Tech Note: LGF Pages Can Now Be Scheduled for Automatic Posting

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At LGF, we’ve long had the ability to schedule our front page articles for future posting, and now the new version of our LGF Pages posting app has the same ability. (In fact, it’s more polished than the feature in our admin app; I’m a bit jealous.)

First, if it wasn’t obvious, you need to have an LGF account and be signed into it for any of the following to make sense, so let’s just assume that’s already been done.

Here’s what the posting window looks like now, after selecting some text in a Washington Post article, clicking the bookmarklet, and editing some of the fields:

The new scheduling feature is in the set of controls at the bottom right — the checkbox labeled “Schedule,” oddly enough. If you click it, the “Publish” and “Save as Draft” radio buttons will vanish and be replaced with a text field and our date/time picker, which looks like this:

When you first enable the Schedule feature, the time is set to the current date, 1 hour ahead. Use the calendar and time picker features to set your desired posting date and time, in California Pacific time.

Notice that the “Submit” button now has an asterisk in it, to remind you that this Page is scheduled and won’t be posted right away.

On our server, scheduled Pages are published by a script that runs every five minutes. So be aware that the Page will probably not be published at the exact time you specify, but within a five minute window starting at that time.

Another new feature is on the other side of that bottom right control panel; in the screenshot above you see a checkbox labeled “Tweet” that controls whether this Page will be automatically posted on Twitter at the same time as it’s published at LGF.

The field labeled “Text” below that is a new feature, that lets you edit the text that will actually appear in your tweet. When you open the posting window, this field is a copy of the title field. But if you click inside it and type, you’ll see a small green checkbox appear next to it, like this:

When the checkbox appears, the “Text” field is no longer a copy of the title, and you can edit it to say whatever you’d like to appear in your tweet.

The “Tags” field below that is for any Twitter hashtags you’d like to include. To the right of the “Tags” field is the number of characters left in the tweet (Twitter’s maximum is 140 characters, as everyone in the universe probably knows.)

And there’s another new feature; if you have not connected your Twitter account to your LGF account in the “Account Settings” page yet, the left side of the bottom panel will look like this instead, with a button to let you easily sign in to Twitter for automatic tweeting of your Pages:

Clicking the button brings up the standard Twitter authorization window that you’ve probably seen before:

Authorize the LGF Connect app, and you’re all set; the window will close and the tweeting features will now appear in place of the prompt and “Connect to Twitter” button.

In order to make everything work we had to change the LGF Pages bookmarklet, so you’ll need to delete the old one from your browser’s bookmark bar, and then reinstall the new one by dragging the “LGF Pages” button (which has the new code) in our right sidebar to your bookmark bar.

Here’s the actual bookmarklet Javascript code; note that you can adjust the window’s width and height to fit your screen by editing the values in the section: “width=670,height=820”.

javascript:(function()%7Bvar%20s=(document.selection)?escape(document.selection.createRange().text):escape(document.getSelection());void(lgfwindow=window.open('http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/lgf-postpage.php?s='+s.replace(/%5C+/g,'%252B')+'&u='+escape(location.href)+'&t='+escape(document.title),'_blank','width=670,height=820,scrollbars=1,status=1,resizable=1'));lgfwindow.focus();%7D());

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416 comments
1 SpaceJesus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:09:03pm

what if articles start posting themselves

2 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:10:29pm

re: #1 SpaceJesus

what if articles start posting themselves

How do you know they aren’t already?

3 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:11:58pm

You’re still working on this? I don’t have any button on my create a page, page.

4 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:12:17pm

i have an irrational love of drop shadows

5 PhillyPretzel  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:13:38pm

Thank you Charles for some more cool tools.

6 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:15:17pm

re: #3 Gus

If you have a direct link to the posting script, notice that the filename has changed from lgf-postlink.php to lgf-postpage.php.

7 SpaceJesus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:16:07pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

o__O

8 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:17:26pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

If you have a direct link to the posting script, notice that the filename has changed from lgf-postlink.php to lgf-postpage.php.

Oy, it’s OK. My mind was wandering again. Whew.

9 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:19:07pm

On our server, scheduled Pages are published by a script that runs every five minutes. So be aware that the Page will probably not be published at the exact time you specify, but within a five minute window starting at that time.

10 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:20:41pm
11 SpaceJesus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:21:23pm

re: #10 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

eh

12 Political Atheist  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:22:04pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

On our server, scheduled Pages are published by a script that runs every five minutes. So be aware that the Page will probably not be published at the exact time you specify, but within a five minute window starting at that time.

And it’s not visible in the dashboard until it posts, so don’t think it’s not in there anyone. This is really cool and it works well. I scheduled a couple today and it just works. Thanks for a great feature Charles.

13 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:22:36pm

re: #10 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

rimshots will cost you $34 apiece

14 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:24:12pm

Bloomberg’s idiotic supersize soft drink law was struck down. Saw that coming. Nice waste of time and money.

15 PhillyPretzel  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:27:59pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Bloomberg ought to read some history maybe then he would learn you cannot legislate social behavior. Prohibition proved that.

16 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:28:30pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Bloomberg’s idiotic supersize soft drink law was struck down. Saw that coming. Nice waste of time and money.

It also made no sense. No sugary soft drinks but no limit on beer, or Starbucks super-creamy frothy whipped mocha macchiato latte.

I think HFCS should be removed from all processed foods, but the food industry and the government have too much invested in it.

17 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:30:52pm

Bloomberg Legislates Limits On Heroin Fixes To Cut Down On ODs Handled By City Emergency Rooms

considering monitoring amounts ripped off in 3-card-monte games on times square

18 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:32:07pm

I remembered a thing I’d like to see changed for posting Pages. Right now the shortcut for quotes for comments is ctrl-u, and for Pages it’s ctrl-q. Needless to say, I get them mixed up. Can they both be the same? I don’t care which.

19 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:35:20pm

re: #18 wrenchwench

I remembered a thing I’d like to see changed for posting Pages. Right now the shortcut for quotes for comments is ctrl-u, and for Pages it’s ctrl-q. Needless to say, I get them mixed up. Can they both be the same? I don’t care which.

OK, they’re now both set to ctrl-u. I never liked ctrl-q because it’s too much like a “quit” command.

20 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:37:03pm

I was going to put a forum up on my business server and transfer the few posts I have on elephantdung to it. With all the improvements going on here I think I’ll not bother and just start posting here again.

I’m a sucker for toys.

21 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:37:39pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

OK, they’re now both set to ctrl-u. I never liked ctrl-q because it’s too much like a “quit” command.

Yay!

Thanks.

bbl

Image: h61E2C109.jpg

22 b_sharp  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:38:33pm

re: #21 wrenchwench

Yay!

Thanks.

bbl

Image: h61E2C109.jpg

I think that’s dog poo.

23 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:40:04pm

re: #10 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Incidentally, both made money by fucking people.

24 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:40:22pm

By the way, another nice little feature I forgot to mention is that in the “Tags” field of your tweet, you don’t need to include the ‘#’ hash symbol. Just type the words followed by spaces - if the hash symbols aren’t there, they’ll be added automagically.

25 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:41:04pm

re: #22 b_sharp

I think that’s dog poo.

Which you can’t smell in the winter, ‘cause it’s frozen.

Later.

26 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:41:53pm

So lesbianism is like living in Texas?
/

27 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:43:29pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Bloomberg’s idiotic supersize soft drink law was struck down. Saw that coming. Nice waste of time and money.

You have purchased a bottle of soda water. It comes with a free bottle of cola syrup. Whatever, you do, don’t mix them together.

28 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:46:41pm

Just found out G. Gordon Liddy starred as a bad guy in a Robocop ripoff. Saw the VHS at a local thrift store.

29 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:48:18pm

re: #26 Kragar (Antichrist )

So lesbianism is like living in Texas?
/

What’s STDS?

30 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:50:09pm

re: #29 austin_blue

What’s STDS?

Sexually Transmitted Derp Syndrome

31 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:50:28pm

The little guys? Its a national chain and In-N-Out has a much better burger and doesn’t drown their fries in oil.

32 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:51:04pm

re: #29 austin_blue

What’s STDS?

Did you miss your abstinence only sex ed class?

33 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:52:20pm

re: #30 Vicious Babushka

Sexually Transmitted Derp Syndrome

Aha! So Bryan Fischer is a lesbian!

34 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:53:05pm

re: #32 Kragar (Antichrist )

Did you miss your abstinence only sex ed class?

In the abstinence-only class, the preferred term is not STD but Jesus Anger Mark, JAM.

35 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:54:53pm

re: #34 The Ghost of a Flea

In the abstinence-only class, the preferred term is not STD but Jesus Anger Mark, JAM.

But I like JAM, especially on crumpets…

36 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:56:23pm

Wow, a pro-secession argument going on downstairs. I haven’t heard a good old fashioned seecesh since the old Usenet days of alt.war.civil.usa. That was practically the 1860’s of the Internet.

37 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:58:34pm

re: #36 Vicious Babushka

Wow, a pro-secession argument going on downstairs. I haven’t heard a good old fashioned seecesh since the old Usenet days of alt.war.civil.usa. That was practically the 1860’s of the Internet.

Wait…what? Our own fabulous Governor Goodhair is posting on LGF?

38 EPR-radar  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:59:00pm

re: #36 Vicious Babushka

Wow, a pro-secession argument going on downstairs. I haven’t heard a good old fashioned seecesh since the old Usenet days of alt.war.civil.usa. That was practically the 1860’s of the Internet.

It is tempting to assume the seceding states would be 100% wingnuts who nobody would miss. Reality wouldn’t work that way, making secession a non-starter.

39 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:59:26pm

re: #36 Vicious Babushka

Wow, a pro-secession argument going on downstairs. I haven’t heard a good old fashioned seecesh since the old Usenet days of alt.war.civil.usa. That was practically the 1860’s of the Internet.

Yeah, secession will fix all their problems.
/

40 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:59:43pm

re: #23 The Ghost of a Flea

Once upon a time I used to think Giorgio Moroder and Ron Jeremy were the same person.

41 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 5:59:58pm

re: #38 EPR-radar

It is tempting to assume the seceding states would be 100% wingnuts who nobody would miss. Reality wouldn’t work that way, making secession a non-starter.

Yeah, funny how reality keeps getting in the way.

42 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:00:58pm

Excellent upgrade to the Pages. Gracias, Carlos.

OT - In the Leaned Something New on the Internet Today category: Who knew that Honduras has a Gracias a Dios Department? ;)

43 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:02:33pm

re: #40 dragonath

Once upon a time I used to think Giorgio Moroder and Ron Jeremy were the same person.

i suppose it depends on which angle you are looking at them from

44 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:06:53pm

BEWARE OF THE DOG

i am warned there is a dog i must beware of

BEWARE OF DOG

beware of you mean, like, the quality of DOG in the abstract?

45 kirkspencer  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:18:20pm

re: #31 Kragar (Antichrist )

The little guys? Its a national chain and In-N-Out has a much better burger and doesn’t drown their fries in oil.

This claim keeps being raised by different organizations. Then the numbers get examined, and the owner/franshisee crawls back.

This one’s particularly nasty. The owner tried to escape the law by listing each of his restaurants as a single business. Got told no, he owned them they counted together. He’s crying because to cover it he’d have to pay the profits (not revenues) from one store to cover the eight.

Think about that a minute. Providing insurance means his bank account only increases $420,000 instead of $480,000.

But he’s talking of firing employees or cutting hours. Or raising prices on everything. He can afford it, it just means he loses 1/8 of his income. Just for comparison, if the workers get $10 per hour (they don’t, but just for measure) it means he gets 21 times what his employees get instead of 24 times.

waaah.

46 lawhawk  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:20:44pm

re: #45 kirkspencer

And there’s the added bonus that with a healthier workforce he’d be able to have less interruptions due to illness, higher quality product, and more professional staffing.

47 EPR-radar  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:21:00pm

re: #45 kirkspencer

They have to scream like stuck pigs at every imposition. This helps to distract from the rather small size of the impositions.

48 kirkspencer  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:24:08pm

re: #44 engineer cat

BEWARE OF THE DOG

i am warned there is a dog i must beware of

BEWARE OF DOG

beware of you mean, like, the quality of DOG in the abstract?

You forgot

BEWARE DOG

Should dogs beware of us?

Meanwhile, a bark, a lick, perhaps a growl, all remind us that while all philosophy has its place, for most pragmatism is sufficient. Or at least likely to allow later consideration.

49 EPR-radar  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:24:27pm

re: #44 engineer cat

BEWARE OF THE DOG

i am warned there is a dog i must beware of

BEWARE OF DOG

beware of you mean, like, the quality of DOG in the abstract?

Beware of the Platonic essence of DOG. //too much time reading philosophy

50 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:24:52pm

Working on this LGF Pages upgrade, I also made a big breakthrough in understanding and implementing the OAuth system used by Twitter (and lots of others) for user authentication. One of those moments when all the puzzle pieces suddenly fall together and make sense.

51 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:46:29pm

few people have heard of the 18th and 19th marx bros, zepto and yocto

52 makeitstop  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:53:01pm

re: #40 dragonath

Once upon a time I used to think Giorgio Moroder and Ron Jeremy were the same person.

Their respective soundtracks were quite the same.

53 Killgore Trout  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 6:58:47pm

The rise of Rand Paul has been brought to you by drones and decades of anti-government paranoia.
“You’re welcome”
/robot voice

54 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:00:54pm

Here is what the pro-seecesh think:

NO MOAR INCOME TAXES!
NO MINIMUM WAGE!
NO SOCIAL SECURITY!
NO UNIONS!
NO POLICE!
NO FIRE DEPARTMENT!
GUNZ FOR EVERYBODY!
LET’S KIDNAP PEOPLE AND FORCE THEM TO WORK FOR FREE!
OH SHIT THEY HAVE GUNZ!!!!!!

55 Decatur Deb  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:00:58pm

So we can keep posting boob-pun threads after we’re dead? Sweet.

56 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:06:15pm

With Woeful Approval Rating, Pa. Gov. Corbett’s Re-Election Hopes Look Dim

The latest survey from Democratic-leaning Public Policy Polling showed a mere 33 percent of Keystone State voters approving of the job Corbett is doing. Fifty-eight percent said they disapprove of Corbett. Moreover, the first-term Republican received equally low marks, or worse, for his performance in specific areas. On Corbett’s handling of the sex abuse scandal at Penn State University, 58 percent of voters said they disapprove. An even larger portion of the state — 67 percent — said they disapprove of his plan to privatize the state’s lottery.

His approval rating among GOP voters is negative, with 43 percent of Republicans in the state approving of his job performance to 45 percent who disapprove.

57 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:08:36pm

And for those interested, two dynamite articles in today’s NYT Science section:

Tech!

www.nytimes.com

Evolution!

www.nytimes.com

58 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:08:50pm
59 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:12:44pm

DERP. FAIL.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish.

60 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:18:02pm
61 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:18:54pm

Needs drop shadow.

62 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:21:36pm

re: #60 Gus

Well, we probably wouldn’t use B-52 on the neo-seecesh, that is old tech. How about an AR-15 to scale next to a drone?

63 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:23:24pm

WOW THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CLASSY! THE CULTURE JUST ROLLS OFF THEM.

64 jaunte  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:24:56pm

re: #61 Gus

Needs drop shadow.

Image: dropshadowforGus.jpg

65 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:26:04pm

blocked & deleted tweet

66 lawhawk  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:30:40pm
67 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:37:23pm

re: #63 Vicious Babushka

I think even James Joyce would have a hard time trying to understand most twitter feeds.

68 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:40:14pm

re: #31 Kragar (Antichrist )

The little guys? Its a national chain and In-N-Out has a much better burger and doesn’t drown their fries in oil.

The man in question is a franchisee, just like the owners of the three Chic-Fil-As in Cook County.

69 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:42:33pm
70 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:43:50pm

re: #60 Gus

AR-15s can, however, be used to take and hold ground. B-52s cannot. They can carry weapons that can ruin a given area effectively forever, but they cannot hold that area.

71 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:44:57pm

re: #69 Gus

But the fate of a political party is not only what is in jeopardy. Historian Paul Johnson knows something about why nations fail, and he says one reason is the acceptance of homosexuality.

Johnson’s book, The Quest for God, laments that Western society made a huge mistake by decriminalizing homosexuality and thinking that acceptance of the lifestyle on a basic level would satisfy its practitioners. He wrote, “Decriminalization made it possible for homosexuals to organize openly into a powerful lobby, and it thus became a mere platform from which further demands were launched.” It became, he says, a “monster in our midst, powerful and clamoring, flexing its muscles, threatening, vengeful and vindictive towards anyone who challenges its outrageous claims, and bent on making fundamental—and to most of us horrifying—changes to civilized patterns of sexual behavior.”

Whoa

72 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:45:52pm

But Molon Labe, whatever

73 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:53:54pm

re: #70 Dark_Falcon

AR-15s can, however, be used to take and hold ground. B-52s cannot. They can carry weapons that can ruin a given area effectively forever, but they cannot hold that area.

Meh. Their crazed JBS scenarios involve FEMA camps, 1.6 billion bullets for DHS, gun confiscations, death panels, MRAPs patrolling the streets. All done by imaginary Generalisimo Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Anything is possible when chiding these obsessives. :D

74 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:55:21pm

re: #73 Gus

Meh. Their crazed JBS scenarios involve FEMA camps, 1.6 billion bullets for DHS, gun confiscations, death panels, MRAPs patrolling the streets. All done by imaginary Generalisimo Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Anything is possible when chiding these obsessives. :D

Yes, but I’m more reality-minded.

75 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:56:43pm

re: #71 dragonath

Whoa

Image: cliff_kincaid.jpg

76 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:58:41pm

re: #75 Gus

Image: cliff_kincaid.jpg

He seems nice.

77 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:58:50pm

re: #75 Gus

Eep, don’t eat me Cliff

78 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:58:53pm

re: #74 Dark_Falcon

Yes, but I’m more reality-minded.

So am I. Just funnin’ with the nuts.

79 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 7:59:57pm

What I’d do to have a disco themed furry convention across from CPAC.

80 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:00:43pm

re: #71 dragonath

Whoa

“Johnson’s book, The Quest for God, laments that Western society made a huge mistake by decriminalizing homosexuality and thinking that acceptance of the lifestyle on a basic level would satisfy its practitioners. He wrote, “Decriminalization made it possible for homosexuals to organize openly into a powerful lobby, and it thus became a mere platform from which further demands were launched.” It became, he says, a “monster in our midst, powerful and clamoring, flexing its muscles, threatening, vengeful and vindictive towards anyone who challenges its outrageous claims, and bent on making fundamental—and to most of us horrifying—changes to civilized patterns of sexual behavior.”

Today, this monster wants to impose itself on our children in the schools and even the Boy Scouts of America.”

No shit! These perverts should be damned to the last circle of hell for wanting equal protection under the law as guaranteed by the Constitution as citizen’s of the United States of America!

“Ice cream, Mandrake. Little children’s ice cream.”

81 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:02:41pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

He seems nice.

Too much Vicodin probably. Or Oxycontin.

82 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:03:58pm

The not-so funny aspect of the paranoids is their fuzzy distinction between agents of the government and civilians that aren’t on their side…also the way the self-defense narrative blends into a greedy anticipation of retaliatory violence.

83 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:04:02pm

re: #80 austin_blue

“Johnson’s book, The Quest for God, laments that Western society made a huge mistake by decriminalizing homosexuality and thinking that acceptance of the lifestyle on a basic level would satisfy its practitioners. He wrote, “Decriminalization made it possible for homosexuals to organize openly into a powerful lobby, and it thus became a mere platform from which further demands were launched.” It became, he says, a “monster in our midst, powerful and clamoring, flexing its muscles, threatening, vengeful and vindictive towards anyone who challenges its outrageous claims, and bent on making fundamental—and to most of us horrifying—changes to civilized patterns of sexual behavior.”

Today, this monster wants to impose itself on our children in the schools and even the Boy Scouts of America.”

No shit! These perverts should be damned to the last circle of hell for wanting equal protection under the law as guaranteed by the Constitution as citizen’s of the United States of America!

“Ice cream, Mandrake. Little children’s ice cream.”

Well, O-7s are Upper Management and Upper Management has been known to sometimes lose sight of reality. :D

84 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:05:21pm

By the way, Cliff Kincaid used to email me, regularly, when he thought I was on his fucked-up side.

85 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:06:17pm

re: #80 austin_blue

“Johnson’s book, The Quest for God, laments that Western society made a huge mistake by decriminalizing homosexuality and thinking that acceptance of the lifestyle on a basic level would satisfy its practitioners. He wrote, “Decriminalization made it possible for homosexuals to organize openly into a powerful lobby, and it thus became a mere platform from which further demands were launched.” It became, he says, a “monster in our midst, powerful and clamoring, flexing its muscles, threatening, vengeful and vindictive towards anyone who challenges its outrageous claims, and bent on making fundamental—and to most of us horrifying—changes to civilized patterns of sexual behavior.”

So the guy that wrote the Onion piece “Why do these gay guys keep sucking my cock?” went on to do public policy work. Good to know.

86 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:07:08pm

Considering NewsMax has links with the Accuracy in Media guys, I find it pretty damn shameful some “liberal” sites have paid links to their site. Wonkette and Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire come to mind.

87 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:12:15pm

Damn those homosexuals and their smooth, taut abs, that so invite caressing.

88 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:14:17pm

Did you know that there is a close relationship between Islamofascists and environmentalists? No kidding!

Rep. Keith Ellison, the Muslim Congressman from Minnesota who shed tears in protest over the congressional hearings on the growing radicalization of Muslims in the U.S., wrote the foreword to a book entitled Green Deen: What Islam Teaches about Protecting the Planet. In Arabic, “deen” means religious creed. The author of Green Deen is Ibrahim Abdul Matin. He wrote his book to demonstrate that there is a close relationship between Islam and modern environmentalism.

However, no matter how green a Muslim may or may not be, by definition, the caliphate must still be an Islamic theocratic state under the dominion of Allah.

As opposed to Paula Deen, the worship of Fried Butter Balls

89 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:15:58pm

re: #88 dragonath

Did you know that there is a close relationship between Islamofascists and environmentalists? No kidding!

As opposed to Paula Deen, the worship of Fried Butter Balls

That last line comes across as hostile and snarky.

90 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:17:49pm

re: #88 dragonath

Did you know that there is a close relationship between Islamofascists and environmentalists? No kidding!

As opposed to Paula Deen, the worship of Fried Butter Balls

Black Socialist Pope to Follow Black Socialist President?

Another American Pope Candidate Embraces the Far-left

91 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:20:38pm

Black Socialists… they’re everywhere

92 Single-handed sailor  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:27:37pm

re: #91 dragonath

Black Socialists… they’re everywhere

That’s why I want mine in blue metal flake.

93 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:28:31pm

re: #88 dragonath

Did you know that there is a close relationship between Islamofascists and environmentalists? No kidding!

As opposed to Paula Deen, the worship of Fried Butter Balls

Mark Musser

Enviro Baalism - Baal Nature Worship

AKA Weirdo.

94 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:28:43pm

Black Socialist?

Nope. Chuck Testa.

95 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:29:09pm

re: #93 Gus

Welcome to the WTF-of-the-Month Book Club

Nazi Oaks

Unbeknownst to many, the highway to modern environmentalism passed through Nazi Germany. By 1935, the Third Reich was the greenest regime on the planet. Many scholars have rightly focused on Nazi racism over the years, but have often failed to notice that German Social Darwinism was rooted in ecology. What the Nazis derogatively labeled “the Eternal Jew,” the Jew who tried to overcome nature through international commercialism and cosmopolitanism, was specifically targeted. It is thus no coincidence that sweeping Nazi environmental legislation preceded the racially charged anti-Semitic Nuremberg Laws. Furthermore, the quest for Lebensraum in the East, was far more than just another form of colonial expansionism. It was also a sinister eco-imperial plan designed to Germanize the landscape by removing populations of people who were unsuited to their environment, and by turning it into a beautiful natural park for the future health of the German race.

96 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:31:38pm

re: #95 dragonath

Welcome to the WTF-of-the-Month Book Club

Some Nazis were environmentalists. Ergo, all environmentalists are Nazis.

You know who else liked salad?

97 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:33:19pm

re: #95 dragonath

Welcome to the WTF-of-the-Month Book Club

Calling Mr. Godwin!

98 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:33:51pm

You know who else liked public highways?

99 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:34:26pm
However innocent some green Muslims and environmentalists may or may not be in this whole ecological experiment that America is increasingly rushing headlong into, ratcheting up secular problems with apocalyptic concerns and solutions will only feed radicalism and religious fervor. It also draws in the naïve and unsuspecting to do things that they would not normally do. By apocalypticizing their worries and concerns, environmentalists have managed to take something as banal and neutral as handling natural resources and have turned it into a gigantic worldwide ethic of ecological social justice requiring immediate action that now is even beginning to draw in the Muslims as well.
100 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:36:16pm

I will now rant apolitically against the apocalyptic environmentalists. And, Muslims.

101 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:36:40pm

re: #96 Gus

re: #98 Gus

Hitler!

102 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:37:20pm
103 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:38:31pm

Sheesh. 50 million. Think I’ll go sleep on a snow drift.

104 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:38:45pm

Stalin and Mao loved rapid industrialization with utter and flagrant disregard for pollution and worker safety. They also let millions of people starve.

Obviously, to save us from Socialism, we need to do the opposite.

105 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:39:27pm

re: #99 Gus

I liked this part

…he still prefaces his entire book with the idea that “the earth is a mosque.” This means that the environmental holism being espoused by Matin must necessarily be subject to Allah’s totalitarian authority over the earth. In other words, environmental holism and Islamic totalitarianism go hand in hand in Matin’s Green Deen.

Secret Conquest

If the entire earth is a mosque, as Matin maintains, then Allah’s boundaries are boundless, and this means that simultaneously Americans must live under the theocratic dictates of Allah, and environmentalism can easily be used alongside Sharia law to help bring America to its knees under Islamic jihadist control.

I’m sure this guy has no problems with worldwide christian domination symbolized by the globus cruciger

106 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:41:00pm
107 makeitstop  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:41:10pm

My wife showed me this piece on Slate…

Regrettable - The troubling things I learned when I re-reported Bob Woodward’s book on John Belushi.

It may go a ways to explain what happened with the Gene Sperling ‘threat’ episode.

Wired is an infuriating piece of work. There’s a reason Woodward’s critics consistently come off as hysterical ninnies: He doesn’t make Jonah Lehrer–level mistakes. There’s never a smoking gun like an outright falsehood or a brazen ethical breach. And yet, in the final product, a lot of what Woodward writes comes off as being not quite right—some of it to the point where it can feel quite wrong. There’s no question that he frequently ferrets out information that other reporters don’t. But getting the scoop is only part of the equation. Once you have the facts, you have to present those facts in context and in proportion to other facts in order to accurately reflect reality. It’s here that Woodward fails.

Over and over during the course of my reporting I’d hear a story that conflicted with Woodward’s account in Wired. I’d say, “Aha! I’ve got him!” I’d run back to Woodward’s index, look up the offending passage, and realize that, well, no, he’d put down the mechanics of the story more or less as they’d happened. But he’d so mangled the meaning and the context that his version had nothing to do with what I concluded had actually transpired.

An interesting article. Kinda long, but worth the read.

108 The Ghost of a Flea  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:42:30pm

re: #105 dragonath

I liked this part

I’m sure this guy has no problems with worldwide christian domination symbolized by the globus cruciger

I remember when Jesus said, “blessed are the dioxins leached into water system, and even smallest ppm of acetone in the air.”

109 darthstar  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:44:06pm

Autoposting? Hello, air-tight alibi! Nope…it wasn’t me who let the air out of all the Republicans’ tires…

110 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:46:35pm
111 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:47:30pm

re: #109 darthstar

Autoposting? Hello, air-tight alibi! Nope…it wasn’t me who let the air out of all the Republicans’ tires…

You mess with my dad’s tires and they’ll find you floating in the Des Plaines River, Darth.

/Not to be taken seriously.

112 darthstar  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:49:10pm

re: #111 Dark_Falcon

You mess with my dad’s tires and they’ll find you floating in the Des Plaines River, Darth.

/Not to be taken seriously.

Des Plaines, Des Plaines!

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113 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:52:11pm

re: #96 Gus

Some Nazis were environmentalists. Ergo, all environmentalists are Nazis.

You know who else liked salad?

post hoc propter adolph

114 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:53:01pm

re: #112 darthstar

Herve Villechaize, also known as King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension!

115 Political Atheist  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:53:17pm

By any chance has anyone online here gotten any experience livestreaming or podcasting with a wifi camera feed? Or maybe HDMI from the camera to the streaming computer? I’d like to use my GoPro, but they don’t have windows software. My livestream seems to only see my laptop camera not the GoPro. I have a gap to fill somehow.

116 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 8:58:37pm
117 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:01:22pm
118 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:02:39pm

re: #69 Gus

That was really severe fucking crazy, and evil.

119 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:05:03pm
120 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:09:40pm

re: #95 dragonath

Welcome to the WTF-of-the-Month Book Club

Holy shit! That’s far beyond weapon’s grade derp. That is messages from another dimension.

121 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:11:06pm

re: #119 Dark_Falcon

Good stuff, but the “Ammo Meme” continues its progress.

Nucking futz. Every once in a while I’ll run into some of the gun nuts that think this conspiracy stuff is crazy too. There is hope. Like that list shows DHS includes a lot of other agencies. That requires a lot of ammo training. The contract include yearly options. The DOD was getting 1.6 billion rounds per year (oddly enough, hmmm) during the Iraq War years.

122 Mentis Fugit  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:14:16pm

re: #98 Gus

You know who else liked public highways?

Oo, oo, I know!

It’s on the tip of my tongue.

Real German-sounding name.

I got it! I got it!

EISENHOWER!

123 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:15:25pm

Don’t forget to tip your bartender. Or at least shake his hand after your speech.

[…]

The man, who tended bar for a company that catered to a high-end clientele, had previously worked at a fundraiser at a home where Clinton spoke. After Clinton addressed guests, the man recalled, the former president came back to the kitchen and thanked the staff, the waiters, the bartenders, the busboys, and everyone else involved in putting the event together. He shook hands, took photos, signed autographs, and praised the meal — all characteristic of the former president.

When the bartender learned he would be working at Romney’s fundraiser, his first thought was to bring his camera, in case he had a chance to get a photo with the presidential candidate.

Romney, of course, did not speak to any of the staff, bussers or waiters. He was late to the event, and rushed out. He told his dinner guests that the event was off the record, but never bothered to repeat the admonition to the people working there.

One of them had brought along a Canon camera. He set it on the bar and hit the record button.

[…]

124 wrenchwench  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:25:52pm

[…]

Randall Jennings, 65 of Mira Loma, was found by school staff dead at his desk as his students lined up outside the classroom ready to begin their learning day.

Jennings was last seen at the school after classes had been released for the day on Friday, March 8th, by another school employee, according to police.

Police say Jennings wife reported him missing to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department Monday morning.

The Riverside Sheriff’s Office contacted the Fontana Police Department asking them to check for Jennings in the vicinity of the school.

[…]

… foul play is not suspected.

Read more: www.sbsun.com

125 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:31:55pm

re: #89 Dark_Falcon

That last line comes across as hostile and snarky.

I don’t know, DF. They serve deep fried butter sticks at the Texas State Fair. Outside of a few individuals who suffer spontaneous miocardial infarctions, they appear to be quite popular.

126 kirkspencer  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:33:27pm

re: #107 makeitstop

My wife showed me this piece on Slate…

Regrettable - The troubling things I learned when I re-reported Bob Woodward’s book on John Belushi.

It may go a ways to explain what happened with the Gene Sperling ‘threat’ episode.

An interesting article. Kinda long, but worth the read.

It also goes a long way to explain why all of Woodward’s books seem so wrong - regardless of what you think of the person they’re about. It’s because they aren’t, really.

127 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:35:16pm

re: #103 Gus

Sheesh. 50 million. Think I’ll go sleep on a snow drift.

He may have settled for $.10.

Just sayin’…

128 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:42:07pm

re: #127 austin_blue

He may have settled for $.10.

Just sayin’…

Meh. I’m not comfortable enough to really give a fuck. I can’t even figure out how someone like him is worth 50 million while I’m sitting here living my fucked up life. Just another day amongst stupid humans.

129 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:51:03pm

re: #128 Gus

Meh. I’m not comfortable enough to really give a fuck. I can’t even figure out how someone like him is worth 50 million while I’m sitting here living my fucked up life. Just another day amongst stupid humans.

Wow! I am shocked (shocked!) to read something like that from you!

It almost sounds as if you could be the H. L. Mencken of LGF.

But that would be unpossible, what with your karma level of 227,506. Oh wait, 227,507. It appears that I just updinged you. Again.

130 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 9:59:00pm

re: #129 austin_blue

Wow! I am shocked (shocked!) to read something like that from you!

It almost sounds as if you could be the H. L. Mencken of LGF.

But that would be unpossible, what with your karma level of 227,506. Oh wait, 227,507. It appears that I just updinged you. Again.

I’m just amazed at how many millions and billions of dollars are thrown about to such few people.

131 Kronocide  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:04:13pm

re: #130 Gus

I’m just amazed at how many millions and billions of dollars are thrown about to such few people.

I work for them. Nothing more ridiculous than them being cheap and implying I’m too expensive or ripping them off.

132 engineer cat  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:05:21pm

EISENHOWER

“hewer of iron”

now there’s a name for ya

133 AlexRogan  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:07:03pm

re: #132 engineer cat

EISENHOWER

“hewer of iron”

now there’s a name for ya

And a quite fitting surname.

134 austin_blue  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:14:29pm

Night all.

Sweet cold-blooded scaly dreams. SXSW music fest started today. I need battle sleep.

135 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:40:01pm
136 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:45:44pm
137 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:47:28pm

Conservative group warns: Illinois lawmaker taking money from ‘Chicago homosexuals’

An automated phone call being sent by a conservative group is warning that an Illinois lawmaker has accepted “homosexual money” from “Chicago homosexuals.”

DNAinfo.com reported Tuesday that the 20-second robocalls target the constituents of Illinois state Rep. Mike Smiddy, a first-term Democrat.

“Your state representative, Mike Smiddy, has received $6500 from Chicago homosexuals promoting same-sex marriage, according to state records,” Family-PAC director Paul Caprio says in the message. “Same-sex marriage denies children the right to know who their real parent is. Now Smiddy is threatening to vote in favor of the same-sex marriage bill. Who is Smiddy representing? The Chicago homosexuals or your family? Tell Smiddy to vote no on same-sex marriage and return the homosexual money immediately.”

138 freetoken  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:50:11pm

re: #137 Kragar (Antichrist )

GHEY GREENBACKS!!

139 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:55:27pm

re: #138 freetoken

GHEY GREENBACKS!!

All those men on our money, hardly any ladies. BIG GHEY TOOK OVER OUR MONEY ALREADY!

140 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:56:05pm
141 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 10:59:12pm
142 freetoken  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:12:16pm

Tjing Tao Bolero:

143 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:14:09pm

This dude has more posed shots than a super model. Whew.

144 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:24:32pm
145 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:24:56pm

Apparently, I’m gay. Who knew. LOL

146 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:35:00pm
147 Gus  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:35:56pm

Your. Whatever.

148 dragonath  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:36:02pm
149 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:43:12pm

I’m still laughing about the “Butt enzymes” guy

150 freetoken  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:44:10pm

I see that NRO is falling in love with Rand Paul. It makes sense in a weird way - the neo-conservatives are really unpopular these days, and as NR is a business and needs to keep customers they have to go with the flow.

I wonder how far into crypto-libertarianism the GOP can really go. My suspicion is that it’s just the same old Paleos in new dress.

151 AlexRogan  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:46:41pm

re: #145 Gus

Apparently, I’m gay. Who knew. LOL

re: #146 Gus

RWNJs calling other people gay because they oppose them politically seems to be one of the first refuges of people to whom the old adage, “[they] doth protest too much, methinks”, tends to apply to.

152 freetoken  Tue, Mar 12, 2013 11:49:07pm

This is America:

Letter: Evolution is not fact

In a March 4 letter to the editor, Marcus Claye makes several assertions regarding evolution. He also mocks letter writer Frank Haynes, who noted that evolution has the characteristics of religion.

If you examine the attacks made by Claye, he certainly sounds like someone whose religious beliefs were violated. Claye claims that “evolution is a fact.” Unfortunately, it’s not. For Darwin to be “fact,” there would have to be scientific evidence of a smooth evolutionary process building in orderly steps leading to a complicated outcome — and this would all have to work in nature, not the classroom. Imagine walking blindfolded from point A in a large city to point B, or imagine the same walk from Texas to a certain address in New York. This would be impossible even if attempted billions of times. This is exactly how precise — and complex — the supposedly blind, random evolutionary path would have to be to achieve success in nature — otherwise the organism would stall out and never reach the next “level of evolution” — say one-celled life evolving into humans. And these exact changes would have to happen precisely millions and millions of times to develop into organs, bones, complex bodily systems, etc. Also, many of the cellular structures we now know are required to sustain life on the microscopic level have intricate and essential parts that must be in place synchronistically for cell survival.

How does gradual Darwinian evolution account for this? A review of the “science” in the leading journals in the field finds little to assist Darwinians. You will have difficulty finding an article without the words surmised, guessed, proposed, thought to be, etc. This is not science — this is speculation.

Darwinism has indeed become a religion for many as its tenets must be accepted by faith — not explained by science. I for one refuse to believe a view that relies on circular reasoning (it’s a fact, because evolution is true — evolution is true, so it is a fact) as its primary defense

So, there.

153 freetoken  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:08:07am

For Darwin to be “fact,” there would have to be scientific evidence of a smooth evolutionary process building in orderly steps leading to a complicated outcome, such as the extraordinarily beautiful music below. Imagine hitting a piano blindfolded from point A to point B. This is exactly how precise — and complex — the supposedly blind, random evolutionary path would have to be to achieve the music below — otherwise the music would stall out and never reach the next “level of evolution” — say heavy metal evolving into Debussy. And these exact changes would have to happen precisely millions and millions of times to develop into measures, bars, complex orchestration, etc.

Therefore, Darwinism is a religion:


154 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:23:16am

re: #152 freetoken

This is America:

Letter: Evolution is not fact

So, there.

This is exactly how precise — and complex — the supposedly blind, random evolutionary path would have to be to achieve success in nature — otherwise the organism would stall out and never reach the next “level of evolution” — say one-celled life evolving into humans. And these exact changes would have to happen precisely millions and millions of times to develop into organs, bones, complex bodily systems, etc. Also, many of the cellular structures we now know are required to sustain life on the microscopic level have intricate and essential parts that must be in place synchronistically for cell survival.

How does gradual Darwinian evolution account for this?

Evolution assumes that there were billions and billions of non-advantageous paths taken too, wrong turns leading to dead ends, stillbirths, premature deaths, other species getting easy meals out of natural selection and sexual selection not perpetuating other mutations. Without a play by play record of the game it’s impossible to know from the score alone exactly how many pitches were thrown or how many foul balls got hit. They’re looking at the end of untold chaos and interpreting precision / perfection simply because they’re here to see anything at all.

155 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 1:05:41am
156 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 1:36:28am

Don’t try and argue: if you insist on a literal interpretation of the Bible (which not all Christians seeas mandatory, just the fundamentalists), then you must reject Evolution.

This tends to make these people open to whatever “theory” comes along and fits their approach to scripture, which is to assert something and then find a Biblical passage that can be re-interpreted, twisted or taken out of context to suport that assertion.

They use the same approach to science.

157 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 1:49:39am

re: #156 Sol Berdinowitz

Don’t try and argue: if you insist on a literal interpretation of the Bible (which not all Christians seeas mandatory, just the fundamentalists), then you must reject Evolution.

This tends to make these people open to whatever “theory” comes along and fits their approach to scripture, which is to assert something and then find a Biblical passage that can be re-interpreted, twisted or taken out of context to suport that assertion.

They use the same approach to science.

Science is so much easier when you already now the outcome.

158 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 2:00:57am

re: #157 Kragar (Antichrist )

Science is so much easier when you already now the outcome.

I have heard the argument that science is flawed because it is always changing, whereas God’s Divine Truth remains immutable.

159 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 2:20:09am

Lt Colonel Chaplain gets a Bronze Star for Powerpoint Presentation on how to properly handle the Koran. Freepers go nuts until it turns out the Lt Colonel is a Freeper (FR no longer allows google to cache their pages so no link.)

This part of the chaplain’s post caught my eye though:

-the award was given, in part, because I was serving as a Lt Col on a command staff with oversight of every chaplain deployed in the AOR…in other words the significance of the position and the rank of the individual play a large part in the kind of medal given

Is this true, ‘cuz it seems kind of, I don’t know, inappropriate, the idea that higher rank has an upgrading effect on a meritorious service citation.

Anyway, the thing that really struck me was that it took until 2012 and needed a major incident costing several lives before somebody figured out that every service member cycling into Afghanistan should probably know the proper way to handle Islamic holy texts. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, since that level of foresight has been the hallmark of our entire tenure in the region.

160 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 2:25:26am

re: #159 goddamnedfrank

We just need to remind them that Our God is stronger than their god.

/

161 freetoken  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 2:35:19am

P: Debussy
∴ Darwinism is a religion


162 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 3:22:30am

Holy hell. Look at this old clip of Bill Russell grabbing a rebound and going down the court.

He makes it look inevitable.

163 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 3:25:00am

And drone pilots may actually crack up sooner than real pilots:

www.nytimes.com

164 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 3:36:43am

re: #163 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

And drone pilots may actually crack up sooner than real pilots:

[Link: www.nytimes.com…]

Because their conscience cannot cope with being commanded by a Kenyan usurper. It would be alright if a native-born Republican were in office.

/

165 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:26:25am

Good morning!

166 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:28:24am

First Derp of the Day:

167 Decatur Deb  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:28:29am

Our Ms. Gellar does have a purpose in life—to help us find the fine, sharp edge of freedom of speech:

Killing Jews Is Worship’ Ad Campaign Rolled Out On SF Muni Buses

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

168 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:29:36am

re: #167 Decatur Deb

Our Ms. Gellar does have a purpose in life—to help us find the fine, sharp edge of freedom of speech:

Killing Jews Is Worship’ Ad Campaign Rolled Out On SF Muni Buses

[Link: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com…]

Who is this “our” you speak of? She is no friend or relative of mine.

169 Decatur Deb  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:32:15am

re: #168 Vicious Babushka

Who is this “our” you speak of? She is no friend or relative of mine.

She has a distinct, unhappy influence on the traffic of LGF. She is ours, like the drunken uncle who always sets fire to himself on the Fourth of July.

170 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:49:59am

re: #169 Decatur Deb

She has a distinct, unhappy influence on the traffic of LGF. She is ours, like the drunken uncle who always sets fire to himself on the Fourth of July.

She doesn’t come here, and her supporters don’t come here. We laugh at her, so how is that an unhappy influence?

Yeah it sucks that she is allowed to smear her bigotry on public carriers.

171 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:51:19am

STAY CLASSY


(This is the same asshole who called me “dipshit” for correcting a Fake Quote)

172 Eventual Carrion  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:05:06am

re: #80 austin_blue

“Johnson’s book, The Quest for God, laments that Western society made a huge mistake by decriminalizing homosexuality and thinking that acceptance of the lifestyle on a basic level would satisfy its practitioners. He wrote, “Decriminalization made it possible for homosexuals to organize openly into a powerful lobby, and it thus became a mere platform from which further demands were launched.” It became, he says, a “monster in our midst, powerful and clamoring, flexing its muscles, threatening, vengeful and vindictive towards anyone who challenges its outrageous claims, and bent on making fundamental—and to most of us horrifying—changes to civilized patterns of sexual behavior.”

Today, this monster wants to impose itself on our children in the schools and even the Boy Scouts of America.”

[snip]”

Wow, that is exactly how I think about the religious fanatics in the USA.

173 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:09:47am

DERP

174 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:10:44am

re: #173 Vicious Babushka

DERP

Gee, wonder why he shouldn’t have guns…

They were looking for a gun owner who’d recently spent two days in a mental hospital.

Oh! That’s why!

175 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:11:36am

re: #174 Varek Raith

Gee, wonder why he shouldn’t have guns…

Oh! That’s why!

I thought the wingnuts wanted to round up all the crazy people, because the problem is not gunz, it’s crazy people.

176 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:11:51am

re: #174 Varek Raith

Gee, wonder why he shouldn’t have guns…

They were looking for a gun owner who’d recently spent two days in a mental hospital.

Oh! That’s why!

That was just a cover. Obama is out to seize all our guns and repeal the 2nd Amendment.

/

177 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:16:29am
178 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:17:49am

Anatomy of a Fake Quote

These Fake Quotes are being reTweeted by the usual Fake Quote bots at TGDN. Originally attributed to Norman Rockwell (who was actually a LIBRUL!) the quotes are now just spammed without attribution, like they are some kind of TROOF. The quotes were actually made up by some guy named Adrian Rogers, a wingnut pastor like Bryan Fischer. Adrian Rogers died in 2005.

179 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:21:39am

Actually it is not technically a “Fake Quote” since someone actually said it, but somebody that no one has ever heard of or gives a shit about.

180 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:23:57am

re: #179 Vicious Babushka

Actually it is not technically a “Fake Quote” since someone actually said it, but somebody that no one has ever heard of or gives a shit about.

The original wording probably being closer to: “What one n**** receives without working for, another white person must work for without receiving.”

181 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:27:17am

re: #179 Vicious Babushka

These fake quotes are the Twitter version of those uplifting stories that circulate via email, but which have absolutely no basis in fact. I got one last week about Neil Armstrong getting scholarship help from some rich guy whose window he broke as a kid. It sounded too good to be true, so I checked up on it. Bogus. I sent a terse message to all the people my friend emailed it to: “Great story. Never happened. Sorry.” No one replied back.

182 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:28:30am

I don’t even correct all of the Fake Quotes, just the ones that are egregiously bogus and so lame that even Pro-Gun sites say to stay away from. Yet these are the wingnuts’ favorites.

183 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:30:16am

re: #181 wheat-dogghazi

These fake quotes are the Twitter version of those uplifting stories that circulate via email, but which have absolutely no basis in fact. I got one last week about Neil Armstrong getting scholarship help from some rich guy whose window he broke as a kid. It sounded too good to be true, so I checked up on it. Bogus. I sent a terse message to all the people my friend emailed it to: “Great story. Never happened. Sorry.” No one replied back.

I heard a story about two old neighbors of Neil Armstrong, the wife was yelling at the husband YOU WANT ORAL SEX? I’LL SUCK YOU WHEN A MAN WALKS ON THE MOON!” and Neil Armstrong said “You win Mr. Whateverhisnamewas.”

I was disappointed to learn that was a fake story.

184 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:31:46am
185 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:32:05am

re: #183 Vicious Babushka

I heard a story about two old neighbors of Neil Armstrong, the wife was yelling at the husband YOU WANT ORAL SEX? I’LL SUCK YOU WHEN A MAN WALKS ON THE MOON!” and Neil Armstrong said “You win Mr. Whateverhisnamewas.”

I was disappointed to learn that was a fake story.

I like the story with the taciturn POTUS where the hostess tells him she “bets she can get more than two words out of him this evening”.

“You lose.”

186 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:32:36am

re: #183 Vicious Babushka

Yeah, the same friend sent that one to me, too. It would be OK in a stand-up routine, but shouldn’t be intended as a factual statement.

187 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:32:51am

re: #185 iossarian

I like the story with the taciturn POTUS where the hostess tells him she “bets she can get more than two words out of him this evening”.

“You lose.”

POTUS was Calvin Coolidge, I believe.

188 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:33:27am

It must be fun to be famous/powerful enough that you can be a total dick to people and they turn it into a funny story about themselves. You could really let loose and do all the crazy sociopathic things you long to do without fear of the consequences!

/ did I say that out loud?

189 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:33:44am

Off to the spice mines.
Later.

190 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:34:31am

Do liberals believe in urban legends with the same faith that wingnuts do? I Googled “Liberal urban legends” and one of the first sites I came to listed a bunch of “Liberal urban legends.”

The first one on the list was “Global Warming.”

FAIL.

191 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:34:34am

re: #187 Vicious Babushka

POTUS was Calvin Coolidge, I believe.

Wikipedia agrees with you. It also has this follow-up, which is genius:

It was also Parker who, upon learning that Coolidge had died, reportedly remarked, “How can they tell?”

192 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:37:49am

Wingnuts have finally decided on the #1 Reason To Defund Obamacare!


WTF? What does that even freaking MEAN?
Last night I said the #1 Reason was “Obamacare Gives Women Control Over Their Own Bodies”

193 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:38:51am

DERP. FAIL. States can not pass laws that contradict and override Federal law.

194 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:45:06am

re: #193 Vicious Babushka

Really, how exactly would that work? ATF agents confiscate weapons, then get arrested by state police for breaking Oklahoma law? I’d like to that hear that conversation between LEOs.

195 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:46:31am

re: #178 Vicious Babushka

Anatomy of a Fake Quote

These Fake Quotes are being reTweeted by the usual Fake Quote bots at TGDN. Originally attributed to Norman Rockwell (who was actually a LIBRUL!) the quotes are now just spammed without attribution, like they are some kind of TROOF. The quotes were actually made up by some guy named Adrian Rogers, a wingnut pastor like Bryan Fischer. Adrian Rogers died in 2005.

I’d also point out that the quote can also be an indictment of capitalists. All those stock owners making money off of the labor of others— they’re not working.

196 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:48:17am

Here is another meaningless aphorism.

197 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:48:52am

re: #196 Vicious Babushka

Hrm. I would like to both create, and share, the wealth.

Perhaps I’m a liberal American?

198 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:51:13am

re: #197 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Hrm. I would like to both create, and share, the wealth.

Perhaps I’m a liberal American?

LIBRULZ ARN’T REAL AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY R COMMIES!111

199 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:53:02am

re: #182 Vicious Babushka

I don’t even correct all of the Fake Quotes, just the ones that are egregiously bogus and so lame that even Pro-Gun sites say to stay away from. Yet these are the wingnuts’ favorites.

The fake Washington quote (‘A free people ought not only to be armed…’) showed up on a friend’s FB wall this morning.

I posted the real quote. He thanked me for correcting him!

200 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:53:32am

re: #193 Vicious Babushka

DERP. FAIL. States can not pass laws that contradict and override Federal law.

That is not the point: the point is that political grandstanding and demonstrating one’s conservative creds has taken over from any form of governing.

201 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:54:37am

re: #199 makeitstop

The fake Washington quote (‘A free people ought not only to be armed…’) showed up on a friend’s FB wall this morning.

I posted the real quote. He thanked me for correcting him!

Once in a while that happens, people are just clueless.

202 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:56:47am

Hey, Varek, this ones for you:

Guy Build Solar Powered Death Ray In His Backyard

203 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:01:18am

re: #202 William Barnett-Lewis

Robert Krulwich writes like an over-excited middle-school student. “Omigosh! I don’t anything about physics or the sun or anything, but this is sooo cool! This guy can melt coins in the backyard!”

Can’t NPR do a little better?

204 Decatur Deb  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:04:02am

A giant Fresnel lens is the ‘magic’ part of a 19th Cent. lighthouse.

205 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:04:59am

Two days later, the racist Derp continues:



206 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:14:09am

re: #205 Vicious Babushka

Stalker site tells us Charles is behind these posts in order to make conservatives look racist.

And that Charles is irrelevant.

Which is why they stalk him so intensely, I guess, so that he feels wanted.

207 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:21:13am

re: #206 Sol Berdinowitz

It’s a bit like saying Christians are persecuted in America while simultaneously saying the Constitution is based on Christian Scripture.

208 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:21:55am

re: #207 wheat-dogghazi

It’s a bit like saying Christians are persecuted in America while simultaneously saying the Constitution is based on Christian Scripture.

Christians are persecuted by not being allowed to persecute others.

209 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:23:32am

re: #208 Vicious Babushka

Christians are persecuted by not being allowed to persecute others.

Yeah, so I gather.

210 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:24:32am

re: #209 wheat-dogghazi

Yeah, so I gather.

Because we are a Christian Nation (TM): Our God is stronger than their god.

/

211 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:27:10am

re: #210 Sol Berdinowitz

Because we are a Christian Nation (TM): Our God is stronger than their god.

/

I think the official phrase is “Our God is an awesome god.” Heard it in a song once. So, those other gods are just not so awesome.

212 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:29:28am
213 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:31:20am

re: #211 wheat-dogghazi

I think the official phrase is “Our God is an awesome god.” Heard it in a song once. So, those other gods are just not so awesome.

those are not gods, just ask Pat Roberts or Brian Fischer. they are demons masquerading as gods to lead the heathens astray.

That is why we have to convert them to Christianity when we invade them.

/

214 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:33:42am

When wingnuts say JRRBZ they are talking about Walmart & fast food, nothing at the link which explain exactly HOW Ryan’s plan will “create JRRBZ” except that he says so.

215 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:36:31am

With this one weird trick,
The Paul Ryan Balanced Budget will …

end world hunger.
find a cure for cancer.

216 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:37:01am

re: #215 wheat-dogghazi

The Paul Ryan Balanced Budget will …

end world hunger.
find a cure for cancer.

But only for the 1%!

217 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:37:38am

re: #216 Vicious Babushka

Yeah, the rest of us are SOL.

218 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:37:49am

NYPD Withholds Video Evidence From Family Of Japanese Student Killed By NYPD Car

The NYPD Internal Affairs Bureau is investigating officers’ role in the death of a Japanese student who was fatally struck by an NYPD car in Queensbridge last month, according to a lawyer representing the student’s family. Ryo Oyamada was not in the intersection when he was run over around 12:45 a.m. on February 21st; he was crossing 40th Avenue near the intersection with 10th Street when he was killed. In the police report, the NYPD said the vehicle had its “emergency lights activated,” but several witnesses have contradicted the NYPD and insist the emergency lights were not activated.

In an interview with Japan Times, Oyamada’s father said that during a personal briefing with the NYPD, he was told “the cruiser had been responding to reports of a man wielding a knife in the area. To avoid alerting the suspect, the vehicle was approaching without using its flashing lights or siren when it stuck and killed Oyamada.” The NYPD officially denies this, and in a meeting with community members earlier this month, an officer claimed security video from nearby public housing confirmed the vehicles lights were on.

But one witness told us, “They didn’t put sirens on until two more patrol cars put on their sirens. There were no overhead lights on, none.” A second witness told a Japanese TV program the same thing. And a third witness told the Oyamada family’s attorney that the flashing lights were off. According to lawyer Jeffrey Kim, this witness believes the vehicle was speeding in excess of 70 mph. (The NYPD told the Oyamadas that the vehicle was traveling 35 to 39 mph.)

I understand the need for IA to do a complete investigation, but making affirmative claims and not releasing evidence is a bad combination. They should either make no comment until the investigation is done, or, if they’re going to talk about the evidence, they should release the evidence.

219 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:38:07am

The Ryan Plan: A Cure For All That Ails Ya!

220 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:39:27am

re: #219 Targetpractice

The Ryan Plan: A Cure For All That Ails Ya!

Good for man or horse!

221 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:41:22am

I wish this was true.

222 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:42:04am

re: #218 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

And related:


Judge Slams NYPD For Stonewalling Family Of Killed Cyclist Mathieu Lefevre

It’s been almost a year since cyclist Mathieu Lefevre was killed by the driver of a flatbed truck one late night in a desolate section of Williamsburg. No charges were filed against the driver who left him to die (at least not yet—more on that below) and Lefevre’s family, who reside in his home country of Canada, have been consistently outraged by the NYPD’s handling of the investigation. After the department repeatedly rebuffed their efforts to obtain basic information about the investigation, they took the NYPD to court to demand all relevant documents. Today a judge issued a final ruling on the matter.

The NYPD begrudgingly gave the Lefevre family almost all of the material pertaining to the investigation, but only after the Lefevre sued them under New York’s Freedom of Information Law. Today’s ruling (below) from New York Supreme Court Justice Moulton denies the Lefevre’s motion to get the NYPD to pay the legal fees, on the grounds that the NYPD did ultimately comply. But Moulton’s ruling pointedly criticizes the NYPD for having “needlessly delayed handing over the documents and other materials” and finds that there was “no justification” for the delays, which “were longer than necessary, and were no doubt more than agonizing to” the Lefevres.

223 Eventual Carrion  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:42:35am

re: #220 wheat-dogghazi

Good for man or horse!

And a floor wax!

224 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:46:40am

re: #214 Vicious Babushka

When wingnuts say JRRBZ they are talking about Walmart & fast food, nothing at the link which explain exactly HOW Ryan’s plan will “create JRRBZ” except that he says so.

The Yahoo article reveals all: Ryan’s plan will create jrrbz…

suggests an analysis provided to Yahoo News by the American Action Forum (AAF), a center-right policy group.

Their analysis is based on:

the premise that national economies grow by about 1 percent less when debt exceeds 90 percent of GDP

I’m not sure where that premise comes from but I’m sure it’s bulletproof economic science! (Love the “about” hedge in the cite btw - obviously the journalist writing this up has done the due diligence and checked out the academic literature!)

225 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:47:51am

Oh look, the Yahoo article also contains this little gem:

A separate analysis, from the liberal Center for American Progress, argues that Ryan’s budget cuts could actually damage the economy.

Funny how that doesn’t make it into the headline.

226 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:49:49am

The wingnut meme is that the ultra-wealthy are motivated to “create JRRBZ” out of the goodness of their hearts when they are pampered with gifts like subsidies and tax cuts, not that they actually need people to do work for their industries.

Because, you know, people should feel so lucky just to have a JRRB that they should PAY THE JRRB CREATERS who so graciously allow them to work so they shouldn’t feel ashamed about taking welfare.

227 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:51:43am

re: #226 Vicious Babushka

The wingnut meme is that the ultra-wealthy are motivated to “create JRRBZ” out of the goodness of their hearts when they are pampered with gifts like subsidies and tax cuts, not that they actually need people to do work for their industries.

Because, you know, people should feel so lucky just to have a JRRB that they should PAY THE JRRB CREATERS who so graciously allow them to work so they shouldn’t feel ashamed about taking welfare.

Nah, the whole selling point for the Ryan Plan is as it was the last two times: When we have a budget that’s as “serious” about the deficit and debt as his, then it’ll inspire “confidence” in investors that America’s “serious” about the deficit and debt and they’ll start investing in America again, thus leading to explosive growth due to all that money they’re sitting on.

228 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:51:45am

Is everyone else super-excited that there’s another Bush to vote for now?

Maybe if we big this one up to POTUS status, we can declare war on Brazil or something. That would be awesome!!!

229 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:52:43am

re: #227 Targetpractice

Nah, the whole selling point for the Ryan Plan is as it was the last two times: When we have a budget that’s as “serious” about the deficit and debt as his, then it’ll inspire “confidence” in investors that America’s “serious” about the deficit and debt and they’ll start investing in America again, thus leading to explosive growth due to all that money they’re sitting on.

Like that’s worked out so well during the over 30 years it’s been tried.

230 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:52:45am

re: #222 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

The NYPD has a significant problem when it comes to vehicle related injuries and fatalities from crashes. They’ve been lacking sufficient numbers of investigators, and in response to a recent spate of injuries/fatalities, Ray Kelly is increasing the number by 50%. That’s compounded by a failure by prosecutors to charge those involved in injuries and fatalities with criminal acts and lax criminal penalties for acts such as hit and run vehicle incidents. There’s a move to make hit and runs a felony, which is a good start. Better vehicle and traffic law enforcement would help too - traffic calming measures can help slow speeds for instance.

But then there’s incidents like the one where a kid was killed at an intersection that was supposed to have a school crossing guard - who apparently didn’t bother to show that morning, and was hit by a truck that shouldn’t have been on that particular street/intersection (oversized vehicle). The driver was issued two summons, but no charges were filed as yet.

231 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:53:24am

I wonder if there’s a Rumsfeld grandson kicking around somewhere with a Powerpoint presentation that explains how bombing Rio de Janeiro is pre-ordained in the gospels.

232 Kronocide  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:54:51am

re: #226 Vicious Babushka

The wingnut meme is that the ultra-wealthy are motivated to “create JRRBZ” out of the goodness of their hearts when they are pampered with gifts like subsidies and tax cuts, not that they actually need people to do work for their industries.

Because, you know, people should feel so lucky just to have a JRRB that they should PAY THE JRRB CREATERS who so graciously allow them to work so they shouldn’t feel ashamed about taking welfare.

Give tax breaks to wealthy so the peasants can eat cake.

233 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:58:30am

re: #230 lawhawk

Crossing guards are paid shit and have a job that’s more dangerous than being a ‘real’ cop, too.

As well as just not being on top of the traffic stuff, the NYPD’s hoarding of information and contentiousness with the families of victims is really not good. Why should a family have to sue to get information related to the death of their son?

Perhaps this is a factor of the undermanning— that releasing info is way down on the priority list— but it shouldn’t be. Policing only works on trust. The NYPD’s repeated ass-covering is getting tiresome.

234 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:00:30am

WINGNUT RAGE OVER LATEST LIBRUL PROPOSAL!


Published almost 50 years ago. Oh.

235 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:00:57am

re: #206 Sol Berdinowitz

Stalker site tells us Charles is behind these posts in order to make conservatives look racist.

And that Charles is irrelevant.

Which is why they stalk him so intensely, I guess, so that he feels wanted.

Yeah, that’s a big excuse - ‘I don’t believe these people are conservatives. Probably libs trying to make conservatives look bad.’

Yeah. Hundreds of liberals, taking precious time out of their day and posting disgusting trash to a Twitter feed - all to make you look bad.

Because the world truly does revolve around conservatives living in denial.
///

236 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:01:37am

re: #234 Vicious Babushka

WINGNUT RAGE OVER LATEST LIBRUL PROPOSAL!


Published almost 50 years ago. Oh.

Obamadidit!

237 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:02:10am

re: #235 makeitstop

Yeah, that’s a big excuse - ‘I don’t believe these people are conservatives. Probably libs trying to make conservatives look bad.’

Yeah. Hundreds of liberals, taking precious time out of their day and posting disgusting trash to a Twitter feed - all to make you look bad.

Because the world truly does revolve around conservatives living in denial.
///

Not to mention accumulating thousands of followers on TGDN just to build up right-wing cred.

238 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:02:37am

re: #236 wheat-dogghazi

Obamadidit!

Yeah, he was like, 5 years old. A PRODIGY LIKE MOZART!

239 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:03:45am

WINGNUT TOP 10 REASONS TO KILL OBAMACARE
I haz a disappoint. “Gives women control over their bodies” did not make the list.

240 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:05:49am

re: #239 Vicious Babushka

WINGNUT TOP 10 REASONS TO KILL OBAMACARE
I haz a disappoint. “Gives women control over their bodies” did not make the list.

I hate to disappoint them on #2, but those taxes? Yeah, Ryan’s counting the revenue from them towards the deficit reduction in his Plan.

241 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:06:27am

The list is totally bogus and makes no sense but HEY OBAMACARE.

242 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:09:39am

re: #239 Vicious Babushka

WINGNUT TOP 10 REASONS TO KILL OBAMACARE
I haz a disappoint. “Gives women control over their bodies” did not make the list.

Maybe it’s my English-centric orientation kicking in, but isn’t it kind of counter-intuitive to have the numbered blocks reading right to left?

Or did they do that to piss off Lefties?

243 Mattand  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:09:48am

re: #206 Sol Berdinowitz

Stalker site tells us Charles is behind these posts in order to make conservatives look racist.

And that Charles is irrelevant.

Which is why they stalk him so intensely, I guess, so that he feels wanted.

Since it was explained to me a few months ago, I check the stalker site every so often. Sort of in a “Can’t look away from the car wreck” kind of way.

I just cannot believe the amount of work this person is putting into a blog about another blogger who is supposedly irrelevant. They have to be clocking at close to 40 hours a week; the screen shots of comments alone must take up a shitload of time.

I’m not a medical expert by any stretch, but that kind of obsession seems like it is really unhealthy. If this is this person’s response to being banned from commenting at a website, I can’t imagine how they’d handle a death in the family or the break up of a real relationship.

244 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:11:20am

re: #242 makeitstop

Maybe it’s my English-centric orientation kicking in, but isn’t it kind of counter-intuitive to have the numbered blocks reading right to left?

Or did they do that to piss off Lefties?

It looks totally fine to me.

245 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:13:51am
246 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:14:07am

re: #239 Vicious Babushka

WINGNUT TOP 10 REASONS TO KILL OBAMACARE
I haz a disappoint. “Gives women control over their bodies” did not make the list.

BEHOLD MY HOLY PYRAMID OF RIGHTEOUS RAGE

247 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:14:35am

re: #245 Gus

WTF?

248 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:14:39am

re: #240 Targetpractice

Yeah, he’s for repealing Obamacare, but will keep the tax revenues increased by it in place to fund his proposal (all while counting the Medicare changes made by Obama towards the cuts too - after running against them in the 2012 election).

It’s a rehashed version of his old budget proposal, except with less specificity.

249 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:14:52am

re: #245 Gus

Memo to Richard Dawkins - as much as people may agree with you, no-one likes a smart-ass.

250 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:15:01am

re: #247 Vicious Babushka

WTF?

INORITE

251 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:18:50am

Sandmonkey: Islam’s enemy!

A friend of mine who is a professional Islamic apologist, who spent the past 10 years jet-setting Europe being invited to inter-faith dialogue conferences where he would argue Islam’s democratic heritage and values, informed me that the invites to such conferences have stopped coming for a while now. “They are not interested in listening anymore,” were his exact words.

Of all three Abrahamic religions, Islam seemed to be the one with the most staying power, and the one destined to take over Europe over the next half century. This is no longer the case, with every enemy or critic of Islam or Islamism now has all the evidence they ever needed to back their fair or unfair arguments thanks to the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood.

As for Egyptian citizens, they are very close to an open civil conflict with the Islamist forces, which will either end in the defeat of the Islamists and their rhetoric forever, or with the Islamist forces hanging by a thread to power here as the entire society shifts away from the religion, much like Iran did, but on a much faster pace.

Egypt’s Islamists have waited 80 years to get into power, and now that they have, the countdown to their now-inevitable fall has begun. One day we will all live in a secular Egypt, and it will all be thanks to the Muslim Brotherhood.

252 wrenchwench  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:19:14am

re: #243 Mattand

Since it was explained to me a few months ago, I check the stalker site every so often. Sort of in a “Can’t look away from the car wreck” kind of way.

I just cannot believe the amount of work this person is putting into a blog about another blogger who is supposedly irrelevant. They have to be clocking at close to 40 hours a week; the screen shots of comments alone must take up a shitload of time.

I’m not a medical expert by any stretch, but that kind of obsession seems like it is really unhealthy. If this is this person’s response to being banned from commenting at a website, I can’t imagine how they’d handle a death in the family or the break up of a real relationship.

Assumption of facts not in evidence.

253 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:19:25am

re: #244 Vicious Babushka

It looks totally fine to me.

My public school indoctrination kicking in. :)

254 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:19:29am

Dawkins tweet translated: I am a cleverer and better person than both pro-choice vegetarians and anti-choice meat eaters.

255 wrenchwench  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:20:16am

re: #245 Gus

But pig pain matters too.

Is he saying it hurt him to say that?

256 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:22:30am

re: #248 lawhawk

Yeah, he’s for repealing Obamacare, but will keep the tax revenues increased by it in place to fund his proposal (all while counting the Medicare changes made by Obama towards the cuts too - after running against them in the 2012 election).

It’s a rehashed version of his old budget proposal, except with less specificity.

Twas noted by WaPo’s editorial board today that the repeal of Obamacare, combined with roughly $700 billion in anticipated interest savings, accounts for half of all the deficit reduction in Ryan’s Plan. Which pretty much means its going nowhere and will achieve nothing more than keep his name in the news, for better or worse.

257 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:23:13am

Education Week: ‘Sequester’ Adds to Districts’ Budget Uncertainties

The school districts hardest hit by sequestration cuts will be the neediest ones, because they depend more on federal than local revenues.

258 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:23:18am

re: #254 iossarian

Dawkins tweet translated: I am a cleverer and better person than both pro-choice vegetarians and anti-choice meat eaters.

Yeah, it appears to be something like that. ALL YOU VEGAN WHO ARE SO PRO-CHOICE CARING ABOUT WHAT PIG’S FEEL AS THEY’RE SLAUGHTERED YET HAVE YOU STOPPED ONCE TO THINK ABOUT FETAL PAIN? Or something.

259 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:23:41am

re: #234 Vicious Babushka

WINGNUT RAGE OVER LATEST LIBRUL PROPOSAL!


Published almost 50 years ago. Oh.

Didn’t follow the link but it sounds like what Milton Friedman was pushing for Nixon to do. If it is, that was a good idea much like the health care Nixon wanted…

Sigh. “Oh brave new world that has such socialists as Nixon in it…”

260 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:24:36am

re: #258 Gus

Yeah, it appears to be something like that. ALL YOU VEGAN WHO ARE SO PRO-CHOICE CARING ABOUT WHAT PIG’S FEEL AS THEY’RE SLAUGHTERED YET HAVE YOU STOPPED ONCE TO THINK ABOUT FETAL PAIN? Or something.

[asshole font]I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU.[/asshole font]

261 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:25:05am

re: #258 Gus

Yeah, it appears to be something like that. ALL YOU VEGAN WHO ARE SO PRO-CHOICE CARING ABOUT WHAT PIG’S FEEL AS THEY’RE SLAUGHTERED YET HAVE YOU STOPPED ONCE TO THINK ABOUT FETAL PAIN? Or something.

I’ve met Richard Dawkins. He was nice enough in a prickly academic kind of way but he did seem to have a pretty high opinion of himself.

/coolstorybro

262 Mattand  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:25:22am

re: #245 Gus

The Dawkins Facebook feed was posting atheist-themed quotes supposedly made by famous people. Mark Twain and George Carlin were the two that caught my eye.

Imagine my non-surprise:

A) That none of the people said the things they were cited as saying

B) At the amount of supposedly-promoting-critical-thought Dawkins fans saying it was irrelevant whether the quotes were true or not, it was the message that counted.

Not that Dawkins probably has anything to do with the FB page, but goddamn, do I hate that kind of thinking. It’s the same shit conservatives/Tea Baggers pull with the Founders. If you’re going to quote someone, make sure they said the damn quote.

263 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:26:06am

re: #261 iossarian

I’ve met Richard Dawkins. He was nice enough in a prickly academic kind of way but he did seem to have a pretty high opinion of himself.

/coolstorybro

He thought Ms. Garrison was a girl then ran away screaming when he found out she was a transgender.

264 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:26:17am

re: #245 Gus

Someone remind me why I should care what that lugnut (not high enough above the gutter to make a wingnut or moonbat) thinks?

265 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:26:29am

re: #262 Mattand

The Dawkins Facebook feed was posting atheist-themed quotes supposedly made by famous people. Mark Twain and George Carlin were the two that caught my eye.

Imagine my non-surprise that:

A) None of the people said the things they were cited as saying

B) The amount of supposedly-promoting-critical-thought Dawkins fans saying it was irrelevant whether the quotes were true or not, it was the message that counted.

Not that Dawkins probably has anything to do with the FB page, but goddamn, do I hate that kind of thinking. It’s the same shit conservatives/Tea Baggers pull with the Founders. If you’re going to quote someone, make sure they said the damn quote.

Well, it *sounds* like something they would have said!

/

266 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:26:54am

re: #262 Mattand

The Dawkins Facebook feed was posting atheist-themed quotes supposedly made by famous people. Mark Twain and George Carlin were the two that caught my eye.

Imagine my non-surprise that:

A) None of the people said the things they were cited as saying

B) The amount of supposedly-promoting-critical-thought Dawkins fans saying it was irrelevant whether the quotes were true or not, it was the message that counted.

Not that Dawkins probably has anything to do with the FB page, but goddamn, do I hate that kind of thinking. It’s the same shit conservatives/Tea Baggers pull with the Founders. If you’re going to quote someone, make sure they said the damn quote.

So wingnuts are not the only ones who spam Fake Quotes. My surprise, just imagine it.

267 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:33:06am

re: #228 iossarian

Is everyone else super-excited that there’s another Bush to vote for now?

Maybe if we big this one up to POTUS status, we can declare war on Brazil or something. That would be awesome!!!

Hmm, given that I am employed by a Brazilian corporation I don’t think I would support that.
O_o

268 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:33:50am

DERP

I use my own bags, I must have saved mountains of plastic over the past 3 years. As far as the wingnuts saying “But those plastic bags were already manufactured!” at least they did not accumulate INSIDE MY HOUSE.

269 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:36:46am
Thanks, Eco-Leftists!!

You’re welcome.

270 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:38:11am

re: #268 Vicious Babushka

DERP

I use my own bags, I must have saved mountains of plastic over the past 3 years. As far as the wingnuts saying “But those plastic bags were already manufactured!” at least they did not accumulate INSIDE MY HOUSE.

My accumulation of plastic bags serve additional purposes. Cat toys, and then eventually used to hold used cat litter for disposal.

Though for most grocery shopping I use 2-3 canvas bags that are well over a decade old. Which translates into a lot of paper or plastic bags not being used.

271 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:39:59am

re: #270 Feline Fearless Leader

My accumulation of plastic bags serve additional purposes. Cat toys, and then eventually used to hold used cat litter for disposal.

Though for most grocery shopping I use 2-3 canvas bags that are well over a decade old. Which translates into a lot of paper or plastic bags not being used.

We’ve got at least half a dozen canvas bags that we use whenever we need to go to the store. Hell, these days more and more businesses are practically throwing them at us. Those bitching about how “cheap” it is just to use plastic bags never stop and think of how much it would save the stores if all their customers brought their own bags.

272 Mattand  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:40:21am

re: #260 Vicious Babushka

[asshole font]I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU.[/asshole font]

In Dawkins’s defense, part of the catch-22 of being an atheist is that you’re fucked no matter what style you take.

Just politely saying, “Sorry, I don’t believe in your religion/your god/the hereafter” gets categorized as being “militant”. It’s really a no win situation, particularly in America.

Then again, Dawkins has a real tin ear at times. I read a comment once where the person said that while most non-atheists regard him as the Atheist Pope, in reality he’s close to the Atheist Joe Biden.*

*To be fair, I think Biden has really left that “loose cannon” rep for a while now.

273 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:40:23am

re: #270 Feline Fearless Leader

I’ve got three tyvek (or whatever they’ve made out of) shopping bags I’ve bought here and there at the bigger supermarkets. They’re stronger and more convenient to carry than flimsy plastic bags.

274 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:41:57am

Now, where’s the smoke monster when you need it?

I’d settle for Mr. Eko, but the Sistine Smokey will have to do.

275 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:42:54am

re: #272 Mattand

In Dawkins’s defense, part of the catch-22 of being an atheist is that you’re fucked no matter what style you take.

Just politely saying, “Sorry, I don’t believe in your religion/your god/the hereafter” gets categorized as being “militant”. It’s really a no win situation, particularly in America.

Then again, Dawkins has a real tin ear at times. I read a comment once where the person said that while most non-atheists regard him as the Atheist Pope, in reality he’s close to the Atheist Joe Biden.*

*To be fair, I think Biden has really left that “loose cannon” rep for a while now.

I don’t care if people are atheists or Christians. What bothers me is when they get all up in my face and tell me YOU’RE GOING TO HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN JESUS (if they’re Christian) or YOU’RE RETARDED FOR BELIEVING IN A MAGIC SKY FAIRY (if they’re atheist)

You can be a person of faith or an atheist and still not be an asshole.

276 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:42:57am

re: #274 lawhawk

Now, where’s the smoke monster when you need it?

I’d settle for Mr. Eko, but the Sistine Smokey will have to do.

Pope Rod I…no, sorry, it still doesn’t make any sense.

277 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:44:00am

re: #273 wheat-dogghazi

I’ve got three tyvek (or whatever they’ve made out of) shopping bags I’ve bought here and there at the bigger supermarkets. They’re stronger and more convenient to carry than flimsy plastic bags.

If you use your own bags at the local Trader Joe’s they offer you a raffle ticket for a monthly drawing for a $20 gift certificate. And I also have seen that the Wegman’s I visit has recycle bins specifically for plastic grocery bags to be returned to.

So the industry is pro-reuse.

278 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:44:27am

Time to reschedule your vacation
Egypt branded more dangerous for tourists than Yemen

Egypt has now been ranked below countries such as Pakistan, Yemen and Chad for “safety and security” in an influential report on tourism by the World Economic Forum.
It is perhaps little wonder that tourists are spooked — amid ongoing political unrest, Molotov cocktails, gunfire and tear gas have become almost commonplace in some areas.

279 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:45:43am

re: #276 Targetpractice

Pope Rod I…no, sorry, it still doesn’t make any sense.

Think of this as a win-win. Pope Ruby Rod I. Gets Chris Tucker out of Hollywood and gets all of the Catholics attention towards really looking at issues. Plus think of the fashion update with the Vatican with leopard print coming back into vogue there.
//

280 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:45:43am
281 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:46:31am

re: #272 Mattand

In Dawkins’s defense, part of the catch-22 of being an atheist is that you’re fucked no matter what style you take.

Just politely saying, “Sorry, I don’t believe in your religion/your god/the hereafter” gets categorized as being “militant”. It’s really a no win situation, particularly in America.

Then again, Dawkins has a real tin ear at times.

It’s really the tin ear thing. I think most people, at least on the liberal side of things, don’t really have a problem if someone says they don’t believe in a divine being, or whatever. What winds people up is when someone like Dawkins essentially says that being religious implies that you’re stupid and/or evil.

Couple that with the general “I’m cleverer than you” shtick mentioned above and you’ve got a recipe for people thinking you’re a dick.

282 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:50:00am

re: #274 lawhawk

Now, where’s the smoke monster when you need it?

I’d settle for Mr. Eko, but the Sistine Smokey will have to do.

Dennis Rodman shows up in North Korea, then leaves, and North Korea goes nuts. I question the timing. //

283 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:50:38am

Well, time to get some work done. BBL

284 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:51:05am
My accumulation of plastic bags serve additional purposes. Cat toys, and then eventually used to hold used cat litter for disposal.

That’s what they get used for in this feline house.

285 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:52:48am

re: #270 Feline Fearless Leader

My accumulation of plastic bags serve additional purposes. Cat toys, and then eventually used to hold used cat litter for disposal.

My cats love to sit on them for some unknown reason.

Also, litter.

286 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:54:57am

re: #281 iossarian

It’s really the tin ear thing. I think most people, at least on the liberal side of things, don’t really have a problem if someone says they don’t believe in a divine being, or whatever. What winds people up is when someone like Dawkins essentially says that being religious implies that you’re stupid and/or evil.

Couple that with the general “I’m cleverer than you” shtick mentioned above and you’ve got a recipe for people thinking you’re a dick.

I’ve also seen “tin ear”/rudeness from those with a “low tolerance of fools” issue. They essentially don’t care what that segment thinks since their opinion and feedback holds no value due to previously proving themselves as unwilling/unable to actually rationally think about the issue.

287 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:57:51am

re: #285 makeitstop

My cats love to sit on them for some unknown reason.

Also, litter.

My old cats didn’t like walking on them - unclear footing I guess. The current (and young) cats like playing/batting at them for the crinkly noise. To the point they open the drawer that holds them and take them out. So I often come home to 8-9 plastic bags lying here or there around the apartment. I take my revenge by breaking out “the red dot that will not die!” and making the cats run about the apartment in pursuit of it.

288 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:59:23am

Hey look! Another Political Atheist. This one is a lot better looking. //

289 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:01:57am

WTF

290 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:03:11am

Good morning lizards!

Be careful on the golf course this summer.

Golfer is swallowed by 18-foot-deep sinkhole in middle of fairway

Note to Mark Mihal: That’s not what they mean by a hole in one.

Mihal was playing golf with some friends at Annbriar Golf Course in Waterloo, Ill., on Monday. On the 14th fairway, Mihal was trying to gauge the distance from his ball to the hole when a sinkhole opened up and swallowed him.

Mihal fell 18 feet, getting a few bruises and a dislocated shoulder.

“I felt the ground start to collapse and it happened so fast that I couldn’t do anything,” Mihal said. “I reached for the ground as I was going down and it gave way, too. It seemed like I was falling for a long time. The real scary part was I didn’t know when I would hit bottom and what I would land on.”

His friends rushed over and called the clubhouse. A rope was quickly found, and Mihal, 43, was pulled to safety.

291 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:10:01am

THE SHERIFF IS A N[CLANG!]

292 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:10:39am

WTF is up with that anti-Unite Blue campaign?

293 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:12:14am

re: #292 Gus

WTF is up with that anti-Unite Blue campaign?

UniteBlue was started as the anti-TGDN. Wingnuts don’t like it.

294 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:13:02am

‘North Korea Propaganda Video’ Shows Americans Eating Snow And Living In Tents

A “North Korean propaganda video” is circulating the web and it’s quite strange.

The video — dubbed by a British man who has posted other videos of North Korea — depicts “how Americans live today” by showing homeless Americans “drinking coffee cups full of local snow” and “living in tents” because U.S. houses “blow down very easily.”

The translation could be way off, but the type of propaganda reflects how the Hermit Kingdom’s regime seeks to skew the perception of its starving people by representing America in a terrible light.

They forgot to talk about how American tree bark isn’t as tasty as the North Korean tree bark.

295 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:14:07am

re: #293 Vicious Babushka

UniteBlue was started as the anti-TGDN. Wingnuts don’t like it.

Yeah, but there’s a lefty campaign against it being led by that anti-vaxxer nutcase Politicolnews.

296 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:14:54am

re: #295 Gus

Yeah, but there’s a lefty campaign against it being led by that anti-vaxxer nutcase Politicolnews.

I didn’t even see that.

297 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:16:39am

re: #296 Vicious Babushka

I didn’t even see that.

Been seeing this for weeks now. He protected his account. They’re spreading rumors about someone being a pedophile. Now they’re trying to slander Rev Sue or something to that effect. Really weird people.

298 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:17:34am

re: #297 Gus

Been seeing this for weeks now. He protected his account. They’re spreading rumors about someone being a pedophile. Now they’re trying to slander Rev Sue or something to that effect. Really weird people.

I don’t much look at the UniteBlue hashtag because it’s so much more boring than TGDN.

299 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:17:57am

re: #289 Vicious Babushka

Seriously WTF?

Can’t even get basic facts right. Benghazi wasn’t an embassy. It was a consulate. Okay, that’s a minor quibble.

But even if you count all diplomatic facilities, this quip is flat out wrong.

From 1982-1989, George P. Schultz was Sec. State. In that time, there were several high profile bombings at US embassies in Lebanon, Kuwait, Columbia, and Portugal (among others). Dozens were killed in those attacks.

The April 1983 bombing killed 17 Americans, including the CIA station chief and the deputy director for USAID.

The embassy was moved to a supposedly more secure location in 1984, where it too was hit by a bombing attack, killing 22, including 2 US soldiers.

Sandwiched between those two bombings? The 1983 Marine Barracks bombing in October 1983.

Reagan’s response? Not exactly a model of response - shelling by the USS New Jersey for a couple of weeks was about the extent of the military response, but Hizbullah survived and thrived to the point where they’re now in a position to wreak havoc in Lebanon and Syria, as well as Israel.

300 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:19:06am

re: #298 Vicious Babushka

I don’t much look at the UniteBlue hashtag because it’s so much more boring than TGDN.

I don’t look at any of the hash tags I Tweet to. Like #p2 and #tlot. Never. Only if it’s some goofy fun trend. :D

301 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:19:51am

re: #300 Gus

I don’t look at any of the hash tags I Tweet to. Like #p2 and #tlot. Never. Only if it’s some goofy fun trend. :D

I looked at #tcot once. Just a bunch of spam and pr0nbots.

302 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:23:42am

Last night I watched a teaser for an upcoming news show on CBS, they showed “Conclave to elect the new Pope” and then immediately “Victoria’s Secret Models!”

303 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:26:50am

4 dead, at least 2 injured after Herkimer Co. shooting spree

HERKIMER COUNTY — State police now say at least six people were shot, four fatally, in a Herkimer County shooting spree that crossed town lines.

State police PIO Jack Keller says two people were fatally shot at Gaffey’s car wash on Mohawk Street in Herkimer and two more were fatally shot on South Washington Street in Mohawk. At least two others were injured, but Keller could not say at which location.

The suspect reportedly used a long gun for the shootings. He had not been apprehended as of 10:45 a.m.

Firefighters also battled a structure fire at an apartment building at 32 S. Washington St. in Mohawk that is connected to the shootings, police said. The fire began sometime around 9:30 a.m. and was reported out shortly before 11 a.m. Officials said it began in the rear of the building, but the cause is still under investigation.

304 chadu  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:30:26am

re: #107 makeitstop

My wife showed me this piece on Slate…

Regrettable - The troubling things I learned when I re-reported Bob Woodward’s book on John Belushi.

It may go a ways to explain what happened with the Gene Sperling ‘threat’ episode.

An interesting article. Kinda long, but worth the read.

Agreed; I read that article yesterday and forgot to page it.

305 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:30:26am

re: #303 Gus

Firefighters also battled a structure fire at an apartment building at 32 S. Washington St. in Mohawk that is connected to the shootings, police said. The fire began sometime around 9:30 a.m. and was reported out shortly before 11 a.m. Officials said it began in the rear of the building, but the cause is still under investigation.

Reports indicate the suspect lived in that building; police were seen taking about half a dozen long guns from the residence shortly before 11 a.m. but would not confirm if they belonged to the suspect.

Several state police officials and Herkimer police Chief Joseph Malone also were in front of the car wash in Herkimer. The area was surrounded by yellow police tape . A couple of officers are armed with shotguns.

Herkimer, Mohawk, Ilion, Frankfort and Dolgeville schools and HCCC were placed on lockdown at about 10 a.m., school officials said. The Herkimer superintendent said the move was recommended by village police. Classes were continuing as normal, but school officials were monitoring the entrances. He said he was waiting for additional information from police before determining if students would be allowed off campus for lunch.

Police initially were searching for a maroon vehicle in connection with the shootings. That vehicle later was found in Herkimer.

Reports indicate police are searching for a 50- to 60-year-old slender white male, about 5-foot-11, with white hair and a white beard, last seen wearing a flannel shirt.

306 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:30:28am

re: #302 Vicious Babushka

Last night I watched a teaser for an upcoming news show on CBS, they showed “Conclave to elect the new Pope” and then immediately “Victoria’s Secret Models!”

Could this be the new pope?

Image: 20003274_7e59_625x1000.jpg

307 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:33:50am

re: #305 lawhawk

More big city gun violence.
/

308 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:33:53am

re: #298 Vicious Babushka

I don’t much look at the UniteBlue hashtag because it’s so much more boring than TGDN.

Speaking of, do half the morons using that tag these days even realize what it stands for I wonder?

309 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:34:48am
310 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:36:51am

re: #306 NJDhockeyfan

Could this be the new pope?

Image: 20003274_7e59_625x1000.jpg

Well having her as Pope would definitely boost interest in Catholicism.

311 Stanley Sea  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:36:56am

Ere: #303 Gus

4 dead, at least 2 injured after Herkimer Co. shooting spree

My upding registers disgust and sadness

312 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:38:12am

re: #310 Eclectic Cyborg

Well having her as Pope would definitely boost interest in Catholicism.

Heh. I might become a Catholic if she was the pope.

313 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:41:21am

re: #307 Feline Fearless Leader

Yup. Here’s the location. Yeah, it’s in Herkimer, which is a town outside Utica NY.

314 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:42:35am

So. As of this morning I am currently blocked by David Sirota, Jeremy Schaill, MJ Rosenberg, and Glenn Greenwald. Woot!

Image: David-Sirota.jpg

315 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:43:35am

re: #305 lawhawk

Map showing relationship of two locations where the alleged gunman shot and killed four, wounded two others.

316 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:45:49am

re: #314 Gus

So. As of this morning I am currently blocked by David Sirota, Jeremy Schaill, MJ Rosenberg, and Glenn Greenwald. Woot!

Image: David-Sirota.jpg

MJ blocked me after I called him a Dweeb. Then somebody (maybe MJ himself?) posted at my blog pearl-clutching “Isn’t it against the Torah to call someone names?” I mean DWEEB. It’s not like I called him a goatfucking cocksucker (NTTAWWT if he is one)

317 BongCrodny  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:49:24am

re: #311 Stanley Sea

4 dead, at least 2 injured after Herkimer Co. shooting spree

My upding registers disgust and sadness

Reports indicate police are searching for a 50- to 60-year-old slender white male, about 5-foot-11, with white hair and a white beard, last seen wearing a flannel shirt.

Well, I’m shocked.

318 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:50:07am

re: #316 Vicious Babushka

MJ blocked me after I called him a Dweeb. Then somebody (maybe MJ himself?) posted at my blog pearl-clutching “Isn’t it against the Torah to call someone names?” I mean DWEEB. It’s not like I called him a goatfucking cocksucker (NTTAWWT if he is one)

Just a bunch of arrogant, pretentious, neo-libertarian, pseudo-intellectuals with a cult following.

319 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:50:41am

re: #306 NJDhockeyfan

Could this be the new pope?

Image: 20003274_7e59_625x1000.jpg

White smoke! White smoke!!

320 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:51:16am

re: #319 makeitstop

White smoke! White smoke!!

Pink smoke!

321 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:51:32am

re: #309 Gus

I’m Gene Sperling, Assistant to President Obama for Economic Policy. AMA.

AskFLOTUS II, Electric Bugaloo.

322 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:51:44am

re: #320 Gus

Pink smoke!

feministing.com

323 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:52:33am

re: #313 lawhawk

Yup. Here’s the location. Yeah, it’s in Herkimer, which is a town outside Utica NY.

Was up that way for 3-4 days last year. Stayed in Rome and was wandering here and there around the Mohawk Valley including a jaunt down to Cooperstown. Sorta run-down industrial towns along the river, and the rest is primarily farms. Standard old-US route build up along US-20 and some interstates as well - mainly I-90 (Dewey Thruway).

Lots of the small businesses along US-20 were closed when I was up there.

324 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:53:16am

re: #313 lawhawk

Yup. Here’s the location. Yeah, it’s in Herkimer, which is a town outside Utica NY.

Gets cold up there!

325 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:55:38am

re: #318 Gus

Just a bunch of arrogant, pretentious, neo-libertarian, pseudo-intellectuals with a cult following.

Right after MJ blocked me he changed his avatar to a picture of some dude with a cigarette hanging off his lip, to make himself look less dweeby and more teenage delinquenty.

326 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:56:51am

This from 14th century Pakistan…

Pakistan soldier ‘stoned to death for affair’ in Kurram

A soldier accused of having an affair with a local woman has been stoned to death on the orders of tribal elders in north-west Pakistan, officials say.

Elders in Kurram tribal agency said scores of people threw stones at the soldier in a cemetery near the town of Parachinar until he bled to death.

Locals in the mostly Shia area opposed the alleged relationship because he was a Sunni Muslim and the woman a Shia.

There was no immediate response from the military.

No word on what has happened to the woman.

327 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:57:18am

re: #324 Gus

Gets cold up there!

I used to live another 125 mi or so north of there. Gets cold, but not quite in the snow footprint for lake effect snow like Syracuse, Tug Hill, and Watertown get.

328 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:57:50am

re: #316 Vicious Babushka

You’re so Vicious you are. /

329 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:58:07am

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

This from 14th century Pakistan…

Pakistan soldier ‘stoned to death for affair’ in Kurram

No word on what has happened to the woman.

HE WAS A SOLDIER!!! WHY DIDN’T HE JUST SHOOT THEM WITH HIS AK-47?

330 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:58:43am

re: #327 Feline Fearless Leader

I used to live another 125 mi or so north of there. Gets cold, but not quite in the snow footprint for lake effect snow like Syracuse, Tug Hill, and Watertown get.

What’s that big old and now gone SAC AFB that used to in upstate NY?

331 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:58:50am

So precious, white supremacists made their own Twitter hashtag.

332 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:02:41am

re: #329 Vicious Babushka

“Isn’t that just like a Pakistani soldier? Brings a gun to a rock fight. ”
~ Jim al-Malone

333 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:06:49am

re: #331 Vicious Babushka

So precious, white supremacists made their own Twitter hashtag.

I don’t get it. Clicked on the hash tag link and I’m not seeing anything.

334 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:07:54am

re: #330 Gus

Griffiss Air Force Base in Rome? They held a Woodstock event in 1999 there after it was shuttered by BRAC.

335 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:09:53am

re: #333 Gus

I don’t get it. Clicked on the hash tag link and I’m not seeing anything.

Give them time. After #askFlotus I am so totally not going there.

336 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:10:50am

re: #334 lawhawk

Griffiss Air Force Base in Rome? They held a Woodstock event in 1999 there after it was shuttered by BRAC.

Plattsburgh. Place was huge. And kind of awesome.

337 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:11:10am

TEH DERP MUTATES

338 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:12:23am

Cocked and loaded B-52s! Woot! We’re gonna die!

339 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:13:18am

re: #338 Gus

Cocked and loaded B-52s! Woot! We’re gonna die!

Can you make a to-scale graphic of an AR-15 and a drone?

340 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:14:00am

re: #339 Vicious Babushka

Can you make a to-scale graphic of an AR-15 and a drone?

OK. I’ll put that on my to-do list. :D

341 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:16:03am

DERP. Singapore & Japan have lower crime rates. Switzerland just had a mass shooting. But since this is just a spambot, no point in responding.

342 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:17:31am

Another day, another politician under investigation for racketeering.

Jennifer Carroll resigns amid arrests in Internet gambling case

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll, known for her efforts to promote business in South Florida, resigned Tuesday after her past consulting efforts were tied to what’s being called an illegal gambling operation.

Gov. Rick Scott’s chief of staff, Adam Hollingsworth, in a statement noted that arrests were made on charges of racketeering and money laundering in connection with “Allied Veterans of the World’s illegal gambling companies.” Allied is a non-profit that allegedly operated Internet cafes with gambling.

343 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:19:03am

re: #342 NJDhockeyfan

Another day, another politician under investigation for racketeering.

Jennifer Carroll resigns amid arrests in Internet gambling case

Liberal sting operation!!

344 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:21:26am
345 Professor Chaos  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:22:46am

re: #337 Vicious Babushka

TEH DERP MUTATES

Skimmed through the comments on that page. Their argument is that Kelly violated the law by becoming a straw purchaser, buying the weapons with the intent to give it to someone else. There is a big difference between giving something to a private third party versus surrendering it to a law enforcement agency. It never fails to amaze me that these people are completely incapable of nuance and/or willfully ignorant of it.

346 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:24:12am

re: #345 Professor Chaos

Skimmed through the comments on that page. Their argument is that Kelly violated the law by becoming a straw purchaser, buying the weapons with the intent to give it to someone else. There is a big difference between giving something to a private third party versus surrendering it to a law enforcement agency. It never fails to amaze me that these people are completely incapable of nuance and/or willfully ignorant of it.

The straw purchase law applies if you plan to give it to someone who would not qualify for the purchase, Tucson PD would qualify so DERP.

347 Professor Chaos  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:25:16am

re: #341 Vicious Babushka

DERP. Singapore & Japan have lower crime rates. Switzerland just had a mass shooting. But since this is just a spambot, no point in responding.

Too bad. Would really love to have a Glenn Beck style chalk talk about the connection between Swiss gun ownership rates and Benghazi.

348 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:25:18am

WHAT RIGHT-WING ANTI-SEMITISM? (not embedding b/c link to racist site)

349 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:31:26am

re: #339 Vicious Babushka

Can you make a to-scale graphic of an AR-15 and a drone?

+/-

Image: AR15-Drone.jpg

350 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:38:36am

re: #345 Professor Chaos

Skimmed through the comments on that page. Their argument is that Kelly violated the law by becoming a straw purchaser, buying the weapons with the intent to give it to someone else. There is a big difference between giving something to a private third party versus surrendering it to a law enforcement agency. It never fails to amaze me that these people are completely incapable of nuance and/or willfully ignorant of it.

I commented about the straw purchaser laws in AZ before, but I’ll expand on them a bit.

ARS 13-3101 provides definitions for use in firearms related offenses. Prohibited possessor is defined as follows:

7. “Prohibited possessor” means any person:
(a) Who has been found to constitute a danger to self or to others or to be persistently or acutely disabled or gravely disabled pursuant to court order under section 36-540, and whose right to possess a firearm has not been restored pursuant to section 13-925.
(b) Who has been convicted within or without this state of a felony or who has been adjudicated delinquent for a felony and whose civil right to possess or carry a gun or firearm has not been restored.
(c) Who is at the time of possession serving a term of imprisonment in any correctional or detention facility.
(d) Who is at the time of possession serving a term of probation pursuant to a conviction for a domestic violence offense as defined in section 13-3601 or a felony offense, parole, community supervision, work furlough, home arrest or release on any other basis or who is serving a term of probation or parole pursuant to the interstate compact under title 31, chapter 3, article 4.1.
(e) Who is an undocumented alien or a nonimmigrant alien traveling with or without documentation in this state for business or pleasure or who is studying in this state and who maintains a foreign residence abroad. This subdivision does not apply to:
(i) Nonimmigrant aliens who possess a valid hunting license or permit that is lawfully issued by a state in the United States.
(ii) Nonimmigrant aliens who enter the United States to participate in a competitive target shooting event or to display firearms at a sports or hunting trade show that is sponsored by a national, state or local firearms trade organization devoted to the competitive use or other sporting use of firearms.
(iii) Certain diplomats.
(iv) Officials of foreign governments or distinguished foreign visitors who are designated by the United States department of state.
(v) Persons who have received a waiver from the United States attorney general.

ARS 13-3102 Misconduct involving weapons; defenses; classification; definitions. Of note:

4. Possessing a deadly weapon or prohibited weapon if such person is a prohibited possessor; or
5. Selling or transferring a deadly weapon to a prohibited possessor

Subsection 5 is the straw sales provision in Arizona.

Kelly isn’t a prohibited possessor, so 4 doesn’t apply. The Tuscon PD isn’t a prohibited possessor, so 5 (and it’s treatment as a Class 6 felony) doesn’t apply.

The straw purchase law in AZ actually prohibits sales to those who cannot otherwise purchase - the prohibited purchaser. The Tuscon PD is a legal purchaser, so it’s not a straw sale violating state law. No violation of federal law either. Federal guidelines indicate that a gift (such as what Kelly intends here) is not a violation of federal straw sales provisions - see page 165.

351 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:47:19am

re: #349 Gus

+/-

Image: AR15-Drone.jpg

Here’s an unmarked CIA version.

Image: AR15-CIA-Drone.jpg

Outrage!

352 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:54:05am


353 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:57:30am

re: #330 Gus

What’s that big old and now gone SAC AFB that used to in upstate NY?

Plattsburg probably. Over near Lake Champlain. Had a F-111 wing at one time. Also saw a B-57 Canberra that was flying out of there once way back in the 70s when I think it was still in use for recee and ECM work. Some stuff around Syracuse as well, but I think that was TAC stuff flying Corsair II and then A-10s.

354 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:58:52am

re: #352 lawhawk

16-year-old #KimaniGray killed by police in Brooklyn was shot 7 times, 3 entering from rear autopsy finds

Oh, boy. Not good.

355 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:59:21am

re: #334 lawhawk

Griffiss Air Force Base in Rome? They held a Woodstock event in 1999 there after it was shuttered by BRAC.

That’s completely gone and now an industrial park. I was sitting at breakfast the one day in Rome and talking to a guy who had been based there in the 50s and had gone over to look.

My brother says that there is probably a real good fossil site for trilobites buried back in there as well. Some very good samples from the Rome area that stopped turning up after the base was built.

356 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:59:29am

re: #353 Feline Fearless Leader

Plattsburg probably. Over near Lake Champlain. Had a F-111 wing at one time. Also saw a B-57 Canberra that was flying out of there once way back in the 70s when I think it was still in use for recee and ECM work. Some stuff around Syracuse as well, but I think that was TAC stuff flying Corsair II and then A-10s.

TAC was second to high viz Naval air power. :D

357 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:59:46am
358 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 9:59:46am

Still crazy after all these years…PETA is outraged about 2 new video games coming out…

PETA Urges Better Treatment of Arthropodal Killing Machines in Video Game

PETA is planning to hand out anti-abuse pamphlets at the launch of StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm, urging gamers to respect the game’s pixelated extraterrestrials known as The Zerg. The pamphlet, titled “Zerglings Have Feelings, Too,” is a reminder to have compassion for all beings—real or fictional—and is emblazoned with an adorable rendering of the series’ horrific arthropodal antagonists. In an impressive moment of sanity, the PETA blog acknowledges that “Terrans for the Ethical Treatment of Zerglings” is simply a parody. And the press release even mentions that it’s a direct response to the impressive level of (bad) press they got for their Pokémon mod a few months back. Is it really a parody, though, if no one realizes it’s a parody? Already, gamers are taking the bait and flaming PETA with a level of vitriol usually reserved for fellow gamers.

‘Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag’ Causes Controversy With PETA, Ubisoft Responds With Epic Sarcasm

“Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag” is at the center of the latest campaign from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), who emphasizes humane solutions to animal problems in urban and rural areas. For the uninitiated, PETA is known for its over-the-top rallies and responses to animal cruelty and unfavorable treatment of animals. PETA has a long-running rivalry with video game developers. Most recently, PETA called out Pokémon for encouraging children to catch and imprison animals. Now, it looks like PETA is settings its sites on the game developers at Ubisoft.

PETA has targeted “Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag” in its latest campaign seeking to inform the public about the atrocities committed against animals around the world. In the non-profit’s latest written statement, it attacks the creators of the Assassin’s Creed franchise for encouraging whaling.

…Ubisoft, a game development company that has some of the most talented writers and designers on the planet, promptly responded to the accusations made by PETA. Here’s exactly what Ubisoft said in response to PETA’s attack against them:

“History is our playground in Assassin’s Creed … Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag is a work of fiction that depicts the real events during the Golden Era of Pirates. We do not condone illegal whaling, just as we don’t condone a pirate lifestyle of poor hygiene, plundering, hijacking ships, and over-the-legal-limit drunken debauchery.”

“And even if the game does glorify whaling - as it certainly glorifies the life of a pirate - I don’t think it will lead to a generation of gamers who head to the Caribbean to hunt down humpbacks. Just as I don’t think anyone who played the previous Assassin’s Creed games have found employment as a murderer for hire.”

Heh.

359 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:01:06am

re: #349 Gus

+/-

Image: AR15-Drone.jpg

Ready to add “This is your AR-15. This is your government’s AC-130.”?

And perhaps make it “at night”. ;)

360 Lidane  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:03:00am

re: #358 NJDhockeyfan

‘Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag’ Causes Controversy With PETA, Ubisoft Responds With Epic Sarcasm

Heh.

Sarcasm is the only response that PETA deserves. Fuck ‘em.

There are valid arguments to be made about factory farming, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, and for the humane treatment of animals. PETA isn’t qualified to make them because they’re batshit crazy.

361 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:04:42am
362 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:06:08am

re: #360 Lidane

Sarcasm is the only response that PETA deserves. Fuck ‘em.

There are valid arguments to be made about factory farming, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, and for the humane treatment of animals. PETA isn’t qualified to make them because they’re batshit crazy.

At least PETA hasn’t bombed medical research facilities.

363 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:07:18am

re: #360 Lidane

Sarcasm is the only response that PETA deserves. Fuck ‘em.

There are valid arguments to be made about factory farming, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, and for the humane treatment of animals. PETA isn’t qualified to make them because they’re batshit crazy.

They should spend more time worrying about the high number of animals they kill every year before bitching about damn video games.

364 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:07:34am

re: #359 Feline Fearless Leader

Ready to add “This is your AR-15. This is your government’s AC-130.”?

And perhaps make it “at night”. ;)

In a bit. I’m just waiting to be accused of supporting the government killing American citizens again. Or whatever that was about last night. :D

365 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:08:38am

Remembering Jennifer Carroll: America Needs ‘Christians to Step Up and Lead This Country’

The news broke this morning that Florida Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll has resigned from office over her ties to an organization that ran a series of “internet cafes” in the state that is now at the center of a racketeering investigation. According to reports, Carroll had close ties this organization and even appeared in a commercial for it in 2010.

These “cafes” are often borderline casinos that exist in a legal gray area by claiming that they are merely offering “sweepstakes” to customers.

So it is just a little too perfect that back in 2011, Carroll was a featured speaker at a Faith and Freedom Coalition event ahead of a Republican presidential debate in Florida, organized by none other than Ralph Reed, where she declared that America needs “good, solid Christians to step up and lead this country on a proper moral path”:

366 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:08:42am

re: #364 Gus

In a bit. I’m just waiting to be accused of supporting the government killing American citizens again. Or whatever that was about last night. :D

I think gdf hangs out around gun nuts too much, that’s how he absorbed some of the nutty thinking on secession.

367 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:09:16am

re: #361 Gus

Maybe not “the” antichrist, but at least an antichrist.

368 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:10:17am

This is very creepy and disturbing, does it mean “Rape Me, Jesus”?

369 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:10:19am

So, which will start emitting white smoke first?

a. Cardinal conclave at the Vatican

b. GOP reps meeting with Obama

c. Sen McCain about new ambassador appointed for Libya

370 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:12:03am

re: #369 Feline Fearless Leader

So, which will start emitting white smoke first?

a. Cardinal conclave at the Vatican

b. GOP reps meeting with Obama

c. Sen McCain about new ambassador appointed for Libya

Vicious Babushka’s DERPometer burning out after straying into #tcot for too long.

371 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:12:48am

Rep. Hultgren: Unlike ‘Dangerous’ Sex-Ed, Abstinence-Only Programs Have ‘Incredible Success Records’

Only when you define success as rampant STD outbreaks and high teen pregnancy numbers.

372 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:12:50am

re: #370 lawhawk

Vicious Babushka’s DERPometer burning out after straying into #tcot for too long.

I never go to tcot, it’s just spam & pronbots. You probably mean TGDN or askFlotus.

373 CuriousLurker  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:13:07am

From our “friends” in the Magic Kingdom:

Saudi Arabia Executes 7 Men After Appeals Rejected

The seven were arrested in 2006 and received death sentences in 2009, a Saudi newspaper reported at the time. The case was back in focus after Human Rights Watch earlier this month called for the sentences to be canceled because the men were juveniles at the time of their arrest.

One of the men told The Associated Press in early March that he was only 15 when he was arrested as part of a ring that stole jewelry in 2004 and 2005. Nasser al-Qahtani said he was tortured to confess and had no access to lawyers.

Al-Qahtani said that during the years-long trial, he only faced the judge three times and when the men tried to complain to the judge about the torture or show torture marks on their bodies, they were ignored. He also said the judge never assigned him a lawyer.

The original sentences called for death by firing squad and crucifixion. However, SPA said on Wednesday that the seven were beheaded. A security official, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the media, said three men with swords carried out the executions. […]

One step forward, two steps back. *SIGH*

374 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:15:29am

DERP, HOW’D THAT LAST ONE WORK OUT FOR YOU SEECESH?

375 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:17:28am

re: #362 Vicious Babushka

At least PETA hasn’t bombed medical research facilities.

No, they are more interested in dumping the animals they kill into trash bins.

376 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:19:12am

Beck: John Wilkes Booth, Adolf Hitler, & Michael Bloomberg

According to Beck, just as Booth and Hitler believed that they knew the proper solutions to the “crisis” they believed their nations faced, so too Bloomberg believes he is doing the right thing in trying solve the “crisis” of obesity.

“A lot of people have come in the past and said ‘there’s a crisis,’” Beck said, pointing to the Booth and Hitler documents, “We have to do something. We have to do something. That always leads you to bad places”:

/facepalm

377 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:19:57am

re: #374 Vicious Babushka

DERP, HOW’D THAT LAST ONE WORK OUT FOR YOU SEECESH?

Here I thought they would stop going bonkers this morning. //

378 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:21:40am

Fox News guest to MSNBC: Hannity is ‘so upset that the economy is rebounding’

During a panel discussion on Monday, Hannity talked over Occidental College Associate Professor of Politics Caroline Heldman as she tried to point to positive economic indicators like that the unemployment rate had dropped to 7.7 percent and the stock market was soaring.

“Nine million fewer Americans in the workforce!” Hannity interrupted. “You hear Nancy Pelosi, others talking about the stock market. Do any of those people on food stamps, are they investing in the stock market, Caroline?”

“I’m impressed that you’re now concerned about the poor, thank you for that,” Heldman shot back.

In an appearance on MSNBC on Tuesday, the Occidental professor shed some light on her interview with Hannity.

“You know, I have never met a group of people that is so upset that the economy is rebounding than the folks over at Fox,” Heldman told MSNBC’s Al Sharpton.

379 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:22:30am

LOL now I am SO BLOCKED by John Wayne!

380 iossarian  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:22:48am

As if Hannity et al. give a shit about anyone who’s on food stamps. What a clown.

381 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:23:04am

I think the text should appear above the AR-15 and the Drone or at least have arrows pointing. The eye expects the image to be below the text.

382 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:25:07am

Hi folks!

383 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:26:14am

re: #379 Vicious Babushka

LOL now I am SO BLOCKED by John Wayne!

I like the guy who said he needed a 50 round drum for his AR-15 so he would have enough rounds to shoot down a drone.

Yeah buddy. Max effective range for an area target with an AR-15 is about 800 meters. Good luck with that.

384 Why I Never!  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:26:43am

re: #382 Jimmah

Hi folks!

There are no bottom comments….have a downding, baby!

385 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:27:57am

re: #384 Why I Never!

There are no bottom comments….have a downding, baby!

Ooh that felt good to me - have one back!

386 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:27:57am

re: #383 Kragar (Antichrist )

I like the guy who said he needed a 50 round drum for his AR-15 so he would have enough rounds to shoot down a drone.

Yeah buddy. Max effective range for an area target with an AR-15 is about 800 meters. Good luck with that.

387 Gus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:28:36am

re: #381 Vicious Babushka

I think the text should appear above the AR-15 and the Drone.

Image: AR15-Drone-2.jpg
Image: AR15-CIA-Drone-2.jpg

388 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:29:44am

Ben Shapiro’s Groundbreaking Advice for the GOP: Demonize Obama

Breitbart News Editor-At-Large Ben Shapiro is out with an innovative and pioneering game plan for Republicans: attack Democrats. Shapiro spoke to Pat Robertson today on the 700 Club where he maintained that Republicans lost the last election because they didn’t try to demonize President Obama, who “painted Mitt Romney as the worst guy since Stalin.”

That’s right, according to Shapiro, Republicans were simply too afraid to criticize Obama during the campaign.

Shapiro offers even more brilliant advice later in the interview, where he told Republicans to respond to allegations of racism by calling Democrats “racist for boiling racism down to anything with which you disagree; what that does is it demeans racism and makes racism into something that means nothing and that’s something that Republicans need to do on a more regular basis.”

He said that unlike conservatives, liberals “don’t have facts or evidence to back their positions.”

This revolutionary strategy is on display at Breitbart News, which recently ran an “exposé” on the nonexistent Friends of Hamas and cited a satirical article claiming Paul Krugman had filed for bankruptcy.

389 Why I Never!  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:29:54am

re: #385 Jimmah

Ooh that felt good to me - have one back!

Jimmah dinged me and I liked it. :)

390 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:30:53am

re: #389 Why I Never!

Jimmah dinged me and I liked it. :)

Hope you can handle it hon cos there’s plently more where that came from!

391 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:31:30am

re: #386 Vicious Babushka

Just wait until the USAF announces that it’s got Rods From Gods and drones are superfluous. No one with a gun of any kind could shoot ‘em down. /

392 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:32:53am

re: #391 lawhawk

Just wait until the USAF announces that it’s got Rods From Gods and drones are superfluous. No one with a gun of any kind could shoot ‘em down. /

Which is why every Americans needs their own ballistic missile system.

393 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:33:58am

re: #392 Kragar (Antichrist )

Puny human. LOIC. When you absolutely positively have to kill everyone in the blast radius, accept no substitutes.

394 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:34:04am

THE FAKE QUOTE THAT WILL NEVER DIE! (Now I am SO BLOCKED by Don Phelan)


395 chadu  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:34:08am

re: #376 Kragar (Antichrist )

Last night, Glenn Beck kicked off his program by showing off a couple of historical artifacts that he has acquired, including a handwritten copy of a speech delivered by John Wilkes Booth and an early edition of “Mein Kampf” signed by Adolf Hitler

O_o

WTF?

396 Why I Never!  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:34:17am

re: #390 Jimmah

Hope you can handle it hon cos there’s plently more where that came from!

Apply LIBERALLY (tee hee)

397 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:37:01am

re: #396 Why I Never!

Apply LIBERALLY (tee hee)

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This started off funny (kinda) but now it’s just an abuse of the LGF rating system!

398 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:37:07am

re: #376 Kragar (Antichrist )

Is Beck seriously trying to compare Bloomberg’s soda law to Booth’s assassination of Lincoln and hopes for a renewed Civil War (that was his ultimate goal, which failed spectacularly) or to Hitler’s Third Reich - which led to the deaths of tens of millions of people?

My head hurts from that logic bomb.

399 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:37:15am

re: #393 lawhawk

Puny human. LOIC. When you absolutely positively have to kill everyone in the blast radius, accept no substitutes.

Virus bombs, followed by orbital lance strike to ignite the gases from the decomposing remains, with cyclonic torpedoes along the fault lines and ice caps to destabilize the crust and cause total environmental collapse.

400 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:38:17am

re: #398 lawhawk

Is Beck seriously trying to compare Bloomberg’s soda law to Booth’s assassination of Lincoln and hopes for a renewed Civil War (that was his ultimate goal, which failed spectacularly) or to Hitler’s Third Reich - which led to the deaths of tens of millions of people?

My head hurts from that logic bomb.

I like how Beck says we have to be careful of people exploiting a crisis when he constantly says America is facing a crisis.

401 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:40:27am

And this is where Cruz burnishes his conservative credentials but shreds his credibility once again.

Obamacare is not going to get repealed. It wont in the next 3+ years while Obama is president (no chance at Senate pass, let alone a veto override). It’s a joke to think otherwise - but they’re going through the motions anyway.

402 Why I Never!  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:40:45am

re: #397 Jimmah

This started off funny (kinda) but now it’s just an abuse of the LGF rating system!

Abuse me!

403 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:42:18am

Everything You Need To Know About The Steubenville Rape Trial

On Wednesday, the trial will begin for two high school boys charged with raping a young girl at a party. Their story — and the story of their town, Steubenville, OH — has captured national attention, bringing a focus onto football culture, social media, and the issue of consent.

The alleged victim isn’t from Steubenville. She’s from a town in West Virginia, across the Ohio river. But she was at a Steubenville party one night in August of 2012, where the attack is said to have occurred. Reports, and a rather incriminating video, indicate that the two boys sexually assaulted the girl over several hours, in the back of a moving car and, later, in a basement. The assault allegedly included anal and vaginal penetration and urination.

As the trial begins, here’s what you should know about the boys, the victim, and the town of Steubenville:

These “boys” deserve to be tossed in prison for at least the next decade.

404 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:43:56am

re: #402 Why I Never!

Abuse me!

[Embedded content]

What’s for dinner anyway?

405 Why I Never!  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:44:49am

re: #404 Jimmah

What’s for dinner anyway?

Beef stew, baby! :)

406 Kragar (Antichrist )  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:45:38am
The boys’ lawyers plan to argue that silence is consent. Attorneys for Mays tried to get the charges dropped entirely because two of his friends were denied the chance to serve as witnesses. When that failed, the defense came up with a different strategy: They plan to argue that, “[s]he didn’t affirmatively say no,” and thus gave her consent. This ignores Ohio’s law, much like laws in the rest of the country, that agreeing to go out with someone does not mean you have given consent to sex. The lawyers’ argument is perhaps most disturbing, because it actually echoes one of the jokes captured in the uploaded Anonymous video: “It isn’t really rape because you don’t know if she wanted to or not.”

They seriously consider this a defense? What the fuck kind of horseshit is this? I hope they get destroyed by the court.

407 Jimmah  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:46:25am

re: #405 Why I Never!

Beef stew, baby! :)

Awesome! Let’s blow this popsicle stand and do this thing :)

408 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:46:40am

re: #399 Kragar (Antichrist )

Virus bombs, followed by orbital lance strike to ignite the gases from the decomposing remains, with cyclonic torpedoes along the fault lines and ice caps to destabilize the crust and cause total environmental collapse.

Naw. Just beam down your previously prepared Jesus, Missing Iman, Buddha, etc. clones, make some popcorn (or your alien equivalent), sit back and let them take themselves out.

409 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:46:45am

The Egyptian Sunni militant group al-Gama’a al-Islamiya intends to form militias to restore order to the streets, a member of the group says.

A statement issued by the group, which has been declared a terrorist organization by the United States and European Union, said it had decided “not to stand idly by in the face of senseless scenes on the street,” Asharq al-Awsat reported Tuesday.

A statement recently issued by the prosecutor-general was interpreted as opening the way for vigilantism, the newspaper said. The statement said the prosecutor-general “urges all citizens to exercise the right … to arrest anyone found committing a crime and refer them to official [security] personnel.”

410 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:49:06am
411 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:49:32am

Egypt Muslim Brotherhood blasts UN women document

Egypt’s powerful Muslim Brotherhood has sharply criticized a U.N. draft document on violence against women as “deceitful,” saying its articles clash with Islamic principles and undermine family values.

The group, from which Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi hails, called on other Muslim nations, women’s groups and Islamic organizations to reject the document, which is expected to be endorsed at the end of a meeting of the U.N. Commission on the Status of Women this week.

The Brotherhood’s statement Wednesday says the document propagates sexual freedoms, advocates the use of abortion and equates sexual assault by a stranger with assault by a spouse.

It called on women groups not to be “lured by phony calls for civilized behavior.”

412 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:51:34am

re: #410 NJDhockeyfan

He’s going to have to flee the country when he leaves power. The mullahs have it out for him.

413 Mattand  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:52:21am

re: #358 NJDhockeyfan

Still crazy after all these years…PETA is outraged about 2 new video games coming out…

PETA Urges Better Treatment of Arthropodal Killing Machines in Video Game

‘Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag’ Causes Controversy With PETA, Ubisoft Responds With Epic Sarcasm

Heh.

That’s a great response, particularly with the backhanded slap at Republicans/conservatives/NRA over videogames causing violence.

414 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:53:03am
415 Stanley Sea  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 11:02:17am

re: #382 Jimmah

Hi folks!

Lol

416 lawhawk  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 11:05:44am

Whoopsie.

Florida Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll (R) “abruptly resigned amid law enforcement questions about a Florida Internet sweepstakes company at the center of a nationwide criminal investigation,” the Miami Herald reports.

“It’s unclear if Carroll is the target of any criminal charges. Attorney General Pam Bondi and law enforcement officials have scheduled a 2:30 p.m. press conference in Orlando to discuss the case.


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