘the musket of today’

“This nation was founded as a result of the fact that people – citizens – who had a musket above the fireplace grabbed the gun when an emergency confronted them,” NRA President David Keene told Ginni Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, in an interview published by The Daily Caller on Sunday. “For four million Americans, the AR-15 is the musket of today.”

“You hear some of the gun controllers saying, ‘Well, the Second Amendment only applied to muskets, it didn’t apply to AR-15s or semi-automatic pistols or semi-automatic shotguns, for that matter.’ That was handled by the Supreme Court in the Heller decision. That was the technology of the day. The technology of this day is different, and those guns are as protected by the Constitution today as the single-shot musket in the 1780s and 1790s.”

Keene pointed out that the AR-15 was the “civilian semi-automatic platform that the Army uses” and if President Barack Obama was successful at banning it, “that would make people less safe” and “take the firearms of over four million people who are law-abiding citizens and punish them because two or three people misused a firearm.”

112 Lidane  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:20:22pm

re: #107 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

I can confirm that 100% of the characters in King of the Hill have real-life counterparts living in Texas. That’s not to suggest that Mike Judge based them on specific people, but believe me, there’s not too much exaggeration to be found there.

That’s why it never struck me as funny. I knew too many goobers exactly like those guys.

The only one that made me laugh was Boomhauer.

113 North95  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:29:56pm

re: #15 erik_t

Remember Dr. Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy?

114 Shvaughn  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 3:37:26pm

re: #52 Vicious Babushka

Now Kos has discovered the addictive pleasure of making fun of TGDN.

Good thing you posted that, and not Killgore. He would have titled his link “Dkos makes racist jokes about Trayvon” or something.

115 sagehen  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 4:18:05pm

re: #83 Kragar

Somewhere in America, a wingnut is hearing the news that the Fed stormed the bunker and thinking “AND THAT IS WHY I NEED AN ASSAULT RIFLE!”

Having just watched season 1 of “The Walking Dead”… I now understand exactly it is they think they’re preparing for. (although if it were me in that world, a handgun with one bullet is all I need, kthxbye).

116 EPR-radar  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 4:41:00pm

re: #1 Romantic Heretic

That is weapon grade stupid.

It is more that just stupid. The atavists in the right wing nut house really are looking to go after birth control, because anything that tends to make women less barefoot and pregnant is clearly evil in their view.

Therefore, they are in the process of inventing any and all stories which could be used to justify elimination of birth control. This nonsense would appear to be one such attempt.

117 RealityBasedSteve  Mon, Feb 4, 2013 6:58:02pm

re: #48 lawhawk

Cronenberg meets Escher and HR Geiger. And not in a good way.

I’m trying to wrap my poor little brain around the offspring of that unholy 3-way coupling, and there is nothing coming out that isn’t going to haunt my dreams tonight, and possibly for many nights to come.

Thanks a LOT Lawhawk.

RBS

118 hambone  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 12:02:28am

If you find dead babies in a womb from using birth control, I don’t want to know what I will find in my shorts after using a condom. NO DON”T TELL ME, it’s too horrible.


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