Jim Hoft Exposes Our Angry, Raging Black President and the Lapdog Media Who Love Him

Amazingly dense and hateful

WingnutsFebruary 2013 • Views: 26,520

DERP

Rebecca Schoenkopf has already done a bang-up job of severely mocking Dim Jim Hoft’s latest post, but this one is so freakishly moronic that I must also add it to LGF’s compendium of Hoft’s Greatest Derps.

When Jim watches the President give a press conference, he’s watching through lenses distorted by a crazed hatred so intense it’s eating big holes in his brain. For example, when Obama made a small joke about the noisy cameras at today’s presser, Dim Jim didn’t see anything funny. Instead he saw an angry black President lashing out: Obama Berates Cameraman During Press Conference “Come on Guys! You’re Breaking My Flow!” (Video) | the Gateway Pundit.

During his press conference today on fiscal issues and the upcoming sequester, Barack Obama lashed out at a cameraman in the Briefing Room,

“What’s up cameraman? Come on guys. You’re breaking my flow all the time.”

The rest of the lapdog media loved it.

“Come on Guys! You’re Breaking My Flow!”

This is the video evidence he posted of Obama’s furious black tirade. Stand back, and you may want to get the children out of the room for this one. It’s highly disturbing. NSFW.

This is why connoisseurs of wingnut density get so much enjoyment from Hoft’s attempts to write. He’s self-debunking, often hilariously so.

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162 comments

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 1:58:31pm

ANGRY BLACK MAN!!!

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:00:23pm

Obama breathes, Jim Hoft outraged. Story at 5. And now sports.

makeitstop Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:00:42pm

I guess when you’re in a state of perpetual rage, you can see rage anywhere.

It must really piss people like Hoft off that Obama is always so cool.

Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:01:53pm

Obama’s smile is clearly a smile of pure rage.

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:02:18pm

re: #3 makeitstop

I guess when you’re in a state of perpetual rage, you can see rage anywhere.

It must really piss people like Hoft off that Obama is always so cool.

It’s funny because guys like Dim Jim are always saying Obama’s filled with “rage.” Really for a guy who gets his loyalty and love country questioned often, the guy is remarkably cool and collected. I don’t think I would blame Obama at all if he actually went off on the opposition once because they really are that inane and irrational. This is Obama teasing. Hell, it’s not even ball busting.

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:02:42pm

re: #4 Obdicut

Obama’s smile is clearly a smile of pure rage.

Shariah Smile= SS!

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:05:00pm

Remember the snickering when Bush called a reporter a “major league asshole” when he thought the microphone wasn’t on? And how that liberal media then proceeded mock him by having shirts printed out saying “Major League Asshole”? And how liberals were humorless because they questioned the president’s respect for the media establishment?

Ah, good times.///

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:07:01pm

For those playing at home, the troll du jour just stated if women would keep their legs shut, they would never need an abortion.

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:08:44pm

re: #7 Targetpractice

Remember the snickering when Bush called a reporter a “major league asshole” when he thought the microphone wasn’t on? And how that liberal media then proceeded mock him by having shirts printed out saying “Major League Asshole”? And how liberals were humorless because they questioned the president’s respect for the media establishment?

Ah, good times.///

I think he was a candidate when that happened but Cheney did tell Pat Leahy to go fuck himself and the people who were outraged just outraged at Joe Biden saying ACA being passed was a “big fucking deal” were acting like YEAH CHENEY! I mean, Christ, it’s obvious that Obama’s just joking around. You have to be really bored and desperate to make this into a lashing out.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:10:34pm

re: #8 Kragar

For those playing at home, the troll du jour just stated if women would keep their legs shut, they would never need an abortion.

This is pretty much the RW nut job position on abortion. (R) candidates and elected officials tend to be more discreet about it than internet trolls.

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:11:12pm

re: #10 EPR-radar

This is pretty much the RW nut job position on abortion. (R) candidates and elected officials tend to be more discreet about it than internet trolls.

G.I.F.T.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:14:05pm

re: #11 Targetpractice

G.I.F.T.

What is this short for?

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:15:07pm

re: #12 EPR-radar

What is this short for?

Goly, I farted today.

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:15:41pm

re: #12 EPR-radar

What is this short for?

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. In basic terms, when you take a normally-adjusted person and give him anonymity and a captive audience, he becomes anti-social and psychotic.

Bulworth Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:16:35pm

Obama is a girl…

Obama rages and berates….

Obama is incompetent….

Obama is seeking to systematically destroy America, Capitalism, and the Republican Party

Obama is cold and stiff and shows no emotion….

Obama is a secret Muslim…

Am I missing any?
/////

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:20:04pm

re: #15 Bulworth

Obama is a girl…

Obama rages and berates….

Obama is incompetent….

Obama is seeking to systematically destroy America, Capitalism, and the Republican Party

Obama is cold and stiff and shows no emotion….

Obama is a secret Muslim…

Am I missing any?
/////

A variant of your Obama is incompetent but here goes.
“Obama hasn’t done anything.”
“Obama has dramatically increased the size of the government.”
OR
“Obama has appeased terrorism.”
“Obama spiked the football when the Seals killed OBL.”

b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:22:24pm

re: #4 Obdicut

Obama’s smile is clearly a smile of pure rage.

I practice that all the time but cant quite get it right.

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:26:04pm

Fischer: Boy Scouts Must Drop Language About Being ‘Morally Straight’ if Gays are Allowed to Join

Responding to a listener who called into his “Focal Point” radio program today, Bryan Fischer said that if the Boy Scouts decide to drop the prohibition on gay scouts and leaders, the organization will have to change the language in its oath that scouts repeat as they pledge “to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight” because the phrase “morally straight” will be rendered meaningless.

“Even homosexuals refer to us as ‘straights’,” Fischer explained, “because we’re straight, we’re not crooked, we’re not bent, we’re not twisted, we’re not perverse, we’re straight. I mean, the opposite of straight is bent, twisted, crooked, perverse, so that term [‘morally straight’] is going to be meaningless now”:

When it comes to twisted and perverse, I think of Bryan Fischer long before I think of any of homosexual I know.

skohayes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:26:19pm

I read the piece over at Rebecca’s and came straight here for more delicious snark.
The best comment over there:
“AMOK TIME!!”

skohayes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:28:04pm

re: #18 Kragar

I think of the Catholic Church. But Fischer is a close second.

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:28:13pm

re: #18 Kragar

Fischer: Boy Scouts Must Drop Language About Being ‘Morally Straight’ if Gays are Allowed to Join

When it comes to twisted and perverse, I think of Bryan Fischer long before I think of any of homosexual I know.

God, I’d hate to be his psychiatrist. That dude has issues through the roof.

OtterQueen Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:33:10pm

re: #4 Obdicut

He’s showing his big sharp nasty pointy teeth!

Varek Raith Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:33:59pm

“Berates”?

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Political Atheist Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:36:20pm

Apologies for OT
Obdi and wrenchwench- I chimed in again downstairs a bit.

Bulworth Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:36:35pm

re: #16 HappyWarrior

“Get to work”

and

“Shoving the healthcare bill down our throats!”

(a red-faced orange man, J. Boehner ranting “Hell no, you can’t”)

But Obama hasn’t done anything.

Very confusing.

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:42:02pm

re: #21 HappyWarrior

God, I’d hate to be his psychiatrist. That dude has issues through the roof.

Are you kidding? With a client like Fischer, you could just look at him and price your next house/car/vacation/etc.

Our Precious Bodily Fluids Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:43:25pm

re: #23 Varek Raith

“Berates”?

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ain’t that one o’ them fancy French hats?

HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:44:33pm

re: #26 Lidane

Are you kidding? With a client like Fischer, you could just look at him and price your next house/car/vacation/etc.

Ha, true enough. I don’t have much patience for crazy tho.

dragonfire1981 Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:44:37pm

I went to a gun store earlier today. Upon entering, one of the employees, an older gentleman is complaining about our local daily newspaper. Apparently he got booted off their online forums for supposedly being racist but they allowed “liberal pink commies to post on there without repercussion”, he then goes on to say he makes no excuses about being a “patriotic conservative” and that he judges a man on his character. He then points out Obama fails on every level.

Then a few minutes later he and another patron were talking about the need for self defense when the economy crashes and the gun grabbers move in.

Dr Lizardo Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:45:19pm

re: #26 Lidane

Are you kidding? With a client like Fischer, you could just look at him and price your next house/car/vacation/etc.

I’d also be thinking academic research and publications, prestigious awards for said research, etc.

And enough money to buy a quiet little island somewhere in Tahiti.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:45:49pm

re: #21 HappyWarrior

God, I’d hate to be his psychiatrist. That dude has issues through the roof.

To twist one of my favorite lines:

There is nothing wrong with Bryan Fischer than cannot be fixed by 10 years spent on a desert island with nothing but a collection of perpetual-motion sex toys.

Our Precious Bodily Fluids Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:48:56pm

re: #29 dragonfire1981

I had almost exactly the same encounter / experience today, except it was in the break room and not a gun store.

wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:49:07pm

re: #22 OtterQueen

Welcome, hatchling.

dragonfire1981 Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:49:56pm

re: #32 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

I had almost exactly the same encounter / experience today, except it was in the break room and not a gun store.

I hear the same stuff at work all the time too. Part of being in the South I guess…

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:50:33pm

Spock just called. He said to tell Dim Hoft that he’s shown more anger than Barack Obama.

Tigger2005 Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:51:44pm

Oh my goodness!! Where was the NSFW warning, Charles??

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:51:48pm

re: #15 Bulworth

Image: obamafunny.jpg

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:51:48pm

You guys are kidding me, right?? I played the video in a larger format and it was quite clear at around the 0:15 mark mark that President Obama was exhibiting classic Angry Black Man™ traits that had all the poor White folks cowering in fear.

You people seriously need to stop drinking the Kool-Aid as it’s obviously affecting your eyesight. //

Tigger2005 Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:54:56pm

Jim Hoft looks exactly like you would think “DERP” looks like. I bet if you put 10 people in a room and asked them to draw the face of DERP, all the pictures would resemble Jim Hoft.

Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:56:33pm

re: #38 CuriousLurker

It’s even worse than that. This video shows clear evidence of being photoshopped, from the stray pixels around Barack Hussein Obama’s head. The audio was dubbed in afterwards, and if you play it backwards you can clearly hear Obama saying “I buried Paul.”

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:56:51pm

re: #39 Tigger2005

Jim Hoft looks exactly like you would think “DERP” looks like.

It still amazes me that he somehow manages to dress and feed himself.

I’d call it a miracle of modern science, but Dim probably belives in using leeches to balance the humors or some shit.

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:58:30pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

It’s even worse than that. This video shows clear evidence of being photoshopped, from the stray pixels around Barack Hussein Obama’s head. The audio was dubbed in afterwards, and if you play it backwards you can clearly hear Obama saying “I buried Paul.”

ZOMG, you’re right!!

TedStriker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:58:36pm

re: #3 makeitstop

I guess when you’re in a state of perpetual rage, you can see rage anywhere.

It must really piss people like Hoft off that Obama is always so cool.

When all that you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

dragonfire1981 Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:00:21pm

re: #43 TedStriker

When all that you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

*takes a drag* Wow…that’s DEEP man…

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:01:13pm

re: #42 CuriousLurker

ZOMG, you’re right!!

But wait, there’s more. After playing the left audio channel backward 1,047 times, I’m now sure it says “my sweet Satan”

GhostofHugoChavez Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:01:46pm

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Cn y sht “Hl bm!” nd clck yr jckbt hls tgthr qckr thn y cn clck th bnnd-bttn?

TedStriker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:03:24pm

re: #8 Kragar

For those playing at home, the troll du jour just stated if women would keep their legs shut, they would never need an abortion.

re: #10 EPR-radar

This is pretty much the RW nut job position on abortion. (R) candidates and elected officials tend to be more discreet about it than internet trolls.

Except for when RWNJ men want to get their swerve on with women who are not their wives…

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:06:09pm

Uh oh.

Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:06:43pm

re: #48 Gus

Uh oh.

You rang?

Evening Lizardim.

Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:06:47pm

Looks like it’s Crackpot Week at LGF! Wheee!

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:06:57pm

*blinks* Alrighty then…

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:07:08pm

re: #47 TedStriker

re: #10 EPR-radar

Except for when RWNJ men want to get their swerve on with women who are not their wives…

How was DesJarlais to know that somebody would actually commit an act of journalism?

His chance of being hit by a lightning bolt from a clear sky was probably higher.

Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:07:27pm

re: #50 Charles Johnson

Looks like it’s Crackpot Week at LGF! Wheee!

I arrived at a very, uhh, interesting time. Should I call again later?

William Barnett-Lewis Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:09:33pm

re: #29 dragonfire1981

I went to a gun store earlier today. .

Thankfully the owner of the shop I was at today was much saner. Guns are a sideline and most of them are on consignment - his main money is from coffee beans and bow hunting supplies. He does have Fox on and is a local Republican but he doesn’t obsess in front of me.

I did pick up a beautifully sporterized Japanese Type-99 rifle (WWII infantry rifle) that will be a delight to use for hunting.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:09:47pm

re: #53 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too

I arrived at a very, uhh, interesting time. Should I call again later?

Today’s circus performer is apparently trying to totally own bottom comments with -20 or more for each. He’s half way there.

wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:10:41pm

re: #46 GhostofHugoChavez

alright

That’s not actually a word.

Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:10:50pm

re: #55 EPR-radar

Todays performer is apparently trying to totally own bottom comments with -20 or more for each. He’s half way there.

It’s a warmer day today. I’ll get the troll barbecue fired up. In homage to the Super Bowl, we will do blackened Cajun tonight.

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:12:05pm

I’m beginning to feel like someone slipped some LSD in my coffee…

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:12:43pm

re: #58 CuriousLurker

I’m beginning to feel like someone slipped some LSD in my coffee…

You see the colors too?

makeitstop Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:13:41pm

I smell TGDN insurgents. Either that, or there’s something on the bottom of my shoe.

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:14:43pm

re: #59 Targetpractice

You see the colors too?

//

And then some. //

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:14:54pm

re: #60 makeitstop

I smell TGDN insurgents. Either that, or there’s something on the bottom of my shoe.

More like medical waste from the gastrointestinal wing of a hospital.

b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:15:13pm

re: #36 Tigger2005

Oh my goodness!! Where was the NSFW warning, Charles??

Not Safe For Wankers?

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:15:45pm

re: #60 makeitstop

I smell TGDN insurgents. Either that, or there’s something on the bottom of my shoe.

Fear not. I have my kill list at the ready.

EdDantes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:16:16pm

re: #60 makeitstop

What is tgdn?

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:16:56pm

re: #65 EdDantes

What is tgdn?

#TGDN

Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:17:16pm

re: #65 EdDantes

What is tgdn?

It’s Freeman-on-the-land for the Twitterverse.

Dr Lizardo Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:17:18pm

OT, but one of my former students just IM’d me after I referred her to the People Of Walmart site.

“OMG, I think I’m going 2 vomit.”

So says Pavla.

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:18:12pm

re: #64 Gus

Gus is threatening to whack people—someone call the FBI!!

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:18:43pm

re: #69 CuriousLurker

Hey. That was satire. ;)

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:19:20pm

re: #46 GhostofHugoChavez

Il Douche, is that you?

wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:20:02pm

re: #65 EdDantes

What is tgdn?

Why’d you upding the rude freak?

EdDantes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:21:42pm

re: #72 wrenchwench

I thought he was being funny.

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:21:56pm

Today is a very important date comrades. It is the 54th anniversary of the 21st Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (27 January - 5 February 1959) which took place in the motherland.

BRB. Got to catch up on the news over at Pravda.

Power to the people!

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:23:24pm

Tom Cole: GOP Prefers Deep Defense Cuts To Any Revenue

“I’m all against raising any additional revenue on this. Look, these are written into law,” Rep. Tom Cole (R-OK), a deputy majority whip, told TPM between votes. Cole said there are other, preferable ways to make the sequester cuts that he is open to, but new revenue will not be part of the equation.

“We just had additional revenue for the federal government, so I don’t see any way in the world the sequester won’t happen either as written or renegotiated or reallocated cuts. But I don’t see any revenue coming in the picture.”

Mattand Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:24:29pm

I know that Hoft is considered the Stupidest Man on the Internet, but goddamn, some of his commenters give him a run for the money.

One guy is claiming that Obama truly is raging by joking with the guy, because:

A) Obama is actually Indonesian
B) That is how Indonesian dictators express their anger
C) Growing up, that was the only experience with political leaders Obama had.

I’m really not sure if this guy is for real or is joking. If it’s a joke, it is an example of Poe’s Law in its most pure form.

ProBosniaLiberal Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:24:38pm

re: #55 EPR-radar

Seeing the comments that guy said, I really, really wanted to reach through the computer screen and clock him.

I am already pissed because of the Islamist Nutcases in Bangladesh protesting the conviction and sentencing of one of the monsters who was partially responsible for the 1971 Genocide. This person in question also directly murdered 350+ people.

That is in the range of monsters like Luis Garavito and Pedro Alonso López. He is only exceeded in definite numbers by Christman Genipperteinga, Elizabeth Báthory, and Thug Behram.

Hell, instead of the Death Penalty (which he should gotten), the Bengali Judge was merciful and gave him Life in Prison.

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:25:48pm

re: #75 Kragar

Tom Cole: GOP Prefers Deep Defense Cuts To Any Revenue

Shorter response: “We’re letting this timebomb go off unless we get what we want.”

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:26:01pm

re: #75 Kragar

Tom Cole: GOP Prefers Deep Defense Cuts To Any Revenue

Hell will freeze over before anyone in the GOP submits legislation with deep defense cuts. Won’t happen. Ever.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:27:01pm

re: #78 Targetpractice

Shorter response: “We’re letting this timebomb go off unless we get what we want.”

As a bonus for the GOP, if the sequester goes into effect it will damage the economy and the GOP will try to blame this on Obama and the Democrats.

Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:27:02pm

re: #73 EdDantes

Yeah, this one’s a real live stalker-type troll with two previous banned accounts, for the record, so everyone knows where it’s at.

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:29:10pm

Gay marriage opponents ask Supreme Court to ignore all research which proves them wrong

A group of religious organizations, including the Mormon Church, Southern Baptist Convention, and National Association of Evangelicals, have submitted amicus briefs to the Supreme Court arguing it should uphold both the Defense of Marriage Act and California’s Proposition 8. The briefs, written by Mormon Church lawyer Von Keetch, make similar points to other anti-gay briefs about the inferiority of same-sex couples, but notably tries to brush aside the research that suggests otherwise

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:29:18pm

re: #79 Lidane

Hell will freeze over before anyone in the GOP submits legislation with deep defense cuts. Won’t happen. Ever.

It will be interesting to see what happens. By now, purity on taxes may be the most non-negotiable issue within the GOP (especially if they think they can put back the defense spending later on).

By accepting the sequester, the GOP gets damage to the economy, and cuts to non-defense spending.

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:29:54pm

Noun, verb, communism.

EdDantes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:30:06pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

With a troll,sometimes don’t know when they are serious.

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:30:44pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

Yeah, this one’s a real live stalker-type troll with two previous banned accounts, for the record, so everyone knows where it’s at.

Yeah, judging by its profile pic alone I found it impossible to believe it was trying to be “funny” in any sense of the word.

EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:31:29pm

re: #82 Kragar

The RW nut jobs have zero evidence to support the anti-equality position. Therefore, it is sound legal strategy to try to remove all evidence from the cases. Hopefully it doesn’t work.

Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:31:58pm

re: #83 EPR-radar

It will be interesting to see what happens. By now, purity on taxes may be the most non-negotiable issue within the GOP (especially if they think they can put back the defense spending later on).

By accepting the sequester, the GOP gets damage to the economy, and cuts to non-defense spending.

Thing is, they figure the damage to the economy is something they can capitalize on in the short term, if not the long term. Paint Obama as a “failure” going into the mid-terms, insinuating that any Democrat who is linked to him or supports him is supporting “failure” and not “solutions.”

Bear Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:32:05pm

re: #54 William Barnett-Lewis

Was the receiver ground where the Emperor’s symbol was? Also was it rechambered from the 7.7?

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:34:19pm

Fox News psychiatrist offers to run for Senate if he doesn’t face a primary

Psychiatrist Keith Ablow, a Fox News contributor, on Monday said he would run for the Senate seat being vacated by John Kerry (D-MA) if he didn’t have to a face a primary challenger.

“We face an unprecedented assault on the Constitution and our individual liberties,” he said in a statement. “If the Republican Party in Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee ask me to run at this time, and offer their support in that effort, I will run. If they support another candidate, I will work hard to elect that candidate. If that candidate should lose, I will, in all likelihood, again offer to be a candidate for Senate from Massachusetts in 2014, under the same conditions.”

Go fuck yourself Ablow.

lawhawk Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:34:41pm

It’s hard to keep up with ex-dictators. I could have sworn that I saw the ghost of Hugo Chavez floating around here. That’s so 2012. Same with Fidel Castro.

The ghost of 2013? That’s gonna be Bashar al Assad.

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:34:49pm

Perhaps he’s gathering intelligence. I must report this to LGF-Trotsky committee.

b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:35:09pm

re: #90 Kragar

Fox News psychiatrist offers to run for Senate if he doesn’t face a primary

Go fuck yourself Ablow.

He’s a fruitcake, rwnj, loon.

Decatur Deb Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:35:13pm

re: #54 William Barnett-Lewis

Thankfully the owner of the shop I was at today was much saner. Guns are a sideline and most of them are on consignment - his main money is from coffee beans and bow hunting supplies. He does have Fox on and is a local Republican but he doesn’t obsess in front of me.

I did pick up a beautifully sporterized Japanese Type-99 rifle (WWII infantry rifle) that will be a delight to use for hunting.

How do you get the deer to stay put for the bayonet charge?

Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:35:36pm

Your Daily Marx

Youtube Video

Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:36:02pm

re: #94 Decatur Deb

How do you get the deer to stay put for the bayonet charge?

You just turn your high beams on.

The Ghost of a Flea Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:36:17pm

We get any more Ghosts Of on this board and some kind of Highlander scenario is going to be necessary.

Dr Lizardo Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:36:25pm

re: #91 lawhawk

It’s hard to keep up with ex-dictators. I could have sworn that I saw the ghost of Hugo Chavez floating around here. That’s so 2012. Same with Fidel Castro.

The ghost of 2013? That’s gonna be Bashar al Assad.

Assad’s pretty tenacious, so I don’t know. But then again, I have to admit Qadaffi’s demise somewhat surprised me.

lawhawk Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:36:32pm

re: #95 Gus

Whew. For a moment there, I thought you were going with Richard Marx. /the new Rickroll

100

Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:37:32pm

re: #58 CuriousLurker

I’m beginning to feel like someone slipped some LSD in my coffee…

That’s a waste of good LSD. It’s destroyed by heat. Very inefficient to put it in your coffee.

101

Lidane Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:38:45pm

re: #90 Kragar

Fox News psychiatrist offers to run for Senate if he doesn’t face a primary

Didn’t Geraldo also make some noise about running for office?

The universe doesn’t love me enough for either of these lunatics to give up their cushy day jobs and run for office.

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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:38:47pm

re: #99 lawhawk

Whew. For a moment there, I thought you were going with Richard Marx. /the new Rickroll

You know who else went with Richard Marx?

Youtube Video

Little known fact.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:38:59pm

The ghost has left the building.

Derp.

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:41:08pm

re: #103 Gus

The ghost has left the building.

Derp.

Are you sure?

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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:41:30pm

re: #100 Obdicut

That’s a waste of good LSD. It’s destroyed by heat. Very inefficient to put it in your coffee.

Without confirming or denying anything, I will say that seeing the Rocky Horror Picture show in Greenwich village while accompanied by several strippers is a hell of a first trip.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:42:05pm

re: #104 Ghost of a Poo Flinger

Are you sure?

There’s one more. Ghost of Tom Joad.

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Ghost of Tom Joad Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:43:06pm

re: #106 Gus

There’s one more. Ghost of Tom Joad.

Boo. Just lurking before hockey game.

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:43:07pm

Stupid question. Why de-lurk a sockpuppet account just to pile verbal abuse on people? I mean, seriously. You know it’s going to get the banhammer thrown at it. What exactly does it gain you, if you already have street cred with the wingnuts by getting banned the first umpteen times?

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Ghost of Tom Joad Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:44:07pm

re: #108 Ghost of a Dopefish

Stupid question. Why de-lurk a sockpuppet account just to pile verbal abuse on people? I mean, seriously. You know it’s going to get the banhammer thrown at it. What exactly does it gain you, if you already have street cred with the wingnuts by getting banned the first umpteen times?

It makes the inferior feel superior.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:44:14pm

Damn you people!

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:45:41pm

I think LGF is haunted.

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CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:45:44pm

re: #95 Gus

Youtube Video

G: Good evening, this is Gorbachev-
R: Hello, Gorby, this is the White House, Ronald Reagan speaking-
G: Hello, my old friend, how you are today ?
R: Fine! It’s time for our daily chess match, are you ready ?
G: Yes, my last move yesterday was the Queen from A6 to B6-

They both send their weapons into space-
their people’s problems they seem to displace-
the arms-race is what they can’t negotiate-
why ain’t it chess about what they debate ?

What went wrong on the Gulf of Iran ?
Why did the Russians invade Afghanistan ?
Why not save the money for the armaments

and be chess-partners in the tournament ?

Reagan and Gorbachev play chess on T.V.-
the senate is giving a party on the sea-
the nuclear war will forever be banned-
it’s only their kings which they have to defend.

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The Ghost of a Flea Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:46:38pm

re: #108 Ghost of a Dopefish

Stupid question. Why de-lurk a sockpuppet account just to pile verbal abuse on people? I mean, seriously. You know it’s going to get the banhammer thrown at it. What exactly does it gain you, if you already have street cred with the wingnuts by getting banned the first umpteen times?

Gotta maintain the hate erection.

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:47:42pm

re: #110 Ghost of Gus

Damn you people!

/

Gus, you of all people know that LGF is a hive mind. We are Dopefish of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:48:19pm

re: #114 Ghost of a Dopefish

Gus, you of all people know that LGF is a hive mind. We are Dopefish of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

Prepare to be asstimulated. //

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:48:22pm

re: #114 Ghost of a Dopefish

Gus, you of all people know that LGF is a hive mind. We are Dopefish of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

Mostly true.

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Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:48:26pm

re: #111 Ghost of a Poo Flinger

I think LGF is haunted.

No, more like pestered.

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:48:38pm

re: #115 Ghost of Gus

Prepare to be asstimulated. //

The one I heard was “I am Dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to be asslaminated.”

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:49:14pm

re: #115 Ghost of Gus

Prepare to be asstimulated. //

Stimulation is overrated. Even ass stimulation.

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EdDantes Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:50:23pm

re: #111 Ghost of a Poo Flinger

I think LGF is haunted.

You have no idea.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:50:37pm

re: #112 CuriousLurker

[Embedded content]

G: Good evening, this is Gorbachev-
R: Hello, Gorby, this is the White House, Ronald Reagan speaking-
G: Hello, my old friend, how you are today ?
R: Fine! It’s time for our daily chess-match, are you ready ?
G: Yes, my last move yesterday was the Queen from A6 to B6-

They both send their weapons into space-
their people’s problems they seem to displace-
the arms-race is what they can’t negotiate-
why ain’t it chess about what they debate ?

What went wrong on the Gulf of Iran ?
Why did the Russians invade Afghanistan ?
Why not save the money for the armaments

and be chess-partners in the turnament ?

Reagan and Gorbachev play chess on T.V.-
the senat is giving a party on the sea-
the nuclear war will forever be banned-
it’s only their kings which they have to defend.

Communist Christmas

Youtube Video

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CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:50:59pm

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:51:26pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Needs more cowbell.

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Vicious Babushka Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:52:26pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Maybe if you gave kitteh glowing red eyes…

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Sionainn Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:52:28pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Yes.

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Ghost of Tom Joad Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:53:07pm

re: #111 Ghost of a Poo Flinger

I think LGF is haunted.

Charles is going to wind up having a “Scrooged” moment where posters from days-past come back to haunt him

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The Ghost of a Flea Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:53:45pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Once you go ghost…

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:54:51pm

We are all ~~socialists~~ ghosts now.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:55:05pm

Twitter Ghost Derp Network

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Targetpractice Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:55:19pm

re: #111 Ghost of a Poo Flinger

I think LGF is haunted.

Who ya gonna call?

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The Ghost of a Flea Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:56:15pm

re: #130 Targetpractice

Who ya gonna call?

//

Bobby Jindal, obviously.

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Ghost of Tom Joad Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:56:27pm

re: #129 Ghost of Gus

Twitter Ghost Derp Network

//

No one expected the ~~Spanish~~ ghost inquisition.

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:56:30pm

re: #130 Targetpractice

Who ya gonna call?

//

An exorcist!

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:56:41pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Horribly so.

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kirkspencer Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:58:04pm

re: #90 Kragar

Fox News psychiatrist offers to run for Senate if he doesn’t face a primary

Go fuck yourself Ablow.

Doesn’t get this concept “democracy,” I guess.

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CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:58:20pm

re: #122 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Wooooo…. Do I look scarier now?

Um… uh… I went googling for a photo of a white burqa as I thought that might make a good “ghost” avatar pic and I found a bunch of photos of… a… white… rubber… burqa… not even gonna try to figure out what kind of weird fetish THAT is connected to… O_o

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:58:42pm

re: #130 Targetpractice

Who ya gonna call?

//

Hmm. Tough one…

Ghost Eliminators? //

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Ghost of a Dopefish Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:59:00pm

re: #136 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Um… uh… I went googling for a photo of a white burqa as I thought that might make a good “ghost” avatar pics and I found a bunch of photos of… a… white… rubber… burqa… not even gonna try to figure out what kind of weird fetish THAT is connected to… O_o

Rule 34 isn’t just a meme.

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ProBosniaLiberal Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:59:29pm

re: #136 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Huh.

Should I, or should I not make a comment.

140

CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:59:54pm

re: #139 ProBosniaLiberal

Huh.

Should I, or should I not make a comment.

Prolly not.

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:00:59pm

Ghost Exterminators?

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EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:01:16pm

re: #137 Ghost of Gus

Hmm. Tough one…

Ghost Eliminators? //

The Stay-Puft marshmallow man. //

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The Ghost of a Flea Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:03:54pm

If we keep this up, we’re going to end up infested with reality TV supernatural investigators with night-vision cameras.

And nobody wants that.

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Dr Lizardo Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:04:01pm

re: #136 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Um… uh… I went googling for a photo of a white burqa as I thought that might make a good “ghost” avatar pic and I found a bunch of photos of… a… white… rubber… burqa… not even gonna try to figure out what kind of weird fetish THAT is connected to… O_o

Here ya go. Image: 128087668.a8sKlqbx.Ladyinwhiteburqa.jpg

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CuriousLurker Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:06:26pm

re: #144 Dr Lizardo

Here ya go. Image: 128087668.a8sKlqbx.Ladyinwhiteburqa.jpg

Thanks, but no thanks—the white rubber one skeeved me out. *wanders off in search of brain bleach*

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wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:13:05pm

re: #56 wrenchwench

alright

That’s not actually a word.

I realize it has been gaining acceptance, but I read this earlier today:

Alot to remember. RT @gwynethdoland “@apstylebook: “Alright” is never all right by us. Two words in all circumstances. #APStyleChat @kitwyk”
— Matthew Reichbach (@fbihop) February 5, 2013

/grammar geek, out

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wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:13:44pm

re: #145 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Thanks, but no thanks—the white rubber one skeeved me out. *wanders off in search of brain bleach*

So at least your brain will be nice ‘n’ white….

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Vicious Babushka Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:13:52pm

re: #145 Ghost of CuriousLurker

Thanks, but no thanks—the white rubber one skeeved me out. *wanders off in search of brain bleach*

I saw that. It’s really creepy.

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EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:14:26pm

re: #146 wrenchwench

I’m showing my age when I insist that ‘insure’ and ‘ensure’ are two different words.

‘Alright’ will join the language if enough people use it.

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:18:34pm

re: #149 EPR-radar

I’m showing my age when I insist that ‘insure’ and ‘ensure’ are two different words.

‘Alright’ will join the language if enough people use it.

Noshit.

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Sionainn Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:19:07pm

re: #146 wrenchwench

That’s not actually a word.

I realize it has been gaining acceptance, but I read this earlier today:

/grammar geek, out

Maybe he should start by remembering that “a lot” is two words, not one.

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Decatur Deb Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:20:48pm

re: #149 EPR-radar

I’m showing my age when I insist that ‘insure’ and ‘ensure’ are two different words.

‘Alright’ will join the language if enough people use it.

You’re showing your age if you insist that your Ensure be shaken, not stirred.

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EPR-radar Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:20:58pm

re: #151 Ghost of Sionainn

I realize it has been gaining acceptance, but I read this earlier today:

/grammar geek, out

Maybe he should start by remembering that “a lot” is two words, not one.

Not to mention the inherent silliness of combining grammar geek mode with Twitter.

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b_sharp Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:21:02pm

re: #151 Ghost of Sionainn

I realize it has been gaining acceptance, but I read this earlier today:

/grammar geek, out

Maybe he should start by remembering that “a lot” is two words, not one.

I vote satirical use.

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William Barnett-Lewis Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:23:00pm

re: #89 Bear

Was the receiver ground where the Emperor’s symbol was? Also was it rechambered from the 7.7?

Ground Mum but in the original 7.7x58 which is why I decided to get it.

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Sionainn Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:24:18pm

re: #154 b_sharp

I vote satirical use.

Hmmm…could be, but I’m not feeling charitable today. ;-)

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Gus Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:25:14pm

re: #150 b_sharp

Noshit.

Noone will go for that.

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wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:36:37pm

re: #149 EPR-radar

I’m showing my age when I insist that ‘insure’ and ‘ensure’ are two different words.

‘Alright’ will join the language if enough people use it.

Yeah, I gave up on misuse of ‘hopefully’ a long time ago, and have been deliberately using ‘if’ for ‘whether’ just to get used to it.

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wrenchwench Tue, Feb 5, 2013 4:37:32pm

re: #156 Ghost of Sionainn

Hmmm…could be, but I’m not feeling charitable today. ;-)

He’s a smart guy (and stealth lizard, I believe) so I think he was being funny. I lol’d.

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Vicious Babushka Tue, Feb 5, 2013 5:02:13pm

TGDN TwitterLynch

MT @sayethsimon: Long list of #TGDN tweets by #UniteBlue, with a coordinated TwitterLynch on @spaceagenegro:twitpic.com/c17gz4
— Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) February 6, 2013

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Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi Tue, Feb 5, 2013 7:22:23pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

It’s even worse than that. This video shows clear evidence of being photoshopped, from the stray pixels around Barack Hussein Obama’s head. The audio was dubbed in afterwards, and if you play it backwards you can clearly hear Obama saying “I buried Paul.”

Listen again. I think he’s really saying “It’s Bush’s fault.”

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Flavia Thu, Feb 7, 2013 8:37:56am

I guess I’m the only Lizard either old enough, or girly enough, to remember the early media frenzy around the late Diana, Princess of Wales. In the beginning of her marriage, her husband was giving a speech. She was sitting demurely by his side, in proper dress & hat, when suddenly, without the PoW having said anything specifically remarkable, all the cameras went off, flashing & clicking. The woman next to her (another dignitary’s wife?? Doesn’t really matter) whispered, astonished, “What just happened??” She whispered back, almost without moving her jaw, “I moved my head.”

So old Derpa-derp was right about one thing: the media obviously loves President Obama. But, seeing as how he was giving a speech, himself, and had made a relevant point, there’s obviously a reason the media loves him, & it’s not because he’s sooo beautiful in a couture dress….

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