Jim Hoft: “Thug in Chief” Obama Is Causing Long Lines at Airports to “Screw With CPAC”

Just how paranoid is Jim Hoft, anyway?
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With anyone else, you’d probably think this is a joke. But Jim Hoft, the legendary Dumbest Man on the Internet, is not kidding. He honestly believes that President Obama is causing long lines at Reagan Airport, just to hassle people like him.

Paranoid right wing derangement, combined with epic stupidity. An award-winning combination!

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118 comments
1 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:01:02pm

What kind of award can he get for this one? He’s won all the rest…

2 Political Atheist  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:01:57pm

In Jim Hofts world, everyday is opposite or upside down day.

3 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:02:10pm

They really think Obama is as petty as they are, don’t they?

4 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:02:20pm

Long lines at airports. THANKS OBAMA.

5 Romantic Heretic  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:02:32pm

I’m guessing Mr. Hoft and conservatives in general replace light bulbs by holding them up and letting the universe revolve around them.

6 jaunte  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:03:02pm

If long lines at airports were the only thing wrong about CPAC, it would be cause for celebration.

7 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:03:03pm

We made the front page of the Reddit politics section today:

reddit.com

8 Bulworth  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:03:20pm

These guys don’t travel much, apparently.

9 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:03:58pm

Lol, National always has long security lines.

10 Romantic Heretic  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:04:54pm

re: #8 Bulworth

These guys don’t travel much, apparently.

If they travelled it would increase their chances of encountering reality. So they travel as little as possible.

11 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:04:56pm

I think the word ‘evidence’ scares the crap out of Dim Jim.

12 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:08:03pm

Dulles and BWI are busy too!
Conspiracy!

13 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:12:23pm

DC Metro is also doing track work!

14 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:16:45pm

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

15 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:17:56pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

ITZ OBAMAZ FAULT!111!!

16 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:18:25pm

Derp.

17 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:20:22pm

re: #13 Varek Raith

DC Metro is also doing track work!

And it’s Saint Patrick’s Day.

18 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:20:45pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

THANKS OBAMA.

19 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:21:11pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

Oh crap. I’m married to a soon to be old bat.

20 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:24:06pm

re: #19 b_sharp

Oh crap. I’m married to a soon to be old bat.

…
I’ll be in the bunker.

21 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:24:58pm

MOAR DERP

22 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:26:22pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

MOAR DERP

In other words, Obama’s being more realistic than the last guy in office, who tried to force both sides to agree to a deal worked out in D.C., only to watch it fail because both sides didn’t like the terms being imposed upon them.

23 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:37:09pm

re: #20 Varek Raith

…
I’ll be in the bunker.

Whew. She didn’t see it.

24 stabby  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:39:10pm

re: #23 b_sharp

Whew. She didn’t see it.

yet

25 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:42:06pm

THANKS OBAMA video. NSFW language but I’m in tears.

26 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:42:57pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

Yes, it certainly is “unreal.” As in, false.

27 Feline Fearless Leader  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:44:54pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

MOAR DERP

Unreal is Obama being realistic. There’s the worldview in a nutshell.

28 efuseakay  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:47:54pm

What I find funny is that Dim thinks everyone there was a CPAC attendee… the thing is, he could be right… I mean… look at all that diversity!

29 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:50:34pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

Yes, it certainly is “unreal.” As in, false.

Think it funnier that the supposed reason why no peace deal is being offered is that Israel isn’t looking to make concessions. Wasn’t that one of the biggest criticisms of the “Roadmap to Peace,” that Israel was being “forced” to make “too many” concessions in order to make things work?

30 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:52:21pm

Al Arabiya with Associated Press

When President Obama was asked by a group of Arab-American leaders during a meeting last week on why he did not intend to launch a new peace process, the leader said that Israel was not ready to make concessions, the Israeli newspaper, Haaretz, cited an official, who was present at the high-level meeting, as saying.

The official, who kept his identity anonymous, said the U.S. leader was frustrated with fruitlessness of the peace process, claiming it would be pointless to pressure the Israeli government at this time.

Haaretz

At a meeting last week between U.S. President Barack Obama and a group of Arab-American leaders, the president was asked why he did not intend to launch a new peace process to thaw out negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians. According to an individual present at the meeting, Obama was very frank in his reply: The government in Israel is not ready to make concessions, he said, and so there is no point in bringing pressure to bear at this time.

What’s the problem? Israel is now just getting finished putting a new government and leadership together. It’s also days before passover. He will not be there for any extended period. He’s going on a “listening mission.”

31 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:53:59pm

But Obama certainly didn’t say that Israel is “not interested.”

LA Times reports:

Obama will not carry with him a detailed proposal for how Israelis and Palestinians might resume talks, such as the one he offered in 2010. He instead plans a listening tour in Jerusalem and in Ramallah, West Bank, to solicit views on what the two sides want and to explore what may be possible.

32 Lidane  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:54:43pm

re: #8 Bulworth

These guys don’t travel much, apparently.

Seriously. It’s like blaming Rahm Emanuel for O’Hare being busy.

It takes a special level of stupid to blame Obama for an airport in Washington DC having long lines. WTF.

34 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:56:03pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

so that’s who’s been eating all my bats!

35 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:56:05pm

re: #31 Gus

But Obama certainly didn’t say that Israel is “not interested.”

LA Times reports:

Of course not. It’s total bullshit.

And if Obama did say that Israel was “not ready to make concessions” (the source is anonymous and Haaretz likes to play games like this), what’s supposed to be bad about Obama saying that? It’s true.

36 Awea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:56:14pm

Wasn’t this one of the consequences of the “Sequester”?

38 jaunte  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 12:57:01pm

Must be some drinking going on.

39 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:02:11pm

And today’s ridiculous Breitbart article by hack Matthew Boyle: Salon Writer Spins False Narrative on ‘The Uninvited’ Before Panel Begins.

Jillian Rayfield of Salon.com set out to create a false narrative about Breitbart News Network’s “The Uninvited” CPAC event, complete with accusations of “Islamaphobia,” before the panelists spoke a single word, according to an eyewitness.

Rayfield (pictured) sat next to fellow Salon reporter Alex Seitz-Wald in the event. What they did not know was right next to both of them was Patrick Poole, an investigative reporter for the conservative outlet PJ Media.

These morons. This was the event featuring Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer.

It doesn’t take Nostradamus to predict that ANY event with the Bigot Brigade is going to feature Islamophobia. Apparently we’re not supposed to notice that’s WHAT THEY DO.

40 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:02:13pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Of course not. It’s total bullshit.

And if Obama did say that Israel was “not ready to make concessions” (the source is anonymous and Haaretz likes to play games like this), what’s supposed to be bad about Obama saying that? It’s true.

Looks like Alarabiya worded that, “Obama will not bring peace plan because Israel not interested: report.” There’s an obvious reason for this perhaps. It’s something that the so called allies of Israel should be able to see but apparently they’re clouded with Obama hate. This isn’t done to make Obama look bad. This is being done by Alarabiya to make Israel look bad. Sort of in the form of “see, those Israelis aren’t interested in Peace.”

41 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:03:30pm

re: #33 jaunte

Paul Ryan Tells CBS’ Bob Schieffer ‘We Do Not Have A Debt Crisis’

re: #37 jaunte

John Boehner Tells ABC He Trusts Obama, Agrees Debt Is ‘Not An Immediate Problem’

Debt not an immediate crisis, but GOP want to act like it is for the purpose of attaining their ideological goal of dismantling the government programs they dislike. Ryan wants to do away with Obamacare, convert Medicare to vouchers and Medicaid to block grants, but he also wants to boost defense spending.

We put to the voters last year the question of whether they want “small government” or “big government.” Guess what, GOP, YOU LOST!

42 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:05:29pm

Walking Dead fans…I’m beyond hyper for tonight’s ep. Earlier there was a hashtag #prayforandrea. I hope she offs the Governor.

43 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:07:22pm

re: #30 Gus

Al Arabiya with Associated Press

Haaretz

What’s the problem? Israel is now just getting finished putting a new government and leadership together. It’s also days before passover. He will not be there for any extended period. He’s going on a “listening mission.”

Exactly. Netanyahu had to finish putting together his governing coalition before he could start thinking about any negotiations with the Palestinians. Obama was stating a fact, but Jim Hoft saw it as yet another change to malign the president.

44 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:08:38pm

re: #42 Stanley Sea

Walking Dead fans…I’m beyond hyper for tonight’s ep. Earlier there was a hashtag #prayforandrea. I hope she offs the Governor.

Oh crap, forgot. I’ll be golfing and wifey will be on school till about 8PM.

No spoilers or I’ll blame Obama.

45 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:09:46pm

re: #44 Kronocide

Oh crap, forgot. I’ll be golfing and wifey will be on school till about 8PM.

No spoilers or I’ll blame Thank Obama.

Thanks Obama!

46 Lidane  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:10:03pm

re: #44 Kronocide

Oh crap, forgot. I’ll be golfing and wifey will be on school till about 8PM.

No spoilers or I’ll blame Obama.

If anyone spoils Walking Dead for me, SEND IN THE DRONEZ!

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47 HappyWarrior  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:11:26pm

And just when you thought Hoft couldn’t say anything more dumb, he does something like this and totally redeems himself!

48 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:12:49pm

re: #43 Dark_Falcon

Exactly. Netanyahu had to finish putting together his governing coalition before he could start thinking about any negotiations with the Palestinians. Obama was stating a fact, but Jim Hoft saw it as yet another change to malign the president.

The Alarabiya story isn’t even an “Alarabiya - AP” report. It’s an Alarabiya with hacked pieces from other AP stories. This is just subtle anti-Israel propaganda. “See, Israel doesn’t want peace.”

49 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:12:50pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

And today’s ridiculous Breitbart article by hack Matthew Boyle: Salon Writer Spins False Narrative on ‘The Uninvited’ Before Panel Begins.

These morons. This was the event featuring Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer.

It doesn’t take Nostradamus to predict that ANY event with the Bigot Brigade is going to feature Islamophobia. Apparently we’re not supposed to notice that’s WHAT THEY DO.

Nah, I thought the most ridiculous (or, rather, disgusting) article today from the Breitbartians was the rather pathetic defense of the Steubenville rape, trying to argue that Anonymous and social media sites had posted “lies” about the case that had lead to the town being “terrorized.”

50 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:17:32pm

re: #48 Gus

The Alarabiya story isn’t even an “Alarabiya - AP” report. It’s an Alarabiya with hacked pieces from other AP stories. This is just subtle anti-Israel propaganda. “See, Israel doesn’t want peace.”

Netanyahu is still trying to cobble together a coalition (because of Israel’s fucked up electoral system), he is totally not ready to negotiate any “peace plan” with the Palestinians if he can’t even work out a “peace plan” with his fellow Israelis.

51 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:19:10pm

re: #50 Vicious Babushka

Netanyahu is still trying to cobble together a coalition (because of Israel’s fucked up electoral system), he is totally not ready to negotiate any “peace plan” with the Palestinians if he can’t even work out a “peace plan” with his fellow Israelis.

I’m sure if we presented this information to Jim Hoft and Pat Dollard they would finally understand what’s going on here.

//

52 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:19:33pm

re: #50 Vicious Babushka

Hey, is @stoopidproof the Concannon (or whatever his name is) resident harasser? Saw a tweet earlier, he’s a Gator. (My alma mater)

53 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:20:58pm

CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined ‘promising’ lives of Steubenville rapists

CNN broke the news on Sunday of a guilty verdict in a rape case in Steubenville, Ohio by lamenting that the “promising” lives of the rapists had been ruined, but spent very little time focusing on how the 16-year-old victim would have to live with what was done to her.

Judge Thomas Lipps announced on Sunday that Trent Mays, 17, and Ma’lik Richmond, 16, would be given a maximum sentence after being found guilty of raping a 16-year-old girl while she was unconscious. Richmond could be released from a juvenile rehabilitation facility by the age of 21 and Mays could be incarcerated until the age of 24.

CNN’s Candy Crowley began her breaking news report by showing Lipps handing down the sentence and telling CNN reporter Poppy Harlow that she “cannot imagine” how emotional the sentencing must have been.

Harlow explained that it had been “incredibly difficult” to watch “as these two young men — who had such promising futures, star football players, very good students — literally watched as they believed their life fell apart.”

54 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:21:22pm

On the bright side, they found those 2 little bastards guilty.

55 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:21:57pm

Sick. Did they not read the cringeworthy testimony?

56 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:22:56pm

re: #49 Targetpractice

Nah, I thought the most ridiculous (or, rather, disgusting) article today from the Breitbartians was the rather pathetic defense of the Steubenville rape, trying to argue that Anonymous and social media sites had posted “lies” about the case that had lead to the town being “terrorized.”

Lee Stranahan. One of the most despicable scumbags at that hole.

57 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:23:29pm

Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine to look into more Steubenville charges

After Mays and Richmond were taken into custody, Attorney General DeWine said he planned to convene a grand jury next month to investigate whether anyone else should be charged in the case.

“We’ve gathered a lot of evidence, but we cannot put this to bed. We cannot bring finality to this without the convening of the grand jury,” DeWine said, according to CBS affiliate WBNS in Columbus.

Noting that 16 people refused to talk to investigators, many of them underage, DeWine said possible crimes to be investigated include failure to report a felony and failure to report child abuse.

“This community desperately needs to have this behind them, but this community also desperately needs to know justice was done and that no stone was left unturned,” he said.

The infamous photograph has led to allegations that three other boys, two of them members of Steubenville High’s celebrated Big Red team, saw something happening that night and didn’t try to stop it but instead recorded it themselves.

58 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:24:58pm

re: #50 Vicious Babushka

Netanyahu is still trying to cobble together a coalition (because of Israel’s fucked up electoral system), he is totally not ready to negotiate any “peace plan” with the Palestinians if he can’t even work out a “peace plan” with his fellow Israelis.

He actually finish ed that job yesterday according to CNN. The good news of that is that Netanyahu was able to keep the religious parties out of the government, which will let him cut their shenanigans back a good ways.

59 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:25:20pm

re: #52 Stanley Sea

Hey, is @stoopidproof the Concannon resident harasser? Saw a tweet earlier, he’s a Gator. (My alma mater)

Yes. Not that I keep track of any that.

60 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:26:54pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

Lee Stranahan. One of the most despicable scumbags at that hole.

Ayep. And he’s trying to both use the media to disprove a “myth” (the case was being covered-up) while at the same time damning them for using the case “belittle small town America.”

61 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:27:03pm

re: #53 Kragar (Antichrist )

That’s making me burn. Little fucking bastards are bastards but our society adulates these young men and provides an environment that allows them to be little cretins and get away with it. I wonder how many times they got away with shit, dare I say felt encouraged or in a permissive environment since they were football stars.

This case was the exception. It needs to become the rule.

62 HappyWarrior  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:27:06pm

re: #53 Kragar (Antichrist )

CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined ‘promising’ lives of Steubenville rapists

What about the victim, CNN. Jesus Christ.

63 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:27:32pm

re: #55 Stanley Sea

Sick. Did they not read the cringeworthy testimony?

The Breitbarters don’t care. To them, ‘rape is a Democratic issue’ and is thus to be denigrated. Its factionalism driven to an insane extreme.

64 Blue Point  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:29:12pm

Dipsticks like Dim Hoft usually react as if they and them were in power. That is just what they would do if they could. UN-fucking- real. Stupid says what?

65 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:29:41pm

re: #59 Gus

Yes. Not that I keep track of any that.

Thanks. Crude guy, but hey, Florida.

66 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:30:59pm

re: #52 Stanley Sea

Hey, is @stoopidproof the Concannon (or whatever his name is) resident harasser? Saw a tweet earlier, he’s a Gator. (My alma mater)

@StoopidProof is the LIBRUL TROLL who harasses Kincannon & other TGDN members, but Teh Stoopid can get very annoying. I had to block all of their asses.

67 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:31:34pm

re: #61 Kronocide

That’s making me burn. Little fucking bastards are bastards but our society adulates these young men and provides an environment that allows them to be little cretins and get away with it. I wonder how many times they got away with shit, dare I say felt encouraged or in a permissive environment since they were football stars.

This case was the exception. It needs to become the rule.

Apparently there was beyond abundant texting about it. Every single person who texted and didn’t go to the cops needs to be re-educated on how to be a human being.

68 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:32:07pm

What do I have to do to get people to realize that LGF is NOT A RIGHT WING SITE? How can you read anything posted here in the last 6 years and believe that?

boingboing.net

69 Interesting Times  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:32:10pm

re: #53 Kragar (Antichrist )

CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined ‘promising’ lives of Steubenville rapists

I haven’t looked at all the comments at that site, but one “rick stanley” said the victim was “not without fault” because she was unconscious. “Gayle Day” delivered the best smackdown of that idiocy:

Let’s pretend that you’re at a party and drink until you pass out. While you’re passed out, I take your wallet and your car keys and make off with your car.

When you wake up, you discover your wallet and car are missing. You tell your friends and ask for a ride to the police station to report the crime. How would you react if they said, “Dude, you were partially at fault for this. If you hadn’t passed out, your things wouldn’t have gotten stolen.” Am I somehow less guilty of theft because you were an easy target? Should I get a lighter sentence because you were stupid enough to pass out in public? No one ever thinks that way when property is involved, but when it’s rape, somehow the victim is partially responsible for the crime.

70 Lidane  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:32:57pm

re: #53 Kragar (Antichrist )

CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined ‘promising’ lives of Steubenville rapists

Your liberal media at work. Who cares about the victim whose life was destroyed? It’s all about the poor widdle boys who might have to go to jail for raping her?

Fucking hell. I’d say more, but I’ll only end up saying something I’ll regret.

71 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:33:47pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

What do I have to do to get people to realize that LGF is NOT A RIGHT WING SITE? How can you read anything posted here in the last 6 years and believe that?

[Link: boingboing.net…]

Why that’s me! Who knew. I’m a right winger.

72 Kid A  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:34:16pm

Caribou tweets:

73 Lidane  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:34:53pm

re: #63 Dark_Falcon

The Breitbarters don’t care. To them, ‘rape is a Democratic issue’ and is thus to be denigrated. Its factionalism driven to an insane extreme.

No, it’s par for the course. Or did you just ignore the whole “legitimate rape” debacle last year?

These kinds of attitudes about women and rape are endemic to the right, Dark. They write legislation based off this shit. It’s not fringe at all.

74 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:35:29pm

OT, Lizards who love interiors, art, etc. and especially those with $$$ to spare/invest, excellent furniture/fixture/art etc. website: 1stdibs.com

Found a chair to die for - 900.00

Still, excellent browse.

75 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:36:33pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

What do I have to do to get people to realize that LGF is NOT A RIGHT WING SITE? How can you read anything posted here in the last 6 years and believe that?

[Link: boingboing.net…]

Mandy Manners will haunt you for, I guess 2.3 more years.

:)

76 steve_davis  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:36:51pm

re: #1 Kronocide

What kind of award can he get for this one? He’s won all the rest…

the distinguished Peabrainy Award.

77 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:37:07pm

A cartoon for Saint Patrick’s Day, to help lighten the mood:

Youtube Video
78 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:37:38pm

Weird that Mays apologized for passing pictures, but not for the rape. WTF is up with that?

79 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:38:09pm

re: #69 Interesting Times

I haven’t looked at all the comments at that site, but one “rick stanley” said the victim was “not without fault” because she was unconscious. “Gayle Day” delivered the best smackdown of that idiocy:

Thought this response to a similar argument at Fark hit it out of the ballpark:

I don’t say this lightly, but you in no way should be a parent or be allowed to have any say in the ethical upbringing of children. Jesus christ, you’re the reason women are afraid to come forward about being raped and are afraid to say no.

In no way is she responsible for what they forcibly did to her. She didn’t consent, she didn’t ask for it, she just got drunk. People get drunk all the time. By your reasoning, any woman out drinking should expect and accept that they might get raped, and it’s their fault if it happens for making bad choices.

Even if the girl was a “train wreck,” that doesn’t justify anything. Many girls are seen as “sluts” and “train wrecks,” but that doesn’t mean they have a welcome mat over their vagina when they are passed out. I’m honestly disgusted that you find any fault with her at all.

80 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:40:50pm

re: #72 Kid A

Caribou tweets:

She said that yesterday as advice to the college republicans. Guess she thinks its a winner.

81 HappyWarrior  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:46:48pm

re: #72 Kid A

Caribou tweets:

Who the fuck celebrates St. Patrick’s Day by drinking Sam Adams? Of course, Sarah probably actually believes the Irish drink green beer and wear Kiss Me, I’m Irish shirts.

82 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:46:59pm

Just wait until the derps find out their flights are delayed or cancelled due to the winter storm stuff in other places. CLIMATE!!!111!!!

83 stabby  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:51:27pm

re: #80 Stanley Sea

It sounds more like a paid advert.
I can’t wait till we have politicians promoting products during their press conferences.

84 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 1:59:14pm

re: #83 stabby

It sounds more like a paid advert.
I can’t wait till we have politicians promoting products during their press conferences.

Wow. Maybe. Grifter searches out possible patriotic endorsements.

No, she’s just stupid and thinks she has a winning one liner.

85 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:10:02pm

Was hobbling about. Only one comment in all that time? Must be the green refreshments. :D

86 John Q  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:10:13pm

screwing w #cpac13

That was Obama’s plan all along when he agreed to the sequester legislation last year, didn’t you know? (Heh heh.)

87 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:10:51pm

Another Republican lets the mask slip for a second:

McCarthy: No Acceptable Ratio Of Spending Cuts To Tax Increases

88 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:18:48pm

RWC - how’s the Irish cooking coming along?

89 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:26:43pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

RWC - how’s the Irish cooking coming along?

He’s still chasing down the leprechaun.

90 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:27:09pm

re: #72 Kid A

LOL. You cannot make these people up!

Sarah Palin: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn’t afford the plane fare. I said he couldn’t afford the plane fare.
Hello! Is this thing on??!!

91 Lancelot Link  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:32:47pm

Samuel Adams often printed slanderous lies about his enemies. I’m guessing that’s why they like him so much.

92 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:34:44pm

re: #90 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.

The nick of the day. STILL want report of zombie night and mingle sticks.

93 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:35:10pm

re: #91 Lancelot Link

Samuel Adams often printed slanderous lies about his enemies. I’m guessing that’s why they like him so much.

Which reminds me, Cracked once again gives us an article that will have all those Tea Party “patriots” grinding their teeth:

5 Myths About the Revolutionary War Everyone Believes

94 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:35:31pm

Sen. Rand Paul introduces ‘fetal personhood’ bill to outlaw abortion

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) on Friday introduced so-called “fetal personhood” legislation that would completely outlaw abortion in the United States.

The Life at Conception Act would declare that human life began at conception, providing fertilized eggs with the same legal status as born persons.

“The Life at Conception Act legislatively declares what most Americans believe and what science has long known – that human life begins at the moment of conception, and therefore is entitled to legal protection from that point forward,” Paul said in a statement. “ The right to life is guaranteed to all Americans in the Declaration of Independence and ensuring this is upheld is the Constitutional duty of all Members of Congress.”

Get the fuck out of my country, you sack of shit.

95 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:36:12pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

Which reminds me, Cracked once again gives us an article that will have all those Tea Party “patriots” grinding their teeth:

5 Myths About the Revolutionary War Everyone Believes

Ticking off loons with history is way too easy: All you have to do is tell the truth and they start screaming.

96 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:38:01pm

re: #94 Kragar (Antichrist )

Rand Paul’s vision: The government is to shift from being deployed overseas to being deployed inside the uteri of American women.

/spits

97 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:38:42pm

re: #94 Kragar (Antichrist )

Sen. Rand Paul introduces ‘fetal personhood’ bill to outlaw abortion

Get the fuck out of my country, you sack of shit.

Which of course means every woman should submit their tampons and sanitary pads to the local police to ensure that no human lives were lost as a result of biological processes.

///

98 blueraven  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:40:04pm

re: #72 Kid A

Caribou tweets:

Think she might be mixing some Jameson into her Big Gulp.

99 Feline Fearless Leader  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:48:43pm

Philly restaurant decorated in green. But it’s that color every day…

Mama’s Vegetarian

Best falafel in Center City Philly. Though I often opt for the potato latke in my sandwich instead of all falafel.

100 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:49:07pm

The GOP vision: Every woman is an incubator, chained to the house to serve her properly registered man.

101 JeffFX  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:49:25pm

...

102 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:50:17pm

re: #99 Feline Fearless Leader

I pass by that place when I go to the nut store. :) nuts-to-you.com

103 Sionainn  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 2:53:34pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Here’s something worth being paranoid about: Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere.

LOL. I sent this to my dad earlier today (he’s a bat expert).

104 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:05:58pm

re: #96 Dark_Falcon

Rand Paul’s vision: The government is to shift from being deployed overseas to being deployed inside the uteri of American women.

/spits

Remember next time you vote for Rand’s friend. They are just a step away,.

105 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:07:50pm

W a l k I n g. D e a d.

106 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:08:50pm

RNC chair to fix GOP with ‘hackathons,’ marketing ‘year round’ — but no policy changes

The chairman of the Republican Party on Sunday explained that he had a plan to turn around his party’s recent losing streak by having less debates, earlier conventions, “hackathons” and more “marketing” — cosmetic changes that give candidates fewer chances to damage themselves without any serious policy changes.

In an interview with RNC Chairman Reince Priebus on Face the Nation, CBS host Bob Schieffer noted that the GOP had recently completed a study after conducting focus groups and polling thousands of people about Republican losses in 2012.

“What did the focus groups — what did they tell you about what people think about the Republican Party?” the CBS host wondered.

“They told us what you would think that they would think,” Priebus sighed. “Number one, we’re a little too math focused and not focused on people’s hearts, so that we don’t relate to average Americans more than we should — stuffy old guys too much.”

107 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:09:12pm

re: #105 Stanley Sea

W a l k I n g. D e a d.

R u n n i n g. L i v e

108 Gus  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:10:12pm

Mate binding behavior of male orb-web “Nephila pilipes” spider

This video shows mate-binding behaviour of the male orb-web “Nephila pilipes” spider. To reduce female resistance to mating and the chance of being eaten by the female, the much smaller male spider deposits fine silk onto the female’s body in between copulation bouts. In a scientific paper published in Animal Behaviour “Mate binding: male adaptation to sexual conflict in the golden orb-web spider (Nephilidae: Nephila pilipes)” a team of scientists reveal that it is the touch of the male spider that has the most effect in calming the female.

The male is tiny compared to the huge female.

DON’T CLICK ON LINK IF SPIDERS CREEP YOU OUT.

109 Bulworth  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:17:37pm

re: #94 Kragar (Antichrist )

Freedom. Liberty. Focused like a laser beam on the economy.

110 Targetpractice  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:18:21pm

re: #106 Kragar (Antichrist )

RNC chair to fix GOP with ‘hackathons,’ marketing ‘year round’ — but no policy changes

Translation: “We’ve done a bad job trying to sell Americans on the shit sandwich we’re offering them. So we’re gonna spend more money on telling them just how ‘delicious’ it is.”

111 Kragar (Antichrist )  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:18:33pm

Steubenville residents reflect on town’s demise: Football was city’s one bright light

Then your city is seriously fucked up.

112 Bulworth  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:20:40pm

re: #72 Kid A

Caribou tweets:

Christian fundy Palin is a boozer. Who knew?

113 b_sharp  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:21:00pm

re: #108 Gus

Mate binding behavior of male orb-web “Nephila pilipes” spider

The male is tiny compared to the huge female.

DON’T CLICK ON LINK IF SPIDERS CREEP YOU OUT.

Spiders are extraterrestrial aliens.

They have 12 frikken legs but 4 of them are specialized for eating.

114 kirkspencer  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:22:24pm

re: #111 Kragar (Antichrist )

Steubenville residents reflect on town’s demise: Football was city’s one bright light

Then your city is seriously fucked up.

But it’s typical of so many small towns.

Some of us have been screaming about this behavior, this sense of both privilege among the “sports heros” and its intersection with women’s rights, for a long time. Steubenville isn’t unique. It’s not even uncommon. And it’s not confined to small towns, either.

Expect a lot of noise in various places that try to imply it is uncommon, rare even. Trying to show what pushed Steubenville over the edge making it different. Because if it is different, nobody has to look in their mirrors.

115 Decatur Deb  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:28:16pm

re: #97 Targetpractice

Which of course means every woman should submit their tampons and sanitary pads to the local police to ensure that no human lives were lost as a result of biological processes.

///

How does it handle in-vitro fertilization? A handful of ‘persons’ are lost with each attempt. IVF is not an option for the poor—this is a middle/upper technique.

116 Feline Fearless Leader  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 3:53:48pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

Translation: “We’ve done a bad job trying to sell Americans on the shit sandwich we’re offering them. So we’re gonna spend more money on telling them just how ‘delicious’ it is.”

It also seems to translate as “avoid the press since we don’t want our candidates to let slip with the truth in a candid moment.”

117 Decatur Deb  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 4:07:28pm

re: #116 Feline Fearless Leader

It also seems to translate as “avoid the press since we don’t want our candidates to let slip with the truth in a candid moment.”

“And for God’s sake shake down the bartenders for a camera.”

118 wheat-dogghazi  Sun, Mar 17, 2013 4:35:42pm

re: #72 Kid A

What does that even mean?


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