Stephen Colbert on the Dangers of Too Much Knowledge About Guns
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:35:51am |
Of course now I need to look up Salsa dog.
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Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:41:40am |
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:43:51am |
My kids are going to freak out when I show them the Salsa dog.
Wait, what were we talking about before?
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Targetpractice Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:44:24am |
re: #4 Kragar (Antichrist )
My kids are going to freak out when I show them the Salsa dog.
Wait, what were we talking about before?
I don’t know, something about a douchebag being the NRA’s spokesman.
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Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:45:31am |
Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?
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Eclectic Cyborg Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:46:23am |
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:46:52am |
re: #6 Charles Johnson
Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?
Maybe they prefer the tango.
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Targetpractice Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:49:50am |
re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg
Get your tickets now! Titanic II to sail across Atlantic in a couple of years
Which is only the fifth time since I learned how to read that I’ve heard some millionaire or group of them announce plans to build a replica of the Titanic.
Ho-hum.
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Lidane Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:51:46am |
re: #6 Charles Johnson
Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?
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engineer cat Tue, Feb 26, 2013 11:55:42am |
Stephen Colbert on the Dangers of Too Much
liberruls in general have a dangerous habit of propagating information, knowledge and training
most drones workers don’t have any need of more information, and things like college and training merely stimulate unproductive emotions in them
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:00:54pm |
Jesus was a capitalist: youtu.be/Jz9bf3t38Ro via @youtube— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) February 26, 2013
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b_sharp Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:01:17pm |
re: #6 Charles Johnson
Salsa dog has 134 dislikes on YouTube? How can anyone dislike Salsa Dog?
People who can’t eat spicy food.
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Targetpractice Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:03:31pm |
re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )
Tell that to the money-changers…
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:07:17pm |
Oh Bryan…
Homosexual marriage cannot possibly be a constitutional right. Sodomy was a felony at the time Constitution was enacted.— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) February 26, 2013
Women voting was also a crime and owing slaves was legal back then, but I suppose Bryan would like to see those brought back as well.
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HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:08:51pm |
re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )
Oh Bryan…
Women voting was also a crime and owing slaves was legal back then, but I suppose Bryan would like to see those brought back as well.
He just outed himself as a reactionary. Yes, Bryan use 1787 laws in 2013. Bloody brilliant!//
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Feline Fearless Leader Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:09:49pm |
re: #16 HappyWarrior
He just outed himself as a reactionary. Yes, Bryan use 1787 laws in 2013. Bloody brilliant!//
I wonder what favor his flavor of Protestant had at that time.
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HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:09:49pm |
re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )
Yeah, it’s right there in the Bible, right after Jesus said it was okay to be a douche to your gay relatives.
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erik_t Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:28pm |
re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )
Oh Bryan…
Does he tweet about anything other than teh gayz? Like, anything at all? The obsession is really, really creepy.
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HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:56pm |
re: #17 Feline Fearless Leader
I wonder what favor his flavor of Protestant had at that time.
I’m not sure. He’s some kind of Baptist isn’t he? Baptists at that time as evidenced by Jefferson’s famous letter to the Danbury Baptists were actually sympathetic to separation of church and state because they had recent memories of actually being oppressed by a state religion.
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Lidane Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:10:59pm |
re: #12 Kragar (Antichrist )
Oh yeah. Total capitalist:
“All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”
Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” — Matthew 19: 20-24 (NIV)
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:11:15pm |
re: #19 erik_t
Does he tweet about anything other than teh gayz? Like, anything at all? The obsession is really, really creepy.
He also misreads extreme weather reports as proof global warming isn’t happening.
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Lidane Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:12:36pm |
re: #15 Kragar (Antichrist )
Know what else was a felony when the Founders were alive? Harboring an escaped slave. Also, the Air Force didn’t exist when the Constitution was written, so I guess we need to go and dismantle it now.
Derp.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:13:19pm |
re: #24 Lidane
Know what else was a felony when the Founders were alive? Harboring an escaped slave. Also, the Air Force didn’t exist when the Constitution was written, so I guess we need to go and dismantle it now.
Derp.
States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.
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HappyWarrior Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:14:27pm |
re: #25 Kragar (Antichrist )
States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.
That means he’s out. He’s based out of Idaho by way of Pluto originally.
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Lidane Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:14:45pm |
re: #25 Kragar (Antichrist )
States 14-50 are pretty much screwed.
It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:19:56pm |
re: #27 Lidane
It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.
Nah, Megacity One held 800 million.
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wrenchwench Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:20:52pm |
re: #27 Lidane
It’s going to be a bitch cramming everyone in this country back into the original 13 Colonies.
I’ll be an Old Mexican instead of a New Mexican. Actually, I might be a New Spaniard, depending on how these reset things work.
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b_sharp Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:22:53pm |
re: #29 wrenchwench
I’ll be an Old Mexican instead of a New Mexican. Actually, I might be a New Spaniard, depending on how these reset things work.
They work like jump starting a car with a taser.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Tue, Feb 26, 2013 12:24:40pm |
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