Glenn Beck’s Getting Crazier: The “System X” Conspiracy Theory

The latest dastardly progressive plot only Glenn knows about
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Raving freakazoid nut sandwich Glenn Beck has uncovered a brand new evil left wing conspiracy to destroy America, and this one is EVEN WORSE than the last two dozen evil conspiracies to destroy America he uncovered.

It’s amazing America continues to survive, with all these evil plots to destroy freedom. Just lucky, I guess.

Citing random passages out of a document entitled “Promoting Grit, Tenacity, and Perseverance—Critical Factors for Success in the 21st Century” [PDF] from the Department of Education’s Office of Educational Technology, Beck declared that these data systems will be collecting a cornucopia of sensitive personal information on children and their families while placing monitoring sensors in the chairs and on their skin and filming them with cameras that can detect emotions; they’d even be installing MRI systems in the classroom.

And this is all happening because the corporations have merged with the government in order to implement “System X: a government run by a single party in control of labor, media, education and banking; joined by big business to further their mutual collective goals.”

“This is a progressive bonanza,” Beck warned, “and if it’s allowed to be in our schools in any form and become the common core of America’s next generation, it will destroy America and the system of freedom as we know it … The corporations and the government are in bed together and this is evil stuff”

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