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1 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:35:51am

Of course now I need to look up Salsa dog.

2 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:40:39am

Salsa dog rules.

3 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:41:40am
4 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:43:51am

My kids are going to freak out when I show them the Salsa dog.

Wait, what were we talking about before?

5 Targetpractice  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:44:24am

re: #4 Kragar (Antichrist )

My kids are going to freak out when I show them the Salsa dog.

Wait, what were we talking about before?

I don’t know, something about a douchebag being the NRA’s spokesman.

6 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:45:31am

Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?

7 Eclectic Cyborg  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:46:23am
8 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:46:52am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?

Maybe they prefer the tango.

9 Targetpractice  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:49:50am

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

Get your tickets now! Titanic II to sail across Atlantic in a couple of years

Which is only the fifth time since I learned how to read that I’ve heard some millionaire or group of them announce plans to build a replica of the Titanic.

Ho-hum.

10 Lidane  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:51:46am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?

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11 engineer cat  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:55:42am

Stephen Colbert on the Dangers of Too Much

liberruls in general have a dangerous habit of propagating information, knowledge and training

most drones workers don’t have any need of more information, and things like college and training merely stimulate unproductive emotions in them

12 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:00:54pm
13 b_sharp  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:01:17pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?

People who can’t eat spicy food.

14 Targetpractice  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:03:31pm

re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )

Tell that to the money-changers…

15 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:07:17pm

Oh Bryan…

Women voting was also a crime and owing slaves was legal back then, but I suppose Bryan would like to see those brought back as well.

16 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:08:51pm

re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )

Oh Bryan…

Women voting was also a crime and owing slaves was legal back then, but I suppose Bryan would like to see those brought back as well.

He just outed himself as a reactionary. Yes, Bryan use 1787 laws in 2013. Bloody brilliant!//

17 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:09:49pm

re: #16 HappyWarrior

He just outed himself as a reactionary. Yes, Bryan use 1787 laws in 2013. Bloody brilliant!//

I wonder what favor his flavor of Protestant had at that time.

18 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:09:49pm

re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )

Yeah, it’s right there in the Bible, right after Jesus said it was okay to be a douche to your gay relatives.

19 erik_t  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:28pm

re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )

Oh Bryan…

Does he tweet about anything other than teh gayz? Like, anything at all? The obsession is really, really creepy.

20 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:56pm

re: #17 Feline Fearless Leader

I wonder what favor his flavor of Protestant had at that time.

I’m not sure. He’s some kind of Baptist isn’t he? Baptists at that time as evidenced by Jefferson’s famous letter to the Danbury Baptists were actually sympathetic to separation of church and state because they had recent memories of actually being oppressed by a state religion.

21 Lidane  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:59pm

re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )

Oh yeah. Total capitalist:

“All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”

Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” — Matthew 19: 20-24 (NIV)

22 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:11:15pm

re: #19 erik_t

Does he tweet about anything other than teh gayz? Like, anything at all? The obsession is really, really creepy.

He also misreads extreme weather reports as proof global warming isn’t happening.

23 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:11:24pm

re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )

Mala in se v. mala prohibita

How does that work.

24 Lidane  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:12:36pm

re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )

Know what else was a felony when the Founders were alive? Harboring an escaped slave. Also, the Air Force didn’t exist when the Constitution was written, so I guess we need to go and dismantle it now.

Derp.

25 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:13:19pm

re: #24 Lidane

Know what else was a felony when the Founders were alive? Harboring an escaped slave. Also, the Air Force didn’t exist when the Constitution was written, so I guess we need to go and dismantle it now.

Derp.

States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.

26 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:14:27pm

re: #25 Kragar (Antichrist )

States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.

That means he’s out. He’s based out of Idaho by way of Pluto originally.

27 Lidane  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:14:45pm

re: #25 Kragar (Antichrist )

States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.

It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.

28 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:19:56pm

re: #27 Lidane

It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.

Nah, Megacity One held 800 million.

29 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:20:52pm

re: #27 Lidane

It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.

I’ll be an Old Mexican instead of a New Mexican. Actually, I might be a New Spaniard, depending on how these reset things work.

30 b_sharp  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:22:53pm

re: #29 wrenchwench

I’ll be an Old Mexican instead of a New Mexican. Actually, I might be a New Spaniard, depending on how these reset things work.

They work like jump starting a car with a taser.

31 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:24:40pm
32 b_sharp  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:27:10pm

re: #31 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

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I use Axe to keep away flies.


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