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Watching this house of cards tumble is enlightening, disgusting, and educational all at once.

An internal investigation of FreedomWorks—the prominent conservative advocacy group and super-PAC—has focused on president Matt Kibbe’s management of the organization, his use of its resources, and a controversial book deal he signed, according to former FreedomWorks officials who have met with the private lawyers conducting the probe. One potential topic for the inquiry is a promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group and a Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton. [Author’s note: The previous sentence contains no typos.]

In December, after months of bitter in-fighting, two members of FreedomWorks’ board of trustees—C. Boyden Gray, the White House counsel for President George H.W. Bush, and James Burnley IV, a secretary of transportation during the Reagan years—notified Kibbe that they had received “allegations of wrongdoing by the organization or its employees” and had hired two lawyers, Alfred Regnery and David Martin, to investigate. Soon after, Regnery and Martin began interviewing past and present FreedomWorks employees and officials. This list included Dick Armey, the former House majority leader who in November resigned as chairman of the group (and pocketed an $8 million payout), citing concerns about the management of the organization. The investigating lawyers, Armey says, “picked my brain. I told them a forensic audit would be imperative because so much is hidden there.”

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111 comments

1 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 5:31:50am

Hey! Our policies make the American public recoil in disgust. So we decided to go with the biggest ad hominem attack we could think of. Then the American public, who are too stupid to know what’s good for them, will ignore our policies and vote for us.

It’s worked before.

2 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 5:52:32am

Okay FreedomWorks……..

3 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 6:00:57am

Hollyweird libruls and commy professors and all the welfare poors on foodstamps are ruining Amercia’s Exceptional Culture

4 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 7:07:55am

Not surprised one damned bit! As long as the GOP stands idly by and lets this kind of childisness run un-abated they will continue to lose even their last dregs of relevancy and logical appeal. But then the right wing itself is a fertile pool for this human virus to multiply in. They have always been on the wrong side of history,not counting the days of the dixiecrats and the switching of many after the 68” riots at the Dem convention.This is who the GOP people are right down to their DNA, they will NEVER be a party of logic and equality and will always represent the worst this nation has to offer. Call this a “rant” if you feel the need to denigrate but I’m only speaking of what I have witnessed in all of my 55 years…with open eyes. The GOP needs another Eisenhower!!

5 Jimmah The Unacceptable  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 8:15:08am
“The question is whether Matt Kibbe used FreedomWorks resources and donor funds to live the high life,”

1) Take existing body of fearful reactionary conservatives

2) Water liberally(!) with constant stream of RWN media scaremongery to encourage growth and attain full bud yield

3)Parasitize relentlessly and without shame

4) Wingnut Welfare!

6 Jimmah The Unacceptable  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 8:17:01am

5) Chop it up and smoke it!

/iceweasel

7 erik_t  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:14:45am

What GOP war on pandas?

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8 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:14:49am


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Wow, talk about vivid sexual fantasies these guys have…

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9 Mattand  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:17:25am
One potential topic for the inquiry is a promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group and a Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton. [Author’s note: The previous sentence contains no typos.]

Apparently the Big Tent now includes Furries.

10 sizzzzlerz  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:17:31am
The GOP needs another Eisenhower

Hah! He’d never make it out of the primaries. He’d be called a RINO and have his war service questioned and ridiculed.

11 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:19:14am

And I thought that Japanese hentai had the market cornered on weird sexual fetishes.

WTF.

12 Mattand  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:20:03am

re: #10 sizzzzlerz

Hah! He’d never make it out of the primaries. He’d be called a RINO and have his war service questioned and ridiculed.

“So, “Genreral” Eisenhower, where were YOU during the fighting? Hiding behind the REAL soldiers doing the actual work!”

13 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:20:15am

re: #4 Robur

Fuck your rant because of ‘right down to the DNA’. You’re a crackpot.

14 iossarian  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:20:34am

re: #9 Mattand

Apparently the Big Tent now includes Furries.

And we haven’t heard from Wind Up Bird for a while now, have we?

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS CLEAR

15 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:21:31am

re: #11 Lidane

And I thought that Japanese hentai had the market cornered on weird sexual fetishes.

WTF.

Outdone by a conservative group…
Never saw that coming.

16 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:21:35am

re: #10 sizzzzlerz

Hah! He’d never make it out of the primaries. He’d be called a RINO and have his war service questioned and ridiculed.

The John Birch Society that now runs the GOP considered Ike a filthy commie and a traitor.

They’d run Ike out of the primaries on a rail, with Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin, and the rest of the howler monkeys cheering them on.

17 erik_t  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:22:49am

re: #13 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Fuck your rant because of ‘right down to the DNA’. You’re a crackpot.

Seemed fine when I read it as “This is what the GOP is right down to its DNA”.

Reread, saw that it was “This is who the GOP people are right down to their DNA.”

Ding direction: down.

18 Mattand  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:22:55am

re: #14 iossarian

And we haven’t heard from Wind Up Bird for a while now, have we?

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS CLEAR

I gave you a blind upding, as I have no idea what you’re referring to, but I’m betting it’s funny.

19 Big Steve  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:24:29am

Can’t watch it at work…..was the Panda wearing a blue dress?

20 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:26:18am

You’ve scammed millions of dollars out of morons and this is the best you can show for it?

21 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:28:07am

re: #4 Robur

Not surprised one damned bit! As long as the GOP stands idly by and lets this kind of childisness run un-abated they will continue to lose even their last dregs of relevancy and logical appeal. But then the right wing itself is a fertile pool for this human virus to multiply in. They have always been on the wrong side of history,not counting the days of the dixiecrats and the switching of many after the 68” riots at the Dem convention.This is who the GOP people are right down to their DNA, they will NEVER be a party of logic and equality and will always represent the worst this nation has to offer. Call this a “rant” if you feel the need to denigrate but I’m only speaking of what I have witnessed in all of my 55 years…with open eyes. The GOP needs another Eisenhower!!

Yes, of course your 55 year old failing eyes are learned enough for us to take what they see as gospel.

Look up confirmation bias and motivated reasoning, then look in the mirror.

22 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:28:27am

Apparently Jesus can grant you superpowers.

Cindy Jacobs’ Five-Year-Old Daughter Can Stop Tornadoes

We already know that self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs has thwarted terrorist attacks and attempted coups with her prayers, but we learned in the latest episode of her show, God Knows, that supernatural powers apparently run in her bloodline. Jacobs’ husband Mike revealed on the show that their five-year-old daughter stopped tornadoes by simply shouting: “I told you to be quiet in Jesus’ name!”

23 iossarian  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:29:48am

re: #18 Mattand

Wind Up Bird is/was a poster here but hasn’t been around for a while now.

He was into the furry scene in various ways. So my assumption is that he’s been too busy making boudoir videos for right-wing hacks to post here.

24 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:30:04am

Shorter Erickson: It’s hard out here for a white man.

25 makeitstop  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:31:39am

re: #14 iossarian

And we haven’t heard from Wind Up Bird for a while now, have we?

SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS CLEAR

Where did that fella go? I used to enjoy his posts.

26 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:31:54am

re: #22 Kragar (Antichrist )

Apparently Jesus can grant you superpowers.

Cindy Jacobs’ Five-Year-Old Daughter Can Stop Tornadoes

Jesus: Granting superpowers to five-year olds while letting people starve worldwide.

Yeah, that’s a real model of compassion.

27 Ghost of Tom Joad  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:33:00am
The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton.

And there we have it. All the hatred for the Clintons over the years was in reality just repressed sexual tensions about going down on Hillary while wearing a Panda costume. Rule 34 has apparently escaped the boundaries of the internet and is now running amok in conservative circles.

Folks, do yourselves a service and never click on another link to anything having to do with Chris Christie from a wingnut website.

28 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:33:23am

I don’t know what about this makes me so happy but it does.
Image: tumblr_mhb5wjps5m1s410g9o1_500.gif

29 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:33:32am

Boehner: No House Action On Obama’s State Of The Union Agenda

President Obama’s State of the Union address included a long list of proposals he wants Congress to advance. House Speaker John Boehner says it won’t happen.

In prepared remarks at his weekly Capitol briefing, Boehner effectively foreclosed on the idea that the House will take up any of Obama’s proposals, unless and until the Senate passes legislation first - and maybe not even then.

Impeach the GOP.

30 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:33:50am

re: #24 Lidane

Shorter Erickson: It’s hard out here for a white man.

31 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:34:24am

re: #28 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

I don’t know what about this makes me so happy but it does.
Image: tumblr_mhb5wjps5m1s410g9o1_500.gif

They look happy because they have beer!

32 iossarian  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:35:36am

re: #24 Lidane

“These people won’t even accept that I hate gays! Talk about intolerant!”

33 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:35:49am
34 Ghost of Tom Joad  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:35:49am

re: #29 Kragar (Antichrist )

Boehner: No House Action On Obama’s State Of The Union Agenda

Impeach the GOP.

Translation: We will continue with the status-quo of doing jack-shit, unless jack is trying to get an abortion or is richer than shit.

35 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:35:57am

re: #29 Kragar (Antichrist )

Too much economy stuff in that SOTU. Free market takes care of all economic stuff. Boehner busy focusing like a laser beam on the economy womanz parts. Where’s that next abortion bill?

36 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:37:32am
37 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:38:06am

re: #20 Kragar (Antichrist )

You’ve scammed millions of dollars out of morons and this is the best you can show for it?

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Actually, it would be hilarious to know how much it cost to make this. I bet the budget is as padded as…something with a lot of pads. A kimono? A punching bag?

38 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:38:22am
39 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:39:13am

re: #37 The Ghost of a Flea

Actually, it would be hilarious to know how much it cost to make this. I bet the budget is as padded as…something with a lot of pads. A kimono? A punching bag?

A kotex factory?

40 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:39:26am

re: #38 Kragar (Antichrist )

It’s also plausible that Glenn Beck is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

41 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:39:41am

re: #31 NJDhockeyfan

They look happy because they have Czech beer!

FTFY.

42 darthstar  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:42:16am

Florida Man - with superheroes like this, no wonder that state’s so fucked up.

[Link: twitter.com…]

43 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:43:44am

re: #28 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

I don’t know what about this makes me so happy but it does.
Image: tumblr_mhb5wjps5m1s410g9o1_500.gif

Bouncy Pilsner.

44 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:44:44am

re: #13 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Yeah Sparky!..you just keep telling yourself that! But I guess it’s easy to set there at your keyboard and sling derogatives and if anyone is acting “crackpot” it would be you only a crackpot would sling crap blindly not even knowing the person but thats how cowards operate. I will refrain form slinging childish remark as you have thats how adults act…

45 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:44:52am

re: #42 darthstar

Florida Man - with superheroes like this, no wonder that state’s so fucked up.

[Link: twitter.com…]

47 darthstar  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:45:58am

re: #45 Varek Raith

He’s a man of many faces…

48 Kragar (Antichrist )  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:46:06am

re: #46 darthstar

Nancy Pelosi ripped the orange man a new asshole on CNN the way only a sensitive grandmotherly person can.

“I mean, it was almost as if he was projecting onto the president his lack of being able to pass any bill that created jobs since he became speaker.”

Ouch.

49 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:46:52am

re: #44 Robur

That’s nice.

50 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:47:10am

re: #22 Kragar (Antichrist )

Apparently Jesus can grant you superpowers.

Cindy Jacobs’ Five-Year-Old Daughter Can Stop Tornadoes

Kid will have no problems adjusting to reality at all. Nope.

51 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:47:32am

Now this is just plain stupid. My two girls were so excited this morning about bringing their Valentines Day cards to school today.

Malden principal: Leave Valentine’s Day candy, cards home

MALDEN, Mass. (MyFoxBoston.com) – The principal at a Malden elementary school sent a letter home to parents Wednesday, telling students to leave Valentine’s Day candy and cards at home.

The letter referenced cultural and language equality as Salemwood Elementary Principal Carol Keenan’s reason for banning the holiday.

Thursday morning, Keenan wrote FOX 25 an e-mail, saying that all students will be making “friendship cards” for their classmates.

In her letter, Keenan said she wanted all students to be able to give and receive cards Thursday without putting the expense of buying cards and candy on parents and guardians.

FOX 25 talked to some angry parents Wednesday. One mom told FOX 25 that she tried complaining, but no one at the school returned her calls. Jennifer Kneeland said the superintendent’s office told her nothing can be done because it’s not a citywide problem.

52 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:47:49am

re: #44 Robur

Yeah Sparky!..you just keep telling yourself that! But I guess it’s easy to set there at your keyboard and sling derogatives and if anyone is acting “crackpot” it would be you only a crackpot would sling crap blindly not even knowing the person but thats how cowards operate. I will refrain form slinging childish remark as you have thats how adults act…

You ain’t covering yourself in glory here.

53 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:47:59am

re: #45 Varek Raith

Florida: America’s Wang

54 darthstar  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:48:45am

re: #53 A Mom Anon

Florida: America’s Droopy Wang

55 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:49:37am

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

Meh. I do remember valentines day sucking for the really poor kids in my class, mostly the farm kids, when I was very young. They mostly had hand-made-on-construction paper cards that were nice but the class divide showed clearly.

I don’t think banning them is a good idea— kids are going to pick up on class no matter what— but I understand not wanting to have yet another opportunity for the poor kids to get humiliated.

56 darthstar  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:49:39am

Okay…time to get back on the road…got shit to do when I get home…had a good swim, though. Catch you all later.

57 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:50:06am
58 Lidane  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:51:33am

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Image: stevejobs.png

:)

59 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:51:44am

re: #57 Varek Raith

lol.

60 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:52:11am

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

Now this is just plain stupid. My two girls were so excited this morning about bringing their Valentines Day cards to school today.

Malden principal: Leave Valentine’s Day candy, cards home

Got a source for that which isn’t Fox News?

61 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:53:13am

re: #21 b_sharp

Sorry FAIL AGAIN!!! I have 20/20 vision there buhwheat. Again try acting like an adult and stop flinging derogatory remarks if you can or are you completely incapable of rational debate? Your attitude says no but I will give you the benefit of the doubt that you seem to refuse to give me..lets try acting like an adult ok..give it a try..AND studies PROVE the DNA quote! But then people like me who are informed must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous people such as I see here. I’m new here as you see but if all I’m going to have to deal with is this kind of crap from such rude people then I may as well go where the adults go to debate..

62 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:54:09am

re: #61 Robur

What are you, 12?

63 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:54:50am

re: #61 Robur

Sorry FAIL AGAIN!!! I have 20/20 vision there buhwheat. Again try acting like an adult and stop flinging derogatory remarks if you can or are you completely incapable of rational debate?

Nothing says adult behavior like calling people “Sparky” and “buhwheat.”

64 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:54:52am

re: #61 Robur

Sorry FAIL AGAIN!!! I have 20/20 vision there buhwheat. Again try acting like an adult and stop flinging derogatory remarks if you can or are you completely incapable of rational debate? Your attitude says no but I will give you the benefit of the doubt that you seem to refuse to give me..lets try acting like an adult ok..give it a try..AND studies PROVE the DNA quote! But then people like me who are informed must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous people such as I see here. I’m new here as you see but if all I’m going to have to deal with is this kind of crap from such rude people then I may as well go where the adults go to debate..

Stop taking meth.

65 jaunte  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:55:15am

re: #61 Robur

..AND studies PROVE the DNA quote!

Link?

66 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:55:18am

re: #61 Robur

Sorry FAIL AGAIN!!! I have 20/20 vision there buhwheat. Again try acting like an adult and stop flinging derogatory remarks if you can or are you completely incapable of rational debate? Your attitude says no but I will give you the benefit of the doubt that you seem to refuse to give me..lets try acting like an adult ok..give it a try..AND studies PROVE the DNA quote! But then people like me who are informed must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous people such as I see here. I’m new here as you see but if all I’m going to have to deal with is this kind of crap from such rude people then I may as well go where the adults go to debate..

Bye, bye!!

67 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:56:52am

re: #55 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Meh. I do remember valentines day sucking for the really poor kids in my class, mostly the farm kids, when I was very young. They mostly had hand-made-on-construction paper cards that were nice but the class divide showed clearly.

I don’t think banning them is a good idea— kids are going to pick up on class no matter what— but I understand not wanting to have yet another opportunity for the poor kids to get humiliated.

I grew up in a poor house. My mom raised 3 kids waiting tables at a coffee shop and we still were able to bring Valentine cards to school. A box of about 50 cards goes for around 2 or 3 dollars today.

68 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:57:18am

re: #61 Robur

Do you have a mode other than “block of rant”?

Find one.

I shall now return to ignoring you.

69 Ghost of Tom Joad  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:57:26am

re: #61 Robur

Sorry FAIL AGAIN!!! I have 20/20 vision there buhwheat. Again try acting like an adult and stop flinging derogatory remarks if you can or are you completely incapable of rational debate? Your attitude says no but I will give you the benefit of the doubt that you seem to refuse to give me..lets try acting like an adult ok..give it a try..AND studies PROVE the DNA quote! But then people like me who are informed must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous people such as I see here. I’m new here as you see but if all I’m going to have to deal with is this kind of crap from such rude people then I may as well go where the adults go to debate..

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!

70 jaunte  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:58:32am
people like me who are informed must suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous people such as I see here

Are we still doing rotating titles?

71 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 10:59:23am

re: #49 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Thanks at least you were not too negative,sarcasm is at least somewhat better..keep trying it wont hurt that bad to be respectful and I will continue to respect you even if you wont.

72 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:01:18am

re: #70 jaunte

Are we still doing rotating titles?

This is my nominee:

the 68” riots at the Dem convention

73 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:01:23am

What an odd troll.

74 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:01:27am

re: #63 Shvaughn

Sparky and buhwheat are much better than gutter talk wouldn’t you agree!? I try to refrain from vulgarity as it is the first refuge of small minds and small vocabularies… have a nice unvulgar day.

75 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:02:03am

re: #71 Robur

Thanks at least you were not too negative,sarcasm is at least somewhat better..keep trying it wont hurt that bad to be respectful and I will continue to respect you even if you wont.

Let’s see your evidence that conservativism is in the DNA.

76 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:02:07am

re: #74 Robur

Sparky and buhwheat are much better than gutter talk wouldn’t you agree!? I try to refrain from vulgarity as it is the first refuge of small minds and small vocabularies… have a nice unvulgar day.

Fuck that shit.

77 jaunte  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:02:42am

re: #72 wrenchwench

the 68” riots at the Dem convention

That was a big-waisted riot.

78 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:02:44am

re: #74 Robur

Sparky and buhwheat are much better than gutter talk wouldn’t you agree!? I try to refrain from vulgarity as it is the first refuge of small minds and small vocabularies… have a nice unvulgar day.

Did you forget to take your meds today?

79 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:03:43am

re: #74 Robur

Sparky and buhwheat are much better than gutter talk wouldn’t you agree!? I try to refrain from vulgarity as it is the first refuge of small minds and small vocabularies… have a nice unvulgar day.

Sparky sounds like an incendiary device…

80 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:04:01am

re: #69 Ghost of Tom Joad

Sorry I do have full feeling in my testcles try again! Look I’m not going to kiss you peoples arses just to get along! You could at least try to act adult.

81 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:04:02am

re: #77 jaunte

That was a big-waisted riot.

Those were the riots that broke out when they put up a sign saying “Must be this tall to enter” and it was calibrated at 5’8”.

82 Ghost of Tom Joad  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:04:06am

re: #74 Robur

Sparky and buhwheat are much better than gutter talk wouldn’t you agree!? I try to refrain from vulgarity as it is the first refuge of small minds and small vocabularies… have a nice unvulgar day.

What is this “buhwheat” you keep speaking of. It sounds like Santorum-speak and it’s creeping out the locals.

83 jaunte  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:04:33am

re: #79 wrenchwench

Sparky sounds like an incendiary device…

Not that again!

84 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:05:02am

re: #80 Robur

Look I’m not going to kiss you peoples arses just to get along!

“Arses” is a vulgarity.

85 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:05:38am

re: #82 Ghost of Tom Joad

What is this “buhwheat” you keep speaking of. It sounds like Santorum-speak and it’s creeping out the locals.

It’s sort of like he wants to combine “Buckwheat” with “the blahs.”

86 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:06:02am

re: #80 Robur

Sorry I do have full feeling in my testcles try again! Look I’m not going to kiss you peoples arses just to get along! You could at least try to act adult.

Please refrain from talking about your private areas. TMI.

87 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:07:00am

re: #76 Shvaughn

Okay I’ll play the foul language game..I’m just trying to be respectful…a concept I find lacking here…Like I’ve said I like this site because you ARE allowed to use real world language..why must you people be so damned rude!?…Why?

88 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:07:49am

re: #87 Robur

Okay I’ll play the foul language game..I’m just trying to be respectful…a concept I find lacking here…Like I’ve said I like this site because you ARE allowed to use real world language..why must you people be so damned rude!?…Why?

Potty mouth!

89 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:09:06am

Ah, the I’m a condescending prick that says nothing in large, manifesto-y text blocks, but I didn’t use say something vulgar like shit bubble or buffalo wang, so I’m the reasonable party gambit. It’s been awhile since that’s come up.

90 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:09:37am

re: #87 Robur

Oh, yeah. Your #4 was full of respect.

91 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:09:51am

re: #86 NJDhockeyfan

Oh but it’s alright for all of YOU to be so familiar right!? and besides I’m not the one who typed the term “numbnuts” in a reply so the subject was brought up not by me..so don’t go there..can you say hypocricy?

92 Ghost of Tom Joad  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:11:15am

re: #91 Robur

Oh but it’s alright for all of YOU to be so familiar right!? and besides I’m not the one who typed the term “numbnuts” in a reply so the subject was brought up not by me..so don’t go there..can you say hypocricy?

If you didn’t get that and what it was in reference too…you need to exit your cave.

93 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:11:16am

re: #90 wrenchwench

Fire with Fire…

94 jaunte  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:11:47am

Substance untenable:
revert to Style.

95 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:13:27am

re: #93 Robur

Fire with Fire…

So, since you started with the rudeness, rudeness in return is justified? Then what are you complaining about?

96 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:13:53am

re: #80 Robur

Sorry I do have full feeling in my testcles try again! Look I’m not going to kiss you peoples arses just to get along! You could at least try to act adult.

Do you know how to act adult?

I can’t see it.

97 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:14:58am

I don’t even know what he’s trying to accomplish here.

98 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:15:26am

re: #92 Ghost of Tom Joad

It was a slight! and you know this.re: #85 Shvaughn

That was a grand fuck up wasn’t it? Saint Santorum really has no clue wouldn’t you agree?

99 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:20:55am

re: #97 Shvaughn

Trying to get all of you to realize that I’m not your enemy and that you have no idea who I am because none of you will even reply with something that is not degeratory, I’m doing my part but when all you get is slammed for no reason then what do you expect. As far as blocks of typing..I’m not that keyboard savy and not used to all the features of this site as far as fonts and structure..thats about it..Im a pencil on paper person..

100 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:22:04am

re: #95 wrenchwench

Don’t confuse rudeness for sarcasm…I’ll tag it as such from now on..

101 JeffFX  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:22:27am

re: #80 Robur

You act like a teen and have the nerve to project that on others. Sad.

102 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:24:30am

re: #82 Ghost of Tom Joad

Buh-Wheat..little rascals..Eddie Murphy Sat.Night Live..70’S

103 JeffFX  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:25:43am

re: #99 Robur

Act like a rage fueled moron, get treated like one.

104 Hippocracy (rule by horses)  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:26:57am

re: #102 Robur

Buh-Wheat..little rascals..Eddie Murphy Sat.Night Live..70’S

Image: stopdigging.jpg

105 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:29:10am

re: #103 JeffFX

Oh..Is THAT what you are doing?..Oh and thats a joke jeff..

106 JeffFX  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:36:17am

re: #105 Robur

Something is really wrong with you, but it is interesting to have a moonbat to make fun of instead of the usual wingnuts.

107 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:43:03am

re: #104 Shvaughn

Around here Buhwheat or Buckwheat is not derogatory or racist if thats what your inferring I didnt link to the site yet I’m at work, but around here it’s more of a mild dig said jokingly as a friendly dig. So if your trying to infer I’m racist then you would be wrong there,that is a mental problem I have never had, perish the thought…JeffFx..No No rage but then I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt…you don’t know me so I guess it’s easy to strike out..

108 Robur  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:44:53am

re: #106 JeffFX

See jeff there you go again…do you feel better now? …Sad..just sad.I’m on your side against the wingnuts!

109 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 11:54:09am

*sets glass of milk & plate of martyr cookies on table; exits and heads upstairs*

110 stabby  Thu, Feb 14, 2013 12:44:36pm

So family values includes bestiality now?

I’m waiting for a democratic pac to do a Rubio Bottle on this.

Maybe sell these for a donation.
NSFW

111 chadu  Fri, Feb 15, 2013 6:19:13pm
The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton.

That actually sounds kinda hot.


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